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Flight Attendants Want Stricter Gadget Rules Reinstated

stephendavion writes You might be super happy to toil away on your phone or tablet the entire time you're on a plane, but not everyone is pleased to see your face buried in your device during takeoff and landing. The Federal Aviation Administration's new, more relaxed rules on gadget use aren't sitting well with one group — flight attendants. According to a report from The Wall Street Journal, the nation's largest flight attendant union is now suing the FAA to have the ban on gadget use during takeoff and landing reinstated. The Association of Flight Attendants-CWA argues that the change has caused many passengers to ignore flight attendants' emergency announcements, and that the new rules violate federal regulations requiring passengers to stow all items during takeoff and landing.

406 comments

  1. That's not the reason you're being ignored. by sbaker · · Score: 5, Insightful

    People don't listen to that preflight announcement stuff because they've heard it a hundred times before. People who've flown even a couple of times before don't need to listen. People who are on their first flight, where it's all new and exciting are paying attention.

    So, no - I know how to wear a seatbelt and that my seat cushion can be used as a floatation device and to check where the nearest exit row is...yadda yadda yadda. I can stick my nose into my phone and I won't miss anything important.

    What's needed is either to make those instructions INTERESTING (like the Southwest Airlines people often do) - or to only give the routine instructions to people who need it. That way, when something truly important comes up, people will pay attention.

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    1. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      OMG

      you forgot the oxygen mask?!

      what if you didn't remember that even though the bag may not inflate oxygen will still be flowing, and what if you ignorantly helped someone else with their mask before wearing yours!

      wreckless just wreckless you'll kill us all my friend

    2. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Russ1642 · · Score: 2

      They don't want people looking at their devices with their headphones in when the captain says "brace for impact" a moment before you're supposed to land normally. It's not that hard to just be ready for an important announcement before takeoff and landing. And they're right that you want everything stowed away for those two phases of the flight.

    3. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      They are trying to defend their mostly useless jobs. When flights had things like meals and movies, there was a real need for some one to serve. Now they are trying to hold on to their role, should an emergency occur, in controlling the crowd and directing actions. I'm astonished that they even have waitresses on short flights at all. If it is less then 6 hours, your probably better served with having ground crew help every one get seated and deplane.

    4. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by hawguy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      They don't want people looking at their devices with their headphones in when the captain says "brace for impact" a moment before you're supposed to land normally. It's not that hard to just be ready for an important announcement before takeoff and landing. And they're right that you want everything stowed away for those two phases of the flight.

      I'll take my chances that even if I did brace for impact it wouldn't make a significant difference in my survival or chance of injury. And whether I'm looking at my kindle, staring out the window, even staring right at the flight attendant in the jump seat, I don't think it's going to affect my reaction time at all. Even with headphones on I can hear cabin announcements (I sure wish I couldn't, so I could sleep while the captain points out that we're crossing over the Rocky Mountains).

      I don't remember ever being asked to stow a book, and my kindle is smaller and lighter than most hardcover books (even many paperbacks). Besides, I've seen the overhead compartments come unlatched during severe turbulence, so in the event of a real crash, a loose kindle is the least of anyone's worries.

    5. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      And the difference in outcome will be insignificant if you already is belted and a brace for impact situation comes up.

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    6. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      wreckless just wreckless you'll kill us all my friend

      - yeah, he'll totally turn us into a wreck.

    7. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People don't listen to that preflight announcement stuff because they've heard it a hundred times before. People who've flown even a couple of times before don't need to listen. People who are on their first flight, where it's all new and exciting are paying attention.

      So, no - I know how to wear a seatbelt and that my seat cushion can be used as a floatation device and to check where the nearest exit row is...yadda yadda yadda. I can stick my nose into my phone and I won't miss anything important.

      What's needed is either to make those instructions INTERESTING (like the Southwest Airlines people often do) - or to only give the routine instructions to people who need it. That way, when something truly important comes up, people will pay attention.

      Well, thank you for clarifying that you need to be entertained during your briefing of safety procedures that exist to save your life.

      We're gonna need someone to feed the sharks when they come. You'll do nicely.

      And since Michael Bay doesn't moonlight as a teacher, I have no fucking idea how you made it through high school history class without a blockbuster delivery.

    8. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Wycliffe · · Score: 4, Interesting

      And they're right that you want everything stowed away for those two phases of the flight.

      So talk to their boss. If an airline wants to allow/disallow certain things or require everything to be stowed, then
      let the airline decide to do this. If the airline wants to sell flights where noone is allowed luggage, or where there
      are no seats and it is standing room only, then let the airlines do this. The FAA should only be concerned with
      the safety of the airplane and the safety of the pilot so that the airline can safely take off and land without hurting
      anyone outside the airplane. If luggage isn't stored properly and falls on someone, that's the airline's problem.
      It's no different than if someone slips and falls on ice at walmart, let the airlines decide what is needed to prevent
      unnecessary lawsuits.

    9. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by arielCo · · Score: 5, Funny

      wreckless just wreckless you'll kill us all my friend

      Wreckless is how I like my flights! (you insensitive clod!)

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    10. Re: That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is wrong on so many levels. The only reason why flight attendants still exist is strictly for safety. They are there to protect the passengers in the event of any sort of problem be that mechanical or some drunk idiot. You rarely hear that as fortunately there are rarely problems that require the to do their "real" job. Remember the miracle on the Hudson? It was the flight attendants who made sure everyone was safe and made sure they evacuated in an orderly fashion. They were the last ones off the plane. THAT is why they are there and I for one am glad to see them.

    11. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by HappyDrgn · · Score: 1

      But did you know that your nearest exit could be behind you? ;)

    12. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Flight attendants have long been required by the FAA for safety reasons:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F...

      . . . help every one get seated and deplane.
      Leaving just two people (who are trying to fly the plane) to manage every possible situation on that plane?
       

    13. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bracing does nothing to improve your chances of survival, in some cases it makes less likely you'll survive. Your seatbelt provides a modest amount of protection, in that you'll at least not be thrown from your seat.

      So why do they announce it? It gives the passengers something to do that isn't screaming "OH MY GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!"

    14. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Indeed, many of us could probably give the same lecture we've heard it so many times.

      Yup, seatbelt, popcorn lighting, nearest exit row, oxygen mask (mine first, may not inflate), seat cushion for debris location, no smoking in the lav, card in the seatback pocket ... got it.

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    15. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Thanshin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't give a fuck.

      I fly 2h every monday and friday and still I'm most at risk during the 30min taxi trips homeairport. And if the taxi driver told me to store my phone is case of a much more probable accident, I'd give him the same answer.

      And the taxi driver owns his vehicle. And he could be killed precisely by my phone.

      So shut your dickhole about hypothetical airplane accidents and how many hoops we have to jump through to avoid dying in one.

      The scaremongering got old a long while ago.

    16. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by poetmatt · · Score: 1

      You know how everything you said is 100% false?

      When the captain says "brace for impact", if someone is deaf and on their phones? How much of a difference is it going to make? Zero. Now apply the same to people who can hear, and guess what? Same impact.

    17. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      What's needed is either to make those instructions INTERESTING (like the Southwest Airlines people often do)

      Oh, good lord no. Right now, the announcements are fairly unobtrusive... except on Southwest. I already know the information, so the only value it would have is entertainment. Except most people aren't entertaining, especially when they do the same skit over and over. But my book is. So let me read in peace. As a consolation, if any of the flight attendants are any good, I'll go see their community theater play later.

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    18. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Myth Busted.

      But no seriously, stop spreading urban legends.

    19. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's needed is either to make those instructions INTERESTING (like the Southwest Airlines people often do) - or to only give the routine instructions to people who need it. That way, when something truly important comes up, people will pay attention.

      The Southwest briefings get old just as fast, if not faster because the jokes are so lame. The Delta videos are good, especially the 80's themed one they started running to celebrate the first video safety briefing they rolled out in the 80's. But, still, I can rattle the safety information off by heart and the video gets old the second time you see it. There is no way to make it interesting, and there is no way to guarantee everyone pays attention.

      As far as giving the briefings only to the people who need them... You would have to change 14 CFR Part 121.571(a) which dictates the ALL passengers must be briefed. It is what it is.

      That said, the flight attendant law suit is dumb. People read books, played games, played with their children, read Sky Mall, ate breakfast, slept, etc. before and getting rid of electronic devices isn't going to change that. Electronic devices are not what make it hard for them to comply with 121.571.

    20. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by gnupun · · Score: 1

      They are trying to defend their mostly useless jobs.

      Eliminating these jobs just promotes lawlessness in the skies. Who is supposed to handle it if someone faces a problem, or there is a fight/argument between two passengers?

    21. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Your logic is impeccable. But only if that is all there is.

      1) A deaf person is rare. A plane full of idiots who can't stop listening to their crappy music for 1/2 hour is not.
      2) A deaf person already knows how to deal with their impairment, and their awareness in other areas exceeds the average person's already. A plane full of idiots who can't stop listening to their music is not aware of anything, because they have already escaped into their own musical world.

      ALL other things being equal, I'll take a plane full of deaf people over a bunch of idiots who can't stop listening to music for 1/2 hour.

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    22. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by durrr · · Score: 1

      They never say anything about floating seats in the EU.
      Maybe they assume all the corpses floating around will suffice?

    23. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Stewie241 · · Score: 1

      RE: Seatbelts - a smaller Canadian airline says this in their safety video: 'Now that you've done it, we'll show you how you did it' recognizing that by the time you're watching the video you've probably already fastened your seat belt.

      I find the complaints by the flight attendants a little insulting - I was just as able to ignore the safety video before as I am now.

    24. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Flight attendant job was never to serve you drinks, their first responsibility is the security in the cabin. Of-course given that it is strange that the vast majority of the attendants are women and what looks like gay males (not that being gay prevents a male from being able to control the passengers, just saying).

    25. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is a classic example of "mission creep". The decision to ban electronic devices originally had nothing to do with making people pay attention to flight attendants. Yet that is now being used as an excuse to keep the ban. The only reason for the ban was RF interference. That is no longer a problem with modern devices, so the ban should end.

    26. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not for normal landing, but for an emergency landing it DOES have a huge impact in your survival rate. Of course, if you are tweeting your on plane crash instead of maximizing your chances of survival, you deserve whatever happens to you.

    27. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by johnthediver · · Score: 1

      Clearly you do not listen to the briefing, because now a lot of seat cushions can not be used as a flotation device. You need to put on a flotation device stored under your seat!

    28. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or as George Carlin so eloquently put it, take a fuckin' chance!

    29. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by durrr · · Score: 1

      "The miraculous landing on a wheat field had only a single death among the 250 passengers on board. An anonymous passenger said some smug looking asshole that didn't brace had his skull cracked on the seat in front of him as the plane made a hard touchdown."

    30. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They could do the announcement in a bikini or similar and I'm sure everyone will pay attention...

    31. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by umafuckit · · Score: 2

      People don't listen to that preflight announcement stuff because they've heard it a hundred times before. People who've flown even a couple of times before don't need to listen.

      That may not be true, actually. I've got a skydiving licence and I can tell you that the beginner training depends absolutely on mindless repetition. All you have to do on your first two or three jumps is arch your back and pull the cord at 5,000 feet. There are two people there with you. It really only takes about ten or twenty minutes to understand what's required and practice it a few times. However, that's not going to cut it. When you're in a very high stress situation you no longer think normally and instead enter a semi-conscious autopilot mode where you react instinctively. I had no idea what happened during my first few jumps, for instance, virtually no recollection. The only reason I did what I was meant to do was because I'd practised it many, many, times (for two days) that it just happened without me thinking.

      Based on my skydiving experience, I often wonder how much people really take in when they watch the in-flight safety stuff. I wonder how effective it is to merely watch what your supposed to do as opposed to practising it. Of course the latter is impractical so we're stuck with the former.

    32. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      On one flight I was asked by a sky waitress to take off and stow my hat. My cloth hat.

      Why? "Because in case of an accident it could come off my head and fly through the cabin like a missile." She said said that with a completely straight face while people around me were on their phones or reading hardcover books and one lady in the aisle across from me had her knitting needles out the entire flight take-off to landing.

    33. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by CastrTroy · · Score: 2

      The only way to make sure people truly listen to the pre-flight emergency training is if you go Clockwork Orange on them, by strapping them down and forcing their eyelids open. Otherwise they will find something else to do, regardless of if they have access to an electronic device or not.

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    34. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by mehrotra.akash · · Score: 1

      You do need to be aware if the flight has lifejackets or floating cushions

    35. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well, thank you for clarifying that you need to be entertained during your briefing of safety procedures that exist to save your life.

      I've flown a depressing amount over the last couple of years. United actually does have pretty entertaining security briefing (although they're less funny the fifth time you've seen them in a week), but they insist on showing you a couple of minutes of adverts after telling you to pay attention for the important security briefing, but before showing the security briefing. If you want people to pay attention, then ban airlines from showing ads before the briefing, because after being advertised to for a couple of minutes, you can bet that I've unplugged my noise-cancelling headphones from the jack and am reading a book until they put the screen back under my control again...

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    36. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the 1950s called; they want their shitty attitudes back

    37. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by dysmal · · Score: 1

      It's liability. If they don't cover the directions every time according to script, they can be held liable if something happens. Remember that people can (and do) sue over very trivial things. There's a warning label on hair dryers to not use them in the bath tub. There's a warning on coffee cups.

      Yes "everyone" knows the rules of flying yet somehow on every flight people still need to be reminded to PUT THEIR GOD DAMNED SEAT BELT ON DURING TAKE OFF AND LANDINGS.

    38. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I haven't flown since 2001. Won't fly again until they stop irradiating my nuts or groping them.

    39. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by OakDragon · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Get ON the plane? Fuck you, I'm getting IN the plane!"

    40. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by beelsebob · · Score: 1

      Don't argue the "ignore the flight safety briefing" point - that's a red herring.

      They're not saying "it's unsafe" therefor we shouldn't have it. They're arguing "we don't like it very much, so we're going to tell you about safety so that you think we have a point".

    41. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by beelsebob · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'll take my chances that even if I did brace for impact it wouldn't make a significant difference in my survival or chance of injury.

      Actually, the brace position does have a huge effect on your survival of a crash landing. It stops your head accelerating rapidly forward, and then backward relative to your body. That illiminates a whole huge class of possible brain injuries.

    42. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even with headphones on I can hear cabin announcements (I sure wish I couldn't, so I could sleep while the captain points out that we're crossing over the Rocky Mountains).

      There are some IEMs that have great noise isolation. Couple a good pair with custom molded ear plugs, and with music on, you won't hear a damn thing. I use Etymotic IEMs on flights, and they work very well.

    43. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by beelsebob · · Score: 2

      Bracing does nothing to improve your chances of survival, in some cases it makes less likely you'll survive.

      Not true, as multiple actual scientific studies, and, more popularly myth busters have shown. Assuming the brace position significantly reduces the acceleration your head undergoes, and hence significantly reduces the chances of traumatic brain injury.

    44. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by beelsebob · · Score: 5, Interesting

      and it takes me all of two seconds to remember where the exits are

      Actually, this is the one important bit of the safety briefing. It's been shown multiple times that in an emergency situation we're surprisingly shit at figuring out where we should be going. Not only that, but one person trying to fight the flow and go to the wrong exit can fuck over many many other people. Just prompting people to look around and register in their brain "it's 3 rows behind me" is useful.

    45. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by jemenake · · Score: 1

      People don't listen to that preflight announcement stuff because they've heard it a hundred times before.

      Right. What has the attendants so mad is that people are now being obvious about it.

      People who've flown even a couple of times before don't need to listen... I know how to wear a seatbelt and that my seat cushion can be used as a floatation device..."

      .. the only problem being that, if you're in a plane with actual life-vests under the seat, the seat cushions might not be easily detachable as they're not the primary flotation device. Also, is your life-vest located under your seat or in the bin above you? If it's under your seat, can you *reach* it? More-importantly, which of the exit doors are the kind that swing in and stay there? Which ones come completely off and need to be tossed out the doorway? Do you pull the door into the cabin from the top or bottom? Which doors release by swinging a single arm? Do you swing it up or down? Which ones don't have an arm, but a pull-down lever? Which of those have an additional cover over the lever which you must pull down *first*? Which doors should you not open in a water landing? Which doors have escape-slides? Which ones auto-deploy when you remove the door? Which ones require a tab to be pulled? Which ones detach to become rafts? How do you detach them?

      There *are* differences, and the time to figure out what there is not when you've got 2-3 seconds before a mass of onrushing, panicking humanity presses you up against the door. That's why I try to always "review the passenger information booklet located in [my] seat pouch". Even if I'm not on an exit row, I make sure that I know how to open the nearest door, because the dudes *in* the exit row might be thinking "Hey, I know how to operated a damn seatbelt..."

    46. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by ThatsMyNick · · Score: 2

      And spinal injuries. Dont forget your spine.

