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  1. And during the 1930s on IBM Turns 100 · · Score: 0

    "Uh...nothing happened. We certainly didn't sell our tech to a certain German chancellor! We, um.. took a nap. Until 1941."

  2. Public Enemy Number One on Senate Bill Could Make It Illegal To Upload Lip-Synced Videos · · Score: 1

    Wierd Al Yankovic
    Also be on the lookout for Dragon Boy Suede.

  3. Bad news for Ikea on Japanese Scientist Creates Meat Substitute From Sewage · · Score: 1

    and their sausages.

  4. The sound on McAfee CSO Issues Warning On the 'New Cold War' · · Score: 1

    of salesmen.

  5. Patton on Reason Seen More As a Weapon Than a Path To Truth · · Score: 1

    "America loves a winner!"

  6. Later today on Google Launches Search By Image · · Score: 1

    Google will be sued for not matching all submitted images against copyrighted images to find IP thieves. Mark it down as a certainty.

  7. Another thing I bet he hates on Steve Jobs: the Comic Book · · Score: 1

    would be the film There Will Be Blood.

    Little too close to home, I'll warrant.

  8. Don't worry! on How Citigroup Hackers Easily Gained Access · · Score: 1

    Just like in the Sub-Prime pyramid scandal, the wicked and lazy in Citibank shall be punished too!!
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    /crickets

  9. In retrospect on Obama: 'We Don't Have Enough Engineers' · · Score: 1

    I don't think I would have got an BSME if I had known that after 16 years, I would only now be on the brink of earning $50k. The American dream of owning a house is indeed only a dream. Every year my alma mater calls me for donations; they should be donating to me instead. I should have pursued microbiology instead.

  10. Da Dutch on Ask Amir Taaki About Bitcoin · · Score: 2

    In Dutch, I believe BitCoin is pronounced Tulip Bulb

  11. Da PLA on Ask Amir Taaki About Bitcoin · · Score: 2

    What happens when China decides to dedicate swathes of supercomputers to generate BitCoins - and how could anyone possibly know until the market is destroyed?

  12. Da Feds on Ask Amir Taaki About Bitcoin · · Score: 1

    What happens when (not if) the US Federal makes the use of BitCoins in any transaction illegal?

  13. Wild guess on LulzSec Hacks the US Senate · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Then ask yourself who the larges employer of mathematicians (not an easy study by any means) in the world is. And they have other pretty good people too.

    Let me take a wild guess: number of ethicists: zero.

  14. The GOP's bright idea on Wisconsin Public Internet Struggles Against Telecom, Legislature · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Privatize everything.

    Except brutality and suffering; those will be available to everyone camped outside of the enclaves.

  15. I'd like to move on, but on Biological Lasers · · Score: 1

    I'm pinned-down by withering shark-fire.

  16. More likely on New FBI Operations Manual Increases Surveillance · · Score: 1

    just a codification of what they've been doing all along since 9/12/2001.

    The second casualty in (endless) war is the true Rule of Law.

  17. Except on US Funding Stealth Internets to Circumvent Repressive Regimes · · Score: 1

    We're about five years away from the bad guys having more (real) money than the Federal government.

  18. And at the heart of it all on White House To Announce IT-Powered Smart Grid · · Score: 1

    black box chips built in China by the lowest bidder, with no control of the actual code, no doubt carefully written by an adjunct of the PLA.

  19. The Usual Suspects on Three Arrested For Sony/Egypt Hacks · · Score: 1

    Countries doing the bidding of foreign corporations. I don't expect these 'terrerists' to get much in the way of true justice - assuming they're not just fall guys.

  20. Yes but on Los Angeles To Turn Off Traffic-Light Cameras · · Score: 1

    was that effect just transitory as people have a timer in their head for how long the yellow lasts? Increase the time, and the rates go down. Until the internal timers are reset.

  21. For the Gander on State of Alaska Prints Out Palin's E-Mails; Online Distribution 'Impractical' · · Score: 1

    And yet, if you try to pay a bill in with US legal tender in the form of pennies...

  22. Two by Four Approach on Citi Bank Reveals Attack... One Month Late · · Score: 1

    Has any publicly-traded company had their stock down graded by stock analysts? Dropping from an AA rating to a B because you kept sensitve data on a digital equivalent of a post-it note would get their attention far more than any 'cost of doing business' fine by the Federales.

  23. Bummer on Supreme Court Rules Against Microsoft In i4i Case · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As it also makes clear, the responsibility for fixing the broken patent system lies entirely with Congress.

    Well, then we are truly and fully fucked.

  24. Now Microsoft can get back on Supreme Court Rules Against Microsoft In i4i Case · · Score: 1

    to what they do best: intimating Linux infringes on their patent troll portfolio.

  25. Name Change on Homeland Security Running NBC-Owned PSAs · · Score: 2

    Corporate Security has the ring of authenticity to it.