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  1. Re:No more suicide for me. on Comedy Central Confirms 26 New Futurama Episodes · · Score: 1

    Yeah, might as well, right? I mean, like, what're you gonna do, eh.

  2. No on Pixar's Next Three Films Will Be Sequels · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You shouldn't worry. Shut up and get a life.

  3. R.I.P. on AT&T Dropping Usenet Netnews; Low-Cost Alternatives? · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Usenet was my first encounter with electronic forum - questions asked and answered, flame wars, trolls, kooks, some grass-roots projects, etc.

    I remember the flame war about people's sig. Some dudes had this gigantic ASCII art sig files, and people were complaining about one-line posts with 20-line sigs, how the bandwidth were wasted, etc.

    A trick to have one's question answered rather than ignored: Post the question, and from a second account, post a completely bogus answer with extra dose of condescension. People are so eager to pounce on the bogus answer with full-on indignation.

    Oh well. Move on.

  4. Re:Two Year Associate's Degree of Liberal Arts on 11-Year-Old Graduates With Degree In Astrophysics · · Score: 1

    Dude, there is that physics with calculus. Calculus, you know, math stuff? Math is hard, bro.

  5. Re:God damn it! on Unix Turns 40 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Which god damn bastard mod me god damn redundant? God damn moron.

  6. God damn it! on Unix Turns 40 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Why does every one of these god damn things have to have a god damn birthday every god damn year?!

  7. Re:Maybe Jeff can explain this on Hacker Jeff Moss Sworn Into Homeland Security Advisory Council · · Score: 2, Informative

    Look up one-way hashing algorithm. The hash (encrypted password) does not contain all the info of the clear password, so you can't get the password out of the hash. It's a feature.

    Or maybe that's not your question?

  8. Re:Dude... you have so not imagined it.. on Could a Meteor Have Brought Down Air France 447? · · Score: 1

    And falling off a plane 50k ft up might hurt a little bit more than falling off a horse, but I haven't tried either so don't quote me on that.

  9. Wack-a-mole? on FTC Shuts Down Calif. ISP For Botnets, Child Porn · · Score: 1

    Or is this more than that?

  10. Re:Ideas for future Ask Slashdot articles on You've Dropped Your Landline — Now What? · · Score: 1

    "1. Just took a bath. What to do with the bathwater?"

    Not gonna happen.

  11. Re:Aha! on GM's Hummer Brand To Be Sold To a Chinese Company · · Score: 1

    Worthless asset ... like the gobload of Treasury notes the Chinese hold ...

  12. Aha! on GM's Hummer Brand To Be Sold To a Chinese Company · · Score: 1

    Suckazz!

  13. Re:Social or Biological? on The Myth of the Mathematics Gender Gap · · Score: 1

    "We have a statistic, 70% of PhDs in Mathematics go to men and up to 30% go to women."

    Up to? When 70% go to men and less than 30% go to women, who (what?) get the rest?

  14. The wrong turn on Dinosaur Posture Still Wrong, Says Study · · Score: 1

    "...But 'our research [now] suggests that this view of sauropods is simply incorrect, based on everything we know about living animals,' he said."

    Maybe they should have based it on what they know about dead animals, eh? Cuz all them dinos are dead, ain't it. I don't think these "researchers" are mucho bright.

  15. Re:Summary on Tetris Turns 25 · · Score: 2, Funny

    And don't forget its evil twin, the Rubik's Cube.

  16. Re:island paradise on Comparing the Size, Speed, and Dependability of Programming Languages · · Score: 1

    "I could have composed instead a tedious, but germane post on Shannon's first law: concision is a function of preconception. It's a rare breed of programmer who thrives in a language which provides succinct expression of thoughts unlike the ones you already have."

    Good bit.

  17. Re:China is the product of Chinese culture. on 20 Years After Tiananmen, China Stifles Online Dissent · · Score: 1

    "In other words, in the late 1980s, the strength of support for democracy in Eastern Europe was 50 times the strength in China. I admire the Eastern Europeans. "

    No offense to Easter Europeans, but you might as well admire monkeys.

    Of course Eastern Europeans wanted to be like their Western neighbors - not only were they much wealthier and freer, they shared much the history and culture, and were just across the borders.

  18. Re:And the secret sauce is... on 20 Years After Tiananmen, China Stifles Online Dissent · · Score: 1

    It's a fine line distinguishing us (the US) and the likes of China.

  19. Re:Good call on Obama DoJ Goes Against Film Companies · · Score: 2, Funny

    Whose fault is that? Mod down the reality: -1 overrated.

  20. Re:C best language out there on Comparing the Size, Speed, and Dependability of Programming Languages · · Score: 1

    "It would be better if it was extended to support classes."

    That's what Satan whispered into Strostuf(sp?)'s ear and see where that led us - 2 decades of hell and still counting...

  21. Re:Related site... on Comparing the Size, Speed, and Dependability of Programming Languages · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    "[PERL] It's the Swiss army chainsaw."

    Those who think this is a complement, curse on your house and may the Handkerchief ensure that I never have to work with your sorry lot. :-)

  22. Re:The One True Law of Finance on Paul Wilmott Wants To Retrain and Reform Wall Street's Quants · · Score: 1

    There is this software mentioned in Douglas Adams' Dirk Gently book - name escapes me, "Reason?" - that, given the desired course of action, it spits out persuasive rational for the course, step-by-step. You tell it what you really want to do, and it tells you why it's perfectly logical and sensible to do so.

    It's like the whole finance industry OD'ed on such software, and they called it "quants".

    Btw, Tim, this doesn't belong under the heading "science".

  23. Re:Who remembers it? on L0phtCrack (v6) Rises Again · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Shut the hell up you ignint SOB.

    (subliminimal message: this here post is INSITEFUL!)

  24. Re:I'd guess very very common on How Common Is Scientific Misconduct? · · Score: 1

    Your list applies to the academia as a whole, and actually a lot more to non-science disciplines. Not that it contradicts your points, however.

  25. Re:Sue Those Monopolistic Apple Bastards! on Palm Pre To Sync Seamlessly With iTunes · · Score: 1, Troll

    Shut up you monopolist pig.