    47. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So your issue is you have ADHD, so therefore everyone else needs to be taught at your level.,

    48. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what? the rule to stow EVERYTHING during take off and landing had nothing to do with RF

    49. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by StrangeBrew · · Score: 2

      No kidding. Electronic devices, no electronic devices, it doesn't matter. I might check out the stewardess, but I'm not listening to her or paying attention to what she is telling me because I've heard it countless times before. Though I have always wondered whether or not it's a lie that if the oxygen bag doesn't inflate that it's still working. It sounds like a load of BS meant to prevent you from freaking out, and fighting with the person next to you who has obviously got a working mask.

    50. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by shadowrat · · Score: 1

      There's a difference there. Skydyving training doesn't consist solely of lectures (though there is a fair bit). It's about building muscle memory. You stand there feeling like an idiot with your hands up and pull your chute over and over for a day. When you find yourself falling in that position, it's now perfectly natural to pull out your chute. when something goes wrong, it's perfectly natural to cutaway and pull your reserve. Even if you are going to do a tandem jump, you are still going to run through things on the ground.

      I've never been on a flight where they had us practice putting on the oxygen masks or using the inflatable slides.

    51. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Stop citing Myth Buttheads. It is unscientific entertainment that often comes to the wrong conclusions.

      Did you see the gunpowder engine one? They put a hopper on a shaft that goes to a piston tied to a bow, with a candle at the bottom. It worked for one cycle, but the hopper didn't feed gunpowder correctly. They also tried pouring gunpowder into a 2-stroke weed whacker engine, which didn't work. Myth: BUSTED.

      Problem: the moment I saw it, I redesigned their hopper in my head to disrupt, collect, and feed gunpowder effectively. That was the only part of the first design which failed: the hopper didn't disturb the gunpowder enough for it to resettle, so a second operation of the hopper didn't feed more powder. They thus decided a gunpowder engine is impossible.

    52. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Then I'm going to die.

      What's it to you?

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    53. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you blame them though?
      I think for some flight attendants the emergency procedure announcement is the most enjoyable part of the flight.

    54. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given the ignorant reply to what was clearly a joke i'd say "good"

    55. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      The air Marshall. Let the Federalis deal with them.

    56. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      So what? the rule to stow EVERYTHING during take off and landing had nothing to do with RF

      That was NOT the original justification. There has never been a rule to stow everything. If someone is holding an ink pen, or reading a magazine, they are not asked to put it away. A cell phone that fits in the palm of your hand should not be treated any differently.

    57. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Korean Air...

    58. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why can't they stop listening to music?
      I take off my headphones when I feel the airplane start to descend.
      It's just common sense. If others want to continue reading, or listening to music that's their problem.
      They can make their own judgement calls.
      For the same reason after 25 years of flying I still read the safety manual in the seat pocket in front of me.
      Why? Some airplanes have different procedures for land and water landings.
      Some exits should not be used in a water landing. Some airplanes have floatable seat cushions, others have life jackets.

    59. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by CodeArtisan · · Score: 1

      Stop citing Myth Buttheads.

      Hahahahahahah. I see what you did there.

    60. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by JeffAtl · · Score: 1

      Quoting Myth Busters probably hurts your case more than it helps - especially on something contradicting a governmental agency.

      While their demonstrations can be pretty cool, they exhibit a lot of bad science.

      Their show is also completely reliant on the cooperation of law enforcement, so they will be very hesitant to produce results that flies in the face of current governmental policy.

    61. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      during take off and landing the rule has always been stow everything seats up belts on.

    62. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That would totally make sense if the typical airplane crash involves the airplane hitting an immovable object, and that the result of said collision had a chance of living above 0%. For a vehicle the acceleration of the head is definitely a concern, because a typical vehicular collision involves that scenario, but with a high outcome of living.

      Sadly, the typical crash involves the plane ripping itself apart and burning the passengers alive. Only a few rare accidents have the plane smash into a building.

    63. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by fustakrakich · · Score: 2

      Of course it should end. Takeoff and landing is when I want the camera rolling. It's the best chance to record a wreck.

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    64. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      The captain getting on the intercom to say "Brace for impact" is even more rare. How many commercial airplanes crash every year? I just searched and found a list of 13 crashes in 2013. And that's internationally. How many planes take off and land safely across the entire world every year? Why should we ban use of devices because of a minuscule chance that the airplane will experience difficulty?

      On a side note: If you ban devices so that people pay attention to the safety instructions, will you ban books and magazines also? People could just as easily open one of those and tune out the flight attendants.

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    65. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Your brain is broken.

      When I am in a moderate-stress situation, I become nervous. When I tick over into the high-stress area, I develop absolute clarity of thought. High-stress situations require powerful mental ability, and so my brain shuts down nervous stress reactions as a defense mechanism.

      For example: I don't like spiders. I avoid spiders. I work around them, keeping my distance. If a spider I'm avoiding lands on me, I immediately calm down. It's a cut-over, not a drop-off: the switch is instantaneous and complete. I then calmly move the spider somewhere safe--and off me--and resume getting the hell away from it.

      I have an avoidance stress reaction to needles. Anxiety, but not really fear; I'm allowing someone to poke me with a needle, which is unpleasant and mentally stressful. If you tried to stick me with a needle (or a knife) in some other context, I would try to avoid the needle, while taking direct action to kick the shit out of you. The stress reaction reduces sharply once the needle's in (although the continued pain is unpleasant). Last injection I got sounded like a loud squirting sound, and the needle felt like a thin filament in my arm--not even really painful, per se. My cognizance of the situation is incredible. Contrastingly, IVs are like a steel bolt of pain in my arm until removed; I hate having blood drawn.

      Someone putting a gun in my face terminates the stress reaction of dealing with an assailant with a gun. Largely, in a crowd, a live firearm brings up concerns about stray bullets and bystanders; if it's pointed at me, and there's nobody behind me, I have a more comfortable and controllable situation--and one which needs my direct focus, thus I can't be arsed with some weird amygdala-driven panic mode.

      Falling from a high place is unpleasant. I wouldn't blank out like you describe if I went skydiving. I didn't blank out when I jumped into a pool and sank to the bottom, with no way out. I was... annoyed at that. I did it again 5 minutes later, after someone fished me out. It took me 3 tries to figure out how to float; I have never been instructed how to swim. I have tread water in a 12 foot pool for over 10 hours without pause. I now avoid water, because it's bitch cold.

      I suggest you have your brain checked for defects. It sounds like it shuts down in dangerous situations. I would hate to see you simply freeze when a pedestrian steps in front of your car, and not remember rolling over them.

    66. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So why not just turn all the seats around. It is not like there is a big window in the front passengers need to look out of.

    67. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A good first step.

    68. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by EverlastingPhelps · · Score: 1

      Actually, on the early flights, they were big bearly ex-Army Air Corp sergeants, which scared the shit out of the passengers, so they replaced them with pretty girls.

    69. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      I have never understood the point of a life vest. By the time I am unable to retain my position in the water, I have frozen to death. I can rest in deep water.

    70. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Jawnn · · Score: 1

      People don't listen to that preflight announcement stuff because they've heard it a hundred times before. People who've flown even a couple of times before don't need to listen. People who are on their first flight, where it's all new and exciting are paying attention.

      So, no - I know how to wear a seatbelt and that my seat cushion can be used as a floatation device and to check where the nearest exit row is...yadda yadda yadda. I can stick my nose into my phone and I won't miss anything important.

      What's needed is either to make those instructions INTERESTING (like the Southwest Airlines people often do) - or to only give the routine instructions to people who need it. That way, when something truly important comes up, people will pay attention.

      You make a good point, but I have seen way too many heads-down-and-texting fucktards walking or at the wheel to believe that there aren't a few first-time fliers in that same group on every flight. 'Cause you just know what what Suzie just tweeted is way more important than what the cabin crew has to say. Right? So things go badly, and we have to evacuate, and clueless fucktard, sitting one row in front of the over-wing exits, decides he has to get out the same way he got on. I'll not lose any sleep over that risk, but anyone who wants to smack clueless texting fucktards around for not paying attention when they should, even if its only the pre-flight safety brief, gets a thumbs up from me.

    71. Re: That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You mean the Miracle on the Hudson where exactly 0% of the people took their seat cushion which can be used as a flotation device? Well done, flight attendants. Well done.

    72. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by sjames · · Score: 1

      Isn't that where the pilot calls out "sit down and behave or I'm turning this plane around RIGHT NOW!" :-)

    73. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by geekoid · · Score: 0

      A) They said 'as multiple actual scientific studies, and, more popularly myth busters have shown.'
      You just have such a knee jerk biased hatred that it prevented you from comprehending anything in the sentence other then the word Mythbuster

      B) You you redesigned it in your head and it worked in your head. That's some fine thinkin' you got going on there...

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    74. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

      I just bury my head in a book or solving the sudoku in this month's magazine. See, no "technology" required.

      So this petition for "re-ban" will still make me ignore the instructions that I've heard before.

    75. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by geekoid · · Score: 0

      Then stay the fuck off airplanes.
      Your phone becomes a fucking bullet in an incident.
      This is not scaremongers, it's simple physics.

      "I'm most at risk during the 30min taxi trips homeairport."
      Not really
      Billions of more miles are driven then flown, and millions of more people are on the road at any given time then flying.
      Normalize that and they are the same.
      Of course it doesn't matter until your taxi rids start accelerating to 186 MPH in a mile.

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    76. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by photonic · · Score: 1

      I am afraid I am feeding a troll, but that is complete BS. It is a shitty job, since you have to get up at 5:30 in the morning and get paid very little for beginning crew, but it is not useless. Flight crew is needed to evacuate 200 people within 90 seconds in case of fire. They are needed to extinquish fires on board, if you don't everyone is dead (lithium laptop batteries are extremely nasty). They are neede to calm down drunk and annoying people, the legal limit is 1 crew per 50 passengers, so this requires a lot of social skills. They know how to handle a potential hijack situation. They are needed to serve you drinks, clean up people and toilets when someone throws up. They are fully trained to perform first aid to keep you alive until the plane can land. Source: a good friend flew for 8 years herself and now trains 18-20 year olds in 6 weeks to become a fully qualified cabin crew member.

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    77. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Look, as multiple scientific studies and Homeopathy have shown...

      ... yeah, it's easy to highlight yourself as ignorant by including something that shows you clearly lack critical thinking ability. A lot of scientific studies suggest things, or explore things, and find interesting but not strongly conclusive results. There are multiple scientific studies showing that global warming isn't real.

    78. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1

      This! Mod this up!

      We do security theater to feel safer, while ignoring simple measures like facing the seats towards the rear of the plane. And let's face it. Much of what the flight attendant says is security theater. The odds of most of those safety measures-- the floating seat cushion, memorizing the route to the nearest exit-- actually saving a life is very, very low. Planes rarely crash. In most of the crashes, those measures made no difference whatsoever. It's total "Duck and Cover". School children should also memorize the the way to the nearest exit from the school building, in case a crazy person with weapons breaks in and goes on a shooting rampage. Or maybe they should quit worrying and stick to their studies.

      She might do better to give everyone a lecture on the perils of obesity, and go all Richard Simmons on them, get everyone up out of their seats and doing calisthenics. Might save more lives doing that instead.

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    79. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      As I understand it, the flow rate is too low to inflate the bag on its own immediately. You provide most of the air to fill the bag by exhaling; it just replenishes some of the oxygen that you depleted. So eventually, it will inflate, but not immediately.

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    80. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She was flirting with you and wanted to get a look at your handsome hair. The "missile" part was an invitation to start talking about your dick. Or she is dumb as a box of rocks. In this day and age, it is probably both!

    81. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it hasn't. I've flown dozens of times while reading a book and not once been asked to put it away, even during takeoff or landing.

    82. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by green1 · · Score: 5, Informative

      I have always wondered whether or not it's a lie that if the oxygen bag doesn't inflate that it's still working. It sounds like a load of BS meant to prevent you from freaking out, and fighting with the person next to you who has obviously got a working mask.

      Actually it's quite possible. As an EMT, when we give patients oxygen with a mask with a similar bad attached, the bag doesn't always inflate on it's own. Basically the bag inflates if the delivery of oxygen exceeds the amount you're consuming, and deflates if you use more than it's providing. It works as a way of providing a constant flow through fluctuations in demand and/or supply. If the mask isn't sealed well to your face, or if you're hyperventilating because the airplane is crashing and you're not in favour of this particular outcome to your flight, the bag will likely stay deflated, even though you're still getting oxygen through the mask.
      When we're giving a mask to a patient, we actually block the oxygen flow for a few seconds before giving it to them to force the bag to inflate, and if they're managing to suck the bag flat we'll turn up the supply until it stays inflated, however our goal is to increase oxygen for someone with breathing difficulties, the airline's goal is simply to provide adequate oxygen to simulate the normal amount you'd have if you weren't in an unpressurized plane at 36,000ft.

    83. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by hawguy · · Score: 1

      She might do better to give everyone a lecture on the perils of obesity, and go all Richard Simmons on them, get everyone up out of their seats and doing calisthenics. Might save more lives doing that instead.

      For that matter, requiring passengers to sit through driver training exercises on flights would do a lot more to keep them safe than making them put down an iPad during takeoff/landing given that they are *far* more likely to die in a car than a plane.

    84. Re: That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Bob9113 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Remember the miracle on the Hudson? It was the flight attendants who made sure everyone was safe and made sure they evacuated in an orderly fashion. They were the last ones off the plane. THAT is why they are there and I for one am glad to see them.

      Does the math work? How many lives per year would flight attendants have to save to justify the price?

      There's just short of 10m flights per year in the US, and a US life is worth about $7m for prime-aged workers. If a flight costs an average of 10 flight attendant hours (I'm guessing that's low), that means we spend 100m flight attendant hours per year.

      Starting pay for flight attendants is $16/hr. So that's 1.6 billion dollars per year, plus overhead, that we pay for flight attendants.

      If safety is 50% of their job, and overhead is 50% of base pay, that means we're spending $1.2b per year on flight attendants for safety purposes.

      At $7m per life, that means they have to provide safety benefits equal to saving 170 lives per year. In the US, we currently lose about 15.3 lives per year to air travel fatalities.

      Just ballpark figures, but it feels like we're overpaying.

    85. Re: That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Darinbob · · Score: 2

      What they need on planes are bouncers.

    86. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was twiddling thumbs not paying attention. Could you please repost?

    87. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I might check out the stewardess

      You've obviously never flown any of the US incumbent airlines. A continuous stream of Grannies and Grandes *.



      *Disclaimer: nothing wrong with the third group mentioned.

    88. Re: That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it just sounds like you're full of shit

    89. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by green1 · · Score: 2

      .. the only problem being that, if you're in a plane with actual life-vests under the seat, the seat cushions might not be easily detachable as they're not the primary flotation device. Also, is your life-vest located under your seat or in the bin above you? If it's under your seat, can you *reach* it?

      I fly canadian airlines, seat cushions as floatation devices are not legal here, so the life vest is under the seat, always. and yes, I can reach it.

      More-importantly, which of the exit doors are the kind that swing in and stay there? Which ones come completely off and need to be tossed out the doorway? Do you pull the door into the cabin from the top or bottom? Which doors release by swinging a single arm? Do you swing it up or down? Which ones don't have an arm, but a pull-down lever? Which of those have an additional cover over the lever which you must pull down *first*? Which doors should you not open in a water landing? Which doors have escape-slides? Which ones auto-deploy when you remove the door? Which ones require a tab to be pulled? Which ones detach to become rafts? How do you detach them?

      Even more importantly, show me even one airline that includes that information in their safety briefing. (which is what this is talking about, not the seat card) (though I can tell you, the ones in exit rows over the wings you need to pull in and up and then throw out of the plane, they come completely off, you pull from the top. The other doors, and on planes with exit aisles instead of exit rows, swing outward, you use the big lever on the door, they all have escape-slides, and you can use all of them in a water landing, and they all auto-deploy when you open the door (assuming the flight attendant properly armed the door when the instruction to "arm and cross check" came over the PA)

    90. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by torkus · · Score: 1

      Fine, how about a bunch of people with ear plugs? Those are reasonably common on flights, sold in the airport or on the plane, and intentionally drown out instruction.

      In reality the 'danger' is something going flying during takeoff, landing ... or turbulence which isn't really addressed. Instead of trying to come up with silly rules that don't cover the issue airlines would do better to say something like 'folks please make sure your items are either stored or securely held in your hand so they don't fall during takeoff/landing'. I've seen plenty of water bottles, snacks, and other crap go flying during takeoff. People usually keep a better grip on their phones actually.

      So this nonsense about electronics is just that: nonsense. Worry more about improperly latched overhead bins and random crap going flying.

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    91. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    92. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by CharlieHedlin · · Score: 1

      They never go into that much detail. You have to actually read the safety card to find out how to operate the doors, and even then the drawings aren't that great.

    93. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      The only reason for the ban was RF interference

      This is incorrect - It was *a* reason not the *only* reason.

      Landing and takeoff are the most dangerous times of the flight. If the flight crew have to should instructions to you they don't want you to have earbuds stuffed in your ears with music drowning out their instructions.

    94. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would totally make sense if the typical airplane crash involves the airplane hitting an immovable object

      What do you think the ground is? Or the ocean?

      Sadly, the typical crash involves the plane ripping itself apart and burning the passengers alive

      [citation desperately needed]

    95. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      The captain getting on the intercom to say "Brace for impact" is even more rare. How many commercial airplanes crash every year?

