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  1. Re:Knife is too sharp! Teflon is too slick! on IBM Sues Company Selling Fake, Flammable Batteries · · Score: -1

    Well yes, for the first 30 seconds after I get my coffee my primary focus tends to be on not spilling it all over myself fortunately thanks to physics liquids which are hotter then their surrounding enviroment tend to coll down fairly quickly or there would be alot more people with skin grafts to their crotch.

  2. Re:Smug Humor (Re:Dear the rest of the world...) on Why You Can't Find a Wii for Christmas · · Score: -1

    Yes well thats because nobody wants them. if everyone wanted a PS3 and you managed to purchase 3 of them that would be more impressive

  3. Re:Obvious Answer!! on Sliding Rocks Bemuse Scientists · · Score: -1

    What a twist!

  4. Re:*ba-dum pshh* on Sony's Flash-Based Notebook Reviewed · · Score: -1

    Real geeks have changed their brain physiology to emulate an x86 machine running BSD.

  5. Re:Most of the power? on Football Field-Sized Kite Powers Latest Freighter · · Score: -1

    Yes but you had to listen to alot of large smelly men sing constantly while throwing large metal balls at each other.

  6. Re:On first glance... on The Universe Damaged By Observation? · · Score: -1

    I'm not too sure wherwe the line between abosrbign and observing is and I think thats part of the problem that physicists are facing. IMHO I would guess it has something to do with which way entropy goes, if goes up you absorbed and if it goes down you observed.

  7. Re:What's also rarer. on Earth's Moon is a Rarity · · Score: 0, Funny

    My moon brings all the planets to the yard, And they're like It's better than yours, Damn right it's better than yours.

  8. Re:Miniaturization on NASA Goes Bargain Basement With New Satellite · · Score: -1

    They can say whatever they want in the technical guide, when I watch TV all the probes look the same even the coffins, torpedos and single man escape pods are just repainted probes.

  9. Re:Salt on Using Google To Crack MD5 Passwords · · Score: -1

    /me sneaks up behind Stewie with an Acme Memory Loss Bat.

  10. Re:Please don't take this the wrong way on AT&T Calls Telecommuters Back To the Cubicle · · Score: -1

    Why? If AT&T really is trying to convince its employhees to quit so it doesn't have to pay compensation, that would be a perfect case for a lawsuit and would be the sort of thing the legal system was originally designed for.

  11. Re:Unnecessary on EarthLink Says No Future for Municipal Wi-Fi · · Score: -1

    Well my analogy features Lotus notes and a machine gun.

  12. Re:Not just Cell phones use bluetooth on Shake a Secure Bluetooth Connection · · Score: -1

    We would like to apologize for our failure to provide you with the software you wanted and will be refunding the full purchase price shortly.

  13. Re:Well, on Yahoo Settles With Imprisoned Chinese Journalists · · Score: -1, Troll

    Any sane person would know that insulting or fighting against the Chinese government while in China is a sure fire way to get yourself thrown in Jail. These journalists knew that and yet they still did what they did and were thrown in jail for the efforts. Just becuase they bend the law and the prisoners weren't subjected to the same due process of the states doesn't mean that the rules aren't still perfectly clear.

  14. Re:Hides by Glowing in the Dark? on "Stealth" Plasma Antennas · · Score: 0

    You can fabricate some pretty sturdy pieces of glass that you could beat a person to death with, It's going to cost you a fortune but thats hasn't stopepd the military yet. If I remember correctly glass in theory is stronger then steel it's just that during the cooling process many micro fractures form in it.

  15. Re:The real issue is missed here on New York's Slap to the Facebook · · Score: 0

    Well you see us Canadians live in the land of sunshine and roses, whereas the American for some reason seem to have this perpetual obsession with violence and guns and I guess even pedophilia. Even out white collar criminals are nicer people, for example Connie vs the The Enron executives.

  16. Re:News Flash from our cute neighbors to the north on RCMP Won't Go After Personal Filesharers · · Score: 0

    2/3 Of Canadians are on the internet which is about the same as America. And yes Marijuana should be legalized, the drinking age should be lowered and there are plenty of areas where the speed limits are retardedly low. I think I hear your cousin/wife calling and I think your mother/grandma wants you to fix her computer, perhaps you should go and help them.

  17. Re:No sound on GOOG-411's "Biddy-Biddy-Boop" Sound Backstory · · Score: -1

    Worked fine in Totem, I then played it thorugh VLC to make sure that it really was a retarded sound and Totem wasn't corrupting it. Worked on both tries.

  18. Re:Don't see anything wrong here on NASA Knows How To Party · · Score: -1

    Troll! I don't think som given the shuttles history you better beleive I'm going to be having a huge ass party before I go up in one of those things. I'll even be drinking plenty since almost the entire launch sequence is automated.

  19. Re:Or maybe.... on Encrypted Torrents Growing Fast In the UK · · Score: -1

    Window tinting is the equivalent of ROT13 encryption, The contents aren't immediately obvious but anybody who actually bothers to look is going to find out what in there.

  20. Re:PKB on Congressional Commitee Rips Yahoo Execs · · Score: -1

    Let it go, accept that people will always find meaning in everything you say. That guy is probably the same one who is contantly looking for hiiden meanings to 42 completely missing the fact the the real humour is that it is just a number.

  21. Re:Bad summary. Uses incorrect units. on Microsoft Plans $500 Million Chicago Data Center · · Score: -1

    Is that Imperial of Metric asses?

  22. Re:Hopefully on EVE Online's Linux/Mac Client Goes Live Tuesday · · Score: -1

    I thought only the server software was done in Stackless Python. Feel free to tell me otherwise I'm not 100% sure on this.

  23. Re:Now Google??? on Google's OpenSocial Platform Releases · · Score: -1, Troll

    And you're an idiot, the low ID means just as little to me as a high ID does so you can say whatever you want about me being jealous but in the end you're just exposing your own ignorance to me.

  24. Re:Now Google??? on Google's OpenSocial Platform Releases · · Score: 1

    What the hell does it matter what his UID is? If you're the sort of person who will decide whether or not some one is deserving over your respect and attention then you certainly don't have my respect and attention.

  25. Re:binary on Brains Hard-Wired for Math · · Score: 1

    Perhaps the shirt should say there are 1 kind of person, those who understand hardware representation of boolean values and those that don't. Although it doesn't exactly roll of the tounge.