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Scientists Overclock People's Brains

arshadk writes with this excerpt from the BBC about researchers at Oxford University who found that inducing a small current in a subject's parietal lobe boosted their capacity for numerical learning: "The current could not be felt, and had no measurable effect on other brain functions. As it was turned on, the volunteers tried to learn a puzzle which involved substituting numbers for symbols. Those given the current from right to left across the parietal lobe did significantly better when given, compared to those who were given no electrical stimulation. The direction of the current was important — those given stimulation running in the opposite direction, left to right, did markedly worse at these puzzles than those given no current, with their ability matching that of an average six-year-old. The effects were not short-lived, either. When the volunteers whose performance improved was re-tested six months later, the benefits appear to have persisted. There was no wider effect on general maths ability in either group, just on the ability to complete the puzzles learned as the current was applied."

314 comments

  1. sweet !! by ckeo · · Score: 5, Funny

    K... I just cut the cord off a lamp... somerone talk me through this O.O

    1. Re:sweet !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      luckly this is not pop news, or is it? (prays this makes it to the major news companies)

    2. Re:sweet !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It sounds like you need DC, not AC. You need an inductor....

    3. Re:sweet !! by jeffmeden · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Working with AC may be problematic... Are you comfortable only learning something for 1/120th of a second at a time?

    4. Re:sweet !! by ckeo · · Score: 5, Funny

      hmmm... maybe I should just suck on a 9 volt battery while I am studying :/

    5. Re:sweet !! by Yvan256 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Luckily for you there is two flavors available: Duracell and Energizer!

    6. Re:sweet !! by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 1

      K... I just cut the cord off a lamp... somerone talk me through this O.O

      You don't need a power cord, just a bucket of caffeine.

      Coffee, overclocking brains for 1,000 years.

    7. Re:sweet !! by JonahsDad · · Score: 2, Informative

      Was at Oxford, so wouldn't it be 1/100th of a second at a time?

    8. Re:sweet !! by schnikies79 · · Score: 1

      Too bad coffee taste like cat piss,

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    9. Re:sweet !! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      True. The problem is that caffeine also over-clocks mouths.

    10. Re:sweet !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      No, you're thinking of tea.

    11. Re:sweet !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      K... I just cut the cord off a lamp... somerone talk me through this O.O

      lol

    12. Re:sweet !! by lazarus+corporation · · Score: 5, Informative
      From the first sentence of the summary at the top of the page:

      arshadk writes with this excerpt from the BBC about researchers at Oxford University who found that...

      As an Englishman I may be biased, but I think the BBC counts as a major news company.

    13. Re:sweet !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      How do you know what cat piss tastes like?

    14. Re:sweet !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I assume you've personally tasted cat piss to verify this?

    15. Re:sweet !! by SilentSheep · · Score: 1

      How do you know?

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    16. Re:sweet !! by Naerymdan · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ever drank cofee?

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    17. Re:sweet !! by swanzilla · · Score: 1

      Too bad coffee taste like cat piss,

      I find it interesting that cat piss is a taste you can reference.

    18. Re:sweet !! by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Cofee?

      That must be some sort of coffee knock-off. Sort of like Mike shoes. No wonder you thought it tasted horrible.

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    19. Re:sweet !! by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

      Apply directly to forehead! Repeat as necessary.

    20. Re:sweet !! by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      No idea, but you have just taken the first step to fighting Bonus Eruptus.

      http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Made-up_words#Bonus_Eruptus

    21. Re:sweet !! by u17 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      K... I just cut the cord off a lamp... somerone talk me through this O.O

      You need to make sure that you're using a DC, not an AC lamp... TFA said that the direction of the current matters! If it's a DC lamp, make sure you've cut the cord past the rectifier. Then locate the ground and positive wires. Stick the positive in your left eye, making sure not to damage the eyeball, you need to carefully squeeze it in between the eyeball and the eyelid. Might need some good lubricant there. Then stick the ground similarly in your right eye. The eyes the easiest way to reach the brain, seeing as they're just an extension of the organ. With me so far? Great! If you're still alive, try to focus on multiplying big numbers. If either of your eyes pops out due to the effort, make sure to hold the wire terminal in to prevent it from disconnecting. Once you smell burning tissue, it means your result is ready! Now call an ambulance IMMEDIATELY and don't forget to write down your result, your family might need it as proof for the life insurance company that your death wasn't suicide, in fact it was a scientific endeavour. Good luck!

    22. Re:sweet !! by snspdaarf · · Score: 2, Funny

      I am glad he did. It saves the rest of us a lot of effort and embarrassment. Not to mention cat scratches.

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    23. Re:sweet !! by Reapman · · Score: 3, Funny

      This reminds me of that time you tried to drill a hole in your head....

    24. Re:sweet !! by boring,+tired · · Score: 1

      That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.

    25. Re:sweet !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad coffee taste like cat piss,

      Stop letting your cats piss in your coffeemaker.

    26. Re:sweet !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      K... I just cut the cord off a lamp... somerone talk me through this O.O

      You need to re-crystal first because your local oscillator is obviously rock bound.

    27. Re:sweet !! by MyLongNickName · · Score: 0, Troll

      Too bad coffee taste like cat piss,

      May I ask how you know this? And how does cat piss differ from dog piss or other small animal piss?

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    28. Re:sweet !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      schnikies79 knows what cat piss tastes like.

    29. Re:sweet !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's enough for an entire classroom.

    30. Re:sweet !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad coffee taste like cat piss,

      The fact that you seem to know that kind of digust me.

    31. Re:sweet !! by Holammer · · Score: 1

      Actually, the parietal lobe is on the other side. If you apply to the forehead you mess with the stuff that makes "you".

    32. Re:sweet !! by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      And how does cat piss differ from dog piss or other small animal piss?

      I have no idea what it tastes like (obviously) but I do know that it’s apparently particularly pungent, to such a degree that it’s basically considered to be impossible to remove the odor once it sets. IIRC in some locations you are legally obligated to disclose if your house has cat urine odor problems when you sell it. You can’t just try to cover up the smell while you sell the house; even if you did it would just come back.

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    33. Re:sweet !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad coffee taste like cat piss,

      And you know this how?

    34. Re:sweet !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you know what cat piss tastes like?

      By the smell Ammonia?

      (anon @ work)

    35. Re:sweet !! by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 1

      Actually, the parietal lobe is on the other side. If you apply to the forehead you mess with the stuff that makes "you".

      And the problem being?

    36. Re:sweet !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am NOT problematic! My coworkers all say they love me... :'-(

    37. Re:sweet !! by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

      Luckily for you there is two flavors available: Duracell and Energizer!

      Can I have one that doesn't require knocking something off a weightlifters shoulder, or makes me bang on a drum while wearing as bunny suit?

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    38. Re:sweet !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At which point in your life did you decide to taste cat piss?

    39. Re:sweet !! by city · · Score: 1

      please, if there was ever a time to RTFA (and there isn't), this would be it

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    40. Re:sweet !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coffee doesn't smell like ammonia.

    41. Re:sweet !! by pckl300 · · Score: 1

      Don't do it! It will void your warranty!

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    42. Re:sweet !! by MiniMike · · Score: 1

      Working with AC may be problematic... Are you comfortable only learning something for 1/120th of a second at a time?

      Might still be useful for people with ADD, as for some it matches the length of their attention span. They just have to be careful what they do on the negative of the wave.

    43. Re:sweet !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ammonia smells like coffee.

    44. Re:sweet !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coffee doesn't smell like ammonia.

      He did say bad coffee

    45. Re:sweet !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad coffee taste like cat piss,

      This.

      I am so very glad I wasn't the person who tried it.

    46. Re:sweet !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    47. Re:sweet !! by AndyAndyAndyAndy · · Score: 1

      And my mom says I'm the most handsome kid in the 4th grade.

      Incidentally, I was struck by lightning in the 3rd grade, which according to this, probably did me wonders.

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    48. Re:sweet !! by Hal_Porter · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're right! I'll look into this and

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    49. Re:sweet !! by SETIGuy · · Score: 1

      You're making it wrong.

    50. Re:sweet !! by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1

      If you're getting scratched, you might want to rethink your method. Most people don't drink milk right from the cow... o.O

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    51. Re:sweet !! by snspdaarf · · Score: 1

      You mean they aren't just bota bags with an attitude problem?

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    52. Re:sweet !! by nametaken · · Score: 1

      Apparently polarity matters. If you feel dumber, flip the battery over.

    53. Re:sweet !! by TheCouchPotatoFamine · · Score: 1

      I thought it was Fizzbitch.. and Gun

      /real man here!

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    54. Re:sweet !! by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      How else do you get cat urine without litter or newspaper in it?

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    55. Re:sweet !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you also do not like coffee?

    56. Re:sweet !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CHEESING! Won't you take that ride ride ride... on Heavy Metal!

    57. Re:sweet !! by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

      I thought that was cat shit?

    58. Re:sweet !! by Ster · · Score: 3, Funny

      This reminds me of that time you tried to drill a hole in your head....

      That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.

    59. Re:sweet !! by elmodog · · Score: 1

      Did it strike you left to right or right to left?

    60. Re:sweet !! by speroni · · Score: 1

      Stick it to your head.

      Let us know if you learn anything.

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    61. Re:sweet !! by FleaPlus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      K... I just cut the cord off a lamp... somerone talk me through this O.O

      DISCLAIMER: I've run tDCS experiments in an academic setting before. The info provided below is merely for speculative/educational purposes, and if someone fries their brain it's not my fault.

      It's actually surprising how simple the setup for a tDCS experiment is. All you need are some sponge elecrodes, some saline to soak them in, and a way to deliver a constant current (say, 1 mA). Sponge electrodes can be purchased online, or they could potentially be made at home. I'm not sure what size electrode they used in the experiment, but I imagine 2"x2" would work.

      Sponges should be soaked in enough saline to transmit electricity with little resistance (resistance tends to result in uncomfortable heat), but not so wet that water is dripping down. An elastic headband is handy for keeping the sponges in place.

