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Pluto Decision Meets with Frustration

fuzzybunny writes "The BBC reports that the IAU's controversial Prague vote on demoting Pluto from planet status was irregular. 'There were 2,700 astronomers in Prague during that 10-day period. But only 10% of them voted this afternoon.'" On a less serious note, lx writes "Nonplussed by Pluto's recent downgrade from Planet Status, Fox News's own John Gibson does an incredible Stephen Colbert impersonation to correct the 'revisionist history' of the IAU's decision. Exemplifying 'truthiness,' from the article: 'Long ago I learned it was a planet and I see no reason to unlearn it. Why should I?' "

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  1. No reason to unlearn it? by Snarfangel · · Score: 5, Funny

    He must have a hard time when we elect a new President.

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    1. Re:No reason to unlearn it? by jdray · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The only thing "incredible" about that "Stephen Colbert impersonation" is how bad it was.

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    2. Re:No reason to unlearn it? by IdahoEv · · Score: 4, Insightful

      'Long ago I learned it was a planet and I see no reason to unlearn it. Why should I?' "

      Oh yes dear me, because information never changes and people should not EVAR be required to use their brains after their youthful indoctrination.

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    3. Re:No reason to unlearn it? by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
      > He must have a hard time when we elect a new President.

      Pluto downgraded. President still fucking Goofy.

    4. Re:No reason to unlearn it? by nsayer · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see pictures of that. Do they do it doggy style?

    5. Re:No reason to unlearn it? by PureCreditor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >
      >Oh yes dear me, because information never changes and people should not EVAR be required to >use their brains after their youthful indoctrination.

      isn't that what religion is all about - that the "almighty" is absolute and no debate is allowed ?

      thank goodness i dont belong to brain-washing propaganda-spewing groups, frequently known as "bible study"

    6. Re:No reason to unlearn it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      ...people should not EVAR be required to use their brains after their youthful indoctrination.

      You just described the essence of religion.

    7. Re:No reason to unlearn it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you actually try to think about this in a.. less joking way, you would have realised that changing the status of Pluto because a simple majority of 10% of a subset of the world's astronomers think so, and then ridiculing those who would prefer not to, is a very stupid idea.

      It does not make him look stupid, it makes you look stupid.

    8. Re:No reason to unlearn it? by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Funny

      You have stumbled on FoxNews' plans for November 2008. Bush Forever!

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    9. Re:No reason to unlearn it? by Elektroschock · · Score: 1

      Pluto is a planet of the hearts. Why define what constitutes a planet? We know by now that our universe is full of intresting objects which adhere to a solar cult. Pluto was always considered as the mysterious dark planet. And how should we call it now? A belt object?

      Will researchers show up and tell us that Gnome, Suse, KDE and Classpath have no planets?

    10. Re:No reason to unlearn it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yes dear me, because information never changes and people should not EVAR be required to use their brains after their youthful indoctrination.

      No, more like let's just change it because some 'expert' changes it. Maybe next year we can redefine planet again. If it's smaller than the Earth it's not a planet.

      Or just like Al Gore's 'information' about man creating global warming and we have 10 years left. Back in the 1970's we were heading for an ice age. Where did that go?

    11. Re:No reason to unlearn it? by saskboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's bad because there's no way to tell if he's pulling our leg or not. Based on his past performances, I'd guess he's being serious and just mocking Colbert. At least with Colbert there's a 99.9999% chance that he's being sarcastic.

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    12. Re:No reason to unlearn it? by IndigoParadox · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Words have definitions so that we can easily and accurately convey ideas. I believe the correct term for Pluto is now "dwarf planet."

    13. Re:No reason to unlearn it? by Yez70 · · Score: 1

      It's been a long time since we 'elected' a president.

    14. Re:No reason to unlearn it? by RonnyJ · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Bad impersonation? Whilst not being an 'impersonation' as such (unfortunately it's real enough), the John Gibsn article certainly displays characteristics that Colbert's character often satirically displays, such as the following:

      Long ago I learned it was a planet and I see no reason to unlearn it. Why should I?

      Actually I don't know why Pluto got itself unmade as a planet. I didn't even read the rest of the story, frankly.

      I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if Stephen Colbert quoted this article, and 'agreed' with his points - it's exactly the sort of thing that'd be brought up on the show.

    15. Re:No reason to unlearn it? by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      And people should ALWAYS be forced to use new words voted on by scientists. And not even a quorum of scientists at that! Insisting that people stop refering to Pluto as a "planet" just because 270 people halfway around the world took a vote is beyond stupid.

      I stopped using the word "brontosaurus" which I learned as a child, because it turned out there was no such creature. Someone put the wrong skull on the wrong neck. But Pluto is still a planet. It's not an asteroid or a comet and it orbits the sun. Thus it's a planet.

      Sheesh, I really do think some of you people would be calling it "cheese" if that's what some scientists voted for.

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    16. Re:No reason to unlearn it? by TubeSteak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "It used to be, everyone was entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts"

      John Gibson is just pissed off that someones with no accountability to the public decided to redefine 'the facts'.

      The only thing that has changed about Pluto is its classification, 'the facts' are still the same.

      You'd think someone at Fox News would know that defining 'the facts' is more important than 'the facts'.

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    17. Re:No reason to unlearn it? by thrillseeker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I stopped using the word "brontosaurus" which I learned as a child, because it turned out there was no such creature.

      'When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said, in a rather scornful tone,' it means just what I choose it to mean, neither more nor less.' 'The question is,' said Alice, 'whether you can make words mean so many different things.' 'The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, 'which is to be master - that's all.'

      Bully for Brontosaurus.

    18. Re:No reason to unlearn it? by Red+Alastor · · Score: 2, Interesting
      And people should ALWAYS be forced to use new words voted on by scientists. And not even a quorum of scientists at that! Insisting that people stop refering to Pluto as a "planet" just because 270 people halfway around the world took a vote is beyond stupid.

      People are just unfamiliar with the concept of namespace. I have no trouble in accepting that Pluto is a planet in the mainstream namespace and it is or isn't (I'm waiting until the dust settles and we get a decision) in the scientific namespace.

      Another exemple of people not groking namespaces is the "it's just a theory" rethoric. Theory does not mean the same thing for scientists.

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    19. Re:No reason to unlearn it? by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      Thanks a lot. I just spewed beer all over my keyboard.

        Not many posts on slashdot cause that reaction nowadays. Hey, mods, he deserves more funny points, for the double (triple?) meaning, at least. Come on, you know it's true...

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    20. Re:No reason to unlearn it? by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      That's as good an argument as any I've heard for adding the scoping operator to English. I'm going to start saying "colloquial colon colon" in the middle of sentences when I want to refer to the common usage. I'll say "scientific colon colon" when I'm referring to the scientific usage. And to avoid ambiguity, I'm going to define the plain old "colon colon" to refer to the namespace of someone who is one step smarter than me. In my case, if I say "colon colon" without referring to a namespace, then what I mean is the namespace of someone with a Master's degree, since I have a Bachelor's degree.

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    21. Re:No reason to unlearn it? by cptgrudge · · Score: 2, Informative

      isn't that what religion is all about - that the "almighty" is absolute and no debate is allowed ?

      On the contrary, I'm pretty sure that religion allows debate. Granted, there are tenets in a given religion which are to be adhered to, but people are allowed to ask questions. The exact "rules" as it is seem to be very open to debate and actually rather vague in some cases.

      Look at how many different sects there are in all religions. People in the organizational structure are always arguing and debating over what He, She, It, They, etc. really meant when such and such command/parable/tidbit was imparted hundreds/thousands of years ago in a different language (translated multiple times in between). I figure that a "religion" that doesn't allow debate or questioning at all falls more under the definition of a "cult".

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    22. Re:No reason to unlearn it? by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "Oh yes dear me, because information never changes and people should not EVAR be required to use their brains after their youthful indoctrination."

      Speaking of using brains after youthful indoctrination, you should read past that line.

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    23. Re:No reason to unlearn it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This has nothing to do with rejecting new information. When you wake up one day and discover the planet, Pluto is gone, no longer recognized by the institutions of science, it can be a little disturbing. I don't think anyone's saying that it's bad to discover and obtain new information, that would be absurd. Instead people are challenging how that new information was determined, as opposed to just blindly accepting it as fact.

      I love how some of you take the words of one guy from foxnews, create an umbrella and then proceed to shove all the nay sayers under it, though! ;) Keep it up with the blanket statements, they make you look like a moron. In essence what you're doing is attacking the character of those you disagree with. Let me tell you that I think this tactic is pathetic and can only serve to create the kind of hostility that drives smart people away that could've otherwise helped enriched the discussion.

    24. Re:No reason to unlearn it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not "someone with no accountability" god damn it, it's a college of astronomers, if he wants to be pissed about something he should be pissed about being a frigging idiot.

    25. Re:No reason to unlearn it? by CarpetShark · · Score: 2, Funny
      Oh yes dear me, because information never changes and people should not EVAR be required to use their brains after their youthful indoctrination.


      And certainly not during ;)
    26. Re:No reason to unlearn it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah cause of course you are on expert on Religion! Nothing like slashdot to bring together abunch of people commenting on many things they have almost no idea on! That shouldnt stop you from posting random useless comments about all the stuff you dont know about tho!!! feh

    27. Re:No reason to unlearn it? by nuttzy · · Score: 1

      Actually I don't know why Pluto got itself unmade as a planet. I didn't even read the rest of the story, frankly.

      He's not a fan of RTFA.

    28. Re:No reason to unlearn it? by Macthorpe · · Score: 1

      And the best way to look intelligent is to refute people's unproven statements by making generalisations and unproven statements!

      RAWK!

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    29. Re:No reason to unlearn it? by Evil+Pete · · Score: 1

      Yeah. And it's not like it's a big deal to reduce the number of planets you have to remember at school from 9 to 8. And it's the last one, the one most people find hardest to remember.

      OTOH. If they included Pluto, Xena and Ceres as planets then people would just get confused. People like to think they know the planets, but don't give a rat's about other things like asteroids, apollos, Kuiper objects, moons, comets etc. I'm sure they can handle dropping one easier than it was to add one in 1930.

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    30. Re:No reason to unlearn it? by TehHustler · · Score: 1

      Gibson is no stranger to stupid comments. The BBC/Gilligan debacle didn't win him a lot of friends. I think that he's just moaning that something he doesn't really understand has changed and he doesn't care about it.

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    31. Re:No reason to unlearn it? by MyLongNickName · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nah. It just means you are at the alchohol induced stage where anything is funny, and any woman is hot. This being Slashdot, the latter doesn't matter.

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    32. Re:No reason to unlearn it? by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      The BBC/Gilligan thing was a UK affair; did Gibson comment on this? What did he say? I thought he only cared about the US.

    33. Re:No reason to unlearn it? by FhnuZoag · · Score: 2, Informative
      Oh, you missed that? Poor you... it was pretty hilarious.

      http://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,,1141096,00.h tml


      The British Broadcasting Corporation was forced to pay up for its blatant anti-Americanism before and during the Iraq war. A frothing at the mouth anti-Americanism that was obsessive, irrational and dishonest.

      The BBC - the "Beeb" - was one of the worst offenders in the British press because it felt entitled to not only pillory Americans and George W Bush, but it felt entitled to lie. And when caught lying, it felt entitled to defend its lying reporters and executives.

      The incident involved the reporter Andrew Gilligan who made a fool of himself in Baghdad when the American invasion actually arrived in the Iraqi capital. Gilligan, pro-Iraqi and anti-American, insisted on the air that the Iraqi army was heroically repulsing an incompetent American military. Video from our own Greg Kelly of the American army moving through Baghdad at will put the light to that.

      After the war, back in London, Gilligan got a guy named David Kelly to tell him a few things about pre-war assessments on Iraq's weapons programmes. And Gilligan exaggerated about what Kelly had told him.

      Kelly committed suicide over the story and the BBC, far from blaming itself, insisted its reporter had a right to lie and exaggerate, because, well, the BBC knew the war was wrong and anything it could say to underscore that point had to be right.

      The British government investigation slammed the BBC on Wednesday and a Beeb exec resigned to show they got it.

      But they don't.

      So the next time you hear the BBC bragging about how much superior the Brits are at delivering the news than Americans who wear flags in their lapels, remember it was the Beeb caught lying.

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    34. Re:No reason to unlearn it? by shadowbearer · · Score: 1


        On my first beer of the evening? I think not. ;-)

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    35. Re:No reason to unlearn it? by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 1
      On the contrary, I'm pretty sure that religion allows debate. Granted, there are tenets in a given religion which are to be adhered to, but people are allowed to ask questions. The exact "rules" as it is seem to be very open to debate and actually rather vague in some cases.

      It depends on the religion, but my experience has always been that religion allows "debate", but not real debate; It allows "questions" but not questions that lead to actual answers.

    36. Re:No reason to unlearn it? by jc42 · · Score: 2, Informative

      People are just unfamiliar with the concept of namespace. I have no trouble in accepting that Pluto is a planet in the mainstream namespace and it is or isn't (I'm waiting until the dust settles and we get a decision) in the scientific namespace.

      Another exemple of people not groking namespaces is the "it's just a theory" rethoric. Theory does not mean the same thing for scientists.


      My favorite example of this is "quantum". A while back, I read a story about a company that had just had a "quantum leap" in income. My immediate thought was "It's news that their income went up by $0.01?" But, of course, the "leap" gave away that this was media speak, not physics speak. A physicist would have said "quantum jump", and it would have meant a change by one cent. But there are two different namespaces here. In the mass media, "quantum" means "a huge amount", while in physics it means "the smallest amount physically possible". Unless you understand that in these two namespaces the meanings of "quantum" are close to opposites, you can't understand what they're saying. In this case it's easier than usual, since people use either "jump" or "leap" to tell you which namespace they're using. Usually you don't get such a nice clue.

      And, as others have pointed out repeatedly, "planet" really isn't a technical term in astronomy or astrophysics, so it has never needed a technical definition. It originated more in astrology than in astronomy, and originally included the sun and moon (but not the Earth). Astronomers mostly use it when talking to the media. So the "technical" question really is more along the lines of "When we're talking to non-scientists, which solar-system bodies do we refer to as planets?"

      The term "dwarf planet"is sorta funny, because it acknowledges that Pluto can still be called a planet, but with a qualifier saying that it's significantly smaller than a real planet. This goes along with the phrase "minor planet" for objects like Ceres, Juno and Vesta, which astronomers usually call "asteroids".

      Then there was the recommendation a while back from another IAU committee, to the effect that "planet" never be used without a qualifier. It's just too vague a term. Even with the media you really shouldn't be grouping Jupiter and Mercury into the same class. Scientists really shouldn't be that imprecise, not even when talking to journalists.

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    37. Re:No reason to unlearn it? by ravenshrike · · Score: 0

      Unless you're jewish, or bhuddist, or ba'hai, or... Oh I'm sorry, did my acts get in the way of your catty comment?

    38. Re:No reason to unlearn it? by cptgrudge · · Score: 1

      It allows "questions" but not questions that lead to actual answers.

      Well, it depends on the questions you seek, and what answers you want. Ultimately, nearly anything can be justified. For instance, one could pose the question in the Christian religion: "Am I allowed to kill people?" Debate would be opened. One would look at the ten commandments and see the fifth or sixth commandment (depending on the religious sect) and see that killing is forbidden. But some translations are that murder is forbidden. Some think it also extends to spiritual murder, and even to ruining someone's reputation.

      What "actual answers" are you looking for? Ones proven by fact and scientific testing? Religion can be logical, but only within the context and starting conditions endowed by scriptural texts in addition to their interpretation religious leaders. (Alas, the logic can never be pure, due to human fallability, so we get many denominations in every religion.) The way I see it, science allows less to be explained via religious arguments. With each of these (mortal realm) questions no longer needing to be asked (and needing religious answers), religions may focus instead more on the problems concerning the spirit. It's too bad that many religions resist this.

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    39. Re:No reason to unlearn it? by Elektroschock · · Score: 1

      No, the idea that words need strict definitions is a misconception which originates from modern science.

      Words are based on open conventions. It is more a kind of fuzzy definition scheme, and those definitions are part of open negotiation in a language game.

      Try to explain the difference of table and chair. We know what chairs are. We know what tables are. But when does a table become a chair etc. It is very difficult to define a chair or a table. Whatever exact definition you propose, you will fail to nail it down.

    40. Re:No reason to unlearn it? by Prometheas · · Score: 1
      The only thing "incredible" about that "Stephen Colbert impersonation" is how bad it was.

      HAH!

      Thank You!- that's exactly what I wanted to say; glad that it got addressed right at the top. I'm even venturing to say that -- being this was broadcast on a 24 hour news channel, rather than a 24 hour comedy channel -- his saying "I didn't even need to read the article" is just fucking scary...

      Though somewhat less frightening than when the highest-appointed officials of the most powerful nation in the world start proudly proclaiming they don't read the papers... sigh.

    41. Re:No reason to unlearn it? by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Moderation +4
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          10% Insightful

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    42. Re:No reason to unlearn it? by rammer · · Score: 1

      And here I was thinking that Foxnews is a comedy channel. If you like tragicomedy that is...

      And yes, I am being sarcastic, to all humour impaired.

      Seriously though,
      I think that the definition of a planet should be:
              (a) is in orbit around a star or stellar remnants
              (b) has sufficient mass for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that it assumes a hydrostatic equilibrium (nearly round) shape;
              (c) is not massive enough to initiate thermonuclear fusion of deuterium in its core; and,

      And then have several classes of planets.
      Dwarf/Minor planets
              (1) only conditions a,b,c apply

      Major planets
              (1) conditions a,b,c apply
              (2) are massive enough to clear the neighbourhood around its orbit.

    43. Re:No reason to unlearn it? by RationalRoot · · Score: 1

      > Pluto downgraded. President still fucking Goofy.

      Lawyers for Pluto have released a statement.

      "Pluto in not having nor has ever had sexual relations with the President."

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    44. Re:No reason to unlearn it? by rifter · · Score: 1

      It's bad because there's no way to tell if he's pulling our leg or not. Based on his past performances, I'd guess he's being serious and just mocking Colbert. At least with Colbert there's a 99.9999% chance that he's being sarcastic.

      I didn't catch John Gibson's performance, but what you just described is part of the essence of Colbert's unique style. So I'd say it must have been at least some kind of homage. Unless Gibson doesn't get it and thinks Colbert really is a conservative, which is possible. Anything is possible on Fox. :D

      That's what I like the most about Stephen Colbert. He has pioneered a unique flavour of deadpan sarcasm .. well .. what he does is really hard to describe. I think eventually when people imitate him it will be called Colbertesque. Other comedians do deadpan humour and sarcasm, but with what Colbert does, espousing outrageous viewpoints that are the opposite of what he probably really thinks as though they were his actual thoughts and stretching them to hyperbole in order to mock them .. he pulls things off I don't think many other comedians, maybe no other comedian, could. And the whole idea of stretching it into a whole show based on the idea that he's an ultraconservative that makes any talking head on Fox look like a left wing Commie Pinko .. pure brilliance. What's interesting is how even though he is mocking the far right on his show he has used it as a vehicle to open more of a dialogue between the left and the right. That's pretty cool. Maybe we'll make up for not giving him the Field's Medal this year by giving him the Nobel prize! Watch out for bears!

    45. Re:No reason to unlearn it? by rifter · · Score: 1

      Or just like Al Gore's 'information' about man creating global warming and we have 10 years left. Back in the 1970's we were heading for an ice age. Where did that go?

      Well, duh ... we were heading for an ice age but we filled the atmosphere with greenhouse gasses and started global warming. Now it's starting to get too hot, so we need to figure out how to turn down the heat and turn on the air conditioner! Perhaps filling the air with freon will help? :D

    46. Re:No reason to unlearn it? by rifter · · Score: 1

      The term "dwarf planet"is sorta funny, because it acknowledges that Pluto can still be called a planet, but with a qualifier saying that it's significantly smaller than a real planet. This goes along with the phrase "minor planet" for objects like Ceres, Juno and Vesta, which astronomers usually call "asteroids".

      But that's the problem. "dwarf planets" aren't planets. Which to me just reveals how unscientific this is. Dwarf stars are still stars, but "dwarf planets" are not planets? WTF?! Do they hate Pluto so much that they can't even let it be a "dwarf planet" in a paradigm that allows dwarf planets to be a subset of planets? Why use the word in a way that runs counter to a logical sense and common grammar with such a guarantee of confusion? "Pluton" made more sense, but they showed their hand with that gem as well.

  2. ...wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So wait.. let me get this straight. Fox News is trying to copy a show that is a direct parody of the Fox News network? There's got to be some irony in there somewhere.

    1. Re:...wait... by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Funny

      So wait.. let me get this straight. Fox News is trying to copy a show that is a direct parody of the Fox News network? There's got to be some irony in there somewhere.

      There's probably a patent being violated somewhere...

      summon the army o' lawyers!

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    2. Re:...wait... by legoburner · · Score: 1

      oh crap, they created a perfect paradox. There goes the universe.

    3. Re:...wait... by yali · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually I don't know why Pluto got itself unmade as a planet. I didn't even read the rest of the story, frankly. The headline was all I needed...

      Wait, I'm confused. Is this guy copying Colbert or slashdot?

    4. Re:...wait... by Millenniumman · · Score: 1

      Maybe Colbert will parody Fox News parodying him parodying them.

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    5. Re:...wait... by sponga · · Score: 1

      All this copying is getting me nervous and I expect to see lawsuits flying over my head in 3..2...1

  3. In Other News... by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Interesting

    After the ambush by the Dwarf Planet camp, on the last day, the IAU appears ready to fragment into smaller sub-unions, or dwarf unions.

    Meanwhile, astrologers going out of their minds over the contentious issue of what constitutes a planet, how many of them there are and how it will impact births, weddings and divining portents, have finally had enough. This evening Seoul, Mumbai and San Francisco are in flames as astrologers and their clients rampage.

    today's lesson: if you don't like the result of the last vote, wait until your opposition has left and then call another vote.

    And what's this 472 of 2,700 being 10% stuff?

    Stern said like-minded astronomers had begun a petition to get Pluto reinstated. Car bumper stickers compelling motorists to "Honk if Pluto is still a planet" have gone on sale over the internet and e-mails circulating about the decision have been describing the IAU as the "Irrelevant Astronomical Union".

    I want one of those bumper stickers. I mean, how geek!

    Ah, here's more info on merchandising the Pluto debate and a place you can vote with your $.

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    1. Re:In Other News... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
      And what's this 472 of 2,700 being 10% stuff?


      They are astronomers. Any two numbers within an order of magnitude are equal (on an astronomical scale). Thus 472 = 270 = 2,700/10 ...
    2. Re:In Other News... by RonnyJ · · Score: 2, Insightful
      And what's this 472 of 2,700 being 10% stuff?

      I don't get this either - that's from a quote from a Harvard professor who drafted the proposal to increase the number of planets. From somebody from such a background, I'd hope for more accuracy - even if he'd doubled that figure, it'd have been closer (since the actual figure is ~15.7%).

      It's also interesting that, out of the two quotes in the article against this decision, one is from somebody leading a mission to Pluto, the other is from somebody who helped draft a proposal to raise the number of planets. Why am I not surprised that they're both against this decision and the vote that led to it?

