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AT&T Calls Telecommuters Back To the Cubicle

bednarz writes "AT&T is requiring thousands of employees who work from their homes to return to traditional office environments, sources say. 'It is a serious effort to reel in the telework people,' says the Telework Coalition's Chuck Wilsker, who has heard that as many as 10,000 or 12,000 full-time teleworkers may be affected. One AT&T employee says rumors have been circulating since AT&T's merger with SBC that the new upper management is not supportive of teleworking: 'We'd heard rumors to that effect, and all of a sudden we got marching orders to go back to an office.'"

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  1. Shadow Layoff? by R2.0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    My guess is that ATT is betting that a large percentage of the teleworkers will either resign, or come back with such bad attitudes that they will be fired "for cause" shortly after their return.

    The reality is that, in the current business environment, it is better for your career to be mildly competent but in plain sight that extremely competent but hidden at home.

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    1. Re:Shadow Layoff? by physicsboy500 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The unfortunate thing is businesses like this don't realize that while teleworkers can be distracted at home easier, many tend to do more and better work because they are comfortable at home and don't have anyone looking over their shoulder. Additionally, they don't have to waste a ton of time commuting and thus have more hours in the day to work. This does depend on the type of person working from home as some are more capable than others and some need the pressure of a boss looking over their shoulder to work, but I bet you're absolutely correct in assuming this is their "simple" way of laying off some of their workers.

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    2. Re:Shadow Layoff? by viking099 · · Score: 1

      I worked for some folks one time who "rewarded" problem employees with telecommuting. This was at a call center for a state wide group who had extremely busy queues and very little down time.

      Morale was pretty low by the time upper management started to notice what the call center manager was doing.

      Telecommuting wasn't cheap for us, either. We were extending dialtone from the central switch to wherever those folks lived, and paying over a dollar a month per mile for those lines, plus the fees for the call center services we needed on the line. We had some single phone lines costing us over $1000 a year, and we had dozens of telecommuters.

    3. Re:Shadow Layoff? by ergo98 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The unfortunate thing is businesses like this don't realize that while teleworkers can be distracted at home easier, many tend to do more and better work because they are comfortable at home and don't have anyone looking over their shoulder.

      Every firm would be well served to do 100% telecommuting for a period of time, forcing them to re-evaluate how they judge the contributions of their team.

      The sad reality is that many shops judge contribution simply by sacrifice and hours, and lots of face time presence, using that as a surrogate for any meaningful metrics at all. This is the root reason why most shops despise telecommuting, and why it's often a negative career step for a worker to undertake: Telecommute and you have to do double, triple, or more what your coworkers are doing to get the same respect, whereas showing up early each day and staying late is often a blanket immunity from any sort of real responsibilities or deliverables.

      With rising energy costs, shops will have to start to become accustomed to telecommuting. As others have said, it's particularly hilarious that a company that is a foundational facilitator of telecommuting is the one going against the trend to decentralize.
    4. Re:Shadow Layoff? by physicsboy500 · · Score: 1

      I'm sure that in that case, the telecommuting workers probably didn't do much better either way (at least if they were "problem" employees overall and not just when at work and under pressure)

      I'm sure if AT&T were doing the same thing because problem workers were sent telecommuting, then the layoff would be more deserved, but as the GGP post said, this probably is just a way to layoff employees easily and without accountability.

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    5. Re:Shadow Layoff? by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Or maybe someone in power thinks that most telecommuters are goofing off at home. Plus you can't force people to attend useless meetings if they telecommute.

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    6. Re:Shadow Layoff? by physicsboy500 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The sad reality is that many shops judge contribution simply by sacrifice and hours, and lots of face time presence, using that as a surrogate for any meaningful metrics at all. This is the root reason why most shops despise telecommuting, and why it's often a negative career step for a worker to undertake: Telecommute and you have to do double, triple, or more what your coworkers are doing to get the same respect, whereas showing up early each day and staying late is often a blanket immunity from any sort of real responsibilities or deliverables.

      With rising energy costs, shops will have to start to become accustomed to telecommuting. As others have said, it's particularly hilarious that a company that is a foundational facilitator of telecommuting is the one going against the trend to decentralize. Right with you on that one. A worker is much quicker to gain professional and personal relationships by physically going into work. I do think it depends on how fond the business you're working for is of telecommuting regarding how good/bad that is as a career move, but you are VERY correct in pointing out the irony in a telecommunications company suddenly frowning on their own workers telecommuting.
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    7. Re:Shadow Layoff? by vertinox · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The unfortunate thing is businesses like this don't realize that while teleworkers can be distracted at home easier, many tend to do more and better work because they are comfortable at home and don't have anyone looking over their shoulder.

      I agree.

      As a person who receives the phone call when the VPN isn't working, BB isn't communicating, or something else that they need to work from home, I will attest that when you let people work at home they will work all the time and more than they should without proper pay.

      I've been tempted to tell people, "Its 6pm on a holiday... Don't you have a family or something. Sheesh! Do you want to call the server admin who is probaly eating with his family right now and tell him to drive into the office to reboot a fax server who no one is using except you? I mean... Your not even the CEO, a VP, a manager, or even their assistant! Is this really going to cause a loss of money to the buisiness? By doing this do you think you'll get a raise? Or even a pat on the back? This is why I have high blood pressure!"

      But I don't say it. Anyways...

      I've met plenty of people who work great from home and all the damn time. In fact I wish they would work less so I could spent more time not having to work in the office, but that is just me.

      It really depends on if the job requires constant supervising, but over all when you work from home you end up at your job 24/7 unlike me who goes home and turns off my phone for the weekend and doesn't check his email (which is why I won't work a telecommuting job).

      The ATT suits have it wrong here. If they want to grind as much productivity out of willing slaves, they just need to hand everyone a laptop, blackberry, a Verizon card, and tell them they are working from home from here on with salary as their pay (not hourly) and no sick time and no vacation (hey you are already at home) and there is no esxcuse for having the deadline missed because you have been at work the entire time.

      Which is why I will never work from home. Hopefully I didn't give any CEOs some ideas here.

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    8. Re:Shadow Layoff? by KermodeBear · · Score: 1

      The reality is that, in the current business environment, it is better for your career to be mildly competent but in plain sight that extremely competent but hidden at home.


      This is true. Managers tend to overlook those who telecommute full time, even if they do a great job.

      Personally, I have the best of both worlds, in a sense. I work from home three days out of the week, which means that two days are spent in the office. My most productive days are those working at home - there is LESS of a distraction there because of co-workers and consequently I get more done.

      That, and I save money on laundry. (o:
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    9. Re:Shadow Layoff? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      6pm.. sounds like you're "on call", which is different than telecommuting. If you're not on call, you're an IDIOT for answering your work phone after you get off work, and an even bigger idiot if you gave them your home phone number. Sure, it sounds harmless until you start getting those late night calls. Then you quickly realize how important a line between job time and family time is. Just sayin'

    10. Re:Shadow Layoff? by Cameroon · · Score: 1

      He wasn't saying that he was a teleworker, but he has to answer support calls (on call) for those who do at 6pm on a holiday. Just sayin' ;)

    11. Re:Shadow Layoff? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The ATT suits have it wrong here. If they want to grind as much productivity out of willing slaves, they just need to hand everyone... a Verizon card..." hehehe Too funny! :-)

    12. Re:Shadow Layoff? by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      The reality is that, in the current business environment, it is better for your career to be mildly competent but in plain sight that extremely competent but hidden at home.

      I strongly disagree. Since I switched to telecommuting, I've moved up far more than most of my former coworkers in the same amount of time. It might hold true for larger companies, but in smaller ones where your contributions are the main thing, the boosts in productivity coming from being untethered can give a huge advantage to the telecommuter. I never really realized just how much time gets wasted from working in an office until I got out of it.

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    13. Re:Shadow Layoff? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The unfortunate thing is businesses like this don't realize that while teleworkers can be distracted at home easier, many tend to do more and better work because they are comfortable at home and don't have anyone looking over their shoulder. --snip--

      You are right! I get distracted 10 times more in the office, people walking in un-announced and all. Now I work 1600 miles away, save $20 fuel each way each day and get a whole lot more done than ever before. Even the quality is up because I can toss a pure 4 hour go at a nasty issue and turn it into a rose. Less stress too.

      Most computer techs aught to know, if your good technically, and you like tech, then you are NOT management material. They can't afford to promote the competent disciplined worker. So have mre of a life, work at home. Why go to the office for a promotion you will not get, and may not want.

      Yes, there is always someone with low discipline where the wife dumps the kids on them, they don't setup an office with a door and set the rules. For them, make them go to the office and don't crap on those that do it right.

      I wish our society could quite dumping standards to the lowest common denominator, the idiot.

      I now work at home 3+ days a week and have for over 4 years. Would not have it any other way but 5 days a week.

    14. Re:Shadow Layoff? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I Agree. AT&T should buy between 10 and 12 thousand Verizon cards for their employees. You know, to help out the competition...

    15. Re:Shadow Layoff? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Now I work 1600 miles away, save $20 fuel each way each day[...] Damn! What kind of hybrid do YOU have!
    16. Re:Shadow Layoff? by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Personally, I have the best of both worlds, in a sense. I work from home three days out of the week, which means that two days are spent in the office. My most productive days are those working at home - there is LESS of a distraction there because of co-workers and consequently I get more done.

      You have no idea how jealous I am of you.

    17. Re:Shadow Layoff? by satherto · · Score: 1

      I would love to see all 10,000 people show up at the office.
      Where are they going to put them all? There is a lot of infrastruture (phone, desk, computer, washrooms, etc) needed for each employee, and the cost of providing that infrastructure should be interesting to watch.

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    18. Re:Shadow Layoff? by trolltalk.com · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "They probably figure - correctly - that they can accomplish as much with half the staff. Most telecommuters suck"

      Add in the costs of more office and parking space, facilities/environment/energy expenses, as well as the energy costs expended by people who used to telecommute and now have to sit in traffic, and enter the office in a pissed-off mood because some asshole cut them off, or construction/an accident/road closure/snowstorm delayed them, etc ...

      So much for AT&T sabotaging their whole "communications can save your business money" angle. Morons.

    19. Re:Shadow Layoff? by penguin_dance · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, cause we know NO ONE goofs off at work to read Slashdot for instance. (oops!)

      Not to mention the company saves money on buildings, cubicles (which are NOT cheap), electric, etc. If a worker has actual work to do it's pretty easy to measure their progress. Either the work gets done or it doesn't. If they're just doing "busy work" then it won't matter if they're doing it here or there...it still won't add up to production.

      As a former telecommuter (not with the phone company), I found the concept worked very well as I came in the office twice a week. I sat at a "hotelling" station, my phone transferred back to home (I was supplied with an ISDN line for internet/network access and a phone capable of parking my phone number so where ever I was, my work number would reach me.) I could plan to meet around the days I'd be in to assist co-workers, so I wasn't being pulled away every 5 minutes. Also, my commute was around 60 miles roundtrip, so it saved a lot of gas + wear and tear on the car.

      In this day and age with our technology and with the traffic congestion of the big cities, it makes no sense to force everyone to drive into a central location when it's not needed. How many people use chat and email to communicate with co-workers even when they're both in the same office? It's probably pretty rare that you actually need to meet face-to-face, so why not just use the same tools at home?

      One problem I did find out (I was part of a pilot program) is that upper management can take you for granted--or that they don't really need you--out of sight, out of mind. If your boss or yourself isn't proactive to make sure they are aware of your contributions, you risk being on the cutting block the next time layoffs come around.

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    20. Re:Shadow Layoff? by lawn.ninja · · Score: 1

      I'm betting the shadow layoff thing is correct. It does seem rather apparent now that they are going to get hung by the warantless gathering of info for the gov'ment. The best way to lay people off without having to pay for unemployment is to make them quit. I guarantee you that it will be impossible for some, if not many, of the folks they have working for them to return to a brick and mortar building.

    21. Re:Shadow Layoff? by Osiris+Ani · · Score: 5, Funny

      Plus you can't force people to attend useless meetings if they telecommute.

      I call shenanigans on that part of the preceding comment. I've been telecommuting for most of the past four years, and in that duration, have attended useless meetings far too often.

      However, I generally attend them sans pants, so I win.

    22. Re:Shadow Layoff? by trolltalk.com · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "This is true. Managers tend to overlook those who telecommute full time, even if they do a great job."

      Moral of the story - Don't buy that new laptop. Spend the money on $50 shirts instead. They'll pay for themselves with your next pay increase.

      Seriously, if you're in tech, and you're in the office, you have to learn to play office politics. When everyone else is doing "nerd casual" (t shirts, blue jeans, runners) go for the nice threads - you'll be noticed and respected. Look at what your boss is wearing - and go half a step up.

      Not only will you get more respect, but when you argue that a feature/deadline/whatever is unreasonable, they're more likely to listen. That alone is worth spending the bux, just to save on your own health/wear and tear/peace of mind.

    23. Re:Shadow Layoff? by magical_mystery_meat · · Score: 0

      In some environments this will lead to you being branded an ass-kisser, and you'll lose all respect from your immediate teammates.

    24. Re:Shadow Layoff? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      That alone is worth spending the bux, just to save on your own health/wear and tear/peace of mind.

      Nah. Becoming what I hate would be much more wear on my health and piece of mind.

      (I work for a tiny company where everyone telecommutes, rather than rent office space.)

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    25. Re:Shadow Layoff? by n5yat · · Score: 1

      Two words: gas prices. Until they drop, I WFH as much a possible.

    26. Re:Shadow Layoff? by trolltalk.com · · Score: 1

      "In some environments this will lead to you being branded an ass-kisser, and you'll lose all respect from your immediate teammates."

      Maybe if you're working on the loading dock , but nice threads make a difference, even though they shouldn't in what should be, in theory, a meritocracy.

      Besides, the simple truth is that if this causes your team-mates to discrespect you, they didn't respect you in the first place.

      In the overall picture, it also takes away one avenue of attack. Look at how many detractors derogate F/LOSS by pointing to RMS's hair, grubby-looking sweaters, etc. We don't need that, on or off the job.

      People claim (and often they are right) that "nerds and geeks" don't know how to communicate with "the rest of the world." You walk into a situation with your laptop, grubby T-shirt, jeans, baseball cap and sneakers and your competitor/back-stabbing co-worker/whoever goes sans laptop, but with a $400 leather coat, $60 shirt, shined shoes, etc. - who do you think is going to be considered more credible?

      ... especially since you'll be so busy "proving" your point, showing sh*t on your lappy, that you won't be listening! And I don't mean just with your ears. 80% of all communication is non-verbal. Sure, you'll be "communicating" visually with your laptop, but its a one-way street - and that's not 1-on-1 communication any more than a TV show is.

      The threads will more than pay for themselves, so they're really free once you've done the initial investment. The laptop? Depreciates faster than a US greenback on the world market, and with the extra bucks from your raises and bonuses you'll be able to buy a macbook pro AND a crackberry instead of that WinTel piece of crap.

    27. Re:Shadow Layoff? by trolltalk.com · · Score: 1

      > "Nah. Becoming what I hate would be much more wear on my health and piece of mind."

      Nobody says you have to start asking people for TPS reports :-)

      What part do you "hate"? The "pretense" of wearing something nice? Why? Do you feel that, deep down, you don't merit it, or that you can't "pull it off"?

      I'm serious. A LOT of the people in IT conform to the "non-conformist hippy" bit because they have self-esteem problems. That's why they have such a hard time getting up in front of a group and giving presentations that aren't full of techno-jargon, or fielding questions, or thinking of ways to ask questions to others that actually reinforce the other person, rather than degenerating into the all-too-typical "nerd pissing contest".

      Think of it. What do those "pissing contests" accomplish? To outsiders, they mark both people as "socially challenged". Yet we see it all the time. There must be some truth in the stereotype of geeks being attracted to computers because of the social isolation it affords.

    28. Re:Shadow Layoff? by Stamen · · Score: 2, Informative

      Get a new job. I'm not even kidding. The reason companies can treat employees bad, is because employees refuse to hold them responsible. If good employees regularly left bad employers, as they should, the good employers would thrive, and the bad employers would die. A free market only works if people make use of it.

    29. Re:Shadow Layoff? by magical_mystery_meat · · Score: 0

      That's funny. My current contract has me in a tiny software shop with that "loading dock" attitude that I described. The whole company seems to have that culture, though. They take it too far, but it's kind of refreshing after spending the rest of my career working for faceless multinationals where it was all about who put on the best show.

    30. Re:Shadow Layoff? by tighr · · Score: 1

      The ATT suits have it wrong here. If they want to grind as much productivity out of willing slaves, they just need to hand everyone a laptop, blackberry, a Verizon card, and tell them they are working from home from here on with salary as their pay (not hourly) and no sick time and no vacation (hey you are already at home) and there is no esxcuse for having the deadline missed because you have been at work the entire time. Jeez, I hope the AT&T Suits aren't giving their AT&T employees wireless Verizon cards instead of AT&T ones. Anecdotally, as a subscriber to AT&T myself, I'm sure I'd get better signal with the Verizon card.
    31. Re:Shadow Layoff? by Stamen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm not sure what he hates, but I'll answer for myself. I hate when people can only look at surface level things, such as the price of one's outfit, and can't take the time to base opinions on a person's abilities, talents, and work ethic. Frankly if someone "above" me looks down on me because I don't wear expensive (I probably make more than them) enough cloths, then I do hope they mention it to me, so I can find another place to work that values my talent; as I actually have talent that won't be hard for me. I tend to notice the more someone works at playing politics, over dressing, etc, the lower the quality of their work is.

      As for "IT conform to the 'non-conformist hippy' bit because they have self-esteem problems", that's laughable. I know it's hard to believe, but there is a geek culture, and there are certain ways that we geeks dress, as with every culture. Looking like a sales person does very little to help your career in IT. Personally when I'm hiring (as I'm a geek in a high position; that scares you doesn't it) I dock people if they show up in a suite and tie; I assume they are trying too hard to cover up some lack of skills.

      Here is another thing that may surprise you, most "geeks" have no interest in becoming managers, sales people, or executives. This kind of work isn't a good fit for them, and wouldn't make them happy. Just as reading technical documentation and focusing on complex problems without human interaction for 10 hours a day wouldn't be a good fit for a CEO. Geeks don't aspire to be the slick sales person or the football star, as much as those type people would love to think they do.

      They say you should dress for the job you want, not the job you have. I completely agree, thus why I dress like a "non-conformist hippy". I'm sure people like you would love to fire me, but then who would run your world for you?

    32. Re:Shadow Layoff? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is another good example of "if you are young and not a liberal you have no heart, and if you are old and not a conservative you have no brain'. Give it a few years of seeing the guys wearing nice clothes making way more money than you, coming in at 8, going home at 5, weekends off, and being able to afford to retire way before you. Meanwhile you are working 7 or 8 till 7 or 8 and weekends etc. etc. This will happen more and more as other parts of the world start taking over where America is failing.

    33. Re:Shadow Layoff? by jafac · · Score: 1

      With rising energy costs, shops will have to start to become accustomed to telecommuting.

      . . . more likely, becoming accustomed to mass-layoffs. . .

