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MGM to Produce "The Hobbit"
pawnder writes, "According to two sources, MGM and New Line are partnering to produce 'The Hobbit' as part of MGM's new plans to create blockbuster movies again. From theonering.net: 'Over the next few years, MGM is planning to release half a dozen films, some in the $150 million to $200 million-plus range. Studio is ready to unveil such high-profile projects as "Terminator 4"; one or two installments of "The Hobbit," which Sloan hopes will be directed by Peter Jackson; and a sequel to "The Thomas Crown Affair" with Pierce Brosnan.'" With or without Tom singing, is what I want to know.
Since all the actors are older, how are they going to portray them as younger looking? I'm mostly wondering about Gandolf and Gollum.
NO MORE SEQUELS!!!
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2 movies for the Hobbit? No. Terminator 4? Please, someone think of something new. Please.
They made the 6 books of LOTR in 3 flicks, but they are going to bust up There and back again into 2 movies?
I hate Jackson.
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A sequel to the thomas crown affair! I am so excited.
If it were definitely Jackson in charge - and not just a hope. I would be sweet if this matched up well with his LoTR films - in look and all that.
It's hard to believe that's how Micronians are made. Why don't we see it right now by having you both kiss one another?
Gandalf and Gollum are not good examples. Actually it shouldn't make much of a difference with any of them, the only race that ages quickly in the Tollkien world is Man.
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I hope Ian Holm plays Bilbo. And leave the singing in the books (where I skip them, anyway).
yah! um maybe.. I think? not sure if I'm excited or not.. I want the Hobbit done by Peter Jackson.. but it just seems like "hey look how cool this *could* be" sort of hype.
meh
What's It Got In Its Pocketses?
Please DO NOT use CGI for Gollum! I'm sorry but nothing would be more realistic or even half as scary (?!) as a real life person acting the part...
TERMINATOR 3 was a kick ass very under-rated movie. TERMINATOR 4 -- awesome!
THE THOMAS CROWN AFFAIR was a smart, compelling little thriller, and probably the best movie Brosnan's ever made. Beauty.
Finally sounds like they're making good movies again.
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While many may know the story for those that don't look here. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hobbit/
Surely Hollywood must be starting to run out of graves to rob by now? Titanic, Pearl Harbour, 9/11, King Kong, Godzilla, Lord of the Rings... even Pixar's stuff is basically the same movie every time, just anthropomorphizing a different theme.
Few are those who will understand the reference to Tom singing without having read the Hobbit and Tolkien's related works. As is often the sad truth about interpretations of books, sections get omitted for brevity and plot considerations. Unfortunately, this has a tendency to remove some of the depth present in the original work. Such is the case with Tom; this is why his name is unfamiliar whereas Bilbo et al are near universal in recognition.
Here are two rather good sources of information about Tom:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Bombadil
http://www.cas.unt.edu/~hargrove/bombadil.html
I really think that the movie industry is out of touch with this one. The more spent on a movie, the bigger the risk is, since there is more up-front cost to recupe. So rather than going for new unproven ideas, they rehash the same ideas, and do sequils.
The problem is that the movie industry has grown so bloated that the idea of tightening budgest, and making movies on the cheap that don't need to grose as much to be profitable isn't even considered, instead they simply throw more money at the problem.
If it's dead, you killed it.
I thought Peter Jackson was quoted as saying he'd love to do it! (right after king kong?) And if they're saying the studio would want him to direct it. Umm, the only thing left I can see is financial terms. After the boatload of money he brought in for the LoTR trilogy*, I can't see them saying no to his terms
* yes, I know it's not really a trilogy, but that's what we're calling it cuz he made 3 movies, ok!?
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While I'm hesitant to accept the truth of this information, if it is true, it could be an excellent sign that the movie will actually get made. Everything I heard was that all involved wanted to make "The Hobbit", but the Tolkein estate either wouldn't lease the rights to the story or had already leased them to somebody who was sitting on them. This sounds like MGM may have managed to aquire the rights, finally.
There were only 3 LoTR books. Not 6.
6, usually sold two by two in three volumes.
You're on notice, buster: One more show of geekish ignorance and I'll have your nerd badge!
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C'mon folks. I know that it's really hard to click through to the article, but can we at least read the summary?
