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  1. Tell stories instead of advices on Ask Slashdot: Terminally Ill - What Wisdom Should I Pass On To My Geek Daughter? · · Score: 1

    Advices are tricky, people are different.
    My dad died as I was about to leave college and the best thing he left me with are his stories and not advices - all sorts of stories. He was a tech guy, I'm a tech guy but we're different. What 'the kid' wants are stories, stuff that will give you the feeling like you were sitting together to have a coffee/beer and sharing stories. Way better than telling your daughter *what to do*, tell her *what you did*.

    Tell her how you got your job, what was the hardest thing for you before college, during.. how was the first time you got wasted. How did you get the first job.. about that time you changed jobs.. or got promoted or got laid off.. Tell her about how you felt when you were getting married, when she was born.. Tell her a story about how/when your heart was broken.. (I'm going a bit random here but you get the idea)

    Tell her of dreams you had but that you never accomplished. Tell her your opinions about a bunch of things that might or might not apply to her in the future; moving countries, sports vs. work, being homosexual.. dunno.. think about a bunch of stuff..

    Oh, and tell her a bunch of your favorite books/albums/films and why they are so.

    If you give plaintext advice she'll just argue something back to the video and you won't be there to counter-argue so it's a bit of a dead conversation. Tell your stories and she'll take them in as they are.

  2. Who's bicycle is this? on Flying Bicycle Is Real, Takes First Flight · · Score: 1

    Who's bicycle is this?; this is not a bicycle honey, it's a chopper. It's zed's Chopper.
      Zed's dead.

  3. Push Snowboarding on Ask Slashdot - Careers In Computer Science That Keep You Physically Active? · · Score: 1

    Work in something that brings Computer Science and tech to a sport you love. You'll end up having to test your own code by yourself. I worked a while on Push Snowboarding (www.pushsnowboarding.com) and got a lot of snowboarding together with it. Now I'm working on another project that also makes me be active to test my own stuff.

    Yes, I love my job.

  4. Re:Agile is not the problem on New Analyst Report Calls Agile a Scam, Says It's An Easy Out For Lazy Devs · · Score: 1

    Not the problem but is neither the "golden solution".

    I work on an Agile team that because they are agile they believe they can change things, requirements & focus every two weeks. Plus, anyone that says waterfall doesn't work is ignoring ALL *critical* software we depend on. Do you think airplane control systems are developed using agile? Bankin systems? Stock exchange? Power grid... your OS for fuck sake (be it linux, MacOS or the other one).. none of them were fully developed using Agile.

    Agile ADDs a lot of good stuff on top of waterfall and is more transparent and flaws/problems become apparent earlier - that's all. It doesn't solve *the problem of sw development*.

    I bet you that in 10 years there'll be another *agile* with a different name and book that will promise that THEY are solving the problems. Smart people take agile and try to make it better, dumb people follow it like religion (and like any religious one, they sin).

  5. Fake! Publicity stunt! on 11-lb Robot Can Jump 30 Feet Into the Air · · Score: 1

    They cut the video pretty much before any single jump. Plus, they don't have a good shot of the last flight. The jumps are cool but any of us could do a jumping machine that "just jumps". The hard thing is to make the whole package.

    Come on, don't tell me they didn't had time for it. They are a big company and should watch what they release.
    This reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXJZVZFRFJc

    Maybe Boston Dynamics is just taking a piss out of DARPA.

  6. communication across every device and every plat.. on Microsoft Finalizes Skype Acquisition · · Score: 1

    "communication across every device and every platform will remain a primary focus"
    In a video that uses Silverlight...
    FAIL!

  7. Path of TTD travel. on Can Relativity Explain Faster Than Light Particles? · · Score: 1

    The question here's: Did the TTD stop
    for lunch at a scenic spot in the Alps?

    TFA convinced me.

  8. Re:similar to Nokia Maps' 3D? on 3D Helicopter View Added To Google Maps · · Score: 1

    You mean this one: http://maps.nokia.com/3D/ ?
    Btw, it's way better than this bastardized "google earth inside the browser".
    Nothing new here..

  9. Re:Real Weapons on Samsung Plans To Block the iPhone 5 In Korea · · Score: 1

    And that "slightly more power than major corporations" is so just because Politicians are treacherous bastards and there's always the other company around the corner to get friends with..

  10. Re:Fear the mighty script kiddy on (Possible) Diginotar Hacker Comes Forward · · Score: 1

    I kind of agree with you on the press thing but saying they are "just silly kids" is a bit too far. You mention the obscure term "silly tools", but then WHO makes the SILLY tools? And what makes you think that whoever built the SILLY TOOL is not using it.