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    34. Re:Shadow Layoff? by Stamen · · Score: 1

      Give it a few years of seeing the guys wearing nice clothes making way more money than you, coming in at 8, going home at 5, weekends off, and being able to afford to retire way before you. Meanwhile you are working 7 or 8 till 7 or 8 and weekends etc. etc. Actually, no. I make more than most people, as my job is incredibly hard, and there isn't a line of people behind who are able to do it for less money. And It isn't because I'm young, as I've been doing this job since the early 90s. I work in a field where everything is based on what you can do, not what how you look or how much you can bullsh!t.

      Next time you get on a airplane, I hope the engineer that designed it was picked because he had the nicest suite, not because he knew anything about aeronautical engineering.
    35. Re:Shadow Layoff? by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Plus you can't force people to attend useless meetings if they telecommute.

      Tell that to my wife. She has been working over VPN from home for several months now. And she complains that she has to "attend" more meetings than before. They all have Skype installed, and teleconferencing is the reason.

      Of course, since it's audio only, she can usually listen with one ear while she gets some work done with her eyes and hands. I guess all her group has resisted the idea of video conferencing (and not just because "Then I'd have to get dressed. ;-). This also got show down because most of them have ISPs that limit upload speeds so severely that video just doesn't work. For example, a lot of her group are on Comcast, and we all know what they do to customers who try to use the bandwidth they paid for.

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    36. Re:Shadow Layoff? by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Get a new job. I'm not even kidding. The reason companies can treat employees bad, is because employees refuse to hold them responsible. If good employees regularly left bad employers, as they should, the good employers would thrive, and the bad employers would die. A free market only works if people make use of it.

      Unfortunately I'm in the legal field, which currently has an oversupply of labor and an undersupply of jobs. I've been searching for telecommuting jobs for a while though.

    37. Re:Shadow Layoff? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly, some of this is politics. AT&T can use this as leverage to negotiate with local and state governments. The state probably wants to reduce traffic on roads. AT&T says, "Hey, we'll send all of these people back home if you give us $20 million in tax breaks."

      It's hard to threaten the local and state governments with a bunch of Telecommuters. The government isn't going to care about tax breaks or political leverage for a bunch of telecommuters.
      Put 8,0000 people in an office building like out in San Ramon, and you now have some leverage with local and even state politicians.
      And AT&T probably won't mind if some of their higher paid people decide they don't want to commute to work and decide to retire. But I think the political leverage is much bigger.

    38. Re:Shadow Layoff? by ChadAmberg · · Score: 1

      Dude, with all your spelling mistakes, I hope nothing you're doing is mission critical. If I saw your resume and you spelled things like "suite" and "cloths" it'd be circular filed so fast...

    39. Re:Shadow Layoff? by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      It also could be a "shadow layoff" being used for plugging the security leaks about sites. Maybe someone has been cracking their machines and following packets to geographical locations of their cia-paid-for sifting servers?

      That is, assuming the SUPERSENSITIVE work is being done by pricey, get-what-i-want telecommuters even IF they are using encryption. The packets still have headers, right? Unless a secure VPN is directly on the AT&T phone lines, but AT&T doesn't own ALL the landlines, right?

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    40. Re:Shadow Layoff? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I've been tempted to tell people, "Its 6pm on a holiday... Don't you have a family or something.

      I'd like to have worked for you.

      Instead, I worked in a company that hired in a new CEO who had previously been with Andersen Consulting. Of course, he soon pushed out the rest of management and brought in his old AC cronies. (You have noticed that AC tried to hide from its inglorious past by changing its name to ACenture, right?)

      Anyway, this prick sent an email to the entire company one Monday morning bewailing the lack of "passion" in its employees. Yes, he had come in (probably as usual) to work on Sunday. (For a guaranteed $4M a year, with up to another $8M for "good performance" he should have fucking lived in the building.) Anyway, his measure of "lack of passion" was the very small number of cars he found in the parking lot.

      Most people might have marginally agreed with him except for one little problem -- the Sunday in question was the Sunday in the middle of Labor Day weekend, ferchrissakes.

      Most of us had families to be with. I think his family was still back in Minnesota.

      P.S. He was inordinately proud of the fact that he'd ridden his purple Harley out from there to California.

      Yeah, just another guy with a two-wheeled dick.

    41. Re:Shadow Layoff? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ATT suits have it wrong here. If they want to grind as much productivity out of willing slaves, they just need to hand everyone a laptop, blackberry, a Verizon card, and tell them they are working from home

      I see what you did there. :D
    42. Re:Shadow Layoff? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      What part do you "hate"? The "pretense" of wearing something nice? Why? Do you feel that, deep down, you don't merit it, or that you can't "pull it off"?

      No, I "merit" it just fine. And I can "pull off" anything from skyclad to a tux to a sarong with aplomb. Having style is a very different thing than merely dressing in style.

      But I disagee with your concept of what constitutes "nice" clothes. The "business suit" is an abomination, dervied from the clothing of fops who wanted to demostrate that they didn't have to work; the necktie is hazardous to your health.

      More importantly, I disagree with judging people on superficialities. I don't want to "play office politics", as you put it. I want to treat people with respect and be treated the same way in return. Anyone who will treat me differently based on whether I wear a shirt off the rack or one that's custom tailored, is not someone I care to work with.

      What do those "pissing contests" accomplish?

      Yes, that's a valid point, but it matters not whether the pissers are in black tie or buck naked.

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    43. Re:Shadow Layoff? by jc42 · · Score: 4, Informative

      So much for AT&T sabotaging their whole "communications can save your business money" angle. Morons.

      It might be noted that AT&T's management has a rather long history of failure to understand or cooperate with the integration of telecom with computers.

      The poster child for this claim is the fact that unix was developed at Bell Labs, which of course was AT&T's main research division. But even when unix was adopted wholeheartedly by most academic researchers and lots of small companies, AT&T never saw it as a worthwhile product. They were one of the last companies to market a unix computer, and theirs flopped, mostly because its only telecom was modems and the phone system. They completely ignored the Internet, despite the fact that AT&T supplied most of the Internet's original long lines. They eventually abandoned any attempt to market their computers, and sold off the rights to unix, at a time when everyone except Microsoft and Apple had pretty much switched to unix (and there were rumors that Apple was planning to do the same).

      As the Internet exploded in the 1990s, AT&T and its children pretty much refused to see it as an investment opportunity. They still view it as something good only for short-term profit, and steadfastly refuse to cooperate with the growing socialization of the Internet as our universal comm system. Just try getting permission to run your own server if your ISP is AT&T or any of the Baby Bells. This story is merely a part of that recalcitrance and obstructionism.

      AT&T is stuck in 1927, and is being dragged into the 21st (or late 20th) Century kicking and screaming. A few of their marketers may see the future, but their management doesn't believe it at all.

      Not that their offspring such as Verizon are much better.

      --
      Those who do study history are doomed to stand helplessly by while everyone else repeats it.
    44. Re:Shadow Layoff? by h3llfish · · Score: 1

      Evaluating employees can be a really hard job. I think that there's a certain Heisenberg principal to worker evaluation - by watching the worker work, you change the amount or quality of work that is done. That change might be minuscule, or it might be significant, and there's often no way to know which.

      So just like you said, people end up being judged for all the wrong reasons - who shows up early and stays late (the fact that he spends half the day on ebay isn't noticed), who always seems chipper (because he is a sociopath who is good at faking), or who just plain kisses the boss's butt (despicable for obvious reasons).

      So, while the world chokes on the emissions from automobiles and gas prices continue to skyrocket, no one telecommutes. Way to go, mankind.

      And let's not forget the social implications of working from home. Would crime rates go down if more parents were around to, you know, raise their kids? Would fewer kids be molested or harmed in other ways? Would literacy rates go up?

      But hey, we all know what matters in our society - corporate profits. And even those could benefit from telecommuting. Lots of workers would value being at home so much (for the reasons above), that the worker could be paid less - for the same amount of work!

      I really do think that telecommuting will be huge eventually, as the people who grew up using the Interpipes come into power. It will seem less strange to them. Plus, by then, a barrel of light sweet crude will go for the same price as an economy car.

      Telecommuting will be big in Waterworld!

    45. Re:Shadow Layoff? by trolltalk.com · · Score: 1

      Hey, I did the "hippy grunge look" for ages - but you know something? We don't live in isolation. Part of communication with non-technical people is the way you look. Its a question of first impressions making lasting impressions.

      Also, I am not recommending anyone "look like a sales person". We all know that look, and its not the same as business "slightly less than formal". For guys, it means a nice shirt (sans tie most of the time), comfortable, but not crappy, slacks (you know what I mean), good-quality shoes instead of sneakers. and lose the baseball cap except on weekends. A good leather winter coat instead of a parka. A leather briefcase or bag instead of a synthetic carry-all.

      "Here is another thing that may surprise you, most "geeks" have no interest in becoming managers, sales people, or executives."

      Here's a news flash - once you reach a certain level of responsibility wrt code, you are a salesman. You have to sell the idea of cutting a feature that's totally useless, or a time and manpower sink. You have to sell the idea that taking the time to do it right, when everyone is dying to give in to the temptation "cut code" (because writing code is what we do - I've been doing it for a quarter-century, and today was no exception, and it IS a lot more "fun" than planning, documenting, and spec'ing, but I spent the last 2 weeks on spec'ing the database tables before cutting the first few lines of test code).

      How many times have you or someone you know complained "how come there's never enough time to do it right, but there's always enough time to do it over?" I'm tired of that, and I'm sure you are too. But here's the thing - how we dress shouldn't affect how our analysis is received by the powers that be - but that's not how the world works. And when you have other people depending on your code, you want it to be right, and that means "playing the game" so you can get that most important resource of all - time - to do it right.

      We are all ultimately selling something - our talents, and our people skills. Without those "people skills", you're not as effective a "go-to" person, because people won't "go to" you except as a last resort. I don't want them to wait that long - which is why I make the rounds several times a day saying I'm making a fresh pot of coffee - who wants one? Its also why I'm bringing a box of donuts to the office tomorrow to share - doing the little things, showing the small considerations to coworkers, also helps keep the lines of communications open.

      At the same time, when I go to see the owner of the building our offices are in to resolve an issue (like earlier today), I sit down and chat with him, and its "business as usual" on a first-name basis. I don't have to wait for my boss to show up, and have him play "broken telephone". I do the same with people in adjoining offices, because people skills are important, and they require practice - and because I like people.

      So hey, if dressing respectably ultimately makes my job go smoother, and I want to do a good job, why not make the "investment"?

    46. Re:Shadow Layoff? by Stamen · · Score: 1

      Yes, you're correct, in my haste to defend geekdom everywhere, that little "e" traveled from clothes to suit; my mistake.

      I did review my resume, just to make sure, and luckily I didn't use either clothes or suit anywhere on it, which is strange really, as I'm a designer for Men's Wearhouse.

    47. Re:Shadow Layoff? by Stamen · · Score: 1

      Ok now, that's not fair, you were ribbing the guy, and I in turn was ribbing you. Now you go and write a sensible post without any inflammatory remarks; that's hardly fun.

      It's totally true what you say (this post, not the last). And I do recommend that geeks learn to speak that other language as well (human), because unfortunately we don't yet rule the world (yet!), and we do have to deal with those other people on a daily basis.

      However, I still disagree on dressing up. I think one should take the time to look nice and stylish, I just don't think one should emulate the other's style. But of course, this is also a regional and cultural thing. I work in the San Francisco bay area, and we geeks are a large population here and our style is common and acceptable.

      So I guess what I'm saying is: sure learn to get along with everyone, but don't change who you are and be proud of being a geek, I know I sure am.

    48. Re:Shadow Layoff? by trolltalk.com · · Score: 1

      Who said anything about a suit? Or a tie? Its been documented since the '80s that most neckties are worn too tight, restricting the flow of blood to the brain, with easily measurable side effects such as lower visual acuity. If you're going to wear a tie, make sure your shirt collar is the right size - almost everyone gets it too small, for some reason. Almost like they believe that it's SUPPOSED to feel like a noese :-)

      As I point out elsewhere, people DO make judgments based on first impressions. You do to. You see two restaurants side-by-side. One is dingy, smelly, with a pile of garbage out front, and the other is clean. The dump might be the local equivalent of "the greasy spoon from heaven" but, unless someone clues you in, you're probably going to go next door instead.

      "Anyone who will treat me differently based on whether I wear a shirt off the rack or one that's custom tailored, is not someone I care to work with."

      Let's make it a bit more reasonable. Something you've probably had to do -argue your case to the "powers that be" for spending more time in initial design as opposed to just jumping the gun and "cutting code". There are two people who can make the "pitch"- one usually decked out in a grungy metal band t-shirt versus a well-made shirt. a pair of "religious blue jeans" ('cuz they're a bit "holy") versus almost anything, well-scuffed runners or sandals instead of shoes or loafers. All else being equal, who do YOU want to make the pitch?

      Looking professional doesn't mean looking like a used-car or furniture salesman. It means looking better, and that includes looking and being more comfortable. Well-made, comfortable clothes pay for themselves. Its like selling a house, pre-bubble. No matter what you say or do, people will be able to tell if you're desperate. Or uncomfortable.

      I don't know how many times a day you're interrupted while writing code, but I know that I spend a good chunk of my time talking with co-workers. So far this week (and its only Tuesday) , it included

      1. following up with their beefing to each other about the lack of a ticket system (gave them a choice of 2 packages to check out and play with, after which I'll install the one they choose on one of the local servers, then talk "the powers that be" into making it publicly accesible),;
      2. several discussions about how to organize, host, and podcast events on a regular basis that would be of interest to programmers, web designers, dbas, etc.;
      3. a problem with the physical plant;
      4. letting the woman in charge of testing my current project know what my expected timeline is for my code is, and how I expect it to play out, etc.;
      5. explaining to a coworker that he won't invalidate his warranty if he installs his new mp3 player in his car himself, along with explaining (and showing) what a wiring harness is, reasonable 3rd-party charges for installation, etc;
      6. the usual "make the coffee and make the rounds - here, want a donut, I bought some this morning?" social lubricant;
      7. im and phone calls w the boss,
      8. a bunch of other stuff that I can't be arsed to remember right now
      As a group we underweigh social skills. It takes a lot of hard work to change that, but its important. The #1 reason for most failed projecs isn't a lack of technical skill, but crap communications caused by the "impedence mismatch" between the coders and management. Just think of how many times you've said "that part will take a month" and the next thing you know, a week later its "why isn't it finished?"
    49. Re:Shadow Layoff? by MrYotsuya · · Score: 1

      Personally when I'm hiring (as I'm a geek in a high position; that scares you doesn't it) I dock people if they show up in a suite and tie; I assume they are trying too hard to cover up some lack of skills.

      If they're wearing a suite, I think one of the basic skills is not knowing what clothes are. I'd dock them a bit more heavily.

    50. Re:Shadow Layoff? by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 1

      I pretty much agree with this.

      We've all worked with people who could dress right and say the right thing and -- up to a point -- get by on that despite a total lack of competence at their job.

      We've all worked with the socially retarded ubergeek. Personally, I'll take this guy over guy number one every day of the week and twice on Sunday.

      But, you know? The people who get the most done and go the farthest in most cases are the ones who are good at their job and can dress okay and come across decently socially.

      Putting on the social front doesn't mean you have to give up on being good at what you do. It's just one more tool you have to help you solve problems.

    51. Re:Shadow Layoff? by jo42 · · Score: 1

      Ha! Long term, prices never go down. They always go up.

    52. Re:Shadow Layoff? by ScrappyLaptop · · Score: 1

      1. Watch 'The Road Warrior' (a.k.a. Mad Max 2)

      2. Email boss regarding latest project

      3. Watch 'Waterworld'

      4. Answer coworkers emails re: latest project

      5. Ponder just how much of Waterworld was lifted straight out of The Road Warrior.

      6. Return boss' email, give daily status of your work on assigned module

      7. Watch Mad Max for closure.

      8. Call it a day.

    53. Re:Shadow Layoff? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      people DO make judgments based on first impressions.

      But what I wear to the office (when I'm working at an office) is not a first impression.

      There are two people who can make the "pitch"...All else being equal, who do YOU want to make the pitch?

      But that's just it. All else is seldom equal; and the person more likely to have the knowledge to make the argument is, in my experience, more likely to be dressed casually.

      Turn your scenario around. "All else being equal", who should management send to talk to the techies in the department down the hall, a guy in a suit or a guy in a t-shirt? Technical people know the heuristic: the more expensive the shirt, the less clueful the wearer.

      As a group we underweigh social skills.

      Agreed, but irrelevant. Indeed, I see worse social skills from the guys in the expensive clothes - I find a bit of genuine awkardness easier to deal with than the sort of falsely slick manipulative social skills learned by business majors, the "one minute managers".

      --
      Tom Swiss | the infamous tms | my blog
      You cannot wash away blood with blood
    54. Re:Shadow Layoff? by trolltalk.com · · Score: 1

      " find a bit of genuine awkardness easier to deal with than the sort of falsely slick manipulative social skills learned by business majors, the "one minute managers"

      We all hate it, and we can all smell it a mile away after a bit, because we see that they're all like George Bush - all hat, no cattle.

      Come on, fess up ... saying that "all else is seldom equal" is just a way to dodge the question. All else being equal, who would you trust more to make the pitch?

      Besides, you indirectly answer the question when you write this:

      the person more likely to have the knowledge to make the argument is, in my experience, more likely to be dressed casually

      Its not a question of who has the most knowledge. Using such criteria, an idiot savant has the most knowledge, but would be totally useless. Knowledge by itself is useless. Its what you DO with the knowledge that counts.

      Here's one example: convoluted uncommented undocumented spaghetti code. Sure, whoever wrote it has the intimate knowledge of it, but couldn't you just kill the fucktard who wrote it when you're stuck maintaining it? And when you study it enough to have the same intimate knowledge, don't you still feel "dirty"?

      Now how do you communicate this problem to management, that its an ongoing concern, and that resources MUST be devoted to it, not just for the immediate patch, but also to make sure that, in future, its maintainable?

      In other words, how do you say "this is a piece of shit" without also implying that they were idiots to have allowed this to get to that point in the first place, alienating the very people you have to convince?

      They're more open to the message "this is shit; shit happens; let's work to get our shit together" (and notice the use of the term "our" to include all parties, so nobody is singled out for blame) from someone who doesn't look like they're dressed for a bout of dumpster diving. there's "business casual", then there's "casual", and then there's "slob".

      Its not manipulation. Its about removing barriers that will prevent people from prejudging the message negatively. I'm not advocating a suit and neck-noose. Just saying that presentation is more than just what you say. Packaging is important, especially when you're trying to get people to go along with something that they instinctively don't trust, because they don't know enough about the details of the problem domain themselves (and remember - that's not their job, so don't throw rocks at them for that lack of knowledge).

      Put yourself in their shoes for a moment. If they make the wrong decision, their career, or their business, could be on the line if they get it wrong. In such instances, people usually go with their gut feelings, because they don't have the wherewithal to evaluate the technical merits of the case (otherwise, they'd tell you how to write the code, etc., right? :-), so they look for the signals of assurance, stuff that's familiar, that they're making the right decision. Someone who's a bit less technically apt, but can make a good presentation both by their appearance, their demeanor, and their knowing when to speak and when to shut up will be trusted over some "slob" reciting the "obvious" technical points.

    55. Re:Shadow Layoff? by h3llfish · · Score: 1

      You've just described my ideal work day. What I really need now is to find someone to pay me to critique all of the many and varied movies in the post-apocalypse genre. Heck, the whole dystopian future genre is worthy of review!

