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  1. Re:This is great news.... on Sun May Begin Close Sourcing MySQL Features · · Score: 5, Funny
    Even nicer PostreSQL has an animal mascot, I can see the jokes now: A Penguin, Indian and Elephant walk into a bar...

    We even still get a pronounceable acronym LAPP. It looks like the future is still rosy for the rest of us.

  2. Re:Fantastic on End of the Internet's Tax-Free Ride? · · Score: 3, Informative

    Paypal behaves in some ways like a bank (They maintain monetary accounts for customers and allow the transfer to and from these accounts) but they are not classified as a bank and as such do not need to follow banking laws. This has led to Paypal doing things like locking a person or organizations account citing "suspicious behaviour" and offering no further explanation or directions as to how to get there account unfrozen forcing people to spend months of time and effort to get often times significant amounts of money back from Paypal.

  3. Whats with all the offtopic on Rocket Racing League Ready To Launch · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    This has got to be the largest amount of off topic posts I have ever seen on any article. Come on people were talking about giant rockets strapped to flying machines whizzing around with a hight probability of very large explosions, this is literally nerdvanda but the best you can come up with is all this useless drivel? I am very disappointed.

  4. Re:Well... on Eve Online Client Source Code Leaked · · Score: 0

    I personally think that the biggest problem they're going to have with this source code is people are now going to have far better bots. From my experience with EVE it is almost a perfect game to create a bot for.

  5. Re:get real on ISO Takes Control Of OOXML · · Score: 1

    Open the beer with the car keys if in a bottle, or puncture can and shotgun it otherwise?

  6. Re:What are you going to search for? on Internet Sites Biased Towards Supporting Suicide · · Score: 1

    So basically the problem the researchers have here is that they searched for suicide methods and got what they asked for? I'm not too sure what world they live in but in my world a search engine should return what I asked for now what some guy thinks I should be getting.

  7. Re:What did you expect? on Best Buy, Wal-Mart, Others Fined Over Digital TV Notices · · Score: 1

    The cosine of an imaginary time sucks? I guess so, I sure wouldn't appreciate any math involving that.

  8. Re:Just imagine one WALKing into your cube as YOU on Distance Record Broken For a Walking Robot · · Score: 1

    WTF?

  9. Re:Silent Spring all over again on Blogger Subpoenaed for Criticizing Trial Lawyers · · Score: 1

    Just because you hate the messenger doesn't mean you should hate the message. Dixie Lee Ray may a complete asshat deserving nothing less then a slow painful death but that doesn't change the FACT that deaths attributed to malaria rose dramatically after people stopped using DDT and that because all that was left were resistant strains those resistant strains are everywhere now.

  10. Re:Ray-Tracing Extremely CPU Intensive on Crytek Bashes Intel's Ray Tracing Plans · · Score: 1

    That's just plain wrong there's nothing forcing you to calculate physics or anything else for that matter at the same rate as the graphics systems, AI for instance may only be calculated once or twice a second and physics may be calculated 3 or 4 times as fast as the graphics. It just so happens that it can simplify the programming by searializing these operations rather then running them in seperate threads.

  11. Re:Pretty much dead wrong there. on US Does Surprisingly Well in Internet Survey · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ahem... It's not that its too far north to be habitable, It's that when you only have 30 million people it's kind of hard to fill up that much space. You can take any Canadian and stick him up there with nothing but a teabag and a pair of underwear and he'll be happy as fleas on a dog, we just like to be able to hang out with each other.

  12. Re:Why pay 3600$ fo this... on Imperial Storm Troopers Skirmish in Latest IP Battle · · Score: 1
    Not anymore now that you've gone and jinxed it jackass. Everyone knows that the moment someone states it should be a meme it automatically is disqualified. So now you've gone and ruined it and what could have been an amazing meme is now little more then a goddamn POS that will be forever copy and pasted by people who don't know any better.



    Brought to you be the INTERNET HATE MACHINE

  13. Re:Why? on Boot Sector Viruses & Rootkits Poised For Comeback · · Score: 1

    This is a reply to your signature. But I believe the word "bad" has been stricken from the dictionary from now on you are advised to use "doubleplus ungood." Of course admitting to having been exposed to something ungood is sufficient reason to have you erased, you are hereby ordered to sit in front of your telescreen with your hands in plain sight until representatives from the Ministry of Truth arrive.

  14. Re:Bah! on Boot Sector Viruses & Rootkits Poised For Comeback · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Speaking of which, I remember seeing a rather nifty POC for storing a rootkit in a video cards BIOS. I don't think anybody has taken advantage of it yet though.

  15. Re:Correction on Tsunami Spotted on the Surface of the Sun · · Score: 1, Insightful
    How about Massive Magnetically Propelled Solar Pressure Wave? This way we can sound really smart to other people without making any sense whatsoever.

    Or we could just stick to terms that everyone can understand that also sufficiently describe the phenomenon.

  16. Re:Kinda lame on Tsunami Spotted on the Surface of the Sun · · Score: 1

    I prefer not to catch anything involving yout asshole.

  17. Re:Run for the hills! on Tsunami Spotted on the Surface of the Sun · · Score: 1

    ~6 days given the 1 million km/h speed given to us by the article.

  18. Re:Time is on our side... yes it is. on 5.1 Sound Card Delivers 3 Streams of iTunes · · Score: 1

    I'll ignore the fact that IQ isn't actually a measurement of intelligence because it does happen to be useful as a rough benchmark. But idiot is defined as anyone with an IQ below 20 now on a bell curve with the average being 100 you will find profoundly few people who have an IQ of 20 or below. Now foolish people on the other hand, I see those all the time in fact I saw one just now.

  19. Re:Time is on our side... yes it is. on 5.1 Sound Card Delivers 3 Streams of iTunes · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Right because everyone who buys music on iTunes is a retard right? According to Wikipedia iTunes has sold over 4 billion songs and out now the 2nd largest music provider. (Walmart was first) Now I couldn't find the # of individual users but I think you've just called quite a few people idiots. My guess would be they just don't care, they have an iPod and they have iTunes and everything just fucking works they don't care about backing up or fair use they just want to buy some music and put it on their iPod.

  20. Re:RFID tracking on Using Tire Pressure Sensors To Spy On Cars · · Score: 1

    Here in Ontario we have a nifty toll route called the 407 ETR and that does it all automatically either off of transponders in the vehicles or by reading the license plate at the on and off ramps and then sends the bill to your house.

  21. Re:they have a point on T-Mobile Claims Trademark In the Color Magenta · · Score: 1

    Because there not very exciting and consist mainly of about 20 males trying not to make eye contact with the 2 females?

  22. Re:No April Fools articles this year. on New 20" iMac Screens Show 98% Fewer Colors · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Did you just complain about having to know what you are doing to use a product outside of idiot mode?

  23. Re:Even beyond that... on Women's Attractiveness Judged by Software · · Score: 3, Funny
    being human, beauty++

    Especiall on /.

  24. Re:I ask one thing on What Are Must-Sees For Open Day At the LHC? · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have this sudden urge to mail CERN and tell them to prepare for unforeseen consequences.

  25. Re:Makes You Wonder on Sony BMG Sued For Using Pirated Software · · Score: 1

    I dunno, I jsut read a comment that's even less funny then the GP.