    3. Re:In Other News... by Jugalator · · Score: 2, Funny
      I don't get this either - that's from a quote from a Harvard professor who drafted the proposal to increase the number of planets. From somebody from such a background, I'd hope for more accuracy - even if he'd doubled that figure, it'd have been closer (since the actual figure is ~15.7%).

      I guess he's using the definition of "percent" that ended as a draft proposal, because it was "better". :-p
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    4. Re:In Other News... by darthgnu · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dwarf unions ? Santa claus sure is in a heap of trouble !

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  4. Pluto by WizADSL · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why are people so frustrated with this? I typically resist change, but I'm ok with this. If the definition of planet has been refined (that's my understanding) and pluto no longer fits the criteria, then this is fine.

    1. Re:Pluto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It MAY have something to do with how that decision was made. 424 delegates, out of an expected number of 2600, (sorry, haven't found any number regarding actual anttendées) made that decision. That's 16% of the nominal number of people who had a say in it.

      A whopping majority, don't you think? If it had been in an American election that is - which it BTW wasn't, for you who haven't rtfn. ;-)

    2. Re:Pluto by DrVomact · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why? Well, first of all it's a lot of fun to argue about stuff like this--and I never could resist a good argument. It's too bad, though, that the astronomers turned this question into a pissing contest--shows they don't know how to have a proper argument. A vote, for cryin' out loud! Now if you want to see the fur fly with panache, call in the philosophers.

      Seriously, there are some interesting astronomical questions that are brought up by this "is Pluto a planet?" debate. When Clyde Tombaugh discovered Pluto, astronomers were expecting to find another planet, because there were some irregularities in the motions of the known planets that could only be explained by more mass out beyond Neptune. So when Tombaugh spotted Pluto, everyone shouted "hurray", the problem was solved, and we had nine planets. Only it wasn't quite solved--Pluto didn't have enough mass to really account for all the observed perturbations. Well, at least that's what I remember reading about Pluto...feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.

      Eventually, I think astronomers--and normal human beings--will come to a consensus, and I believe that consensus will indeed confirm Pluto's debasement. Like the guy in one of the articles said, Pluto just isn't that big, so if it qualifies for planet-hood, then a lot of other rocks do too. Clearly, that would get too confusing--it was bad enough just having to remember nine planets...think of the children!

      One thing that makes this such a productive argument is that it forces us to acknowledge that the solar system is a more complicated--and vastly more interesting--place than we thought. I think that's a good thing...even if it means the last true thing I learned in school has just gone down the tubes.

      I'll tell you what, though--while we're cleaning up astronomical nomenclature, let's do something about The Unmentionable Planet--you know the one just this side of Neptune, which was discovered to have rings around it. Ever since that joke went around, no one has been able to say--or even think--the name without dissolving into a fit of hysterical laughter. My personal favorite solution is to Greek-ify the spelling and pronunciation a bit to render it harmless: maybe "Ouranos".

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    3. Re:Pluto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      My personal favorite solution is to Greek-ify the spelling and pronunciation a bit to render it harmless: maybe "Ouranos".


      Let me get this straight, instead of "your anus" you want the planet to be called "our anus"? How exactly is that an improvement?
    4. Re:Pluto by mdwh2 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Urectum?

    5. Re:Pluto by mrbooze · · Score: 2

      Indeed. How about all the children who are inexplicably attached to having Pluto be called a planet grow the fuck up and stop crying about this poor frozen Kuiper Belt Object? It's depressing to see presumably adult astronomers acting like young girls who have had their pony taken away.

      Jesus, did people in the 1850s cry this much when Ceres was downgraded?

    6. Re:Pluto by Jugalator · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree, and Pluto was always controversially labelled "planet" in the science communtiy.

      It feels almost like they're finally fixing a mistake made 70 years ago.

      But since people more often than not resist change and there are so many different opinions on this, this is an impossible matter to define (and I believe we need stricter definitions with the late Trans-Neptunian Object discoveries) without upsetting groups of people. Bear in mind that some complaining about this may be people that would rather have us make 50 more objects or so as true "planets", like indicated by the draft proposal. I think that would be much worse, and I also don't think we should set an arbitrary limit of a planetary system to include Pluto artificially and make historians happy, as that would be an incosistent rule when we start mapping extrasolar systems.

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    7. Re:Pluto by treeves · · Score: 4, Funny

      and look at the positive side of it: when we get old we can say things like, "you kids today, you don't even remember when Pluto was a planet!"

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    8. Re:Pluto by Durrok · · Score: 1

      It would be pronounced "our a nos" ouranosss. The "nos" at the end would sound just like company that makes nitrous.

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    9. Re:Pluto by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Well I'm frustrated because they seemed to have a good definition a few days ago, and the actually official one is apparantly a complificated version of it. What'd be so bad about pluto and ceres being planets?

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    10. Re:Pluto by ThreeE · · Score: 1, Informative

      The vote on resolution 5A, which defines a planet and demotes Pluto, was about 400 to 20. The vote on resolution 6B, which would have defined Pluto-like objects to be formally called 'plutonian objects', went down by a close vote of 183 to 186.

    11. Re:Pluto by assassinator42 · · Score: 1

      I don't know how to pronounce the "company that makes nitrous". Is it like how you pronounce nos in Spanish?

    12. Re:Pluto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we start going with Greek names for one planet, what's next? Will the planets be Hermes, Aphrodite, Gaia, Ares, Zeus, Chronos, Ouranos and Poseidon? Clearly our ancestor's love for all things Roman will not stand for this!

      But, then, it's all Greek to me.

    13. Re:Pluto by 8ball629 · · Score: 1
      Clearly, that would get too confusing--it was bad enough just having to remember nine planets...think of the children!
      Maybe that is the reason they did it... maybe the astronomers' children just couldn't remember all nine planets and they're using this as leverage to get good grades out of their children.

      Sorry, that was completely ridiculous - I must be tired.
    14. Re:Pluto by DrVomact · · Score: 1
      Let me get this straight, instead of "your anus" you want the planet to be called "our anus"? How exactly is that an improvement?

      I had blithely supposed that the the pronunciation I had in mind was pretty obvious, but apparently not: it would be "Oor-ah-nos", with stress on the second syllable. A slightly supercilious tone and an affected British accent would help carry it off.

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    15. Re:Pluto by teh+kurisu · · Score: 1

      Look at the new definition. The problem is that, because of the requirement for a planet to have cleared its orbit, Earth, Mars, Jupiter and Neptune no longer qualify either.

    16. Re:Pluto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you. Makes you wonder a bit though. At least to me it looks like someone managed time the vote to a point with a low number of participants, which of course makes it easier to get things your way. (Like, waiting until most people have left.) This would also explain a lot of the bitterness.

      Of course this is only valid if the congress had >> 400 participants originally, but otoh it seems odd to me if 1/6 of the expected participants showed up.

    17. Re:Pluto by neveragain4181 · · Score: 1


      Jesus, did people in the 1850s cry this much when Ceres was downgraded?

      Yes, actually they did.

      Samuel Pepys issued a hilarious newsletter in the style of Jonathan Swift to much acclaim. The best line was in Ye Dot, something about Robert Peel fucking a cartoon character - it was a long time ago, I forget...

      (Yes I know the dates are out - this is posted from a government computer and is considered 'good enough').

    18. Re:Pluto by cbacba · · Score: 1

      Personally,

      I'd rather see pluto promoted to be a binary planet with charon. After all, we don't have other ones around. A good criteria to distinguish moon - planet from binary would be whether the center of gravity of the pair resides inside the planet or between moon and planet surfaces.

      As for pluto's orbit not being unique - it only goes a little into neptune's - mighta been perturbed a while back rather than a birth defect. After all, it's got its own orbit for the most part and isn't all that eccentric.

      Calling pluto a planet or not is really a judgement call and since it has been for 60 yrs one should leave well enough alone.

      as for the bush haters - i feel a bit sorry for y'all - it's just gotta be hard to become acustomed to the realization that you're dumber than someone you think is really stupid.

    19. Re:Pluto by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 1
      it seems odd to me if 1/6 of the expected participants showed up.

      Maybe most of them just don't care one way or the other.

    20. Re:Pluto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Erectum...?

    21. Re:Pluto by heisencat · · Score: 1
      "It's too bad, though, that the astronomers turned this question into a pissing contest--shows they don't know how to have a proper argument. A vote, for cryin' out loud! Now if you want to see the fur fly with panache, call in the philosophers."

      Reminds me of the following from the Jargon File:

      "As in society at large, the intensity and duration of these debates is usually inversely proportional to the number of objective, factual arguments available to buttress any position."

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  5. How about this? by dtfinch · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We keep the new definitions, but still call Pluto a planet, just as an honorary title.

    1. Re:How about this? by Surt · · Score: 1

      Indeed, or the rather obvious alternative that no one ever seems to bring up:

      Define a planet as 'one of the nine classical planets, or any body meeting the following definition' ....

      Problem solved already.

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    2. Re:How about this? by s20451 · · Score: 4, Funny

      To: Pluto "luto@planets.org"
      From: Punctual D. Industrious "fastdegrees@spam.net"
      Subject: PLANETARY STATUS FAST based on your LIFE EXPERIENCE

      Are you being held back because you don't have STATUS? Is NASA ignoring you? Not getting name recognition you deserve from grade schoolers?

      You may already qualify for PLANETARY STATUS based on your LIFE EXPERIENCE. Prestigious non-accredited astronomy associations want to give you the life you deserve.

      Gas Giant or Terrestrial Body status available. Acceptance guaranteed. No exams or essays. Fast delivery of official certificate worldwide.

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    3. Re:How about this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We keep the new definitions, but still call Pluto a planet, just as an honorary title.

      The Pluton formerly known as Planet?

    4. Re:How about this? by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Look, this is about *facts*, and it's a fact that Pluto is quite clearly not a member of the class of objects occupied by the other 8 planets. The fact is that our previous classification was wrong, and that it should now be changed to reflect our new understanding of the universe. This is the way science works, and ridiculous publicity stunts like what you suggest do nothing but compromise scientific objectivity, lowering it to simple public opinion.

    5. Re:How about this? by KiloByte · · Score: 2, Informative

      Then why not Ceres and co?

      They were called planets for quite a bit of time. There's a number of precedents for such demotion.

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    6. Re:How about this? by Rancidlunchmeat · · Score: 4, Insightful

      FACTS? If this were actually about facts, there wouldn't be anything to VOTE on, would there?

    7. Re:How about this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Mercury can be a planet, Pluto is a planet.

      Pluto's large enough to have gone spherical. It orbits the Sun rather than another planet. It's, frankly, ridiculous there's even a debate about it.

    8. Re:How about this? by It'sYerMam · · Score: 1
      I wonder whether a definition in terms of both size/mass, and proximity of other, similar objects. The problem here is that Pluto is a lump of rock in the middle of nowhere, in solar terms. If you go out further to the Kuiper belt, then you have a load of other, similar objects in (relatively) close proximity. Just like how we wouldn't term the rocks in planet rings moons, even though, to my knowledge, there's no definition in terms of size.

      The proximity would have to be defined as a percentage of distance from the sun, or something similar, because what is "close" is different if you're further away, with everything spread out.

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    9. Re:How about this? by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Define a planet as 'one of the nine classical planets, or any body meeting the following definition' ....

      And why not "and Ceres, Pallas, Vesta, and Juno" too? We can't break with tradition now can we, they were once planets.

    10. Re:How about this? by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      I guess many astronomers, like programmers, don't like these kind of illogical exceptions to definitions. ;-)
      (especially as there's at least Ceres that was a past planet too)

      I'm inclined to agree with not using exceptions. That would tend to say that Pluto, showing all behavior as other dwarf planets per the definition, would be a ... planet?? That may make sense to us now, but what about in 50 years?

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    11. Re:How about this? by mdwh2 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Just like how we wouldn't term the rocks in planet rings moons, even though, to my knowledge, there's no definition in terms of size.

      Although it's interesting that we don't seem to have a proper definition of "moon" other than being a natural satellite of a larger object. In fact, the same problem is occurring as more and more "moons" are discovered - for example, 45 of Jupiter's 63 moons was discovered since 2000, and includes "moons" only 1 km across! ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jupiter's_natural_sat ellites )

      I wonder if they are going to redefine "moon" at some point and demote many of these moons? If not, I wonder why it's acceptable to have lots of tiny moons, but not planets?

    12. Re:How about this? by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 1

      To: Pluto "luto@planets.org"

      'luto'? This is an obvious phishing attempt.

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    13. Re:How about this? by AnyoneEB · · Score: 1

      Maybe Pluto is short for Planet luto.

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    14. Re:How about this? by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Agreed, and there shouldn't be. The inclined, eccentric orbit of Pluto combined with it's size make it pretty obvious it's a different class of object. The only reason there's a vote at all is because this has become a political issue, rather than a scientific one, which was exactly what I was objecting to int he first place.

    15. Re:How about this? by DestroyAllZombies · · Score: 1

      Nice try, but two NASA missions just got new targets.
      Dawn is going to Ceres, once an asteroid, now an inner solar system dwarf planet. Yay!
      New Horizons is going to Pluto, once a planet, now the most accessible of the outer dwarf planets. Yay!
      This also means all the planets have been visited by space probes. Yay!

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    16. Re:How about this? by It'sYerMam · · Score: 1

      On acceptability, I would expect it to be something again, to do with proximity. We naturally flag something big in the middle of nothingness as "important" but if, somewhere further out, there are load of similarly big things stuck next to each other, they're not so important.

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    17. Re:How about this? by kybred · · Score: 1

      Or maybe 'Planet emeritus'

    18. Re:How about this? by xIcemanx · · Score: 1

      brilliant

      i have a new away message

  6. bad diet? by User+956 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The BBC reports that the IAU's controversial Prague vote on demoting Pluto from planet status was irregular.

    Well then, it sounds like they need more fiber.

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  7. I learned everything I need to know on Fox News by klenwell · · Score: 5, Funny

    'Long ago I learned it was a planet and I see no reason to unlearn it. Why should I?'

    Don't fret it. Long ago Romans learned it was a god. They didn't have to unlearn it. Their empire simply collapsed.

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    1. Re:I learned everything I need to know on Fox News by TrevorB · · Score: 1

      There are those instances where a comment deserves a Score of 6.

      Damn, I'm going to have to use this somewhere...

    2. Re:I learned everything I need to know on Fox News by MisaDaBinksX4evah · · Score: 1

      Don't fret it. Long ago Romans learned it was a god. They didn't have to unlearn it. Their empire simply collapsed.

      Yeah, but not before they converted to Christianity.

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    3. Re:I learned everything I need to know on Fox News by radicalnerd · · Score: 1

      Long ago Romans learned it was a god.

      Technically, the Romans didn't know Pluto (the celestial body) existed. It was discovered in the 1900s.

  8. PLUTO IS STILL A PLANET by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Correct me if I'm wrog.. but are they not also cosidering other "random" orbit rocks past pluto for planet status???

    So if you still considering... Pluto is still a planet...

    And its "My Very Eliagant Mother sent us nine pizzas" not "My very excellent mother sent us nachos".

    Posted Anyono for no reason whatsoever....

    1. Re:PLUTO IS STILL A PLANET by Kesch · · Score: 1

      I feel pedantic enough to point out that your solar system is missing Jupiter. Now considering that Jupiter is the second largest body in this solar system, I find it hard to forget.

      My Very Energetic Mother Just Served Us Nachos. (or Nine Pizzas for the Pluto fanatics).

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    2. Re:PLUTO IS STILL A PLANET by Fordiman · · Score: 1

      *sigh*

      The other random rocks had to be included (for consistency) if pluto was to be declared a planet. I don't believe any of them had regular orbits, nor wre they properly spherical. Meanwhile, they were as big or bigger than pluto.

      So yeah. Lose Pluto, or accept Xena. Your choice.

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    3. Re:PLUTO IS STILL A PLANET by Kesch · · Score: 1

      I'm all for adding Xena, Charon, and Ceres

      Ok here's your new set of letters

      MVEMCJSUNPCX or maybe MVEMCJSUNCPX you might want to make it witty in a way to denote that Pluto and Charon are binary.

      My Very Evangelic Morman Chef Just Served Us Nine Peach Cobblers eXpertly. (Man X is HARD, but it's difficulty comes with having a kickass planetary name.)

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    4. Re:PLUTO IS STILL A PLANET by Arcane_Rhino · · Score: 2, Interesting
      AP has suggested:

      My Very Exotic Mistress Just Showed Up Nude.

      Now that's news.

    5. Re:PLUTO IS STILL A PLANET by LarsG · · Score: 3, Funny
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    6. Re:PLUTO IS STILL A PLANET by Kesch · · Score: 1

      Wow, somehow I find that the easiest to remember,

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    7. Re:PLUTO IS STILL A PLANET by person132 · · Score: 1

      Or, as Stephen Colbert put it,

      "My Very Educated Mother Just Said Uh-oh! No Pluto"

    8. Re:PLUTO IS STILL A PLANET by Tombstone-f · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry but I have to point out that it's :

      "My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizza-pies."

  9. Pluto: Neptune's Canada by User+956 · · Score: 4, Funny

    We keep the new definitions, but still call Pluto a planet, just as an honorary title.

    Much like how the United States still refers to Canada as a soveriegn nation, instead of a 51st state.

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    1. Re:Pluto: Neptune's Canada by Threni · · Score: 1

      > Much like how the United States still refers to Canada as a soveriegn nation, instead of a 51st
      > state.

      I thought England was the 51st state?

    2. Re:Pluto: Neptune's Canada by GungaDan · · Score: 1

      Everyone knows the 51st state is Saudi Israelia. ;-)

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    3. Re:Pluto: Neptune's Canada by agent_no.82 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I thought Israel was the 51st state?

    4. Re:Pluto: Neptune's Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A "state" with a bigger landmass than the U.S., and that's been voted the better place to live?

      If only they would be so lucky.

    5. Re:Pluto: Neptune's Canada by hmccabe · · Score: 2, Funny
      My friend and I had a theory that the politicians were waiting until we had 5 states to come in to the union at the same time, so as to keep the same basic style to the stars on the flag. I believe our candidates were.
      • Puerto Rico
      • US Virgin Islands
      • New and improved democratic Iraq
      • Northern California
      • Any other randomly picked tropical island territory. (I hope it's American Samoa!>
    6. Re:Pluto: Neptune's Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the U.S. just needs to keep it safe so Jesus can come back.

    7. Re:Pluto: Neptune's Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 Funnteresting.

    8. Re:Pluto: Neptune's Canada by saskboy · · Score: 1

      Hey a little respect, eh? The most distant [dwarf] planet in the solar system gets more coverage from Fox News than the little old country to the north tucked away down there.

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    9. Re:Pluto: Neptune's Canada by fmoliveira · · Score: 1

      UFO people would say its the area 51, as they suppose it has its own law like a 51th state.

    10. Re:Pluto: Neptune's Canada by DestroyAllZombies · · Score: 1

      Silly, it's England. Not Britain, mind you, which has far too many difficult-to-pronounce places. Just dear old England with its Thomas Kinkaid-like charm.

      If you don't believe me, just ask Tony Blair.

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    11. Re:Pluto: Neptune's Canada by Laser+Lou · · Score: 1
      Much like how the United States still refers to Canada as a soveriegn nation, instead of a 51st state.


      I thought Israel was the 51st state?

      Please don't confuse Israel or Canada with Iraq.

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    12. Re:Pluto: Neptune's Canada by russint · · Score: 1

      I thought Iraq was

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    13. Re:Pluto: Neptune's Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's so good to live there, al'yous clump around our border, huh! Go on.

    14. Re:Pluto: Neptune's Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget Jorgypt.

    15. Re:Pluto: Neptune's Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To the contrary. The United States of America are 51 states of Israel. America does not control Israel. Israel does control USA, however.

      From the JFK assasination, to prevent interference with ther nuclear bomb making in Dimona, to 1973 jewish threats of starting WWIII with their 25 nukes if USA didn't save their asses in the ground and air warfare, which it did. And then Sharon recently said in the clear "We, jews control America". Cluster bombs falling onto families with Head of UN Kofi Annan complaining is no problem, America still supplies the zionist armed forces with endless stocks of top notch weapons. On jewish pressure America faults arabs for trying to home assemble chimney pipe rockets to be able to fight back against occupations at least nominally. USA threatens Iran over reactors when zionists's Dimona plant has already produced 220 atomic and hydrogen bombs in 40 years. Israel even did a joint nuke test explosion with apartheid South Africa (the Vela incident), but nobody dares to act to curb the extensive jewish WMD manufacturing programme (also including biological and chemical weapons).

      If USA used the money it gave to Israel in 40 years to marshall plan the Central and South Americas, there would be no drug problem and illegal immigration scandal by now and the Amazonas area would not be destroyed as we speak, choking the planet's lung. The America outside USA has every potential to be a prosperous and stable place with just a little help. Instead, the money was wasted on creating hatred and suffering in the middle East.

  10. We got it wrong by Mwongozi · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Long ago I learned it was a planet and I see no reason to unlearn it. Why should I?

    Because we were wrong. It's orbit is incredibly un-circular, it wildly off the plane of the solar system, and it's smaller than the moon! It never belonged in the pigeon-hole we've labelled "planet".

    Part of science is accurate classification. We can't label something just because we want to.

    1. Re:We got it wrong by Abcd1234 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because we were wrong.

      Exactly! It's like saying "I learned the earth is the center of the universe and I see no reason to unlearn it." It's plain and simply factually *wrong*, and people who react this way betray an alarming inability to accept new facts, instead clinging onto their pre-existing notions with near *religious* ferver.

      Yes, that last bit was flamebait. ;)

    2. Re:We got it wrong by Dasher42 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but I don't know that anyone has clearly resolved why Pluto's orbit is so ecliptic (I realize good theories exist), and our study of extrasolar planets has shown that highly ecliptic orbits are nothing unusual. Also, Saturn's moon Titan is bigger than the planet Mercury, so size is proving a purely arbitrary thing in this argument.

      I firmly believe that geological features and activity should define the lower bound of what we call planets. Pluto has a atmosphere during parts of its year, and most likely has or has had a crust, mantle, and core. I might be wrong, but that knocks Ceres out of the running, which I wouldn't call a planet.

      Fact is, the word "planet" belongs to much simpler times.

    3. Re:We got it wrong by Derekloffin · · Score: 1
      Because we were wrong.

      It's difficult to be wrong about a definition especially when we lacked one. As well, although it's nice to classify things, those classes really have to have some good basis on them which so far this definition is showing lack of.

    4. Re:We got it wrong by Dasher42 · · Score: 1

      Turns out my information is out of date. Ceres most likely has differentiated layers, and is generally more interesting than previously thought.

    5. Re:We got it wrong by Abcd1234 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, but I don't know that anyone has clearly resolved why Pluto's orbit is so ecliptic (I realize good theories exist), and our study of extrasolar planets has shown that highly ecliptic orbits are nothing unusual.

      Yes, but *no other planetary object* has such a highly elliptic, inclined orbit. Pluto is the only one. I think that's sufficient reason to believe that it belongs to another class of objects (Kuiper belt objects, to be precise).

      Also, Saturn's moon Titan is bigger than the planet Mercury, so size is proving a purely arbitrary thing in this argument.

      If Titan were orbiting the sun instead of Saturn, it would probably be classified as a planet. It's not, so it's a moon.

      Pluto has a atmosphere during parts of its year, and most likely has or has had a crust, mantle, and core. I might be wrong, but that knocks Ceres out of the running, which I wouldn't call a planet.