      My first big project: answering the eternal question regarding how much mail a dead postman can deliver. (Hint: more than you think!)

    56. Re:Shadow Layoff? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, I have long hair, wear jeans and metal T-Shirts, and have done so since I started at this company.
      I now work from home 3 days a week, get paid more than twice what those around me get, work 9ish to 5ish...or maybe 4:30ish, or whatever I feel like at the particular point in time, don't do weekends and have risen from guy that shoved stuff in envelopes to a senior research and development team leader, (as far as I have any inclination to rise - not interested in Management).

      Attitude and competence are what matter, unless your workplace is fucked up. And if it is fucked up, tell them it's fucked up - believe it or not, people actually listen.
      Attitude is the single most important thing - even more important than competence, be willing to put in the work that's required, notice when needs doing, and _always_ speak up. Then you'll get to anywhere you want to.

    57. Re:Shadow Layoff? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Personally when I'm hiring (as I'm a geek in a high position; that scares you doesn't it) I dock people if they show up in a suite and tie; I assume they are trying too hard to cover up some lack of skills.

      Don't you realize that lots of perfectly good geeks will (reluctantly) dig out a collar and tie just for an interview because they assume there may be a PHB involved who just won't hire them otherwise? A better method is to dock them if they look comfortable in a collar and tie...

    58. Re:Shadow Layoff? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The ATT suits have it wrong here. If they want to grind as much productivity out of willing slaves, they just need to hand everyone a laptop, blackberry, a Verizon card, and tell them they are working from home from here on with salary as their pay (not hourly) and no sick time and no vacation (hey you are already at home) and there is no esxcuse for having the deadline missed because you have been at work the entire time."

      Sure, Let AT&T hand out Verizon cards to all their employees. That would be great for business.

    59. Re:Shadow Layoff? by ChadAmberg · · Score: 1

      OK, let me expand on this further.
      You make simple mistakes on your resume. I see this constantly when hiring engineers.
      Guess what? There's someone else in the pile that is as good as you think you are, only he doesn't make stupid mistakes. Guess who gets hired? It's this guy because I can trust him to do more with the job, such as producing quality documentation.

      And hey, that guy showed up in a sloppy suit. I might keep him on the pile, but the next interview comes in nicely groomed. He's already passed the no stupid mistakes rule on the resume, and now he's just as good technically as the other interview. This guy is our new top candidate, because not only can he do the job and the quality documentation, I can have him interact with customers instead of keeping him locked up somewhere because he's not presentable.

      Is that fair to the guy no never even got called back who was "perfectly qualified"? Hell yes it's fair. What about the sloppy guy who could do the job but didn't get it either? Tough. Grow up.

    60. Re:Shadow Layoff? by SupaYoda · · Score: 1

      Not to mention... The company pays out less sick time to those who work from home. If you're sick and in bed, you can still do work.

    61. Re:Shadow Layoff? by Grax · · Score: 1

      How much progress you make is noticed. If you are consistently not producing, people can tell.

      Personally, especially when telecommuting, I make sure I put in a minimum of 40 hours weekly. If I have an unproductive, unmotivated day, like the one you describe, I would feel compelled to make that time up elsewhere in the week.

      I believe telecommuting lets you concentrate on the work and less on the distractions. Going into the office could easily result in a day like the one described below.

      1. Discuss 'The Road Warrior' (a.k.a. Mad Max 2) with colleagues. Include phrases such as "remember when" and "that was cool"

      2. Email boss regarding latest project

      3. Discuss Waterworld' with colleagues. Include phrases such as "remember when" and "no, I was asleep by that point"

      4. Answer coworkers emails re: latest project

      5. Discuss just how much of Waterworld was lifted straight out of The Road Warrior. Throw in references to Office Space and Family Guy to confuse and distract people.

      6. Return boss' email, give daily status of your work on assigned module

      7. Discuss Mad Max for closure.

      8. Call it a day.

    62. Re:Shadow Layoff? by Eravau · · Score: 1

      ...I hate when people can only look at surface level things, such as the price of one's outfit, and can't take the time to base opinions on a person's abilities, talents, and work ethic. ...

      ...Personally when I'm hiring (as I'm a geek in a high position; that scares you doesn't it) I dock people if they show up in a suite and tie; I assume they are trying too hard to cover up some lack of skills.
      To summarize:
      You hate when other people judge you and your abilities by how you dress, but it's pretty much a requirement for you to do the same, especially when you're hiring someone else.

      I think you can summarize your philosophy in two words: arrogant hypocrisy.
    63. Re:Shadow Layoff? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate when people can only look at surface level things, such as the price of one's outfit, and can't take the time to base opinions on a person's abilities, talents, and work ethic.

      Personally when I'm hiring ... I dock people if they show up in a suite and tie; I assume they are trying too hard to cover up some lack of skills.
      Who modded this guy insightful?
    64. Re:Shadow Layoff? by Stamen · · Score: 1

      I don't think you get the point whatsoever. My response to your post was to point out, hopefully in a humorous way, that you ignored everything I wrote except for my few word usage (not spelling) mistakes. Instead of focusing on the content, you focused on superficial things. I assume that's what you are doing when you are looking for an expensive suit in an interview. Comfortable, engineer appropriate clothes can be clean, pressed, and stylish also.

      Yes, of course, if you have spelling or word usage mistakes on your resume everyone is going to simply throw your resume away. No kidding, and water is wet, and the sky is blue. That's helpful information.

      Do you really think I wrote my resume in 45 seconds, like I wrote that post on /., as if they are of similar importance?

    65. Re:Shadow Layoff? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because I'm common, and cannot resist pointing out the abject self-esteem issues YOU have, I'll use your own words:

      You start with a proclamation of your hate for bias on superficial fixations:
      > I hate when people can only look at surface level things, such as the price of one's outfit, and can't take the time to base opinions on a person's abilities, talents, and work ethic.

      But in the next paragraph, you proudly announce your own bias,
      > I dock people if they show up in a suite and tie; I assume they are trying too hard to cover up some lack of skills.

      You claim,
      > As for "IT conform to the 'non-conformist hippy' bit because they have self-esteem problems", that's laughable.

      but yet you obviously display some need to conform to the geek dress code,
      > there are certain ways that we geeks dress

      and you clearly display some self-esteem issue with the following,
      > (as I'm a geek in a high position; that scares you doesn't it)

      and talk about wholly unwarranted ego trips,
      > I'm sure people like you would love to fire me, but then who would run your world for you?

      Really, get some perspective and address your OWN issues before you presume to diagnose others. And mods - why this is +5, I simply cannot imagine - unprofessional in the extreme, yet it's seemingly rewarded and floats to the top to be read and accepted into standard geek cannon. Unacceptably disappointing.

      -This message brought to you by a geek who thinks posts like yours give geeks a bad name.

    66. Re:Shadow Layoff? by Stamen · · Score: 1

      Seriously people, get over yourselves. That post couldn't of possibly had more tongue firmly applied in cheek. Furthermore, I was responded to a post with similar antagonistic language; thus my cheeky response.

      Yes, I actually do hire people, and no, I don't really dock people who wear a suit and tie, I could care less what they wear, as long as it's clean. I care about the person's portfolio first and foremost; what they've done, and what they can do in our team. Everything else is weighed but much less important.

    67. Re:Shadow Layoff? by TALlama · · Score: 1

      Just try getting permission to run your own server if your ISP is AT&T or any of the Baby Bells. This story is merely a part of that recalcitrance and obstructionism.

      I used to have an AT&T DSL line, and they didn't block any incoming or outgoing ports. Granted, it's not exactly permission, but it worked.
      --

      - The Amazina Llama

    68. Re:Shadow Layoff? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I don't know where you're hiring, but if this guy's as good as he says he is, there ISN'T someone else in the pile just as good as him. The job market is completely on the side of the programmer these days, and finding good people is hard. If we had two qualified people in a stack of resumes, we would hire BOTH of them immediately. It's an employees market, which is why we can get away with dressing however we want, because we know we can find another job elsewhere.
      And personally, I've seen companies that require their programmers to dress up, and frankly they tend to be overly dominated by pointy haired bosses who have no idea really how to run the company. They have no idea how to make their employees happy OR to keep their company profitable. They tend to buy yachts and expensive vacations as soon as the company starts to make a profit. Then when hard times come they fire good employees because they are 'making too much money.'
      My current company was made by programmers for programmers. We have business people, but they do useful business things like sales and accounting. It is fun to work there because no one cares what we do, as long as we get work done, and we are given enough freedom to get it done any way we want. We have a profit sharing program so everyone gets rewarded for the work they do.
      In short, if I were interviewing for a job at your company, I would probably not accept a job offer because it sounds like such a miserable place to work. It's run by business people who don't know how to judge the productivity of their workers. I would have two or three other offers (just like any decent programmer can have), and would take one of the others.

      --
      Qxe4
    69. Re:Shadow Layoff? by tecie · · Score: 1

      I take issue with the fact that you're docking people for showing up to an interview in a suit and tie. I am a professional geek and will regularly dress up for interviews -- the reason for this is because it is showing respect for the potential employer. Although it is good form to ask what the dress code for the interview is, wearing a tie is certainly not to cover up lack of skills. If you're looking to have a geek culture, then just talk to the applicant for about ten minutes. Once they get comfortable, start throwing jargon in. See if they can keep up. Also see how they interact with other members of the team. I've had some technical interviews go on for HOURS while techs throw the weirdest questions they can think of at me. And yes, some of those times I have been the best dressed person in the room. You're also overlooking the fact that many of us geeks generally don't know how to dress because we don't really care. Before an important interview, we'll usually ask someone with an iota of fashion sense, who probably has a more conventional occupation and is therefore subjected to more traditional social pressures in their line of work. So they're going to tell the geek how to "dress for success," as they subscribe to the theory themselves. Usually a few well placed questions on the phone can determine if an applicant is actually qualified and worth spending time with an in person interview on.

    70. Re:Shadow Layoff? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Its also why I'm bringing a box of donuts to the office tomorrow to share - doing the little things, showing the small considerations to coworkers, also helps keep the lines of communications open."

      Please, no donuts. Bring bagels. You will get a lot more respect and appreciation from people with bagels. Really.

    71. Re:Shadow Layoff? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      and we can all smell it a mile away after a bit...all hat, no cattle.

      If everybody could smell it, these guys would never have ended up in management.

      Come on, fess up ... saying that "all else is seldom equal" is just a way to dodge the question. All else being equal, who would you trust more to make the pitch?

      If all else is equal, then by definition they're both trustworthy to make the pitch. The question is, do I trust management to listen to Scuffy if he shows up in a t-shirt? And if not, do I trust Scruffy to break out the dress shirt he saves for funerals and court appearances for the presentation tomorrow?

      (Also if not, are these people I want to work for? Are managers who pay more attention to a guy in a $50 shirt competent? Should I be shopping my resume around, preparing for when this company tanks?)

      Knowledge by itself is useless. Its what you DO with the knowledge that counts.

      Knowing what to DO is a form of knowledge, is it not? As a samurai proverb puts it, "To know and to act are one and the same".

      convoluted uncommented undocumented spaghetti code. Sure, whoever wrote it has the intimate knowledge of it

      They have information about it; what they lack is the (much more important) knowledge of how to write good code.

      Packaging is important, especially when you're trying to get people to go along with something that they instinctively don't trust, because they don't know enough about the details of the problem domain themselves (and remember - that's not their job, so don't throw rocks at them for that lack of knowledge).

      But it is their job to know to whom to listen.

      Someone who's a bit less technically apt, but can make a good presentation both by their appearance, their demeanor, and their knowing when to speak and when to shut up will be trusted over some "slob" reciting the "obvious" technical points.

      But points of demeanor and knowing when to shut up aren't the issue here. Hell, I don't even disagree that if you have to give a presentation, it's a good idea to wear a clean shirt and shave or trim your beard that morning.

      The points on which I disagree are your assertations that "Spend the money on $50 shirts instead. They'll pay for themselves with your next pay increase" and "Seriously, if you're in tech, and you're in the office, you have to learn to play office politics". That's the superficiality that I despise - the essense of "all hat, no cattle", as you put it.

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    72. Re:Shadow Layoff? by GWBasic · · Score: 1

      As for "IT conform to the 'non-conformist hippy' bit because they have self-esteem problems", that's laughable. I know it's hard to believe, but there is a geek culture, and there are certain ways that we geeks dress, as with every culture. Looking like a sales person does very little to help your career in IT. Personally when I'm hiring (as I'm a geek in a high position; that scares you doesn't it) I dock people if they show up in a suite and tie; I assume they are trying too hard to cover up some lack of skills.

      One of the best pieces of interview advice that I've gotten is "act yourself". After reading such a statement, I decided to completely avoid wearing ties to interviews, and even act as goofy as I normally do during work hours. I still dressed up, but I chose to wear something trendy as opposed to something conservative.

      It really worked! I landed a sweet job with the best people in the industry!

      12 years of Catholic School made me realize just how silly ties are.

    73. Re:Shadow Layoff? by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      Why would one need to drive somewhere to reboot a server???

    74. Re:Shadow Layoff? by ScrappyLaptop · · Score: 1

      Brilliant! Bond with your co-workers and then take them down with you when your PHB finds out how (all of) you were using company time and bandwidth!

  2. Oh No! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    First they call you to the office, next thing you know they're going to want you to communicate! If this goes on for too long we may actually have to work.

    1. Re:Oh No! by truthsearch · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The irony is that this is coming from a company that should be promoting the cutting edge of telecommuting technology. At the very least they should promote telecommuting to sell high speed data links between work and home and video conferencing. I think they've lost sight of their core business.

    2. Re:Oh No! by pragma_x · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Mod parent up.

      ATT/SBC needs to develop a taste for their own dog food, or start making a better product.

    3. Re:Oh No! by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is the phone company - why would they be on the cutting edge of anything?

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    4. Re:Oh No! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think they've lost sight of their core business. nah, they're still screwing their customers...
    5. Re:Oh No! by Osiris+Ani · · Score: 1

      I telecommute, and the VPN client that I use to attach to my company (and through their network, my customers) is a product of AT&T.

    6. Re:Oh No! by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      which ATT? Specifically, did they buy it, brand it, borg it, or actually make it?

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  3. I hope they all quit! by Bryansix · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They should all quit! AT&T is the worst company out there. I don't know where the regulatory agencies get off letting them merge and become larger when they where born by being broken up because they had become too large and powerful and didn't give a crap about the consumer because there was no competition. Now we have this! Plus didn't AT&T cut a bunch of their workers pension plans? If I worked for AT&T this would be the last straw. Of course I can't see myself every working for such a company.

    1. Re:I hope they all quit! by MindStalker · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Thats what AT&T WANTS.
      AT&T can't reasonably afford to lay off 10K workers. Thats very expensive.
      They know that many of their telecommuting workers have built their lives around telecommuting, meaning they just simply can't start going to work. Many of them might not even have reliable transportation. AT&T knows that of the 12K workers they are telling to come back to work possibly half may just quit. AT&T would love this.

    2. Re:I hope they all quit! by cmowire · · Score: 2, Insightful

      succinctly, {nerd} XOR {AT&T droid}.

      With the notable exception of the research labs.

    3. Re:I hope they all quit! by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think it's funny that the very company that could benefit most from the telecommuting trend won't allow it for their own workers. I expect it to just be politics rather than a decision based on objective data.

    4. Re:I hope they all quit! by CastrTroy · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Couldn't some sort of lawsuit be brought against them though. They can't just get rid of people by making huge changes to their jobs, and expecting them to leave. If that was the case, why not just change it so that they were required to work in some remote town in Alaska. I bet you that just about everyone would quit. I'm pretty sure you can't tell someone their job is moving, and that if they don't like it, they can just quit, and get no compensation. I'm sure the same could be said for switching a position from telecommuting to non-telecommuting.

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    5. Re:I hope they all quit! by xenophyx · · Score: 1

      Isn't that an aspect of what unions are for? Protection from "Change in working conditions" or whatever they call it?

      None the less, you can count me as glad I don't work for AT&T right now.

    6. Re:I hope they all quit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you nuts? You want 10 or 12 thousand additional people applying for the same jobs as you?

    7. Re:I hope they all quit! by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 4, Funny

      Are you kidding? Do you have any idea how much that many data lines cost? It's not like AT&T can just get a bulk discount on them or anything...

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    8. Re:I hope they all quit! by Loether · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure you can't tell someone their job is moving, and that if they don't like it, they can just quit, and get no compensation. IANAL but my state, Texas, is an "at will" employment state. The employer OR employee can end the employment relationship at any time for any reason as long as it's not an illegal reason e.g. (race, religion etc). You have zero recourse.
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    9. Re:I hope they all quit! by emj · · Score: 1

      I thought you had 2 weeks notice lay offs in the U.S., no strings attached..

    10. Re:I hope they all quit! by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They should all quit! AT&T is the worst company out there.

      I think that's what the company is trying to accomplish.

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    11. Re:I hope they all quit! by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      If you're laid off, you can receive unemployment benefits (a chunk of which the employer must pay). If you're fired for cause, it costs the employer nothing.

    12. Re:I hope they all quit! by encoderer · · Score: 1

      They're allowed to re-merge because Telecom is in a different statosphere today than it was in the ealy 1980's. When it was broken-up there really was NO COMPETITION to AT&T for "last mile" service. Today there are ubiquitous cell phone network(S!) as well as the internet and all the WiFi & VOIP goodness.

    13. Re:I hope they all quit! by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      I doubt seriously that any of these people could handle desktop support for 50-100 people with another 100-200 people supported remotely.

    14. Re:I hope they all quit! by protolith · · Score: 1, Informative

      Sniff, Sniff, I think you just stepped in some sarcasm, I guess you can't smell it....

    15. Re:I hope they all quit! by no1nose · · Score: 1

      There is no notice required in the US. I was laid off once at 10:00 am, along with the rest of my department. We were asked to leave right after the meeting.

    16. Re:I hope they all quit! by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      No, its considered polite, but nothing more.

    17. Re:I hope they all quit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The person you're responding to is absolutely right, and this has nothing to do with "at will" employment; of course AT&T can "end the employment relationship" (lay them off) without notice. If job conditions are changed sufficiently, however, what the employer is legally doing is laying off their employee and offering them another job - if they don't accept, they haven't quit, they have been laid off and therefore are eligible for unemployment insurance. That also has nothing to do with "at will" employment. I suspect that changing to no longer allow teleworking isn't enough for that to kick in, however.

    18. Re:I hope they all quit! by iron-kurton · · Score: 1

      As someone already mentioned before, this is a great way to let go of people without accountability. Anytime you have mass layoffs or mass firings, stockholders are required to know about it. Layoffs look bad to shareholders and is usually stock price suicide because it means the company is doing so poorly, they resort to cutting jobs in the hopes that running a leaner operation will put them back in the black.

      The other problem is that you legally can't hire someone to fill a laid-off position for the six months following a layoff (at least not in California). If there was a voluntary mass exodus from at&t, stock holders might not react in a negative way since those positions can be immediately filled (whether they are or not makes no difference). Also, if say half of those people end up quitting, it's not going to happen all at once, but rather it's going to be divided over a big time period, say 6 months. Again, this doesn't look bad to stockholders as a mass exodus all at the same time.