      The device used in lab was a fairly inexpensive (by research/medical standards) iontophoresis drug delivery device, powered by an off-the-shelf 9V battery. I think those are only available to practitioners, but I imagine that all you really need is a simple (ideally battery-powered for safety) current source which can send 1mA through the electrodes. (again, don't have access to the paper, so don't know if 1mA is what they used)

      One sponge would go over one of the parietal cortices, on the back-top-right or back-top-left of the head. The other sponge would go over either the opposite parietal cortex or a "neutral" location like the vertex on top of the head. tDCS has a fairly crude spatial resolution, so one doesn't have to worry about being precisely pinpointed over a particular brain region.

      I'll add in a disclaimer again that the above is quite possibly entirely wrong, and it's quite possible I've made a mistake in my description, I'm not liable, etc. etc.

    62. Re:sweet !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      K... I just cut the cord off a lamp... somerone talk me through this O.O

      K... I just cut the cord off a lamp... somerone talk me through this O.O

      K... I just cut the cord off a lamp... somerone talk me through this O.O

      K... I just cut the cord off a lamp... somerone talk me through this O.O

      how are you all doing today

    63. Re:sweet !! by hierophanta · · Score: 1

      that was just awesome

    64. Re:sweet !! by Elder+Entropist · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But if they're dumber, will they realize it?

    65. Re:sweet !! by Caerdwyn · · Score: 1

      Yes, but this is overclocking AND overvolting.

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    66. Re:sweet !! by Pharmboy · · Score: 1
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    67. Re:sweet !! by Caerdwyn · · Score: 1

      Civet Coffee: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak

      OK, OK, civets aren't cats...

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    68. Re:sweet !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this only for cats? My house has the opposite of cat urine.

    69. Re:sweet !! by jhantin · · Score: 1

      No, it's a forensics bundle from Microsoft. No wonder it tastes awful. ;-)

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    70. Re:sweet !! by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      Too bad coffee taste like cat piss,

      I find it interesting that cat piss is a taste you can reference.

      Just as long as he can't describe it.

    71. Re:sweet !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Saying "don't try this at home, it's extremely dangerous" whilst wearing an electro-man headband reminds me of Mom making me wait 30 minutes after eating before swimming yet Dad is wading into water while eating a sandwich.

    72. Re:sweet !! by Stihdjia · · Score: 1

      BrainOn. Apply directly to the parietal lobe.

      BrainOn. Apply directly to the parietal lobe.

      BrainOn. Apply directly to the parietal lobe.

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    73. Re:sweet !! by skarphace · · Score: 1

      How else do you get cat urine without litter or newspaper in it?

      A harness, a bowl, and some time?

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    74. Re:sweet !! by LanMan04 · · Score: 1
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    75. Re:sweet !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cat piss bondage?

      Pics or it didn't happen.

  2. Uhhhh.... WHAT? by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    those given stimulation running in the opposite direction, left to right, did markedly worse at these puzzles than those given no current, with their ability matching that of an average six-year-old ... The effects were not short-lived, either. When the volunteers whose performance improved was re-tested six months later, the benefits appear to have persisted.

    What about the other sides, were the negative effects persistant? Did you just create a group of idiots? Is this legal?

    1. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by RockoTDF · · Score: 1

      Good question, but we mustn't assume that reversing the direction was a persistent underclock. Brain plasticity isn't linear. Regardless, I would like to know.

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    2. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by jeffmeden · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The effect seemed to influence the learning process... IE when the current is applied in the correct direction the learning process takes place very quickly and when in the opposite direction it takes place very slowly. The subjects retested later showed they retained the learned skill, not the *ability* to learn that was afforded by the electrical stimulation.

      Of course, lacking any such mental enhancement my interpretation of this may be totally wrong.

    3. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Did you just create a group of idiots? Is this legal?

      It is probably not legal. The public school system hates the competition.

    4. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by martas · · Score: 0

      my guess is that the effect of the current is to temporarily increase/decrease the rate at which the brain learns, i.e. plasticity. if this is true, then there would be no negative effects to the other group. notice that they say the lasting positive effects were only specifically for the kind of puzzle they learned during the experiment, which suggests that they were quite simply learning better/faster while the current was being applied.

    5. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by heatseeker_around · · Score: 2, Funny

      I was about to ask the same question. This is a huge side effect. "Don't worry, it will not affect any other parts of your brain. You will just be a retard and unable to resolve simple puzzles for at least... we don't know yet. You'll tell us !"

    6. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure they would have just reversed the polarity on the deflector array...

      But seriously, i would like to know this as well.
      And will the negative effects be reversed if they run it in the opposite direction.

      Also, where does one go to sign up for this? I totally want to become super-genius electroborg 3000.

    7. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      Right... but I don't see your point... I know it didn't make them incredibly stupid drooling zombies or anything like that - but their ability to learn was affected? What if they started a new job soon - wouldn't it be nice to be the quick learner you have been throughout all your life and not have been screwed over by a scientific test?

    8. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by Ryanrule · · Score: 2, Funny

      well, is it legal for stupid, ignorant people to have kids?

    9. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by PseudonymousBraveguy · · Score: 1

      You should have quoted the next sentence, too:

      There was no wider effect on general maths ability in either group, just on the ability to complete the puzzles learned as the current was applied

      i.e. nobody was made dumber (or smarter), it only influenced the learning process while the current was active.

    10. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by transfatfree · · Score: 1

      combine this with milgram experiment teaching style!

      zapped if you learn, Zapped if you don't!

    11. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by martas · · Score: 1

      well, what i meant was that my guess is that their rate of learning was only affected while the current was on, in which case there would be no effect on their ability to learn a new job, etc. but that's only a guess, i didn't read the article in detail, and i don't know if their experiments address this question or not.

    12. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by Yvan256 · · Score: 3, Funny

      The english-speaking participants then replied "Wakarimasen"?

    13. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by kainino · · Score: 1

      Did you just create a group of lawyers? Is this legal?

      FTFY. And yes, that is "legal." *brickdodge*

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    14. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      The summary says that the positive effects from the current retained for 6 months. They didn't mention whether the negative ones did or not. Possibly just left that part out...

    15. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by Schadrach · · Score: 1

      1. They probably waived liability to be in the test to begin with.

      2. It sounds like the alteration in learning ability is temporary, but the ability to recall what was learned in that time is lasting.

      3. How long before we have "electrify your learning" helmets, or does this process require opening the skull?

    16. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their learning capabalities weren't changed. It was temporary. They learned faster WHILE the current was applied, and what they had learned has not been forgotten. Same thing the other way round, they learned slower WHILE the current was applied.

    17. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by srmalloy · · Score: 1

      What about the other sides, were the negative effects persistant? Did you just create a group of idiots? Is this legal?

      The sense I got from the articles, as well as the last sentence of the posting blurb, is that the increased or decreased function was with regard to the particular problem(s) that they were attempting to solve while the current was being applied, not to their general capacity to solve math problems.

      It does lead me to wonder, though, how quickly we'll see some entrepreneur out for a quick buck to turn out a "thinking cap" that has the electronics to provide the proper stimulation to the parietal area and market it as a cramming tool for students having problems with math...

    18. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their ability to learn was affected while current was applied. Test subjects with one current flow learned faster than test subjects with the opposite current flow. The material learned - how to solve that specific puzzle - persisted after the test. Their ability to learn was unaffected except specifically for the duration of the test.

    19. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by RockoTDF · · Score: 2, Informative

      I seriously doubt peer reviewers would have let them get away with not reporting persisting performance drops.

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    20. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ive was in da tested an I'd feelled jus phine!

    21. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by martas · · Score: 1

      again, the positive effects refer to performance on a specific task, not rate of learning a new task. a persistent change in the latter would be truly groundbreaking news, but it doesn't seem to me that they have any such results (positive or negative).

    22. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, is it legal for stupid, ignorant people to have kids?

      Of course it is. Look how they mopped up in the elections.

    23. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      What about the other sides, were the negative effects persistant? Did you just create a group of idiots? Is this legal?

      If you had read the next couple sentences you would have known that it only persisted for the puzzles they attempted to learn.

      In other words, they created a bunch of people who were very good at those particular puzzles, and a bunch of people who were very bad at them. It did not affect their overall abilities at all.

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    24. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      This appears to be affecting learning, not intellect. They learned better while the current was applied, and therefore had access to the learned knowledge in the future. Those with the current applied in the other direction didn't learn as much, so had no benefits later on. It doesn't say, but I'd be completely unsurprised if they did no differently, or perhaps slightly worse, than the control group, since it would be like they were doing it for the first time.

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    25. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by divisionbyzero · · Score: 1

      those given stimulation running in the opposite direction, left to right, did markedly worse at these puzzles than those given no current, with their ability matching that of an average six-year-old ... The effects were not short-lived, either. When the volunteers whose performance improved was re-tested six months later, the benefits appear to have persisted.

      What about the other sides, were the negative effects persistant? Did you just create a group of idiots? Is this legal?

      "When the volunteers whose performance improved was re-tested six months later, the benefits appear to have persisted. There was no wider effect on general maths ability in either group, just on the ability to complete the puzzles learned as the current was applied."

      It only applies to the skill learned at that time but, yes, presumably they will permanently suck at that skill. And, yes, they might have the right to sue since their brains were potentially permanently damaged.

    26. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      The way I interpret this terse language is that the stuff they learned (or didn't) persisted, not continued ability (or inability) to learn!

      Yes, it would be problematic to permanently impair somebody's ability to learn by the proximity to electricity, though that might explain lots of recent politics...

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    27. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by brainboyz · · Score: 1

      Next big thing, peddling 9V batteries to undergrads the week before midterms/finals.

    28. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I present you with the award for dumbest poster on Slashdot.

    29. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      apparently something has been interfering with YOUR ability to learn. as numerous people have pointed out, the people are only affected WHILE THE CURRENT IS RUNNING. their ability to learn was not destroyed, it was merely temporarily inhibited WHILE THE CURRENT WAS RUNNING. much like the other group's ability to learn was increased...wait for it.... WHILE THE CURRENT WAS RUNNING. see the pattern here?