      Sure, but it puts planets like Titan back in. Moreover, comets are certainly "active", and have an atmosphere of sorts. So it appears your definition doesn't work either.

      I think a combination of size, and orbital plane and center are sufficient. If the object is >= mercury (there may be a more scientific way to select a size limit) and orbits the sun in a roughly circular fashion on the same plane as the other planets, it's a planet. What's so hard about this?

    6. Re:We got it wrong by Mwongozi · · Score: 1

      It's difficult to be wrong about a definition especially when we lacked one.

      It is possible to be wrong, however, in statements like: "Pluto is so similar to the eight planets that it deserves the same name." - because it isn't really similar at all, and so therefore it doesn't.

    7. Re:We got it wrong by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      Actually, the definition of planet kept changing to suit the needs of the observers. With the original definition of planet, any object they observed in the solar system would have been considered a planet. Changing the definition doesn't change what's actually there.

    8. Re:We got it wrong by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      Part of science is accurate classification. We can't label something just because we want to.

      Very true. Unfortunately there's no clear scientific definition of what a planet is. As far as I've heard there's really little need for a scientific definition of a planet, other than to answer the question "how many planets orbit our sun?". If there were a clear definition then no one would be arguing about it for this long and not come to some consensus.

      A planet isn't like an electron. An electron is an elementary particle and has well defined properties like charge, mass, spin, etc that define it. Defining what a planet is is more like trying to officially define what a chair is. There's large agreement on the obvious ones, but more disagreement when you start leaving the bounds of the more common chair designs.

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    9. Re:We got it wrong by MisaDaBinksX4evah · · Score: 1

      Because we were wrong.

      Not true. The term "planet" is an arbitrary definition. There is no objective scientific truth regarding what constitutes a "planet" until humans give the term a certain meaning. The arbitrary meaning assigned to the term is what determines the objects that fall under a given classification. In this instance, the new arbitrary definition, replacing the older arbitrary definition, suggests that Pluto is not a "planet." Whatever that means...

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    10. Re:We got it wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd find it easier to take you seriously if you understood the difference between "ecliptic" and "elliptical".

    11. Re:We got it wrong by jbourj · · Score: 1

      Oh my god. Am I the only one who thinks that this taxonomy of planets is a terribly uninteresting waste of time and certainly not science?

    12. Re:We got it wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Titan would also be a planet if it did not orbit around Saturn.
      The definition of a moon is a object that orbits a planet.

    13. Re:We got it wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The IAU has defined the size required to be a planet on if it is large enough to force itself into a basically spherical shape.

    14. Re:We got it wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who gives a shit if it's smaller than Earth's moon? Mercury is only 40% bigger that Earth's moon, is THAT indanger of being reclassified? And how about our moon, it's FAR too large to be a moon IMO, so we must promote it at once!

      This decision is absolute bollocks. If it orbits a star and it's spherical due to its own gravity, it's a fucking planet. If our solar system has 30 planets as a result, so be it. It's called DISCOVERY.

    15. Re:We got it wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was a definition of planet. It was basically, one of these 9 objects, or similar ones we see around another star. And maybe another object orbitting further out if we want. Given how important knowing whether something is a planet or not is (that is, not important at all), I think that definition was fine.

    16. Re:We got it wrong by shinma · · Score: 1

      But it's factually wrong based on a definition that was just decided upon in part to remove Pluto from planetary standing.

      Not to mention that it was decided by less than 300 Scientists. Statistically, that's barely anecdotal evidence. The sample really is too small, like Pluto itself.

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    17. Re:We got it wrong by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Also, Saturn's moon Titan is bigger than the planet Mercury, so size is proving a purely arbitrary thing in this argument.
      I just did a quick check. Mercury is smaller than our moon.

      I remember thinking and talking on another forum about this months ago. The final consenus of what's needed to make a planet was:

      1. Sufficient mass/gravity to pull the body into a roughly spherical shape, within a few percent at least. Even mount everest, at almost 9 km, would only make a .07% difference compared to the earth's diameter. At around 6% of the earth's gravity, I believe the decision was that pluto would barely qualify.
      2. Orbits a sun, not another body. This is decided by centers of rotation. Our moon is huge compared to most moon/planet relations, but the moon's center of rotation(in relation to the earth) is within the earth. If the center of rotation is outside the planet, it's a binary system, both can count as planets.
      3. Doesn't share orbits with a significant number of other objects not orbitally tied to each other (IE asteroid belt). What's significant? More than 3 or 4?

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    18. Re:We got it wrong by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      Who the fsck cares if it's a "planet" or a "dwarf planet"? THEY'RE JUST LABELS! The center of the universe analogy is beyond stupid, because words don't define the center! THEY'RE JUST WORDS! If you want to talk about religous ferver [sic], then look at all the people calling Gibson a neanderthal for not using this week's politically correct term for Pluto. Sheesh.

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    19. Re:We got it wrong by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

      Since Newton we've known orbits are elliptical. What does the fact that Pluto's orbit is non-circular have to do with anything?

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    20. Re:We got it wrong by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      If you actually believe this, you clearly don't understand the role of labeling, in particular taxonomies, in the role of science. Words in science have significance because they play a role in expressing our knowledge. Otherwise, why bother with *any* kind of classification? Who cares about different kinds of stars or birds or clouds? What difference does it make? They're all labels, right?

    21. Re:We got it wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    22. Re:We got it wrong by chris.evans · · Score: 1

      Pluto has Charon orbiting which could possible make a new classification of hybrid moon/planets... a type of mplanet perhaps? For sake of history might leave it classified as planet number nine.

    23. Re:We got it wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you can't understand why the definition of planet is so arbitrary in this case, then I despair at the state of modern science. Do you honestly believe that it somehow affects scientific understanding if we call Pluto a planet?

    24. Re:We got it wrong by frickendevil · · Score: 1

      But the problem is that the definition of what a planet is is unjust. Reading the first article raises valid points that if this new definition scheme was brought into play, then theoretically earth and jupiter aren't planets, and neither is neptune. Earth, jupiter and Neptune have not cleared their orbital paths (asteroids, small debris, and Neptune still hasn't rid itself of the pesky pluto), which doesn't qualify them to be "planets".

      Also just because it doesnt orbit in a perfect circle (which NONE of the planets do) doesn't make it any less of a planet. Nor does size matter.

    25. Re:We got it wrong by Kobold+Curry+Chef · · Score: 1
      And yet the new definition from the IAU includes none of those points -- it includes no orbital eccentricity limits, eclipitcal variance limits or size limits. It was hastily written and badly written, and worst of all, voted on by a very small number of the scientists involved.

      What they did was to make the definition fit their assumptions, which is rather backwards to me.

    26. Re:We got it wrong by torvince · · Score: 1

      Any 'good' planet doesn't cross its siblings' orbits.

    27. Re:We got it wrong by heisencat · · Score: 1
      Kinda like: "I learned Saddam had WMDs and I see no reason to unlearn it."

      More flamebait.

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    28. Re:We got it wrong by IHateEverybody · · Score: 1


      I just did a quick check. Mercury is smaller than our moon.

      No it's not. From http://www.nasa.gov/worldbook/moon_worldbook.html and http://www.nasa.gov/worldbook/mercury_worldbook.ht ml respectively, "The moon's average radius (distance from its center to its surface) is 1,079.6 miles (1,737.4 kilometers), about 27 percent of the radius of Earth." and "Mercury is the planet nearest the sun. It has a diameter of 3,032 miles (4,879 kilometers), about two-fifths of Earth's diameter."

      My own preferred criterion for planethood is that every object which is round and in orbit around the sun gets to join the party but we divide the planets into categories. You've got your major planets (i.e. the classical eight) and your minor planets of which Pluto is the best known. So what if we wind up with a hundred planets? Most people will only remember the original nine and textbooks will only need to add an asterisk to Pluto's entry noting that it's the best known of many minor planets.

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    29. Re:We got it wrong by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      I'm not opposed to the relabeling. I'm opposed to the near religious fanaticism of people like you, who now think calling Pluto a "planet" is blasphemy.

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    30. Re:We got it wrong by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Two different measures. You're measuring radius vs diameter. But then again, I made a NASA mars probe mistake, and was comparing KM for the moon to miles for Mercury. Oops.

      The Moon:
      3476 km in diameter, 7.349E22 kg

      Mercury:
      4,880 km, 3.30E23 kg

      Mercury's 40% larger in diameter and about 5 times more massive.

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  11. Considering... by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Considering that Pluto orbits both inside and outside of Neptune's more circular orbit, even if on a slant to the ecliptic, what are the chances they could collide someday? Is there a common point both celestial bodies (note how cleverly I've avoided the use of the now obsolete term 'planet') have both passed through at some 4th dimensional offset (time for those of you in Rio Linda) from each other?

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    1. Re:Considering... by tygt · · Score: 5, Informative
      They're apparently in a fairly stable orbital situation such that ne'er will their paths cross.

      As such:

      Pluto is locked in a 3:2 resonance with Neptune; i.e. Pluto's orbital period is exactly 1.5 times longer than Neptune's. Its orbital inclination is also much higher than the other planets'. Thus though it appears that Pluto's orbit crosses Neptune's, it really doesn't and they will never collide.
      See this for more.
    2. Re:Considering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      google it. I'm not even going to bother posting the link here you lazy ass

    3. Re:Considering... by tool462 · · Score: 1

      Nope. Despite how the 2-d projections in science textbooks look, Pluto and Neptunes orbits never cross. And unless there's some tiny precession or a major event like a giant asteroid knocking them out of their orbit, they never will.

    4. Re:Considering... by imemyself · · Score: 1

      No they won't collide.

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    5. Re:Considering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the paths never actually cross the idea of an impact without an intervening force (a really depressed pluto deciding to end it all) is zero.
      if you consider a co-ordinate system where north is the universal up pluto is far above neptune when inside neptunes orbit. Or so I've been told, haven't driven there to check it out myself.

    6. Re:Considering... by Kylere · · Score: 1

      "See this [nineplanets.org] for more."

      I bet right now they are sitting around saying, "Now who exactly was it that picked this lousy domain name?"

    7. Re:Considering... by dcmeserve · · Score: 1
      Pluto is locked in a 3:2 resonance with Neptune
      For me, it is this fact that really slams the door on Pluto's status as a planet. One of the articles I've read on this (the best I've seen so far) points out that another way to say that a body "has cleared its orbit" is that it is the dominant body within its orbital range. Pluto, being locked in a resonance with Neptune, can't be said to be dominating its orbit. In fact, it is Neptune that is dominating Pluto's orbit (because it's so much bigger than Pluto).
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    8. Re:Considering... by dcmeserve · · Score: 1

      Here's the article I was referring to.

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    9. Re:Considering... by dilweed · · Score: 1
      Considering that Pluto orbits both inside and outside of Neptune's more circular orbit, even if on a slant to the ecliptic, what are the chances they could collide someday? Is there a common point both celestial bodies (note how cleverly I've avoided the use of the now obsolete term 'planet') have both passed through at some 4th dimensional offset (time for those of you in Rio Linda) from each other?

      "For those of you in Rio Linda..." You're a fucking idiot. You've never been here and you don't have any reason to be disrespectful. Go be a Limbaugh parrot somewhere else.
    10. Re:Considering... by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
      "For those of you in Rio Linda..." You're a fucking idiot. You've never been here and you don't have any reason to be disrespectful. Go be a Limbaugh parrot somewhere else.

      Actually, you don't know anything at all of where I've been, what I've seen, and whether or not I have a valid standing to make that remark. And it's exactly that kind of reaction from you that keeps us in this position of disrespect.

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  12. Compromise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't understand the need to cut Pluto out as a planet. Why can't the 'rule' have just this one exception? You can still say that any given object that does not meet certain requirements, cannot be defined as a planet, with the only exception of Pluto that, for historical reasons (or backwards compatibility ;) is still named so.

  13. Does it really matter? by dindi · · Score: 0, Troll

    Wow, frustration. Upset people.

    Pluto is sooo damn far from here, you barely know it is there. If you are an astronomer, you probably know what Pluto is and do not really care if they call it a planet, a dwarf, a dwarf planet, a moon, or a damn piece of ruck orbiting that fireball some call the SUN.

    And for the rest non astronomers: even if you care about that distant little ball of rock at the very edge of our solar system, does it really matter if you call it a planet?

    I mean it was a planet for who knows how long, so why start messing with it now?

    Besides: you should have already learned, that Planet Earth is flat and is orbited by the Sun.
    Oh well, maybe it is wise sometimes to revise astronomy..... but that much dust around Pluto.

  14. Re:OMG WTFC by s20451 · · Score: 1

    OMG who the fuck cares. Seriously. This whole Pluto thing has got to be the most ridiculous "news" event of my entire life. The only redeeming quality of it all is that it gives Stephen Colbert something to make fun of.

    "Most ridiculous", eh? I would point out that CNN's "Latest News" banner carries links to the following stories, any one of which will make you stupider than reading about a meeting of astronomers:

    # JonBenet suspect to face court Monday
    # Former President Ford undergoes angioplasty
    # DNA shows woman held in 'dungeon' is missing girl
    # Oprah's school opens in S. Africa
    # Lost fishermen: No drugs, no cannibalism
    # Cat goes for a walk ... on front paws only
    # It's real life CSI for dinosaur detectives

    Look on the bright side, at least the Pluto story has the public thinking about planetary science. There's something about spaceflight that galvanizes public attention -- no need to be a curmudgeon about it.

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  15. Not to mention the fact by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    That it destroys a major plotline of Heinlien's clasic teen novel Have Spacesuit Will Travel

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    1. Re:Not to mention the fact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and an episode of "Starblazers"

    2. Re:Not to mention the fact by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      And that's a bad thing? Seriously.

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    3. Re:Not to mention the fact by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      It was meant to be a bit of a joke- but I'm being karma bombed at the moment so it was moderated troll instead.

      If there is any serious point to it, it's that a lot more than just textbooks will need revisions- or not as the case may be. But Have Spacesuit, now that I think about it, was trying to be a textbook in that story line- that's where I learned Mother Very Thoughtfully Made A Jelly Sandwitch Under No Protest which just wouldn't be the same without the Protest. And who can forget 5 days at 8 gravities with a skew flip is enough time to travel to Pluto- without any need for stupid hyperspace drives?

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  16. Recount by kirun · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't worry, Diebold has just announced the results of the recount, and 3,134 of the 2,700 delegates voted to make Pluto stay as a planet.

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    1. Re:Recount by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 3, Funny

      The President of Diebold made a speach last week. I saw it on YouTube--- it's a bit contraversial.

      He says he is "committed to helping deliver the Republicans to Pluto next year".

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  17. Re:OMG WTFC by Simon+Garlick · · Score: 0

    "Most ridiculous", eh? I would point out that CNN's "Latest News" banner carries links to the following stories, any one of which will make you stupider than reading about a meeting of astronomers

    That's the bed you made, America. Lie in it.

  18. For an actually funny commentary on Pluto by The+Pim · · Score: 0, Troll

    (not to mention a laudable use of unicode), check out Tim Kreider. It's rather moving, actually: "Pluto has rented a tuxedo."

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  19. Scientists with too much time on their hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Ballistic Equations remain unsolved.
    Why don't they do something useful like work on these,
    instead of arguing if a planet is a planet.

    Losers.

    1. Re:Scientists with too much time on their hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AIDS is still out there
      better to work towards cure
      than whine on slashdot.

      At least my troll is a haiku.

  20. Reclassifying Astronomers by joe_n_bloe · · Score: 1

    While they're at it they should create a category of "minor astronomers." In their spare time these same busybody pinheads probably wander around their suburban neighborhoods measuring grass with rulers and checking their watches to see if anyone's leaving a trash can out on the sidewalk too long.

    Personally I think Pluto makes a fine 9th planet.

    1. Re:Reclassifying Astronomers by geekoid · · Score: 1

      The problem is, there was no real classification of planet. At the time of it's discovery we were more ignorant of it, and other star systems.

      Persoanlly, I think the whole planet category idea is flawed.

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  21. orly by sam.thorogood · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Long ago I learned it was a planet and I see no reason to unlearn it. Why should I?

    Before five hundred years ago I learned that the Earth was flat and I see no reason to unlearn it. Why should I?

    1. Re:orly by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      I call Shens! You were not alive 500 years ago. Besides, this is a classification that we made up. It's not like we suddenly understand more about Pluto then we did two days ago.

    2. Re:orly by joe_n_bloe · · Score: 1

      The ancient Greeks, among others, believed the Earth to be round. That's not five hundred years ago; it's more like 2300.

      It took over 50 years to locate Pluto. I think that calling Pluto a "planet" is, among other things, fitting recognition of the countless thousands of astronomer-hours that eventually led to its discovery.

      Anyway, I don't care if we wind up with 100 planets in the Solar System. I like planets.

    3. Re:orly by east+coast · · Score: 1

      Before five hundred years ago [wikipedia.org] I learned that the Earth was flat and I see no reason to unlearn it. Why should I?

      The difference is that the earth isn't flat. This decision to change Pluto's planetary status was not caused by new data about pluto, it was caused by the change in a definition of what a plant is.

      This is more like "the earth is no longer flat" not because the planet was proven to be spherical but rather by changing the definition of flat.

      The two concepts are worlds apart and the later is the tools of politicians and lawyers. If you don't have a problem with science becoming even more of a joke by political efforts go right on ahead... in this case it's like a cancer.

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    4. Re:orly by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      The difference is that the earth isn't flat. This decision to change Pluto's planetary status was not caused by new data about Pluto, it was caused by the change in a definition of what a plant is.

      Wrong. Their was no previous definition of what a planet was. The decision to change Pluto's status was caused by the discovery of many similar yet increasingly smaller and insignificant bodies in our solar system. The official definition of what constitutes a planet may not be perfect, but it is long overdue.

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    5. Re:orly by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Actually, it was caused by the first actual definition of planet.

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    6. Re:orly by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 1

      Dude, did you even read the Wikipedia article you linked to? Copernicus' contribution to astronomy wasn't "The Earth is round." Everyone[1] already knew the Earth is round. The problem was geocentrism; they believed the sun moved around the Earth. Copernicus said "The earth moves around the sun"--heliocentrism.

      And in case you were wondering, Columbus was not mocked because they thought his ships would fall off the edge of the earth. He was mocked because they thought (correctly) that you couldn't sail directly from Europe to Asia--you couldn't carry enough supplies.

      But your point still stands. Just rephrase it: "Before five hundred years ago I learned that the Earth was the center of the universe and I see no reason to unlearn it. Why should I?"


      [1]OK, maybe not everyone. I have no idea what the masses believed. Maybe lots of people did still believe the earth was flat--but well-educated people knew different.

    7. Re:orly by sam.thorogood · · Score: 1

      Thanks, your wording is much better. Sorry, my post was a bit of a quick hack reply before I left the house this morning.

    8. Re:orly by MisaDaBinksX4evah · · Score: 1

      People didn't vote for the Earth to be round. Don't confuse science with semiotics.

      Oh, and by the way, before five-hundred years ago, most educated people did indeed already know that the Earth is round.

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    9. Re:orly by east+coast · · Score: 1

      Actually, it was caused by the first actual definition of planet.

      By them maybe. There is a common and long standing definition of a planet that has been around for a long time. If this was such a point of contention they should have addressed this years ago! Infact, the idea that an "astronomical" society that has taken so long to standardize definitions of major celestial bodies makes them more of a joke.

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    10. Re:orly by east+coast · · Score: 1

      Wrong. Their was no previous definition of what a planet was.

      Really? I've been using the word for years.

      If these guys had such a stick up their ass to create standards it should have been done long ago and not at a whim. I don't know how long the IAU has been around and I found no history of the organization on their website but if they are really an organization that has enough swing to determine what the standards are they have had more than enough time to address it. It's not like we found Pluto last year and we're still deciding what category to fit it in, it's been a known object for over 75 years. Instead I see these guys now as a bunch of self-important pricks who, for no valid reason, decide to shake things up.

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    11. Re:orly by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Yeah everyones been using the word planet for years, the point is that we had no way to say what orbital bodies should be considered planets and which were just big rocks. For most of history anything that was found orbiting the earth was called a planet. This worked well at the time, because the only things we could see were the closest planet sized orbiting bodies. Comets were an exception, but their tails clearly set them apart. Even when Pluto was discovered this was mostly the case, however at that time we actually had two classifications, asteroids were small abnormally shaped objects in orbit, any huge round thing was either a planet or a moon.

      For most of the past 100 years this ad hoc classification for planets and asteroids worked quite well. It's only been in the past 5 years that we have started finding more massive bodies that while they sure didn't look like asteroids, they were so small compared to all the other planets (other than Pluto) no one really wanted to call them planets. This is what caused the recent growing realization that we needed to agree on a general definition of what really qualifies something as a planet.

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    12. Re:orly by east+coast · · Score: 1

      Yeah everyones been using the word planet for years, the point is that we had no way to say what orbital bodies should be considered planets and which were just big rocks. For most of history anything that was found orbiting the earth was called a planet. This worked well at the time, because the only things we could see were the closest planet sized orbiting bodies. Comets were an exception, but their tails clearly set them apart. Even when Pluto was discovered this was mostly the case, however at that time we actually had two classifications, asteroids were small abnormally shaped objects in orbit, any huge round thing was either a planet or a moon.

      Really? Where do you get your definitions from?

      From dictionary.com:

      a. Also called major planet. any of the nine large heavenly bodies revolving about the sun and shining by reflected light: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, or Pluto in the order of their proximity to the sun.
      b. a similar body revolving about a star other than the sun.

      It's only been in the past 5 years that we have started finding more massive bodies that while they sure didn't look like asteroids, they were so small compared to all the other planets (other than Pluto) no one really wanted to call them planets.

      Pluto fits the definition just fine, if other bodies do to so be it.

      This is what caused the recent growing realization that we needed to agree on a general definition of what really qualifies something as a planet.

      The truth about Pluto has been known for decades. Let's try not to muddle the truth here.

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    13. Re:orly by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Those are both absolutely rubbish definitions. The first definition is basically "A planet is a planet". Of course Pluto fits that definition, it's listed right there in the definition. But how does that help you when it comes time to classify a newly discovered body?

      The second definition is just as bad, "a similar body revolving about a star other than the sun". None of the planets we've discovered so far around other stars are similar to the planets in our solar system. They are way bigger, orbit much closer. In what way are they similar enough in that we call them planets?

      The "truth" about Pluto that has been known for years is that it was an oddball. It's orbit was way different from the other planets, it was way smaller, it had a "moon" that was so big it doesn't even orbit around pluto, the two orbit each other.

      Yeah, we knew it was weird. Even so, as long as it was unique and still substantially larger then most of the objects in our solar system why not call it a planet? Well it turns out it's not so unique after all and so the planet designation doesn't make so much sense in hindsight.

      You seem far to attached to outdated ideas and information. That is not how science works. Each new discovery potentially leads us to rethink what we thought we knew.

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    14. Re:orly by SamSim · · Score: 1

      More like 25 hundred years ago. It's a common misconception that people in Copernicus's time thought the Earth was flat. It was the notion that the Earth was the centre of the universe that Copernicus controversially challenged.

  22. Re:OMG WTFC by geekoid · · Score: 1

    yes, and that bed is coming to your country soon.

    sadly.

