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  1. C pays well. on Which Programming Language Pays the Best? Probably Python · · Score: 1

    But only in coins.

  2. Driverless cabs on Taxi Medallion Prices Plummet Under Pressure From Uber · · Score: 1

    Uber/Lyft are described as "disrupting" the traditional taxi business model. In 5-10 years when all cabs are driverless, Uber/Lyft will be a footnote.

  3. 1:1 power to weight ratio on Fly With the Brooklyn Aerodrome (Video) · · Score: 1

    One milliwat : one kilotonne? How can it get off the ground?

  4. You get the candidate you deserve. on Former HP CEO Carly Fiorina Considering US Presidential Run · · Score: 1

    America is dying of political trolling.

    Then don't feed the troll.

  5. Re:Torso Barbie on "Barbie: I Can Be a Computer Engineer" Pulled From Amazon · · Score: 1

    naked, legless, armless, and often headless in the bathtub. We affectionately called them all "Torso Barbie"

    Maybe the game she was designing was "Barbie. The Dark Descent."

  6. A moat? on Congress Suggests Moat, Electronic Fence To Protect White House · · Score: 1

    What next? Will the President fart in our general direction?

  7. Not the last contact. on Philae's Batteries Have Drained; Comet Lander Sleeps · · Score: 1

    Earth will get a ticket for dumping.

  8. Cameron to Shakespeare: on Cameron Says People Radicalized By Free Speech; UK ISPs Agree To Censor Button · · Score: 2

    "Sorry Bill, too much terrorist, aristocrat-killing propaganda in your plays. Lock him in the tower, mates."

  9. Break up Comcast and Time Warner. on President Obama Backs Regulation of Broadband As a Utility · · Score: 1

    Not break up as in AT&T. Break up as in sledgehammer.

  10. That's no mooseum on Sketches Released of New Star Wars Museum · · Score: 1

    I got a bad feeling about this.

  11. Re:shift inter-locks on SpaceShipTwo's Rocket Engine Did Not Cause Fatal Crash · · Score: 1

    Human error. Humans are both the most expensive and weakest link in manned space travel.

    Unmanned space investigation can tell us more about the universe than manned projects, at a fraction of the cost.
    Why are we so determined to put meat into places where it cannot survive?

  12. * Monitor sold separately on Apple 1 Sells At Auction For $905,000 · · Score: 1

    Next item up for bid.

  13. Re:turn about is fair play on Michigan Latest State To Ban Direct Tesla Sales · · Score: 1

    Time for California to ban Ford, Chrysler and GM sales in the largest car market in the country.

  14. In unrelated news on 32 Cities Want To Challenge Big Telecom, Build Their Own Gigabit Networks · · Score: 5, Funny

    ATT, Comcast and Verizon just lowered rates and expanded fiber coverage to the same 32 cities.

  15. State trade war. Let's go. on Michigan About To Ban Tesla Sales · · Score: 1

    Tesla sales banned in Michigan? OK. Ford and General Motors sales banned in California. California's auto market is six times the size Michigan's.

  16. Safety theater on Flight Attendants Want Stricter Gadget Rules Reinstated · · Score: 1

    The safety spiel is pointless theater. Please suggest one example where the outcome of an emergency would have been significantly different if nobody had listened to the safety speech. They exist only to give a false belief that you can survive a real plane emergency. Air travel is statistically safer than driving, but if a plane goes down, you are dead. Your corpse will yard sale or burn up, usually both, in that order. (Carlin said it best: "In the event of a water landing...doesn't that sound an awful lot like CRASHING INTO THE OCEAN!")

    Also, the safety spiel is just a disclaimer to shield airlines from "The tray attacked me!" lawsuits.

    The function of flight attendants is to babysit adults for a couple hours and deal with "problem passengers." The safety spiel lets attendants believe their role is more important than it is, so their union wants to preserve the silly exercise.

  17. Military response to climate change on Pentagon Unveils Plan For Military's Response To Climate Change · · Score: 3, Funny

    Of course! Just bomb climate change into submission. Why didn't we think of this sooner?

    'Murrica.

  18. Anarcho-syndicalist matrimonial contracts on Statisticians Uncover What Makes For a Stable Marriage · · Score: 1

    are statistically less prone to separation forces inherent in the system.

    (A related study claims that weeks beginning with a dose of python are 42% more likely to contain mirth.)

  19. If it cures you... on Feces-Filled Capsules Treat Bacterial Infection · · Score: 1

    do you have a shit eating grin?

  20. CellHammer on BitHammer, the BitTorrent Banhammer · · Score: 1

    I made a jammer to block mobile phone conversations that I don't want clogging public spectrum. Of course, it doesn't block my conversations.

  21. America in decline. on NASA Finds a Delaware-Sized Methane "Hot Spot" In the Southwest · · Score: 3, Funny

    For UK and European readers, "the size of Delaware" is just a tad more than a fourth of "the size of Wales".

    That exchange rate keeps plummeting. When I was a kid, you could get two Wales for a Delaware.

  22. I altered the election results. on Darth Vader, Yoda, Chewbacca Aim To Invade Ukraine's Govt. In Upcoming Elections · · Score: 4, Funny

    Pray I do not alter them again.

  23. Re: Missed opportunity on Microsoft Announces Windows 10 · · Score: 1

    I'm too Xy for this post.

  24. Re:We must nuke Texas from orbit, on Ebola Has Made It To the United States · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...it's the only way to be sure.

    Agreed.

    What's that? They got Ebola too?

  25. Won't somebody PLEASE think of the on CEO of Spyware Maker Arrested For Enabling Stalkers · · Score: 0

    spies!