    30. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by canajin56 · · Score: 1
      TFP specifically says it had absolutely no effect on learning whatsoever. Never rely on what the summary says, it's typically written by somebody who didn't RTFA ;)

      In addition, TDCS did not affect the learning process itself, which might be subserved by nonparietal areas [37,38], or the automaticity of number processing and the mapping of number into space with everyday digits.

      Though, perhaps that's semantics. They were given 10 symbols and shown some relationships between them, and left to solve math problems using these symbols instead of digits. The stimulation specifically did not let them remember the individual relationships any better, they didn't "learn" that better. What it did was allow them to more fully comprehend those relationships, as a whole. And, that comprehension was remembered and retained, although they likely didn't remember all of those relationships from before. So, they learned faster in the sense that they understood it better at the time, and retained that understanding. But they didn't learn any specific facts any faster. The group with the reverse stimulation, on the other hand, likewise had no more difficulty remembering all of the rules they were given about these 10 symbols. But, they had very little ability to put those rules together and form a greater understanding of what the symbols represent. So likely there was no long term ill effect. It's just, as you say, since they never had a grasp of the meaning before, they would have no way to learn that meaning and remember it ;)

      That is, the stimulation did indeed boost their intellect, at least a narrow subset thereof, the subset involved in taking these seemingly arbitrary rules, and forming them into a whole. When they had this greater understanding, it stuck with them. But it didn't make them better able to learn directly. Having that understanding allowed them to remember that understanding, but the stimulation didn't directly aid any sort of memorization.

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      ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI
    31. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by eleuthero · · Score: 1

      as a teacher, there are a number of things I would like to see change in how education is done. So much waste of time (and information) is involved. I recently worked with a GED student who didn't know that dropping a zero gave him 10% (something I considered until then to be fairly basic). I would like to see education take place in smaller groups with more focused practical applications earlier on as well as training in critical thinking that involves more than whether or not A is the correct answer.

    32. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by eleuthero · · Score: 1

      Probably a while... isn't Parkinson's related to an overcharging of certain neurons? Will a high fat diet be required to avoid neurological disorders and brain damage if we use such a helmet?

    33. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by canajin56 · · Score: 1

      Not only did your focus fade before you read the end of the summary, but your focus again faded before you reached the end of PsudonymousBraveguy's second sentence ;) It didn't impact their ability to learn. It impacted their ability to learn only while the current was applied! And if you read the actual publication, not the BBC blurb, you'll see it didn't even "technically" affect their ability to learn. It impaired their ability to take arbitrary rules, and form a cohesive vision of the whole. (That is, they're given some relations between alien digits, that behind the scenes are just a new character set for our own digits, and had to solve puzzles with numbers written in the new script, without knowing what all of the numbers fully mean). Those with the right stimulation were able to form this cohesive vision much more easily. Those with the wrong stimulation had great difficulty forming this vision. Without being able to form the proper understand, they obviously have no way at all to REMEMBER the correct vision. You cannot remember something you never knew. So, it impaired their ability to learn only in that, WHILE THE CURRENT WAS ON AND ONLY THEN it impaired their ability to think abstractly and mathematically, and without the ability to understand the question, they had no way to learn about it.

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    34. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by danlip · · Score: 1

      And even if it didn't happen in this experiment, you certainly have to wonder about the possibility in similar experiments.

    35. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you just create a group of idiots? Is this legal?

      Of course it's legal. Imagine how many people would be sitting in prison right now if turning people into blathering idiots was illegal.

    36. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by Zerth · · Score: 1

      Yes, I just read the actual paper and this barely had anything to do with math. It could have easily been phrased as "more quickly learn which unknown letter is earlier or later in the alphabet".

      This only improved their learning, pattern recognition, or maybe their "comparative/sorting" abilities.

      While the latter(ordering symbols) is sort of useful for math, this didn't show the subjects could add up the cost of a meal and figure the tip any better than before, let alone learn calculus.

    37. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by Zerth · · Score: 1

      Oh, and just to encourage somebody else to screw up their brain instead of myself: Anode goes on your right parietal lobe to get the "beneficial" effect.

    38. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by poopdeville · · Score: 0, Troll

      who didn't know that dropping a zero gave him 10% (something I considered until then to be fairly basic)

      Dropping a zero from what? Off the end of 100%? Nobody talks that way. You might consider it "basic", but it is utterly arbitrary.

      Did you consider that he thought you were going to drop a zero score from his results? (As in, "I drop the lowest homework score"). It is most definitely not true that dropping a zero score yields 10%, or a 10% improvement. Did you consider that your poor expression lead to this student's confusion? Probably not.

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    39. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The original AC here.

      Did you consider that he thought you were going to drop a zero score from his results? (As in, "I drop the lowest homework score").

      I thought that's what he meant by "dropping a zero" as well. The context of him being a public school teacher talking to a student implies such.

      A "teacher" with such poor command of the English language only serves to prove the old saying: "In the war against the human mind, the public school teacher is the grunt."

    40. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      It's still groundbreaking news. This is a step closer to "woah, I know Kung Fu", since the learning is ++ and the retention is normal.

    41. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      What they learned != ability to learn quickly.

      Ability to learn quickly faded immediately when the current was removed. What they learned with the current applied lasted for at least 6 months.

      Reduction in ability to learn faded immediately when the current was removed from the other group. They didn't learn anything so testing them in 6 months to see if they still knew it was pointless.

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    42. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by Shotgun · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Move on, AC. It isn't 2008 anymore. Everyone woke up this time. People may be stupid and ignorant, but they don't stay that way.

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    43. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      So can this be made into a portable device? maybe a hat?

      Can it be powered by lemons?

    44. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by Zerth · · Score: 1

      They only had to choose the larger of two symbols(either mathamatically larger or physically larger, depending on the phase) and also to position a symbol on a line proportional to it's numerical value(ie, the "5" symbol goes in the middle).

      At no point were they asked to perform addition, subtraction, multiplication, or division. They didn't even have a symbol for 0, only 1 through 9.

    45. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      More importantly, would tinfoil be a good material to make it from?

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    46. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by Philomage · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough, I took "dropping a zero" as meaning removing the lowest digit (but not if it was non-zero) in a number, like say: 10,000. If you drop a zero, you get 1,000; ten percent of 10,000. Or 350 becomes 35; ten percent of 350.

      "Dropping a zero" is a special case of "moving the decimal point one place to the left".

      Sure the wording sucks, but the method is sound. If eleuthero explained what he meant by "dropping a zero" even just a little bit, I can see how frustrating it would be that someone wouldn't get that.

    47. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by Philomage · · Score: 1

      ... but on the other side of the argument, if the number were, say... 1035, dropping a zero would not get you ten percent... so um, yeah, dropping a zero needs a bit more explanation.

    48. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'LL MAKE IT LEGAL!!

    49. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Do you think he just rolled up to him and said "Hey, if I drop a zero, you get ten percent!" or do you think it was more likely in the context of math and division and calculating 10% or 1/10th of another value? Such asshole asshattery from asshats like you proves the saying "God damn you are an asshat".

    50. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by Modern+Primate · · Score: 1

      If it weren't legal, Rupert Murdoch would surely be in jail by now.

    51. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by eleuthero · · Score: 1

      thank you for your clarifying remarks

    52. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by eleuthero · · Score: 1

      in the original conversation with the student, it did in fact involve moving the decimal point... we were dealing with numbers ending in zero primarily and this was the start of a ten minute conversation on figuring tips... for the GED student (not public school).

    53. Re:Uhhhh.... WHAT? by Philomage · · Score: 1

      I did some math tutoring for adult high-school students myself (I didn't go the usual route for my high school). The mental gymnastics I had to go through to get some (to me) simple concepts explained were amazing. But each time there was that "ah-ha" moment, and you could see the student actually get it, it made it all worth while.

  3. Er... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    So a third of the group who had current applied left to right had their brains underclocked for 6 months? And they were OK with that?

    1. Re:Er... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Learning ability decreased while the current was applied in one direction and increased in the other. When the current wasn't applied everything was back to normal. Information learned during the process was retained after 6 months.

  4. So basically... by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So basically we're FPGAs?

    1. Re:So basically... by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      FPNAs. Field programmable neuron arrays. And yes.

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    2. Re:So basically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      please rtfa. PLEASE!

    3. Re:So basically... by NicknamesAreStupid · · Score: 1

      If you get hit by lightning, does your brain get erased? Hardly a flash of genius.

  5. Overclocking? by Stregano · · Score: 1

    But I have accidentally OC'ed my PC and gotten a BSOD. What happens to humans when you do that?

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    1. Re:Overclocking? by javelin682 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      you don't get the BSO part, you just get D

    2. Re:Overclocking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brain Seizure Of Death

    3. Re:Overclocking? by KingSkippus · · Score: 2, Funny

      You get a Blue Scream of Death.

    4. Re:Overclocking? by cforciea · · Score: 1

      You still get BSOD, only now it stands for Blue Skin of Death when the jolt stops your breathing.

    5. Re:Overclocking? by Corporate+Drone · · Score: 1

      But I have accidentally OC'ed my PC and gotten a BSOD. What happens to humans when you do that?

      You start agreeing with Rush Limbaugh / Shawn Hannity / Al Gore / Bill Maher. (Take your pick, according to your personal preference, and whom you wish to demonize...)

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    6. Re:Overclocking? by countSudoku() · · Score: 1

      Some say you see a white light, probably high intensity LED arrays... you could say it's the WLOD. Sorry, I'm too excited about the possibilities of three 9v batteries, some copper leads to a skin-patch connector, and my sweet, sweet new high score on Puyo Pop! I'll be getting 10 simultaneous Puyos fo sho!!1! Or, a badly burnt section of hairless skin on the back of my head... :( Wait, was it negative lead on the left, or right hemisphere?

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    7. Re:Overclocking? by clone53421 · · Score: 0, Troll

      You become a woman.

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    8. Re:Overclocking? by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      I've heard that some get the WLOD.

    9. Re:Overclocking? by JonahsDad · · Score: 1

      Obligatory Snow Crash link.

    10. Re:Overclocking? by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      To hell with (blue) people! - Unless they're suffocating - then help'em. - Mitch Hedberg

    11. Re:Overclocking? by kammat · · Score: 1

      You get one heck of a core dump. Hope you have clean underwear handy.