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  23. Yes, we can label something b/c we want to by geoffrobinson · · Score: 1

    A strong case can be made that these designations are arbitrary. There's plenty of stuff that revolve around the Sun.

    You can place any set of criteria you want. At some point, there will be an arbitrary cut off.

    Is something one mile around a planet? No.

    25,000? Yes.

    Any cutoff point could have something that is just under the cutoff point. So the Fox News guy has a point.

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    1. Re:Yes, we can label something b/c we want to by shimage · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Except that a cutoff that includes Pluto isn't sane. They might all be arbitrary, but it isn't useful if it's set so low as to be meaningless. The alternative is essentially to freeze the planets as they are because lay-people can't be bothered to remember that Pluto isn't a planet anymore. You're telling me that's less arbitrary than moving the threshold?

    2. Re:Yes, we can label something b/c we want to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the designations weren't arbitray, classifying planets would be easy.

  24. Sorry, you and the IAU are wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because we were wrong. It's orbit is incredibly un-circular, it wildly off the plane of the solar system, and it's smaller than the moon! It never belonged in the pigeon-hole we've labelled "planet".

    So you're saying tradition doesn't matter? 300 members of an internationalist labor organization can just tell the rest of us we've been wrong about the number of planets in the solar system and we should listen? I don't think so, chief. There are nine planets. Everybody knows that.

    There were nine planets two days ago and there will continue to be nine planets, regardless of any sort of po-mo revisionism.

    We can't label something just because we want to.

    Of course we can. That's what language is. A planet is a planet because we call it a planet. We're humans. Things have names because we give them names. That's our god-given right. I'm not about to let these leftists in Czechoslovakia or anywhere else tell me my American schooling is wrong.

    (Posting anonymously so I won't get raped by one of the socialist moderators around here.)

    1. Re:Sorry, you and the IAU are wrong by Mwongozi · · Score: 1

      So you're saying tradition doesn't matter?

      Yes, I am. Tradition has no place in science. We can't keep believing that the Earth is flat just because it's traditional.

    2. Re:Sorry, you and the IAU are wrong by Jugalator · · Score: 1
      Of course we can. That's what language is. A planet is a planet because we call it a planet. We're humans. Things have names because we give them names. That's our god-given right. I'm not about to let these leftists in Czechoslovakia or anywhere else tell me my American schooling is wrong.

      This is the language of science though, not any form of ebonics. We must be able to classify things, or we could just as well just call everything "celestial bodies" and be done with that, including stars and planets alike in the same definition. That would be easier, and humans like convenience according to this kind of humanitarian reasoning, right?

      The problem with your logic is that simplicity or tradition is not paramount in science -- accuracy is. You also say tradition should be considered, when that's not really what even traditional languages follow much, and what words mean today doesn't have to be what they meant in the 30's when Pluto was discovered as a "planet".

      If one think Pluto could be called planet just for the heck of it and because it was before, what are we going to call all the rest of the celestial objects exhibiting similar characteristics as Pluto? We'd easily fall into the trap of having to call all these planets too because they're "pretty much behaving like Pluto", and voila, you'd get dozens more planets in our solar system. This was similar to the draft proposal that was shot down btw, and I believe for good reasons.

      (Posting anonymously so I won't get raped by one of the socialist moderators around here.)

      What's with your obsession about "Czech leftists" and "socialist moderators" in a planet debate?
      Just looks like you're doing a good job giving right-wing people a bad name.

      And unfortunately for you, you can still get "raped" by moderators as AC; you just don't suffer any Karma penalty that you seem to treasure so dearly.
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    3. Re:Sorry, you and the IAU are wrong by RedWizzard · · Score: 1
      So you're saying tradition doesn't matter?
      In science tradition does not matter at all. Scientists have to be prepared to fix mistakes and change how things are defined and categorised. If anything tradition is something to be consciously wary of.
      There are nine planets. Everybody knows that.
      A vast majority of the population knows that God exists. Do you consider that to be scientific fact as well? Science by public opinion. Great.
  25. A question of fairness and integrity by meburke · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Whether Pluto is or is not considered a planet is not as important to me as the integrity of high-level guidance among senior scientists. When the arguments for or against a decision depend on popular vote rather than rational consensus, scientists reduce themselves to the level of lawyers. When the objectivity of scientific thought is bypassed by special interest groups and politics, science is no longer Science. This whole process has been a shameful exhibition of politics.

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    1. Re:A question of fairness and integrity by Kesch · · Score: 1

      I fail to see how Pluto's planetary status benefits any special intrest groups or political parties. The two groups making money off this are the media and the T-shirt vendors. Astrologers might care, but they make up their own rules anyways so it doesn't matter.

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    2. Re:A question of fairness and integrity by antares256 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I couldn't agree more. The IAU has the authority to make this decision, but if the OP is correct, and only 10% of the IAU voted, that isn't even a quorum.

      Two things really bothered me about this decision, and neither of them are the decision that Pluto is not a planet, but have to do with the way the decision was made.

      1) When asked about applying this definition to other stars and their potential planets, the committee that proposed this definition said that the definition on the table only applies to our solar system.

      2) One of the delegates said, "We would really look like idiots if we came out of this meeting without some type of decision." (I don't know who to attribute this to, but I heard the scientist's voice on NPR).

      Another interesting tidbit is that the original defintion, as suggested by the committee, had the unintended consequence of removeing Neptune from the definition of a planet (it hasn't fully cleared its neighborhood, i.e. Pluto), so they added an addendum to the definition.

      My thought is the IAU does look like idiots, for doing 1, and making statement 2. All they have done is muddy the waters again. They haven't come up with a definition that will be applicable to all bodies orbiting any star (even though there are bound to be exceptions). The addendum to make Neptune a planet under this new definition again shows that they really didn't think this through like they should have before submitting the definition.

      If they were to act more like scientists than media-coverage hungry people (the "we would look like idiots" comment), they might have actually come up with a definition that didn't need an addendum to include a large gas giant, and one that would be applicable to extra-solar planet hunters...

      Another interesting tidbit is that most of the scientists in the "Pluto shouldn't be a planet" camp also had competing missions for which they wanted funding that might instead go toward a Pluto mission of some sort.

    3. Re:A question of fairness and integrity by Rancidlunchmeat · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Anybody who doesn't see there's something fundamentally wrong with using the terms 'science' and 'vote' together, has already missed the bus.

    4. Re:A question of fairness and integrity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and every textbook publisher under the sun. Oh hooowwww convienient. You know they are loving this and probably offered lead scientists free publication for life or something similar. I'm probably thinking to small here.

    5. Re:A question of fairness and integrity by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      I fail to see how Pluto's planetary status benefits any special intrest groups or political parties.

      I don't think that's what the GP post is arguing. The point is that once scientists step into the realm of "voting for a definition", they've stepped outside the realm of science. For the GP poster that sullys scientists reputation as trying to find truth, and in a way it sullies the publics view of science in general.

      It's an interesting argument. I'm not really sure what the IAU really does, so I'm unsure of whether to completely agree with the GP. But I will say that voting on something in science is a clear admission that this isn't a scientific question. A scientific question is answered by inquiry and evidence, not voting.

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    6. Re:A question of fairness and integrity by KiahZero · · Score: 1

      This is really more of an issue of language than science - they're trying to decide on a common definition for a term. Language is defined by consensus.

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    7. Re:A question of fairness and integrity by Kesch · · Score: 1

      Except they are not determining a scientific fact. They are pounding out a scientific classification. Classifications should and are decided by majority. By standaadizing what is a planet and what is a dwarf planet, scientists can now speak the same language and communicate more effectively. (Although I think the planet issue is a really bad example of this, I don't think that the definition of planet was really hampering any astronomers research. A better example might be when the length of a second was defined.)

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    8. Re:A question of fairness and integrity by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      Classifications should and are decided by majority. By standaadizing what is a planet and what is a dwarf planet, scientists can now speak the same language and communicate more effectively

      Well, classifications should also be decided by evidence and inquiry. No one votes on the definition of an electron. Do taxonomists vote on moving a species from one genus to another genus? Classifications should also have scientific value. What's the scientific value of classifying something as a dwarf planet vs classifying it as a planet?

      Standards should be set for things like units of measurement like grams, newtons, and meters. Even those are set by government standards bodies and not just voted on by thousands of people like this was an election.

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    9. Re:A question of fairness and integrity by ToastyKen · · Score: 1

      This is not like the definition of an electron, in that electrons are clearly different from things that aren't electrons. There is no real black and white between what is or is not a planet, and no real scientific value in the difference. The best analogy I've seen, from astronomer Mike Brown (who discovered 15 of what will now be known as dwarf planets) is with continents: There is no scientific way of determining what is or is not a continent, and what the boundaries among Europe, Asia, and Africa are. Instead, we just decide on something and move on.

      And so I agree with your second statement, that the classification of what is or is not a planet has no scientific value. That's correct. There is none. :) But SOMEONE had to go and make some kind of decision on it, because THE PUBLIC CARES, even though it's not scientific. Really, it'd make more sense to just have everyone in the world vote on it, but that's not feasible, so the IAU decided to go and do that.

      And finally, as for your last paragraph, "Even those are set by government standards bodies," well, the IAU _IS_ a standards body, and it is in fact THE standards body for astronomy that determines official names of celestial objects and such. :)

    10. Re:A question of fairness and integrity by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      And finally, as for your last paragraph, "Even those are set by government standards bodies," well, the IAU _IS_ a standards body, and it is in fact THE standards body for astronomy that determines official names of celestial objects and such. :)

      Well, I think naming celestial bodies is something that should be voted on, since it's basically a popularity contest and also it's something people need to agree on. Having 15 different names for Mars doesn't work very well because you need to refer to the damn thing. That's fine and fits well with other things that are voted on. But voting on a definition of an unscientific word? That's a bit odd. I don't think the definition of a planet is really a standard at all, as standards have value in themselves. Everyone has to agree on the definition of a gram otherwise there's chaos. There's about as much reason for everyone to agree on the definition of a planet as there is for everyone to agree on the definition of a chair.

      The only defining characteristics about Pluto are its mass, orbit, composition, etc. Those are real properties of it, not subjective definitions.

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    11. Re:A question of fairness and integrity by ToastyKen · · Score: 1

      I completely agree with you, and that's why we've gone centuries without an official definition. :) But then 2003 UB313 came along, and people didn't agree whether it should be called a planet or not. But the public wasn't comfortable with just leaving that fuzzy and open to interpretation, so they demanded that SOMEONE go and make a decision, and thus enter the IAU.

    12. Re:A question of fairness and integrity by meburke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A couple of good points have already been made in subsequent posts, but if I understand it, there were almost 10,000 scientists at this gathering (about 2700 were considered authoritative), and the vote was cast in the 11th hour by a mere 457 scientists with a specialized point of view. I agree that useful standards and definitions ought to be made, but I expect a fair-minded body to have something like 90+% consensus, not just a majority of the voters available.

      My favorite definition of politics (verb): "Vying for scarce resources". In many areas of Science the "scarce resource" is fame or prestige. (This may make politics a subset of Economics, rather than the other way around. Don't forget: Fame and prestige also may translate into monetary benefits.) Imposing the dynamic definition instead of the geologic definition may lead to diffrerences in the way Astronomy is conducted and funded. However, I believe that scientific definitions and standards ought to be created for their universal usefulness, not for political gain. And therefore, I believe these definitions and standards ought to be objectively evaluated and agreed upon by consensus of all but the "fringe" in the body of Scientists.

      Of course, this is just my opinion.

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    13. Re:A question of fairness and integrity by meburke · · Score: 2, Informative

      You have both made excellent points, and the only thing I disagree with is the process of "voting" being conducted the way it expressed itself in this particular case. I have a strong bias toward scientific consensus rather than scientific majority. The definitions and standards should be guided by the people most informed in the particular discipline, and accepted by a consensus of the people informed enough to understand the distinctions and arguments. (The politicization of the Theory of Evolution is a good example of what happens when this is not done, as is the experiences of Gallileo and Kepler.) I agree that (in this case) the voting process was, indeed, hijacked by a minor faction.

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    14. Re:A question of fairness and integrity by RedWizzard · · Score: 1
      The point is that once scientists step into the realm of "voting for a definition", they've stepped outside the realm of science.
      Why? Someone has to come up with definitions. Often that's a single person or small group and the definition is simply accepted by others, but what is wrong with a larger group voting on the definition they want to use? And that's all this is. The IAU have simply voted on the definition they want to use for "planet". No one is forcing anyone (not even their own members) to adopt their definition.
    15. Re:A question of fairness and integrity by RedWizzard · · Score: 1
      Well, classifications should also be decided by evidence and inquiry. No one votes on the definition of an electron. Do taxonomists vote on moving a species from one genus to another genus?
      Things are not always so black and white that clear classification is possible. And yes, biologists do vote on issues of taxonomy. Check out the ICZN, and the IBC. How did you think it was handled? Did you really think it was all just obvious to everyone?
      Classifications should also have scientific value. What's the scientific value of classifying something as a dwarf planet vs classifying it as a planet?
      Can you really not see how the new definitions of planet and dwarf planet are more precise and useful than the previous adhoc definition? They may not be a precise or useful as they could be, but they are a clear improvement.
    16. Re:A question of fairness and integrity by drxray · · Score: 2, Informative

      Having 15 different names for Mars doesn't work very well because you need to refer to the damn thing.

      LOL. Most of the astronomical objects I study have about 15 names. See this one, for instance:
      MRK 0586 aka KUG 0205+024 aka 2E 0526...

      But voting on a definition of an unscientific word?
      Scientists have their own definitions of words like force, mass, gravity, charge... now add "planet" to the very long list.

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    17. Re:A question of fairness and integrity by khallow · · Score: 1

      Actually, the term "clearing the orbit" has scientific basis. I lost the link to the paper that discussed it, but as I recall the general idea was that take the orbit of the candidate object (not the Sun) and everything else that at some point has the same distance from the Sun (some far larger central mass) and is gravitationally trapped by the Sun. In the case of Neptune, you'd get Pluto, the Moons of Neptune, and a bunch of comets and asteroids that come out that far or get in that close. These all weigh far less than Neptune does. In other words, Neptune is by far most of the mass of the Solar System in the spherical shell defined by the nearest and further distances (perihelion and aphehelion) of Neptune to the Sun. I think "clearing the orbit" is a truly bad name for this property since the relevant region is a shell not an orbit, but there you go. Every planet except Pluto has this property. Ceres and the newer trans-Neptunian objects also form only a fraction of the mass that is known (or in the case of the TNO's, thought to be there).

      Apparently there is a gap of a large number of orders of magnitude between the planets other than Pluto and anything else in the Solar System. And while I haven't studied the various computer models of star system evolution, I gather that the "clearing the orbit" property is not that unusual. The low eccentricity of the planets is unusual, but that apparently isn't a real problem even with highly eccentric orbits. If you have two objects with orbits that share some range of radii, the larger object tends to throw out the smaller object, grab it as a moon/binary planet, or lock it into some sort of resonance mode. So this actually appears to be a workable definition. I still foresee problems defining planets in other star systems since you can't rule out without significant effort that you found all the sources of mass in that system in the given shell (and hence can declare an object to be or not be a planet).

      This is assuming that the IAU adopts this reasonable definition of "clearing an orbit". Otherwise, they do open the can of worms. For example, if you look for mass that shares orbits close to Pluto, you'll find Charon and probably nothing else. Neptune never gets close. So Pluto has a "cleared orbit". If you ignore mass threshholds, then no planet is truly a planet. There's Moons and other stuff that shares orbits. If you try some vague definition of gravitational dominance (ie, that planets "dominate" their neighborhood), then you may find yourself unpleasantly surprised. For example, is Mars or Saturn truly free from the grasp of Jupiter? We may find out that they aren't. Also, interactions are two-way. Just as Neptune modifies the orbit of Pluto, Pluto has a much smaller effect on Neptune.
    18. Re:A question of fairness and integrity by jc42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Except they are not determining a scientific fact. They are pounding out a scientific classification. Classifications should and are decided by majority.

      Yup; that's the way it's usually done. Most scientific fields have an international organization for deciding classification and terminology issues, and changes are usually made after the members vote in favor of the changes.

      Of course, this is typically done rather differently from the typical political vote. There is a general consensus among scientists that you shouldn't change such things without good reason. So any changes in classification are typically preceded by years of discussion and presentation of evidence in scientific papers. When the voting actually happens, it's usually more along the lines of "Is the evidence good enough to justify discarding precedent and renaming these things?"

      A famous one (among biologists) happened a quarter century or so back, when the big convention of zoologists voted to reclassify the Aves (birds) as a suborder of the Dinosauria. This had actually been discussed for more than 150 years, but since birds don't fossilize well and there were few avian fossils to study, the general consensus was "We don't have enough evidence yet." But in the 1960s and 1970s, a lot more evidence was dug up, and the consensus became "Yeah; it's rather convincing; let's do it." Funny thing is that the media still hasn't heard about that vote; they still talk seriously about the extinction of the dinosaurs. And biologists have a bit of fun looking puzzled, and saying "What do you mean? Dinosaurs aren't extinct. There's one sitting on that branch over there."

      The IAU's vote on the definition of "planet" was a bit unusual. This was partly because the term is millennia old, but there has never been a scientific definition at all. So they weren't changing the definition of a scientific term; they were attempting to write a scientific definition of a common-speech term. Much of the scientific dispute was based on the fact that many astronomers considered it pointless, and thus unprofessional. That is, the real question wasn't so much how "planet" should be defined, but rather whether there's good reason to officially define it at all.

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  26. John Gibson == dumbass by daddyrief · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I usually don't comment much, but when a nationally-recognized news anchor makes stupid comments, I feel obliged.

    He says, "All of a sudden Ringo isn't a Beatle? All of a sudden somebody changes a standard and Curly isn't a stooge, or Zeppo isn't a Marx, or Ari isn't one of the "Entourage"? Actually I don't know why Pluto got itself unmade as a planet. I didn't even read the rest of the story, frankly."

    My god. Yeah, because Ringo Starr's status as a Beatle hinges on statistics and his orbital ellipse, just like Pluto's. Look out for that 'Two Stooges' DVD also. John Gibson sounds like a prick -- if our understanding of the universe evolved John Gibson's way, we might still be afraid to fall off the edge of the world, or the Sun might still rotate around the Earth. The changing of 'standards' is inevitable as a better understanding of the universe becomes available. The more technologically advanced we become, you can bet laws, theories, and yes, even TEXTBOOK PRINT may become outdated.

    (Note: this rant directed toward John Gibson's stupid 'rebuttal,' regardless of the IAU decision whether Pluto should be considered a planet or not.

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    1. Re:John Gibson == dumbass by Bryansix · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Why is it that if this were printed it would be considered Libel and a Lawsuit would be had but we think it is alright to post on Slashdot?

    2. Re:John Gibson == dumbass by MaelstromX · · Score: 1

      It looks like this is everybody's first experience with John Gibson. Whether it's an act or not (an important consideration), he can be counted on for dimwitted and thoughtless comments every day when his show airs. For example, take a look at this instance where he appears to be urging white Americans to reproduce more so that Hispanics don't become a majority in the future.

    3. Re:John Gibson == dumbass by daddyrief · · Score: 1

      IANAL, and unless you are, don't worry about what i post.

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    4. Re:John Gibson == dumbass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not a thoughtless comment for those of us who would prefer that we and our children don't end up living in a Hispanic shithole of a country.

      Does my implication that Hispanics only create shithole countries offend you? Then simply point me to the Hispanic country that thousands of White and Asian people are risking their lives daily to get into, and I'll concede the point.

    5. Re:John Gibson == dumbass by Tweekster · · Score: 1

      Libel only counts when it is lies passed off as fact.

      Calling someone a dumbass and critisizing what they publically said absolutely weill never count as libel...

      So no, your premise that if it were printed it would be libel is blatantly false.

      Personal opinions, ie "this person is an idiot and here is why" is obviously opinion based and therefore never in the realm of libel.

      "This person has a severe crack addiction and has an extensive history of molesting children" would be libel because you are claiming falsehoods and presenting them as a fact

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    6. Re:John Gibson == dumbass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As if there aren't any shithole countries run by whites, or with predominantly white populations. Fucktard.

  27. Why? by Kaenneth · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'll tell you why.

    Ever look at the price tag on a Textbook?, those things are expensive.

    To pay for the textbook publishers political action committee.

    Think of the money that will need to be spent by schools for new science textbooks; just after they got done replacing them to give equal space to 'Intelligent Design'.

    You might think it's unimportant, but when the federally mandated standardised test asks how many planets are in the Solar System...

    1. Re:Why? by Radish03 · · Score: 1

      Forget the hassle this is going to cause with rewriting the text books. On the front page of the Wall Street Journal today, I saw a headline that emphasizes the real problem with reclassifying pluto: "Pluto's Demotion Divides Astrologers." There are serious problems if changing the scientific foundations of fortune telling are meeting with such fisticuffs.

    2. Re:Why? by substance12 · · Score: 1

      forgive me as I haven't been in grade school in quite a while but did they even change the whole "Christopher Columbus DISCOVERED America" thing? I remember every teacher emphasizing this issue during history. I don't recall anyone really giving a sh1t.

    3. Re:Why? by zaliph · · Score: 1

      Astrologers have been debating over the proper usage of Pluto for decades. Uranus and Neptune are also not a part of 'classical' astrology as it was originally defined. Fact is, most astrologers use everything from the Moon to far reaching outside sources like Charon, Sirius and even quasars if they feel like it.

    4. Re:Why? by It'sYerMam · · Score: 1

      How about you just get the physics teachers to start teaching the new system, and not replace the textbooks? Our physics textbooks were out of date at high school; it's no big deal. As long as the teacher teaches the stuff to the kids, then it's not too big a problem. I mean, there'll be boundary conditions like kids who were off sick, but if a school can't afford to be new textbooks, it's not going to siphon funds from elsewhere just to correct a single change.

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    5. Re:Why? by RonnyJ · · Score: 1

      This whole debate arose because of discoveries of objects similar to Pluto, which obviously meant that a decision had to be made on how to treat them. Therefore, textbooks would have had to be changed anyway, no matter what happened.

    6. Re:Why? by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because all up to date textbooks on astronomy and orbital mechanics use a simple 9-planets model of the solar system and don't already account for relative masses of various objects or anything.

      alternately, if you're talking about primary school texts, have you noticed how your kids' geography textbooks mark half of the eurasian mass as being part of the "union of soviet Socialist republics"? Yeah.

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  28. UNITE PLUTOCRATS!! by happy_place · · Score: 1

    In the grand tradition of choosing words like, "pluton," forever more, those of us who refuse to demote Pluto from planetary status shall forever be known as "Plutocrats!"

    Unite Plutocrats!

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    1. Re:UNITE PLUTOCRATS!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will always refer to it as a planet, even if it it's just an honorary title. Kind of like how Bill Gates is now an honorary Knight Commander of the Order of the British Empire, or how George Bush is an honorary President.

  29. What he doesn't get by LordSnooty · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    He just has to learn that a planet must fit a rather more specific set of criteria. There's no "unlearning" needed. What the hell is that word, anyway?

  30. Re:OMG WTFC by hackstraw · · Score: 1

    This whole Pluto thing has got to be the most ridiculous "news" event of my entire life.

    At least in my life, it was the Terri Schiavo "story".

    As Manson said, "I was crazy when crazy meant something". Well, I remember when controversy was controversial.