      It's not even all the ones that crash (which is as you say quite rare). The crash in SF was totally unexpected by the pilot, they clipped the rear on the runway with zero warning to pilot or passengers. In the case of the flight vanished over the ocean, there wasn't even any crash at all - and there certainly was no time for a warning in the plane that got hit by a missile over the Ukrane.

      In fact were there any modern plane crashes where "brace for impact" was given or could have been given? I can't think of any.

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    96. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Zenin · · Score: 1

      Got a link?

      Generally speaking, being relaxed greatly reduces your chance and severity of injury. If you can, let your body go rag-doll if you know you're going to crash (easier said than done of course...).

      "Bracing for impact" is the exact opposite of being relaxed.

      If anything, getting mentally absorbed in a device likely reduces injuries. And if the crash is severe enough to cause a brain injury by hitting the seat in front of you, you're going to be hitting the seat in front of you no matter how much you brace yourself. There's a reason why cars have shoulder harnesses and airbags.

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    97. Re: That's not the reason you're being ignored. by jeek · · Score: 1

      "The figures exclude acts of terrorism."

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    98. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And let's not forget in a real emergency people will immediately go to pieces, panic and lash out instead of sitting there quietly, pulling the oxygen mask over themselves and then their children and adopting the brace position while ensuring their tray tables are in the upright and locked position while plummeting towards the ground at 500mph.

      Better instructions are simply "if there's an emergency sit the fuck down, strap in and don't move until the plane has finished hitting things"

    99. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by balbus000 · · Score: 1

      To be fair, he did say "yadda yadda yadda".

    100. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll take my chances that even if I did brace for impact it wouldn't make a significant difference in my survival or chance of injury.

      Actually, the brace position does have a huge effect on your survival of a crash landing. It stops your head accelerating rapidly forward, and then backward relative to your body. That illiminates a whole huge class of possible brain injuries.

      Not only that, anything not stowed will become a projectile during any sudden stop. Sorry, the G forces will rip whatever isn't stowed off your body (headphones) or out of your hands (phone/tablet/laptop). The rules aren't always about the individual, but the safety of others also in the flying beer can with you.

    101. Re: That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is wrong on so many levels. The only reason why flight attendants still exist is strictly for safety. They are there to protect the passengers in the event of any sort of problem be that mechanical or some drunk idiot. You rarely hear that as fortunately there are rarely problems that require the to do their "real" job. Remember the miracle on the Hudson? It was the flight attendants who made sure everyone was safe and made sure they evacuated in an orderly fashion. They were the last ones off the plane. THAT is why they are there and I for one am glad to see them.

      They are also there to protect the flight crew from interference. You don't want a little kid or some inquisitive idiot poking his head into the cockpit and distracting the pilots at a critical time. I know they have sealed cabins on the big planes, but that still won't keep some idiot from freaking out at the wrong time and punding on the door, a flight attendant and air marshall will!

    102. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by torkus · · Score: 2

      Which is great...and still forgotten in the emergency. Most people typically follow reflexes and known patterns instead. "it might be behind me" isn't in your mind as much as "OMFG F F F F F F F F OMG OMFG THE F PLANE JUST F CRASHED FFFFFFFF"

      In reality it takes longer to open the emergency exit than to locate the closest one. Beyond that ... the people by the exits will open them and start exiting. Everyone else is going herd-mode like getting on busy subways in NYC. If there's stupidity happening at your door...often it's faster to go do another door even if it means getting on the end of the line.

      Thankfully the people willing to pony up the extra $ for the comfortable exit row are sure to be the most adroit at working the emergency release mechanism and disembarking passengers. Right? Oh...uhm. So much for safety ... profits are more important.

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    103. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      If you turn the seats around, they have to be much stronger because the force of the impact will be transmitted through the whole seat back instead of just a couple of hard points where the seat belts are bolted on. Undeniably, this would be more survivable, in an accident but the seats will have to be much stronger and more securely bolted to the air frame meaning they will be heavier meaning fewer of them in a plane meaning more expensive flights.

      Given the probability of ever being involved in an air crash, it's a risk I'm happy to take.

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    104. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by y86 · · Score: 2

      I'm not flying the plane. There is no instruction they could give which would require me to remove my earbuds during take off or landing to assist in the take off or landing.

      I've outsourced the flying to the airline. That is why I pay them.

    105. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by geekoid · · Score: 0

      "Why should we ban use of devices because of a minuscule chance that the airplane will experience difficulty?"
      Because they become a projectile.
      Either get with the fact you live in a society with other people, or move to an island. I'm tired of you whiny bastards thinking you are the only people in the world

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    106. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the brace position does have a huge effect on your survival of a crash landing. It stops your head accelerating rapidly forward, and then backward relative to your body. That illiminates a whole huge class of possible brain injuries.

      Like all those survivors of MH17?

    107. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by PRMan · · Score: 1

      Air New Zealand had Bear Grills doing it on a video. Now that was entertaining.

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    108. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by jeremyp · · Score: 1
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    109. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by PRMan · · Score: 1

      Yes, but they have pulled many episodes rather than tailoring them to fit. This is what you would expect someone with integrity to do.

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    110. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      They never say anything about floating seats in the EU. Maybe they assume all the corpses floating around will suffice?

      Old joke about a forced water "landing", said in heavy German accent, ends like this: Pilot: "Those passengers that can swim, make your way to the life rafts. Those passengers that cannot swim, thank you for flying Lufthansa airlines."

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    111. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Drathos · · Score: 1

      If that's the case, they should also be calling for a ban on books and earplugs and should stop providing magazines/SkyMall for people to thumb through during those phases. But they're not and, as far as I know, they never have.

      Before the electronics ban was lifted by the FAA, I demonstrated to a few of flight attendants how my noise canceling headphones made it easier to hear and understand them (since it's really only effective on the steady (engine and wind) noise, not on variable sound (talking)).

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    112. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately there's no room to brace without getting crushed by the seat in front of you on impact unless you're about 4 feet tall.

    113. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sully Sullenberger.

    114. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Tharkkun · · Score: 1

      People don't listen to that preflight announcement stuff because they've heard it a hundred times before. People who've flown even a couple of times before don't need to listen. People who are on their first flight, where it's all new and exciting are paying attention.

      So, no - I know how to wear a seatbelt and that my seat cushion can be used as a floatation device and to check where the nearest exit row is...yadda yadda yadda. I can stick my nose into my phone and I won't miss anything important.

      What's needed is either to make those instructions INTERESTING (like the Southwest Airlines people often do) - or to only give the routine instructions to people who need it. That way, when something truly important comes up, people will pay attention.

      Considering how many commercial airlines crash per year and survive I find the instructions quite useless in the first place. INCOMING missile! Put your oxygen masks on before it's....BOOM.

    115. Re: That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have no idea how glad I am that you are willing to let someone die because they're too expensive to help...

    116. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by flink · · Score: 1

      In fact were there any modern plane crashes where "brace for impact" was given or could have been given? I can't think of any.

      Not quite a crash, but the emergency landing on the Hudson is a likely candidate. No idea if the order was given or not.

    117. Re: That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you been on a flight in the past 30 years. Those slutty girls got old, and they're still working as flight attendants. They've been joined by a lot of gay men as well. Have fun.

    118. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      So could a book. Are we going to ban all books on airplanes because the plane has a tiny chance of crashing and there is a tiny chance within that tiny chance of a crash that the book could become a projectile and injure someone?

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    119. Re: That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Nightwraith · · Score: 1

      Don't forget to factor in the fuel costs of toting around four 150lb bags of water for EACH flight. That's not an insignificant portion of the cost.

    120. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd pay for that.

    121. Re: That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your attention is required when the cabin needs to evacuate. Everything else, especially to codswallop about the oxygen masks and floatation, is a waste of time.

      Ps. Do you know how to evacuate from all the exits?

      P. p. s. Do you know if there is a slide on the wing? Hmm?

    122. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They pretty much all do. If you want to be sure, that's right there on the safety card.

    123. Re: That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You and many other passengers have missed the point, because the announcements are so poorly designed.

      A rejected takeoff is a pretty fucking serious event and not that uncommon; and you knowing how to evacuate correctly could make a difference between people dying in a fire, or getting out safely.

      Tldr understand how to slide down the wing, and do not fucking take your baggage with you, fatass.

    124. Re: That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is NOT a typical commercial air transport emergency.

      Rest assured, you don't have to do anything to prepare for mh17.

      Typical emergency is a popped tire on landing... Or stuck flaps, with heavyweight landing... Or with rejected takeoff... Or gear-up landing.

      For all of those, you just might need to know how to evacuate properly so that nobody else has to die inhaling smoke.

    125. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      However, your book does not have a sheet of glass on it. In the event of a crash, it isn't likely to pose a great threat. The bulk of the book isn't much of a problem either, in that it will probably fly around with the pages spread open as it is launched across the cabin (well, you were reading it, weren't you?) An iPhone, on the other hand, is a very dense piece of kit, and even if the glass doesn't break in such a way as to pose a threat, it will be like being hit by a rock.

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    126. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1
      Repeating the GP:

      Landing and takeoff are the most dangerous times of the flight.

      If there is a problem, they want you to hear. If you don't know you're about to crash, you might not brace. Ouch.

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    127. Re: That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok dick brain.

      How to evac from a 737 wing?
      How do evac from an a 320 wing?
      Tell me about wing exits on the a340.

      Did you learn something new?

    128. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      Most crashes occur during landing and takeoff, and there are good odds of at least some survivors. Crashes that occur mid-flight are far less likely to have survivors, but that's not the type of crash this article is interested in.

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    129. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      during take off and landing the rule has always been stow everything seats up belts on.

      I have never, not once, been asked to stow small non-electronic items. If it was really "always" the rule, then there would have never been a specific ban on electronics in the first place, because they would have already been covered by your alleged universal ban.

    130. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by penguinoid · · Score: 1

      I'll take my chances that even if I did brace for impact it wouldn't make a significant difference in my survival or chance of injury.

      What, do you think that in case of a failure the captain nosedives the plane straight for the ground at Mach 3? No, they try to land as gently as possible. According to the allmighty google, 95.7% of people involved in an airplane crash survive (down to 76% for the more serious accidents).

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    131. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      Got a link?

      Generally speaking, being relaxed greatly reduces your chance and severity of injury. If you can, let your body go rag-doll if you know you're going to crash (easier said than done of course...).

      "Bracing for impact" is the exact opposite of being relaxed.

      There are more factors to it than that. If going rag-doll means having your head battered off two seats, that's a problem. Going limp presumably only reduces damage to muscles and tendons.....

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    132. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      the emergency landing on the Hudson is a likely candidate. No idea if the order was given or not.

      I had thought of that one, but had thought I remembered that one sliding off the runway into the Husdon... but you are right, it was a purposeful landing with plenty of time to prepare passengers for a crash.

      It's still the case though that n most crashes it doesn't seem like there's any time to take positions.

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    133. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Incadenza · · Score: 1
      I have slept during dozens of starts and landings, I would have been quite unreachable in that state too (yes, I am a really deep sleeper). Following the 'you must be open to instructions'-logic cabin personnel should have waken me up.

      Also, I made numerous flights with industrial strength earplugs inserted in my ears (to diminish the effects of a concussion that left me very sensitive to sound for a couple of months), and I was never asked to remove these either.

    134. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      There is a huge difference between "crash landing" and "being hit by an anti-aircraft missile". You might as well complain that being forced to wear a seatbelt is a waste of time because it doesn't protect against IEDs in Fallujah.

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    135. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Either get with the fact you live in a society with other people, or move to an island. I'm tired of you whiny bastards thinking you are the only people in the world

      And I'm tired of dishonest scumbags trying to use emotional blackmail by framing arguments as "Agree with me or else you're a selfish monster!" because they know they can't make a legitimate point under their own intellectual power.

    136. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by captaindomon · · Score: 1

      In other words, think of the bag the same way you think of a software buffer. Just because the buffer isn't full doesn't mean the flow of data isn't happening.

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    137. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      They can, but many do not. Ability doesn't mean willingness.
      I applaud you. You can be on my plane with all the deaf people ;)
      "Common Sense" is an oxymoronic statement. It isn't that common any more. Unless of course they are in an emergency row.
      Until it affects others.
      Like I said, you can fly on my plane filled with deaf people ;)
      Where are the fucking emergency rows again?
      Just hope you have Capt Sully flying.

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    138. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      Why? "Because in case of an accident it could come off my head and fly through the cabin like a missile."

      Obviously she had been watching Peaky Blinders.

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    139. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Stop citing Myth Buttheads. It is unscientific entertainment that often comes to the wrong conclusions.

      Never cite them when they claim something is impossible. But when they do a little testing and find out that A is more than B or X increases the chance of Y, odds are that they're right (see what I did there?) Also, don't count on them to be right enough to save your bacon when you're walking a thin tightrope line between life and death, or whatever.

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    140. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or in EE words - it's a capacitor. In CE words - it's a cache.

      Great explanation, I always wondered.

    141. Re: That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      100% survival rate = well done, indeed.

    142. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The hat probably made you look like one of those faggoty ass gang stars that are always raping children and killing old people. If I walked onto a plane with a shirt that said. "I like blowing planes up", I would be arrested. Yet the youth continuously run around wearing clothes that say hey fucktard, I'm going to rob your dumb ass. I say we have too many rules and regulations. We need to go back to the basics. If it is important for the stewardess that you not wear your hat she should rip it off if she can. If she can't or you kill her in the process then you get to keep your hat. Civilized people solve things through violence and violence alone. Captain Kirk never resorted to some stupid court system to world out his problems with the Klingons. It should be violence all the time.

    143. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The strongest girl / guy on the plane then will settle all problems / fights / arguments. This is the way it should be. Might always makes right, and the good guys always win the wars.

    144. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      I realize this is Slashdot, where the edge use-case is required to 'win' every time and defines why anything will fail, but for the sake of argument imagine this: For every given flight where there is one individual so asleep on takeoff and landing as to be nearly comatose, there are 150+ who are awake and listening the instructions. The 'no earphones' rule was made for those, Rip Van Winkles excepted.

      And yes, they probably should have woken you up, particularly if you're between someone and an exit door.

    145. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by kf6auf · · Score: 1

      Off the top of my head:
      How to buckle a seat belt; wear it any time you're seated.
      Put your mask on first and that it might not inflate, but that's ok.
      Life vests are under your seat, and how to wear one and not to inflate it until after you exit.
      No smoking; it is a federal offense to tamper with the lavatory smoke detectors.
      The nearest exit might be behind you.
      There's a safety card in the seat pocket in front of you showing you how to brace if the plane crashes.
      Your electronic devices may crash the plane if you use them, depending on location.
      For takeoff and landing, have your seat back upright, your tray table, and all your stuff stowed. Looks like they could just print it on the back of the seat back in front of you.

    146. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by wagnerrp · · Score: 1

      I can't tell if this was supposed to be a joke or not. No one uses backscatter X-ray scanners any longer. It's all millimeter wave these days, and if you're concerned about irradiation from those, you better not go outside. As for groping, well I've not personally been groped by TSA, but then perhaps I'm not so well endowed that I look like I'm carrying a weapon, or otherwise pique the officers' curiosity...

    147. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We'll cite who we want, thanks. Did anyone tell Jaime that you we way smarter than him? When is your show going to be on?

    148. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SCIENCE DENIER! Talk about showing your ignorance......

    149. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aren't you an insufferable motherfucker

    150. Re: That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BA, for one, now allow you to use electronic devices during take off and landing. Clearly, there is no issue. You communists just like telling people what to do.

    151. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Zynder · · Score: 1

      You forgot to end your rant with something about your yard. Just sayin :)

    152. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll take my chances that even if I did brace for impact it wouldn't make a significant difference in my survival or chance of injury. And whether I'm looking at my kindle, staring out the window, even staring right at the flight attendant in the jump seat, I don't think it's going to affect my reaction time at all.

      Yeah, it won't affect your reaction time, but your kindle flying through the cabin when the plane hit the ground has a good chance of hitting one of the other passengers and seriously injuring them, you selfish twit.

      Unless it hit your face first and dropped onto your body, because you deserved it.

    153. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by mjwx · · Score: 1

      People don't listen to that preflight announcement stuff because they've heard it a hundred times before

      Its not the preflight announcement they're concerned about (if you dont listen to that, its the airlines problem) however flight attendants have to issue instructions before takeoff and landing. This is difficult without them being too wrapped up in their Iwotsits as people are arrogant, selfish idiots when they can hear you.

      The article specifically mentions the the "flight attendants emergency announcements" not the safety video.

      And yes, a flight attendant has to tell several people to put their seatbelt on, tray table away or seat back upright every single flight at the very least even when the flight has gone perfectly. This is why they spend the last few minutes before take off or decent patrolling the aisles.

      What's needed is either to make those instructions INTERESTING

      No, for the love of every deity ever invented by man, no.

      You sir, should be banished from flying, or even commented on flying. They cant make instructions interesting, attempts to do so end up with videos so incredibly cringeworthy you spend your time criticising the terrible script writing rather than listening to the message. What they need to do is make them shorter, less music or terrible jokes and more getting to the point.