    12. Re:Overclocking? by mehrotra.akash · · Score: 3, Funny

      How do you accidently overclock a PC??

    13. Re:Overclocking? by IronWilliamCash · · Score: 1

      Last I checked my OS wasn't Windows, so I should be fine. It's more of an open source variant, sort of like linux since anyone can look at the source code.Just make sure the host isn't online though, if it is then you can get sued for "hacking".

    14. Re:Overclocking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You get a Blue Scream of Death.

      Slight tweak... Bloody Scream Of Death?

    15. Re:Overclocking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With the BIOS interface in some Dell machines from a few years back, it's definitely possible.

    16. Re:Overclocking? by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

      Combine alcohol, a roofie, and the desire to impress a geek chick to get her to show you her Star Wars figurine collection.

    17. Re:Overclocking? by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      How do you accidentally anything?

    18. Re:Overclocking? by steelfood · · Score: 2, Funny

      Cut one of the plugs from the power supply and run a current from right to left through the CPU?

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    19. Re:Overclocking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not the OP, but its pretty easy to OC these days. If you just change one badly labeled bios setting ("Profile" from "Performance" to "Turbo" or whatever. Or just fatfinger your keyboard into clicking auto-tune..), you just overclocked. Software overclocking is pretty easy to do as well, if you just start messing with the preinstalled software. On my latest i5-760 box, I got a 30% overclock by just hitting one button. It rebooted once and came up at the new speed.

      Granted if you actually read all the dialogs, you'd know what its doing, but just running the software available and seeing what it does is a good way to learn. It's how I learned to use computers, but in my day overclocking was both rare and involved moving jumpers, so I never burnt much.

  6. Ridiculous by windcask · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Just because you know how to turn a computer on doesn't mean you should go messing around with registry keys or your CMOS. Let's curb our enthusiasm for our tiny understanding of how the brain works and learn more before we start screwing around with things.

    1. Re:Ridiculous by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 2, Informative

      Oblg: You have to break a few eggs to make an omelette.

    2. Re:Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
    3. Re:Ridiculous by martas · · Score: 1

      as UnknownSoldier so laconically explained, it's quite difficult to learn about the brain without screwing around with it. probably by far the largest source of information for cognitive/neuropsychology are people with damaged brains, either due to injury, disease, congenital defect, etc. but those come along pretty rarely. hence developing [safe!] methods of [temporarily!] affecting brain function in healthy subjects is extremely important for the continued development of these fields.

      regarding the article, these are very interesting and exciting results. looking forward to further developments/confirmation/explanations.

    4. Re:Ridiculous by corbettw · · Score: 1

      And how, pray tell, do we learn more without screwing around in the first place?

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    5. Re:Ridiculous by peragrin · · Score: 1

      yes but do your really want to crack open your own skull just so I can have a faster train of thought?

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    6. Re:Ridiculous by cellocgw · · Score: 1

      And how, pray tell, do we learn more without screwing around in the first place?

      Obligatory: this is /. and everyone here has learned a lot w/o any screwing at all 'cuz we don't have GFs

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    7. Re:Ridiculous by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      That depends upon an informed cost/benefit evaluation.

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    8. Re:Ridiculous by Pentium100 · · Score: 1

      Too bad all I have is the computer - no service manual, no circuit diagrams, no datasheets for the components, no source code of the software inside it. How do I find out how the computer works and what do the registry or CMOS settings do?

    9. Re:Ridiculous by phyrexianshaw.ca · · Score: 1

      and once you kill a cow, you gotta' make burgers.

  7. My old boss used to do this too...no biggie. by Pojut · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Back when I worked as a mechanic, the guy that owned the place and a buddy of his used to bring cars into the shop after hours, snort up a line of blow, and go to town. I once watched them pull a motor out of a Honda Civic in 15 minutes, surgeon style (one guy giving and taking tools/nuts/bolts, one guy using the tools to remove said nuts/bolts).

    No exaggeration. 15 minutes. It transcended bitchin'.

    1. Re:My old boss used to do this too...no biggie. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      15 minutes for a Honda Civic? What is so hard about cutting a couple of zip-ties?

    2. Re:My old boss used to do this too...no biggie. by HeckRuler · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm sorry, could you give that to me as a car analogy?
      er...

    3. Re:My old boss used to do this too...no biggie. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With how much of the wiring harness still attached? :D

    4. Re:My old boss used to do this too...no biggie. by MonsterTrimble · · Score: 1

      Oh C'mon! Mod parent up! That was FUNNY!

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    5. Re:My old boss used to do this too...no biggie. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I've seen it happen at race tracks, and other event. 15 minutes require coordination and skill, but it's not unheard of.

      I can put a computer together in under 5 minutes. Which seems fast to put who don't do it regularly.

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    6. Re:My old boss used to do this too...no biggie. by Pojut · · Score: 1

      I've seen it happen at race tracks, and other event. 15 minutes require coordination and skill, but it's not unheard of.

      yeah, but on race tracks they have more than two people working on the car at a time :p

    7. Re:My old boss used to do this too...no biggie. by smurfsurf · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Maox0X8EELY :-)
      Disassembling and reassembling a jeep in 3:30. Although the jeep is a very simple construction.

    8. Re:My old boss used to do this too...no biggie. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      I once watched them pull a motor out of a Honda Civic in 15 minutes, surgeon style (one guy giving and taking tools/nuts/bolts, one guy using the tools to remove said nuts/bolts).

      No exaggeration. 15 minutes. It transcended bitchin'.

      Aside from the illegal drugs in your story, did you ever think that maybe what happens in surgery is just the most efficient method of doing things? When you don't need to fumble for your instruments, you generally can do things more than at 2x the speed thanks to not having to switch your focus from your job.

      If all you remove and install a given engine a few times, you get to the point where you know all the steps and know all the tools that you'll need. Even better if the helper knows the steps too. This is why surgeons work as fast as they do. Practice, practice, practice.

    9. Re:My old boss used to do this too...no biggie. by quacking+duck · · Score: 4, Funny

      Reminds me of a Top Gear episode where they discovered that changing out an engine of a car took less time than a group of women getting ready to go out for the evening.

    10. Re:My old boss used to do this too...no biggie. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i have it from an inside source that they also made several first posts in those 15 minutes

    11. Re:My old boss used to do this too...no biggie. by shugah · · Score: 3, Informative

      That jeep was specially prepared for that demonstration.

      The "engine/transmission" unit must have a self contained fuel tank, battery, and coolant reservoir (radiator) and some sort of quick release engine mounts. There were no fuel lines and while one guy dropped the radiator in just before the hood went on, he didn't connect up any coolant lines. It was probably a 2-wheel drive jeep, to eliminate connecting the front differential. There must have been some sort of quick disconnect on the drive shaft U-Joint. There also must not be a floor or firewall in the jeep so that the shift linkage and accelerator pedal and throttle linkage could all be left attached to the engine/transmission unit.

      You could see a muffle hanging below the chassis, so the exhaust manifolds and header pipe must have just slid into some sort of receiver pipe (I guess it didn't have to pass CARB or EPA testing). Also unless there must have been some sort of multi-pin electrical harness connector or none of the lights would have been functional. The ignition switch was probably attached to the engine and accessible through the open floor / firewall.

      The Jeep has no brakes; there were no brake lines connected to the "body" unit (where the master cylinder would be). Likewise, steering linkage between body and the front suspension/axel must have had some sort of quick disconnect. Also, no heater, no windshield wipers/washers, no speedometer or guages of any type mounted on the dash (possibly on the engine/transmission unit).

      So given that the Jeeps was specially designed to be taken apart and put back together in under 4 minutes, it is not surprising that team trained for that function were able to do so.

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    12. Re:My old boss used to do this too...no biggie. by smurfsurf · · Score: 1

      Good observation. So it was a circus act. Somewhat entertaining though.
       

    13. Re:My old boss used to do this too...no biggie. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are, like, 3 bolts that hold a civic engine to it's k-member. Of course didn't take that long.

    14. Re:My old boss used to do this too...no biggie. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I believe you are refering to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24nn9SiZk4k

  8. you can do this with drugs too by circletimessquare · · Score: 1, Insightful

    but in the end, you overtax the neurons, burn them out, killing them, lower their potential, etc

    take care of your body, you're only given one, you can't improve upon the performance of your brain and your body without longterm tradeoffs that are larger than any benefit you receive in the short term

    stop trying to improve on what you have. just use it, and take care of it

    "a candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and you have burned very brightly..." -bladerunner

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    1. Re:you can do this with drugs too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "stop trying to improve on what you have. just use it, and take care of it" ??? Are you serious?

      I am really glad that nature, science, business, art, linguistics, etc. -- generally disagrees with your harmful advice. Thankfully, we have selfish genes. And these genes take risks. Because risk-taking is the natural path to growth, learning, innovation, etc.

      Life is not an exercise in conservation! Human nature seeks constant improvement. Humans are risk takers, thankfully. You only have one life to live, so don't squander it by being safe.

    2. Re:you can do this with drugs too by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 4, Informative

      Which drugs? Plenty of drugs taken in moderation can be sustained throughout a natural lifespan without damage. Very few drugs, especially those used longer than the last few generations, "burn out neurons" or cause any neuropathy of any kind, at active doses that aren't toxic. Alcohol is an exception. But heroin is not. All drugs temporarily "lower the potential" of neurons or raise them: otherwise they'd have no effect whatsoever. But so does eating too much food (or not enough), or habitual running, or having sex.

      Blanket statements about drugs are rarely meaningful enough to take as useful advice.

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    3. Re:you can do this with drugs too by martas · · Score: 5, Insightful

      you can't improve upon the performance of your brain and your body without longterm tradeoffs

      i hate that kind of defeatist, "nature/god knows best" attitude. everything you have right now is thanks to people who believed they could do better than nature, and they did. yes, you shouldn't do lines of coke to be better at your job, because that is a hack. it doesn't mean we can't make ourselves truly better, without "overclocking" and burning out. a candle that burns twice as bright could burn out twice as fast, or it could simply be a fucking light bulb that lasts 5 years.