  31. since when did fox news become such a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought complaining about other station's news stories was mainly limited to comedy central. If fox news had any decency they'd start calling this guy a comedian or 'entertainer' (used loosley) instead of a journalist.

  32. Dear Stephen Colbert... by Vellmont · · Score: 4, Funny
    Here's a copy of a letter I sent off to myword@foxnews.com. I wonder if anyone there will get it:

    That article about Pluto not being a planet has to
    be one of the funniest things I've seen you produce yet.
    I couldn't stop laughing! The notion of having to
    "unlearn" something just kills me. What a perfect
    example of Truthiness, and how appropriate that it
    appears on your print version of "The Word".

    I also have a question for you. How long have you
    been writing under the pen name "John Gibson"? Or
    is John Gibson your real name, and Stephen Colbert
    is your stage name? Just curious.

    Keep up the good work, and I'll be sure to catch
    you on The Report.
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  33. Revisionists! by Mentorix · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't expect anything else from this guy. He admits just glancing at a headline too.

    The prague convention reclassified it, they didn't "invent" anything, he just conjures up his own version of what happened and denounces it as a revisionist act based on no authority whatsoever. It's actually precisely the reaction I'd expect from a person like Gibson and he shows his superficial apreciation of the scientific process by publishing it. I bet he was pissed when the french standardised the meter too.

    Oh, and the people at the convention in prague got the authority to reclassiy pluto (and others!) because they worked hard to gain real understanding of our solar system and the processes within it, they did something useful and noble with their lives instead of becoming a tool in the media like ... Gibson.

    The council of Nicea is probably something Gibson can identify with, I mean, who were those guys and who gave them any authority to change things!?

    Damn revisionists!

  34. 10% voted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So the 10% who cared about the issue voted, and those who thought it was more important to go out and drink a beer didn't vote. Doesn't that kind of voting actually *increase* reliability?

  35. How about that? by ackthpt · · Score: 1

    We keep the new definitions, but still call Pluto a planet, just as an honorary title.

    I suggest the same thing and get verbally tarred and feathered.

    This exercise has certainly explosed a great rift in the community. Now they've also seen that there are those within the community willing to "hijack" a decision.

    Personnally I'm surprised the UN hasn't weighed in on this.

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    1. Re:How about that? by Zerbs · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised the UN hasn't weighed in on this

      I'm sure there is a motion in the UN general assembly somewhere about this, but since the motion has nothing to do with condeming Israel, it will get sidetracked and will never be heard about again.

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    2. Re:How about that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's about time Israel was demoted from 'state' back to 'fantasy state' status.

  36. NASA's new mission: to set foot on a planet by Dr.+Zowie · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The exact wording of Resolution 5(a) is:
    (1) A "planet"1 is a celestial body that (a) is in orbit around the Sun, (b) has sufficient mass for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that it assumes a hydrostatic equilibrium (nearly round) shape, and (c) has cleared the neighbourhood around its orbit.

    (2) A "dwarf planet" is a celestial body that (a) is in orbit around the Sun, (b) has sufficient mass for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that it assumes a hydrostatic equilibrium (nearly round) shape2 , (c) has not cleared the neighbourhood around its orbit, and (d) is not a satellite.

    There are several problems with (1). In particular:
    • Extrasolar planets are no longer "planets" since they don't orbit the Sun.
    • Jupiter is not a planet, because it has not cleared the neighborhood around its orbit - it has asteroids at the Trojan points.
    • Earth is not a planet, because it has not cleared the neighborhood around its orbit -- there exist Near-Earth asteroids and Earth-crossing asteroids. (One might argue that this is getting worse, what with all the space debris we keep flinging into near-Earth solar orbit).

    (2) looks OK, but the IAU folks have taken the (IMHO) insane view that a "dwarf planet" is not a subtype of "planet" at all (contrast "dwarf pine tree" or "dwarf sunflower" or "dwarf hippopotamus", all of which are subtypes of their source nown). That destroys a potential way to finesse the Pluto issue -- by calling it a dwarf planet, they could have let everyone have their semantic cake, and eat it too.

    On a different note, another scientist friend of mine just told me his six-year-old daughter burst into tears when she found out Pluto isn't to be considered a planet anymore. :-(

    1. Re:NASA's new mission: to set foot on a planet by Kesch · · Score: 1

      To clear your orbit means that you are magnitudes of size larger than other bodies in your orbit. The Earth and Jupiter are. Pluto is not.

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    2. Re:NASA's new mission: to set foot on a planet by patches · · Score: 1

      On a different note, another scientist friend of mine just told me his six-year-old daughter burst into tears when she found out Pluto isn't to be considered a planet anymore. :-(

      Won't somebody think of the children!!!!!!!!

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    3. Re:NASA's new mission: to set foot on a planet by Ignorant+Aardvark · · Score: 4, Informative

      Jupiter is not a planet, because it has not cleared the neighborhood around its orbit - it has asteroids at the Trojan points.
      Earth is not a planet, because it has not cleared the neighborhood around its orbit -- there exist Near-Earth asteroids and Earth-crossing asteroids. (One might argue that this is getting worse, what with all the space debris we keep flinging into near-Earth solar orbit).


      To quote a response from Wikipedia: Even if you don't neglect the Trojan asteroids and other such objects, all the gas giants have cleared their orbits. The Trojans are at very specific points along Jupiters orbit that are defined by Jupiter's gravity. If Jupiter hadn't cleared its orbit they would not be restricted to those points. A massive body collects all bodies near it either into itself, its orbit, its L4 and L5 points with the sun, into resonant orbits, or it ejects them. Its just like cleaning your room. It doesn't mean nothing is in your room, but simply that it's all neatly put away.

      Also, I highly recommend that you read this paper.

    4. Re:NASA's new mission: to set foot on a planet by Arceliar · · Score: 1
      Earth is not a planet, because it has not cleared the neighborhood around its orbit -- there exist Near-Earth asteroids and Earth-crossing asteroids. (One might argue that this is getting worse, what with all the space debris we keep flinging into near-Earth solar orbit).

      Not to mention that whole 'the moon' thing.
      What if two jupiter-sized planet(oids) were found orbiting eachother. Would those be considered dwarf planets? Because they'd clearly be far from dwarfish in size. If anything I'd call such a pair, and Pluto and Charon for that matter, a 'binary planet' or some form thereof as they orbit the same point outside either object's body.
    5. Re:NASA's new mission: to set foot on a planet by neophilus · · Score: 1

      What about all the satellites and space crap around the earth? Is it still a planet? Cos the earth' orbit is definitely not clear!

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    6. Re:NASA's new mission: to set foot on a planet by aweinert · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I would think having large Lagrangian points would mean it has less dominance. The more mass a planet has, the bigger (or more effect they have on other bodies) the points are. Its Jupiter's gravity that is collecting stuff in those points. As for the transient comets and stuff, its like saying you don't have dominance over your house because there are some ants passing through. And not to mention, its part of the reason Pluto is not a planet under this definition, because in addition to its other problems, Neptune is dominates it.

    7. Re:NASA's new mission: to set foot on a planet by aweinert · · Score: 1

      Oops, should read "I wouldn't think..." or more instead of less.

    8. Re:NASA's new mission: to set foot on a planet by Ignorant+Aardvark · · Score: 1

      The situation you describe is impossible. In the process of forming and accreting those two planetoids would long since have collided and merged.

    9. Re:NASA's new mission: to set foot on a planet by Jugalator · · Score: 2, Funny
      On a different note, another scientist friend of mine just told me his six-year-old daughter burst into tears when she found out Pluto isn't to be considered a planet anymore. :-(

      Think of the children.

      The last thing we needed in this debate.

      Oh wait. Mentioning Nazi's too. These IAU guys are acting like nazi's in their ruthless decision process, aren't they?

      OK, I'm done. :-)
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    10. Re:NASA's new mission: to set foot on a planet by CanSpice · · Score: 1
      Extrasolar planets are no longer "planets" since they don't orbit the Sun.

      Wrong. If you'll read the actual definition, it is:
      The IAU...resolves that planets and other bodies in our Solar System be defined into three distinct categories in the following way:

      (1) A "planet" [1] is a celestial body that: (a) is in orbit around the Sun, (b) has sufficient mass for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that it assumes a hydrostatic equilibrium (nearly round) shape, and (c) has cleared the neighbourhood around its orbit.

      (2) A "dwarf planet" is a celestial body that: (a) is in orbit around the Sun, (b) has sufficient mass for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that it assumes a hydrostatic equilibrium (nearly round) shape [2], (c) has not cleared the neighbourhood around its orbit, and (d) is not a satellite.

      (3) All other objects [3] except satellites orbiting the Sun shall be referred to collectively as "Small Solar System Bodies".

      Footnotes:

      [1] The eight planets are: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune.
      [2] An IAU process will be established to assign borderline objects into either "dwarf planet" and other categories.
      [3] These currently include most of the Solar System asteroids, most Trans-Neptunian Objects (TNOs), comets, and other small bodies.

      The IAU further resolves:

      Pluto is a "dwarf planet" by the above definition and is recognized as the prototype of a new category of trans-Neptunian objects.

      Note the starting gambit: "Solar System". This definition says absolutely nothing about extra-solar planets.

      In addition:
      # Jupiter is not a planet, because it has not cleared the neighborhood around its orbit - it has asteroids at the Trojan points.
      # Earth is not a planet, because it has not cleared the neighborhood around its orbit -- there exist Near-Earth asteroids and Earth-crossing asteroids. (One might argue that this is getting worse, what with all the space debris we keep flinging into near-Earth solar orbit).

      Not true either. While the wording leaves much to be desired, what they meant was "gravitationally dominates its orbit". Jupiter is the dominant object in its orbital space, as is Earth. Pluto isn't (Neptune is), which is why Pluto isn't a planet yet Jupiter and Earth are.
    11. Re:NASA's new mission: to set foot on a planet by HappyEngineer · · Score: 1

      It's only possible for it to evolve that way from scratch when the solar system formed. It's probably exceedingly rare, but I can't think of any reason why some crazy sequence of events couldn't set up such a situation. If one star sideswipes another solar system (gravitationally) then anything could happen. (The star would need to go by at a distance such that it didn't totally destroy the solar system of course.)

      Personally, I think they came up with something that's relatively ok, but I've decided that I would prefer an inheritance hierarchy. Just change the definition of planet to include absolutely everything that orbits a star. Then, create/modify the definitions of gas giant planets, small rocky planets, asteroids, comets, and human made space junk so that they are all sub-types of the Planet class.

      People who want 9 planets can just refer to "the classical planets" and they'll be all set.

      It'd turn the classification system for planets into something more like the species classification system.

    12. Re:NASA's new mission: to set foot on a planet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about "rogue" planets? Ones that may not orbit any star. Surely they are still planets? Or how about binary stars? Would the lesser star be designated a planet with an appropriate sub-type (ie. "scorcher world"?).

      Just a few things to think about.

    13. Re:NASA's new mission: to set foot on a planet by Teancum · · Score: 1

      So I guess that Venus is no longer considered a planet, because it has a resonance with the Earth based on its orbital pattern and rotational rate.

      Let's get real. This definition is so unstable that the IAU really should have simply said that the classical planets, Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune will be the only celestial objects to be considered planets. No other object need apply.

      This definition will change, and indeed must change. All this vote has done is to bring the issue up, and turn this into a firestorm for the next IAU convention. The final word from the IAU has not been said on this issue, by a longshot.

  37. I just care about one of them by Carlbunn · · Score: 1

    Ha! As long as they don't demote Uranus.

    1. Re:I just care about one of them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Ha! As long as they don't demote Uranus.

      Don't worry! Based on the size of Uranus, it's in no danger of being considered minor.

  38. Only 10%? by Relic+of+the+Future · · Score: 1

    Only 10% voted? Mabye because most astronomers just don't care as much as the summer-starved media is hyping this?

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    1. Re:Only 10%? by RedWizzard · · Score: 1
      Only 10% voted? Mabye because most astronomers just don't care as much as the summer-starved media is hyping this?
      You're probably right about many astronomers just not caring, but the 10% figure is also misleading. The congress was 10 days long and the vote was held on the last day. Not everyone who had been at the congress was still there on the last day to vote.
  39. Re:Sorry, you, the parent, and the IAU are wrong by jpatters · · Score: 0

    There are not nine planets, there are probably hundreds. The voters at the IAU obviously had an emotional problem with there being more than a small number of planets, so they decided to dispense with science and permanently and arbitrarily cap the number of planets at eight. I say we ignore them.

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  40. I'm glad to see another sane person posting here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Another thing I'd add: why is everybody even listening to a socialist astronomer's union meeting in a former Soviet republic? Next thing, the UAW will be telling us a pickup truck isn't a truck anymore. Personally, I'll listen to American astronomers, who are good enough at their profession they don't need to join a substandard organization like the IAU.

  41. Re:OMG WTFC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, I have to rethink my teenage stoned idea that maybe the solar system was a neon atom in a beer sign. Now it's a flourine atom... It's just not as cool.

  42. In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    A later vote downgraded the Earth, Mars, Venus and Mercury to asteriod status due to insufficent mass to be considered a planet. A final vote at the end of the day declared that the gas giants can't be considered planets due to their lack of a solid surface. At the end of the conference it was found our solar system in fact had no planets. All members were pleased with the final result since we now have a firm definition of what consitutes a planet. We still have high hopes of finding a planet somewhere in the Universe. Next we plan to attack the question of what constitues life. All are anxcious to find if there is infact life in our solar system but the lack of planets leaves that in doubt.

  43. MOD UP (plus my own two cents) by GuyMannDude · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As s20451 points out, this has been a week full of idiotic bullshit. In a week where the JonBenet thing dominates the news, I think griping out Pluto getting a few minutes of coverage on the nightly news is really that much of a disaster.

    But unlike the JonBenet crap, this Pluto case actually touches on something that *is* interesting. I didn't RTFA (c'mon, this is slashdot!) but the summary sounds pretty familiar. As stated above, conservatives see this as one more example of how the pinko-commie-liberals are revising history. Conservatives believe strongly in tradition and the status quo and their belief is that change has to be justified. That is, there has to be a damn good reason to change things. This touches on some timely political issues in an indirect and hidden way.

    What concerns me, however, is that people consider this some sort of big chore to adjust their thinking that Pluto is no longer a planet. The quote from the summary is a prime example of this. The pundit complains "Hey, I've already done all that learning stuff. You mean I still have to continue to think and learn and possibily be open to new ideas once I'm an adult?" Yeah, I'm paraphrasing but I'm troubled by the idea that so many adults seem to have that learning ends once you're out of school. Think about it: it's really trivial to get it through your skull that Pluto isn't considered a planet anymore. But even this absolutely simple example of relearning draws groans from people who have a national stage to pontificate. What kind of example is this setting for our nation's youth? That it sucks to learn new stuff? That changing your mind in the face of new evidence is a chore that should be resisted and even hotly contested?

    Don't think about this news story as the simple redefinition of a celestial body. Look at this story as one more facit in the anti-learning, anti-intellectual course that our country is going down. Then it becomes a lot more "news for nerds, stuff that matters." Does it really matter that Pluto has been downgraded. No, probably not for most of us. But it does matter a hell of a lot that there seems to be this outcry to keep things the way they are simply for the sake of tradition.

    GMD

  44. Change in status means what, exactly? by MECC · · Score: 1

    Will pluto be studied differently as a result of the status change? Will it physical properties change? What's the big deal?

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    1. Re:Change in status means what, exactly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Will pluto be studied differently as a result of the status change?

      Possibly, if only from a PR perspective. I've heard arguments that it is easier to get funding to study a "planet" than a "trans-neptunian object".

      Of course, I'm not convinced that that's sufficient reason to not re-classify.

  45. Poor Mom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My Very Eager Mother Just Served Us Nothing

  46. Back in the day by ndansmith · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Gibson would've said the converse when they added Pluto:

    "I grew up with eight planets. Now some know-nothing radicle tells me there are nine? This 'planet' Pluto is nothing but a rock of ice in space."

    1. Re:Back in the day by east+coast · · Score: 1

      The difference is that Pluto was just being discovered at that point. The re-classification of this planet after 70 some years is nothing more than nonsense. This reclassification was not done out of a new piece of data, it was done out of a redefinition of the term that had been established for longer than the voters of this have lived. This would be much different if there was new data that would conflict with the old definition but this is in no way the case.

      This is the same type of intellectual masturbation that goes on among art snobs. It's petty and it's normally done by people who have very little to show for themselves yet sit on high and make grandiose decisions because they know they have no other opportunity to accomplish anything else noteworthy in their lives. Fucking pathetic.

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    2. Re:Back in the day by Jugalator · · Score: 2, Insightful
      This reclassification was not done out of a new piece of data

      Wasn't it? I thought the talk started as so many TNO's were discovered in the Kuiper belt. Where some were almost like Pluto clones too. But maybe you would've rather had these added to our solar system instead. Or maybe you wouldn't want any change at all, proposing a static solar system model and being blind to observations made after 1930 saying e.g. Pluto is pretty much a caught Kuiper belt object. Heck, in the 30's, people hadn't even direct evidence of the Kuiper belt with the first object found in 1992, and you complain about a lack of new data. :-p

      A lack of new definition would've left all those TNO's as objects without official definitions and scientists never liked undefined but identified objects, ever.
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    3. Re:Back in the day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck it then. Let's just call every insignificant space rock a planet no matter how large, what it orbits (if anything), what type of orbit it has or what its composition is. All stellar objects would become planets, including stars, black holes, comets, dust particles...everything. It sounds like your ideal scenario since we'd instantly have a classification for everything.

      Scientist 1: "Wait, what is this enormous, strange, pulsing, time-bending, light spewing nebulous object that I've found?"
      Scientist 2: "Oh that, it's just a planet."

      My god, it's full of planets...

    4. Re:Back in the day by east+coast · · Score: 1

      Wasn't it? I thought the talk started as so many TNO's were discovered in the Kuiper belt. Where some were almost like Pluto clones too.

      Oh, so if you find a bunch of objects that are like another object that gives cause to reclassification? Get real. Does this mean that if we find a star with 75 gas giants we can no longer call them planets because there's so many of them? Please.

      But maybe you would've rather had these added to our solar system instead.

      What's the harm? At least we wouldn't be bickering about a standard that has been around for centuries and without any real cause. This is the kind of stuff you come up with when it's a slow day around the office.

      Pluto is pretty much a caught Kuiper belt object.

      No, Pluto is a sun caught object. A "caught object" orbits what catches it, that's the point of calling it a "caught object" in the first place. Or hasn't the IAU come up with their own definition of this commonly accepted term for you to follow by?

      Heck, in the 30's, people hadn't even direct evidence of the Kuiper belt with the first object found in 1992, and you complain about a lack of new data.

      Again, just because you find many of an object doesn't mean that the series of objects should be reclassified. You know, the asteroid belt isn't too much different than the Kuiper belt. Infact, they were considering turning Ceres into a plant... Hmm... maybe earth and mars aren't planets either now! what do you think of that? I think that kind of thinking is petty and stupid. The IAU has had ample time to define a planet on their own terms.

      A lack of new definition would've left all those TNO's as objects without official definitions and scientists never liked undefined but identified objects, ever.

      Yeah, that's why the IAU sat on their hands for years on this matter. Get real.

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    5. Re:Back in the day by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      This is the same type of intellectual masturbation that goes on among art snobs.

      Oh, do shut up. As this poster already pointed out, they thought Pluto was a lot larger when it was discovered. If discovered today it wouldn't be called a planet, and it probably wouldn't have been back then either, if they'd had more accurate data. Insisting on continuing to call Pluto out of nostaliga is what is snobby.

    6. Re:Back in the day by east+coast · · Score: 1

      You've completely missed what's going on here apparently. The AUI is the ones that until about three days ago had no problem calling it a planet. The AUI has had more than enough time (and data) to define both a planet and classify Pluto. So, do shut up and don't blame me for what the AUI has done.

      If their classification of a planet served any scientific reason they would have done it decades ago... when we had the same data we do today about Pluto.

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    7. Re:Back in the day by Zarel · · Score: 1
      Oh, so if you find a bunch of objects that are like another object that gives cause to reclassification? Get real.
      Replace "bunch of objects" with "asteroid belt" and "another object" with "Ceres". It isn't that absurd.
      Again, just because you find many of an object doesn't mean that the series of objects should be reclassified. You know, the asteroid belt isn't too much different than the Kuiper belt. Infact, they were considering turning Ceres into a plant... Hmm... maybe earth and mars aren't planets either now! what do you think of that? I think that kind of thinking is petty and stupid. The IAU has had ample time to define a planet on their own terms.
      I have no idea what you are trying to say here; could you please explain it more clearly?
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    8. Re:Back in the day by east+coast · · Score: 1

      Replace "bunch of objects" with "asteroid belt" and "another object" with "Ceres". It isn't that absurd.

      Really? Because the IAU considered making Ceres a planet recently too. Who's absurd here?

      BTW: By the strictest IAU standards, Neptune is no longer a planet. HAND, YHBT (by the IAU!). Things that make you go Hmmm?

      I have no idea what you are trying to say here; could you please explain it more clearly?

      I'm saying that the truth about the size, satellite and the orbit of Pluto has been known for decades, so why does the IAU feel a sudden change of heart? Until you can face the fact that the UIA has been so wishy washy on the matter and that a vast majority of the UIA even had a part in this can you accept the fact that the IAU is little more than a sham. I, for one, feel no scientific reason to abide by the IAU's last minute consideration of what a planet is as anymore scientific than the ponderings of a 12 year old. It's certainly of the same caliber.

      The more I hear about the UIA and their "standards" the more I realize that Kary Mullis was right about the scientific community being a shambles. Granted, not everything the man says have absolute validity but in the case of the current goings on in the UIA he's as clear as the summer sun.

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    9. Re:Back in the day by east+coast · · Score: 1

      Sorry for the typos, in advance.

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    10. Re:Back in the day by Zarel · · Score: 1
      Really? Because the IAU considered making Ceres a planet recently too. Who's absurd here?
      When I said, "It isn't that absurd", I meant that it isn't that absurd for a planet to be downgraded to something else, as Ceres was.

      I'm saying that the truth about the size, satellite and the orbit of Pluto has been known for decades, so why does the IAU feel a sudden change of heart?
      Because they realized Pluto was one of many Kuiper Belt Objects. Well, the truth about the size, satellite and orbit of Ceres had been known for... um... a year when they discovered it was just one of many asteroids, so it's at least plausible.

      I'm not saying that it was a good decision, merely that it isn't as absurd as you make it seem.
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    11. Re:Back in the day by east+coast · · Score: 1

      When I said, "It isn't that absurd", I meant that it isn't that absurd for a planet to be downgraded to something else, as Ceres was.

      Ceres was never considered a planet, it was never downgraded.

      Because they realized Pluto was one of many Kuiper Belt Objects.

      No, according to the "new" definition of planet the fact that Pluto is by or part of the Kuiper Belt is no more relevant than Neptune's orbital path in concordance to the same! Why is this something that has eluded people here? Even hack institutes like MSNBC are running commentary on this. And exactly how large is a local neighborhood and how clear is clear? Every planet has captured objects that exist at fixed points because of libration points. Does that make the "local neighborhood" "unclear"? If it does than our sun doesn't have a single planet! More absurdity in the very definition itself.