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    154. Re: That's not the reason you're being ignored. by steelfood · · Score: 1

      But if they did that, they wouldn't have been able to fit everyone on the wings.

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    155. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by mjwx · · Score: 2

      They don't want people looking at their devices with their headphones in when the captain says "brace for impact" a moment before you're supposed to land normally. It's not that hard to just be ready for an important announcement before takeoff and landing. And they're right that you want everything stowed away for those two phases of the flight.

      I'll take my chances that even if I did brace for impact it wouldn't make a significant difference in my survival or chance of injury.

      No you wont. You'll sue the airline for not making the announcement clear enough. Airline will lose and they'll ban PED completely. Personally, I dont want this scenario.

      Are people that afraid to be left alone with their thoughts for five minutes that they cant put their tablets down. The article said,

      the union would also be fine with a policy that allows devices to be turned on during takeoff and landing, as long as they're stowed away.

      Why is it that hard for people to put down their tablets for 5 minutes during the most dangerous time of the flight? Are people really that self-entitled these days (and I used to argue against this so I really dont want it to be true).

      I'd also like to point out, from the article:

      But the attendants union is concerned about the safety implications of the move. They claim that in at least one instance, a tablet "became a projectile during turbulence,"

      First let me say, I fucking told you so. For years I've been saying the real threat is from tablets and phones becoming projectiles. For years people have been calling this nonsense and I'm going to trust a cabin crew union over a butterfingered tablet owner any day.

      Now this is only a significant risk during specific situations such as take off, landing and heavy turbulence. Is it really too much to ask that people demonstrate a little common sense and self restraint... and put the devices away during these specific times. I use my tablet all the time on budget airlines... but I know enough about flying to stow it when things get a little too rough. This is made even worse by the fact people aren't even holding onto their tablets, I mean, who holds a 10" tablet for 6 hours... Fuck no, you lean it against the seat in front or on the tray table, sit back and enjoy your video. As it's only being held there by it's own weight the risk of it becoming a projectile during turbulence is very real.

      Finally yes, I've been asked to stow my dead tree based book for take off on several airlines ranging from Southwest to Singapore to Cebu Pacific.

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    156. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nowadays most airplanes (at least in the US) have inflatable life jackets as the preferred option, instead of the seat cushions.

    157. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by mjwx · · Score: 1

      I'll take my chances that even if I did brace for impact it wouldn't make a significant difference in my survival or chance of injury.

      Actually, the brace position does have a huge effect on your survival of a crash landing. It stops your head accelerating rapidly forward, and then backward relative to your body. That illiminates a whole huge class of possible brain injuries.

      I think people dumb enough to think the brace position doesn't help or that flight attendants not need to issue emergency instructions aren't at risk from brain injuries.

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    158. Re: That's not the reason you're being ignored. by mjwx · · Score: 1

      You mean the Miracle on the Hudson where exactly 0% of the people took their seat cushion which can be used as a flotation device? Well done, flight attendants. Well done.

      Yes, that means they did it right. People carrying seat cushions would have slowed down the evacuation.

      I've travelled to 5 continents on dozens of different airlines, no airline has ever suggested using the seat cushions as flotation devices. You have a life jacket under your seat (or in the compartment beside your seat in business class) which you are told not to inflate until you leaving the aircraft as inflating it inside the aircraft slows down the evacuation. Also, the emergency slides are rafts (and you're told to remove all pointed footwear before using the slides.

      Silly ideas like "the cushions are flotation devices" are the reason people need to listen to safety announcements rather than assuming that they know everything. On every airline I've flown on, the seat cushions aren't even removable.

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    159. Re: That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought they were fags and hags.

    160. Re: That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Flight attendants, for that matter anyone working for an airline except pilots, are not exactly known for their logical thinking abilities.

    161. Re: That's not the reason you're being ignored. by tsqr · · Score: 1

      Really? Your tablet won't fit in the seat-back pocket unless it's turned off?

    162. Re: That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RF interference is not a problem on planes with modern instruments with proper shielding and specific engineering and testing to improve electromagnetic compatibility (EMC). Old planes/instruments are still susceptible...

    163. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rear facing seats would do a better job.

    164. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If a captain just called out Brace for impact everybody is just gonna be looking around confused and asking if they really heard the captain right.

    165. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is just the sort of stupid response I'd expect from someone who grows up in a selfish, capitalistic society.

      A dying person is someone who needs to be attended to, and is an obstruction.

      A dead person is still an obstruction.

      Your inattentiveness may set off a chain of events which results in somebody else dying. And that makes you a cunt.

    166. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by beelsebob · · Score: 1

      Sadly, the typical crash involves the plane ripping itself apart and burning the passengers alive. Only a few rare accidents have the plane smash into a building.

      Actually, no, surprisingly. Not only is your likelihood of being in a plane crash lower than that when driving, but... Even if you assume you're doing to be in a plane (or car) crash, your chance of surviving are actually higher in a plane. 75% of people involved in a plane crash survive. Meanwhile, only 50% of people involved in a car crash survive.

    167. Re: That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is wrong on so many levels. The only reason why flight attendants still exist is strictly for safety. They are there to protect the passengers in the event of any sort of problem be that mechanical or some drunk idiot. You rarely hear that as fortunately there are rarely problems that require the to do their "real" job. Remember the miracle on the Hudson? It was the flight attendants who made sure everyone was safe and made sure they evacuated in an orderly fashion. They were the last ones off the plane. THAT is why they are there and I for one am glad to see them.

      do you beleive in what you said?

    168. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by beelsebob · · Score: 1

      That's true in low speed impacts, especially ones where your head is otherwise protected. It's not at all true in accidents where a lot of energy is involved. When you're talking about 50g deceleration, the most important thing is to make sure that the head doesn't accelerate rapidly away from the spinal column. That's why Formula 1 drivers wear a HANS (Head And Neck Support) device - to stop the head pulling forward off the spine in a crash. The brace position does a similar thing.

    169. Re: That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You win the prize for possibly the stupidest post I've read on Slashdot all year. It's that kind of reasoning which embarrasses humanity as a species, not merely because it discounts ethics, but because it substitutes every detail with an over-simplified quantitative argument. "50% of their job" - the fuck does that even mean? That you could cut out crash safety procedure and cut half their salary?

      I guess you'd argue for zero police patrols, and the firing entirely of police forces in areas with no crime for a couple of days, because goodness knows there's no social risk in packing two hundred odd people into a cramped can with zero supervision except from a couple of guys driving the thing.

      You're so fucking stupid.

    170. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your disorganised, self-assured babble reminds me of a friend with a personality disorder, during the days when they let it take them over. It is always heartbreaking to see because they are too much of a muddle to recognise it at the time.

      I'm not going to call you "broken", because that is cruel, but I'm far more inclined to believe your mental health is severely impaired than the GP. The GP merely and correctly points out that sometimes people think they respond better to simple instructions under pressure than they really do.

    171. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by schnell · · Score: 1

      Are people that afraid to be left alone with their thoughts for five minutes that they cant put their tablets down ... Why is it that hard for people to put down their tablets for 5 minutes during the most dangerous time of the flight? Are people really that self-entitled these days (and I used to argue against this so I really dont want it to be true).

      I don't think it has anything to do with people's inability to countenance solitude. I think it is more about people recognizing a bullshit fake restriction and rebelling against it because it's dumb. Sorry, but there is no rational reason I need to be paying attention to United CEO Jeff Smisek tell me about how great the airline's social media efforts are in a prerecorded message while we taxi to the runway. And yet that was always one of the times I was required to put my iPod away for some reason.

      I completely agree with you that during an emergency, you want people able to hear instructions. But how often does that ACTUALLY happen? And if the shit hit the fan for real, how many people do you think wouldn't notice things like extreme turbulence, the engines failing or sudden uplift/downswings of the aircraft? If that's really what you're worried about, why not ban sleeping, eating, talking and reading during the first and last 10,000 feet, not just electronic devices? Why not ban noise-cancelling headphones which are arguably far worse than me playing Solitaire, with no headphones, on my phone?

      Finally yes, I've been asked to stow my dead tree based book for take off on several airlines ranging from Southwest to Singapore to Cebu Pacific.

      Was it a hardback version of the Complete Unabridged Shakespeare? I have flown well over a half million miles on various airlines all around the planet and have never, ever once seen anyone asked to stow their book.

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    172. Re: That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reference for a single individual killed by a tablet or smart phone?

    173. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't have a skydiving license, there's no such thing.

      There's a silly little faux-license that a private organization hands out, but there is no government agency that issues skydiving licenses. And unless you're required by law to have one to skydive (and you aren't) then it's not a license, it's just a club membership card.

      There is a rigger certificate, which is issued by the FAA, and can be considered something like a license. But there is no skydiving license.

    174. Re: That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Kyogreex · · Score: 1

      Thankfully, most RTOs don't result in people going up in flames. It's still a relative non-event.

    175. Re: That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure how you feel about it but I'd be pretty pissed off if I survived an "unexpected early landing" only to loose an eye to a shard of glass from a phone/tablet/laptop. I just don't get why having to put down your item, pay someone some attention for 5 minutes, wait a further 10 with some pretty good views and then wait 10 minutes at the other end is such a big deal.

    176. Re: That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not about people ignoring the lengthy routine announcements. The reason is that if you are plugged into your device you won't hear a possible emergency PA announcement. That's why you can only use the plane's entertainment system, which stops the music and plays any announcements being made. Otherwise you'd be endangering yourself and others around (not a problem if you are a fucking dick, but I'll leave you inside to die). As an ex flight attendant, I know what I'm taking about.

    177. Re: That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      Are you also going to ask for references for a single individual killed by other solid objects or similar size and weight? Newton's laws don't have to be proven individually for every single configuration of matter, you know.

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    178. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Let Evel Knievel gets ON the plane"

      R.I.P. George Carlin

    179. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      A bar of latinum for a modpoint.

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    180. Re: That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      Then please upgrade the door to an airlock. If the bouncer throws someone out we have a problem with the current setup.

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    181. Re: That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly.

      When I fly from New York to Hong Kong (often because I have family both places) I always look for a direct flight to avoid the ugly but also rude flight attendants on continental flights (if I go New York to LA, then LA to HK. Did that once in the past,never gonna make that mistakes again.) Always fly Asian airlines because the level of services are so much higher. You actually get smiles rather than grumpiness.

    182. Re: That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and if you're dead, how will you serve the state?! The state forbids you from dying!

    183. Re: That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Citation?

      At least in cars, I remember reading at some point that bracing for impact tends to lead to more injuries. Although, that's with airbags, so probably a bit different.

    184. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      So why not just turn all the seats around.

      Inner ear problems. You don't want to be sitting anywhere near me if I'm automatically propelled somewhere backwards. Let's just say the flight would run out of barf bags. Doesn't make a difference for some, yet others can't handle it even for a few minutes.

    185. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      This is a classic example of "mission creep". The decision to ban electronic devices originally had nothing to do with making people pay attention to flight attendants. Yet that is now being used as an excuse to keep the ban. The only reason for the ban was RF interference. That is no longer a problem with modern devices, so the ban should end.

      I thought it was more to do with not having loose items in the cabin, which seems entirely sensible. In the event of an emergency, you really don't want laptops, iPads and the like being flung around.

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    186. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I've been asked to put books and magazines in the seat pocket in front of me, and remove headphones. Maybe I don't fly on such lackadaisical airlines as you do.

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    187. Re: That's not the reason you're being ignored. by kevinking.psyd · · Score: 1

      Uhhh, source on those stats please?

    188. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

      This is a classic example of "mission creep". The decision to ban electronic devices originally had nothing to do with making people pay attention to flight attendants. Yet that is now being used as an excuse to keep the ban. The only reason for the ban was RF interference. That is no longer a problem with modern devices, so the ban should end.

      Not the only reason.

      Everything is supposed to be stowed on takeoff and landing so that said things don't become mini missiles flying about the cabin 'in the event of', which I don't think is stupid and should probably extend to any turbulence flying as well, for that matter.

      Shouldn't apply to wearables, obviously enough.

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    189. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

      They don't want people looking at their devices with their headphones in when the captain says "brace for impact" a moment before you're supposed to land normally. It's not that hard to just be ready for an important announcement before takeoff and landing. And they're right that you want everything stowed away for those two phases of the flight.

      I'll take my chances that even if I did brace for impact it wouldn't make a significant difference in my survival or chance of injury. And whether I'm looking at my kindle, staring out the window, even staring right at the flight attendant in the jump seat, I don't think it's going to affect my reaction time at all. Even with headphones on I can hear cabin announcements (I sure wish I couldn't, so I could sleep while the captain points out that we're crossing over the Rocky Mountains).

      I don't remember ever being asked to stow a book, and my kindle is smaller and lighter than most hardcover books (even many paperbacks). Besides, I've seen the overhead compartments come unlatched during severe turbulence, so in the event of a real crash, a loose kindle is the least of anyone's worries.

      The problem isn't whether you brace or not but if that kindle you're holding flies out of your hand and moves fast enough to hurt someone due to heavy turbulence, for example, or an actual crash. Not all crashes kill everyone on board and it would suck if someone who would have lived instead died from having your kindle halfway through their noggin.

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    190. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by kmoser · · Score: 1

      If it's not dangerous, why do the let you opt-out?

    191. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by hawguy · · Score: 1

      They don't want people looking at their devices with their headphones in when the captain says "brace for impact" a moment before you're supposed to land normally. It's not that hard to just be ready for an important announcement before takeoff and landing. And they're right that you want everything stowed away for those two phases of the flight.

      I'll take my chances that even if I did brace for impact it wouldn't make a significant difference in my survival or chance of injury. And whether I'm looking at my kindle, staring out the window, even staring right at the flight attendant in the jump seat, I don't think it's going to affect my reaction time at all. Even with headphones on I can hear cabin announcements (I sure wish I couldn't, so I could sleep while the captain points out that we're crossing over the Rocky Mountains).

      I don't remember ever being asked to stow a book, and my kindle is smaller and lighter than most hardcover books (even many paperbacks). Besides, I've seen the overhead compartments come unlatched during severe turbulence, so in the event of a real crash, a loose kindle is the least of anyone's worries.

      The problem isn't whether you brace or not but if that kindle you're holding flies out of your hand and moves fast enough to hurt someone due to heavy turbulence, for example, or an actual crash. Not all crashes kill everyone on board and it would suck if someone who would have lived instead died from having your kindle halfway through their noggin.

      But they are ok with the 2 lb book I'm carrying or the can of coke (or bottle of wine/whiskey) that the flight attendant just sold me knocking them in the head or the 300 lb beverage cart ending up in their lap? Airlines still let infants travel on their parent's lap, surely if they were worried about my Kindle hitting someone in the head, they'd be worried about the child becoming a projectile.

      Sure, I understand that loose items are dangerous in a crash,but if that's a significant risk, the solution to that is to ban *all* of the items, not just the ones that happen to have a battery.

    192. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been hit in the face during turbulence twice: once by a book, once by a MacBook Air. The guy with the book apologized. The geek with the Mac made out as if it were my fault. Guess which one I wanted to punch?

    193. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by JKast · · Score: 1

      To be fair, he did say "yadda yadda yadda".

      If I had any mod points left, I'd vote this post up....

    194. Re: That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think your math quite works out when you use the current fatality figures, because the whole point of the tradeoff discussion is that the fatality figures would go up without the attendants. The better multiplier would be "how many *would* we lose?" and that's a harder question to answer with existing data.

    195. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Shirley+Marquez · · Score: 1

      If you choose not to go through the scanner they give you a pat-down check. That can be uncomfortably like being groped.

    196. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Arethereanyleft · · Score: 1

      What I think is funny is that most times I've been on a plane in the last few years, someone would be gabbing on their cell phone or playing with some device long after the announcement was made to shut them down. The flight attendants just ignored this.

      Maybe this will force more flight attendants to pay attention to the passengers.

    197. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by siliconsmiley · · Score: 1

      There was never any real interference issue. Pilots have been using their cell phones since their invention. If there was a real RF interference issue, there would be stricter enforcement than, "Please turn off your devices."

    198. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. Are they going to make people put up their ad filled magazine and books during takeoff and landing? That's "stowing everything." Never seen a flight attendant order someone to put up the airline magazine.

    199. Re: That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As the Prophet George Carlin once said: "It's all (BS) folks and it's bad for you."

    200. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I haven't flown since 2001. Won't fly again until they stop irradiating my nuts or groping them.

      I do mind the irradiating.

    201. Re: That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they could have a brief quiz you can take via an app after boarding to confirm your awareness of the rules and let you get back to business.

    202. Re: That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many international airlines still treat me like a valued customer.......not for a decade have I felt valued in america

    203. Re: That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But their logic does manage to expand to understanding they are responsible for getting passengers off a plane in the event of a crash, and if a good number have no idea what's going on there will be a lot more deaths. Passengers are stupid enough anyway, why allow them to be totally clueless as well. I wager if you removed the duty of evacuating the plane from the flight attendants job list, they wouldn't give a shit what ipad you zoned out into.

    204. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Australia, the flight attendants also control unruly passengers (typically what we call bogans). This is obviously a valued service given the freely available alcohol on some flights.