      In reply to the GP, I think you CAN tell someone that their job location is moving, and there is nothing stopping a company from doing so. At my previous work, they shut down several offices around town (and out of town) and moved them into the same building that I worked in to save money. Those who didn't like it quit, over the next few months. I don't see why they couldn't do this with telecommuters -- I'm willing to bet there is some kind of clause in their work agreement that states that they can be required to come into work anytime at&t wants.

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    19. Re:I hope they all quit! by provigilman · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I've seen people told that their department has to cut headcount and they're the cut. Then they're given the choice of either filling an open position somewhere else (usually you don't get a great selection or anything), or they can reject it by resigning. Don't you just love at-will states?

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    20. Re:I hope they all quit! by kcornia · · Score: 1

      Yes but we have things like "wrongful termination", the WARN Act, and LAWYERS. So laying off is not as easy as just handing someone a pink slip, despite what you see in the movies.

    21. Re:I hope they all quit! by Loether · · Score: 1

      Good point. But it is still up to the employer to agree that you were laid off and not fired for cause. True, you can contest it, but if they don't want to pay it they may generate or over exaggerate a reason you were fired for cause. If the layoff was small, one or two people at a time they will likely be able to get away with it. If it's half of AT&T's tele-force that would be a different case entirely.

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    22. Re:I hope they all quit! by TheSkyIsPurple · · Score: 1

      Nope, though if it's of a sufficient size they have to give you 2 months notice. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Worker_Adjustment_and_Retraining_Notification_Act

      And my company at least tends to boot you out immediately and just pay you for those 2 months.

    23. Re:I hope they all quit! by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      Exactly. If SBC thinks it can get away with pulling everyone back in as a push to get them out the door, they're not aware of the pain it's going to cost them.

    24. Re:I hope they all quit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They should all quit! AT&T is the worst company out there.

      Nope - they should NOT quit but ask for relocation assistance close to work. Forcing a juicy severance and then be on your way.

      It is also why I/T and tech workers should and do ask for premium pay. We know management views as disposable. Should dispose of management. Telecomuting is a good idea for employees diciplined enough to do it. Which I suspect your average tech is quite capable of.

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    25. Re:I hope they all quit! by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      they could claim constructive dismissal. Dunno how well it'd go, but since they just cancelled the program outright, it may fly just fine.

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    26. Re:I hope they all quit! by ahabswhale · · Score: 1

      Laws vary from state to state but in most states a company can fire you for any reason or no reason whatsoever. The only restriction being you cannot terminate someone purely for race, gender, etc. On the flip side, an employee can quit with no advance notice for any reason he/she chooses. Two weeks notice is merely the custom.

      In the case of layoffs, companies will generally pay severance based on time served with the company. It's a corporate policy at most companies but is not required by law (although it can potentially be required as part of a contract). Companies do it for morale reasons and to not piss off the people who aren't being layed off.

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    27. Re:I hope they all quit! by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      It may not be a clear monopoly now for Internet access but large swaths of the country only have one option when it comes to Internet connection and the Cable companies don't really count as competition.

    28. Re:I hope they all quit! by Secrity · · Score: 1

      Most or all of the people who are affected by this are not unionized, they are salaried (exempt).

    29. Re:I hope they all quit! by the_rev_matt · · Score: 1

      Actually the market generally reacts very favorably to layoffs. Now repeated rounds of layoffs are a sign of something seriously wrong, and the one time charge to this years earnings might hurt a bit, but head to any stock brokerage firm when a Fortune 500 announces they're laying off 10,000 people and you'll see people breaking out champagne. I worked at a brokerage for 5 years, every time big layoffs were announced the brokers celebrated and the investors saw it as a 'forward thinking move to lower long term costs' and rewarded the share priced with increased purchases.

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    30. Re:I hope they all quit! by Critical+Facilities · · Score: 1

      None of those things apply if your employment is "at will" and/or if you're in a right to work" state. They can let you go for any reason or no reason at all with little or no notice and can do so perfectly legally.

    31. Re:I hope they all quit! by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

      Nope, though if it's of a sufficient size they have to give you 2 months notice. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Worker_Adjustment_and_Retraining_Notification_Act [wikipedia.org]

      And my company at least tends to boot you out immediately and just pay you for those 2 months. On top of that, individual employment contracts and benefits packages may also add to the cost of layoffs.

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    32. Re:I hope they all quit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your job was more specialized, I might agree with you. But if all that you do is desktop support - well... an 8 year old with an install CD could do your job.

    33. Re:I hope they all quit! by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1
      >Layoffs look bad to shareholders

      Incorrect. The market loves layoffs and usually share prices rise. "Finally management is cutting out that waste!"

    34. Re:I hope they all quit! by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

      Their telecommuting employees were probably using their Comcast connections, hence the low productivity!

      - RG>

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    35. Re:I hope they all quit! by kcornia · · Score: 1

      Well since I live in California, an "at will" state, and I have laid off probably over 50 people in the last two years (hello mortgage industry!), I can unequivocally state that they DO apply.

      "At will" and "right to work" definitely mean you can tell them to walk at a moments notice. It is however in NO WAY a blanket immunity from the wrongful termination suit that they serve you with the next day.

      Please don't confuse your ideal view of how it should be with the reality of how it is.

    36. Re:I hope they all quit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's been my experience that most of the time, the waste is at the top (or the middle), not the bottom. They're cutting at the wrong end of the spectrum...

    37. Re:I hope they all quit! by Reaperducer · · Score: 1

      It depends on where you live. In some states any number of people can be fired at any time for any reason. In other states, a few people can be fired at any time for any reason. But in still other states (Illinois is one), any time you fire more than a certain number of people, you have to give the state and the employees 30 days notice.

      Some companies are also bound by union contracts that require notice before large layoffs. And some people have personal employment contracts that require notice, or payment. I had one of those and got fired -- the company was so eager to get rid of me it cut a check for $11 grand just to get me out the door. I must have been a really bad employee back then.

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    38. Re:I hope they all quit! by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      No, I actually fix things. I haven't installed anything in ages. Plus I do administer the VOIP system with four Call Center Queues, Create Email accounts and groups, manager permissions, manage the Spam Firewall, manager eFax accounts, setup VOIP phones, etc.

    39. Re:I hope they all quit! by magical_mystery_meat · · Score: 0

      Isn't that an aspect of what unions are for? Protection from "Change in working conditions" or whatever they call it?

      These people aren't in any union! Professionals hate unions! Unions cause them to be considered as the equivalent of the Other Guy, who is never as competent or dedicated or, well, as SPECIAL as the professional. No amount of protection is worth being thought of as THAT GUY, my god what kind of horrible suggestion is that? We are all perfect unique snowflakes, just like everyone else

    40. Re:I hope they all quit! by nehumanuscrede · · Score: 1

      Is it that expensive ?

      AFAIK, the only folks who are allowed to telecommute at all are management. The non
      management employees are not even allowed to use the VPN system to access the network.

      As a management employee, they have little recourse if AT&T decided their jobs are no
      longer necessary. All that is required ( in my region anyway ) is sixty days notice.

      So, if AT&T wanted to lose them, they could. It wouldn't be as difficult as many think.

      What I don't get is why AT&T doesn't embrace telecommuting. It's QUITE expensive to keep
      office space for those employees. It's expensive to provide power, environmental ( read that
      AC ) and everything else that goes along with having employees at a single location. It would
      seem to me the electric bill alone would be a big enough reason to try and push as many
      employees into telecommuting as possible.

      Granted, there are many jobs that cannot be done remotely. Central Office and other areas
      that require folks on site come to mind. We do, however, have a multitude of jobs that could
      easily be done from . . . well. . . anywhere. A computer, phone line and VPN access and my
      job could easily be done from the house. Gas savings would be in the $300-$400 range per month.
      Lunch savings would be around $200 / month. ( Wouldn't be eating out daily ) etc. etc.

      I just fail to see where having your employees all reporting to a single location could
      possibly have any greater cost benefits over letting them work from home.

      *shrug*

      Then again, my thinking is probably why I don't wear a suit for AT&T :)

    41. Re:I hope they all quit! by spikedvodka · · Score: 1

      Yes, but most "At-Will" states are worded in such a way that it's "At-Will" unless you are covered by a collective bargining agreement (Read: Unionized)

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    42. Re:I hope they all quit! by xenophyx · · Score: 1
      I was referring to this part of the parent:

      I'm pretty sure you can't tell someone their job is moving, and that if they don't like it, they can just quit, and get no compensation. I'm sure the same could be said for switching a position from telecommuting to non-telecommuting.
      And how that would seem to require a union to even be feasible.

      Should've quoted, my fault.
    43. Re:I hope they all quit! by avronius · · Score: 1

      This may sound cold, but those aren't terribly specialized tasks.

      Within a couple of weeks, a skilled technical writer could create effective documentation for each of the roles that you've listed, such that these tasks could easily be assigned to a person with very little IT experience.

      As a side note, all of the items that you've listed as "Plus I do..." could easily be accomplished remotely [including the desktop support]. Maybe even by a former AT&T employee from the comfort of his/her own home?

    44. Re:I hope they all quit! by xenophyx · · Score: 1
      I was referring to this part of the parent:

      I'm pretty sure you can't tell someone their job is moving, and that if they don't like it, they can just quit, and get no compensation. I'm sure the same could be said for switching a position from telecommuting to non-telecommuting.
      And how that would seem to require a union to even be feasible.

      But yeah, I agree with you, having my last two jobs being unionized (and regardless of whether or not I choose to be a memeber, of course everyone else will to be protected) I've seen and grown to hate it. What's worse, no one above or below us sees us as even equal to THAT GUY... we're all seen as the expense that could be replaced by their 15 year old "computer whiz" nephew.
    45. Re:I hope they all quit! by magical_mystery_meat · · Score: 0

      Actually, I was being sarcastic. Every single professional I've ever met has thought that they were better than every other person in their workplace, and thus refuse to unionize, because it means they're admitting that they're like THAT GUY. Even when it would make their lives much better and prevent relentless screwing by their employer.

      Here's the attitude. I was telling this straight out of college Randroid I worked with at my last contract about how my dad's union (USWA) was what kept him employed and us in food/shelter when I was growing up. His reply: "I think I'd have a little more faith in your dad, but that's just me." Like my dad couldn't do it without the union. This is what people have come to think about unions. That they are nothing but crutches for the incompetent and that they paint everyone with the least common denominator brush. It's disgusting.

      On the other hand, you have the teachers' unions, and my local post office is the kind of place that turns normal compassionate people into Thatchers and Reagans vis-a-vis unions.

      There's no easy answer.

    46. Re:I hope they all quit! by xenophyx · · Score: 1

      Fair enough, and maybe I'm a little jaded in the sense that both of those unionized jobs for me were government jobs (one being in edumacation.)

      (Again, from what I've seen of them) generally the pro-union people I worked with loved the union because essentially, it meant they couldn't lose their job, short of standing over a body with a smoking gun. Not because of the wages, benefits, etc. And the reason that sickened me so, was these are the people who are supposed to be educating the children.... something about that just doesn't strike right with me.

      You're right, there is no easy answer. People will always want to abuse the benefits they have, and unfortunately, I don't see that ending anytime soon.

    47. Re:I hope they all quit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AT&T the worst? I think not.

      EchoStar is being split into two parts. One company will be the technology side of EchoStar(set top boxes, etc). The other company will be the Dish Network program delivery side of the business. Rumor on the street is that AT&T are looking to buy the Dish Network business once it's not tied to the technology side. (Oddly the buy-out rumor came at nearly the same time as the announcment of the split-up of EchoStar.) If the buy-outrumor is true, the EchoStar employees that become AT&T employees will see tremendous improvements in their benefits. The EchoStar technology workers - not so much.

    48. Re:I hope they all quit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I for one hated all the bloatware that AT&T wanted to install on my PC with their DSL, so I went with Charter cable. Didn't have to install anything. :D

    49. Re:I hope they all quit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or reliable service.

    50. Re:I hope they all quit! by Critical+Facilities · · Score: 1

      Well since I live in California, an "at will" state
      I think you mean "right to work" state, which (if you'd bothered to follow the link) California IS NOT A RIGHT TO WORK STATE.

      Please don't confuse your ideal view of how it should be with the reality of how it is.
      I assure you, I'm not confusing any view. I'll offer the usual disclaimer, IANAL. However, I am someone who can think, has been in the workplace for more than a few years, and is capable of using Google to research and recognize that unless you have violated various laws I don't think those cases are going to stick.
    51. Re:I hope they all quit! by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      Wehhlll, hell...

      Ignore the at-will prenup and treat the employment as a marriage. When they lay you off, and hand you your severance package (or termination papers) serve them with papers stating that you'll class action alimony sue them in court, you and you fellow laid off.

      Tell the judge that by working at home for x years, AT&T provided you with a level of comfort and existence they now dare to just take away (nevermind that your salary akin to an allowance means you could have saved to buy a bicycle...). Set a new trend... Stealth layoffs will be tracked by an invisible employee network to monitor layoffs, transfers, banishment, etc.

      The sign could say, on the Internets, something like "Not laid off as of this day..."

      (Of course, the negative tradeoff is that creditors, friends and others could monitor this for purposes of calling in debt owed to them.... if they think you should have been able to pay.)

      Which might bring up, in court, that AT&T may have offered these people telecommuting to:

      -- save on commercial real (fake) estate costs
      -- to relieve driving stress from employees (as a perk or favor that)
      -- personally reward or benefit economically strained employees (not ALL telecommuters are well-paid, I suppose...)

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    52. Re:I hope they all quit! by kcornia · · Score: 1

      Hey look at you, you know how to link. Unfortunately overwhelming your post with links != t3h w1n. The link below clearly explains that employees in California are considered to be "at will"

      http://research.lawyers.com/California/Employment-Law-in-California.html

      Despite that fact, what I'm arguing is the reality that people can and do file tons of wrongful termination suits. Sure they might be trivial, sure they might not stick. But that will be determined after the company spends a lot of time and effort fighting it. So as a result, very common HR policy is to force employers to follow procedures as if we were not an "at will" or "right to work" state in order to head off the suits before they start. It is a giant burden, believe me.

      You can feel free to link to whatever you want, but that's the reality. I've laid off enough people in the last two years, at multiple companies, to know exactly how things work.

    53. Re:I hope they all quit! by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      That's...

      re-E-merge...

      hehehe

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    54. Re:I hope they all quit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They should all quit! AT&T is the worst company out there.

      Obviously, you've never worked for CSC...

    55. Re:I hope they all quit! by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

      Er... How on Earth is a post about telecommuting off-topic in a thread about telecommuting???

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    56. Re:I hope they all quit! by Critical+Facilities · · Score: 1

      Hey look at you, you know how to link. Unfortunately overwhelming your post with links != t3h w1n Yes, I intentionally over-linked in my response to demonstrate how ill informed you apparently are (behold the power of the almighty anchor tag). You may want to read this specifically the part that says

      Experts suggest several methods to protect the company so there will be as few lawsuits or other legal maneuvers as possible by former employees. First, be sure that all employees who don't have a contract understand they are at-will employees. Some employment experts even suggest employers have new hires sign an agreement showing they understand this arrangement. Second, all California at-will employment is just that - at-will. It's important the agreement you have employees sign makes this clear. Unless there is a contract spelling out why and how an employee can be terminated, there is no agreement to that effect. You can let an employee go at any time. Third, educate your managers about California at-will employment. It's important they understand that at no time should they make any guarantees about employment to any employees. Many employers have managers sign agreements showing they understand at-will employment as well, though this isn't necessary. If you do have written employment agreements with any employees, make sure the terms of the agreement include their at-will status under the California at-will employment statutes. Also, make sure the agreement does not guarantee any future employment with the company. This is an important step as many employees think if they have an employment contract, they are also protected from at-will firings, and that's not the case. Make sure the employment agreement states this clearly.

      See, you have to be certain to CYA in terms of letting those not covered under collective bargaining agreements know of your company's policies (sorry, I know you hate it when I link to FACTS). And by the way, linking to the first article that you happen to find when typing "california at will employment" into Google ain't exactly 1337.

      I've laid off enough people in the last two years, at multiple companies, to know exactly how things work.
      Maybe that's your problem. If you've laid off a lot of people for "multiple companies" in the last "2 years" perhaps you're not choosing the best employers (or staying with one long enough to realize how the game is really played). If said employers had a clue about employment law, they'd have protected themselves in any "new hire" paperwork.
    57. Re:I hope they all quit! by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 1

      Based on what you just said, it's possible that many would qualify for unemployment.
      Which is the associated cost of layoffs you're alluding to.

      Though not specifically stated as cause for collecting unemployment, the only bar to meet is if "any reasonable person in the same circumstance would quit". While they do cite reduction in pay/hours, change of work location and hours would be considered reasonable.

      So yes, it's possible AT&T could wind up paying for thousands of unemployment claims because of this.

    58. Re:I hope they all quit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Welcome to Slashdot. How much did you pay for your UID?

    59. Re:I hope they all quit! by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      I can do most of the desktop support here remotely too. However you underestimate how dumb the users I support are. If I wasn't here they wouldn't be able to plug their speakers in or install a lifter on a phone for a wireless headset. Trust me, I HAVE to be here. Also, I agree that 99% of people could learn my job in about a month; 98% of them are willing to put forth the effort. Also, a technical writer would make more money in the few weeks it would take to write up the procedures then I make all year. I call THAT job security. You're right though in that I need to learn some more stuff to work up in the pay scale.

    60. Re:I hope they all quit! by TALlama · · Score: 1

      They've already accomplished the later; now they're attempting the former.

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    61. Re:I hope they all quit! by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

      I normally manage to avoid the idiot segment of the moderator population. :-)

      I guess it's finally time for me to welcome my snide comment-making AC overlords.

      Prooot!

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    62. Re:I hope they all quit! by emj · · Score: 1

      My uncle was a rent-a-boot, he traveled the world to fire people, he couldn't do it for more than 4 years though. Got really hard on him in the end.

    63. Re:I hope they all quit! by avronius · · Score: 1

      I was once where you are, and I understand that it's very easy to become complacent. Hold on to the job that you have while you learn the skills for the next one. You may get many chances to practice your new skills when people go on vacation, and that is "real experience" when applying for the next level.

      I truly wish you the best of luck!

  4. Hey! by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

    Hey! It`s a phone company. They don't care. They don't have to.

  5. Less gaming, more working. by Delusion_ · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Of course it's work-related. I'm farming Primals for my supervisor."

  6. Are they telecommuting over the Internet? by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Maybe the company just doesn't want their internal telecommuting communications to be subject to the federal wiretapping they are performing, keeping it all in-house on their LAN.

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    1. Re:Are they telecommuting over the Internet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd guess that the NSA has better things to do than going into business against AT&T.

    2. Re:Are they telecommuting over the Internet? by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 1

      Yeah, like breaking the encryption on a VPN?

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  7. eating your own dogfood? by Speare · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You know, if Boeing were to reel in their telecommuters, that is one thing. But this is the freakin' phone and network company saying that a phone and network just don't cut it as the primary ways to communicate professionally. What sort of message is this going to signal to big corporate customers who want to spend tons of cash on promoting and providing telecommuting solutions for their own staffs? Oh, yeah, nothing.

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    1. Re:eating your own dogfood? by Unoti · · Score: 1

      You're absolutely right. Perhaps it's the "phone company" at heart, still, and not so much the network company.