One or two installments of "The Hobbit," which Sloan hopes will be directed by Peter Jackson
Looks like it's the studio that wants two in installments. Since Jackson hasn't even been hired onto the project, he can't be making decisions about it. I'm not a Jackson fan, but please, give credit to the formulaic movie execs where credit is due.
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I just can't imagine our fine governor taking time out to make T4. Who would be in it?
I doubt that Jackson would direct The Hobbit if he's still involved in a lawsuit with New Line. Has there been a settlement worked out?
I'm missing the Tom reference here. Tom Bombadil -- left out of Peter Jackson's LOTR trilogy -- wasn't in The Hobbit. And I kinda liked the "Road Goes Ever On" music -- or maybe that's just my childish remeberences of the cartoon version.
While I would very much like the Governator return to cinema after his brilliant political career... Terminator 4? Didn't they blow up the world at the end of the last Terminator movie?
Why don't they make another Conan movie if they want to bring the Governator back?
The story of the Thomas Crown affair is: Thomas and Catherine tear loose from their safe, mundane lives. Sure, you can write a story about the 'adventures' they had afterwards, but how is anything they do going to matter by comparison?
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Directed by Mel Brooks:
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Cool another LOTR -ish movie I wont see.
Not That I don't like Like the movies
It just Im just trying to be the only nerd that hasn't seen the movies.
I liked the books and I'm gonna stick to the books and trust me its not for lack of trying on my friends. Every chance I get they try and make me wacth them!
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.. a role in there for Samuel L. Jackson!
I can picture it now: "Where's the motherfucking dragon?"
The term "book" can have two meanings:
1. A physical book, a.k.a. a volume.
2. A larger division of a work, which can include its own chapters.
It's not uncommon for a single novel to be divided into anywhere from 3-5 "books."
Les Miserables, for instance, has either five or six "books," but AFAIK it has always been packaged in one volume (often abridged -- that thing is massive). Never mind the many "books" of the Bible, which is itself one book.
So arguing over 3 books vs. 6 is simply arguing at cross-purposes.
Isn't Tom Bombadil, or barrow wrights or trolls turned to stone (which is gonna be hard to retcon); but the fact that "The Hobbit" is written (mostly) as a childrens book, and LOTR clearly isn't.
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sending something back to the past has been done to death.
Except for ending slavery, the Nazis, communism, & securing American independence, war has never solved anything.
Let It Die. See New Start Trek Movie in 2008 for reference example.
That is all.
Oh yeah money, loads and loads of money.
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Except for ending slavery, the Nazis, communism, & securing American independence, war has never solved anything.
It appears Hollywood is showing signs of burnout. Their best bet to pull out their slump is to rehash old movies and old actors? Where is the creativity to develop new ideas that resonate with the audience? Creativity isn't making Arnold look 20 years younger while allowing him to balance making another movie while doing his day job. I suggest Hollywood go on sabbatical, take a vacation, or lavishly spend their millions. Another thing to do is the exact opposite by taking themselves off the pedestal and go with live with ordinary people (their audience). The audience is usually never in a car chase, an explosion, or being chase down by a fire breathing dragon. Their lives don't seem interesting at first glance but if they pay attention long enough, they might just get that idea to make the next blockbuster.
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tsk tsk.... I should revoke your geek badge right there.
>>One more show of geekish ignorance and I'll have your nerd badge!
its well known that geeks and nerds aren't the same. a nerd may be geekishly ignorant just as a geek may be nerdily ignorant.
Thus, a nerd-badge wearer may comfortable display geekish ignorance.
For clarity sake, you should have said :
"One more show of nerdish ignorance and I'll have your nerd badge!" since thinking there was 3 books is an outrageous mistake for any LORT Nerd that respect him/herself.
Also note there are several sub types of nerds, nerds merely referring the devotion to a specific interest such as LOTR, Matrix, Stamps, Pennies, Ponys or even Papyruses.
Whereas Geek refers to technically savvy people such as a hacker, programmer (me), dba (me), encryptologist, lanboy, gamer (me) - and as you can see im a goddamn geek albeit a very poor nerd
You can also check these links.
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Sure, a man who is no longer on Her Majesty's secret service needs a new gig, but some roles you can can't live twice.
What are they going to do? Have Russo take the spy who loved her to Russia to test his nimble fingers at lifting a golden gun or some diamonds. Yeah, that's just what the doctor ordered, no? If they keep on stealing stuff forever, soon they'll be trying to rake in the moon!