      Not being American, I assume that this duty is undertaken by your well armed populace.

    205. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, you exhibit the exact bad attitude towards safety that causes governmental agencies to require such actions. Sigh.

    206. Re: That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You miss the point. We are letting 9 other people die in non-flight situations to prevent 1 flight-related death (which, in theory, may not even be the case without studies 'with and without' the ateendants.

    207. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      The only reason for the ban was RF interference. That is no longer a problem with modern devices, so the ban should end.

      So, you want the flight attendants to inspect every device before it gets used, to check that it's on the list of "modern devices" which are not a problem?

      Right, I can just see that working.

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    208. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

      But they are ok with the 2 lb book I'm carrying or the can of coke (or bottle of wine/whiskey) that the flight attendant just sold me knocking them in the head or the 300 lb beverage cart ending up in their lap? Airlines still let infants travel on their parent's lap, surely if they were worried about my Kindle hitting someone in the head, they'd be worried about the child becoming a projectile.

      Sure, I understand that loose items are dangerous in a crash,but if that's a significant risk, the solution to that is to ban *all* of the items, not just the ones that happen to have a battery.

      Beverage carts are stowed during takeoff, landing and turbulence.

      Babies on laps are required to be secured by a special seatbelt during those times as well (including during turbulence).

      And yes, I think that all objects with substantial mass should be stowed if there's any actual risk - not just your kindle but certainly including it.

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    209. Re: That's not the reason you're being ignored. by RussR42 · · Score: 1

      Silly ideas like "the cushions are flotation devices" are the reason people need to listen to safety announcements rather than assuming that they know everything.

      Oh, the irony. They do tell you about the floating, removable cushions in the safety announcements.

    210. Re: That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While it would be nice, our well armed populace hasn't been able to have the well armed part on board for a while now. Too bad. It would have prevented the runaway security state after 9/11 by not allowing that plot to happen in the first place. (Note to idiots: you can NOT bring down an airliner by putting a bullet sized hole in the plane. The cabin outflow valves are MUCH bigger than that and the air leak would simply cause them to close a little. Also it would make a lot of noise.)

      Speaking of well armed: didn't you Auatralians used to be until your government went all crazy on you?

  2. attention whores by mexsudo · · Score: 2, Funny

    they are just a bit lonely...

  3. We're ignoring them... by cirby · · Score: 2

    ...because we've seen their act too many times, and pretty much everything except the location of the doors is common sense in the first place.

    Anyone who can't figure that stuff out is probably traveling with an adult to handle the actual decisions.

    1. Re:We're ignoring them... by Gr8Apes · · Score: 2

      It's irrelevant anyways, there's an entire cadre of people that can't follow even a simple 1 line instruction as soon as irrational panic sets in, like when masks drop from the ceiling.

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    2. Re:We're ignoring them... by bondsbw · · Score: 2

      To be fair, common sense can easily be forgotten during emergencies.

      Fight-or-flight instincts don't let us know that seats are useful flotation devices, but flight attendants remind us each time so it will be more fresh on our minds.

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    3. Re:We're ignoring them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's irrelevant anyways, there's an entire cadre of people that can't follow even a simple 1 line instruction at the best of times

    4. Re:We're ignoring them... by RobinH · · Score: 2

      I agree that most people have just seen the act before. However, your idea that it's all common sense isn't correct. No first-time traveler is going to assume the life vest is velcro'd under the seat, and the seat belts don't work the same as the ones in cars. Plus, have you ever read the safety features brochure? The instructions for opening a hatch and deploying the slide/raft is not 100% common sense either.

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    5. Re:We're ignoring them... by itzly · · Score: 2

      In the history of aviation, how many people have actually been saved from death by using their seat cushion as flotation devices ? I suspect the number to be quite close to zero, actually.

    6. Re:We're ignoring them... by CharlieHedlin · · Score: 1

      I guarantee half the mothers are planning to disobey the important instructions regarding the O2 masks. I have pointed out the reason to my wife and many strangers when it came up and you could see the look of sudden understanding on their faces.

    7. Re:We're ignoring them... by leonardluen · · Score: 1

      i was wondering that myself.

      the wikipedia article on water landing lists about 30 commercial airplanes that either had to ditch or in some other way ended up in the water.

      at least 2 of the planes didn't have any floatation devices at all.
      and apparently this flight is what started all the safety demonstrations for over-water flights. because a bunch of passengers died after they panicked and refused to leave the plane after it had to ditch in the ocean ocean..

      They feared the rough seas and the possibility of sharks and had refused to leave the sinking aircraft to board life rafts

      though i don't really see how safety training would have made much of a difference for that, as i don't recall it normally covering rough seas or sharks.

    8. Re:We're ignoring them... by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

      The plane that went down right after takeoff into water (I can't recall the city, but I think the body of water was the Hudson River). People survived that crash. Excluding that crash I don't think a single person has ever survived a water landing since we started using Jets. There is one crash in particular I recall where a (IIRC a hijacked Egyptian plane) jet after running out of fuel tried to land on the water just off a coast where it was filmed landing. Even with a gradual glide in path controlled landing the waves (or initial impact with the water) rocked the plane which dipped a wingtip into the water and then cartwheeled the plane which left no survivors. Honestly at 300-600 mph there is almost no chance of survival. I think the only reason people survived in the water landing I talked about above was because it was during takeoff and the plane hadn't reached a very high speed.

    9. Re:We're ignoring them... by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      The hijacking that you were thinking of (Ethiopian Airlines Flight 961) had survivors. According to that article, a significant number of the dead were those who didn't wait until leaving the plane before inflating their lifejackets, and as a result were trapped inside the plane when it flooded. 125 out of 175 died, with only 60 to 80 still in their seats.

    10. Re:We're ignoring them... by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

      ...because we've seen their act too many times, and pretty much everything except the location of the doors is common sense in the first place.

      Anyone who can't figure that stuff out is probably traveling with an adult to handle the actual decisions.

      There are people traveling from other countries who have never been in a plane before.
      There are elderly people from your own country who have never been in a plane before.

      For such people, it is not stupid to have a briefing.

      Too bad for you that you have to endure it.

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  4. Do it like a virgin by MorbidBBQ · · Score: 4, Informative

    Virgin Airlines has a video instead of flight attendants do the safety spiel.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtyfiPIHsIg

    Time for other airlines to get with the times.

    1. Re:Do it like a virgin by Vlado · · Score: 1

      Not just Virgin. If the plane has video monitors, then almost all airlines in Europe, Middle East and Asia have this.

    2. Re:Do it like a virgin by jandrese · · Score: 3, Informative

      United has a cheesy video too, where the presenter is in a bumpy taxi talking about seatbelts and on a beach talking about stowing tray tables and putting your seats in their full upright and locked position for takeoff. It's only on planes that have video screens though, on smaller and older planes you get the traditional spiel.

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    3. Re:Do it like a virgin by _xeno_ · · Score: 1

      Virgin Airlines has a video instead of flight attendants do the safety spiel.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtyfiPIHsIg

      A lot of them have been.

      Not all of them are as interesting as the Virgin Airlines video (and some are just a video of the standard lecture) but they're not uncommon.

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    4. Re:Do it like a virgin by djdanlib · · Score: 1

      Some guy gets bit by a kangaroo at the end.

      Oh United, you so whimsical.

    5. Re:Do it like a virgin by hawguy · · Score: 1

      Virgin Airlines has a video instead of flight attendants do the safety spiel.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      Time for other airlines to get with the times.

      United has a new "humorous" preflight briefing, and if I hadn't already been through hundreds of preflight briefings, I'm not sure that I'd understand exactly what I'm supposed to do based on this video. I can't believe the FAA ever approved it.

    6. Re:Do it like a virgin by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      Time for other airlines to get with the times

      Many airlines are ditching in-flight screens in favour of content that streams via WiFi directly to your device.

      Time for other airlines with screens to get with the times.

    7. Re:Do it like a virgin by suutar · · Score: 1

      Delta had these on my last trip. They added some humor so I was actually motivated to watch it, unlike the... literally 50 other trips I've taken in the past 8 years.

    8. Re:Do it like a virgin by shadowrat · · Score: 1

      SPOILER ALERT!!!

    9. Re:Do it like a virgin by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      Funny that the video showed a Catholic nun on the plane, but not an Imam.

    10. Re:Do it like a virgin by mjwx · · Score: 1

      United has a cheesy video too, where the presenter is in a bumpy taxi talking about seatbelts and on a beach talking about stowing tray tables and putting your seats in their full upright and locked position for takeoff.

      You haven't seen the terrible video done by Air New Zealand... it's demonstrated by the All Blacks*, the New Zealand national rugby team. That takes cheesy safety videos to a new level of cringeworthyness.

      *Yes, they really are called the "All Blacks" and they're not all black.

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  5. They worry too much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From TFA "They also worry that the devices could delay passengers' exit from an aircraft during an emergency"

    Really? They think people will be too interested playing Fruit Loop, or whatever it's called, to bother attempting to escape from an flaming aircraft?

    1. Re:They worry too much by qbast · · Score: 5, Funny

      I am sure there will be at least one idiot who instead of running will try to post cool picture of flaming aircraft to facebook.

    2. Re:They worry too much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      "In case of fire, exit plane BEFORE tweeting about it."

    3. Re:They worry too much by WarJolt · · Score: 1

      Yes, but I doubt an FFA regulation will prevent that. Most people don't tend to follow the rules during an emergency anyway.

    4. Re:They worry too much by srobert · · Score: 1

      "Really? They think people will be too interested playing Fruit Loop, or whatever it's called, to bother attempting to escape from an flaming aircraft?"
      Yes really. In 1980 in Las Vegas, Nevada, people were to interested in playing the slot machine in front of them to bother escaping from the MGM fire. Quite a few of them died.

    5. Re:They worry too much by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 4, Funny

      "In case of fire, exit plane BEFORE tweeting about it."

      That's terrible advice. Those are exactly the people we want staying on the plane!

    6. Re:They worry too much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Says the Doofus of Death.....

    7. Re:They worry too much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Future Farmers of America regs don't mean much, as they're not US code (law). Federal Aviation Adminstration regs are legally binding.

  6. I understand, but don't sympathize... by nblender · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Typical of Air Canada, if you're not listening, they become surly... So they want you to listen. But you have to listen twice, both in english and in french... God help you if you should tune out while they're going through the whole spiel in a language you don't understand...

    Westjet has a video for the french half and could seemingly care less if you're paying attention. The english half is occasionally made interesting with the injection of humor...

    1. Re:I understand, but don't sympathize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you're not listening, they become surly

      They have become attention-disrespectful: multiple minutes of spammy politeness-phrases and weather updates, which were more appropriate when people were horribly bored because they had no video in the seat back and no gadgets. It may still have annoyed people with books even in the 70s, but it made more sense. Instead of empathizing with their passengers and adjusting like tactful hosts to the changing environment they become surly like Soviet peasants, and invent these religious-nut American disasterizing scenarios. The management goes even further by adding advertising: disabled entertainment systems rolling ads and ignoring the power button, flight attendants reading complicated credit card offers and baroque in-flight meal purchasing procedures.

      Of course that's completely beside the point that the way their argument infantalizes their customers has no place in rulemaking and should discredit their input generally.

  7. Wearable tech? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm curious how wearable gadgetry fits into their complaint.

    "Stow all the things!" plainly doesn't apply to my glasses, or my wife's watch...so does it make a difference if those items double as "smart" devices?

    1. Re:Wearable tech? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm curious about books and magazines. Since their argument has absolutely nothing to do with the personal electronic devices interfering with the plane's electronics, it seems reasonable to look at how dead trees were treated before and after the FAA changed the rules, and to make any decisions regarding re-banning based on that.

      If I could read a dead tree before the unbanning, and I can still read a dead tree after the unbanning, then I do not see the problem.

  8. That's not the reason you're being ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Exactly. I've been flying for most of my 37 year life, and I've heard the safety bit so many times I could practically give it myself. Seatbelts aren't exactly rocket science, and it takes me all of two seconds to remember where the exits are and where any floatation device might be on a given class of aircraft. THAT's why I'm not paying attention.

  9. It's the passenger choise to listen or not by ndato · · Score: 2

    Thanks God we have flight attendants taking care of our self...
    What if the passenger doesn't care about it's OWN safety? Let him ignore the safety instructions, it's his own decision! FAA and/or the flight attendants are not our mothers..

    1. Re:It's the passenger choise to listen or not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks God we have flight attendants taking care of our self... What if the passenger doesn't care about it's OWN safety? Let him ignore the safety instructions, it's his own decision! FAA and/or the flight attendants are not our mothers..

      My mother is a flight attendant, you insensitive clod!

    2. Re:It's the passenger choise to listen or not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Because, it's not just your fucking safety.

      Want to not care about your own safety? Fine.

      Want to not care about anybody else's safety ... fuck you.

      Don't think you need someone mothering you, stop acting like a fucking child.

    3. Re:It's the passenger choise to listen or not by jabuzz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The moment you stop caring about your safety is the moment you put *MY* safety at risk. A simple one would be total brainless morons who inflate their life-jacket inside the aircraft because they where not listening and as a consequence impede my exit. Yes this does happen there are a number of well documented cases of aircraft ditching and people inflating life-jackets inside the aircraft and people needlessly ending up drowned.

    4. Re:It's the passenger choise to listen or not by ndato · · Score: 1

      Didn't think about that....

    5. Re:It's the passenger choise to listen or not by ndato · · Score: 1

      Then, perhaps we should do exactly the opposite to what I said... before walking into the aircraft, make all the passengers take an exam, if you don't pass it, you don't fly... More interesting, make a video game, where you are a passenger inside an aircraft and there is an emergency... if you win (inflating life-jackets outside, for example), you can fly, if you lose (you die, or someone dies because of you, for example), you don't fly.

    6. Re:It's the passenger choise to listen or not by bradvoy · · Score: 1

      ... there are a number of well documented cases of aircraft ditching and people inflating life-jackets inside the aircraft and people needlessly ending up drowned.

      Would you care to provide a citation to one of these well documented cases?

    7. Re:It's the passenger choise to listen or not by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      there are a number of well documented cases of aircraft ditching and people inflating life-jackets inside the aircraft and people needlessly ending up drowned.

      Citation?

      I can't recall ever seeing that in a description of an airplane accident, but I don't read about all of them....

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    8. Re:It's the passenger choise to listen or not by Wovel · · Score: 1

      Did any of those happen during the nearly 30 year ban on the use of electronic devices during take off and landing?

    9. Re:It's the passenger choise to listen or not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you think the safety briefing actually prevents people from inflating the life vests inside of the cabin? As you say, there are tons of cases where people have done this during water landings, and they all... had a safety briefing. Were they all not listening? Every last one of them? Sheer panic is most often the cause, with some passengers even pulling it while the flight attendant screams "DO NOT INFLATE" over and over again.

    10. Re:It's the passenger choise to listen or not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are also lots of fat people. Let's ban them from planes as well, since they could impede your exit.

    11. Re:It's the passenger choise to listen or not by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Thanks God we have flight attendants taking care of our self...
      What if the passenger doesn't care about it's OWN safety? Let him ignore the safety instructions, it's his own decision! FAA and/or the flight attendants are not our mothers..

      What if that passenger is between you and the exit?

      Here's the thing, I care about safety (not just mine but yours as well, I'm a nice guy like that) so I dont want to have to deal with people who are too ignorant, arrogant or self-entitled to care about safety putting my life in danger.

      I think the No-Fly list needs to be expanded to include idiots that are too ignorant or arrogant about safety.

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    12. Re:It's the passenger choise to listen or not by ndato · · Score: 1

      As I said in another reply, I didn't think about those situations and safety instructions life inflating the life-jackets inside the airplane... anyway, i just wanted to say sometimes FAA and others want to *force* people to do good for them self, I thought this was another example, it looks like not (anyway, i don't like FAA...)

  10. Laws are not to help you do your job. by gurps_npc · · Score: 1
    Laws are there to prevent dangerous behavior, not to help people do their job - even if their job is safety related.

    That is, people have the right to ignore the safety lecture, especially considering it is the exact same thing EVERY single flight.

    You want people to actually listen to it? Fine. Put a machine in the waiting area and require people to enter the machine and listen to the speech for 30 seconds, before being given a 'boarding order.'.

    But these complaints are just silly.

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    1. Re:Laws are not to help you do your job. by mjwx · · Score: 1

      You want people to actually listen to it? Fine. Put a machine in the waiting area and require people to enter the machine and listen to the speech for 30 seconds, before being given a 'boarding order.'.

      If you read the article, or even just the summary you'd know it's not about the safety video (which you should pay attention to, even if you've seen it before as things occasionally change)* it's about people not listening to instructions issued by flight attendants in person or over the PA that are not part of the usual safety briefing. This is not uncommon, in fact a flight attendant has to tell several people to put their tray tables and seat backs up every single flight and this is hard enough to do with arrogant and selfish people when they can hear you.

      I dont envy their jobs, but I do respect them and listen to them (especially since if I have a medical emergency on a flight, they will be the ones helping me).

      * look at how many people in this thread still think cushions are flotation devices, that's why people need to pay attention.