    2. Re:eating your own dogfood? by FinanceGeek · · Score: 2, Informative

      I spent some time at AT&T and found management to be quite shortsighted - this move doesn't surprise me a bit.

    3. Re:eating your own dogfood? by Delusion_ · · Score: 0, Troll

      Most employees aren't responsible enough to be as effective at home as they are at work.

      Most managers aren't skilled at and don't have the tools for monitoring effectiveness, particularly in offices where "effectiveness" is often measured by whether or not you can drop everything the second your boss gets a new idea for you to work on.

      The problem really isn't that the internet and phone network aren't cutting it, but that the people aren't cutting it.

      I'm reminded of the late 90s tech boom stories out of California where people get to put "KUNG FU NINJA" on their business cards instead of their functional job titles, wear Birkenstocks and torn jean shorts on Fridays (and then every day) and otherwise show up for work looking as if their daily agenda consisted of checking the mail and eating cookies while watching television. The problem isn't "casual Fridays" or a looser dress code, the problem is how far people push it.

      Face it, if you have to deal with customers (particular those of us who have to deal with them at their offices and not ours), it's hard to instill any degree of confidence when you're dressed like a chump who doesn't own anything nicer than a t-shirt. Similarly, it's hard to instill any degree of confidence in your supervisors when you're not around.

      Did you miss that call because you were on another one, or because you were still sleeping? Did you neglect that email because you're busy making serious progress on another matter, or because you're playing WoW? Did you log 4 hours in 8 because your internet was being flaky, or because you disconnected and went to do some shopping? Did you fail at a particular task despite your high level of effort or because of the lack thereof? Your presence is your case: if you're not around to make it, rest assured, someone else will make it for you, and assume the worst. And you'll push the issue yourself because there's no longer any separation between work space and home/play space. Most people don't have the discipline for it.

    4. Re:eating your own dogfood? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quite ironic. Here they are promoting their telecommunications to companies which employ telecommuters, but they themselves don't think its a good idea. Not for cause, mind you. I'm sure this has more to do with some pointy-haired boss who doesn't understand how this will hurt more than help.

      I worked for two years as a software programmer for a small contract firm. We had a small office, but chose to all telecommute. Our main problem wasn't productivity - that was great - it was more finding work. We were kind of a niche market at the time (Macintosh development), and Apple was busy shooting itself in the foot (i.e. pre-Steve Jobs' return). If the market had been better I'm sure I'd still be with that company, because I did enjoy working so much at home. It was productive and liberating at the same time. It also didn't hurt that I was a co-owner in the company.

    5. Re:eating your own dogfood? by Retric · · Score: 1

      If you can't tell if someone is producing value by their output why do you need them? Someone can answer all the email you want, but if that's not their job then why would you evaluate them a useless metric? People are not productive just because you are looking at them. You need to give them something to do and then evaluate their output.

    6. Re:eating your own dogfood? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. I work for a large company who makes hardware exclusively for mobile communications. While they don't seem to mind the very occasional work from home day, they really frown on any extended time away from the office. Big push lately for laptops and mobile data cards too. They even offer a considerable discount for us to purchase them, but I honestly can't even imagine a use for one at this point, given their attitudes about working remotely.

    7. Re:eating your own dogfood? by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2

      That's 10-12K people that now have to commute back and forth to work everyday, need real estate for offices, furniture, etc. What a waste of time, money, and energy.

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    8. Re:eating your own dogfood? by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 1

      Most employees aren't responsible enough to be as effective at home as they are at work.

      I've found the opposite to be true. People feel as if they're being held responsible for actually doing something if they're working for home. Where as if they show up at the office, they feel they've done their part, and spend hours in other people's cube, chatting for 5 minutes about the project, and and hour about other BS. Then they spend 20 minutes grabbing a cup of coffee.

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    9. Re:eating your own dogfood? by wolfmanXUG · · Score: 0

      Yeap spoken just like a at&t supervisor.

    10. Re:eating your own dogfood? by Guido+von+Guido · · Score: 1

      I tend to be much more productive at home than I am in the office. If I'm extremely busy, I find it's much better to stay home. The week before I went on vacation I stayed home, and I was working until my wife told me it was time to leave for the airport (and I gave my boss an update on where I was in the cab).

      So today, when I'm posting on Slashdot? Yeah, I'm in the office.

    11. Re:eating your own dogfood? by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      The last company I worked for sold software that processes more than 1/3 of the checks written in the United States. They paid all of their employees and most other bills electronically.

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    12. Re:eating your own dogfood? by tholomyes · · Score: 1

      The four months I spent telecommuting was the most productive four months of programming in my life. Unfortunately, it was too productive-- after I finished up the project and it worked without any major flaws, they decided they didn't need me anymore (probably due to the oft-cited factors such as visibility, with a dash of nepotism).

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    13. Re:eating your own dogfood? by Mercano · · Score: 1

      Funny that you mention Boeing. For quite a while, Airbus was using modified Boeing aircraft to ship subassemblies between their various facilities. Cause, you know, while centralization would save all sorts of fuel, it wouldn't spread the work (and the money) around the EU. Airbus eventually made its own oversized planes, citing the high maintainence costs and the need for even larger cargo, but I can't help but the prospect of getting rid of a competitor's airframe didn't enter into it.

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    14. Re:eating your own dogfood? by Delusion_ · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You missed that part of my point because I made it poorly. I apologize.

      A big part of the problem isn't _just_ that employees aren't as effective (and let's be honest here, it does take discipline), but that there is a management culture that considers presence as being a very important determiner of effectiveness. Management culture which isn't ready for this sort of change is going to be especially poor at judging how (or if) it works.

      Let's assume for the sake of argument that the employees are just as (or more) effective telecommuting than not:

      Managing takes skill, and managing a telecommuting workforce takes different skills. I would argue that it also takes more skill, because you have to get a lot of old notions out of your head, and you have to understand work differently than the management mindset of 20 years ago. If your managers aren't willing to embrace that, they're also probably a lot more likely to assume the worst of you despite what effective output you have, because you know as well as I do that in some work environments, effectiveness is measured poorly by people who think that a passing familiarity with Excel and Powerpoint is more than enough to whip up some statistics, usually getting the basic assumptions wrong.

      That doesn't make management right in this case, but it does mean that there's a lot of corporate inertia to get beyond. Think of the companies who have really led the charge here - software, marketing for print and television, design work. The larger and less creative an organization is, the more inertia there is to get past when it comes to embracing a different way of understanding the work environment... ...and when I think of a "larger and less creative organization", AT&T is definitely in the top hundred.

    15. Re:eating your own dogfood? by GnarlyDoug · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The message is more than just 'nothing'. It's an active statement that "We feel that telecommuting is bad and we don't use it". I certainly wouldn't buy from a seller who doesn't believe in his own product. I'd hate to be an AT&T sales rep who gets asked the question "Why should I buy your product when your own company does not feel it is worthwhile?".

    16. Re:eating your own dogfood? by truthsearch · · Score: 1

      Most employees aren't responsible enough to be as effective at home as they are at work.

      Proof, please? A study, perhaps?

    17. Re:eating your own dogfood? by bynary · · Score: 1

      If a manager can't trust their employee to do the work and is always paranoid about what they are or aren't doing, they shouldn't be in management. A competent manager will hire people they are confident will get the work done regardless of the circumstances.

      I can say without doubt that I easily get twice as much work done when working from home than when I'm in the office. People leave me alone when I'm not in my cube. And guess what, they figure out how to do their work without bugging me. I would say that at least half my day is spent managing distractions, whereas at home the only distraction is nature's call. I also want to work harder at home in order to prove to my manager that it was worth letting me stay home that day.

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    18. Re:eating your own dogfood? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      The message is more than just 'nothing'. It's an active statement that "We feel that telecommuting is bad and we don't use it". I certainly wouldn't buy from a seller who doesn't believe in his own product.

      Ah. So I shouldn't buy pizza from a guy who doesn't eat anything but pizza, 3 meals a day and 365 days a year?
       
      Seriously, any company that would use telecommuting just because the phone company does, is idiotic. Equally, any company that wouldn't because the phone company doesn't is also idiot. Telecommuting, like pizza, is not a magic wand or a one-size-fits-all solution.
  8. Goes to show you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Never trust the Suits.

    Most of them probably don't even know what telecommuting is.

    Most of them probably don't have a computer in their office. That's for the 'help' to deal with.

    MOst probably can't spell 'email'.

    1. Re:Goes to show you... by boristdog · · Score: 1

      Yep. I used to work at a high-tech research consortium.

      The CEO didn't have a computer, he had his secretary print out all his e-mails. Then she would type his responses for him...after he wrote them down on paper.

      And we paid him about half a million a year, plus perks.

    2. Re:Goes to show you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Names!

      Dammit!

      Everyone should know who this fool is. As a shareholder I would be horrifed to learn that we had such an idiot in charge!

    3. Re:Goes to show you... by westlake · · Score: 1
      Everyone should know who this fool is. As a shareholder I would be horrifed to learn that we had such an idiot in charge!

      The executive is paid to make decisions, The secretary is paid to manage appointments and correspondence.

      So long as he makes the right decisions the stockholder has no cause for complaint if the CEO is more comfortable working with a quill pen and parchment than with a PowerBook.

  9. Weird... by Uthic · · Score: 1

    From the article there's so many negatives to this, that I really fail to understand the reasoning whoever thought this up was using at the time.

  10. If it were me... by saur2004 · · Score: 1
    And I was certain that it was a precursor to a downsize anyway......

    I would start issuing invoices for fill-ups.

  11. Personally... by fallen1 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    if I could find another job in short order paying the same or more money AND one that allowed me to telework, I'd tell the new Lord Vader he could go fuck himself and his death star.

    Barring that, how about writing up an article and trying to get it into the New York Times (and other large papers) asking the question: Why is AT&T supporting pollution by requiring 10,000 employees to begin commuting to an office once again? Does AT&T _not_ support a green initiative and want to cut down on its carbon footprint in this world? Does AT&T _not_ support cutting down on vehicle emissions by using the very effective telecommute for work? What does AT&T have against saving the planet?

    With the wide variety of people focused on green initiatives, carbon footprinting, greenhouse gases, and trying to save the planet surely some bad press thrown AT&T's way making it look bad on the global stage for, basically, FORCING 10,000+ people to begin commuting to work again after years of working from home... Well, even monopolistic giants can be pimp-slapped in the press. Sometimes.

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    1. Re:Personally... by EveryNickIsTaken · · Score: 1

      Why is AT&T supporting pollution by requiring 10,000 employees to begin commuting to an office once again? I just asked my boss if I could telecommute using this argument. His exact words? "Fuck the planet."
    2. Re:Personally... by hal2814 · · Score: 1

      The vast majority of people just aren't going to care about a green angle in AT&T workers commuting to work. Why? Most people commute to work. If you lived in a town where the majority of roads aren't paved, you're not going to get much sympathy for problems you have with your paved road. An AT&T worker now having the same environmental impact you do getting to and from work isn't going to go anywhere. I think the best angle I've read so far here is pushing the issue that the phone company won't let its workers telecommute any more.

    3. Re:Personally... by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1
      Your boss is in for a rude awakening when none of his employees show up when gas is $4-$5/gallon.

      Companies that can effectively manage telecommuters are going to flourish in short order.

    4. Re:Personally... by ScrappyLaptop · · Score: 1

      Why would my employer care how much it costs me to get to work? That expenditure is on my shoulders. Despite the 'discount' of owning the lines and services (up to a point), I wonder what the cost breakdown is for AT&T's remote workers. Could this be a cost saving measure, ignoring the quit-vs-fire argument? Do they have lot's of spare office space? It just doesn't make sense, like GM telling all their employees to go drive Hondas...isn't 'coming into the office' the opposite of what AT&T sells?

    5. Re:Personally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "$4-$5/gallon."

      Thats the average price most pepole pay outside the US, so get used to it and may concider using your feet/cycle a bit more.

    6. Re:Personally... by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      Why would my employer care how much it costs me to get to work? That expenditure is on my shoulders.

      Right. But if another employer offers you the ability to telecommute, and you can then put into your pocket what you would have otherwise spent on automotive expenses, your new employer is going to be providing much more of a benefit. While in small numbers, this doesn't matter much, it will as the price of gas goes up and employers have to be more competitive to keep employees.

      If I'm shelling out $300-$400/month in gas, and I can find a job that lets me telecommute 2-3 days a week, that's pretty significant.

    7. Re:Personally... by EtoilePB · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Do you know how far away from his or her workplace the average suburban commuter actually lives? A 3-hour walk each direction just isn't practical. On the other hand, if more cities out there had some kind of reliable mass transit... (or if mass transit were more reliable in the cities that have it...).

    8. Re:Personally... by nahdude812 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Thats the average price most pepole pay outside the US, so get used to it and may concider[sic] using your feet/cycle a bit more.
      I would if in the US, when living outside of cities, a job that is considered close to home was not 20 miles (32km) away.

      I drive 44 miles round trip to my job, and I watched for a job that close to home for 3 years while driving 150 miles round trip. It's either that or move closer to my job and pay twice as much for housing (so far driving the distance and paying for the gas is the more economic alternative) or else move into a high crime neighborhood.

      I get the sense that many Europeans don't really grok the scale out here, or more specifically the population density (or lack thereof). The US is something like 2.5x the size of the entire EU, while the EU has like 1.5x the population of the US. You just have way more jobs per square kilometer, and mass transit is a lot more viable for you (there are more routes per capita because of the higher population density). I could take a bus to work, but I'd have drive to the bus stop, and on the other end, I'd have to have a car waiting for me so I could drive the remaining distance. Bus travel time would be 2x-3x as long because it isn't a direct route, and goes some other places I'm not interested in and are out of my way first. Though on nice days I suppose I could carry a bike onto the bus with me.

      I guess I'm just lazy, and would rather not spend 4 hours a day commuting to and from work.

      Also, at this time of year it's dark when I get to work, and dark when I leave work, so riding a bike is incredibly unsafe (there's not sidewalks unless you're in the city, and I'm not).
    9. Re:Personally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey Americans: stop driving fucking SUVs... or cars for that matter. Take the bus, train, or get your fat asses on a bicycle or walk. If you want to drive eat the 4 or 5 dollars a gallon. It is your overconsumption that put the price there. So quick bitching about the price of gas.

    10. Re:Personally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i won't contest your pathetic rambling, but judging from your ability to comment from a computer terminal, I wager that your actions are problematic for global sustainability as well.

    11. Re:Personally... by Copid · · Score: 1

      Why would my employer care how much it costs me to get to work?
      The same reason your employer should be concerned about the cost of housing within the commute distance and other major factors in your cost of living. They affect the price of an input crucial to their business: You.

      That's like asking why United Airlines should be worried about tensions in the Middle East making it hard to get oil shipments out, since the logistical and financial burden is the oil industry's problem, right?
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    12. Re:Personally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I get the sense that many Europeans don't really grok the scale out here, or more specifically the population density (or lack thereof).

      The population density is a result of the cost of transportation, not the other way around. The US has very high population densities as well, but a huge proportion of the people like suburbia and can afford to live there and have long commutes. There is absolutely no geographic reason for this. The majority of the people in the US live on the densely populated coasts. The total size of the country is simply irrelevant. The US could have lower distances between work and home like in many parts of Europe. You don't have to build home ghettos far away from work. It is (was, actually) a choice which is biased by the cost of commuting. Higher energy costs favor denser integration, lower energy costs favor sprawl. Now that you've built your cities around cars and cheap gas, you're stuck with them and the rising energy costs hit you harder.

    13. Re:Personally... by pesho · · Score: 1

      I get the sense that many Europeans don't really grok the scale out here, or more specifically the population density (or lack thereof).

      Trust me, most of the Europeans do grok the scale you are talking about. Yet there is a way to serve this scale with efficient public transportation at half what you pay now for gas, insurance and oil changes for your car. I have seen it in working amazingly well in Germany. It is based on trains/subways for long to mid range travel and buses/trams to move the people from the train stations to the local neighborhoods. For your 44 mile commute you will spend about 40min to 1h a day.

      I live now in LA and it will work very well here (imagine subway lines under the major highways), as well as in the majority of the mid to large population centers. Unfortunately it requires investment in infrastructure (read higher taxes) and pursuit of long term goals, both of which are big no-no for US voters.

      On the other hand gas prices of about 5-6$/gallon may change the attitudes.

    14. Re:Personally... by cgenman · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_population_density

      United States ranks somewhere between Zambabwe and Estonia by population per square kilometer. France has about 10x the US average population density.

    15. Re:Personally... by McGiraf · · Score: 1

      "so riding a bike is incredibly unsafe (there's not sidewalks unless you're in the city, and I'm not)."

      a sidewalk is for pedestrians, not for bikes, even more so in cites.

    16. Re:Personally... by ScrappyLaptop · · Score: 1
      ...but could it be that you assume a healthy economy for the next five or ten years?

      What if jobs start to get a bit harder to find? What if most people (perhaps even those that are highly skilled) will end up gladly taking whatever job they can get? Let's just say for sake of argument that we haven't even seen the bulk of the iceberg yet in the repercussions of the subprime problem...let's say that a number of very large corporations either fail or dump tens of thousands of jobs or more each in the same quarter. At that point, it will be an employers' job market and I don't believe they will care about how much your commute costs you, only that you're either 1.) the best of the best, in which case they might offer you a better cube or 2) willing to work cheap and not complain too much.

    17. Re:Personally... by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      Yeah... and I ride my bike to work year-round in about the least bicycle-friendly city in the US from a pathway perspective. I might not have to fight the weather, but LA drivers and traffic on a bike is painful!

    18. Re:Personally... by jsebrech · · Score: 2

      I get the sense that many Europeans don't really grok the scale out here, or more specifically the population density (or lack thereof). The US is something like 2.5x the size of the entire EU, while the EU has like 1.5x the population of the US.

      The population density argument is false. In the major metropolitan areas you have very comparable population densities.

      Like another poster points out, suburbia as a concept is based on cheap personal transportation. In Europe personal transportation has never been as cheap as in the US, and therefore there is less suburbia. This cost is especially notable when measured relative to the cost of public transportation (and the quality of that transportation). Public transportation in the US, from what I've seen of it, is expensive and sub-par. Another factor that plays a role in my opinion is lack of inner city investment. If you allow the inner city to impoverish, then this becomes a self-sustaining effect as anyone who can afford it flees the inner city. By contrast, I'm in the planning stages of buying an inner city home, even though I work on the outskirts of the city, and it would be cheaper to buy a home near my place of work.

    19. Re:Personally... by arethuza · · Score: 1

      Something that Americans tend to forget is that although the area of the EU is less than that of the US, the actual distances involved are comparable. Last time I checked the distance from North Cape to Gibraltar is about the same as from Seattle to the tip of Florida.

    20. Re:Personally... by nahdude812 · · Score: 1

      I don't know if that's true (I assume it means traveling from the farthest tip of Norway, around the peninsula), but if you want to take the extreme distances, then you should take the farthest out Aleutian island or at least Barrow Alaska =).

      You have almost 4 times the population density with 113.4 people per square kilometer compared to the US's 30.6 (EU pop: 490,426,060, area: 4,324,782 sq km; US pop: 301,139,947, area: 9,826,630 sq km). You are going to have to travel on average around 1/4 the distance, and with 4 times the density, public transportation is substantially more effective, and a much higher and shorter term return on investment for taxpayer money to build the necessary infrastructure.