    4. Re:you can do this with drugs too by Irick · · Score: 1

      My LED lamp shines at 7,527 lumens and lasts over 30,000 hours. Your twin-wicked candle is clearly inferior.

    5. Re:you can do this with drugs too by corbettw · · Score: 2, Funny

      yes, you shouldn't do lines of coke to be better at your job

      Except, of course, for those rare individuals for whom doing coke is a part of their job. Used car salesmen, comedians, politicians, that sort of thing.

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    6. Re:you can do this with drugs too by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      That's about 10 60 watt bulbs. What the heck are you using? I want one?

      I got the new 40watt LED ($24 at home depot) and it ROCKS. Unfortunately the 60 watt by the same mfg weighs 2 pounds (I'm not joking- it may be over 2 pounds) and is much bigger). My "hydra neck" fixture immediately sags to the ground with that bulb in place.

      I think LED is "close" except for price. But given the life span and current draw, it's awesome for difficult to change fixtures or lights you want to leave on all the time (like the porch light).

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    7. Re:you can do this with drugs too by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 1

      The military regularly issues CNS stimulants to serving personnel, especially pilots.

    8. Re:you can do this with drugs too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      doctors, engineers, advertisers ...

    9. Re:you can do this with drugs too by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      i hate that kind of defeatist, "nature/god knows best" attitude. everything you have right now is thanks to people who believed they could do better than nature, and they did. yes, you shouldn't do lines of coke to be better at your job, because that is a hack.

      But you should chew on a coca leaf if you're trekking up south american mountains ranges, where the leaves grow: Because it's a natural remedy for altituted sickness. Hacks your sea-level body for high altitude performance, it does.

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    10. Re:you can do this with drugs too by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1, Troll

      And I hate people who can't bother to capitalize their sentences.

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    11. Re:you can do this with drugs too by Joe+Snipe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I like to phrase it like this:

      Drugs are like cheat codes on video games. They can be a lot of fun, and you might see and do things you wouldn't have been able to do otherwise. But then it starts to get boring, and playing without the cheat code starts to feel unsatisfying (or to difficult). Unfortunately you can't switch to a different video game because with drugs it's your life that you're playing.

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    12. Re:you can do this with drugs too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "you can't improve upon the performance of your brain and your body without longterm tradeoffs that are larger than any benefit you receive in the short term"

      Wow, you've got some serious faith in... what, exactly? You think God designed you at an exact optimum, and there's been no degradation over the last 6000 years? Or has evolution somehow optimized us precisely for modern life?

      Even assuming an optimum baseline (by whatever naturalistic or theistic magic you subscribe to), can you really believe it's governed correctly to correspond to the real-world benefits corresponding to boosted brain function? In circumstances like a Ph.D qualifying exam, it's hard to argue that chugging an energy drink to ensure academic progress, and thus get higher pay throughout life, isn't a net benefit, but there's no precise analog to the fight-or-flight system for purely mental challenges.

    13. Re:you can do this with drugs too by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      That's utter tripe. All the scientific evidence points to the fact that using your body improves it. Exercise strengthens your heart. Solving puzzles delays the effects of Alzheimer's.

      It is so easy to improve on what you have. Are you a weakling? Lift weights, take up running, biking, or swimming. In a month you'll see real improvement. This isn't at the expense of a longer life, this will help give you a longer life

      Are you a bit slow? Pick up some logic puzzle books, like the ones people use to study for the LSAT. You may not end up a genius, but you'll surely improve your ability, and keep your mind alert into old age.

      Pushing yourself to become stronger, smarter and better is the way to take care of your body. If you just sit there, afraid to move, then it will fall apart. Use it well, and you will live to the old age your genetic potential allows.

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    14. Re:you can do this with drugs too by Beerdood · · Score: 3, Informative

      I think LSD is a decent example of what you could consider over-clocking. If you take a large amount (like 4 or more hits at once) your brain is in absolute overdrive and can certainly perform some functions better than others. And just like over-clocking a CPU you run the risk of burning out a few circuits and getting flashbacks and tracers later in life. This is the official term, and I've heard a few old hippies that claim to have this from too much use from too much use years ago

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    15. Re:you can do this with drugs too by corbettw · · Score: 1

      No kidding. The Navy managed to get me addicted to a particular CNS stimulant not only through ready access for 12 years, but by encouraging a culture in which consumption of it was the norm. I now can't go more than 24 hours without at least two tablespoons of it, diluted in hot water (and sometimes flavored with pumpkin spice, French vanilla, or hazelnut, depending on the season and my mood). It's a killer, that one.

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    16. Re:you can do this with drugs too by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      Would you be talking about coffee there?

    17. Re:you can do this with drugs too by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      How can you possibly know that?

      You think evolution reached perfection and so there's no way anything could possibly boost performance without any (or any that aren't worth the trade) long term issues? Or God made it perfect?

      Seems a pretty baseless assumption.

    18. Re:you can do this with drugs too by corbettw · · Score: 1

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    19. Re:you can do this with drugs too by Tacvek · · Score: 1

      The light he was talking about is probably this monstrosity: http://www.ets-lindgren.com/pdf/LEDChamberLighting.pdf

      I'm sure it costs a lot. I'd guess hundreds of dollars per bulb. It also uses 100 W. It is most of two foot in diameter (reflector, which probably also doubles as a heat sink) and weighs over 8 pounds.

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    20. Re:you can do this with drugs too by roystgnr · · Score: 1

      stop trying to improve on what you have.

      It's so cute when Luddites publish their half-baked philosophy on the internet. And they don't even notice the irony!

    21. Re:you can do this with drugs too by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Thank you! That's nice. Huge amount of light for 100 watts.

      I need to follow that line and see if they have something about 50watts at 3500lumens.

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  9. so many questions by cindyann · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Any observation or correlation to right-brained, i.e. left-handedness?

    How did the subjects perform with a slightly higher current?

    And when they cranked it to 11?

    1. Re:so many questions by RockoTDF · · Score: 1

      They only ran right handed subjects. This is common as a way to make sure lefties don't wash out the effects in your data.

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  10. Overclocking vs. Bandwidth by The+Living+Fractal · · Score: 1

    Is this really "overclocking"? If I have an 8bit processor and I try to do the same number of things, at the same clock rate, as a 16bit processor, of course it's going to take longer. It seems more reasonable that the increased current had some effect on parallel processing and memory function/bandwidth than on speed of molecular reactions.

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    1. Re:Overclocking vs. Bandwidth by RockoTDF · · Score: 1

      And what do you think mediates parallel processing? The change in activity caused by this current likely affects gene expression and a variety of other chemical reactions going on. You can't have plasticity without chemical change.

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    2. Re:Overclocking vs. Bandwidth by geekoid · · Score: 1

      No. In fact, it's neither.

      The more I read about neurology, them more I hate the computer/brain comparison.

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    3. Re:Overclocking vs. Bandwidth by RockoTDF · · Score: 1

      The computer/brain comparison is bad when you think about it as a turing machine or as a von neumann computer. If you think about it as an information processing device that stores data and performs pattern separation/completion/recognition, then the metaphor can take you far.

      And just fyi, neurology is the field of medicine pertaining to the nervous system. It is not completely synonymous with neuroscience.

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    4. Re:Overclocking vs. Bandwidth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, no. If all things are equal, and you have 8-bit and 16-bit processors with the same core architecture, you will get the same amount of work per cycle.

      If you have 8-bit vs 16-bit memory buses, then you will see increased bandwidth.

    5. Re:Overclocking vs. Bandwidth by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      We’re talking about an analog computer, not a digital one. Presumably increased voltage = increased bandwidth. You have a greater range between “zero” and “maximum”.

      In other words, they made it go to 11.

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    6. Re:Overclocking vs. Bandwidth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've got no proof of this, naturally, but I'm fairly certain the whole universe is digital at the highest level of detail. Even things that are seemingly analog.

  11. Love the journal name... by lazlo · · Score: 4, Funny

    The findings are reported in the journal Current Biology.

    Awesome pun.

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    1. Re:Love the journal name... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you think these researchers came up with the idea in the first place?

    2. Re:Love the journal name... by chichilalescu · · Score: 1

      also, you could say this is shocking news.

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    3. Re:Love the journal name... by Quirkz · · Score: 1
      They should have a series of YouTube clips titled, "Will It Conduct?"

      I think that'd do shockingly well.

  12. I'm game. Maybe. by jeffb+(2.718) · · Score: 1

    I remember experimenting with pulsed currents to generate phosphenes after reading a related SciAm article sometime in the 1980's. Set up a simple 555 pulse generator, use cotton pads with saline as contacts on your temples, and you can get some pretty cool light shows before it starts to tickle too much.

    If this really is cutaneous stimulation, I'm perfectly comfortable building small current-limited supplies, and coming up with something that'll make good contact. I'm a little nervous about applying prolonged DC, though -- I'd expect to be generating chlorine (or nasty electrode chlorides) at one side and sodium hydroxide at the other, neither of which are good for the complexion.

    I'm not game for sinking electrodes through my skull. Yet.

  13. Oh, I get it now! by Chemisor · · Score: 1

    That's why the diode worked!

    1. Re:Oh, I get it now! by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      I still don't get it :(
      Maybe I need some of that current.

    2. Re:Oh, I get it now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the mouse over on this one is even more relevant http://xkcd.org/556/

  14. Conditioning. by the_raptor · · Score: 1

    If the effect was only with the puzzles learned when the current was applied this sounds like plain ol' conditioning and the "over clock" comment isn't even slightly related (wow, bad science reporting. Who would guess it?).

    On the other hand there are effects I can vaguely re-call from my abnormal psych class where one hemisphere of the parietal robe is inhibitory and the other excitatory, and disrupting this balance can change the resulting behaviour (one example I have in my notebook is that asymmetry in EEG readings for these regions are related to depression). So the effect could be due to the right to left current changing this balance in favour of excitation* and left to right in favour of inhibition with the result of either changing neuro-architecture for specific types of problems OR just playing a part of general conditioning.

    * A lot of the people who have problems with maths have maths phobia where it is this phobia inhibiting their displayed ability at maths, not an inherent deficiency at maths.