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    2. Re:Laws are not to help you do your job. by gurps_npc · · Score: 1
      I did read the article. Did you read my entire comment? I was saying that yes people ignore the safety lecture, because it is stupid. Ninety five percent of people have already heard it.

      More importantly, my point was that the law is not there to make the flight attendants job easier, no matter how worthy they are. Similarly, the law doesn't let cops listen to everyone's phone calls just because it would make their job easier.

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  11. What about books? by Len · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why were books, magazines and newspapers never banned before? They're just as much of a distraction (at least, they used to be until smartphones took over). Heck, they give away magazines in every seat pocket.

    1. Re:What about books? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Books and magazines don't use headphones. It's a lot easier to ignore someone when you can just turn up the volume.

    2. Re:What about books? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why were books, magazines and newspapers never banned before? They're just as much of a distraction (at least, they used to be until smartphones took over). Heck, they give away magazines in every seat pocket.

      How many people read books as opposed to use a smart phone or tablet? And how many of those books put out sound and light ?

    3. Re:What about books? by Anonymous+Psychopath · · Score: 1

      Why were books, magazines and newspapers never banned before? They're just as much of a distraction (at least, they used to be until smartphones took over). Heck, they give away magazines in every seat pocket.

      My thoughts exactly. I was expecting the in-flight magazine folks and SkyMall to be the ones pushing the issue. The only time I'd read them is takeoffs and landings.

      What they ought to do is build the safety briefing into their mobile apps. They know when I've boarded the plane, so they could simply set a timer that triggers ten minutes later and prompts me to look at a video or something on my mobile. Frequent flyers would still ignore it, but at least the flight attendants wouldn't get their knickers in a bunch.

      I feel for them sometimes. It must be hard to perform the briefing, especially the part where you have to demonstrate how a seatbelt works. The seatbelt design hasn't changed since before many of them were born, yet they are still required to stand there and demonstrate.

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    4. Re:What about books? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually they are. I took a flight with american airlines where I was told to please put away my book and my friend her magazine until after take off so we were not distracted in case of emergency. They were nice about it, and we complied instead of being whiny children.

    5. Re:What about books? by Wovel · · Score: 2

      I wear ear plugs on every flight I can't wear headphones on. I hear more listening to music then I do when I am not listening to music...

      In fact nearly all international flights include earplugs in their first/business class kits and some even include them in coach.

    6. Re:What about books? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or the alcohol. Oh, wait, that's a giant airline revenue center.

  12. I thought they loved it! by XanC · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I flew recently, and the crew was saying how much they loved not having to fight everybody to turn off their devices.

    Southwest might be a bit friendlier than most others, though.

    1. Re:I thought they loved it! by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 2

      My main issue is if they allow cell phone use in flight - an entire plane full of people yakking on their phones, it'll be like going to the movies.

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    2. Re:I thought they loved it! by Matheus · · Score: 0

      Nah.. I think that's more common than that. I fly delta almost exclusively and they don't seem to mind at all (especially since on most flights you're watching a video anyway unless the video system is broken which happens a lot)

      I've refused to follow the stow electronics rule just about as long as I've had electronics to stow. I've gone as far as to push the flight attendants for an actual *reason why we had to stow and only got one good answer (other than because I told you to) *ever. "If we have a problem during takeoff or landing your headphone/cords will interfere with the ability to quickly clear the seats/aisle" not that that dissuaded me.

      Of course I also refuse to wear my seat belt. In the nearly half million miles I've flown that's only been an issue once and that was just sliding forward on a particularly hard landing (which I compensate for with the extremely challenging action of not having my feet tucked under me on landing) Aside from the dramatic scene in "Flight" where he barrel rolls the plane there are very few scenarios where that little strap is going to save me from whatever calamity we're going through.

      Anyway... flying for me is like riding a bus these days (especially with TSA pre-approved to save the hassle going through security) so much like just about everyone on the bus I really only want to be interrupted by the crew on my way on and off the bus.

    3. Re:I thought they loved it! by Wovel · · Score: 1

      I have asked a lot of American Airlines flight attendants about this and none of them said they supported the ban and they were happy to not have to deal with it.

    4. Re:I thought they loved it! by sjames · · Score: 1

      When the plane has a real problem, I'm sure the people paralyzed when your lifeless body snaps their necks will appreciate it.

    5. Re:I thought they loved it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I hope they ban cell tower communications. Gives more money to voip providers who aren't affected by the ban!

    6. Re:I thought they loved it! by deadweight · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I am a commercial pilot. You are an utter moron. I have fllown through weather that would crack your skull open if you wre not belted in tight. You are also a danger to everyone around you when your dumb fat ass lands on them.

    7. Re:I thought they loved it! by brianwski · · Score: 1

      > an entire plane of people yakking on the phone

      What old world do you live in? Everybody text messages now (or uses Snapchat or Whatsapp or whatever), very few people ever "talk" on a phone. Watch what happens today as the plane lands and the announcement goes out that it is ok to use phones. Of 100 people, maybe 50 quietly text their friends to come pick them up at baggage claim, and one old guy makes a fast, quiet actual call saying in an embarrassed tone "Yeah, it's me, I just landed." Then he hangs up.

    8. Re:I thought they loved it! by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      I recall reading that when Emirates started putting in mobile phone facilities, the staff on the plane reported that they didn't hear anyone using them, whereas the logs showed lots of calls being made. The engine noise was such that the phone calls are essentially unnoticable.

    9. Re:I thought they loved it! by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 0

      What old world do you live in? Everybody text messages now

      Go fuck yourself as you GET OFF MY LAWN.

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    10. Re:I thought they loved it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go fuck yourself.

  13. Sorry, I was ignoring you already. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't need a gadget to ignore you.

  14. What we need to do is ban flight attendants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're just dead weight. Mean nasty people who hate their job and the passengers. I can't really blame them for hating their job though. Instead of spending 2 hrs handing out peanuts to the meat bodies, just have the meat puppets pick up their own bag of peanuts in a peanut bag as they walk onto the plane. As for the critical safety role that stewardes play, I call bullshit. If the plane crashes your gonna die. Get over it.

  15. no fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    leave it to an aisle donkey to ruin a good thing

  16. TSA Has Made Them Forget Who is the Boss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a bunch of busy-bodies. Now that flight attendants can have you arrested for pissing them off, with no effective recourse, the power seems to have gone to their heads. It isn't the job of the paying customer to make their jobs easier. As long as passengers are not actively interfering with their duties, flight attendants need to stick to tending the flight.

    1. Re:TSA Has Made Them Forget Who is the Boss by soft_guy · · Score: 2

      The sky waitresses are on a power trip.

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  17. a couple of things... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) people are saying it's common sense, and blah blah... but do you guys actually know how dumb the average person is? and just how incapable they are when it comes to an actual emergency?

    2) how about a little respect for a process which is keeping your ass and everyone else's ass safe when flying?... it's two fucking minutes.

    1. Re:a couple of things... by Whatanut · · Score: 1

      You're ignoring the fact that a two minute talk isn't going to change the fact that people are going to panic and ignore all rationality when things go bad...

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    2. Re:a couple of things... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, but it will somewhat reduce the amount of stupid people inflating the floating vest before leaving the plane, effectively slowing and blocking the evacuation process and potentially increasing the number of drowned victims. I don't particularly care that much for the rest, but that one is kind of important, don't you think?

    3. Re:a couple of things... by Whatanut · · Score: 1

      Not really. There is nothing really said in that speech that tells people not to do stupid things like inflating their vest at the wrong time. The point is that, suing the FAA for not requiring people to listen is pretty silly, as well. The large majority of those that aren't going to listen have already heard many times over. Those that have never flown and don't listen probably aren't bright enough to not do stupid things.

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    4. Re:a couple of things... by jabuzz · · Score: 1

      In Europe it is now standard for the passengers to be told not to inflate the life jacket till they leave the plain..

    5. Re:a couple of things... by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      What about the Peanut M&Ms?

      The Plain are nice,but....

  18. Well yeah, by jonpz · · Score: 1

    .... because we all paid so much attention before they "let" us use our devices.

  19. projectiles are a reasonable concern by SuperBanana · · Score: 1

    I do high performance driver education events, and you're required to empty the car of everything not bolted down to it - everything comes out and goes into a box that you leave in the pits. Video cameras have to be tethered (because tripod mounts in traditional video camcorders are designed to break off if they're stressed too much.)

    Anything not bolted down can become a projectile.

    Lot of people don't think about this with their cars, but at least then, you're by and large only placing yourself, and a limited number of passengers who chose to ride with you, at risk.

    1. Re:projectiles are a reasonable concern by Thanshin · · Score: 1

      Lot of people don't think about this with their cars, but at least then, you're by and large only placing yourself, and a limited number of passengers who chose to ride with you, at risk.

      Bus? Train?

    2. Re:projectiles are a reasonable concern by Luthair · · Score: 1

      Except they aren't complaining about passengers with their hardcover textbooks out (or knitting needs...).

    3. Re:projectiles are a reasonable concern by Wovel · · Score: 1

      Indeed. The projectile argument is about the most absurd. Most phones weigh less than the Skymall catalog. All phones would hurt less than a paperback book. All tablets would be worse projectiles than a hardcover book.

    4. Re:projectiles are a reasonable concern by tipo159 · · Score: 1

      Projectiles are a reasonable concern, but projectiles are not limited to personal electronic devices. Books have been mentioned here and were mentioned by the FAA lawyer in court. The seat belt buckle used in the safety demonstration could become a projectile as well. There are lots of non-electronic items inside of an aircraft that could become projectiles.

    5. Re:projectiles are a reasonable concern by flynnieous · · Score: 1

      Android phone in my trouser pocket or the pocket in front of me. Bluetooth earbuds clipped to my shirt. Minimal projectile risk, and music playing into my ears. How is this a problem?

  20. Simple solution: bring cookies. by FreonTrip · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seriously - bring a package of cookies for the flight crew. The flight attendants will leave you alone except to check on you, and will probably sneak you a non-alcoholic treat at some point during the flight. And it's not a job that's appreciated terribly much - look at the comments in this thread, just for starters - so it goes a long way.

    1. Re:Simple solution: bring cookies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      In a post 9/11 world, I would be concerned if flight crews accepted food from strangers.

    2. Re:Simple solution: bring cookies. by ledow · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sorry, I don't bribe in order to receive good service from people whom I'm paying money for that service in that first place. Provide of don't. That your job is bad isn't my problem. I won't make it any worse, so long as you do it. But I'm not going to bribe service from you.

      And it's "under-appreciated" for a reason. They serve drinks. And do a little safety panto. Sure, they probably have to do training to get there, but I have to do training to say I can safely climb a stepladder at work these days - it means nothing.

      P.S. Tips are optional. And voluntary. Always have been, always will be. But I know some of us on here live in a country where not paying the tip is actually PENALISED with attempts at humiliating you. Try it on me. Just try it.

      If I choose to reward good service, it's done AFTER the service has been performed for me, if the service was exceptional, and on the condition that it was never expected (Bellboys holding their hands out?! Get outta here!).

    3. Re:Simple solution: bring cookies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Safety pantomime?

      You're forgetting the most important part - the credit card advertisements. Yeah. Because I just paid several hundred dollars to sign up for your plastic shit.

      But I digress - I love FreonTrip's idea, and wish for it to be extended to all careers.

      Want your server to stay up? Then you'd best be shipping me some rum, and not that dreadful bottom-shelf garbage. If flight attendants can't do their job without a bribe, why should the rest of us, hey?

    4. Re:Simple solution: bring cookies. by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      When do you give it to them?

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    5. Re:Simple solution: bring cookies. by FreonTrip · · Score: 1

      As you board the plane. It's always greeted with a little surprise, but they're always grateful.

    6. Re:Simple solution: bring cookies. by FreonTrip · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What a way to view the people in your world - as an endless series of economic actors to whom you feel superior or against whom you rationalize your lower standing. I hope I never work for you.

    7. Re:Simple solution: bring cookies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Let me guess:

      You don't often get that exceptional service you were hoping for, do you?

    8. Re:Simple solution: bring cookies. by j2.718ff · · Score: 1

      Seriously - bring a package of cookies for the flight crew.

      Don't flight attendants already have access to cookies? Should I bring a Big Mac to a Burger King cashier and expect better service?

    9. Re:Simple solution: bring cookies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Don't worry. With an attitude like his – and not being able to distinguish a gesture of goodwill from a bribe – he probably won't ever be successful enough to have employees. Captcha: slaver

    10. Re:Simple solution: bring cookies. by FreonTrip · · Score: 1

      In my experience one doesn't regularly spend hours in an enclosed, pressurized space thousands of feet above ground with fast food workers...

    11. Re:Simple solution: bring cookies. by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      Seriously - bring a package of cookies for the flight crew. .... And it's not a job that's appreciated terribly much - look at the comments in this thread, just for starters - so it goes a long way.

      Beyond being polite to the attendants, I don't see any need for any more. It may be a crappy job, but it was their choice to do that job. There are vastly more applicants for the job than people hired.

      ... and will probably sneak you a non-alcoholic treat at some point during the flight

      "non-alcoholic": wow! Actually, politeness may get you an alcoholic drink, but probably only on long-haul flights when the attendants are bored.

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    12. Re:Simple solution: bring cookies. by drkoemans · · Score: 1

      Seriously - bring a package of cookies for the flight crew.

      This. My cousin is a flight attendant and said to me if you want to make fast friends just hook your flight attendant up with a little package of M&Ms or something simple like that. It isn't bribery, it's just a kindness, the same I do for my mailman and garbage collector from time to time. The world would be a much better place if we could all just be human to one another once in a while.

    13. Re:Simple solution: bring cookies. by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      Cookies? Not me, I wouldn't want to be suspected of being a terrorist trying to poison/incapacitate the flight crew. The best I could do, would be a coupon for a free box of cookies at Ms. Fields, or a coupon for a free custom drink at Starbucks.

    14. Re:Simple solution: bring cookies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the US, a tip isn't paying "extra". It's the cost of service. And it's been this way for a very long time. Can we stop pretending it's an optional extra for exceptional service? This is why tip shaming happens.

      That said, the whole system is fucked up. Tipping should be abolished and the restaurants should increase the cost of food by 20% and then pay their employees accordingly. But until that happens, can we please stop bitching about the tip? Write your congressman, or something.

    15. Re:Simple solution: bring cookies. by roman_mir · · Score: 2

      What are people? People are economic actors, as to 'feeling superior' or 'rationalising lower standing' - nobody has to do any of it, but people are a series of economic actors, nothing more unless you are specifically connected to them in some way. What do you know about a guy that swept floors at a factory that made the screws that were used to make tools that were used to build a tractor that at some point was used by a farmer while picking apples that went into a pie you bought?

      An unknown to you economic actor that was paid what his labour was worth paying for at the moment in that place. You don't know him or his parents or his children or his pet gold fish.

      You can feel superior to him if you like or you can feel inferior to somebody that commands a large company that you end up buying your computer from or some other stuff if you want, nobody forces you to feel one way or another.

    16. Re:Simple solution: bring cookies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doubling down on the sociopath strategy, eh?

    17. Re:Simple solution: bring cookies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      people are a series of economic actors, nothing more

      If that is what you choose them to be.

      unless you are specifically connected to them in some way.

      Like, say, sharing an Al tube with them in the clouds for a few hours.

      What do you know about a guy that swept floors at a factory that made the screws that were used to make tools that were used to build a tractor that at some point was used by a farmer while picking apples that went into a pie you bought?

      I know that the guy is human. If that doesn't immediately allow me to infer a whole host of things beyond "he was a cog formed of meat in some business somewhere", I am mentally and emotionally defective. When I'm defective, I go about thinking how to fix myself - I don't announce my defect to the world as correct.

    18. Re:Simple solution: bring cookies. by ledow · · Score: 2

      A gesture of goodwill is done without expectation.

      This isn't.

      A recognition of service is performed after the service.

      This isn't.

      A bribe is performed beforehand with expectation of some return.

      This is a bribe. Only in the emotional stakes, maybe, but still a bribe.

      P.S. Ran my own business for 12+ years. Currently in IT management. Handling people is not about sucking up to them constantly, nor bribing them into efficiency. It's about expecting normal service, rewarding exceptional service, and thinking about the customer. If my staff gave preference to someone (at other's expense) just because they had bribed them with cookies (or flirting, or carrying something for them), with the expectation clear - I'd be having words. If, however, they receive said cookies for having done a great job, they'd get an entirely different kind of word. But it would be nothing compared to the amount of "cookies" they'd receive for coming and telling me that things need to change, that a customer is in discomfort, or for going above-and-beyond without expectation of reward in the first place.

    19. Re:Simple solution: bring cookies. by drew870mitchell · · Score: 1

      What's more, due to the glamour of the skies, there is always a fresh bumper crop of new applicants for flight attendant positions, keeping pay terribly depressed. I had a friend who applied and got accepted at a major airline but turned it down when she found out it paid less than her call center job.

    20. Re:Simple solution: bring cookies. by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, tips have become an expected part of compensation in the US. Minimum wages are often lower for people who are in jobs that normally get tips. The IRS will figure that people in such jobs must have gotten a certain amount in tips, and will audit those people if they list too little tip income. In that situation, by not giving tips, you are actually hurting people.