    21. Re:Personally... by arethuza · · Score: 1

      I did make a serious mistake though - Norway isn't in the EU!

    22. Re:Personally... by nahdude812 · · Score: 1

      No, population density is not a false argument, it's a statement of fact with necessary implications in a conversation about daily travel in the US. You can't elect to examine only the portion of the population which is most favorable to your argument.

      You can make a case for it being a choice to live in suburbia instead of living in the city, but I'll counter that (in fact already did in my original post) with pointing out that it is a choice between substantially higher cost of living or else moving into high crime neighborhoods. Why anyone with the option would choose one of these is beyond me (well, I guess some people want to live in the ritzy neighborhood as a status symbol, certainly this is not an economic decision).

      I don't intend to apologize for lack of public transportation infrastructure in the US, and I don't intend to apologize for it making sense to live in the suburbs from both an economic and safety sense, I am asserting these facts: 1) Public transportation is not sufficient to make it a reasonable alternative to personal transportation anywhere but in metropolitan areas, 2) To live in a metropolitan area means making the choice between high cost of living or high crime unless you get very very lucky.

      In Philadelphia, SEPTA has been closing down bus and train routes because they cost more to operate than passenger fees and government financial support collectively are able to cover. This of course is a direct side-effect of urban sprawl, and it is a nasty downward spiral. However the solution is not to simply continue money sink transportation efforts, nor is it to build new transportation systems where population density is not high enough to support it. If you build it they will not come.

      The one thing which is most likely to encourage more people to use public transportation is traffic congestion. Today, public transportation is both more time consuming and often still more costly. For example, for me to take the train into the city it would cost $5.50 advanced fare. But I'd still have to drive 10 miles to the nearest station, plus I'd have to pay parking fees at the station (which I think are only $1 / day fortunately). Gas is only around $3/gallon right now; with a fuel efficient car (35 mpg on my Ford), I can get to and from work more than twice on the cost it would take me to take the train one way. Even with wear and tear on the car, I could still certainly say that I'd get one round trip to work for the cost of a one-way train pass. Can't count the cost of the car itself because in the suburbs, having a car is not an option if you want to do things like get groceries or get to the train station; it's purchase cost is a given with or without using current public transportation.

      Again, I'm not apologizing for the way it is, I'm just stating how it is. Where I live and where I work, it is both more economical and more convenient to take my own car, and moving to a place that makes public transportation an economic alternative is itself either not economic or dangerous.

      So you're right, urban sprawl is a direct result of the inexpense of personal transportation. Whatever the cause, it doesn't change the fact that it still makes the most sense on an individual level to follow suit.

    23. Re:Personally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The USA have very uneven population densities. There are huge areas which are practically uninhabited. The relevant local population densities are very similar to the EU, but the distribution of workplaces and homes are different. It doesn't matter to a commuter that there are huge deserts and national parks which drag down the country's total population density. It does matter that everybody likes to live in suburban areas away from the stress of the city. That structure has grown due to an availability of cheap individual transport. You're not driving through the vastness of the USA to get to your job, you're driving through sprawl.

    24. Re:Personally... by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      The streets aren't really suitable for bikes either.

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    25. Re:Personally... by Proteus · · Score: 2

      Whatever the cause, it doesn't change the fact that it still makes the most sense on an individual level to follow suit.
      Perhaps it's time you re-read The Tragedy of the Commons. And think about it a bit. Following a strict approach of "do whatever is best for me on an individual level" is no way to break the cycle that results in the Tragedy.

      Enlightened self-interest would suggest that maybe it's worthwhile to make some personal sacrifice to benefit the community as a whole. Now, I'm not judging your particular circumstance -- I know there are places where living in relative security and being able to bike or walk to work is prohibitively expensive. I am saying, though, that there are plenty of people who can and do make the decision to live more simply for the benefit of the community.

      My wife and I, for example, moved into an 800-square-foot house in the city -- the cost of which would have bought us almost 2000 sq. feet in a reasonable suburb. We did this because it:
      1. dramatically reduced my wife's commute
      2. provided carpool opportunities for my wife
      3. eliminated my need to drive to work (I walk or bike except in bad weather)


      Yeah, it costs more, but we're happy with our choice. There are many others who are in a position where they could choose to make similar decisions, but don't because having a bigger (and/or nicer) house is more important. I respect their choice, but I don't like it when people pretend they're forced to make it.
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    26. Re:Personally... by i · · Score: 1

      I'm doing a 60 mile roundtrip to my job every day here in Europe.
      And I'm certainly not alone, despite living in the populationvise densiest part of
      my country (Stockholm).

      If I choose bus, train etc. it would take me more than 4 hours a day.

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    27. Re:Personally... by nahdude812 · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the insightful and polite response! It's been a few years since I last read the Tragedy of the Commons. This is such an incredibly well written piece though it's essentially impossible to absorb it all!

      If Hardin is to be believed, the viable solution to urban sprawl is to artificially inflate the costs of participating in it. Substantially increase gas taxes and use those to build mass transit infrastructure. This is inviable in the political sense though. Democracy disagrees with solving problems of shared resources with artificial cost inflation, because democracies depend on each individual operating in the sense that is best for himself, and the tragedy of the commons is specifically a description of the consequences of individuals acting this way.

      You would need to be both a brilliant and also politically suicidal politician to try to make this change (and because of your brilliance, probably very aware of the consequences). Another tragedy of the commons. It would probably be defeated and you would lose your career.

    28. Re:Personally... by McGiraf · · Score: 1

      "The streets aren't really suitable for bikes either."

      The streets a suitable for bikes, the only problems is stupid car drivers that do not look were they are going.

    29. Re:Personally... by sacrilicious · · Score: 1
      My wife and I, for example, moved into an 800-square-foot house in the city -- the cost of which would have bought us almost 2000 sq. feet in a reasonable suburb. We did this because it: 1. dramatically reduced my wife's commute 2. provided carpool opportunities for my wife 3. eliminated my need to drive to work (I walk or bike except in bad weather) ... I don't like it when people pretend they're forced to [live as they are].

      The reasons you give for your decision don't indicate you're raising a family. Raising a family doesn't force me into the choices I've made any more than you're being forced to keep your job instead of becoming homeless, but the factors I have to take into account include more than just the cost of adequate space. I have to think about school districts, neighborhood safety, the costs of food, medical attention, utitlities, and a whole lot more.

      The strawman argument that I'm not being forced to think about these things is misleading. It's not about being forced. It's about wanting a life that isn't a rat race from dawn til dusk, and doesn't have your kids dodging bullets and pedophiles. Granted, some people live beyond their means, but I would hate to think anyone is implying that the gap between reasonable desires and reality is just being imagined by everyone who happens to complain.

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    30. Re:Personally... by Proteus · · Score: 1

      The strawman argument that I'm not being forced to think about these things is misleading.
      I think it is you, sir, that have created the straw man. First, by including the "[live as they are]" interpretation, which changes the meaning of the sentence; second, by changing the topic of my argument to whether people must consider various circumstances when making the choice. On the assumption that your comments are merely grounded in misunderstanding, rather than malice, I'll re-explain:

      I said:

      I respect their choice, but I don't like it when people pretend they're forced to make it.
      To re-phrase for clarity, I respect that people can choose to live wherever and however they'd like, so long as they are not directly harming me; however, I don't like it when people claim that they had no choice in the manner in which they live. Simply put, unless you are truly impoverished, you do have a choice about how you live -- when people claim they are forced to live in a suburb, it irritates me. You choose to live in a suburb, because the considerations of quality school districts, low crime, size of home, or what have you outweigh your desire to live in a more "eco-friendly" small space in a city.

      There's nothing inherently wrong with that choice. However, I only rarely hear someone say something like: "I could reduce my carbon emissions by moving to the city, but doing so is less important to me than living away from the noise of the city and having a larger home and yard for my kids to play in." I'd like to hear that from time to time.

      What I usually hear, though, is: "I could reduce emissions by moving to the city, but I have to live in a lower-crime area, and I have 2 kids, so I have to have at least 1600 sq. ft. in my home, so I really couldn't possibly live in the city." And that, I take issue with.

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    31. Re:Personally... by sacrilicious · · Score: 1
      However, I only rarely hear someone say something like: "I could reduce my carbon emissions by moving to the city, but doing so is less important to me than living away from the noise of the city and having a larger home and yard for my kids to play in." I'd like to hear that from time to time. What I usually hear, though, is: "I could reduce emissions by moving to the city, but I have to live in a lower-crime area, and I have 2 kids, so I have to have at least 1600 sq. ft. in my home, so I really couldn't possibly live in the city." And that, I take issue with.

      Thanks for your response. I'm not trying to sound combative or malicious, and I acknowledge that I may not be doing well in trying to meet that goal. Please rest assured that the below comes from genuine curiosity.

      The phrase "have to" is relative to some arbitrary baseline, usually implied. For example, a lot of people would take as a given the truth of the statement "I have to eat", but in fact it's only true relative to the baseline "in order to live". Which seems self-evident and redundant until we consider people who don't necessarily want to live. (And such people do exist, albeit often for limited times.)

      If someone asserted "I have to eat", it would seem pedantic to insist they rephrase it as, "I could choose to die, but remaining alive is important to me and so it's really impossible for me to give up food." It might be justifiable to seek the latter elaboration out of sheer curiosity, if the person was open to discussing it, but I wouldn't say that I had an issue with the former phrasing.

      If you take issue with the "have to" phrasing because on a semantic level you prefer precise terminology (i.e. you'd be happy with the words "I strongly dislike a high-crime area, so I don't want to live in the city"), then I'd simply say: you're fighting a losing battle, in fact a battle that was lost a long time ago and was never winnable.

      If instead your motivation is to empower people with the knowledge that they have choices so that they can improve their own lives, I could relate to that.

      Looking back on the dialog, I see the possibility that your focus might be specifically in the realm of driving and emissions (both your posts have made use of related examples). If that's the case, then I confess to just having now realized it, and would have responded on a less philosophical and more pragmatic level, if at all.

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  12. upper management control freaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's a sign of bad management when they can't trust those they manage

    of course, the senior people are always the ones who spend the least time 'in the office' in my experience

    1. Re:upper management control freaks by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      People who aren't trustworthy are also mistrustful. They just assume everyone else is like them.
      And speaking of higher ups, the higher ups (and the development staff) will be enjoying a vacation Wednesday through Sunday of this week. Unfortunately, people in operations, such as myself have to work every day except Thursday, and Friday will be a double load because of the holiday, and we will undoubtedly have to work overtime Friday into Saturday, so in effect, we get no day off at all, while the higher ups and development staff get three.
      I do believe this is going to be the last job that I ever take in operations.

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    2. Re:upper management control freaks by Horatio_Hellpop · · Score: 0, Troll

      Funny, I'm in operations, not a manager, but I get four days off. Maybe it's because we have Linux servers ...

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    3. Re:upper management control freaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Has nothing to do with Linux servers. Most of AT&T's servers run Unix. AIX Unix. Funny how that works, isn't it?

      It is not the OS or hardware that is the issue, it is the software running on them. Most of which is highly customized to handle the volume of customers that AT&T has. However the one notable place where they are not using real enterprise class software or servers is still conspicuous. I wouldn't doubt if that is one of the biggest pain in the asses of their new project.

      Most AT&T management seem to suffer from the kind of anoxia caused from having one's head too far up one's ass, and I agree with the GP. The managers will be taking it easy at home. The operations and support staff will be taking a beating as usual. AT&T may have good benefits, but you don't want to have to keep a sleeping bag under your desk like some people there. The bad reputation is there for a reason.

    4. Re:upper management control freaks by tompaulco · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Funny, I'm in operations, not a manager, but I get four days off. Maybe it's because we have Linux servers.
      Our servers have nothing to do with it. The banks are closed Thursday, and open Friday, so on Friday we have to be here and the work we receive in and have to process will be twice normal, which cancels out the holiday the day before.
      Developers and managers don't have to concern themselves with the actual production work. They can take the day off. But operations always has to operate. That's why this is the last job I will ever take in operations.

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  13. Obesity by CaligarisDesk · · Score: 1

    Isn't it odd this story comes up right after an article on the obesity epidemic.

    1. Re:Obesity by darthfracas · · Score: 1

      perhaps ATT wants teleworkers to bike to work? that would let them keep their thumbs on everyone and not add to pollution! oh wait, this is ATT, there's no positive motive possible.

  14. Better than telecommuting. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I have an idea to be at the office and telecommute at the same time: Invent the holodeck.

    The office space would actually be a giant holodeck with holographic cubicles and other holographic office equipment. At each employee's home, a much smaller holodeck would be installed. These holodecks would be designed similarly to the ones in Star Trek, but with one small difference: These holodecks would use a superset of the X11 protocol.

    Employees at their home holodeck would feel exactly as though they were at the office. Those who physically commute to the office would feel the same way. The residual self images of all the employees logged in to all the holodecks at any given moment would be mapped onto the big office holodeck as well as onto all the smaller holodecks at all the employees' homes.

    Besides saving on gasoline, hours wasted commuting, and traffic jams caused on the nation's highways and streets, this approach would have a few additional benefits as well. For one thing, besides purchasing the holodeck, the employer would not have to buy any other equipment or supplies. All desks, chairs, computer workstations, pens, pencils, post-it notepads, lights, water coolers, vending machines, carpets, and those annoying inspirational posters that say things like Teamwork or Persistence, would all be holographically implemented. This would save big on costs for everyone.

    1. Re:Better than telecommuting. by Zenaku · · Score: 4, Funny

      That is a great "idea." I have an even better "idea:" Use magic. If we all used magic to create our food, shelter and amenities, nobody would have to work at all, and we could spend our time playing Quiddich.

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    2. Re:Better than telecommuting. by ehlo · · Score: 1

      If we are on a holodeck anyway, why not rid ourselves of the damn cubicles?

    3. Re:Better than telecommuting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I have an idea to be at the office and telecommute at the same time: Invent the holodeck.


      Great idea. Make it so!

    4. Re:Better than telecommuting. by Thrip · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dude, the Potter books explicitly state that you can't make food with magic. Someone please kill me for knowing this.

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    5. Re:Better than telecommuting. by loafula · · Score: 1

      i have an even better idea: transporters.
      then you have the office hire a guy name scottie whom you would call when you needed to beam in.
      you'd save on gas, wouldn't have to give up precious house space for a holodeck, and wouldn't have a holodeck to keep powered (which, i imagine, would rack up an electric bill as expensive as a tank of gas during the 8 hour work day).

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    6. Re:Better than telecommuting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All desks, chairs, computer workstations, pens, pencils, post-it notepads, lights, water coolers, vending machines, carpets, and those annoying inspirational posters that say things like Teamwork or Persistence, would all be holographically implemented. This would save big on costs for everyone.

      If we could cheaply roll out a holodeck, we'd have it. The thing that you aren't seeing is that we don't have the forcefield tech of Star Teck that really made the holodeck reproduce everything. You also don't consider how much computer power and electricity that it would take to run a holodeck. It may be much cheaper to make all the traditional office crap rather than every office being a holodeck. If I recall correctly, even in Star Trek, every office wasn't a holodeck.

    7. Re:Better than telecommuting. by arrrrg · · Score: 1

      How about this?

    8. Re:Better than telecommuting. by OptimusPaul · · Score: 1

      What happens when you forget you are at home and you go out to lunch with a coworker?

    9. Re:Better than telecommuting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The lawyers would never go for it. Imagine the liability when the holodeck failsafe mechanism breaks down?

    10. Re:Better than telecommuting. by edraven · · Score: 1

      I was thinking of this the other day, what effect would reasonably cheap teleportation have on society? My thinking was that businesses would inevitably move to the most inhospitable terrain possible, since the land would be incredibly cheap.

    11. Re:Better than telecommuting. by gstoddart · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have an idea to be at the office and telecommute at the same time: Invent the holodeck. ...

      Besides saving on gasoline, hours wasted commuting, and traffic jams caused on the nation's highways and streets, this approach would have a few additional benefits as well.

      And somehow you seem serious. Holodeck technology is predicated on having essentially infinite energy -- so much so that after you've solved the power source for warp engines, and then invented transporter technology, you have enough left over to create the holosystems because it's just a special case of those technologies and the power source you already have.

      It requires Heisenberg compensators to overcome sub-quantum issues, photonic and holographic technologies beyond what we've even conceived of, isolinear processors (whatever the hell they are), and CPU and processing capacities we can't even really conceive of. In short, all of the foundational technology in the Star Trek universe. That whole ability to create matter from energy and back again incredibly, astronomically, and absurdly expensive.

      So, yes, if we had practically infinite cheap, clean energy, then we would have enough left over so that we could eliminate the waste of fossil fuels used in commutes.

      I don't mean to dis you here, but why does proposing non-existent sci-fi technology count as actually addressing the problems faced by telecommuters and the company who wants to stop them? It's like saying if we had "Mr Fusion" devices, we could solve the problem of crappy rechargeable batteries -- it's kinda accurate, but it's so far removed from the actual problem as to be not very helpful. Proposing it is almost bordering on the absurd.

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    12. Re:Better than telecommuting. by EvilNTUser · · Score: 1

      You had me until X11.

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    13. Re:Better than telecommuting. by Arimus · · Score: 1

      But our management could holo-commute then as well, just take a plant and morph their image on it - only problem is occasionaly the plant will make more sense than the manager...

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    14. Re:Better than telecommuting. by operagost · · Score: 1

      Employees at their home holodeck would feel exactly as though they were at the office. Those who physically commute to the office would feel the same way. The residual self images of all the employees logged in to all the holodecks at any given moment would be mapped onto the big office holodeck as well as onto all the smaller holodecks at all the employees' homes.
      This idea will break down as soon as an employee decides it's more comfortable to work in the nude and there's a system failure in the clothing module.
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    15. Re:Better than telecommuting. by gstoddart · · Score: 2, Informative

      i have an even better idea: transporters.

      Not to belabor this point too much ... but the holodeck is a specific application of transporter technology. In order to have a holodeck in the same sense as Trek, you need transporter technology -- that's how it works.

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    16. Re:Better than telecommuting. by fireboy1919 · · Score: 1

      energy and back again incredibly, astronomically, and absurdly expensive

      According to trek it's just tractor beams & holograms (as we know them...not something magical). Tractor beams are gravity fields, or something like that - an attractive or repulsive field that affects all matter.

      Making holograms is not expensive in terms of power output. Tractor beams...don't exist. I tend to think that getting that effect without actually have matter to generate it is probably fantastically expensive, but that's mostly intuition based on the amount of energy you could *generate* if you could affect the local gravity.

      At any rate, it's not outside the realm of the possible. Not like teleportation and FTL travel, anyway.

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    17. Re:Better than telecommuting. by Kelbear · · Score: 1

      What is the point? Visibility?

      Doesn't need a 1-to-1 match to reality to fulfill this silly need to see other people at work. MMO tech today could probably get it done. Load up the office map, have workers log in with their avatars (face capture and paste it onto the avatar), walk to their cubicles and sit down and work. Webcam streams on request by clicking on a worker in your office. Work in online meeting interfaces. Remote desktop for managers peering over your shoulder. It's still just as silly as having a holodeck office, but at least this one is executable.