      And let's be honest, how much do we know about the Kuiper Belt? Exactly what is the population of objects within Pluto's "local neighborhood" that disqualifies it? My guess is that there is very little data to these "facts" and that there is no valid distinction between Neptune and Pluto based on the "new definition".

      Well, the truth about the size, satellite and orbit of Ceres had been known for... um... a year when they discovered it was just one of many asteroids, so it's at least plausible.

      What's plausible? What does the existence of Ceres and our data on it have to do with Pluto? I think you've seriously misread my postings. The only thing I had to say about Ceres is that just a week ago it was being considered for planetary status. This didn't change until they suddenly pulled this definition of planets out of their collective asses.

      I'm not saying that it was a good decision, merely that it isn't as absurd as you make it seem.

      Actually it is because if they want to be hard-nose about this and defy the currently accepted order of things (for no good reason) this is going to lead to challenge after challenge of the planetary status of Pluto, Neptune, Ceres, Planet X, etc etc... If you think the media hype of this instance was bad wait until some of the real hairs get split and people start to make a mockery out of this "scientific institute" (and rightfully so).

      This decision is short sighted and is only going to lead to more issues in the future. Had they let sleeping dogs lie they could have gotten away with simply shrugging when people come to them and complain about people who do/don't consider Pluto a planet. Instead they're going to have to uphold an artificial and flawed standard. I'm going to laugh the entire time while the public relations with yet another scientific institution suffer due to self-important pricks, needing to feel good about themselves, fucking up what was once a completely acceptable system.

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  47. This is a change in definition, not in knowledge by alienmole · · Score: 4, Informative

    We stopped believing that the Earth is flat because better observations and measurements of the Earth contradicted the definition of "flat". However, what they're doing with Pluto is changing the definition of "planet". This is an entirely arbitrary process, and the definition they've come up with is entirely arbitrary. It has much less to do with science than with human psychology.

    The people who want to stick with Pluto as a planet are at least as rational and justified in their belief as the people who want to change it.

  48. It's got nothing to do with "science" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Let's see what a real American scientist has to say about this debacle:

    Ignoring for the moment, once again, that it's silly to try to scientifically define a class of objects that are really only defined culturally, these definitions are still unsatisfying to me.


    So now, tell me what the IAU decalaration is if not an out-and-out attack on American culture. There is nothing "scientific" about the radical leftist politics of the IAU.

    1. Re:It's got nothing to do with "science" by Shimmer · · Score: 1

      You do realize that many important "classes of objects" (i.e. taxonomies) don't have clear boundaries, right? For instance, the notion of a "species" is fuzzy and very culture-dependent. Yet it's an important scientific concept and one that is far from "silly".

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  49. Check it yourself! by mangu · · Score: 2, Informative

    Look in the 'dead tree file' "Astrophysics with a PC", by Paul Hellings.

    Item 4.7.3. "The case of Pluto and Neptune" explains why they will never collide, and gives the source code for implementing the simulation. Sorry, it's in BASIC, but you can easily reimplement it in Perl or Python, or whatever your favourite langage is, it's just one page of code.

  50. Shazbot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Silly humans and your "Earth definitions".

    ~ Anonymous Alien

  51. Oh yeah -- makes the Moon a dwarf planet... by Dr.+Zowie · · Score: 1

    Almost forgot: Earth's Moon probably qualifies as a "dwarf planet" by definition (2). That is to say, it is (by many measures) in orbit about the Sun rather than the Earth, and it has not cleared its orbital vicinity (the Earth is nearby).

    The Moon is in orbit about the Sun in the sense that the Sun exerts more force on the Moon than does the Earth. Viewed from above the solar system, the Moon's orbit is never concave out (away from the Sun), it is always concave in. The Earth just happens to be perturbing the orbit some.

    1. Re:Oh yeah -- makes the Moon a dwarf planet... by aweinert · · Score: 1

      The center of gravity of the Earth-Moon system is inside the Earth. Therefore it is a satillite of earth. Also, from the reference frame of the earth the orbit is practically circular. And the rotation of the Moon has an equal period as its revolution around earth, do to tidal forces and such.

    2. Re:Oh yeah -- makes the Moon a dwarf planet... by Ignorant+Aardvark · · Score: 1

      Basically what you just described would mean that there are no moons, only lots and lot of planets.

    3. Re:Oh yeah -- makes the Moon a dwarf planet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Earth's Moon probably qualifies as a "dwarf planet" by definition (2). That is to say, it is (by many measures) in orbit about the Sun rather than the Earth, and it has not cleared its orbital vicinity (the Earth is nearby).
      You are being ridculous. The Moon clearly orbits the Earth and is clearly a satelite of the Earth. Just because you can also consider it to orbit the Sun does not qualify it as a dwarf planet.
  52. I think it's great that Pluto's downgraded... by gzunk · · Score: 1

    Because it means that no Americans will have discovered any planets in our solar system :-)

  53. Pluto/Neptune by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Pluto is not a planet because it hasn't cleared Neptune out of it's orbit path,
    does that mean Neptune also isn't a planet because it similarly hasn't cleared Pluto out of it's orbit path?

  54. Just an odd thought by a professor of math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can we demote islands too?

  55. Seems to me they went about this backwards... by _Quinn · · Score: 1

    shouldn't they have defined a planet as, "In the Solar System, one of [Mercury,...,Pluto]; out of the solar system, a celestial body ....", where the second clause is something along the lines of "spherical from its own gravity and not orbiting another planet." The subcategory of "double planet" could be defined by the barycenter being outside of either planet; the subcategory "dwarf planet" would, quite frankly, probably be arbitrary and something like "smaller than Mercury." You could then also have "minor planets" that are "smaller then Pluto."

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  56. Planet or not... by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1

    Pluto's orbit remains blissfully unchanged. I'm sure the Sun's classification has changed more than a few times in some alien lexicon. And yet we continue to put our shoes on in the morning.

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  57. Wait, was he being serious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At first I thought for sure he was joking. It sounds pretty rediculous, but then again, this is Fox News so you never know. So I looked at some of his other "Words". Holy shit, I noticed, it looks like he's serious and is just retarded.

    His other "Words" include:
    -"NSA Wiretapping Program Not Strictly Legal, But Strictly Necessary" (wtf?)
    -"Lieberman's Likely Win Will Be Embarrassing for Democrats" (Lieberman lost)
    -"Jimmy Carter at it Again" (again, wtf?)
    etc.

    His most recent "Word" talks about how the JonBenet case is the most important news story in America. Suddenly I realize that Steven Colbert is much closer to reality than I originally thought.

  58. Whaddya mean there's no reason to unlearn it? by Kabuthunk · · Score: 1

    Of COURSE there's a reason to avoid 'unlearning' it.

    My Very Excellent Mother Just Made Us Nice Pie.

    What about the pie?!? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE PIE?!?

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    1. Re:Whaddya mean there's no reason to unlearn it? by Kabuthunk · · Score: 1

      *ahem* SERVED us nice pie. Not made... served. My bad.

      But the fact remains that I won't be able to consol myself with pie after this... since they're RIPPING IT AWAY FROM US ALL!

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  59. Damn... by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 1
    President still fucking Goofy.
    ...poor Goofy. I'm sure Disney will sick their lawyers on this President guy when they find out about this.
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    1. Re:Damn... by ouchthathurt · · Score: 1

      It's "sic" ferchrissakes. Or this another one of those namespace things?

  60. My problem with the definition. by aweinert · · Score: 1

    I was writing my beef with the definition, then I realized it included "...is in orbit around the Sun...", rendering my point about the definition not working for extrasolar planets having odd orbits moot. So anyways, heres the link to the IAU press release:
    IAU

  61. There is no scientific reason to unlearn by FhnuZoag · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Much as I dislike Fox, the guy does have a point - the definition of 'planet' has absolutely no use whatsoever in science. If we are modelling the solar system, we add in objects of large mass, whether they are planets, moons, or asteroids, or whatever, depending on how much sensitivity is required. Stopping Pluto from being a planet makes no difference. Sure, it makes 'planet' more consistent. But no one in the science world truly cares. The facts of the world here in fact have not changed. Only nomenclature has.

    The idea of planets is really only meaningful in the political or cultural sphere, since it's more interesting to say that we are going to send man to another planet than to just another random rock. It's also useful in education, because we ask our kids to learn the names of the planets, not every body that orbits the sun. There is really very little useful value in writing new textbooks here.

    1. Re:There is no scientific reason to unlearn by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      The facts of the world here in fact have not changed. Only nomenclature has.

      Right. So why is anyone bothered that scientists have now defined the meaning of planet, and it doesn't include Pluto? The facts of the world haven't changed.

      The idea of planets is really only meaningful in the political or cultural sphere, since it's more interesting to say that we are going to send man to another planet than to just another random rock.

      So no one cared that we sent men to that lump of rock known as the moon, because it isn't a planet?

    2. Re:There is no scientific reason to unlearn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Right. So why is anyone bothered that scientists have now defined the meaning of planet, and it doesn't include Pluto? The facts of the world haven't changed.

      Maybe because Pluto was the only planet discovered by an American?

    3. Re:There is no scientific reason to unlearn by tubapro12 · · Score: 1

      I agree with some additional reasons...

      A planet isn't a broad enough definition in my mind. While the size of a rock in space does pertain to its ability to contain Earth-like life it probably isn't too related to the actual ability to have any life. Suppose we do encounter other life out there who originate on a moon. More than likely they'll think of that moon as their planet.

      On the other hand, imagine (just imagine, don't argue) that some other life developed on a gas giant (which shouldn't be impossible in theory, assuming the proper chemicals are present together in the atmosphere, not that they would necessarily need to be the same as the ones we know as organic chemicals...). And of course being the one single-viewed lifeforms all known life seems to be now, they think other forms of life would probably come from gas giants. Therefore, over looking Earth-like planets referring to them as dwarf rocks or something of the type...

      Anyhow that's my two bits.

    4. Re:There is no scientific reason to unlearn by 10101001+10101001 · · Score: 1
      Much as I dislike Fox, the guy does have a point - the definition of 'planet' has absolutely no use whatsoever in science.


      Right. Exactly the reason why he should have never learned that Pluto was a planet in the first place. Then he'd not have to worry about unlearning it. Seriously, there's very little "science" involved in naming *anything*. It just happens that they took a lot of astronomers and gave them the chance to express an opinion. If people still want to call Pluto a planet, more power to them. But it's silly to not acknowledge the legitimitacy of many of the complaints of calling Pluto a planet. So, in the end, you'll have a reason to update the text books, to note the many people who voted for a new scheme that no one is forced to adhere to.
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    5. Re:There is no scientific reason to unlearn by petermgreen · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The facts of the world here in fact have not changed. Only nomenclature has.
      well what has actually happened is that nomenclature has caught up with the facts. The new(ish) fact is that there is a big belt of pluto like objects in similar orbits to pluto. The final straw came when it was discovered that pluto wasn't even the biggest in that belt.

      It's also useful in education, because we ask our kids to learn the names of the planets, not every body that orbits the sun. There is really very little useful value in writing new textbooks here.
      well you could say there is very little value in teaching our kids the makeup of the solar system at all. After all its not as though any significant number of people leave earth and the only bodies with significant impact on everyday life are the sun and moon.

      what we have really discovered here is that pluto was not a one of a kind in a pretty unique orbit but part of a belt of very similar lumps of rock. School textbooks talk about the asteroid belt but not ceres in particular. Similarly they should talk about the kuiper belt but not pluto in particular.

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    6. Re:There is no scientific reason to unlearn by rynthetyn · · Score: 1

      what we have really discovered here is that pluto was not a one of a kind in a pretty unique orbit but part of a belt of very similar lumps of rock. School textbooks talk about the asteroid belt but not ceres in particular. Similarly they should talk about the kuiper belt but not pluto in particular.

      I'm not sure what school textbooks you read when you were in school, but I certainly seem to remember my textbooks talking about the asteroid belt and then discussing Ceres in particular. I tend to hold that it doesn't matter whether it's part of a larger belt or not, if it's large enough that it's round due to gravity, then it counts.

      This whole argument doesn't seem to be so much about science as it is about politics within the astronomical community, and it all seems to come down to what's in school textbooks or what might wind up in school textbooks, and that's not how you're supposed to do science.

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    7. Re:There is no scientific reason to unlearn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does Pluto being in a belt of Pluto like objects have to do with anything? What does it matter if there are a hundred planets in the solar system or eight? Geez, do you consider only the Nile and Amazon the only two rivers in the world because if you started counting things like the Mississippi you'd have to include the Danube, the Yellow, the Congo, etc?

      This new definition is a farce because has no application outside our own solar system. These scientists who voted admit that coming up with a definition that would be applicable to extra-solar objects was not a concern of theirs. They were only concerned with coming up with some string of words which would keep Pluto, Ceres, et al. out of planethood because of their personal feelings that only Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune are planets, not because of any scientific objective analysis.

      Further, the definition is ambiguous. What exactly is an "immediate neighborhood"? Where does it begin? Where does it end? Pluto and Neptune pass pretty close to one another, some might say within each others "immediate neighborhood", so perhaps Neptune isn't a planet either, it hasn't even been able to clear it's immediate neighborhood of puny Pluto and Charon! Or what about the Sun and Mercury? Mercury has a pretty eccentric orbit and passes pretty close to that big burning ball of gas, which Mercury has yet to clear it's neighborhood of. I don't see how Mercury could be a planet either.

      This just goes to show that scientists as smart and educated as they may be are completely illogical and way too emotional, just like most people.

    8. Re:There is no scientific reason to unlearn by yakovlev · · Score: 1
      What part of:
      The idea of planets is really only meaningful in the political or cultural sphere
      makes you think that the general public would not be concerned if scientists have redefined the meaning of a planet? It's scientists who should not care about changing the definition of a planet. The general public cares a great deal, as these scientists are redefining their culture.
    9. Re:There is no scientific reason to unlearn by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      makes you think that the general public would not be concerned if scientists have redefined the meaning of a planet? It's scientists who should not care about changing the definition of a planet. The general public cares a great deal, as these scientists are redefining their culture.

      Well, is the scientists' primary concern what terminology they use, or just redefining it for popular culture? If the latter, I would agree, but if the former, I don't think that should be overridden by popular culture; who cares that some non-scientists insist Pluto should be a planet?

      Should scientific changes really not be made, if it affects popular culture?

    10. Re:There is no scientific reason to unlearn by rifter · · Score: 1

      If people still want to call Pluto a planet, more power to them. But it's silly to not acknowledge the legitimitacy of many of the complaints of calling Pluto a planet.

      Whatever. In my eyes this whole fiasco has been one big troll designed to get people to pay attention to obscrure astronomers by pissing them off. It's chic to claim Pluto is not a planet. It makes them feel cool. There have always been Pluto-haters who just want to advocate a contrarian view in a field where there's just not nearly enough controversy to get people interested. And then like another poster pointed out there are the people that want to take a jab at America for whatever reason by reducing the number of "accepted" discoveries and inventions we have, even if it means transplanting Bell to Canada and Einstein back to Germany - or France.

      What they did was inflammatory, they knew it, and their methods seem far from scientific. It would be simple enough to define a planet in such a way that the "previously accepted" planets were included. But they wanted to mess with Pluto again. And look how they build the suspense -- "Pluto's not a Planet" -- "No it's a planet and we have 12 planets now" -- "No that means we have thousands of planets -- Pluto's not a planet." How long has it been since an astronomical convention, or just about anything astronomers have to say, has made it to the front page, much less been burning up the front page for weeks on end? It's blatant manipulation. Screw 'em.

  62. Never should've been a planet anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Guys, it's called science, and science revises itself over time to accomodate new data. Gravitational perturbations of Neptune first led astronomers to seek a ninth planet. When Tombaugh found it in 1930 Pluto was thought to be Earth-sized and similarly massive. Over the decades its size and mass kept getting revised downward as new scientific discoveries were made. The perturbations turned out to not exist-- another example of science refining itself.

    Now we've discovered UB313, Sedna, Ixion, Quoar and others, and it's clear that Pluto's only the most prominent representative of the Kuiper belt, just as Ceres is the most prominent member of the asteroid belt. The media that are causing this furor are ignorant of the real issues involved and seem merely interested in running stories about Mrs. Johnson's 3rd grade class being upset about Mickey's dog.

    Pluto is still there. It's still the same size and mass it always was, and New Horizons is still going to visit it. But it never would be called a planet if it were discovered today.

    1. Re:Never should've been a planet anyway by MisaDaBinksX4evah · · Score: 1

      Guys, it's called science

      A vote on an arbitrary definition is not "science." It's politics.

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    2. Re:Never should've been a planet anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A vote on an arbitrary definition is not "science." It's politics.

      Except it's not arbitrary, so you have no point.

    3. Re:Never should've been a planet anyway by MisaDaBinksX4evah · · Score: 1

      Except it's not arbitrary

      How is it not arbitrary? If it's not arbitrary, does that mean the definition that 40% of the voters were calling for is arbitrary and this definition isn't? I think not. The line at which the definition for planet is drawn is arbitrary and has nothing to do with science.

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  63. Be careful about this Barycenter thing by gzunk · · Score: 1

    Because Jupiters barycenter with the Sun is outside the Sun. Therefore perhaps Jupiter isn't a planet, but part of a Star - Failed Star binary?

  64. Like I said before... by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1

    ...this decision is hogwash.

  65. Re:OMG WTFC by Kesch · · Score: 1

    Ok, I'm stumped. Where are you getting an extra electron from? On my periodic table we just went from Flourine to Oxygen (even less cool).

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  66. Doesn't just apply to planets... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see where Mr. Gibson is coming from. Why unlearn stuff that I learned as a kid just because times change?

    Not only that, but the classificationistas don't even stop at planets. Whatever happened to the countries of Zaire, the Soviet Union, and Kampuchea? You mean to tell me my elementary school geography is irrelevant now? I refuse to accept this Prague decision, and I, for one, will continue to call Pluto, Zaire, and anything else I learned as a kid the same as I always have regardless of what some crazy people in Czechoslovakia say.

  67. accuracy vs simplicity by AxemRed · · Score: 1

    They didn't meet up an simply say, "oh, I think we're going to demote Pluto." They made a definition of a planet and Pluto didn't fit it. Why should we have re-learn the planets? We should do it for the sake of accuracy. If you have a problem with the new definition of a planet, argue about that. But don't bitch and moan that some kind of exception should be made for Pluto just because "it's always been that way."

  68. This is a plot by textbook publishers by freddie · · Score: 1

    Who else thinks that this is a plot by textbook publishers so they can make all schools, students, profesors, etc. have to buy new textbooks and reference materials?

    They couldn't create new planets earlier on, so they figure out taking one away will have the same result for their purposes, so they try taking one away.

  69. PARENT IS NOT A TROLL by Tim_sama · · Score: 0

    The article the parent links to may not be all that technical, but it gave me a chuckle or two, and is definitely worth a look at. C'mon, people. Think before you mod Troll.

  70. The Earth is flat by LRBenson · · Score: 1

    I learned a long time ago that people believe the Earth was flat, I sticking with that.

  71. Way to end the debate by Aqws · · Score: 5, Funny

    I know of a way to end this debate once and for all, lets blow up pluto

    1. Re:Way to end the debate by chris.evans · · Score: 1

      Blow it up and make a bunch of little moonlets!

  72. Gotcha by Wiseman1024 · · Score: 1

    and a good gotcha at it. This guy needs +5 something.

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  73. When you wish upon a star... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lawyers from the firm Huey, Dewey and Louie, speaking for the defendant, pronounced the Pluto decision "kinda Goofy". "Is Pluto too Mickey-Mouse to even qualify as a Minnie planet?", they opined. "Our client says that that designation would be just Ducky for him."

  74. Depends on the flavor by imthesponge · · Score: 1

    I never really liked apple pie.

  75. Here's another way to look at it; by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

    It's a title. Does changing the title change any physical, measurable characteristic?

    Of course not. That's why this argument is about the most worthless thing to be wasting time on. Who cares if it's a planet, a pluton, or an asteriod? One way or another, if you want to study it, you can.

    I suspect *that's* why so few people voted; They don't care what it's called.

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    1. Re:Here's another way to look at it; by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      It's not even changing a title. It's formally defining a title. Pluto was never a planet in the first place.

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    2. Re:Here's another way to look at it; by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes it was. Changing the definition so that Pluto is no longer a planet is one thing. Trying to claim that it was never a planet is another. The definition of planet was very loose, but it included Pluto.

    3. Re:Here's another way to look at it; by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      There was never a defintion of planet. The IAU finally created one. Pluto's not a planet. God, I hate Pluto fanboys.

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    4. Re:Here's another way to look at it; by Cytlid · · Score: 1

      I agree! I mean, I was gonna post a reply with "who cares" but you beat me to the punch. It's not like you'll see this conversation in the future:

        PersonA: Oh no! Pluto's gonna crash into the earth!
        PersonB: It's ok, it's not a real planet.

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  76. Anti-Fox bias at Slashdot showing in ridicule? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see a barrage of comments here ridiculing Fox News and their representative specifically, implying it is alternately laughable and pathetic to be opposed to the ruling.

    Yet from reading the article - several very prominent astronomers _agree_ that the ruling is bad.

    And most interestingly, out of 10'000 astronomers worldwide (according to Alan Stern, quoted), only 424 even took part in the vote - and the winning was by simple majority.

    Most justifying case, Pluto's status as a planet was changed because 4% of the world's astronomers voted for it.

    Least justifying case, Pluto's status as a planet was changed because 2% of the world's astronomers voted for it.

    Who looks ridiculous for ridiculing the opponents?

    And why bash Fox News - for reasons like this? Is it so difficult to find good reasons?

    It does not reflect very well on the posters here.

  77. Thanks a lot IAU... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You just f*cked up my in-house orrery model.

    (goes back to designing board)

  78. John Gibson represents the elderly old codger by Erectile+Dysfunction · · Score: 0

    rather aptly with his, "In my day, Pluto was a planet!" routine. Someone quickly find his article proclaiming that in his day there were four food groups, and he isn't changing his stance on the matter because some dictators at the food police said otherwise.

  79. This is not a scientific matter by McDrewbie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "It's an awful definition; it's sloppy science and it would never pass peer review - for two reasons." (from the first link) This isn't a scientific decision . . . it is merely a case of semantics and any decision either way is arbitrary. Naming something a planet or not naming it one does not change its properties. The decision to "demote" Pluto was a good one, for the sake of simplicity, otherwise as more Kuiper Belt objects were discovered, the number of planets would increase and increase and be unmanagable.

    1. Re:This is not a scientific matter by mypalmike · · Score: 1

      Naming something a planet or not naming it one does not change its properties.

      Over 100 posts and this appears to be the only one by someone with a clue. Well done.

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    2. Re:This is not a scientific matter by Anonymous+MadCoe · · Score: 1

      And also to protect the poor astrologers of the world...

      Took them a while to integrate the 9th planet into their "age old knowledge", turns out it's not a planet...

      On the other hand, if more planets were found, they would have a hard time explaining that thse are also use din their age old knowledge.......

  80. President Still fucking Goofy? by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
    Tackhead wrote:

    Pluto downgraded. President still fucking Goofy.