    It's not that simple. If it was that simple the "mafias/organized crime" would dominate this "for profit". If you really don't acknowledge that some of this kids work HARD and are indeed quite skilled than I'll assume you have never tried hacking anything while a teenager and that you don't use online banking.

    Some of these kids are indeed brilliant. Admiring them or not is the only matter here.

  11. Re:Are you doing this because of Steve Jobs??? on Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda Resigns From Slashdot · · Score: 1

    Maybe it was a pub bet... I can hear it almost:
    Hemos: I wonder what'll happen when Jobs leave apple!
    CmdrTaco: What do you mean? He'll never leave.. he'll die CEO!
    Hemos: I don't think so, we both know all this corporate overlords stuff, stock market and all.. He will eventually leave!
    CmdrTaco: NO! The day Jobs resigns I resign from Slashdot (and go to google)! ..

  12. Re:Hmm... on Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda Resigns From Slashdot · · Score: 1

    Retirement?

    He'll be working at google in a few months (non-compete clauses etc..). Didn't you notice all the guys up there with google signatures and screaming "come to Google+".

    Enjoy future @google Cmdr!

  13. Trying to be relevant? on RIM Helping UK Police Track Down Rioters · · Score: 1

    Dunno, but all this seems bullshit.
    First, I believe all this kinds of riots are just group/herd behaviour ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herd_behaviour ) and any blackberry "coordination" was probably some innocent people inviting others to join the protest.
    Come on those are just a bunch of angry kids that thought they were "doing the right thing" by raising hell and going against each and everyone...
    No major coordination.. no major plots or conspiracies.

    Going after everybody's bbms just to try to find out who were the rioters is just plain Orwellian.

    Finally, blackberry stepping up publicizing that on twitter looks just like "hey hey people! Look at us! We want to protect you! We still exist and we are responsible!"
    If it was that important they wouldn't make their support public...

  14. Re:Good on Former Nokia Engineers Fueling Finnish Startups · · Score: 1

    Go get yourself one; for free: http://wiki.meego.com/Community_Office/Community_device_program/Nokia/N950_Extended_Program :D

  15. Re:GNOME shell on Linus Torvalds Ditches GNOME 3 For Xfce · · Score: 1

    True.
    XFCE is meant to be cholesterol free, like kids; fast simple and healthy, like kids.

  16. Did you work.. on What Do I Do About My Ex-Employer Stealing My Free Code? · · Score: 1

    ..for Oracle/sun/MySQL?

  17. Irresponsible? on Anonymous Releases Restricted NATO Document · · Score: 1

    Jeezz! They've probably ran into pretty nasty bits there..
    Or they are actually becoming responsible ..
    OOOR Anon is trying some cool PR stunt! :D

  18. Re:Everybody aboard the tinfoilhat-train! on Linux Receives 20th Birthday Video From Microsoft · · Score: 2

    Well.. if that cake's got plenty of sugar the cyanide shouldn't cause much harm. Rasputin knew this a loong time ago!

  19. Re:10 pounds on Do Two-Screen Laptops Make Sense? · · Score: 1

    You still have weight. That's why that damn station keeps falling towards earth constantly! The fact that it doesn't hit the ground is another matter.

  20. Complexity of Songs on Is There a Formula For a Hit Song? · · Score: 2

    No mention to Knuth's work of art?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Complexity_of_Songs
    Isn't this slashdot?

  21. Re:In C++: on The Most Dangerous Programming Mistakes · · Score: 1

    Mistake: the lack of it!

  22. In C++: on The Most Dangerous Programming Mistakes · · Score: 1

    Virtual destructor on base class.

  23. Re:Soo.... on Nokia Introduces MeeGo-Powered N9 Phone · · Score: 1

    E.g.:There's NO Bluetooth API whatsoever and you can't use the phone's accelerometer if the screen's locked.

  24. Ryan Dunn on Analog Designer Bob Pease Dies In Car Crash · · Score: 1

    Sorry for the analog guy but why wasn't Ryan Dunn's death reported here too!!?

  25. Re:Alas, Rev. Bayes on Italy Votes To Abandon Nuclear Power · · Score: 1

    Now about that "educated man leading the parliament"... there we have a problem mate!
    (And I'm not talking specifically about Italians)

    The whole thing is doomed.. Nuclear power is just the most recent scapegoat..