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  1. Re:So basically... on Scientists Overclock People's Brains · · Score: 1

    If you get hit by lightning, does your brain get erased? Hardly a flash of genius.

  2. Re:Hang on a minute... on IE9 May Not Be Enough To Save IE · · Score: 1

    Yeah, and IE10 has ZERO market share, too. People aren't even talking about IE11. Bunch of losers.

  3. Friendfeed on Facebook Buys a Private File Sharing Service · · Score: 1

    This is a good example of what may happen to drop.io. Friendfeed has a push service for content that got Facebook into all their competitors, and I thought it was bought to be a great Trojan Horse. Wrong. They bought the team and have since done nothing with the site. The Friendfeed team, however, has completely changed the Facebook APIs. They moved off Facebook's pseudo-RESTful protocols, which were a pain to use and a ham-handed way to do authentication, to Oauth, which is easy and offers more granular security for Facebook users. I believe they also came up with the Like idea.

  4. This Just Doesn't Add Up on How Much Math Do We Really Need? · · Score: 1

    Highly improbable, statistically, his conclusions just don't square with me. I figure that his probability of being correct is inversely proportional to the ratio of conclusions drawn from assumptions made.

  5. Baby Sued in Breach Birth Case on New York Judge Rules 6-Year-Old Can Be Sued · · Score: 5, Funny

    A mother in New York has successfully sued her newborn for failing to properly aligning himself for natural delivery, forcing a cesarean section. While compensatory damages are only $14,789, the woman is seeking $2,000,000 in putative damages for a future the humiliation at her spa and Bermuda resort. The baby has counter sued the mother for failing her lamaze class, seeking damages for in proper immunization from failure to emerge through the birth canal. More at 11.. Next, sperm sued for infertility!

  6. Genetic Patents Are Vital on US Says Genes Should Not Be Patentable · · Score: 1

    There are no incentives as powerful as the lustful greed for controlling the future of humanity and the apocalyptic fear that someone might succeed. A patent is the only thing that enables both incentives in an easy-to-use online application. True, they are only good for 20 years and it now takes up to eight years to get one issued. Still, should we deny ourselves the possibility of total global control of humanity, creation of gods and monsters, and guaranteed employment for patent agents, lawyers, and biotech megalomaniacs? After all, unemployment is 10%!

  7. No longer the flavor of the month on Microsoft Is a Dying Consumer Brand · · Score: 1

    Today IBM, which will be 100 in June, has a greater market share and more dominant role in the mainframe market than it ever did. Great margins, too. If this is Microsoft's fate, then they are far from dead.

  8. Re:Online gaming on Korea Kicking People Offline With One Strike · · Score: 1, Interesting

    If they are using IPv6, the MAC is part of the network address.

  9. Re:Weird thing about the article on Quantum Computing Explained! (Well, Sorta) · · Score: 1

    I did and found it to be particularly interesting.

  10. The Real Question . . . on Ray Ozzie's Departing Memo a Warning To Microsoft · · Score: 1

    What are those wires coming out of the back of his head?

  11. The Secret to a Carefree Life on How Do You Manage the Information In Your Life? · · Score: 1

    Good health and a bad memory.

  12. Another Attack Vector for Malware on Gosling Reacts To Apple's Java Deprecation · · Score: 1

    Java recently eclipsed Flash, http://arstechnica.com/business/news/2010/10/microsoft-sees-unprecedented-wave-of-java-malware-exploits.ars. If I were an OS vendor, I would consider eliminating these unmanageable platforms that do more to commoditize the platform than add value to my product. Let'em move to Linux. This isn't the second millennium anymore.

  13. The Great Thing About Standards . . . on ITU Rules That WiMax, LTE Don't Qualify As 4G · · Score: 3, Funny

    . . . is there are so many to choose from. If I were running on of these money machines, I would call my data service 100G. I would say "we are so many Gs above the rest that your messages will get there BEFORE you send them." That is called puffing and is perfectly legal. I would advertise hot babes and sexy guys 100Ging all over the place, telling the world that 100Ging is like sexting but feels like real sex. I would leave the ITU, IETF, and IEEE to my standards body representatives, who like to travel all over the world, stay at nice hotels, eat at fine restaurants, sightsee, and get our latest patents turned into the next set of standards.

  14. Typical . . . on Meg Whitman Campaign Shows How Not To Use Twitter · · Score: 1

    . . . example of the foreign influence in American government politics.

  15. College Is Essential on What If We Ran Universities Like Wikipedia? · · Score: 1

    Where else could I have learned both the managerial skills to organize a toga party AND the technical skill to tap a keg, keeping foam to an absolute minimum? Did I mention that I got laid, too? Wiki that!

  16. Man's First Words on Humans Will Need Two Earths By 2030 · · Score: 1

    "We're doomed!" Ever since, it has been true for each of us. As they say, "nobody gets out alive."

  17. Not classic physics on Modeling a White Hole With Your Kitchen Sink · · Score: 1

    The peril of an abstraction.

  18. Spiders make different silks on Genetically Engineered Silkworms Spin Spider Silk · · Score: 1

    Some of it is stronger that other. As far as I know there are only a few examples of spider textiles -- http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/09/spider-silk/.

  19. An Insult on French Government May Subsidize Music Downloads · · Score: 1

    Art is suppose to be something governments try to suppress, which gives it more, pardon my french, séduire. Having the government approve your art is like having your mother approve your sexual technique.

  20. I Wish Somebody Had Patented Idiocy on Webvention Demanding $80k For Rollover Images · · Score: 1

    Then this would rejected and their mothers would be sued.

  21. Is .9... irrational? on Proving 0.999... Is Equal To 1 · · Score: 1

    No, but let's not even go there.

  22. The Bigger Problem . . . on Devs Grapple With 100+ Versions of Android · · Score: 2, Insightful

    . . . is that the implementations are not completely vetted. This was a problem with Windows Mobile 5.x and 6.x. Some OEMs did not implement everything (e.g., DirectShow), and apps that used certain hardware such as the camera would unpredictably fail. It is one thing to have a bug in your app and quite another to have a bug in the platform your app depends upon. Until you determine for certain that it is not your fault, a.k.a. proving the negative, you catch all the flack. Good luck with that.

  23. Censor Everything on Apple Awarded Anti-Sexting Patent · · Score: 1

    Since almost every word in the English language can be used in some sexual reference, I suppose this patent just blocks all text. For example, "I want to go logging up your canyon until you landslide all over my boulders." Now, that is not even cleaver, and I am sure that anyone who really can write will suggest prose that make my slight example seem corny. The point is that such censorship is futile and moronic. However, it does get a lot of press...

  24. Re:Being a dog owner ... on Dogs Can Be Pessimistic · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Dogs tend to reflect the personality of their owners.

  25. A Common Problem on IRS Servers Down During Crucial Week · · Score: 1

    This happens every time they try to dust the relays on their Mark-I. They forget to oil the camshaft, too.