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  1. That explains it on $100k For Kenobi's Cloak · · Score: 1

    No wonder Darth V cut him down like a dog - just another Death star mugging stat...

  2. Easy Peasy on Speed of Light Exceeded? · · Score: 1

    They have simply succeeded in creating a negative vacuum. I for one take my hat off to that achievment.

  3. Ok on Who Needs a Satellite Dish When You Have a Wok? · · Score: 1

    But do they use a preferred wok supplier?

  4. So basically on RIAA Announces New Campus Lawsuit Strategy · · Score: 1

    You need to download approximately $3000 worth of non DRM-ed music and the end-consumer finally has what they want - bill to be forwarded soon!
    I can't help thinking that this is becoming just another revenue stream for the music industry in a legal wrapper. I wonder if the artists see any of these 'settlement' amounts...

  5. Heck on China Treats Internet Addiction Very Seriously · · Score: 1

    If the UK had controls that booted you from online games after 5 hours half the IT support workforce would actually have to work come 14h00...

  6. Re:Things are way out of hand on Award-Winning Ad Taken Off Air In Australia · · Score: 1

    Turn it off...OR have the common sense to see that no kid with those short ass legs would ever reach the door-handle or pedals of the SUV so problem solved. What is the worst that could happen - kid scratches car...

  7. Rightly so on Award-Winning Ad Taken Off Air In Australia · · Score: 1

    I mean that kid was surfing WITHOUT an ankle strap too. My god, cover the eyes of the innocent babes!

  8. Wow! on Google Apps Premier Edition Launches, Widely Used · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does this come standard on Vista? Oh I hope so!

  9. I don't know on Ballmer Repeats Threats Against Linux · · Score: 1

    If any Open Source projects start trying to copy the Vista 'IP' it's their own funeral - no need for a lawsuit...

  10. Boring on Possible 25 Million Year Old Frog Found · · Score: 1

    Get with the program people. A frog in amber is soooooooo much less tasty than scorpions in lollipops http://www.firebox.com/index.html?dir=firebox&acti on=product&pid=618&src_t=sbk&src_id=lollipop

  11. Re:Whales on Earth's Constant Hum Explained · · Score: 1

    Damn missed that vital fact.
    In that case they probably have a constant suspiscion that somewhere in the deep blue ocean another whale just farted.

  12. Whales on Earth's Constant Hum Explained · · Score: 5, Funny

    It is probably driving the whales crazy. They think it's the Voices...

  13. Re:Constant Hum on Earth's Constant Hum Explained · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't worry, they say it changes when the sun goes down...

  14. Ha on Water Logic Gates Built at MIT · · Score: 1

    That's nothing. My shower is connected to a thermal fluid logic computer. It implements a nice and rock solid AND function. Me in shower AND washing machine running delivers pure ice-cold aqua...

  15. Re:Being an Australian on John Edwards' Campaign Enters Second Life · · Score: 1

    Damn right. I personally welcome Mr Edwards and many other politicians to the Half-Life 2 and PES6 online arenas. Cue multiple frags and red-card slide tackles...

  16. Hmm on Toshiba Puts Fingerprint Readers on Cell Phones · · Score: 1

    If this type of technology on mobile devices becomes widespread you can bet that it will eventually be used to boost fingerprint databases for law enforcement. To be honest I cannot decide whether that is a good or a bad thing - intelligent criminals (the type who maniacally stroke fluffy white cats) would probably easily find a way to fake their record, but finding a hit on a fingerprint would at least narrow a search for the police.
    CSI directors I am sure will have this in a script in the near future...

  17. hah on VeriChip Implants 222 People With RFID · · Score: 1

    If I am forced to, can I at least get the chip installed on my shoulder for cheap laughs down the pub?

  18. Oh dear on Write Your Valentine On a Spacecraft · · Score: 1

    I for one do not think my beloved would like her name to be forever etched into something with "Mars Gravity" in its name. Maybe its just me, but I reckon she might take it as an insult.

  19. Re:Why on Bird Flu Pandemic Could Choke the Net · · Score: 1

    Because if you have to cram into a tube train twice a day with your face up against some infected person's nose you will probably get the flu and die.

  20. But on Space Potato Hits the Streets · · Score: -1, Redundant

    If the seeds have not been exposed to the UNFILTERED COSMIC RAYS OF THE SUN how on earth will they impart super-hero like Valentine powers to those who eat them? Do you need to bake the end product in regular foil or must one purchase a space blanket for this purpose instead?

  21. Fools! on Geo-Engineering to stop Climate Change · · Score: 1

    Have they learnt NOTHING from the Matrix? We should only scorch the sky as a last resort if the machines rise against us and harvest our unborn babies!

  22. Re:Movie studios and CGI on MacResearch Introduces OpenMacGrid · · Score: 1

    But I was told the Internet 2.0 is the new LAN. Damn that Marketeer!

  23. Re:Bah humbug on New Universes Will be Born from Ours · · Score: 1

    So what you are saying is that beyond the unimaginable immensity of the universe is a rainy night sky? That makes COMPLETE sense to me. I defy anybody to explain our existnce more succinctly.

  24. Bah humbug on New Universes Will be Born from Ours · · Score: 5, Funny

    I propose that the universe is actually a cheap science kit awaiting purchase on the shelf of a hyper-dimensional Toys-R-Us. I could probably prove it too if I had the funding...

  25. Sigh on Breakdown Forces New Look At Mars Mission Sexuality · · Score: 1

    Just send repulsively ugly ones and save the tax-payer's dollar$ on pointless research