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    21. Re:Simple solution: bring cookies. by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

      Seriously - bring a package of cookies for the flight crew. The flight attendants will leave you alone except to check on you, and will probably sneak you a non-alcoholic treat at some point during the flight. And it's not a job that's appreciated terribly much - look at the comments in this thread, just for starters - so it goes a long way.

      Bring a package of space brownies and you'll get even more wonderful and interesting service.

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    22. Re:Simple solution: bring cookies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I completely agree. However, tips are often used to allow employers to underpay people on the conditional expectation that they make it up with the tips. Outlaw that practice and I'll happily be content with never giving a tip ever. I'm sure that you're response, or one of them, will be that your responsibility does not encompass their poor job choice. Again I agree, however there is no action that is totally independent, i.e., free choice is a myth.

    23. Re:Simple solution: bring cookies. by ledow · · Score: 1

      I live in a country with guaranteed minimum wage.

      If the guy sweeping the street doesn't get tips, I don't see why the waitress he sweeps past every morning should. They both received a guaranteed minimum. If that's not enough, there's a reason to campaign for minimum wage rises. Not to tip, charity-like, out of sympathy.

      If you're going to tip on the basis of hard work, or sympathy for their plight, tip nurses, tip doctors, tip policemen (you can't, but that's another matter), tip firefighters, tip sewer workers, tip the guy that sweeps the streets cleaner than any other. Don't tip because you feel sorry they are in such a bad job with an employer who doesn't appreciate them.

      You say yourself: "tips are often used to allow employers to underpay people"

      If you didn't tip, they'd have to pay a proper wage.

  21. Unions by Jodka · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "...the nation's largest flight attendant union is now suing the FAA to have the ban on gadget use during takeoff and landing reinstated."

    An excellent example of how unions supplant an eagerness of workers to meet customers wants and needs with an attitude of wanton truculence.

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    1. Re:Unions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The example provided actually says the opposite, at least four other unions in this sector do not do what you imply all unions do.

  22. Safer to have dense, aerodynamic objects stowed by WillAdams · · Score: 2

    There have already been a couple of instances of children being injured in car accidents --- what will be the rate of injury in an airliner crash?

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    1. Re:Safer to have dense, aerodynamic objects stowed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      100%

  23. As if we weren't ignoring them before by HangingChad · · Score: 5, Funny

    We were ignoring seat belt puppet show long before the FAA loosened restrictions on gadgets. Besides, if there ever actually was an accident, the chances of needing any of that safety equipment is pretty negligible. I don't think the little oxygen mask is going to be any match for blunt force trauma. At normal airliner speeds, the little mask would be wearing you for protection.

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    1. Re:As if we weren't ignoring them before by swillden · · Score: 1

      We were ignoring seat belt puppet show long before the FAA loosened restrictions on gadgets.

      Hell, I was ignoring it before we even had gadgets to fiddle with.

      I still remember one flight in the late 90's, United I think it was, SFO to Hong Kong. I was chatting with my buddy and the flight attendant stopped her presentation, walked over and chastised us for not paying attention. Seriously pissed me off. I complained to the airline and got an apology plus some certificates for free drinks on my next flight.

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  24. As if we paid attention before... by sjbe · · Score: 2

    The Association of Flight Attendants-CWA argues that the change has caused many passengers to ignore flight attendants' emergency announcements, and that the new rules violate federal regulations requiring passengers to stow all items during takeoff and landing.

    So many problems with this:

    1) It's cute how they think people were paying attention before. The little song and dance number they do before every flight is a bureaucrat's dumb idea. Air travel is almost absurdly safe and the talk is a good approximation of useless. It's purely so that if the airline gets sued they have a defense and that isn't my problem.

    2) There has never been a requirement that "all items" be stowed during takeoff and landing or if there actually was such a regulation it was never enforced before so it's unclear why it is now necessary. I've never been asked to put away a magazine or any number of other loose items during takeoff or landing.

    3) Reading or playing with my tablet keeps what is already an uncomfortable and annoying experience within the bounds of tolerable. If they want to give me more leg room and a better seat then we can talk about when to allow my choice of entertainment.

  25. Re:By Neruos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    kind of expenssive to have a flight attendant for each passenger.

  26. flight attendants? by Charliemopps · · Score: 0

    Lets stop calling them Flight Attendants and call them what they are... glorified waiters. Yes, I understand that the pre-flgiht announcement was the only part of your job that allowed you to continued to believe you made the correct career choice when you dropped out of college, but frankly the rest of us would rather be playing Angry Birds than helping you perpetuate your delusion. It's time to move on, the announcements don't matter, if the plane goes down we're going to die. There's a tiny chance we'll survive and your advice will come in handy but in truth we'll all be screaming and crawling over one another like animals, not trying to figure out how to float on our seat cushions.

    1. Re:flight attendants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry, we'd be happy to let most of you assholes die, but I take my job seriously, and my job is passenger safety. I'd really like to pour your drink over your entitled head, but that won't pay the bills. Again, my primary job is passenger safety. Not comfort, not drinks, but safety. I take it seriously, my union takes it seriously, and my employer generally takes it seriously.

    2. Re:flight attendants? by JeffOwl · · Score: 1

      I won't dispute your commitment to safety, but I really have a hard time believing that your union gives a rip about passenger safety. They may be concerned about your safety, your livelihood, your work-life balance (which they should be), but I really can't believe that they care about passenger safety except where it affects those things.

  27. They just want to regain authority by swb · · Score: 1

    I can't say there's much good about being a flight attendant.

    It doesn't have that 1960s "Coffee, tea, or me?" glamour anymore. The airlines want to fuck them over on wages, work rules and pensions. The passengers aren't upper middle class people in suits and dresses, they're filled with slobs in flip-flops. Unless the flight goes extremely well without delays and problems, the coach section is a little like prison cell block, on the verge of riot at any moment.

    Many passengers are openly spiteful of the airlines and their hidden fee pricing and boxcars-to-camp attitude towards passengers and they aren't afraid to take this out on flight attendants. With smartphones everywhere, they know they're only a few taps of a keyboard away from public humiliation via Twitter or Facebook, something the media LOVES to pile on with.

    The whole constitution-free zone structure of airports doesn't help, either.

    I would imagine they want these regulations restored not because their tired and half-hearted safety speech is ignored but because they want to regain leverage over passengers who are openly contemptible towards them.

    1. Re:They just want to regain authority by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're telling me they are looking to actually be a nuisance so that the portion of the passengers that just minded their own bussiness will hate them too?

  28. Get strippers to do the safety announcements by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Problem solved

  29. books by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By the same logic, they should also ban books, newspapers, crying babies, sleeping, etc too when going through the pre-flight safety instructions.

    1. Re:books by ledow · · Score: 1

      Yep.

      And speak clearly (sorry, it's not racist to suggest they do the announcements in clearly-understood language of the country they've landed in, are going to and - if possible - English).

      And they should also be required to STOP the damn announcements about food, adverts, drinks, perfumes etc. that go on and on and on throughout the flight so I can concentrate and distinguish the safety announcement from actual non-important stuff.

      That said, I stopped listening to safety announcements 15 years ago. They do nothing, on ships or planes. People still make the same mistakes. You want people to unbuckle the seatbelt first go? Make it like a car seat-belt. You want the lifejacket to work immediately with an incompetent user? Make it foolproof. Don't buy stuff that requires a ten-minute demo for me to understand it, counter to the entirety of the rest of my life's pursuits (nobody had to show me how to put on a car seat belt since I was a baby).

      You want me to listen to you? Shut everything else up. Including yourself when I'm trying to sleep. The alternative is that I turn YOU off by plugging headphones in, falling asleep or just plain ignoring you.

      I will pay an extra 20GBP per flight if I can be seated in a quiet section with people who've also paid the 20GBP and where we use the call-buttons if we actually WANT something, and other times we don't get disturbed. Hell, I'd pay 20GBP AND listen to your in-flight briefing if it would shut you up for the rest of the journey.

  30. situation awareness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's needed is either to make those instructions INTERESTING (like the Southwest Airlines people often do) - or to only give the routine instructions to people who need it. That way, when something truly important comes up, people will pay attention.

    It's not (just) about the safety presentation, but also about situation awareness.

    Per a Boeing study, about 80% of aircraft accdients happen either during take-off or landing (say, at less than 10,000'/3000m). "Coincidentally" this when you're asked to put stuff away.

    You want people bored and looking around during this time instead of focused on a screen. You have less than two minutes to get out, and precious seconds can be waste by someone fumbling with gadgets.

    1. Re:situation awareness by Wovel · · Score: 1

      Plane crashes, I will know. What about people that fall asleep? Are reading a book? Have ear plugs in? When I couldn't use my headphones I had earplugs in and read a book. I was much less aware than I am listening to music and looking at my phones.

      These arguments are all absurd. There are only two groups of people that want the ban: people who rarely or never fly and fly attendants. Flight attendants just don't like the fact that it is much more obvious they are being ignored. It is a bit confusing though. I talk to flight attentands a couple of times a week and nearly all of them think the ban was stupid and lifting it was a good thing. So really this is about some curmudgeonly Luddite running the union.

  31. Stalin Era Gulag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since 9/11 airline attendants have been on a campaign to get passengers into confrontations in the effort to have the passenger dropped from the flight, forfeit the money payed for the flight and incur extra charges to the airline. Otherwise flight attendants have resorted into Soviet tactics to turn every flight in the US into a Stalin Era Gulag.

    With 1.2 million US citizens on the NSA no-fly list, just who do you think put those people there! Yep! That friendly smiling flight attendant!

  32. Six of one, half a dozen of the other by Patent+Lover · · Score: 1

    So I can not pay attention while listening to music vs. not paying attention while not listening to music. These flight attendants just want to still feel relevant.

  33. They might have a point.... by erp_consultant · · Score: 1

    Since the rules were relaxed on electronic devices on planes it's been kind of nice not having to turn everything off - just put it in airplane mode. What I'm worried about is allowing the use of cellphones in flight. We have all heard about recent skirmishes on planes over people reclining seats. What do you think will happen if cellphones are able to be used for the whole flight? Guaranteed in flight fights.

    I'm not sure whether or not the flight attendants are considering this in their dispute but for the sake of all of us I hope they do.

    Back in the day, airlines provided us with food and entertainment. Arguably, it was lousy food and entertainment but it was supplied none the less. Now we have no choice but to bring our own. At the same time, we are not provided with more space to store things. Sure you can check your luggage but that is not a viable option for frequent flyers. So the premium on space is even greater now than it ever was. The goal is to get on the plane as early as possible and secure your space for your stuff.

    1. Re:They might have a point.... by jratcliffe · · Score: 1

      Back in the day, airlines provided us with food and entertainment. Arguably, it was lousy food and entertainment but it was supplied none the less. Now we have no choice but to bring our own.

      I'm (partially) with you on food, but entertainment? 20 years ago, the entertainment on a flight to Europe (or across the country) was one movie, shown on an overhead screen, with terrible sound through uncomfortable headphones. Had already seen it? Tough. Didn't like the movie? Tough. Now, most flights of similar length have hundreds of choices, on-demand, on your own personal screen, plus dozens of audio channels. It's an ENORMOUS improvement.

    2. Re:They might have a point.... by erp_consultant · · Score: 1

      I have to admit that most of my flights are short so I'm typically not on planes that are equipped to show the type of entertainment you mentioned. All I see are those old 4 inch screens on the seatback. So I've gotten used to bringing my own entertainment.

      I've been travelling long enough to remember when food was really good on a plane. Especially if you were in first class. I fly first a lot and all I get is some snacks and a drink. Again, the longer flights have better meals in first class but on the short flights you don't get much.

      Looks like I need to fly in Europe a bit more :-)

  34. My Plane, My Rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It should be duly noted that the pilot in command of a part 121 flight still has the authority to tell passengers to turn their shit off.

    I do it for every single flight I am in command of. Not one inch of pushback until everything is off and put the hell away.

    1. Re:My Plane, My Rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It should be duly noted that the pilot in command of a part 121 flight still has the authority to tell passengers to turn their shit off.

      I do it for every single flight I am in command of. Not one inch of pushback until everything is off and put the hell away.

      Part 121 is airlines, where the company has set the policy. You are mixing it up with Part 135, which is "air taxi" service. Because you are not, in fact, a pilot at all. Nice fantasy though!

  35. No more $6 drinks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If they were serious about everyone performing in an emergency, they'd ban the $6 alcoholic drinks and screen everyone for benzodiazepines or GABAergic drugs before they stepped on to the plane. Ask yourself (i) whether you'd want to live in a world where you couldn't knock yourself out on a 15-hour flight, and (ii) whether the extremely rare chance of being in an evacuation is worth that level of imposition on basic developer-society human rights (access to physical/mental health care, and the freedom to consume the food/plants of your choice)... and then we'll be in the right area of discussion.

    Captcha: inhibits

    1. Re:No more $6 drinks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There will be a quiz after the in flight announcements. Anyone who fails will be thrown out of the plane.

  36. Who exactly is asking for this? by tipo159 · · Score: 1

    What subset of flight attendants were pushing for this lawsuit? The crews on the flights that I have been on since the rule change have had no problem at all with the change. It makes their job easier.

  37. I don't care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I really could not give a fuck about what some 65 year old United Airline Union battle-skank thinks about my cell phone or Kindle usage. Go take your Monostat and sit your big ass down in the jump seat and STFU...

  38. Fuck, here we go again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the kind of shit that bans kids bake sales and second-grade birthday parties. What if it's a sealed package? Do they have to dunk it in water to check for needle-sized holes? Can they accept food from the airport employees, who aren't screened for common poisons or drugs when they come to work? Maybe one of them put an ampule up their ass. Do we need to open our anuses now to travel, maybe shit a bit for them just to expel anything we might have stuck up there? How about their friends and family? They could be a sleeper cell who made them breakfast without washing their hands.

    Any decent risk analysis would show you that accepting a cookie from a passenger has almost zero risk. In fact, the risk posed by an upset airline employee who loathes their job and can't even accept a basic token of humanity from the people they're serving is probably a far greater risk.

    Stop jumping at shadows. Nobody raided that fucking cockpit full of assholes over Pennsylvania, or ran up into that building in New York – effectively sacrificing their own life – just to allow us to spend the rest of ours helpless and scared.

  39. Flight attendants != waitresses by ErichTheRed · · Score: 2

    I noticed that a lot of people are posting the fact that the FAs just want to keep their jobs or that they should stick to their primary job of serving drinks. I worked for an airline (in IT, not flight crew) and flew a lot, so I've talked to a bunch of FAs. Yes, they do appear to be serving drinks, but FAs are indeed there to keep order and for passenger safety. That role is just hidden until an emergency occurs. Sure, some of this might be a union thing, but the reality is that airlines are way beyond stingy and would have dropped FAs by now if they didn't provide the additional service of flight safety officers.

    An example of this can be seen in a crash that happened in Toronto a few years back. After a normal landing. the plane ran off the runway and crashed into a ditch, starting a fire. Every passenger escaped within 2 minutes...before the plane was completely engulfed. The reports from the passengers credited the FAs for basically shoveling everyone out of the plane as quickly as possible.

    So yes, they may appear to have an easy job and the profession seems to attract the young, unattached drifter type, but they're probably going to be the ones helping people in a crash or emergency while half the passengers are running around in circles screaming how they're going to die or livetweeting the accident.

  40. The Sloution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Solution. (NSFW)
    http://i.imgur.com/1ijSrh9.jpg

  41. Really? by CokoBWare · · Score: 1

    They should have those rules written so ALL people on a plane have to follow those rules. Nothing like a flight attendant bitching at you for your device being out, only to see them texting during descent!

  42. I'm a pilot by spaceyhackerlady · · Score: 2

    My flying background must be showing. I always review the safety information card, confirm safety equipment in my vicinity, and, yes, I actually do pay attention to the safety briefing.

    But that's just me.

    ...laura

    1. Re:I'm a pilot by green1 · · Score: 2

      I'm not a pilot, however I have volunteered with an air search and rescue group.
      On a commercial airliner I glance at the card, take a quick look around at the safety equipment, and completely ignore the "briefing"
      On a military or civil airplane, I pay full attention to the briefing, where everything is, and any other information I can get.

      The difference is that the commercial airliners are all essentially the same, and haven't changed in decades.
      Each military or civil airplane is completely different.
      (there's also the bit about flying at 30,000ft, vs flying at 1,000ft (or less) AGL through the rocky mountains...)

    2. Re:I'm a pilot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I fly around 3-6 times a year and do the same. It takes longer to wait in line to get on board than it does to review the safety info. Are you people really so addicted to your screens that you can't put them down for less than 2 minutes?

    3. Re:I'm a pilot by PRMan · · Score: 0

      Well, then you're a pretty crappy pilot if you don't have it memorized by now. Please don't fly my plane, since you probably can't remember what an altimeter is for. Thanks...

      --
      Peter predicted that you would "deliberately forget" creation 2000 years ago...
    4. Re:I'm a pilot by spaceyhackerlady · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, then you're a pretty crappy pilot if you don't have it memorized by now.

