Slashdot Mirror


User: pushing-robot

pushing-robot's activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
2,199
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 2,199

  1. Re:Appeal? on Yahoo Beats Patent Troll That Beat Google · · Score: 1

    So can Google use this on appeal? I mean, after all, it is only a fucking garbage-collecting hash table. It's like patenting 2+3.

    Wow ... I wonder when this patent was filed

    Yeah, it's like a page right out of history.

  2. Such an intricate plan... on Bin Laden's Sneakernet Email System · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Hey, are you headed to the Internet cafe? Could you send this for me? I'd love to go myself, but you know, the $25000000 bounty..."

    "You ALWAYS use that excuse! 'I'd love to go to the grocery store, but my bounty...I'd love to go to the laundromat, but my bounty...'"

    "Oh, and could you print out the latest Digg articles?"

    "...fuck it, I'm calling the Americans."

  3. Re:Enterprise Systems on Call Interception Demonstrated On New Cisco Phones · · Score: 3, Funny

    I dunno; when you go to Cisco.com and click on Enterprise, you're presented with the line:

    "Break down barriers to reach people and information wherever and whenever you need them."

    Sounds like they understand it perfectly.

  4. Re:I'm confused. on Comcast Helps Fix Pirate Bay Connection Problems · · Score: 5, Funny

    Rule of Aquisition #76: Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.

  5. Re:Isn't leaving things out fun? on Sergey Brin: Windows Is "Torturing Users" · · Score: 1

    Also, they completely missed the part about how "Using Windows was like living in a town of terror—it was like a terror town".

  6. Re:Children of the future on Brothers Build World's Largest Model Airport · · Score: 1

    And once the aerial tour is complete, hurry back to the metro station to catch the intercontinental vactrain home.

  7. Re:Pilots are optional on commercial airliners ... on New Aircraft Is Pilot Optional · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, someone has to operate the Manual Inflation Nozzle from time to time.

  8. Re:1) Get rid of crappy DRM on Developer Blames Apple For Ruining eBook Business · · Score: 1

    Amen. A few days ago I loaded some pragprog books onto an iPod Touch, and Apple never saw a cent.

    iOS/Android/Kindle publishers: You don't write books. You probably don't edit books. You don't print books. As rarely as I see ads for your eBooks, you don't seem to promote them very well either. With the App Store/Kindle Store/Marketplace you don't need to distribute books. With in-app billing you don't even need to handle payment for books.

    About the only thing you actually do is wrap somebody else's book in DRM and force people to download a proprietary app to read it. If you can't make fat wads of cash performing that service, boo-fucking-hoo.

  9. Re:Making a profit on Groupon Deal Costs Photographer a Year's Free Work · · Score: 1

    you have to make a profit for each sale including the coupon.

    That's rather difficult, considering that Groupon expects you to slash your price by at least 50%, and then they typically take 50% of the remainder as their commission.

    So unless you can turn a profit while charging <=25% of your normal rates/prices, it's best to think of Groupon as an advertising expense—not a business method.

  10. Re:Site Overloaded on LastPass Password Service Hacked · · Score: 1

    And here is the actual text, for those of you trying to avoid irony in your diet.

    Update 2, 2:15pm EST:

    Record traffic, plus a rush of people to make password changes is more than we can currently handle.

    We're switching tactics -- if you've made the password change already we'll handle you normally.

    If you haven't the vast majority of you will be logged in using 'offline' mode so you can still use LastPass like normal and get back to your day, only syncing of new password should suffer (and you'll see the bar).

    As load lowers we'll increase the percentage of people being sent through email validation / password changing.

    For people experience problems please email us at support@lastpass.com -- we have seen a few reports of bogus data post change, we think this is due to you downloading a stale copy and if you go to LastPass Icon -> Clear Local Cache and try again it should work.

    You can access your data via LastPass in offline mode or by downloading LastPass Pocket : https://lastpass.com/misc_download.php (choose your OS)

  11. Re:Thunderbolt? on iMac Gets Thunderbolt I/O, Quad-core · · Score: 4, Informative

    Intel decided to move optical interconnects to the cables themselves. Short Thunderbolt cables will be entirely copper; long cables will have an optical transceiver built into each end.

  12. Re:Uh oh on Better Brain Wiring Linked To Family Genes · · Score: 1

    Sure enough, he had a third grandparent.