    Oh man - that was cruel! No I have the image of our retarded warmongering president banging Goofy in the poop chute. Eeeeewwww!!! Brrrr!!!! Ack! That's just so freakin' nasty - you've got some penance to do for that one...

    best,

    RS

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  81. Don't understand Stern's position by alphabetsoup · · Score: 1

    His first objection reads: Firstly, it is impossible and contrived to put a dividing line between dwarf planets and planets. It's as if we declared people not people for some arbitrary reason, like they tend to live in groups. I don't find it contrived at all. Asteroids are not called planets because of exactly similar reasons - there are simply too many of them in the same space. We even have precedent - Ceres was demoted 150 years back for exactly the same reason. Why should it be any special for Trans-Neptunian objects like Pluto ?

    Next he says that Earth, Mars, Jupiter and Neptune have not fully cleared their orbits. Earth has 10,000 near earth asteroids. Earth's diameter - 12,800 KM. Largest asteroids diameter is 20 km, most much lesser. Thats 0.1% of Earth's diameter - insignificant. Same thing goes for Jupiter - only Jupiter is nearly 12 times larger than earth and hence the percentage is even more insignificant. Also, Pluto is exactly not in the neighbourhood of Neptune. Its orbit is significantly tilted to the orbit of Neptune and hence outside Neptune's neighbourhood.

  82. My Very Easy Memory Jingle by robbak · · Score: 1

    An old lady on the radio last night reminded us of {on of} the standard memory aids:

    • My Very Easy Memory Jingle Seems Useful Naming Planets

    She suggested that it should become

    • My Very Easy Memory Jingle Seems Useless Now
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  83. 9planets.org? by deft · · Score: 2, Funny

    9planets.org?

    boy are they pissed. time to get a new domain eh?

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      The guy that owns 9planets.org used his crystal ball and secured 8planets.org on 26-Jun-2006 12:32:54 UTC. He even hedged his bet by securing 12planets.org on 16-Aug-2006 07:28:43 UTC.

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  84. Re:OMG WTFC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's just it - I was stoned. It never worked anyway.

  85. Don't call it a DWARF planet by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
    It prefers to be known as a "little" planet, thankyouverymuch.

    RS

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  86. information never changes... by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    While i agree with you that his reluctance to 'relearn' isnt a valid reason to refuse change, i do think that Pluto should remain classified as a planet.

    And if other bodies ( such as xena ) happen to fall under that same class and we have to start *adding* planets to the list, so be it.

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    1. Re:information never changes... by mysticgoat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And if other bodies ( such as xena )...

      Wow.

      That just sparked a minor epiphany. IIRC, Xena was a mortal woman who acquired the power to destroy the Gods. And now her namesake celestial body has demonstrated the similar power of destroying a planet named after one of those Gods, by stirring up a bunch of astronomical hot air many AU from its center of gravity. That's heavy, dude. I mean, isn't it amazing how reality recapitulates fiction?

      I think "Xena" should definitely become the official name of this planet-destroying roundish body that orbits about the Sun and is bigger than a breadbox but apparently is pretty friendly with its neighbors.

      Of course if the 4% of astronomers who decide such things find that Xena isn't all that tolerant of neighbors, then I guess it will become the nineth planet, eh?

    2. Re:information never changes... by mkiwi · · Score: 1
      I think "Xena" should definitely become the official name of this planet-destroying roundish body that orbits about the Sun and is bigger than a breadbox but apparently is pretty friendly with its neighbors.

      Xena (Lucy Lawless) is a lesbian warrior princess. Get your facts straight :-P

    3. Re:information never changes... by rifter · · Score: 1

      'I think "Xena" should definitely become the official name of this planet-destroying roundish body that orbits about the Sun and is bigger than a breadbox but apparently is pretty friendly with its neighbors.'

      Xena (Lucy Lawless) is a lesbian warrior princess. Get your facts straight :-P

      Are you saying that lesbian warrior princesses are not friendly to their neighbours? Especially if they have binoculars -- hello friends!

  87. Pluto is a planet by cubicledrone · · Score: 1

    Thank you.

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  88. Accept pluto, accept: what? by robbak · · Score: 1

    It's not just Xena, Charon and the asteroid Ceres: there are hudreds of pluto-like objects out there. If we created a definition that included pluto, then we would have to accept those hundreds of others.

    I don't know if that is a reasonable option

    So, what should they have done?

    • Left it undefined, and stated that there are nine planets, MVEMJSNP, despite what we know about the solar system. This option is ridiculous, but it seems to be what many are suggesting.
    • Create a definition which removes pluto, but include it for sentimental reasons. I don't think this idea is any better
    • Make a definition that includes pluto, and untold hundreds of other objects. That is chaos.
    • Abandon the word 'planet', and let the media use it to describe anything they wish. Then create their own, new nomenclature system that accurately describes the universe as we know it. This is sane, but maybe not elegant.
    • Define 'planet' according to our current knowledge, correcting the mistaken labelling of pluto in the process. This really is the only good option, and is the one they have taken.
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    1. Re:Accept pluto, accept: what? by Fordiman · · Score: 1

      I dunno. The term 'planet' is somewhat arbitrary; even if we have a definition of what a 'planet' is, the definition has to be kind of arbitrary. It's an anachronism, really. A throwback to old-world astronomy.

      So? Just frigging leave it, and make sure students know that 'planets' are called such because of the era in which they were discovered.

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    2. Re:Accept pluto, accept: what? by robbak · · Score: 1

      (OP Here)
      So, option 4: abandon the word. That was actually my preference, but I think it is less than ideal: somewhat of a easy-way-out.
      But their decision has had a great effect: It's got peopole talking and thinking about astronomy. Even if they think the IAU is wrong, at least they think: that's got to be a good thing.

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  89. It won't make a difference for textbook sales by jesterzog · · Score: 1

    Ever look at the price tag on a Textbook?, those things are expensive.

    Textbooks are expensive, but in my experience the majority of books that need to tell people how many planets are in the solar system are not textbooks. People who own astronomy textbooks already know how many planets there are, and most are likely to be more interested in the fact that Pluto is a small icy double-body in the outer solar system, than in whether people classify it as a planet. If anything, the new classification will make it easier for textbook users, because it more cleanly groups the different types of bodies in the solar system... but any good textbook probably attended to that already.

    Books likely to need updating are common library books, and encyclopedias (which need updating frequently for all the other information they contain, anyway). In either case, the types of people who own and use these books aren't the types of people who would care a lot if it was out of date. If this decision has any influence on book sales (textbook or otherwise) I'd be very surprised, and I'm sure the book publishers know this too.

  90. No by jesterzog · · Score: 1

    They're not going to collide in the predictible future -- unless an unforseen force causes it. (Passing stars, or anything like that.) The easiest way to think of this is just to consider that you can quite easily hold two rings in an interlocking state, without the edges ever touching. The same is true for orbits. When a two dimensional ring is projected into three dimensional space, it's easy for them to cross-over without the edges actually meeting each other.

  91. More states, or less states? by User+956 · · Score: 1

    My friend and I had a theory that the politicians were waiting until we had 5 states to come in to the union at the same time

    The politicians in office don't want any more states. More states equals more competition for them in Washington. 5 more states equals 10 more senators, and god knows how many more representatives. If anything, they'd want to consolidate a few states. (i.e. Montana + Wyoming + Idaho). Power is only worth anything when it's exclusive.

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    1. Re:More states, or less states? by smidget2k4 · · Score: 1

      No more reps, reps are capped out. It would just lessen reps from other states, which I can also imagine them liking none-too-much.

  92. A modest proposal... by westcoaster004 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Alright here it is: we build a big "laser" and blast the planet/pluton/dwarf to smithereens. No Pluto = no controversy. All can, and will, be happy then. We can even get it a memorial plaque. It could say something like this:

    In memory of Pluto, 1930-2006
    Beloved 9th planet of our solar system, dwarf planet, and now intercosmic dust, we will remember you...

    1. Re:A modest proposal... by UglyTool · · Score: 1
      In memory of Pluto, 1930-2006 Beloved 9th planet of our solar system, dwarf planet,

      and now intercosmic dust, we will remember you...

      Thank you for that. It's the best laugh I've had today.

    2. Re:A modest proposal... by siderespector · · Score: 1

      Nice idea! But I have 2 objections:

      First of all - terraforming Mars requires vast amounts of water and other volatile chemicals. Just shooting down Pluto that way is an enormous waste of volatiles. Much better to bash Pluto onto Mars!

      Secondly - the major error by IAU is not by demoting Pluto (that's one of the minor ones). The major error is by defining a planet by parameters that are very hard to measure and be sure of. The intention of the voters was to say: we have 8 planets, and that's the end of it! Except that the criteria of what's a planet makes it impossible to say whether they're speaking truth or not, and it's impossible to say whether a newly discovered body is a planet. Bashing Pluto might be fine (or bashing Chiron onto Mars is my favourite), but that won't be the end of that battle!

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  93. Neptune and Pluto by robbak · · Score: 3, Informative

    As an interesting extension, it could be argued that Neptune has also 'cleared' its orbit. Pluto is locked into a 3:2 orbit with Neptune, and this is fixed by Neptune's gravity. Neptune has forced Pluto into a stable orbit WRT itself, and so has cleared its orbit.
    Correct decision, IAU, well done

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    1. Re:Neptune and Pluto by Teancum · · Score: 1

      Of course Venus is locked into a 5:8 orbit with the Earth. Does that also demote Venus to dwarf planet status? Or the Earth?

      Do this math:

      25 x 117 (Earth days in a Venus solar day) = 2925 days
      5 x 584 (Earth days between conjunction of Earth and Venus) = 2920 days
      8 x 365 (Earth days in one solar year on Earth) = 2920 days

      Of course this has not been fully explained by scientific theories, but it does suggest gravitational influence between these two "planets". The sidreal connection between the Earth and the rotation of Venus is even more peculiar as the Earth seems to have a tidal lock on the rotation speed of Venus, as viewed by an observer on the surface of Venus. The Earth seems to have the same spot in the sky throughout the whole Venusian day.

      The Neptune/Pluto resonance is hardly the only one in the Solar System, and the current IAU definition won't work when still stranger situations appear with extra-solar planets. It is a flawed definition.

    2. Re:Neptune and Pluto by robbak · · Score: 1

      True: I didn't think of that at the time. Yes, they could have done better with the definition: Although maybe it will be further fleshed out, and the definitions of the terms used clarified (what do they mean by 'cleared?, for example.) Still, no definiton of a planet that maintains sanity will include the first of the kupiter belt objects to be discovered (ie, Pluto)

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    3. Re:Neptune and Pluto by khallow · · Score: 1

      As an interesting extension, it could be argued that Neptune has also 'cleared' its orbit. Pluto is locked into a 3:2 orbit with Neptune, and this is fixed by Neptune's gravity. Neptune has forced Pluto into a stable orbit WRT itself, and so has cleared its orbit. Correct decision, IAU, well done

      No. I disagree. It could be argued, but it doesn't logically follow from the IAU's recent definition of planet. Pluto doesn't actually cross Neptune's orbit. If you consider a small tube neighborhood around Pluto's orbit, aside from Charon, nothing remotely close to Pluto's mass ever enters that neighborhood. By any reasonable consideration, that arbitrary neighborhood is cleared. Being fixed in its orbit by the gravity of a larger body isn't part of the definition. I saw reasonable mechanisms for defining "orbital neighborhood", but the IAU didn't do that. So until that definition is nailed down, most of these complaints are valid. You can literally interprete most planets as not being planets because they haven't cleared small scraps of matter from their orbits. It's consistent with the IAU definition. Or you can interprete Pluto as being a planet (perhaps the other dwarf planets too, depending on their orbital dynamics) as being a planet because it does clear it's orbital neighborhood. The IAU did a bad job.
  94. funny numbers? by PhysicsPhil · · Score: 1

    There were 2,700 astronomers in Prague during that 10-day period. But only 10% of them voted this afternoon.

    The low voter turnout is hardly a surprise. Most scientists would not go for the entire conference, and most of them have probably got better things to do than quibble about the status of Pluto. I saw an interview on TV from one astronomer who had been at the conference that week, but didn't stay for the vote. He commented that the room in which the vote was held typically held ~400 people.

  95. Trivial Pursuit by theeddie55 · · Score: 1

    I'll have to get a new set of questions for my trivial pursuit now, one of the cards asks how many planets are in our solar system.

  96. Most people don't know the planets any way. by SupremoMan · · Score: 1

    Why cry about the change? Most people don't even know all the planets. Today my girlfriend, hoping to impress me no doubt, remarked, "Did you hear that Pluto is not a planet anymore?" To this I said, "Yes I did, so how many planets does that leave us with?" The silence was deafening.

    1. Re:Most people don't know the planets any way. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      You need a smarter girlfriend.

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    2. Re:Most people don't know the planets any way. by SupremoMan · · Score: 1

      No I don't, she makes enough money :-)

  97. better definitions needed by gsn · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I'd agree with the posters that say we'd need an accurate classification - as the BBC article points out this adopted classification is ridiculous. So was the previous one which was mostly a) b) and c). Let me elaborate -

    The new definition has that a planet is
    (a) in orbit around a star or stellar remnants,
    (b) has sufficient mass for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that it assumes a hydrostatic equilibrium (nearly round) shape,
    (c) is not massive enough to initiate thermonuclear fusion of deuterium in its core, and
    (d) has cleared the neighbourhood around its orbit.

    Where do the problems begin - with a) what happens when we find systems that are orbiting tight binaries - they are not a single star, could satisfy b), c) and d) but wouldn't classify as planets. What about a system with objects satisfying b) c) and d) but around a brown dwarf. A black hole can be a stellar remnant - I'd not call something that satisfies b) c) and d) orbiting a black hole a planet. I'd call it mostly doomed.

    b) is terrible and it features in both defintions - an object with a high spin or a large system of moons can be in hydrostatic equilibrium, and can satisfy a) c) and d) but deviate from being spherical by a respectable amount. Atleast here you can define some quantitative deviation from being a sphere. An artifical limit on how spherical an object is stupid because there will be border line systems. You can still kida work with this one atleast.

    c) is fine and sensible and corresponds to well defined physical conditions and is the dividing line between brown dwarfs and stars - which makes me wonder what happens to brown dwarfs with this definition.

    d) As the BBC article points out the earth hasn't cleared its orbits and there are plenty of NEOs, all the Jovians have moons and rings (if anything these are more in the neighborhood of the planets orbit than asteroids), Jupiter has Trojans and Damocloids. If Pluto crosses Neptunes object last I checked yes Pluto hasn't cleared its object but neither has Neptune. Do you select which one remains a planet on the basis of mass. What if the less massive object was more spherical?

    Only a limit based on hydrogen fusion in the core is clean. You can atleast qualify how spherical an object is even if a hard limit above which we call something spherical enough and below not spherical enough is stupid. Since its quantitative its more useful. I don't see any particular reason to limit things to a single star or stellar remnants. This is flaky - make it in orbit around a system thats actively undergoing nuclear fusion or something. Theres just no way to use this neighborhood definition so toss it.

    I think the problem here is the IAU is hell bent on saving what we traditionally think of as planets without adding too many.


    Professor Iwan Williams, the IAU's president of planetary systems science, commented: "Pluto has lots and lots of friends; we're not so keen to have Pluto and all his friends in the club because it gets crowded.


    Sounds vaguely racist ...er planetist.

    The point is that planets are not that special and there are probably a lot of them out there. The only thing special about this one is that we are in it. Sorry if that seems anthropic. Stars are definetly not special and there are probably a lot of planetary systems out there. If the worry is that we have to change what we have to teach kids and we don't want them to memorize 100 objects then I'd argue that they ought to be learning a consistent defintion of what a planet and a star is instead. If they can name any 10 in our solar system they get ten points and can move on to the next question. Which is can than name a few other planetary systems. I don't think you are going to lose interest in astronomy by not emphasizing the nearest planet - not as long as you can take them to an 8 inch scope even and show you Jupiter's moons and Saturns rings.
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  98. Hey everyone - LOOK by geekoid · · Score: 1

    the vice president posts on /.!

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    1. Re:Hey everyone - LOOK by JFMulder · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but the Mickey Mouse president won't allow it.

  99. FOX News? by styryx · · Score: 1

    Fox isn't news, it's not, and I believe it entirely possible to sue them for false advertisement. Will everybody in America please do this now?!

    The thing with science, and i'm a scientist, is that although it is ALL about the strict classification of things in order for pursuit of the truth; we love tradition. There are things in science that are so pointlessly carried becuase of tradition. Here's the thing: We ALL learned Pluto was a planet. Well, that's just a label, and whether we call it a planet or the newly invented term "Gubla" which I shall go with (Pluto is a Gubla), is entirely irrelevant to Pluto. It changes absolutely nothing about anything, because no matter what you clasify it as, it will always be Pluto.

    It's not like we Holiday there. People love nostalgia, scientists especially. I think if we reclassify Pluto, but call it an 'Honourary Planet', then scientists and people of the world will love it regardless. In fact, I never heard anyone once step up to Pluto's defence until this: "Oh, it's not a planet anymore" BS came about, so why do we love it now.

    I guess, ultimately, this entire thing can be viewed from the lesson of how people are willing to defend whatever they believe in, no matter whether it is right or wrong... Think about that!

  100. Ob. ftrma by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Fry: "Hey, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus." *laughs*
    Leela: "I don't get it."
    Professor: "I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all."
    Fry: "Oh. What's it called now?"
    Professor: "Urectum. Here, let me locate it for you."
    Fry: "Hehe, no, no, I think I'll just smell around a bit over here."

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  101. I got so worked up I wrote a song about it. by Jim+in+Buffalo · · Score: 3, Funny

    When I read that Pluto was being downgraded to "dwarf planet" status, I thought, "it'll always be Yuggoth to me," and I broke out in song...

    (Sing it to the tune of "Always a Woman to Me" by Billy Joel)

    They can harp on its size
    They can call it a dwarf planet
    And they can say that it's wise
    To just keep on ignorin' it
    They can say it's remote
    And just too hard to see
    They can talk about Pluto
    But it'll always be Yuggoth to me

    No, the Mi-Go are far
    from concerned what we say to it
    Put your head in a jar
    And they'll fly you away to it
    And you'll learn how to speak
    Buzzing just like a bee
    Blame it all on Lovecraft
    'Cause it'll always be Yuggoth to me

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  102. FOX Un-News by overlordmead · · Score: 1

    John Gibson, Fox Newsie,... makes Americans looks stupid to the rest of the world.

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  103. I think they're mistaken. by argent · · Score: 1

    They say Pluto hasn't cleared its orbit. How do they know? Pluto's orbit doesn't actually intersect Neptune's, so the fact that it's eccentric enough to appear to cross on a plan view is irrelevant. Have they plotted enouh objects sharing Pluto's orbit to suggest that there are significantly more "Pluto Grazers" than there are "Earth grazers"?

    And the argument about Charon and Pluto and Charon's center of gravity (a common one brought up by pundits) also applies to earth... because the Moon's orbit is concave to the Sun at every point the Earth and the Moon are equally accurately described as sharing an orbit in synchrony. There's no significance to the relation between the center of gravity and the surface... that's an accident of orbital distance and the density of the objects. The Earth and the Moon are as much a double-planet system as Pluto and Charon are a double-"pluton" system.

    Not that astronomers have a monopoly over daft definitions. Zoological taxonomy is full of "if I call this a species I'll get tenure" decisions. Particularly among the entomologists.

  104. "Honk if Pluto is still a planet" direct link by chrisspurgeon · · Score: 1

    Here's the direct link to the "Honk if Pluto is still a planet" bumper sticker...
    http://www.cafepress.com/keepplutoaplane.71612518

  105. Re:OMG WTFC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Damn you, why didn't you provide links?!?!?1 I NEED to see that cat walks on its front feet story!

  106. Correcting your correction by nu1x · · Score: 1

    I don't get it.
    If you're being anal retentive, you should actually correct the person you're correcting :)

    100/2700*472=17.481..

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  107. Professional troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't take that post seriously at all. He can't be that stupid. It looks more like he is trolling for outrage. outrage == ratings. It is a formula FoxNews uses a lot.

  108. Pluto and Brontasaurus Haters Bite Me by gadlaw · · Score: 1

    You know, I'm real tired of these scientists taking out and changing things I know and accept. Pluto is the ninth planet and that's it. No 10 percent of a bunch of geeks attending a conference in some third world country is going to change the number of planets there are that revolve around the sun. Geeks attending a conference. Scientist geeks who have something against the planet Pluto. Probably the same geeky retards who tried to get the US to change to metric. Even the NASA scientists said this is bogus and I agree. And besides, I'm still steaming mad about whoever the heck it was that decided the Brontasaurus didn't exist anymore. Way to go douchbags, teach us about the Brontasaurus then long after I'm out of school say oops! Sorry, that's something else entirely, our bad. Right. No wonder so many Americans are willing to disbelieve evolution these days, the geek patrol nazi's can't seem to keep the same story.

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    1. Re:Pluto and Brontasaurus Haters Bite Me by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

      So, you'd rather believe lies than accept the idea that science makes mistakes?

      Interesting.

  109. Why you should unlearn it. by edunbar93 · · Score: 1

    Long ago I learned it was a planet and I see no reason to unlearn it. Why should I?

    How would you like to learn the names a dozen more planets? And that's just this year. You'll be learning a new planet every year from now on too, if you keep Pluto within the definition of a planet.

    Unlearning something is easy. Way easier than learning a whole lotta new things.

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    1. Re:Why you should unlearn it. by Sigma+7 · · Score: 1
      You'll be learning a new planet every year from now on too, if you keep Pluto within the definition of a planet.


      I'm willing to consider arguments where Pluto should be declared a non-planet because it is too small. I see where the argument is coming from, as Pluto has less than one-half the Radius of Mercury (thus being 1/8th the size.)

      Of course, since Mercury is still a planet because it is large enough, why are Ganymade, and Titan treated as moons rather than the planets that are? They are both larger than Mercury and are round enough to qualify.

      Based on Orbital Data, Mercury also has a large inclination and Eccentricity when compared to Venus through Neptune. If Pluto isn't a "normal" planet because of these reasons, Mercury shouldn't be either.
  110. Think of the Children... by JD-1027 · · Score: 1

    On a different note, another scientist friend of mine just told me his six-year-old daughter burst into tears when she found out Pluto isn't to be considered a planet anymore. :-(

    Oh crap, we've gone and forgotten to think of the children again.
  111. Submitter by torqer · · Score: 1

    I think the Submitter, Ix, has a vested interest in this situation. Nine is still a cool number in my books, and I'll still call you a planet if makes you feel better.

  112. Re:OMG WTFC by pnewhook · · Score: 1
    yes, and that bed is coming to your country soon. sadly.

    Only if your country happens to be rich in oil.

    And if your country happens to piss off the U.S., they'll come faster with trumped up WMD charges.

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  113. Poor Pluto. Victim of Globalization by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    The poor little guy has been downsized and outsourced to the Kuiper Belt.

  114. solar system abuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pluto is the door between 2 worlds - the one we know, and the one we don't. It divides our past from our future. It guards the threshold, historically, as well as physically. The Universe is a big cold place. We shouldn't be so frisky about kicking the door down.
    --pegfrompluto

  115. 'Long ago I learned it was a planet' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >> 'Long ago I learned it was a planet and I see no reason to unlearn it. Why should I?'

    Long ago we learned Earth was flat and saw no reason to unlearn it. So we burned those who thought otherwise. Same with Earth rotating the Sun.

    Either we repeat history and burn the Pluto heretics, or accept that this new definition matches closer with the actual truth.