    18. Re:Better than telecommuting. by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      You know you're on nerd site when a discussion about AT&T and telecommuting turns into an argument about holodecks and warp drives.

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    19. Re:Better than telecommuting. by Minimum_Wage · · Score: 1

      Working in the Holodeck is great until Professor Moriarty, Genghis Khan and Evil Lincoln show up and go on a rampage. Once that happens worker productivity is pretty much lost.

    20. Re:Better than telecommuting. by Thanatos69 · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I think it's a bit more tragic than that. Let's see:
      - no need for roads - this takes care of people who build the streets - no need for cars - this takes care of all the people who work at autoplants, most oil and gas, garbage people, delivery people, etc... - no need for airplanes or mass public transit - all airlines would go out of business, greyhound, etc...

      - Since commuting isn't an issue anymore, outsourcing to India will become a thing of the past. They can just commute to American companies. This would almost ruin the economy. Millions would be out of jobs, luckily they would be able to work anywhere but every place in the world would be having the same jobless problem.

    21. Re:Better than telecommuting. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1

      See the holodeck post I made in the story that came just before this one. Note the part about hackers.

    22. Re:Better than telecommuting. by Jherico · · Score: 1

      Avada Kedavra!

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    23. Re:Better than telecommuting. by Nevyn · · Score: 1

      The office space would actually be a giant holodeck with holographic cubicles and other holographic office equipment. At each employee's home, a much smaller holodeck would be installed.

      I've got a better idea, we could tape my manager interrupting me about something stupid, on a personal video camera, and then I'll stick it on an alarm in my home office. All the joy of going to the office and none of the cost (well apart from my time and sanity) ... and we can implement it today, bonus!

      For the other side, we'll put a paper cutout of me in the office on a timer to pop out between 8:30 and 21:30 and connect a motion/sound detector to call my home. Then all the crap managers will see that because I'm "at work", I must be super productive.

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    24. Re:Better than telecommuting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't believe I'm replying to this. It's been like ten years since I thought any Star Trek was any good.

      But it seems to me that replicator technology is the prerequisite for both the holodeck and the transporter, each of which needs different additional stuff to work.

    25. Re:Better than telecommuting. by ScrappyLaptop · · Score: 1
      That's fantastic! Put the solar powered office buildings out in the desert and unpave the farmland. While we're at it, move the housing to somewhere with great views but impractical for old-style transportation. Suddenly, with all that rich loamy soil once again freed up (assuming you can transport food and water, since we're not using magic here), food prices drop, too! Greenhouse gasses? Annoying politicians? Transport them away!

      Then, things really start to get interesting. Why were television and radio created originally? Partially to allow information and entertainment to be available to folks outside the more dense cities. No longer a problem, just teleport to live shows rather than watch pre recorded stuff -take that, RIAA! Wait; do they get to collect royalties on my pattern even if I'm not registered with them? And another thing; who controls the teleportation? Who tracks where I go? We're assuming benevolent dictatorship -I mean, a benevolent Commander in Chief, here...but what if that weren't so?

    26. Re:Better than telecommuting. by ScrappyLaptop · · Score: 1
      What are these "India" and "America" of which you speak? With cheap enough instant transportation, could Nation States become completely irrelevant? And I thought that when a truly disruptive technology comes along, standards of living tend to go up after a re-adjustment period. Yes, some of those that based their livelihood on the old technology suffer, but plenty also thrive; a new industry needs new bodies, after all. That guy that used to get $18/hr USD carefully turning the slow/stop sign at a road construction site can likely easily be retrained to check transporter clearances, too. You also assume that the increase in efficiency due to cheap transportation won't have ripple effects that may well benefit the entire uniconomy (only one economy once the nations become blurred). Fascinating stuff; how long would it take to blur into a single language, culture, phenotype?

      Or, have I completely misunderstood you? Are you saying that the inevitable result will be as I extrapolated, but that everyone will live at a standard of living that is equal to that of the average of all people now living on the planet (plus of course, the aforementioned increase in efficiencies realized through the lower cost of just about everything) and that that average will be much lower than we enjoy today, with our SUV's, McMansions (well, till that adjustable rate kicks in), Pre-prepared dinners, Cable TV, Wii's, etc., etc.?

    27. Re:Better than telecommuting. by ScrappyLaptop · · Score: 1
      "It's like saying if we had "Mr Fusion" devices"

      Actually, it's like saying if we had the "flux capacitor" ...well, that and 1.21 gigawatts of power. You see, then all you have to do is go into the future, when the Mr. Fusion device has already been invented. Better yet, just keep going back into the past to the point in time when the crappy rechargeable batteries that you mention have yet to be discharged!

    28. Re:Better than telecommuting. by ScrappyLaptop · · Score: 1

      No, I could see a cube-farm of 6-foot by 5-foot holodecks. You still have to come into work, you see, it just doesn't *look* like the warehouse that costs less to lease per square foot than a fancy office building. Damn managers.

  15. impact by mugnyte · · Score: 4, Insightful


      Something tells me that the delays in commuting, lost productivity from sick days (most telecommuters work while sick), parking/transportation woes, decreased morale and higher turnover, ATT will slowly report that things probably aren't so bad when a % of workers telecommute.

      In fact, I fully expect to see telecommuting plans as a normal part of government recommendations for business during times of terrorism, epidemic or natural disaster. PUtting it bluntly, SBC simply doesn't know where the world is going.

    1. Re:impact by skintigh2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's one hypothesis. Another is that the decision was based on emotion, not logic, and no amount of consequences will matter or even be noticed. Management will get their bonuses no matter what, and if a devision does suffer enough they will just lay off some workers.

    2. Re:impact by edraven · · Score: 1

      You've played this game before...

    3. Re:impact by plopez · · Score: 1

      Step 1) Have everyone return from telecommuting to increase efficiency. Get back slaps and kudos from upper management.

      Step 2) 6 months later point out the cost savings telecommuting could provide and implement a plan to roll out telecommuting. Get back slaps and kudos from upper management.

      Step 3) Get the bonus, brush up the resume then bail to another company and do it again.

      Step 4) Profit! (I just had to throw that last one in....)

      Mark my words, in 6-12 months they will quietly relent and you will see people telecommuting again at AT&T.

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    4. Re:impact by psykocrime · · Score: 1

      You've played this game before...

      Or he reads Dilbert regularly.

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    5. Re:impact by westlake · · Score: 1
      I fully expect to see telecommuting plans as a normal part of government recommendations for business during times of terrorism, epidemic or natural disaster.

      All of which puts enormous stress on the infrastructure that makes telecommuting possible.

      Maintaining your work at home lifestyle is going to be quite a challenge. Unless of course you are a Keep-A-Year's-Supply Mormon.

      Basic utility services disrupted. Food shipments disrupted.

      Bottled water from the Salvation Army but no DSL. When a battery goes dead, it stays dead.

      Your employer can't function because - at the most basic level - he is still both a producer and consumer of physical goods and services that cannot be delivered unless there are people up and around to get the job done.

      If the FedEx planes are grounded the Geek at might as well unplug his laptop and go back to bed.

    6. Re:impact by scruffy · · Score: 1

      I thought the internet routed around damage. Of course, if it's a situation where you need a year's supply of food to survive as suggested by the parent, maybe telecommuting would be a secondary issue.

    7. Re:impact by aeschenkarnos · · Score: 1

      And the idiot who made this decision will jump out, sail down in his golden parachute, and fuck off elsewhere to fuck up some other company. Do I hear two cheers for capitalism? How about one and a half?

    8. Re:impact by westlake · · Score: 1
      I thought the internet routed around damage

      That doesn't help when you are in New Orleans and the traffic is being re-routed through Shreveport and Dallas.

    9. Re:impact by bobcote · · Score: 1

      I couldn't agree more. In fact everyone should be required to telecommute at least a few days a month. This would be a way of proving that things work, as was said here, in times of emergency. Even snow days or the day care closing could keep productivity from suffering.

  16. Makes sense by rlp · · Score: 1

    It's not as if AT&T were a telecomm company ... oh, wait ...

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  17. beware of "reconcilling" by FuzzyDaddy · · Score: 4, Insightful
    He says AT&T is in the process of reconciling the human resources policies

    Translation: out of the three companies which are merging, let's pick the policy that takes the most away from the employees.

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    1. Re:beware of "reconcilling" by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 1

      I don't see why they are exclusive... you can pay telecommuting employees 10% less and you also have a reduction in overhead with less people on site.

      Come again with the downside to telecommuting?

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    2. Re:beware of "reconcilling" by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Come again with the downside to telecommuting?

      People not doing their jobs, and managers feeling frustrated because they can't sneak up on their employees, look over their shoulders and exclaim "gotcha!".

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    3. Re:beware of "reconcilling" by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 1

      Priceless!!! :)

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  18. Telecommuting is good for business. by Peter+Trepan · · Score: 4, Funny

    As the CEO of a successful chain of churches, I can tell you that our televangelists are much more lucrative than our traditional ones.

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  19. Global Warming by raptorv99 · · Score: 1

    We can blame global warming on AT&T becasue they are making 10-12k people drive to work...where is the justice in the world.

    Joking aside, imagine the cost that AT&T will have to incur in offering a facility, electricity, infrastrucute, and other brick and morter expenses to house 10k+ employees.

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    1. Re:Global Warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Joking aside, imagine the cost that AT&T will have to incur in offering a facility, electricity, infrastrucute, and other brick and morter expenses to house 10k+ employees.

      Wanna bet they already have all the excess infrastructure they need? It was vacated by people involved in previous layoffs. They'll try to sell this shit to the stockholders as "enhanced existing infrastructure utilization".

  20. Telecommute = Outsourced by flerchin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It has occurred to me recently (and probably to many others before this), that if your job can successfully be performed via telecommute, it can probably successfully be performed in India. Granted, this is not the entire set of telecommuting jobs, but a large portion of them. To that end I have always avoided job opportunities that included a telecommuting option, and instead focused on job opportunities closer to home in the first place.

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    1. Re:Telecommute = Outsourced by zootread · · Score: 1

      To that end I have always avoided job opportunities that included a telecommuting option, and instead focused on job opportunities closer to home in the first place.

      Enjoy your new career as a prostitute.

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    2. Re:Telecommute = Outsourced by eln · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If your job doesn't actually require you to physically move or manipulate something that can only exist locally, your job can be outsourced whether you work in an office or not.

    3. Re:Telecommute = Outsourced by kevjava · · Score: 1

      The solution to that problem is pretty simple (and yet at the same time, not simple at all): get a cleared job. If you work for the government and your job requires a clearance, then you have instantly guarded yourself with very good certainty from outsourcing.

      Okay, you still can't telecommute, but you probably won't get outsourced.

    4. Re:Telecommute = Outsourced by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      It has occurred to me recently (and probably to many others before this), that if your job can successfully be performed via telecommute, it can probably successfully be performed in India.

      100% true. You'd be surprised at what kinds of services Indians are providing for American firms now. All sorts of back office stuff, from accounting to medical image interpretation.

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    5. Re:Telecommute = Outsourced by nehumanuscrede · · Score: 1

      Ahhh but Padi-Wan !

      With the US dollar falling rapidly, it will not be long before
      India starts outsourcing their own work to the much, much cheaper
      United States of America ! :)

      The first sign will be the return of all our recently ' offshored '
      jobs.

      I always tell folks that the falling dollar is part of our great
      leaders Grand Plan to curb illegal immigration.

      If we can get the dollar to fall far enough, all the illegal immigrants
      will leave because they can make more money if they stayed home. :)

  21. Re:Cry me a river by noldrin · · Score: 1

    Don't like it? Get another job.

    I think that's the general idea.

  22. Teleworking works... by jac_at_nac · · Score: 1

    People are generally more productive when working from home. Less breaks, more on task, etc etc. Granted they have less face time at the office but this generally works out in favor of both the company and individual. Yes, I do telework about 85% of the time and I know a few people at AT&T that do and will probably continue to do so; as a consultant or otherwise. For all you naysayers...if it doesn't work for you then don't do it but don't harp on the people that it helps over the course of their tenure at said company.

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  23. Old management paradigms by oDDmON+oUT · · Score: 1

    While the prospect of "shadow layoffs" has some validity, I suspect that what you are seeing is just another case of management cluelessness and an inability to let go of old business models.

    Upper management in most organizations either misses the boat, spending time desperately trying to recover (witness MS and the internet, or the Bells and DSL), or just kills the golden goose out of greed and ignorance.

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  24. Telerobots? by LowSNR · · Score: 1

    Or maybe the teleworkers should all buy robots to fill in for them?

  25. One Way to Reduce Headcount by DrEnter · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I was at HP when they did this. They didn't make much of a secret that it was being done to try and drive people away from the company to reduce headcount. I suppose it worked to some extent, as many of the people that were "recalled" were working at remote locations where it was impossible for them to commute to an office location. Those people were effectively laid-off, and without getting the nice HP severance package normally received for the major lay-offs HP was doing at the time.

    All I can say is I'm glad that I am out of there. HP is still doing anything they can to make it a miserable place to work so people will leave. Last I heard they just eliminating almost all year-end vacation roll-over (Merry Christmas, employees).

    I suspect AT&T will start doing some of this kind of thing now. It is much cheaper for them if employees quit out of frustration then if they have to give them a lay-off package. I suspect they'll see a few more of these "changes" that don't seem to make sense until you look at it as a headcount reduction method.

    1. Re:One Way to Reduce Headcount by TheNucleon · · Score: 1
      I've never quite understood the "make employees miserable to avoid an explicit layoff" idea. Every time I see conditions worsening and a subsequent exodus, a high percentage of the folks that leave are the awesome employees. Why? Because those employees are more skilled, efficient, and good with people. Their ability to get another job of their choice is greater. Who does that leave you with? No company can be 100% superstars, but you don't want to lose all your superstars, for obvious reasons.


      I recognize that I'm being naïve - the management who might pull this kind of stunt are natually not going to realize (or care) about the impact this would have on the organization's effectiveness. In fact, they might prefer a higher percentage of people who believe they have fewer alternatives. Those are the type of employees who won't get "sassy" when you make unreasonable demands on them.

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    2. Re:One Way to Reduce Headcount by turgid · · Score: 1

      I was at HP when they did this. They didn't make much of a secret that it was being done to try and drive people away from the company to reduce headcount. I suppose it worked to some extent, as many of the people that were "recalled" were working at remote locations where it was impossible for them to commute to an office location. Those people were effectively laid-off, and without getting the nice HP severance package normally received for the major lay-offs HP was doing at the time.

      In the UK, we have laws against such practices. It's called Constructive Dismissal, and even the threat of taking your employer to court usually gets you a substantial out-of-court settlement. If it goes to court and they are found guilty, it's much more expensive for them in many ways.

      Before you start ranting about us pinko commie Brits, just remember, we have the least worker-friendly labour laws in Europe, but Germany seems to have a higher standard of living.

      I'm glad I don't live and work in the USA. My life is too short to sacrifice on the high altar of corporatism.

    3. Re:One Way to Reduce Headcount by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
      My wife was at HP. Same thing. Then she was "invited to apply" for early retirement.

      She took it and we moved to Canada.

      We're happy up here. It's a bit chilly, but nice.

      RS

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    4. Re:One Way to Reduce Headcount by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Corporatism actually means the sort of government-business-union collaboration characteristic of Germany, as opposed to laissez-faire capitalism.

    5. Re:One Way to Reduce Headcount by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I must correct you on the elimination of vacation roll-over. It is not completely true. Vacations can still be rolled over at years end but capped at 80 hours (or 10 days).

      HP did eliminate the year end company performance bonus though. (It was a semi-annual bonus two years ago.) Now the company performance bonus is also based on your personal performance. And depending on the job level, some employees may not receive anything at all. It also depends on how much your manager likes you since it is up to their discretion to allocate the bonuses to the people they manage.

    6. Re:One Way to Reduce Headcount by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are correct Sir! AT&T announced internally that vacation had to be taken by 12/31 THIS year two weeks ago. Nice, especially for the multitude of foreign IT workers who plan to travel home every other year to see their families.

      Nice - good family corporate values.

  26. Re:Cry me a river by Bryansix · · Score: 1

    I agree that these people should get another job. They should also still complain. Because what AT&T is doing is stupid, harms people's lives, and will not increase productivity or communication at all.

  27. Expect more of this back and forth. by ErichTheRed · · Score: 1

    I remember reading an article about HP doing this very same thing last year. They had a fairly large number of telecommuters, and called them back because they didn't feel they could adequately communicate with them. I don't remember the exact quote, but the press release mentioned that they needed "all hands on deck" for whatever they had planned.

    I totally see both sides of this issue. On the anti-telework side, you have two camps. The first is the "old-school" executive types who don't believe anyone can be producing anything unless they're physically in the office. That'll never change until they're retired...that's the way they went to work in 1968, and that's the way we do it now. Period. The other group is convinced that, for whatever reason, a telework force just isn't getting anything done. That's entirely possible. It takes _a lot_ of discipline to get stuff done when you're in a comfortable environment.

    On the pro-telework side, you have people like me. I live far from my job. To get to one of my possible work locations, I have a choice. I can take a 1.5 hour, 35 mile car trip in horrible traffic or a 1.25 hour 50 mile train ride (which is actually fine except for the time it takes.) That's three hours of totally wasted time a day. When things aren't totally, nuts, I telecommute 1 or 2 days a week. It keeps me sane and productive. Granted, there are some really lazy people out there who just wouldn't be able to handle it. However, for those who have proven they can handle it, it seems to me like it'd be a great privilege to offer. The caveat would then be that if your performance slips, you're back in the office.

    IMO, telework is ruined by the percentage of people who use it as an excuse to play World of Warcraft in their PJs instead of doing work. (And I'm waiting for a VM to finish building itself now, so I'm actually working. :-) )

    If people could get their act together, telework would really cut down on the cars on the road, reduce fuel usage, and probably take the "pissed-off" edge out of people who have to deal with a long drive to/from work. Going into the physical office for part of the week would also let parents spend more time with their kids at home (balancing it with their work, of course.)

  28. Be Nice If... by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    Be nice if this really bit them in the butt, however, with the economy fading that's not likely to happen.

    Be funny if everyone showed up on the same day, and the parking lots couldn't even hold them all.

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  29. A rose by any other name ... by tiananmen+tank+man · · Score: 1

    Perhaps the "phone company" is just a comapany like any other company, and has found out that the telecommuter's job can be outsourced. I can just imagine some worker in India is piss mad cause some American telecommuter stole his job.

  30. Not for efficiency by athloi · · Score: 1
    Happier, more creative workers are the antithesis of call center workers.

    Telecommuting is a win-win for employees and employers, resulting in higher morale and job satisfaction and lower employee stress and turnover. These were among the conclusions of psychologists who examined 20 years of research on flexible work arrangements.

    http://www.physorg.com/news114771482.html


    If we spread more misery, people will need more misery-reducing products. AT&T is obviously about to start selling legal, over-the-counter, medical marijuana.
  31. What are they even doing? by zippthorne · · Score: 1

    What are 20k people doing that doesn't need to be done on AT&T property? Certainly they're not maintaining or deploying physical infrastructure.

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  32. Some quick calculations by WwWonka · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I just completed my intravenous mobile organic multi trillion cell processor running at 7.9 gazzillion gigahertz(it's based off the new iPhone) and it has calculated that if you add up the letters AT&T and then divide by the Latin letters in COMCAST you get the numeric value 666. Just saying.