  13. Doesn't really bother me. on Copyright Law Is Killing Science · · Score: 1

    You can't copyright facts, so if a scientific paper is copyrightable...I have no reason to read it.

    What?

  14. Speak the english please on Wal-Mart Tests Online Grocery Delivery · · Score: 1

    "...Tests Online Grocery Delivery"

    "...into online grocery delivery"

    What? Incredible! This changes everything! ...Oh, wait, it's just a poor sod who either doesn't know what "delivery" means or is unclear how adjectives work.

  15. Re:How does this compare to aluminium? on Graphene Super Paper Is 10x Stronger Than Steel · · Score: 1

    Of course, I hope we don't have to glue the plane together from A4 sized pieces of "paper".

    Well, I hope you never travel in a Boeing 787.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbon_(fiber)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbon_fiber_reinforced_plastic#Composite

  16. "Ten times stronger than steel" on Graphene Super Paper Is 10x Stronger Than Steel · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Note that this only refers to tensile strength.

  17. Re:Profit dollars are what matters. on Dollar Apps Killing Traditional Gaming? · · Score: 1, Insightful

    A third of the apps are free, so figure an average of $8600/paid app. Free apps tend to be subsidized with ads, &c., which aren't included in the $2B figure.

    Then take out the shovelware, the apps that got thrown together in a week or less by throwing a few appkit controls together, making a glorified web page, and/or duplicating the same app 50 times with slightly different content. Not many people buy these apps, but they take so little time to produce that developers can earn a decent living on them. I'd say these account for at least half the App Store; some would guess closer to 90%.

    Then take out the apps that are too specific to really catch on; even if they were well written, there just aren't that many people who need to diagnose a token ring network in Esperanto or reproduce the call of Cerorhinca monocerata. Often these apps were written to benefit a specific party (probably the developer) and later polished up and stuck in the App Store to try and make a bit of extra cash.

    And now you're left with the small percentage of apps that are well designed and appeal to a broad audience, and a large percentage of that $2B revenue figure. Granted, not everything will be a hit, but that's true of every industry. And with the market growing tremendously every year you'd be crazy not to get your feet wet.

  18. Also on Slashdot: on The Tablet Debate: 3G Or Wi-Fi? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Is a $200 graphics card a must-have?

    Are hiking boots a must-have?

    Is a baby stroller a must-have?

    Is 4WD a must-have?

    The answers to these questions and many more: It depends, you idiot!

  19. Re:Nitrogen? on TEPCO Unveils Plan To Deal With Fukushima Crisis · · Score: 1

    The anti-nuke brigade is apparently in full force, since the scenario I described was actually predicted by scientists (and debunked by those with a better understanding of nuclear physics).

  20. Nitrogen? on TEPCO Unveils Plan To Deal With Fukushima Crisis · · Score: -1, Troll

    Aren't they concerned that the N2 will start fusing into silicon, starting a chain reaction that incinerates the entire atmosphere?

    After all, this is nuclear energy we're talking about; common sense has no place in this discussion.

  21. Re:Jerry Pournelle's *rational* view of Fukushima on Robots Enter Fukushima Reactor Building · · Score: 3, Informative

    Ah, yes:

    Backwards Chile,
    backwards Indonesia,
    backwards Alaska.

    Nope, no civilization there.

  22. Re:Finally! on Robots Enter Fukushima Reactor Building · · Score: 2

    Well, Japanese companies seem to spend their time producing things that are small and efficient and good enough for day-to-day activities.

    While in the US, everybody expects the world to turn into a Mad Max movie next Tuesday—so we spend our time making everything as overpowered and heavy-duty as we can get away with.

    Still, it's nice that the products of our trillion-dollar defense budgets do benefit someone once in a while.

  23. Re:Jerry Pournelle's *rational* view of Fukushima on Robots Enter Fukushima Reactor Building · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The 9.0 earthquake is now said to have been the largest ever recorded to have hit a civilized area.

    Because as we all know, Chile, Indonesia and Anchorage, Alaska are composed entirely of backwards tribal villages.

  24. Re:So it's just Time Machine in the cloud? on Apple Wants To Store Your History In the Cloud · · Score: 2

    And considering services like Mozy, Carbonite and DropBox already do versioning (preserving overwritten or deleted files), this isn't really a story.

  25. Re:one-five-hundredth (0.2%), one-twentieth (5%) on A 9V Battery To Your Brain Can Improve Your Gaming · · Score: 1

    No, in the US they would be called one twentieth and one fifth, respectively.