That may be fine for your eyes, but I predict a thunderous ball of poo. Just live and let it die already.
"We reject as false the choice between our safety and our ideals." --The American President (20.1.2009)
Tom? Who cares about Tom?!?
The real question: with or without Leonard Nimoy singing? (Warning: QT video embedded. But so, so worth it.)
Didn't he die shortly after the filming?
If they do make the Hobbit and they do make it as two films, where is the best break point for splitting it in two?
Do they leave it as a cliff hanger in "Flies and Spiders" or with the Dwarves trapped by the Elven King? I think the best break point might be right when they are leaving Lake-town and heading for the Lonely Mountain.
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The look and feel would be consistent - but is that a good thing? Hobbit is a childrens' book with a rather twee feel, until the end when it develops into a serious battle. Perhaps someone with a different touch could be helpful - like Tim Burton? OK, it's sacrilege :)
:)
Splitting it into two parts would be astonishingly stupid. That's just obvious greed from MGM. The writers would have to thoroughly mangle the story to make it happen. On the other hand, they are welcome to make another LOTR movie from one of the other books
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I haven't seen all their movies but I'll try:
How about hero (who is known to be great) has something happen to question/forces him to reprove that greatness, meets and marries the only cute single female in the movie, and ultimately refinds his greatness while meeting a bunch of characters who are flat one-word cultural stereotypes (hick, surfer, alcoholic, bimbo, etc) and acting as an affirmation of those biases rather than acknowledging that deeper personalities exist.
Changing the windowdressing doesn't change the story.
(Toy Story, I think, is an exception.)
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Both sites cite Variety as their source.... so there is only one source
One source to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
I've got a feeling that they will probably go with a more influential director, like Michael Bay.
I wouldn't pay big bucks to go see another fucking sequel of a set of movies that I really didn't enjoy enough to call "classics".
Enough with the sequels. Enough with the comic books. The only one in that group mentioned worth making would be The Hobbit. And they better get the producers and directors that did the LOTR trilogies.
How about something fresh and new?
Everyone wonders why Hollywood is going broke...it's not Piracy, it's lack of talent and creativity. Special effects will only go sofar.
Then again, I've been waiting for somebody to make a good screen adaptation of The Prydain Chronicles, or John Christopher's Tripods trilogy (well, now it's a tetralogy, which is ironic since it's about tripods, but that's another post...) I don't understand why Hollywood recycles bad movie plots when there are so many good untapped books out there.
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In the movie, Aragorn randomly hands the four hobbits four short swords right before the Nazgul attack at Amon Sul. He doesn't explain where they come from nor how he came to have them. Later, Merry uses his to stab the Witch King in the back of the knee, which despite the admonition "no man can slay me," seems to be pretty effective at hurting him and rendering him vulnerable to Eowyn's coup de grace. But nobody knows why.
Now, Tolkien, in true Tolkien fashion, had a back-story for everything, and the Tom Bombadil episode provided the back story for those swords. (It also did other things, but I won't go into that here). The four hobbits escape Buckland in the Shire into the adjacent woods where Bombadil rules. They have various adventures, but as they're just about to get back onto the road to Bree, they are taken by wights who drag them into ancient barrows. Bombadil comes to rescue them, and gives them swords he finds there. The barrows belonged to warrior kings of the Northern Kingdom, who forged their swords with spells to break the enchantments of the Witch King of Angmar, their mortal enemy.
So, at the moment of truth on the plains of Gondor, Merry's sword was the only one around that could have possibly broken the Witch King's invulnerability.
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With or without Leonard Singing is all I wanna know.
I can't believe people haven't started talking about how Terminator 4 will be a turd from future in something like 140 comments. Can anyone see this as a combination of trying to get blood from a stone while simulataneously trying to beat a dead horse?
Please no more Terminator sequels. The last one was bad enough.
I liked the LOTR movies, even waited in line to watch them opening night and all that. Just a few things I ask though for The Hobbit. Please don't make it faster to read the book than to watch the movie. Those movies just became incredibly too long. Also, don't split it into two films.
So how long will it be before Hollywood make the Shannara books by Terry Brooks now?