    YIAAPS.

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    1. Re:Conditioning. by RockoTDF · · Score: 1

      I was about to roll my eyes until you made the math phobia suggestion. Read up a bit more on it an email the authors, it might be worth asking them to rule out somehow. I don't think this has anything to do with conditioning, however.

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  15. flowers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And please don't forget to leave flowers on Algernons grave.

  16. Performance Enhancing Devices by sacdelta · · Score: 1

    Pretty soon the Chess Federation and other intellectual competitions will have to start testing people for brain tampering.

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    1. Re:Performance Enhancing Devices by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      Not really. This accelerates learning, but doesn't actually increase skill. Somebody learning to play chess with one of these running would pick up the game much faster, and would be better than other people at his or her experience level. Somebody who already knows the game, no matter how they learned it initially, is going to be much less effected. Maybe they'd learn to adapt to their opponent's strategies faster or something, but it sounds like this just saves you some time learning, rather than actually granting a competitive advantage among people who've already learned.

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  17. Obligatory Faces of Meth photos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yep. You certainly can "overclock" your brain (and body too) with drugs. But you definitely shouldn't.

    Have a look at the results.

  18. Um.. by JustFisher · · Score: 1

    How can I reproduce this at home?

    1. Re:Um.. by countertrolling · · Score: 2, Funny

      Put a diode in your electrical socket, and hook yourself up.. Be sure to stream the video on the web.

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    2. Re:Um.. by shugah · · Score: 1

      jumper cables dude! Stop before you smell smoke.

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  19. Ridiculously Brilliant by HeckRuler · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well, these people are learning more about the brain BY screwing around with it. How else do you learn things? Unfortunately, we're missing the user's manual.

  20. Awesome! by digitaldc · · Score: 1

    Now I can finally finish a New York Times crossword. Just hit me up with some of that sweet juice first.

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  21. Oldnews by durrr · · Score: 5, Informative

    This phenomena is quite well studied, and seems to be producing relatively linear effects. It was discovered in the 70's or so. It's refered to as transcranial direct current stimulation and just a few months ago there was a study on visual memory about the same.
    It's not really new and revolutionary, it's just that the previous studies haven't been able to be worded as "OMG BRAINOVERKLOCKING!" and thus haven't generated the same interest.
    http://nextbigfuture.com/2010/08/direct-current-stimulation-more-than.html

    1. Re:Oldnews by RockoTDF · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I know it is well studied, I'm a neuroscientist. What I am saying is that we must not assume that the effects over time are the exact opposite in each direction.

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    2. Re:Oldnews by Barrinmw · · Score: 1

      Linear effect? Does that mean the more juice the smarter I get? /goes and gets lightning rod.

    3. Re:Oldnews by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so why should we assume the opposite then?

    4. Re:Oldnews by RockoTDF · · Score: 1

      If the effect is linear in one direction, it should be linear in the other as well. Things in the brain generally aren't linear.

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    5. Re:Oldnews by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Indeed, if you increase the current in the better-learning direction too much, the result will not be much better learning, but permanent damage. That's a very non-linear effect.

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    6. Re:Oldnews by wizardforce · · Score: 1

      What fascinates me is why there's any directionality to this at all- unless there's some fairly long range orientation of the brain cells going on, there shouldn't be any asymmetry.

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  22. Caffeine by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

    Yeah, that's fucking awesome, but mostly because it's simply applying DC to the outside of people's skulls and without having to resort to skull-fuckery.
    But when I first read the title, my knee-jerk reaction was: oh, so they discovered caffeine?

  23. user control... by llung · · Score: 1

    Where's the BIOS setting for this?

  24. I used to do this all the time by scourfish · · Score: 1

    I used to apply electric currents to my head while studying in the bathroom. It was really embarrassing later, though, when people knocked on the door to make sure I wasn't jacking on.

  25. In the matrix ... by bigrockpeltr · · Score: 1

    ...im sure they went back to front.

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  26. LASIK, high blood pressure, gene therapy... by KingSkippus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Crud, then, because I and a LOT of my friends have had LASIK surgery to correct my vision. It turns out god gave me bum eyes that focused everything slightly in front of my retina, and that fixed it pretty well with minimal, if any, long-term trade-off.

    My dad had high blood pressure. In spite of efforts to control it through diet and exercise, he foolishly took drugs to control it, thinking that he could improve upon his natural system to regulate it. He died a few years ago of bladder cancer. I'm not sure how exactly that was a long-term tradeoff since the doctors told us they were completely unrelated, but he seemed not to mind the short-term benefit of living a reasonably long time.

    Also, where exactly do we draw the line? I mean, some people run 10 miles or more a day; surely that can't be normal and can be considered a measure to "improve on what you have," and statistically, those people tend to live longer. Do we consider eating certain foods that contain substances shown medically to lead to longer and more healthy lives, or for that matter, avoiding natural foods that contain substances shown medically to be harmful (fat, cholesterol, etc.) to be trying to improve on what we have? Before long, we'll be living in a world where technologies such as gene therapy could prevent or significantly reduce conditions like Down's Syndrome, diabetes, Alzheimer's, etc. Should we avoid those as well?

    I suspect that this study is the first in a long line of research that may lead to exciting new therapies for people who might not be able to learn normally. And yes, if it's shown effective without significant side effects, it might be used much as LASIK is today, a method of improve on what we were given with little to no risk. Personally, I don't see much wrong with that. If you disagree, that's certainly your right, but I would ask that you not judge others, try to impinge on the freedom of others to make informed decisions regarding their own body, or worst of all, try to keep the research from happening that could potentially improve the lives of many people who are not able to function normally in society due to preventable or even curable disabilities.

    Just some food for thought.

    1. Re:LASIK, high blood pressure, gene therapy... by Eevee · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I mean, some people run 10 miles or more a day; surely that can't be normal...

      Actually, humans are evolved for just that--persistence hunting is basically constantly running after an animal until it's too exhausted to get away.

    2. Re:LASIK, high blood pressure, gene therapy... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Even accepting the premise that humans have evolved and persistence hunting was an ideal method of capturing prey at some point in human history, it is a primitive form of hunting that requires great expenditures of energy. The intelligence of humans is such that we are better off if we use our intellect in our favour rather than just our muscles. What you should be concluding is that humans are evolved precisely toward the purpose of eliminating that sort of behaviour.

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    3. Re:LASIK, high blood pressure, gene therapy... by t2t10 · · Score: 1

      LASIK didn't fix what is wrong with your eyes, and in a decade or two, you'll need reading glasses anyway. And nobody knows what the long term effect of LASIK is. I looked into it and concluded that glasses are still cheaper and safer.

      I think the same is true for many of these "improvements"; they are too new to know what the effects are. As far as I'm concerned, the less you mess with your body, the better. Eat well, exercise, and avoid chemicals.

    4. Re:LASIK, high blood pressure, gene therapy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My dad had high blood pressure. In spite of efforts to control it through diet and exercise, he foolishly took drugs to control it, thinking that he could improve upon his natural system to regulate it. He died a few years ago of bladder cancer. I'm not sure how exactly that was a long-term tradeoff since the doctors told us they were completely unrelated, but he seemed not to mind the short-term benefit of living a reasonably long time.

      WTF are you talking about here? High blood pressure is a significant risk factor for death. Drugs (medication) are what saves lives in this case. I can quote you studies until I'm blue in the face, but the bottom line is people that control their blood pressure tend to live longer than people that do not control their blood pressure. 90% of high blood pressure is considered primary, or without known causes. Yet, simply controlling it reduces death rate significantly.

      High blood pressure is an indicator for,
          1. stroke
          2. hardening of the arteries (plaque)
          3. heart failure / blowout / etc...

      Many people die of complications of high blood pressure. In many cases, the left ventricle literally explodes and you bleed out.

      I mean, some people run 10 miles or more a day; surely that can't be normal

      Wow, that is surely one of the most retarded statements I have read, even trumping your drug phobia.

      Not long ago, in the time of my great grandmother, people used to walk 10-20 km a day. What do you think people used to do 3,000 years ago? You don't walk to find food, you die.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunter%E2%80%93gatherer
      http://www.justinowings.com/b/linked.php/day-in-the-life-of-a-hunter-gatherer

      "The Ache hunted every day of the year if it didn’t rainGPS data I collected suggests that about 10 km per day is probably closer to their average distance covered during search. ....

      The Hiwi on the other hand only hunted about 2-3 days a week and often told me they wouldn’t go out on a particular day because they were ‘tired’. They would stay home and work on tools, etc. Their travel was not as strenuous as among the Ache (they often canoed to the hunt site), and their pursuits were usually shorter. But the Hiwi sometimes did amazing long distance walks that would have really hurt the Ache. They would walk to visit another village maybe 80-100 km away and then stay for only an hour or two before returning. This often included walking all night long as well as during the day."

      So, maybe your lifestyle is abnormal. Waking, walking to your garage to get in your car and sitting 15h a day, and another 8 sleeping. The remaining 1 is mostly standing with some walking.

      Just some food for thought.

    5. Re:LASIK, high blood pressure, gene therapy... by pitchpipe · · Score: 1

      My dad had high blood pressure. In spite of efforts to control it through diet and exercise, he foolishly took drugs to control it, thinking that he could improve upon his natural system to regulate it.

      WTF are you talking about here?

      Sarcasm. We're talking about sarcasm.

      I mean, some people run 10 miles or more a day; surely that can't be normal

      Wow, that is surely one of the most retarded statements I have read, even trumping your drug phobia.

      Wow, that is surely one of the most retarded statements I have read, even trumping your lack of sarcasm.

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    6. Re:LASIK, high blood pressure, gene therapy... by Quirkz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Avoid chemicals? Like dihydrogen monoxide?

    7. Re:LASIK, high blood pressure, gene therapy... by Philomage · · Score: 1

      I mean, some people run 10 miles or more a day; surely that can't be normal...

      Actually, humans are evolved for just that--persistence hunting is basically constantly running after an animal until it's too exhausted to get away.

