User: jkiller

Re:You know what's also a career opportunity?

On: UK Executive 'Forced Out of Job' For Posting CV Online

But what if they're fighting for the North?

Yes, a new tiny steam engine locomotive...

On: Scientists Create World's Smallest Steam Engine

"...and it will carry two hundred passengers from New York's Idyllwild Airport to the Belgian Congo in seventeen minutes!"

Re:"Clear and Present Danger"

On: Purported FBI Report Calls Anonymous a National Security Threat

What's a Ben Affleck?

I'm a cop, you idiot...

On: When Schools Are the Police

Pretty sure they should all have a Detective John Kimble on stand-by.

Floating Nuclear Power Plant?

On: Floating Nuclear Power Plant Seized By Court

Just ride the wave... this solves the all tsunami problems...

Interceptions...

On: Google's Browser Interception Plugin For Chrome

You can search for this semi-useful extension with keywords: "Brett Favre plug-in"

Re:Use in Commerce

On: Best Buy Flexes Legal Muscles Over "Geek"

The extra "B" is for "BYOBB."

Re:Schrödinger's Wife

On: Let Quantum Physics Officiate Your Wedding

The real question is whether or not she's in the trunk.

Re:Depends if someone...

On: Can You Really Be Traced From an IP Address?

It would go something like this... like a tech madlib: Insert a programing language. Insert a Operating system. Insert word "back-trace" Insert secret NSA technology. Insert an action verb (e.g. "hacking").

I must break you...

On: BlackBerry's Encryption Hacked; Backups Now a Risk

In Soviet Russia, passcodes break YOU.

Lasers that "Cool"

On: Scientists Using Lasers To Cool Molecules

Now if only the scientists would use lasers to cool all the /. readers. Goddamn bunch o' nerds if you ask me.

Simple Mathematics

On: The Science of Caddyshack

X(T(Y+N)) = "In your DVD Collection" where... N = The number of times you've seen this movie. Y = Number of ridiculous golf References T = THe number of titties in the movie. X = Is Chevy Chase still funny? (Boolean response)

Re:yes, but...

On: Google Introduces Command-Line Tool For Linux

I think he meant to type run "from." Please edit your replies.

Google Readying To Pull Out of China...

On: Google Readying To Pull Out of China

Google should know that the pull-out method doesn't always work and can yield unwanted progeny.

The obvious answer...

On: Thorium, the Next Nuclear Fuel?

Are we forgetting Tylium? Easily mine-able and can spool your FTL drive. Endless benefits.

These problems are easily solved...

On: Tracking the World's Great Unsolved Math Mysteries

maybe (AIM) should ask Smarterchild for the answers.

The Perils of Simplifying Risk To a Single Number.

On: The Perils of Simplifying Risk To a Single Number

Is Australia a number? Because it's that simple.

Re:wow

On: If Programming Languages Were Religions

This is all wrong. COBOL is like Judaism... it controls most of the world's money.

Maybe the program got swiss-cheesed...

On: ITunes 8 a Real Killer App; Taking Down Vista

User "sambeckett" should know better and just have Al ping Ziggy for a resolution to the matter.

Shock Value:

On: Brain Will Be Battlefield of the Future, Warns US

You can't call it electrocution when they're not dying from electrical shock.

Re:Move over Geraldo.

On: University of Florida Student Tasered At Political Rally

This would bring a whole new element to filibustering making it completely worthwhile. I'm setting my tivo to stun.

Re:Could age be a factor?

On: Brain Differences In Liberals and Conservatives

"A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested." - Tom Wolfe