The greatest thing about Jackson's LOTR trilogy is the amount of respect he & everyone else involved had for Tolkien's original text. When you look at other books-made-film, you see that this is indeed a rarity. Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy comes to mind here. That film would have sucked a whole lot less if those involved had given a pair of fetid dingo's kidneys about Douglas' original writings.
Director Joel Schumacher will be recasting the role of Gandalf with a younger actor. Val Kilmer and George Clooney are on the short list.
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Is arnold ready to go back to acting? I can just imagine Terminator 4 with out Arnold, Hobbit with out Peter Jackson, and the Thomas Crowne Affair with out Bronson. Three great sequal ideas that can be ruined with out their core actors.
Btw the Hobbit doesn't need the same Bilbo, he's 60 years older in Lord of the Rings. He'll probably look radically different anyways.
You and your precise terminology.
We all know that LotR is actually one book of six books published in three books.
Do the people who post these things know anything about the topic?
re: With or without Tom singing, is what I want to know
Tom Bombadil never appeared in the Hobbit - so why should he be singing in the movie version? I agree that Ian Holme may not be able to be the young Bilbo for this movie, but I'm sure they can come up with someone reasonable. Heck, look at the replacement for Dumbledore - ok, bad example. A lot of people I know hate the new version - not because of the look, but because his demeanor changed so differently. WIth Bilbo, you would need someone that kept the personality everyone was expecting.
And yes, Gandalf would still look pretty much the same as long as he ws made up as Gandalf the Gray and not the White. It's all prosthetics and makeup, anyway.
Sheesh
Why is everyone reacting as though this is a surprise? Its pretty obvious when the 3 movies became such huge hits that it was only a matter of time before the Hobbit was gonna be made into (a) movie(s)..I mean its never been done before, has it, make a series of movies that spawn cults (and geeks) and THEN make a sequel to them explaining the roots of the original hit movies......oh wait a minute...must..hit..myself..over the head..with..Light Sabre...
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Your knowledge of The Lord of the Rings is astounding. I could only have been impressed more had you responded in Klingon.
Actually, it was 7 books, not 6.
6 books, one set of appendices.
Appendix != book;
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I was reading that, and thinking, "Yeah, it could be really good."
And then I suddenly thought: to Peter Jackson, dwarves appear to be figures of fun.
There's thirteen of them as central characters in the Hobbit.
Thirteen.
It's going to be a couple of hours of spectacular cgi and dwarves falling over isn't it? I wouldn't be surprised if extra scenes were inserted where they all have to get past some gap or other obstacle, and Gandalf tosses them over, while they all protest about dwarf tossing. And I can only imagine the scene where Bilbo helps them all into barrels and then tosses the lot of them.
*sigh*
Actually, this would be T5. T4 came out in 2003. And franchises, by definition, never die.
Peter Jackson won't be done with The Lovely Bones until next year, he's remaking The Dam Busters, and he's producing Halo. So if the producers aren't stupid and decide to wait out for him, I imagine we won't be seeing it until 2009 at the earliest.
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Groan. If Peter Jackson gives The Hobbit the same treatment that he gave King Kong, we'll be subject to two three-hour long pagents.
Please keep The Hobbit to a reasonable length.
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i think the last two harry potter films couldn't stand alone since they left so much of the story out, the prisoner of azkhaban specifically. i have no idea how anyone who hasn't read those two books can make heads or tails of the plots on those two films. unless they make the order of the phoenix 5 hours long, i have no idea how they are going to tell that story without leaving out huge portions of the story. i think the producers for the goblet of fire and prisoner of azkabahn should have taken a page from jackson's book and released extended editions on DVD.
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You should be!!! A sequel means we'll get to see Russo's 52+ year old boobies instead of her 45 year old boobies in the "original" (i.e. remake of the REAL original). Btw, it's a shame they edited the DVD for content. The theater release included a silhouette of Russo's labia when she dropped her panties for the steamy sex scene; however, somehow those few seconds of footage mysteriously failed to make it into the R-rated DVD (they stopped panning a few inches short of the money shot).
p.s. My verification word is unfair. how fitting!
Term 2 ended the story properly.
Terminator 3 tossed out the entire philosophical underpinning ("You make your own fate").
There are lots of other things I can watch (such as the DELIGHTFUL "Dead like Me" currently in syndication on Sci-Fi) instead of prostituted warmed over rehashed crap.
T1 Great.
T2 A true successor to T1.
