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  1. Re:Uh oh on Dvorak Adores YouTube · · Score: 1

    Unless it's a fried digital clock, in which case it would be showing 88:88 and thus NEVER right.

  2. Re:Parent post is moronic. on Has Anyone Seen the Moon Pictures? · · Score: 1

    Next time you're watching a DVD, grab a cheap digicam and take some quick snapshots of the TV screen. The difference between the quality of those snapshots and the quality of the DVD is the difference between what was broadcast and what has been lost.

  3. Re:Time Machine is the most important feature... on More on Leopard, AOL, Reuters and the Universe · · Score: 1

    And yet it has the worst interface in the world. Seriously, that whole starfield thing, it's a joke right?

  4. Re:Fake or exaggerated? on Reuters Admits, Pulls Doctored Photos · · Score: 1

    That's the thing I don't understand. The Photoshopping was done SO BADLY. The faked clouds stick out like a sore thumb. It's as if he was TRYING to draw attention to the clouds.

  5. Re:Try this on Combating Harassing Use of Mosquito Noise Device? · · Score: 1

    Nobody in their right mind would use ash for a fretboard. It's too soft and porous.

  6. Re:What about these Canadian angels in uniform on Photograph the Police, Get Arrested · · Score: 1

    Yeah. Nuclear reactors are few and far between, while you can be arrested and imprisoned for doing anything, at any time, at any place.

  7. Ka-what? on Kazaa Agrees to Pay $100m to the Record Industry · · Score: 1

    Kazaa...? Oh, I remember. It was big back in the nineties, right?

    What, it still exists?! No way.

  8. Re:Who the hell.... on John Romero, the Man Behind the Hype · · Score: 1

    Romero also designed every level in shareware DOOM. After thateverything else is meaningless.

  9. Re:sigh on President Bush Blocks NSA Wireless Tapping Probe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You have two and a half years to go only if Bush allows elections to take place normally. Looking into my crystal ball I forsee a terrible threat to the USA from, um... evildoers... who seek to um... destroy the American way of life. Elections might have to wait a little bit -- you know, just until the emergency passes.

  10. Re:Fun-factor on Windows Vista still Rife with Insecure Code · · Score: 1
    It was Sposky, at the time writing about Netscape (which is probably why you thought of JWZ):

    It's a bit smarmy of me to criticize them for waiting so long between releases. They didn't do it on purpose, now, did they?

    Well, yes. They did. They did it by making the single worst strategic mistake that any software company can make:

    They decided to rewrite the code from scratch.


    http://www.joelonsoftware.com/articles/fog00000000 69.html
  11. Re:Welcome back! on Safe Landing For Space Shuttle Discovery · · Score: 1

    People have been going up into orbit, going around a few times, and coming back down since BEFORE I WAS BORN (and I'm old by 'net standards). It's not progress, it's nothing more than driving around the block.

  12. Re:Same Thing... Different Day on The Videogame Industry is Broken · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Game industry = Music industry
    Developers = Bands
    Publishers = Record companies

    In each industry, which entity do you think is to blame for the generic corporate schlock that's on the store shelves?

  13. Re:New Ideas on Urban-Themed Video Games 'Basically Dead'? · · Score: 1

    This is bringing back memories of boothill.wad, one of the best Doom deathmatch wads ever.

  14. Re:Let me hazard a wild wild guess... on How Washington Will Shape the Internet · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The title of the article should really be "How Washington Will Shape The USA's Access To The Internet".

    Washington can do whatever it wants to servers, bandwidth, and access within the USA. I don't give a shit, because -- like most of the human race -- I don't live there.

  15. Re:I tip my hat to those brave men (or women) on Astronauts Pull Off Risky Spacewalk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sheesh, it's like they'd never read Heinlein's "Space Cadet".

  16. Re:So your point is that you don't have a point? on FBI Planning New Net-Tapping Push · · Score: 1

    Iran is now an enemy of the United States?

  17. Re:OK, kudos to that on Microsoft To Release 'iPod Killer' at Christmas? · · Score: 1

    It was produced in-house at Microsoft.

  18. Re:Hoppers! on Networked Landmines Work Together · · Score: 1

    The Cambodians are the victims of indiscriminate laying of landmines.

    The KKK aren't the victims of racism.

  19. Re:The Act of Contrition on Planning the Future of Privacy at Microsoft · · Score: 1

    I replaced my Windows laptop with a Macbook, does that count?

  20. Re:...please... on Planning the Future of Privacy at Microsoft · · Score: 1

    No, because then it would still be ghastly mixture of metaphors. The submitter's comment is a land where the hand of effective writing has never set foot.

  21. Re:No kidding! on The Art of Pixel Performers · · Score: 1

    Or, to use another example...

    Was James Earl Jones an ACTOR in any of the Star Wars movies? Or did he just add some audio?

  22. I'm amazed on New Clues for Antikythera Mechanism · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ... that so many of the comments made thus far are attempts at humour.

    The Antikythera Mechanism is either JOYOUSLY UPLIFTING or SOUL-CRUSHINGLY DEPRESSING. It isn't funny.

    Uplifting because the human race developed the differential gear and incredibly intricate machinery TWO THOUSAND YEARS earlier than we thought, and used that technology for science.

    Depressing because the human race then lobotomized itself and we practically went back to living in caves.

    We had something amazing, and we lost it so utterly that we forgot we'd ever had it. Go humanity.

  23. Re:meta-troll on Dvorak Admits To Trolling Mac Users · · Score: 1

    The word is "unpossible".

    You're welcome.

  24. Re:Warcraft on Blizzard's 'Secret Sauce' · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That was one of the shittiest pieces of gaming journalism I've ever read. That's saying quite a bit.

    There was NOTHING in there about what has made Blizzard successful. It was a collection of one-line quotes from former Blizzard team members, strung together with some vague industry history that you could get from Wikipedia. And the omissions! No examination of internal structure, no dissection of ownership/development/publishing models, no description of team culture, nada. FFS, 90% of the article was about Condor/Blizzard North -- not Blizzard -- but then the article didn't even mention that Blizzard North GOT SHUT DOWN. And not a SINGLE reference to Starcraft, just the most popular online game in the history of the world.

    Jesus, that was shit.

  25. Re:more proof the RIAA/MPAA are insane on Death By DMCA · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The rest of the country outside the US can and will enjoy these technologies.

    Tell that to the administrators of The Pirate Bay.