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  1. Re:Parsing error. Does not compute. on DHS Publishes Report on Operation Cyberstorm · · Score: 1

    Honestly, what's with all hyphenated oxymorons? Normally I'm not a Grammar Nazi, but it feels like the left-right side of my grammar center just got a swift kick in the nuts.

    They're called compound adjectives and if you actually were a Grammar Nazi, you'd know that.

  2. "An alumni"? on Facebook Opening Up For The Public · · Score: 4, Funny

    Latin, motherf*cker, do you speak it?!

  3. Re:age on MGM to Produce "The Hobbit" · · Score: 1
    After this line of dialogue from TFOTR:

    Elrond: "This peril belongs to all Middle-Earth. They must decide now how to end it."

    Elrond: "The time of the Elves is over -- my people are leaving these shores. Who will you look to when we've gone? The Dwarves? They hide in their mountains seeking riches -- they care nothing for the troubles of others."

    Gandalf: "It is in Men that we must place our hope."
    ...I always get punched by my girlfriend, because as Elrond turns back to Gandalf I can never resist voicing for him "One of these races...has...a FUTURE".

    *thwap*
  4. Re:And I've already switched back to Debian on Conflicting Goals Create Tension in OSS Community · · Score: 1

    On behalf of myself and all other Fedora users out there, you sir are a dipshit.

    I notice you didn't disagree with him.

  5. Re:This is Dangerous on Judge Rules Sites Can Be Sued Over Design · · Score: 1

    Coming soon: the American Deaf Association sues Apple because the Itunes music store doesn't offer deaf-friendly equivalents of all the music content.

  6. Re:Common sense on U.S. Arrests Online Gambling Company Chairman · · Score: 1

    Mod parent up.

  7. Re:I'm Jumping Ship on Early Testers Say Vista RC1 Not Ready · · Score: 4, Insightful

    > The Gimp kicks the pants off of PhoSho if you know how to use it

    What we need is a mod rating of "-1, crack baby".

  8. Re:Profiling is worse than random searches. on You Have Been 'Randomly' Selected? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    > The better question to ask is: "Are random searches effective in keeping everyone safe?"

    The better question to ask is "Are random searches effective in making you feel scared?"

  9. Re:Dear OGG/FLAC fanboi: on SanDisk MP3 Players Seized in MP3 Licence Dispute · · Score: 1

    In four years MP3 and Vorbis will both be irrelevant, thanks to MPEG-4 AAC.

  10. Re:How can you allow such treatment? on RIAA Doesn't Like Independent Experts · · Score: 4, Insightful

    < Outside of the court system they have no direct power.

    When the corporations in question can quite brazenly buy politicians and get laws rushed through Congress specifically to make these charges possible, that's quite enough INDIRECT power to give me the shits.

  11. Re:Still not too bad on Crypto Snake Oil · · Score: 1

    They have lions in the desert now?

  12. Re:Debian's demise has been fortold for years on Trouble on the Debian Front? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think of Debian and K/ubuntu as akin to BSD and OS X. One is just the other with a cool GUI.

  13. No service for two months?! on How Much Does Your Work Depend on the Internet? · · Score: 1

    At my present workplace, if there's no service for more than 30 minutes everyone in my department ups and leaves.

  14. Re:Backups don't need to be tricky these days on It's 2006 and Backups For Home User Still Tricky? · · Score: 1

    He was quite upset when his son deleted his entire windows user profile and all the files associated with it -- including his accounting data and documents folders for his home based business-- when he needed more space to store music and picture files on his system.

    "He was quite upset when his son borrowed his car and caused multiple accidents -- including the deaths of three pedestrians -- when he needed more speed to have fun while driving."

    Seriously, wtf? It's a goddamn computer, not a toy. If you let your son use it and problems resulted, that's not the computer's fault -- it's YOUR FAULT, you retard.

  15. Re:The other white meat. on Bloggers 1, Smoke-Filled Room 0 · · Score: 1

    "SOMETIMES"?

  16. Re:Want it to go opposite direction. on Original Star Trek Getting CGI Makeover · · Score: 1

    I'd like to see them digitally put cigarettes INTO all the scenes. Of people holding a ciggy now and then. Put nipples poking through the fabric on all the females. Digitally place the twin towers in the city-scape scenes when they go back to old New York...even though they weren't even built. Why not? They're removed from everything else, let's add them in now.

    Things like that. Let's do something COOL with the technology.


    I enthusiastically recommend this product or service.

  17. Re:Quite simple to check file size also on SHA-1 Collisions for Meaningful Messages · · Score: 1

    So SHA-1 is broken. In other news, sky found to be blue.

    Come on guys, SHA-1 was broken years ago. That people are now devising attacks is hardly newsworthy.

  18. Re:The problem is not the bomb itself on Iranian Heavy Water Nuke Plant Goes Online Today · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And noone can argue with them, because--bottom line--Israel has nukes.

    This is the lesson that developing nations around the world have learned.

    Noone fucks with you once you have nukes.

  19. Re:I may want one of these after all on Microsoft leaks Zune Details in FCC filing · · Score: 1

    Just because you

    a) have some spastic inability to control what keys you press, or

    b) are simply ignorant of how to use the Windows key ... does not mean it is useless. I couldn't live without it. The first thing I did when I loaded Windows on my Macbook was think "OK, how do I map the Apple key to Windows key functions?"

  20. Re:OMG WTFC on Pluto Decision Meets with Frustration · · Score: 0

    "Most ridiculous", eh? I would point out that CNN's "Latest News" banner carries links to the following stories, any one of which will make you stupider than reading about a meeting of astronomers

    That's the bed you made, America. Lie in it.

  21. Re:It's a trap on Apple Settles Creative Lawsuit for $100 Million · · Score: 1

    You misspelled "keep Microsoft at bay with the Zune".

  22. Re:You can tell something about these people on Irish Company Claims Free Energy · · Score: 1

    In a week or two this will be revealed to be part of a promotional campaign for an Xbox360 title, and the Slashdot editors will laugh nervously and say "oh, we knew all along! We weren't fooled!"

  23. Re:I can see both sides of this on Some Bands Still Refuse Music Downloads · · Score: 4, Informative

    http://www.nicholasrogan.com/

    The album is "Simon Says".

  24. Re:I can see both sides of this on Some Bands Still Refuse Music Downloads · · Score: 5, Interesting

    A friend of mine, a jazz musician, recently released a self-produced album designed to be listened to on Shuffle mode. Each song blends near-seamlessly into the next, regardless of what order they're played in. It's a different album every time it's played.

  25. Re:Explained in FAQ on Writely.com Beta - Google's Answer to Word · · Score: 1

    Two words: CAMINO