T3 Uh.. sort of like "Highlander: The final dimension" and in some ways worse than "Battlefield: Earth"
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so this book is called "the hobbit" in english? in germany it's called "der kleine hobbit" which means "the little hobbit"... I'd bet some marketing jerk came up with this additional word... "the hobbit? that sounds like nothing!... noone will buy it!... I'll put a 'little' in, so maybe people buy it for their kids, cause this sounds like a cute book for children..."
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I hope another FX house gets the work.
Or, rather, would be better than doing "The Silmarillion".
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"The Hobbit" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077687/ was by Rankin-Bass, done as an animated movie geared towards children (as the book was) and compressed to fit in a two hour TV slot with built-in ad breaks.
"The Lord of the Rings" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077869/ was done by Thorn EMI, was a cell over live action animation and was geared as a full length movie. This movie basically covered the first three "books," that being all of "Fellowship of the Ring," and the first half of "The Two Towers."
"The Return of the King," http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079802/ was another Rankin-Bass made for TV movie. It almost picked up where the Thorn-EMI LotR left off starting with Samwise trying to rescue Frodo from Cirith Ungol.
It looks like we're going to have something very similar with a Hobbit movie made by a different production company than the LotR movies.
Personally, as long as they get Glen Yarbrough to sing (well, he's 76) "The Greatest Adventure" and "The Road Goes Ever, Ever on," I'd be happy.
Any bets that they replace a couple of the 13 dwarves with women? :-)
I'm wondering if this would be live action or animation? The original was actually fairly scary when I was a child, and to some extent it still is. The newer live action Hobbit movies have nice effects but they just don't have that fright of the original. But I'm sure some Peter Jackson lovers will have plenty to argue about this.
I thought that Snape killed Dumbledore.
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In the books I actually enjoyed Tom. I wasn't disparaging him in any way. I was merely pointing out (as did many others) that Tom didn't appear in 'The Hobbit', making the OP's comment about Tom singing actually kind of stupid. Oh, and I did not miss Tom from the movie - I don't think he would have transferred well to film.
Ah, then we're in complete agreement.
Though it took me a while to warm up to Tom... I had issues with the whole "realistically conveying the time it takes to walk all the way to another country" thing Tolkien had going on, I just wanted them to get to the orc-slaying. But, he grows on you, and his boots are yellow.
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Bad man! Both off topic and putting a spoiler in a headline. May the fleas who crawl across shit bite your ass, then bury their eggs in your nostrils.
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Second of all, you are tired of Hollywood sequels, which I agree with completely. Contrived sequels are rarely better than the original, and are in fact just a way to milk a name that sells for more money.
What we're talking about in the case of The Hobbit is not a Hollywood attempt to make money. (Well, okay, maybe we are.)
But anyway, they aren't slapping together a story to milk as much as they can from the popularity of LotR. This is a book that was written more than half a century ago, and I think as a film it would set the stage for the LotR movies nicely.
But like I say, The Hobbit won't be the generic cash-in that you appear to be tired of.
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That's because Tom Bombadil is The Doctor, of Doctor Who, or given the chronology of the way things were published, The Doctor is Tom Bombadil.
Read some Zelazny. He's the only other author in modern fantasy who's as influential as Tolkien & Lewis. That is, he does his own thing, and it's different from Tolkien. He has followers (some of whom I really like, especially Brust), but he's an original.
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Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaase, not Peter Jackson again!!!
The fact that it was even divided into three books was against Tolkien's will. He wanted the whole thing to be one huge book but the publisher talked him into dividing it into thirds since one huge book is quite a beast to tackle.
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The various villains of LotR and Silmarillion are very great in power, but they do weird stuff to take over the world: they spread their power out into many minions. In the short term, this is an overall increase, but when/if those minions get the chop, the overall power level is decreased. Both Morgoth and Sauron were able to assume whatever form pleased them at first, but when they met with physical death they lost that ability and could only manifest as dark Lords, tall and terrible. Sauron lost his second body when Dol Guldur was thrown down by the White Council, led by Galadriel bearing the elven ring while Saruman still counceled waiting. His spirit fled to the Barad-Dur, which his servants had been long preparing, and made himself another body there, the one with the single eye. The film (along with many other mistakes it made) showed Sauron as a big Will O' the Wisp, but the books clearly say Sauron had a great body that burned with a terrible heat. Gollum even says he's missing a finger on one hand. ... Hey, I just discovered a continuity error in the books! Gollum says Sauron is missing a finger, but he wasn't captured by Sauron until after Dol Guldur was thrown down. I rule! Whoohoo! Nergasm!