      Okay, wow. That just impressed the shit out of me. Humans are not just smarter than other animals? It turns out that we are physically fitter than herd grazers too? Wow.

      Will the wonders of this amazing creature never cease?

    8. Re:LASIK, high blood pressure, gene therapy... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      No, still just smarter. The antelope’s natural predators are used to the concept of “run as fast as you can so you catch it before it gets away” and the antelope in turn is used to “run as fast as you can and get away from the predator”.

      If persistence hunters ran as fast as they could, they’d have neither the speed nor stamina to catch an antelope. Instead they run at a pace they can maintain for hours, because the antelope just ran all-out until it was exhausted and cannot rest enough in that short time to fully recuperate.

      It’s sort of like the story... one guy was bragging about his fast horse, so somebody else cleverly challenged him to a long race. Of course the fast horse was tired by the end and the guy with the slower horse overtook him and won. Then the guy with the fast horse complained that he’d been tricked and it hadn’t been a fair race, so he offered to switch horses and race the guy again after lunch. This time he was riding the fast horse but he reined it in after it got a little lead, took an easy trot until the slower horse had nearly caught up, then sped up again, and in this way he beat the slower horse without exhausting the fast one. If the guy with the fast horse had know to do this he would have won the first race, but he wasn’t smart enough to figure it out on his own. Neither are the antelope.

      For some reason I can’t find the source for that story. I want to say it’s Mark Twain, but Google is failing me.

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    9. Re:LASIK, high blood pressure, gene therapy... by Philomage · · Score: 1

      I get what you're saying... smart enough to keep up a pace that maintains an average speed nearly as fast as the kudu, but without exhausting the pursuing human.

      Still impresses the shit out of me. Smart or not, the persistence hunter still keeps an average pace as fast as a kudu running all out then resting then running all out again for 3-5 hours. There's still some stamina involved.

    10. Re:LASIK, high blood pressure, gene therapy... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Oh, make no mistake about it... I think it’s impressive too. Running – at any pace at all – for 5 hours? Yeah, that’s impressive. But once again it’s an application of human intelligence that even makes it possible.

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    11. Re:LASIK, high blood pressure, gene therapy... by KingSkippus · · Score: 2

      Actually, I noticed after I posted that there was a weird mix of sarcasm and seriousness, and I thought, "You know, some people are going to interpret that wrong." If I could take it back, I would have worded it a bit differently to make what I was saying consistently clear.

      Oh well, it wasn't really meant to be an editorial masterpiece, it was just a couple of random thoughts trying to convey that saying that people shouldn't try to improve themselves is kind of an overly broad statement, that sometimes there really are no long-term negative effects from doing so, and sometimes there are negative effects, but they are worth the price of whatever improvement you are undergoing, be it natural, chemical, or surgical.

    12. Re:LASIK, high blood pressure, gene therapy... by JSlope · · Score: 1

      If you consume more than 500 moles of it - it can harm you...

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    13. Re:LASIK, high blood pressure, gene therapy... by Czech+Blue+Bear · · Score: 1

      Many people feel uneasy when talking about direct improvement of human body and/or mind. I admit I am myself pretty cautious in this subject. In my opinion, it is partly magical thinking - whatever you take, you must always pay for it... somehow, sometime. And, in fact, this is often true; almost every exciting new invention has a "dark" side that can appear much later. (Of course, technology itself is neither good nor bad; it's just that some consequences of its use are beneficial for us, and some less so).

      Additionally, we should take into account that most people are, regrettably, pretty ignorant of the technology they are (ab)using. With technologies both extremely complex and extremely powerful, like computer networks or genetic engineering, results can really be disastrous. Again, the technology is not the problem; the people who don't know how to use it are the real danger.

    14. Re:LASIK, high blood pressure, gene therapy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only someone with borderline Asperger's would insist that "dihydrogen monoxide" is a "chemical".

    15. Re:LASIK, high blood pressure, gene therapy... by pitchpipe · · Score: 1

      Thanks for your candor and seriousness. I hate when I post something and then realize that I misunderstood either the summary or the person to whom I was replying. I agree with what you are saying, and I believe that the person to whom you were replying was saying something along similar lines, albeit with a bit of sarcasm that might not have been immediately apparent (unless you're normally a sarcastic bastard like me, and if you are, excuse me for assuming that you're not ;-) ).

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    16. Re:LASIK, high blood pressure, gene therapy... by KingSkippus · · Score: 1

      I think you may have gotten me confused with the AC to whom you replied. I'm the guy who is the GP to your post, the AC is the guy who misread my post. Can we just nuke this comment tree and start over? I'm starting to get myself confused with me and I. ;)

    17. Re:LASIK, high blood pressure, gene therapy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hear hear !

    18. Re:LASIK, high blood pressure, gene therapy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're making a flawed assumption that human evolution stopped when we migrated out of Africa, it didn't and many human populations haven't needed to do that for a long time. Some people may still have the genes for that, but that doesn't mean everyone does.

  27. Fiendish by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    Fu Manchu: I had no idea that mere domestic power could be so stimulating.

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  28. Stupid is as stupid does.. by TiggertheMad · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did you just create a group of idiots?

    pretty sure that people who offered to let scientists run current through their brains as part of a test to see how it affects learning aren't Nobel prize winners to begin with....

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    1. Re:Stupid is as stupid does.. by xclr8r · · Score: 1

      I wonder if they had an uptick in creativity that wasn't being tested for...

      I use to work in an area where there were highly creative people and highly logical people. The logical people considered the creatives idiots; the creatives couldn't be bothered with the logicals mind numbing diatribes. I viewed both as having different skill sets.

      Nice to see they were 'just wired different'.

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  29. the benefits appear to have persisted. by countertrolling · · Score: 1

    How lucky for those who received the reverse current. Now they're dumb for life.

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    1. Re:the benefits appear to have persisted. by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      God damn, read the friggin summary all the way at least.

      The benefits persisted for the puzzles they tried to learn during the experiment. They otherwise saw no improvement at all, short term or long term. We can logically assume, since the summary made no mention of it, that the reverse current degraded their abilities the same way. If you don't understand that, I'll spell it out: they performed at the level of a six year old for the puzzles they tried to learn during the experiments. Their abilities were not otherwise impaired in any way, short term or long term.

      Jesus, at least read the summary guys! I don't expect you to read the article, but you could at least keep yourself from looking like an idiot all the time.

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  30. Statistics weak by LeDopore · · Score: 1

    If you read the work carefully, the smallest p-value for a stimulation-associated change is p = .03. That means there's a 1-in-30 chance that random noise in their results just happened to show an effect as strong as they actually observed. I commend the authors for being upfront with their p values; thanks for reporting them.

    Without being a total naysayer, I'd still be cautious about swallowing these results wholeheartedly before independent confirmation. I don't suspect there was any experimental shenanigans, but the statistical evidence for making you smarter (or at least a faster learner) using this technique is still just above the minimum publication threshold (usually 1-in-20).

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  31. Sooooo... by hellkyng · · Score: 1

    Indian food overclocks my digestive system?

  32. This is ALL explained in The Talent Code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Read "The Talent Code" and you'll understand why it persisted - myelin. http://www.amazon.com/Talent-Code-Greatness-Born-Grown/dp/055380684X

    http://thetalentcode.com/myelin/

  33. Re:I'm game. Maybe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember experimenting with pulsed currents to generate phosphenes after reading a related SciAm article sometime in the 1980's. Set up a simple 555 pulse generator, use cotton pads with saline as contacts on your temples, and you can get some pretty cool light shows before it starts to tickle too much.

    You, sir, are fucking insane.

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  34. obligatory by ridgecritter · · Score: 1

    I love that this electrifying study was published in *Current Biology*.

  35. The bad side effects... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...include having your id materialize and run rampant.

  36. Flawed study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's a link to the journal article
    http://www.cell.com/current-biology/abstract/S0960-9822(10)01234-0#Summary

    Turns out the 'big finding' was a significant congruency effect on a numerical stroop test on day 4 in the 'overclocked' group as compared to days 5 and 6 in controls. They fail to report if the significant effect persisted on days 5 and 6 for the 'overclocked' group and if you look at the numbers in the supplementary table it doesn't look like it did.

    Also, if this is considered a good effect, there was an equally bad one when the current was reversed. The 'underclocked' group didn't show a significant effect on any day.

    Furthermore, the 6-month follow up was only conducted with the 'overclocked' group. Neither the controls nor the 'underclocked groups were asked back. So, the follow up really only tells us that the 'overclocked' group remembered the task it doesn't say anything about the so-called 'effect' persisting.

  37. Egon- you remember when you tried to drill the... by Rooked_One · · Score: 1

    "...hole in your head."

    "That would have worked if you didn't stop me."

    So... who's going to be the /. guinea pig? :D

  38. Side effects by formfeed · · Score: 1

    were the negative effects persistant?

    No permanent side effects, as long as you wear a giant heat sink.

    1. Re:Side effects by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Not me! I prefer liquid cooling.

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  39. Cocaine by imgod2u · · Score: 1

    Redundant invention is redundant

  40. Wait... by timeaisis · · Score: 1

    "When the volunteers whose performance improved was re-tested six months later, the benefits appear to have persisted" Does this mean that the reverse current that made people do worse persisted six months later?

  41. permenant stupidity?! by Tomahawk · · Score: 1

    So if the effect persisted 6 months later, then those who had the current put in the 'bad' direction were left with slower running brains during those 6 months?!

    1. Re:permenant stupidity?! by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      In a related news story, "Republicans Take Over the House"

    2. Re:permenant stupidity?! by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      So, you're saying that Obama electrified the Republicans so that they could see the pattern of economic gimmicks and union bailouts?

      Plausible.

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    3. Re:permenant stupidity?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You Americans are so cute thinking there's a difference.

    4. Re:permenant stupidity?! by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      I'm hoping that the President didn't, as a prank, reverse the polarity.

  42. sounds good, but by Khashishi · · Score: 1

    I'm wondering if there's greater risk of overheating or crashing.

  43. droud by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

    The word you are looking for is either "droud" or "tasp". Check out wikipedia. Been done in SciFi for a long time.