      I've made a point of not memorizing checklists. Good pilots always work from their printed checklists. It lessens the chance of missing something.

      ...laura

    5. Re:I'm a pilot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Standard training for pilots these days is to always perform the checklists by looking at the printed card, reading each step out loud, and getting verbal confirmation from the other pilot for each step. Pilots are trained to do this every time, for every checklist, without exception. The idea is that this is a cheap way of increasing the reliability of the pilots by making it harder for them to forget something.

    6. Re:I'm a pilot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tl;dr most humans (especially those of above average brainpower but average wisdom) overestimate their abilities and pride comes before a fall.

  43. The synopsis is not quite right by tipo159 · · Score: 2

    One basis for the lawsuit is that the FAA did not follow the rules for changing its guidelines, because, for example, there was no public comment period before the change was made. Saying that the "new rules violate federal regulations requiring passengers to stow all items during takeoff and landing" is non-sensical because the new rules are federal regulations.

    Note that this was a change in the rules for what the airlines can allow, not what the public can carry on and use on the airline. It does not give you the right to play Angry Birds during taxi; it allows the airline to verify you playing Angry Birds will not interfere with the operation of the aircraft and, if it doesn't, allow you to play Angry Birds during takeoff and landing.

    Here is the FAA notice on expanded electronics use in case you want to read more about how the change was made and what the change was.

  44. Which Comedian Said? by srobert · · Score: 1

    If the plane goes down in water your seat cushion will function as a suppository.

  45. http://youtu.be/GDI2Ziy0Gms?t=39m51s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ethiopian 961, a hijack and failed shallow-water ditching. Both engines out due to fuel exhaustion: http://youtu.be/GDI2Ziy0Gms?t=39m51s.

    1. Re:http://youtu.be/GDI2Ziy0Gms?t=39m51s by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      Thank you.

      --

      "I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
  46. Going backwards... by JeffOwl · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Maybe they are on to something. Maybe we should go backwards to the old flight attendant rules...

    "During Pan Am’s heyday in the 1960s, there were strict requirements for stewardesses: They had to be at least 5-foot-2, weigh no more than 130 pounds, and retire by age 32. They couldn’t be married or have children, either. As a result, most women averaged just 18 months on the job."

    No? Don't want to do that?

    1. Re:Going backwards... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so *you're* the one that watched that television show.......

  47. already supposed to be put away by SuperBanana · · Score: 1

    Those items are already expected to be stowed.

    The electronic device rule implies that you do not have to stow the devices, hence their objection.

    1. Re:already supposed to be put away by Luthair · · Score: 1

      They aren't expected to be stowed, anything non-electronic has always been allowed on any flight I've been on. Books, magazines, knitting, toys have always been around.

  48. FL100 by Stavr0 · · Score: 1

    Your stuff stays stowed below 10,000 feet so you don't get tangled up in your earbuds, tablet, Ken Follet paper brick as your trying to exit the plane should the unthinkable happens.

    It's not the safety drill that is the issue here.

  49. Put your devices away anyway. by irreverentdiscourse · · Score: 1

    Asking people to put their things away during take-off or landing makes complete sense, and anyone that doesn't want a broken phone or tablet or nose should be doing it anyway. The jolt can send devices flying out of people's hands (mostly on landing). People are not coordinated and will flail and drop things when off balance. I saw some woman smash the guy next to her in the face with her tablet during a 'rough' landing about a month ago. The guy handled it well and shrugged it off, but you always hear the horror stories about people being thrown off of planes and arrested after fights over far dumber things. Stopping things from flying around the cabin, hurting people or breaking things has always been the reason behind them asking you to stow your belongings during takeoff/landing. They don't want you having books, bags, or other large flat hard objects just loose in the cabin either. This really has little to do with being allowed to talk on your phones, or ignoring the safety speech and much more to do with common sense. Put the stuff away. You can take it out again 5 minutes later.

  50. Solution: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make them watch a video before you enable their device for wifi.

  51. already expected to be stowed. by SuperBanana · · Score: 1

    RTFA (or the summary.)

    Those items are already expected to be stowed.

    The electronic device rule implies that you do not have to stow the devices, hence their objection.

  52. Maybe it's time to just teach it in school... by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 1

    If the whole safety briefing section is just covered in a standard school course "Safety for Air Travel", then we could probably dispense with the safety briefing altogether (not like it's changed much, if at all in the last couple of decades).

    -Know where the exits are and the shortest way to get to them
    -Know where the safety equipment is, and basic usage
    -Keep your seatbelt on unless moving around, even if the light is off.

    --
    "Nothing strengthens authority so much as silence." - Charles de Gaulle
  53. Gladly Comply... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    If the Flight attendants would actually apply the rule to EVERYONE and not just coach class.

    Last flight I was on the complete dirtbag in first class was chatting away on his cellphone well after the cabin door was closed and we were rolling. They did not say a word to him, yet told the kid with his Kindle to put it away.

    First class dirtbags that cant stop talking on their phones need to be smacked in the head, their toy taken from them, and then someone in Coach switches seats with them. They LOSE their first class seat but still pay for it for being a dirtbag.

    Sadly these rich guys are all whiny babies and will complain instead of admitting they were being jerks.

    --
    Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
    1. Re:Gladly Comply... by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      You do know that us evil dirtbags in First Class are the reason airlines can sell you your Cattle Class seats so cheaply, right?

    2. Re:Gladly Comply... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Still does not mean you have the right to be a giant raging hemorrhoid on society.

      --
      Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
  54. Wouldn't it be simpler ... by timothy · · Score: 1

    ... to do all that pre-flight ignored nonsense before even boarding the plane, by video? Have it online when you buy a ticket. Have a kiosk at the airport for anyone who's still interested because they didn't buy their tickets online, haven't heard the same instructions enough times before to have it seared into their unconsciousness, or are just nervous flyers.

    Maybe follow up with "If you'd like to know even more excruciating detail and see the scary pictures, check out the seat pocket in front of you, once you have boarded the plane and taken your seat. If you have further questions, please ask your flight attendants, who would be happy to show you how to buckle a seatbelt, explain what an "arrow" is, teach you how to read, etc."

    I imagine that 12,000 years from now, when flights are routine between Earth and fully-terraformed Mars and up-and-comer Venus, there will still be an announcement that says "Please note that all flights on Morbo Express transportation, including interplanetary, are no-smoking. It is a violation of Federation law to punishable by being ejected into the cold vacuum of space to tamper with or destroy smoke detecting equipment in the lavatories. We care about your safety, but the cold vacuum of space does not." Even if no one has even tried to smoke on a plane in hundreds of generations. (The announcements on U.S. flights are so strange ... can't they just put a big "No smoking sign" on the entrance to the plane, and douse anyone who tries to light up? I am *not* saying I favor smoking on planes, I'm just saying the strange protocol about announcing it is bizarre and anachronistic. Matches and most* lighters are banned anyhow ;)) It would be like noting that hijacking is *still* illegal at the beginning of every flight.

    * I think there are still some kinds of lighters you can bring on, like a zippo style with no fuel, but perhaps I'm way behind on that.

    --
    jrnl: http://tinyurl.com/c2l8yr / foes: http://tinyurl.com/ckjno5
  55. When it's useful info, people listen and heed by Goldenhawk · · Score: 2

    Some years back I had the pleasure of flying Qantas, the Australian airline. Since we left from LAX, we were subjected to the American routine anyhow. Despite already being a seasoned traveler, I clearly remember elements of the brief - because it was entertaining, not formulaic, and loaded with real useful information. For example, even though I am an aerospace engineer with Aviation Physiology training in a high altitude chamber for government test flights, this tidbit was news to me:

    If you see those silly yellow masks fall down in front of your face, you may be tempted to help little Johnny put on his mask first. Here's the problem: we're cruising at 35,000 feet today. If the plane loses cabin pressure, you'll have about 12 seconds of useful consciousness left. Now how useful do you think you'll be to little Johnny if he's sitting there with his mask on and mom and dad are both unconscious? So do us all a favor. Be selfish. Put your own mask on first. Then you'll have plenty of oxygen to help the people around you wake up again from their little unexpected nap, just in time to enjoy the rest of the emergency.

    Wow. I never knew that. I've NEVER forgotten it. Oh, and thanks, I don't need to hear it five or six times a year again to remember it either... so that's why I'm not paying strict attention...

    --
    --Brandon / Split Infinity Music

  56. Only one reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They know the next step will be an automated drink/food cart roaming up and down the aisles that'll make their jobs redundant.
    If the airlines can take the human costs on each flight down to ONE pilot, they'll save major cash.
    Because people know if they could get their own pillows and drinks while saving $20-50 on a flight, they'll do it.

  57. Not related by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Before I could use electronic devices I had earplugs in and was reading a book. Same effect.

    Additionally, individual airlines are free to set their own rules to ban the devices.

  58. A good idea by DaMattster · · Score: 1

    I have to side with the flight attendants on this one. Takeoffs and landings are some of the riskier parts of the flight and passengers should be paying attention to the flight attendants, not have their nose buried in a smartphone or tablet. This is a safety issue which is of utmost importance, especially as more and more people are being crammed on a plane. If an emergency hits, the flight crew need the undivided attention of the passengers. I was not a fan of the FAA easing restrictions on these devices for specifically that reason. I hope the flight attendants prevail.

    1. Re:A good idea by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      Meh, I'd always start pawing through the in-flight magazine anyway. Once you've heard the spiel once, you've heard it for life and truth is, if anything happens you're probably dead anyway.

  59. It's About The Loss of Control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I reckon it is the fact that they have lost control of the passengers as such. You get on the airplane and they tell you where to sit. They tell you to do this or that. They tell you to watch me and then take control all the way up to when you get off. Now we have been given the ok to essentially ignore then at the 'watch me' phase, the poor cupcakes are feeling a little unsettled. Get over it. And go get me a drink.

    Also, I would argue the real reason for having to turn your cell phone off was to placate the telco carriers. And to keep the passengers settled. The cell pone ban was never about interference with the aircraft electronics. When they came out, the cell phone system was designed in such a way so that a phone could see a couple of cell phone towers. The system was smart enough to work out the best tower to contact you. But that was done at car speed, at walking speed, at train speed. At ground level. Then they had a bunch of folk at 30 thou, travelling at say 500 mph, where they could see heaps of towers. The system, at the time, could not keep up if those phones were on. So the authorities came under pressure, to which they inevitably caved, to have them turned off. All travellers have heard the warning, 'as it may' interfere with aircraft systems. That's a 'may', not a 'will'. But the airlines liked that idea anyway. It meant that their passengers would remain quiet when they could not make calls plus passengers would not become agitated because of something that might come up during a phone call. They want want you sitting there just quiet. Keep in mind that the ban on cell phone usage only applied to commercial not private aircraft. It was all about the numbers.

  60. Only one important rule that nobody knows anyway.. by EmperorOfCanada · · Score: 1

    When you are flying there is only one real important thing to know and that is how many rows you are from the emergency exit. Basically can you find the emergency exit with your eyes closed? (i.e. full of smoke) The instructions say take note of the emergency exits but unless you can get to them in a crash that you have survived then they might not be much good.

    The remainder of the rules are pretty obvious, how to put on your seatbelt, and even the live vest rule is a stupid one to keep demonstrating because if the crash is in water and completely out of the blue then either you imitate someone else's actions or you will blindly struggle (to the emergency exit) and fling yourself out. Or the plane is losing altitude and heading for the water and you will have time to imitate everyone else putting on their life vests.

    The reality is that if there is a serious plane problem that the logical measures would include (bailing out with a chute), smearing yourself in a fire retardant gel and putting on a nomex poncho, and having some sort of gas mask, oh and putting on helmets. Those sort of things would vastly increase the survival rates for plane crashes that didn't turn everyone into burnt jam.

    The simple reality is that nobody is listening to the safety announcements where they play that lousy game of charades of inflating the vest by mouth and whatnot.

    The main use of the stewardesses it to get everyone off the plane in a hurry if something does go wrong. Plus if the plane is going to land in water they will redo the life vest tutorial and you can be assured that everyone is going to pay attention that time.

  61. Fair's fair... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want hot stewardesses reinstated. They're all getting so old and saggy now. Can we get some kind of Logan's Run deal going on?

  62. Safety theater by Snufu · · Score: 1

    The safety spiel is pointless theater. Please suggest one example where the outcome of an emergency would have been significantly different if nobody had listened to the safety speech. They exist only to give a false belief that you can survive a real plane emergency. Air travel is statistically safer than driving, but if a plane goes down, you are dead. Your corpse will yard sale or burn up, usually both, in that order. (Carlin said it best: "In the event of a water landing...doesn't that sound an awful lot like CRASHING INTO THE OCEAN!")

    Also, the safety spiel is just a disclaimer to shield airlines from "The tray attacked me!" lawsuits.

    The function of flight attendants is to babysit adults for a couple hours and deal with "problem passengers." The safety spiel lets attendants believe their role is more important than it is, so their union wants to preserve the silly exercise.

  63. its not needed anyway by bobjr94 · · Score: 1

    What are the odds your plane will crash, 1 in 10 million ? What are the odds the 4 year old bedhind your seat till throw a fit when their ipod ges taken away when they want to watch a movie, 1 in 2 ? Im for keeping the kids and passengers happy. Their speech is pretty useless anyway, if you have been in a car since 1952 then you know how to use a seatbelt.

  64. They never had this problem in the 70's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If flight attendants don't want to be ignored it is time to bring back the cute flight attendants. A cute 19 year old showing an excessive amount of cleavage WILL get attention. I'm just saying.

  65. You're the broken one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am pretty sure you have the broken brain. You're quite the sociopathic asshole, always proclaiming how much smarter you are than everyone else, and just generally a rude bastard. Something something about throwing some stones and sinning first...not that you'll actually care.

  66. Next Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Next time you give the flight attendant cutie a peck on the cheek, give 'er a bayonet to the abdomen. Servers 'er right I'd say.

  67. The real reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Flight attendants get a commission on SkyMall sales. Now that people can ignore the SkyMall in favor of their electronic devices during takeoff and landing the flight attendants have seen a decrease in their paychecks. It has nothing to do with safety and everything to do with being self-serving.

  68. force/surface by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The book has a thickness of a couple centimeters, while the phone is at a few millimeters. You'd need a phone ~4 time lighter than your book to have the same level of pressure on impact.

  69. Flight attendants want ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why should I give a flip what these employees want ?
    I have been flying since the 1950s. I have watched as the courtesy and customer service has given way to rude and very discourteous service. Some of these employees are nazi-like in their demands.
    I have stopped flying until we put an end to the theater that flying has become
    U

  70. It's a marketing stop-loss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Skymall sales dropped like 9e15% after the ban was lifted. They're strong arming the industry to bring back the ban so Skymall becomes a viable early/late flight option again.

  71. The real reason they want cell internet access by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Its not about any of those things its about money, once your airborne they can sell you internet access at an exhorbitant rate since your 6.5miles fron the nearest cell tower straight down and flying at 500miles per hour your going to be transferring to new cell towers every couple of seconds. No its about another service they can sell you, along wiht food, and drinks, and overweight bags, access to the toilet and a pressurized cabin.

    Plus flying is miserable enough without having to sit next to some clown talking business for 5 hours, or waying his mose around since he's in a teleconference. Flying is awful enough lets leave out toys behind for a few quiet uncomfortable hours.

    Paul

  72. Dear Stewardesses, by MitchDev · · Score: 1

    Shut up and go back to being eye candy, you add little of value to the flight, especially with the tiny, crowded seats and filling them like sardines.

    Add to that the overpriced snacks and drinks that have replaced free meals and the the colossal crimes against human rights dignity that is the TSA and you're lucky you still have jobs.

    Thank you,
    The American Flying Public

  73. So... should they ban books, newspapers, etc. ? by the_digitalmouse · · Score: 1

    So... should they ban books, newspapers, and in-flight magazines, too? Because that's what many people were doing before the ban on gadgets was lifted, and I'm sure many people still do. Flight Attendants have not complained about that group of people since the dawn of commercial flight. How exactly is reading my news on a tablet any different from reading it on a newspaper? I'm still going to ignore stuff I've heard hundreds of times before.

    --
    http://about.me/jimm.pratt
  74. Take a stand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, an individual airline could reinstate, but for some reason they want the Feds to take the hit. " oh it's not my fault, it is the pesky FCCs fault". This easing is one of the few things that made flying more pleasant, rather than less. Seems to me this is a case where people in a service industry should suck it up.

  75. An anonymous skydiver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I absolutely agree with these flight attendants and here is why: Objects become projectiles when an airplane hits turbulence or when a takeoff or landing goes bad. Trust me when I say that you do not want to be on a large aircraft with 200+ people playing with their devices when things go wrong and all these electronic devices go flying around the cabin. Everything must be stowed for a reason and that reason is passenger safety.

  76. People aren't listening to me! Ban the devices! by Tyr07 · · Score: 1

    This is crazy, man, people, whine about everything to get people to pay attention to them.

    I want to see 'People are using cell phones and not taking safety precautions anymore, such as bucking their seatbelt during take off and landing."

    Not 'I stand up there and people are ignoring me, I will sue now'