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Who else can we mis-cast
Louie Anderson as Thorin Oakenshield
And Bilbo of course played by James Gandolfini (Tony Soprano)
Any suggestions for Chuck Norris? -He has to have a part in this movie.
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Oh come on, everybody knows by now.
I guess the next line will be "All it was, was a bunch of people walking, four or possibly five movies of people walking to a fu*king volcano."
yes, Gandalf received the ring from Cirdan when he arrived in Middle Earth. However, it doesn't make him immune to Balrog fire. He tells Aragorn and Gimli "Long time we fell, and his flames were around me, and I was burned." when talking about the long fall from the bridge of Khazad-dum.
And yes, I get laid quite regularly in fact.
O~ Him that studies revenge keeps his own wounds green. -- Francis Bacon
Ya'll keep talking about the various times Sauron has had his ass handed to him, but no one is getting it right.
Went down with Numenor... yeah.
Knocked out by Gil-galad, Elendil, and Isildur... yeah.
Shoved aside by the White Council... sure.
But what about the first time?
Luthien and Huan gave him his first ass kicking/death.
How come nobody ever remembers that one?
Well, if you add up the third and second ages, which have very definite dates, and then the unknown long ages of the First Age, you might get around 21,000 years. That still puts him 10,000 years older than Galadriel.
O~ Him that studies revenge keeps his own wounds green. -- Francis Bacon
Well, obviously in the Hobbit the part of Bard would have to be played by Chuck Norris, only instead of shooting the dwarven arrow into a tiny hold in Smaug's armor, he can super jump, round-house kick Smaug until there's a nice big hole, then put his fist through it, holding the arrow. Then slam dunk Smaug into Long Lake.
Sauron tried to recruit Chuck Norris into his service, but there wasn't enough mithril in Middle Earth to make it worth it to him.
O~ Him that studies revenge keeps his own wounds green. -- Francis Bacon
Luthien and Huan gave him his first ass kicking/death.
How come nobody ever remembers that one?
Because Morgoth was the bad ass of that story. Sauron was only a lesser bad ass at the time.
Oh, and it is the Silmarillion, which gets read a lot less than LoTRs.
Nice pull by the way!
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...more and more damned sequels...:(
"Terminator 4"; one or two installments of "The Hobbit," and a sequel to "The Thomas Crown Affair"
Well, not completely. They used forced perspective (a technique dating back decades) for many of the scenes.
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ANGELS, and minor ones at that, not gods.
Eru, the One, is the sole True God of Tolkien's mythos, and the Valar are "demiurges" (either minor godlings or arch-arch-angels -- presumably the name derives from the greek "demiurgos" and refers to the Valar's roles as the creators of Middle-Earth). Maia are equivalent to angels, so Gandalf is sort of like one of the brawling angels of christianity (think Micheal, for example) that get involved directly with human affairs.
Morgoth was an evil valar; Sauron, his lieutentant, was an evil maiar... so technically Sauron's just a very powerful balrog with good PR.
All thoroughly explained in "The Silmarillion", which JRRT thought was not ready for publication (and I have to agree, though there are some tasty bits starring Turin Turambar).
Not so well explained is how JRRT intended this to tie in with christianity, although I believe he explicitly identified Gandalf's resurrection with Jesus's at some point.
As were the Star Wars prequels...
Will Peter Jackson sell out like George Lucas did?
*** Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?
I would not class shameless repeats as good movies without actually having seen them.
IANAL but write like a drunk one.
I'd like to see James Cameron do "The Hobbinator 2", where it turns out that just before Gollum got tossed into Mount Doom with the ring, Sauron used his power to send a Nazgul disguised as a Hobbit back in time to kill Frodo. But Gandalf finds out and also sends a lone warrior back in time to protect Frodo... um. Faramir. Yeah, thats it. Also discuised as a Hobbit. Or just crouching a lot. Or something like that..
At the end of the story, Gandalf left the hobbits on their own to deal with the scourging of the Shire while he himself set of to talk with Bombadil who was "also a steward".
Beta is broken and the link to classic doesn't work. Stop wasting our time or there won't be anybody left here.