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  44. Overclocking? by InsertCleverUsername · · Score: 1

    Overclocking the brain? I've been doing it for years with an experimental substance called coffee.

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  45. bah! by t2t10 · · Score: 2, Funny

    You should see how quickly people solve puzzles once you start applying current to other parts of their anatomy :-)

  46. That explains why i suck at math by Sla$hPot · · Score: 1

    I have been waring my headphones the wrong way! :(

    Hmmm.
    In five years over clocking geeks will be taking 10MV and pouring liquid nitrogen right into the head while solving PI with 1 billion digits.
    Sick!

  47. You're wrong by canuco · · Score: 2, Funny

    Too bad coffee taste like cat piss,

    I actually tasted both and cat piss is a lot saltier.

    Wait a second, what kind of coffee do you drink?

  48. Blue light also improves cognitive performance by DavidHumus · · Score: 1

    From a New Scientist article covering the research mentioned here - http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20827801.300-mental-muscle-six-ways-to-boost-your-brain.html (sorry, subscription required for full text, but you should get one anyway):
    "Several studies have shown that simply exposing people to light improves performance on many cognitive tasks."
    and
    "In another study, volunteers had their brains scanned as they performed a short-term memory task while exposed to either violet, blue or green light. The scans revealed that after just a few seconds of light exposure an area of the brain stem known to play a role in alertness became more active (PLoS One, vol 2, p 1247). Blue light was the most potent. Similarly, in simple reaction tasks, exposure to blue light is more effective in sustaining cognitive performance than green light (Sleep, vol 29, p 161)."

  49. this is a puzzle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So once you figure out how to solve a puzzle, you are then able to solve it again if they give it to you later? ....clever

  50. walk like an egyptian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Could there be a link between this and the bug crania from the early Egyptians who also had electrical "batteries"?

  51. The smart get smarter... by skids · · Score: 1

    It isn't that they are unlearning, just that they lacked the ability to learn at the time, and so they learned nothing and thus there was nothing to retain, while those going the other way were able to learn faster and retained what they did learn.

    Actually if it were permanent "damage" it would be intellectual capitalism at its best. Those that RTFA and know which way current "flows" would have a much better chance at succeeding than those who either didn't RTFA or make the same mistake Ben Franklin did. Unfortunately those with absolutely no capacity to reason would have a 50/50 shot while those who figured "from plus to minus" might have a greater chance to fail than to succeed, so not quite perfect, but it certainly would lead to more "IQ stratification" nonetheless.

  52. Does this story remind anybody else... by mcrbids · · Score: 1

    For some reason, this story reminded me of Flowers for Algernon a story that was simultaneously stimulating, exciting, and sad.

    It was one of the very few books of literature I was made to read in school that actually interested me. (funny, I would choke my way through whatever insanely boring book I was being told to read while cranking through a novel per day through most of my elementary and high school years)

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  53. Associative area by DrYak · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Parietal arae are associative area (they don't directly process sense, they do very high-order associate/combination/processing).

    With lots of broad simplification : By applying a so low current, nothing dirrectly happens in the brain. Only one side gets a slightly more positive potential, the other slightly more negative compared to the normal potential in a "normal" brain. No impulse are caused per se. So no spasms, no feeling, no whatever. But the slighlty altered electric potential can make neurons slightly more likely to fire up a potential on their own. If they get the electrode polarity correctly with regarding to the dominant region, the neurons might be slightly more likely to be a bit more active.

    Again, while over-simplifying : The brain "learns" and "remembers" by selecting the most "used" or "useful" signal paths. More active zone (due to stimulation) = more neurons firing = more "paths" tested = more likely to arrive at a new useful firing sequence. (it's lie-to-childern, but you got the main idea). So stimulating the brain means more neuronnal pathways are tested and ultimately selected. Slowing down brain activity does the countrary.

    Thus by modulating slightly the activity rate of a brain region, we can modulate the "spead of learning" of this peculiar region.
    But doesn't leaves any permanent effect beside having learnt what one has learnt.
    (After the test, activity goes back to normal. Only newer pathways which where positively selected are retained).

    This only improved their learning, pattern recognition, or maybe their "comparative/sorting" abilities.
    While the latter(ordering symbols) is sort of useful for math, this didn't show the subjects could add up the cost of a meal and figure the tip any better than before, let alone learn calculus.

    Well because that's what these associative regions are for. Complex abstract pattern *recognition*. So good for these exercises.
    Calculus could also require also advanced planning which would proceed in a completely different region (parts of the frontal cortex), etc.

    The global mechanisme is known for quite some time, I remember several years ago about magnetic stimulation of the motor cortex slightly helping the first step of learning to play the piano (which is a complicated process in itself, requiring much more than basic motor skills. so the method did only slighly help the first stages).

    Can these type of methods be used to make Matrix-style "download kung-fu knowledge straigh into the brain" training possible ? No.
    But they could be used to give slightly nudges and help speed up some general aspects of a learned skill. (Just the same way a sport practitionner could do balance or coordination exercices to help these aspects in order to perfect her/his craft).

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    1. Re:Associative area by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1

      Can these type of methods be used to make Matrix-style "download kung-fu knowledge straigh into the brain" training possible ? No.

      Call me when that's a yes. :D

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  54. Please Rate Parent Up(Informative) by ansak · · Score: 1
    I liked AnonCow's comment above, too:

    And please don't forget to leave flowers on Algernon's grave.

    But I prefer to encourage others to give karma-points to identifiable individuals, so I recommend this article instead. And I would propose a kindly glass for Charlie, too.

    cheers...ank

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  55. Damn interesting, damn dangerous by RichiH · · Score: 1

    Who wouldn't love to boost their brains in just about any way as long as there are not negative side effects? But when things go wrong, they _really_ go wrong.

    PS: I wonder how long we are away from people being able to reprogram parts of the brain. Dissident? Just make him loyal. Some random schmuck in jail gets the peace Nobel Prize? Make him dumb. Etc pp.

  56. Stim Pack has finally been researched at: Academy! by Shompol · · Score: 2, Funny

    Marines double their rate of fire and increase their movement rate for a limited period of time.

    Scientists from Academy report that they have researched Stimpack. The Research lasted 80 time units and required funding of 100 minerals and 100 gas. Scientific community hopes that this discovery will help keep Mutalisks and Zerglings in check.

  57. I for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Welcome our new voltage supplying electrode attaching overlords.

  58. Was this electron or classical current? by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    Those given the current from right to left across the parietal lobe did significantly better when given, compared to those who were given no electrical stimulation. The direction of the current was important -- those given stimulation running in the opposite direction, left to right, did markedly worse at these puzzles than those given no current, with their ability matching that of an average six-year-old.

    Right-to-left good, left-to-right bad, eh?

    But was this electrons going right-to-left? Or was it classical current (direction of hypothetical positive charge carriers, thanks to Franklin's wrong hypothetical coin flip). It would clearly make a LOT of difference.

    (Which also brings up the question of what the charge carriers in the brain are. Cue the "holes in the head" jokes in 3, 2, 1...)

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    1. Re:Was this electron or classical current? by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

      Just how did they induce this DC anyway ?

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  59. Persistent effects? by AdamWill · · Score: 1

    "those given stimulation running in the opposite direction, left to right, did markedly worse at these puzzles than those given no current, with their ability matching that of an average six-year-old. The effects were not short-lived, either. When the volunteers whose performance improved was re-tested six months later, the benefits appear to have persisted."

    Christ, did they re-test the ones given the *bad* current after six months? I wonder if they're lining up a serious lawsuit now...

  60. Where does one go for treatment? by turkeyfish · · Score: 1

    There are a few chapters in Shilov's linear algebra dealing with pencils, a number of problems in combinatorics concerning Sterling's numbers of the first and second kind, as well as a number of proofs of the fundamental theory of Algebra that I don't sufficiently understand.

    Are there any math departments making referrals to electoencephalographers?

    I'm serious. Does anyone know? It certainly would be worth a try, as long is its not too painful. I assume its probably no more painful than having to admit that, despite my best efforts, the beauty of these problems eludes me?

    1. Re:Where does one go for treatment? by RockoTDF · · Score: 1

      There probably are people working on EEG from a mathematical standpoint. However, EEG researchers generally refer to waveforms as things like "P130" or "N270" where P or N refer to whether the peak is positive or negative, and the number refers to the time in milliseconds at which the peak occurs. They don't really know enough about why waveforms are they way they are to take a large interest in the math at this point.

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  61. Best headline ever! by AtomicJake · · Score: 1

    reflective ...

  62. Opposite direction? by wjwlsn · · Score: 2

    So pushing the current from right to left improved mathematical learning, while the opposite direction hindered it. Is there anything that would be improved by the left to right current? Is this whole phenomenon an example of brain lateralization? This little wikipedia excerpt on lateralization of brain function is interesting in this light:

    Linear reasoning and language functions such as grammar and vocabulary often are lateralized to the left hemisphere of the brain. Dyscalculia is a neurological syndrome associated with damage to the left temporo-parietal junction. This syndrome is associated with poor numeric manipulation, poor mental arithmetic skill, and the inability to either understand or apply mathematical concepts.

    In contrast, prosodic language functions, such as intonation and accentuation, often are lateralized to the right hemisphere of the brain. The processing of visual and audiological stimuli, spatial manipulation, facial perception, and artistic ability seem to be functions of the right hemisphere.

    There is some evidence that the right hemisphere is more involved in processing novel situations, while the left hemisphere is most involved when routine or well rehearsed processing is called for.

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  63. Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WARNING! This will void the manufacturer's warranty!

  64. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion by cthlptlk · · Score: 1

    It is by the juice of sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

  65. 34545edfd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    c0ol

  66. AKA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wasn't over-clocking the noodle called:
    speed,
    crystal,
    x-mas trees,
    bennies,
    whiz,
    uppers,
    go pills etc?

    Now they're all 'just juice'?...

  67. Electron Current or "Positive" Current? by oldCoder · · Score: 1

    Most disciplines describe current as flowing from positive to negative, but the physical current is made of electrons flowing the other way. Sometimes it matters, other times not. Before I start experimenting (on my neighbors cat?) I want to know which way the current flowed, for sure.

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