    And what is so hard to accept about dwarf planets? There are dwarf and giant stars as well as gas giant planets. Why should there not be a definition for dwarf planets, when clearly they exist and we have a need to call these things suchs.

  116. Re:This is a change in definition, not in knowledg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
    However, what they're doing with Pluto is changing the definition of "planet". This is an entirely arbitrary process

    No actually, by allowing Pluto to remain a planet now that the Kuiper belt has been discovered would be changing the previously accepted "definition" of a planet

    Ceres was once a "planet" too. Discoverer Father Giuseppe Piazzi in 1801 was looking for a planet in the large gap between the orbits of Mars and Jupiter. A mathematic hypothesis existed at the time that a planet should be there. But Ceres was a planet for only a few months before other asteroid belt objects started being discovered. Ceres lost it's status because way back in 1801 - 1802 astronomers had the notion that a planet doesn't share its orbit with other like sized objects.

    Pluto was a "planet" for over 1/2 a century before it was discovered it wasn't a planet, just one of many objects in the Kuiper belt. Unfortunately that was a long enough time for even politicians and Fox news personalities to learn it was a "planet", and god knows those guys can't un-learn anything!

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  117. Re:This is a change in definition, not in knowledg by Duhavid · · Score: 1

    What was the previous definition?

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  118. Not everybody is a pinhead. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I was taught the correct pronunciation of Uranus was emphasizing the first syllable.

    That naturally doesn't stop the fuckwit tourists cracking asshole jokes everytime they visit the observatory and planetarium where I work.

    For some reason they expect me to roll around on the floor laughing, as if it's the first time I've ever heard that one, and they become quite grumpy when I just roll my eyes or stare blankly, or---my personal favorite---completely ignore the comment.

    Nobody intelligent sniggers about the name of a planet. If you plan to disagree then it may be time to think a little more about what I just said: "Nobody intelligent sniggers about the name of a planet."

    1. Re:Not everybody is a pinhead. by DrVomact · · Score: 0
      I was taught the correct pronunciation of Uranus was emphasizing the first syllable.

      Went to school fairly recently, did you? (Well, for me, 20 years ago would be recent...). Though one must grant some grudging respect to this plucky revisionist euphemism that attempts to rescue The Planet That Dare not Speak its Name from non-verbal obscurity, it fails because the euphemism-- "urine-os" is scarcely preferable to the alternative it seeks to supplant. Indeed, it's just a new variant of the joke.

      Nobody intelligent sniggers about the name of a planet. If you plan to disagree then it may be time to think a little more about what I just said: "Nobody intelligent sniggers about the name of a planet."

      Gosh, I repeated what you said to myself a dozen times, yet I feel not the slightest qualm about sniggering in your no doubt stern--but alas, virtual, face. Could it be that I am not intelligent? Maybe...but I think it has more to do with recognizing an obvious ad hominem attack when I see one.

      You sir, are clearly suffering from an excess of seriousness, and lack that sense of the absurd which is so essential in coping with today's world. I prescribe the following remedy that offers hope of a cure: find a DVD of of Jim Carrey's "Dumb and Dumber" and watch it over and over again until you are laughing uncontrollably.

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    2. Re:Not everybody is a pinhead. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Went to school fairly recently, did you?

      Nope. I was taught that pronunciation in school back in the early '60s, and then again at university in the early '70s.

      I prescribe the following remedy that offers hope of a cure: find a DVD of of Jim Carrey's "Dumb and Dumber" and watch it over and over again until you are laughing uncontrollably.

      And therein lies much of the problem: you are a Jim Carrey fan.

      I repeat: Nobody intelligent sniggers about the name of a planet. Teenagers of the recent generations and/or people educated by television do, but not intelligent people.
    3. Re:Not everybody is a pinhead. by brainburger · · Score: 1

      I was taught the correct pronunciation of Uranus was emphasizing the first syllable.

      Your Anus?

      Patrick Moore pronounces it 'Oor-a-nuss'. Is that what you mean?

      The trouble with this is that the word 'union' is not pronounced 'ooon-e-on'.

      I can see that you might find the tourists annoying, but I always temper this by telling people that Uranus was originally called George (well nearly - Georgeum Sidus - the Georgian planet, in honour of King George III)

    4. Re:Not everybody is a pinhead. by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1
      Patrick Moore pronounces it 'Oor-a-nuss'. Is that what you mean?

      The trouble with this is that the word 'union' is not pronounced 'ooon-e-on'.

      So what? The English language isn't exactly famous for speaking similarly written words the same way. Hey, you can even have the same spelling and different sounds:
      I'll read this book tomorrow.
      I've read that book yesterday.

      Oh, and how many different pronounciations of the letter 'a' do you find in the following sentence?
      "I want to have another image of a bathing ape!"
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  119. Re:This is a change in definition, not in knowledg by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

    Not to mention how confusing this is [going to be] to people who aren't following or can't follow the argument.

      The "astronomically challenged" people who have asked me about this are divided between wondering if the IAU is becoming politically correct or just simply too interested in definition over discovery. (paraphrased for the sake of the post, but the term "navel contemplation" was part of one comment; and it's sorta scary that this has made the mainstream press enough that I have people who aren't science geeks asking about it. Mostly they are just confused. I can't blame them.)

      It's a ridiculous debate and it's wasting way too much time and resources. It's like debating the definitions of Jupiter's plethora of moons. (That's not a moon, it's temporarily captured asteroidal body! Wait, it's a Not So Temporarily captured asteroidal body/has iron/carbonaceous/water-ice/blah blah properties\\ and therefore it deserves it's own proper name!)

      How far is this going to go? Do we honestly need to keep (re)inventing two or three word definitions for everything? It's not like anything new is being invented here (well, plutons may qualify, but that sounds like something out of the Bugs Bunny cartoons) and anyway, we already have a name for them, they are Kuiper Belt Objects. Pluto was a planet long before KBO's were even thought of.

      Sheesh. KISS. It's a planet (orbits the sun), it's a moon (orbits another body larger than it) or it's an asteroid (something too small to be a planet yet still orbits the sun). Those "in the know" can still keep using the same language we always have - it's a "body" w/characteristics mass, diameter, density, vector, composition, etc. Isn't the public at large confused enough? Does all this require yet another chapter in Astro 101 textbooks? (It may so, if just for the explanations!)

      (meant to be at least partly humorous, of course, depending on the defintion of humor and only after a thorough analysis of the grammatical properties and social implications of the text posted)

      Semi-Coherent Rant(SCR) over, you may now return to your regularly scheduled mental programming, and big Carlinesque Fuck You to everyone, just to be friendly.

    SB
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  120. Everything you know could be wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The difference between science and religion is that science changes its mind about things in response to better information.
    Science corrects its mistakes.

    Everything you know could be wrong. Question it.

    Faith is not a virtue.

  121. Wrong by robbak · · Score: 1

    Mercury is twice the size and 4 times the mass of Pluto.
    Mercury has a circular orbit, on the planetery plane, and has cleared its orbit.
    There is only one body like Mercury, whereas there are many like pluto.

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  122. I feel SAD by PleaseSavePluto · · Score: 0, Troll

    I am a layman but I feel it in my gut that it is not right to demote Pluto. Even experts like Physics Professor Bill Blass and NASA's Dr Alan Stern disagree with IAU's decision. As a concerned citizen, I have started a petition against this decision at http://pleasesavepluto.org/ and we need like-minded individuals' support. Thanks in advance.

    1. Re:I feel SAD by dorkygeek · · Score: 1

      This guy is the best fucking troll I've seen today on Slashdot. He even bothered to register a nick for that!

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  123. First definition, actually, and not arbitrary by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

    You might have learned that Pluto was a planet but guess what, officially it was never a planet because there was no official astronomic definition of the word. They finally got around to creating one now because of the 2 NEW Pluto-like "planets" discovered recently. So no matter how this vote went your precious childhood memories were going to get broken. Either:

    - Pluto is not a planet so now there are 8 instead of 9

    OR

    - Pluto is a planet, but therefore so are the other 2 so now there are 11 instead of 9. And keep in mind that most astronomers think it's likely that we will discover more Pluto-sized objects, raising the "planet" count even more.

    The IAU did exactly the right thing. Pluto is clearly very different from Mars, Earth, Jupiter, etc on one hand, but on the other it's not exactly a comet either. Now we know that it's a dwarf planet, the first of probably many we'll find in our system.

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    1. Re:First definition, actually, and not arbitrary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhh... Any definition of this kind is arbitrary.

      So, "Pluto is clearly very different from Mars, Earth, Jupiter[...]?" Is Pluto more different from Mars than Mars is from Jupiter?

      So, "now we know that it's a dwarf planet[...]?" Interesting how yesterday we "knew" that it was a planet and today we "know" that it's a "dwarf planet." It is fascinating how our "knowledge" changes so quickly based upon arbitrary names. Perhaps tomorrow we'll "know" that the Earth is the center of the universe because the IAU will define it as such by a slim majority in a voting session.

    2. Re:First definition, actually, and not arbitrary by Macthorpe · · Score: 1

      Yes, just like we 'knew' that this was a geo-centric solar system, and we 'knew' that the world was flat, and that we 'knew' that this was all created by a loving all-knowing God.

      Definitions change because humans as a species learn about their surroundings, and the old definitions just do not fit any more.

      Not to mention that a sentence like "Is Pluto more different from Mars than Mars is from Jupiter?" just proves you don't have a damn clue what you're arguing about, and you just don't want to change what you already 'know'.

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    3. Re:First definition, actually, and not arbitrary by Anarcho-Goth · · Score: 1

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      Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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  124. Why not redefine "atom" while we're at it? by mark-t · · Score: 1

    Since what we have been calling atoms are clearly not indivisible, "atom" is actually a misnomer.

  125. By their Definition 2003 UB313 is a planet. by bloodstar · · Score: 1

    Why? Because it's a large object not trapped in any particular orbital period and has no obvious objects in the region of space that it orbits. I mean, come on, it has an orbital period of 508 years and it's not gravitationally locked with any objects that we know of. Also, if you're going to claim that Pluto or another object like 2003 EL61 is too close to 2003 UB313 (AKA Xena), then you have to demote Mercury Venus Earth and Mars, because they come within "mere" tens of millions of miles of each other.

    Strange but true. If there were lots of objects near 2003 UB313 that were nearly the same size, we'd have seen them by now. And before anyone says, well the object is flattened by it's rotation, have you checked Jupiter recently? The sucker is considered a planet and it looks like a ball in one of those fun mirrors that make you look fat, all from the 10 hour rotational period.

    So yeah, demote Pluto if you want, but promote "Xena."

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    1. Re:By their Definition 2003 UB313 is a planet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Incorrect. 2003 UB313 is part of the Kuiper Belt, and there are hundreds of known objects with orbits crossing the orbit of 2003 UB313, many of them quite large.

  126. hey guys, I just made this up! by thegnu · · Score: 1

    For those of you who might have trouble learning new things:

    My Very Educated Mother Just Showed... Uhhhhh, Nevermind.

    Isn't it great!?!!111

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  127. Not a good argument by RinzeWind · · Score: 1

    "Long ago I learned the Earth was flat and I see no reason to unlearn it. Why should I?"

  128. If you speak Engish, Pluto is officially a planet by alienmole · · Score: 1

    Who defines "official"? All you have to do is go look it up in a dictionary:

    a. Also called major planet. any of the nine large heavenly bodies revolving about the sun and shining by reflected light: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, or Pluto in the order of their proximity to the sun.

    b. a similar body revolving about a star other than the sun.

    And that's where this astronomical committee runs into trouble. They're redefining a word which has an English definition that will now be distinct from their technical definition. Anyone who speaks English can go on calling Pluto a planet, without qualification - there's nothing to unlearn, unless you plan to have a discussion with an excessively anal astronomer who believes that classifications like this somehow constitute science. Puh-leeze.

  129. Planet discovered by USA by lederhosen · · Score: 1

    Is it not that simple that the "planet" was discovered by an american? when Pluto loses planetarian status, america will not have discovered a single planet in our solar system. I think this attitude is kind of silly, you should look at how many planets that you have discovered along othe solar systems instead of making a thing out of this.

    1. Re:Planet discovered by USA by jaymz2k4 · · Score: 1

      what are you trying to say? ive reread this a few times and still cant work it out :/ there are only 8(9) planets discovered in this solar system, and that means theres no way every country can have someone that discovered a planet. its no big deal in any case really, its hardly an issue of national pride i'd imagine. getting a man on the moon or orbiting the earth the first time, they're something you want to identify as a national achievment. planet spotting when the inner lot were already known by the ancients is hardly something to sway an argument politcally.

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  130. Something to tell our Grandchildren by Blighten · · Score: 1

    It's actually a remarkable fact that we will be able to tell our grandchildren that, "back when I was your age, we learned that there were nine planets in the solar system."

    Hopefully by then, however, there will be a colony on mars and a teraton more extrasolar planets known.

  131. The one and only reason we can't change it by frickendevil · · Score: 1

    If we were to change it, every single teacher in every country would have to go back to university to learn a new jingle.

    My Very Elderly Mother Just Sewed Us New Pants.

    Eight planet Theory:
    M___ V____ E____ M____ J____ S____ U____ N___

    Twelve planet Theory:
    M___ V___ E___ M____ C____ J___ S____ U____ N____ P____ C____ 2

    Doesn't work, we need something un-vulgar, and catchy.

  132. silly neo con, propaganda is for kids. by keyboardkungfu · · Score: 1

    "John Gibson does an incredible Stephen Colbert impersonation" wow.. silly neo con who wrote this.. go to hell. john gibson is about as funny as stephen's right nut.

  133. Some definition by p3d0 · · Score: 1
    But Pluto is still a planet. It's not an asteroid or a comet and it orbits the sun. Thus it's a planet.

    So anything we discover out there that's not an asteroid or a comet becomes a planet? How about the MESSENGER spacecraft? Oh, you meant to exclude artificial objects? Ok, how about 2004 XR190? Oh, you meant to exclude trans-Neptunian objects? Ok, how about interstellar dust? Hmm, defining the word "planet" isn't that simple after all.

    It's silly to define a word like "planet" in terms of what it's not. There will always be new things we discover out there that we don't want to call "planets" and so we'll have to keep updating the definition. Instead, the IAU made an effort to define what a planet is.

    If we don't use the terms defined by specialists in the field, what should we use? Should we still be diagnosing women with female hysteria?

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    1. Re:Some definition by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      How about the MESSENGER spacecraft?

      Come back down to Earth, the air's too thin up where you are, you're not making sense. Stop obsessing over linguistic minutiae.

      Here's a big clue bat ... <WHACK> ... 90% of the scientists at the convention didn't even bother voting on the issue. Obviously this isn't the planet-shaking issue Slashdot is pretending it to be.

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  134. This /is/ a political question, not a science one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What did you expect? We should fly a "planetometer" out to Pluto and check the reading?

    There are no experimental results that depend on Pluto's planetary status. It isn't science. It's just a label. Politics is how such things are decided.

  135. Civil War analogy by Rob+Kaper · · Score: 1

    If we're going to be pedantic and say Pluto isn't a planet, then can we finally admit Abe initially didn't give a hoot about slavery?

  136. Re:This is a change in definition, not in knowledg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "and it's sorta scary that this has made the mainstream press enough that I have people who aren't science geeks asking about it."

    Something a bit off-topic: My understanding of English isn't that good. Could you please rephrase this in some more verbose way? I'm not sure whether "mainstream press" is involved in if or whether just "mainstream" "presses" something because of this event. But still, neither of these options does make any sense to me anyway. :-)

  137. geesh by Danzigism · · Score: 1

    first of all, fuck fox news.. second of all, we don't need to be teaching kids anything that isn't true.. its simple.. if pluto deserves to be called a planet, then so does the other 50 things exactly like pluto that is in our solar system.. i personally liked the idea of calling all those dwarf planets in our solar system, "Plutons", leaving a nice legacy of Pluto to be learned by children.. I think that people should be taught that we made a mistake, and we corrected it because over time we became smarter, and developed better technology to help understand these kinds of things.. but to keep living a lie, is just wrong.. who cares about your childhood sexual fantasies with pluto.. just fuckin drop it already..

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  138. confusing regular people by john_uy · · Score: 1

    changing the type may confuse the people and may not do as desired. i mean we humans attach terms to objects out of usage even though it is not it.

    like cracking and hacking. it seems the mixup between the two led to the definition of hacking to be as cracking. this might fragment the people's belief of planets.

    anyway, they specifically narrowed the planet definition to the solar system as defined by the sun. instead of trying to find a word for it, why not tell specifically that a planet can either be mercury, venus, earth, mars, jupiter, saturn, neptune, and uranius instead. why all the vague definition since it does not apply to objects found outside of the solar system. i don't see finding a new object as big as earth between uranius and mercury.

    i just find it weird that it is limited to the solar system. they want to create other definition or words such as planetoids for planets not found in the solar system?

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  139. Biased article by phlegmofdiscontent · · Score: 1

    The BBC article was biased, IMHO. There were statements by 4 or 5 people opposed to the decision, but only one by a supporter, which didn't even go into the reasons WHY Pluto was demoted. True, there are details that need to be worked out in the definition, but overall, it's still good. And as for the decision being revisionist, which is worse? Demoting one planet or adding tens to hundreds?

  140. MVEMJSUNP revised by Anomalyst · · Score: 1

    My Very Earnest Mother Just Showed Us Nipples.

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  141. Re:If you speak Engish, Pluto is officially a plan by cyborg_zx · · Score: 1

    Um, dictionaries record, they do not define, usage. Therefore your argument boils down to: "Pluto is a planet because that's what we've been calling it, and because that's what we've been calling it that's what's in the dictionary, and because the dictionary says "Pluto is a planet," Pluto is a planet.'

  142. my only problem with it... by jaymz2k4 · · Score: 1

    i think this decision is a long time in the coming, the many arguments against its classification as a 'planet' like jupiter, earth & the rest all make sense. the only problem i have is stopping my self saying 'neptune and ...' when rhyming them off, i cant seem to make myself say 'and neptune'. anyway, i imagine it'll take til next monday for this to make it onto every pub quiz in london.

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  143. Outraged plutonians address our nations. by Computist_2000 · · Score: 1

    Hello, here's what plutonians have to say about what happened. www.messagefrompluto.com Please give your feedback.

  144. Re:If you speak Engish, Pluto is officially a plan by alienmole · · Score: 1

    The point is, there's an accepted definition. That the definition is based in historical usage doesn't change the fact that a definition exists.

  145. Left Wing Fox by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

    Even longer ago I learned the Sun had eight planets, then came the Liberals and invented Pluto. Damned Liberal Media defending that myth!

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  146. Catchy Jingles by hempola · · Score: 2, Informative

    Now we will all have to relearn the catch jingles we were taught in elementary school to help us memorize the planets.

  147. Re:If you speak Engish, Pluto is officially a plan by cyborg_zx · · Score: 1

    Again that is irrelevent. The argument 'If you speak English, Pluto is officially a planet' is patently a nonsense because there is no Académie Anglaise. The dictionary does not make anything official because it DOES NOT dictate the meaning of words, it RECORDS it. It is only by mutual agreement that words can convey meaning - they have no intrinsic meaning of their own.

  148. Re:If you speak Engish, Pluto is officially a plan by alienmole · · Score: 1

    You're still arguing my point. The point is that an astronomical committee can't dictate the meaning of the English word "Pluto". The mutual agreement that caused the term to end up in the dictionary is as close to "official" as it gets.

  149. Re:If you speak Engish, Pluto is officially a plan by cyborg_zx · · Score: 1

    . The point is that an astronomical committee can't dictate the meaning of the English word "Pluto".

    Wrong. All it takes is for people to agree with them.

    The mutual agreement that caused the term to end up in the dictionary is as close to "official" as it gets.

    You remember that next time they bring out the 2007 dictionaries - I'll expect to hear you complaining about the changes.

  150. Re:If you speak Engish, Pluto is officially a plan by alienmole · · Score: 1
    Wrong. All it takes is for people to agree with them.
    That's not dictating. The problem is that the PR and press reports have tended to buy into this "official" crap.
    You remember that next time they bring out the 2007 dictionaries - I'll expect to hear you complaining about the changes.
    Funnily enough, I couldn't care less about whether they decide to downgrade Pluto to a dwaf planet, a comet, or a snowball. What just bugs me is all the bogus propaganda being spewed on the subject, and most of it is coming from the IAU and the press.
  151. Rings and Moons, Planets and Regions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This seems like a stupid solution. Dwarf planets.

    We have planets such as Jupiter with rings and moons.

    And thus, our Sun should have Planets and Rings, Spheres or Belts.

    Just define Belts/rings,spheres as an area of space with a great many objects orbiting the sun in a similar range of orbits, none of which can be agreed upon as the dominant object, or planet.

    I mean, Jupiter was a planet while it was still "cleaning" the neighborhood IMHO. So as soon as we find other younger planetary systems we'll have to revise this once again.

    "Um, we spotted a Jupiter sized planet orbiting a star with moons and such, but not enough time has passed for it to clear it's neighborhood. It'll be a planet in a few billion years, but it's a dwarf right now"

    How dumb is that, to define planet based on our brief moment in time.

  152. I seem to have overestimated your attention span by p3d0 · · Score: 1
    Apparently you didn't read beyond the second sentence in my post, so let me fast-forward to the important bit:
    It's silly to define a word like "planet" in terms of what it's not. There will always be new things we discover out there that we don't want to call "planets" and so we'll have to keep updating the definition. Instead, the IAU made an effort to define what a planet is.
    ...followed by the second most important bit:
    If we don't use the terms defined by specialists in the field, what should we use?
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  153. Pluto doesn't care by nibb · · Score: 1

    Honestly, do you really think that Pluto cares what we, a far far away planet with a questionable society, think about them? I'm sure they laugh at us.

  154. What the hell? by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

    Not to mention that a sentence like "Is Pluto more different from Mars than Mars is from Jupiter?" just proves you don't have a damn clue what you're arguing about, and you just don't want to change what you already 'know'.

    You seem to be saying that I'm not willing to change my mind about things. Maybe you didn't actually read my post very closely--I'm in favor of changing Pluto's status because of what we now know. We agree.

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  155. Re:I seem to have overestimated your attention spa by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

    This just in! 300 scientists signed a petition to upgrade Pluto back to a planet! That's THIRTY more scientists than voted to demote it!

    To use your quote: "If we don't use the terms defined by specialists in the field, what should we use?" Specialists in the field now prefer the term "planet".

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  156. Pluto- problem, no Pluto- no problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Such a big problem have to be sorted out elaboratedly. I vote Pluto to be destroyed by a special NASA misile. At least we will show the USA power to the whole world.

  157. It's not the part about Pluto that's dumb... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's dumb is inventing an unnecessary new "dwarf planets" category when we already have "minor planets" and then replacing the term "minor planets" with the unwieldy "small solar system bodies".

    The simplest and least disruptive action would be just to declare Pluto a minor planet.

  158. Re:This is a change in definition, not in knowledg by Jon47 · · Score: 1

    My understanding was that there was not a sufficiently explicit one, knowledge which I think even a cursory reading of any of the articles mentioned in the last week or two would yield. If this helps at all, Mirriam Webster says a planet is
    a : any of the seven celestial bodies sun, moon, Venus, Jupiter, Mars, Mercury, and Saturn that in ancient belief have motions of their own among the fixed stars
    b (1) : any of the large bodies that revolve around the sun in the solar system (2) : a similar body associated with another star