  33. Verizon did the same thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Several years ago Verizon shut down some office buildings (notably in Florida) and basically forced people to work from home. The company provided the DSL and second phone line and paid to ship the contents of their desks to the houses. Flash forward a few years and those same people were told that they must move back into the office. I know at least one person that chose to pay for their DSL and continue to work from home because it was more convenient.

    Basically, upper management no longer supports working from home, regardless of the fact that they can be expected to work nights and weekends, especially to work with India.

    What is ultimately a challenge is how to measure worker productivity. The business needs to prove that workers are more productive in one setting over the other, but in the real world, you can't just count lines of code.

    1. Re:Verizon did the same thing by Svartalf · · Score: 1

      Heh... They can't really measure productivity worth spit anyhow.

      It's not like you're making widgets where you've got a physical manifestation of what work you've done.
      Physically being there doesn't measure productivity. It never really did that.

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  34. actually... by gibbsjoh · · Score: 1

    I saw a demo at a Sun conference earlier this year that proposed something similar (Java, not X11 based though...)

    http://research.sun.com/projects/mc/mpk20.html

    Cheers,
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  35. AT&T - Call Home by Stoggie · · Score: 1

    You gotta get real with some of these #'s of productivity. Kids, Dog, food beer TV are all distractions that make you get absolutly nothing done. I choose to work in an office because you don't have all those distractions. Sure.. I might loose some time from coworkers but not nearly as much as I would if I had family around. I haven't heard anything about them stopping people working from home after hours. Explain to me how you can tell if someone is messing around at home if thier sales are down or they are busting there butts trying to break even? From a management view, you can't. If everyone is doing great, then there isn't a problem. But apparently AT&T isn't doing so well. You can't sit there and continue to loose money without making a change. Complain all you want, but you should feel fortunate for all the years you got to have all that freedom.

    1. Re:AT&T - Call Home by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Kids, Dog, food beer TV are all distractions that make you get absolutly nothing done. I choose to work in an office because you don't have all those distractions.

            It's called discipline. The kids have to understand when mom/dad is busy and respect it (and if they're older then they're in school anyway). And YOU have to understand that the beer and the TV are for AFTER work. But if it's too hard for you, then I guess I'll wish you good luck on your daily commute.

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    2. Re:AT&T - Call Home by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I get crap done for work at the office. I get distracted all the time by loud lab equipment, noisy meeting rooms, and coworkers stopping by. It was much easier to sit at home working with a cat in my lap and a wife who would only interrupt every few hours.

      I also have to commute to work at crap times. Either I come in super early or late to avoid traffic, or I suffer an hour each way driving (don't you dare talk about public transit!) no matter which route I take.

      But apparently AT&T isn't doing so well.
      You're just a damned troll. Have you looked at AT&T's financials lately? I spent less than 10 seconds looking that one up. They aren't hurting. In fact, revenue is up. They have over a 10% net profit! Hardly the picture of a beleaguered company.

    3. Re:AT&T - Call Home by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I might loose some time from coworkers...

      What do you mean by that? I've never heard the slang loose versus tight time.

    4. Re:AT&T - Call Home by knisa · · Score: 1

      You try explaining that to a two year old in a Cinderella dress with big puppy-dog eyes.

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  36. AT&T 's Command Set (updated) by jameskojiro · · Score: 1



    ATH

    NO CARRIER

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  37. Please don't take this the wrong way by nunyadambinness · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Couldn't some sort of lawsuit be brought against them though.


    I don't have anything against you personally, but that question makes me want to slap you.

    1. Re:Please don't take this the wrong way by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Just because the US is sue-happy doesn't mean every lawsuit is unjustified. If my employer came up to me, and said, we're moving your job to Nunavut, if you don't want to move, too bad for you, then I'd probably want what is rightfully mine under laws dealing with firing without cause. Not millions of dollars, but the standard severance that is supposed to be given when they fire you. Otherwise, every employer would do this, and never have to worry about firing anybody for the wrong reasons.

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    2. Re:Please don't take this the wrong way by nunyadambinness · · Score: 1

      Except that's not what is happening in this case. "Telecommuters" or whatever jargon you choose to use are being asked to come back to the office. That's not remotely comparable to the situation you describe. The suggestion of a lawsuit, in this case, is a perfect example of the "sue-happy" mentality you agree is a problem.

    3. Re:Please don't take this the wrong way by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      That depends on where your telecommuting from, and where the office is they expect you to come to. If they are in the same city, there ma not be much of a problem. But if I'm telecommuting from Orlando, and the office is in Seattle, then the analogy is perfectly valid. It's up to the judge to decide if they are changing the job too much, and if the employees should receive any compensation.

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    4. Re:Please don't take this the wrong way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The last place I worked had its building outside Washington, DC, and we had telecommuters who lived in New York City, Atlanta, GA, and Phoenix, AZ. I wouldn't be surprised if this was the case for AT&T, where some people are telecommuting from distances where a physical commute is impossible. Asking those people to come in to the office is pretty much the same as telling them their job has moved hundreds (or thousands) of miles away, and they can either move or quit.

    5. Re:Please don't take this the wrong way by nunyadambinness · · Score: 1

      Asking those people to come in to the office is pretty much the same as telling them their job has moved hundreds (or thousands) of miles away, and they can either move or quit.


      Which by the way, happens EVERY DAY and is perfectly legal. In fact, when put in that context, it becomes obvious why a lawsuit is a stupid suggestion.
    6. Re:Please don't take this the wrong way by Secrity · · Score: 1

      When I worked for AT&T, telecommuters had a specific reporting office and were expected to live within commuting distance of that office. If they decided to live elsewhere, their reporting office didn't move. If a person's reporting office is in Seattle and he decides to move to Orlando, his reporting office would still be in Seattle. If he moved from Seattle to Orlando he should have made arrangements to have his reporting office moved to an AT&T office in Orlando or married somebody who works for an airlines that has direct flights between Orlando and Seattle.

    7. Re:Please don't take this the wrong way by spikedvodka · · Score: 1

      Ever heard of IBM? as in "I've Been Moved"?

      They used to practice moving people around so frequently that they'd quit... all perfectly legal

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    8. Re:Please don't take this the wrong way by bn0p · · Score: 1

      IANAL but it seems that employees being asked to relocate a long distance (e.g., Phoenix to Washington) will cost AT&T money one way or the other - either the company will pay for the relocation (if they really want to keep an employee) or the employee can reasonably argue to the unemployment office that being asked to move 2300 miles at their own expense is equivalent to being laid off.

      Asking people to drive 20-50 miles into the office is a different story.

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    9. Re:Please don't take this the wrong way by bn0p · · Score: 1

      I cannot speak for their current practices but, at least in the "good old days" IBM used would pay the moving expenses for those people.

      What's going on here is still TBD.

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    10. Re:Please don't take this the wrong way by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      Exactly, there may be people who are comfortable commuting 100 miles or more once a week or whatever was the normal reporting duration. But you switch that to every single day and things change drastically.

    11. Re:Please don't take this the wrong way by Secrity · · Score: 1

      Employees who were telecommuting had individual agreements that specifically said that the telecommuting could be terminated by the company at any time and that should have been taken into consideration when choosing a home. On occasion people would have to work in the office for a few days to a week at a time for meetings, training, special projects; that sort of thing. With a few exceptions, the people I knew who telecommuted lived within 50 or so miles of the office.

      There was also a class of telecommuters who had a totally different agreement with the Company. These people had their home as their reporting location. This was seldom done and it was for the convenience of the company in order to have a person physically located in an area where the company didn't have an office. I suspect that this sort of telecommuter wasn't affected by this action.

  38. Canadian White Paper by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

    Here is a Canadian Government white paper on the subject.

    Quote from the paper "Companies that promote family-friendly workplaces have an edge when it comes to recruitment and retention of skilled employees."

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  39. There is a hidden cost of not Telecommuting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been a telecommuter for 8 years. I have calculated that
      average 200 work days a year
      3 hours a day commute from home into London
      = 8 * 200 * 3 = 4800 hours = 200 days of time not spent traveling to work

      Then then there is the financial cost.
      An annual season ticket is over 4K GBP.

      So, I guestimate that that I can take a hit of around 10K year in salary for working at home
    Or the other way round, I'll look for a job that pays 10k a year more if I have to travel to work.

    If companies like AT&T want to do this they are IMHO totally crackers.
    HP did this to Compaq/DEC people here in the UK after the takeover. Many voted with their feet at not having a desk when they got to the office even before 08:00 in the morning.
    This might have been a short term profit for HP but all these people will think long and hard before dealing with HP again.
    The downside of this is that the best people (ie the people they can afford to lose the least) will leave first as they can fnd other gainful employment the easiest.
    But (sigh) the bean counters rule Ok. And what they say goes regardless of whether or not it is best in the long term for the company.

  40. Free Power! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >> Invent the holodeck.
    Why not skip right over that, and generate free power at the same time? Invent the Matrix instead!

  41. "The new AT&T" by AtariDatacenter · · Score: 1

    I think this, as much as anything else, speaks volumes about who took over when SBC merged with AT&T. The SBC management and anti-consumer policies have been infecting AT&T ever since the merger. (Hell, I'm even viewing this from the outside, and I can see this.) Those SBC execs are not very nice people, IMHO. It is a shame that they have to go and ruin a good company. :(

  42. Environmental... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

    And how are thy going to try to spin the environmental cost this will have?

    For a long time I have thought that if political wanted to appeal to multiple sides of the political spectrum, they would give a good tax break to businesses for getting over a certain percentage of telecommuters. They would also give the employees a tax break so that they would push for telecommuting as part of their compensation. This make them business friendly, environmentalist friendly, and family friendly all in one fell swoop. If even 20% of the population could be removed from the roads, we would see less wear on the roads, as well as less need for widening roads, as well as less traffic congestion. The biggest question from a political point of view would be concerning how much gas taxes would be lost compared to savings on roadways, and how hard the oil companies would fight it.

  43. Re:Cry me a river by avronius · · Score: 1

    You honestly believe that 12,000 AT&T employees collect a wage without doing work?

    While I don't know if YOU might steal from your employer in this fashion, it's foolish to assume that everyone else does.

    I shudder to consider what other beliefs you hold true.

  44. To telecommute or not to telecommute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I am speaking from experience on this, so please hear me out (I also have to post this anonymously):

    The honest truth is that only the foolish ones work 40+ hour weeks. If you're smart, you've positioned yourself so that you only do about 15 hours of work but everybody thinks you work 60+ hours (emails sent during nights and weekends help with this illusion). Telecommuting helps you hide this fact although you still need to be in the office on occassion for socializing and general schmoozing. Out of sight is out of mind and we don't want that come bonus and promotion time. And quite honestly, I don't see it as a badge of honor to work my ass off for my company. I want to enjoy life, not slave for someone else's bonus. The sad irony of this little scenario is that the higher up you advance, the less you generally work. I say this as an engineer who recently moved into marketing and who is right this very moment "working from home." I'm actually about to go for a nice bike ride but I'll first send a few emails asking for schedules from the software group. The software guys will give me a date and I'll forward this to the customer. They will go back to work while I will arrange a nice trip to California where we'll go out and party, talk a little business, and generally make all of our strategic decisions in a bar somewhere in San Francisco.

    If you are an engineer with any sort of social skills, get the hell out of engineering and go into sales/marketing. Your technical talents will make you a god, you will decide what projects to do, and you will have a life other than coding and WoW. And if the above didn't convince you, I will just say two words: Marketing Chicks!

    It's your life. Don't waste it.

    1. Re:To telecommute or not to telecommute by fumblebruschi · · Score: 1

      If you're dishonest, you've positioned yourself so that you only do about 15 hours of work but everybody thinks you work 60+ hours

      Fixed that for ya.

    2. Re:To telecommute or not to telecommute by poached · · Score: 1

      I have to agree with you, marketing chicks are hot. They are usually the hot chicks that were studying history or some liberal arts subject in college. You wanted to bang her then. You will want to bang her now.

    3. Re:To telecommute or not to telecommute by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 1

      If you are an engineer with any sort of social skills, get the hell out of engineering and go into sales/marketing. Your technical talents will make you a god, you will decide what projects to do, and you will have a life other than coding and WoW

      As a recent convert from dev to sales engineer.... Halleleujia.

      and the money, power, respect, career path are much, much better.

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    4. Re:To telecommute or not to telecommute by Dhalka226 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Companies tend to be dishonest as well, so I don't have major qualms with something like this.

      Basically, my point is this: There is some amount of work that I am hired to do. If I am not doing it, whether they think I'm working 60 hours or 40 or 20, they need to either replace me or ensure that I do that work in the future. If I really DID work 60 hours a week and still couldn't muster 40 hours worth of progress, you can be fairly sure I would be let go.

      Now imagine the converse. I'm able to make those 40 hours of progress in only 15 hours. Are they going to let me go home early or take extra vacation time? Unlikely. More likely, they'll laugh their asses off as they delight in the fact that they have found somebody 2.5+ times more efficient than average. In other words they expect me to do significantly more work than an average-efficiency employee for the same pay.

      Maybe I get a bonus at the end of the year; in good companies, I probably would. It's pretty damn unlikely to be a bonus that is 150% of my base salary though, so I'm still getting shafted there. Maybe I get a promotion that I may or may not want (it happens a lot with technical positions where a tech guy doesn't want to become a manager). The cycle just starts over again.

      I don't support lying if you're an hourly employee; I'm not going to say I worked 20 hours if I actually worked 10. But if I'm salaried, and something I'm doing--intentionally or otherwise--is convincing people that I am working harder than I actually am, I have no trouble with it and I'm certainly not going to be in any hurry to correct it. If I am not doing enough work to be worth the money they're paying me, they're perfectly free to fire me. If I am, I fail to see how it matters how much time it takes me to get it done--except in that they might want to exploit my being fast.

    5. Re:To telecommute or not to telecommute by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      If you're dishonest, you've positioned yourself so that you only do about 15 hours of work but everybody thinks you work 60+ hours

      Fixed that for ya.


      I agree. I only work 15 hours a week, and people know it. But then again I earn more than many who work 60+ hours a week... :)
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    6. Re:To telecommute or not to telecommute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ... slave for someone else's bonus.

      Yep -- same with ESOPs.

      In effect, you buy a few shares, probably at some minor discount. The execs are given a shitload for free. So you come up with an idea that makes the stock go up $1.00/share. That nets you, say, $75, $150, $500, depending on the number of shares you've managed to scrape up. But the execs each make $20K or $50K, depending on the number of shares they were given as a gift. Nice amplification factor, huh?

      Really made me want to work harder.

    7. Re:To telecommute or not to telecommute by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1

      Wait, I get to choose to be 'Scum of the Earth' or an honest engineer? You made your bed, lie in it, gods know you won't talk me into it. Oh, and your Marketing Girls are morons, they have inflatable ones too - woopie!

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  45. AT&T just doesn't get the big picture by fury88 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    AT&T clearly has no clue. My wife works from home for a very large company. In fact they let her move out of state where they don't even have an office. They are letting more and more workers telecommute because her company understands the big picture of retaining employees. In fact they pay for our net connection as well as her business phone, fax, printer, and other expenses. Her boss yelled at her for NOT expensing stuff soon enough because its SOO much cheaper for the company to allow telecommuting than bringing them into the office. This company CLEARLY gets it.

    1. Re:AT&T just doesn't get the big picture by Alex+S+from+VA · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I was thinking about getting the iphone when my contract with VZN expired, but since they are AT&T wireless, I probably won't switch. I would really like to see AT&T's reasoning for its reversal of the telecommute option. If it makes sense (i.e., security, re-evaluation, etc.), then I would cut them a break. If it is just an arbitrary decision, then I think a boycott is in order.

  46. Goofing off at home? by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

    And that'd be different from reading /. @ work how?

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    1. Re:Goofing off at home? by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      But then you're IN the office. That makes all the difference. See?

      Now I'm going to spend 1/2 an hour in the company men's room...

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    2. Re:Goofing off at home? by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

      Now I'm going to spend 1/2 an hour in the company men's room...

      Absolutely. In this fast paced world, sometimes you need to stop and smell the roses.

    3. Re:Goofing off at home? by lena_10326 · · Score: 1

      Now I'm going to spend 1/2 an hour in the company men's room...
      Just don't tap your foot.








      Probably not a good idea to listen to toe tapping music either.

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  47. Re:Cry me a river by GnarlyDoug · · Score: 1
    You don't get it. This AT&T is a telecommunications company. This hurts them in special ways.

    First, if they try to sell their telecommunications systems to a company, and the CEO / buyer asks the AT&T rep "even your own company doesn't believe in or use your own products, why should we?", they're going to have a hard time answering that question. I certainly would never buy from a seller who doesn't believe in their own product.

    Second, since they won't be using their own systems in-house, they'll become more divorced from them. They'll lose a competitive edge. When you don't use your own products you lose touch. Over time this will degrade their own products.

    Third, not everyone is shiftless and lazy. Simply because you think everyone is like that doesn't make it so. Also, there are lots of jobs where objective benchmarks will tell you if someone is doing thier job. People who want to kill time / be lazy will do that regardless if they are at the office or not. You think standing around the water cooler or going on another smoke break is worse than walking your dog?

    Anyway, if you can't tell if someone is providing enough benefit to justify their salary / pay if they aren't in the office then the job they're doing probably isn't necessary anyway. If you can tell or have an objective marker for their productivity then it shouldn't matter if they telecommute or not.

  48. Supporting telecommuters is a pain in the ass by festers · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I know a lot of the /. crowd loves to work from home, but as someone who has to deal with clueless telecommuters all the time, I think the whole system sucks. Whether it's their home ISP having problems or they too stupid to figure out that they need to actually be on the VPN to access work resources, it's nothing but a huge headache. So for your average geek working from home may be a sweet deal, but for everyone else there should be a computer literacy test given before you are allowed to telecommute.

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    1. Re:Supporting telecommuters is a pain in the ass by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      or they too stupid to figure out that they need to actually be on the VPN to access work resources

            You could try not hiring stupid people, for a start.

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    2. Re:Supporting telecommuters is a pain in the ass by fumblebruschi · · Score: 1

      Actually I could work at home, but I prefer to work at the office, because the office is the only place I can ever go where I don't have to listen to somebody's kid screaming.

    3. Re:Supporting telecommuters is a pain in the ass by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

      I guess there should be an engine repair test too before anyone operates their car? A plumbing repair test before anyone flushes a toilet? Does the CEO of your average Fortune 500 company need to know how to deal with any technical issue?

      People have their own areas of expertise, and don't need to possess knowledge in other areas in order to successfully perform their job.

      Plus its stuff like this that means that the average IT guy has a job anyways.

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    4. Re:Supporting telecommuters is a pain in the ass by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1

      odd - our generally clueless workers get it. On the rare case they don't it is usually a simple fix. Perhaps it is your infrastructure not your users?

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    5. Re:Supporting telecommuters is a pain in the ass by festers · · Score: 1

      A minimal amount of technical knowledge IS required to do their job, if they are working from home. But thanks for the pointless analogies.

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    6. Re:Supporting telecommuters is a pain in the ass by festers · · Score: 1

      You could try not hiring stupid people, for a start.

      Do you know any system administrators that are responsible for hiring everyone in their company? No, I didn't think so.

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  49. Old vs New Telecommuting by patpentz · · Score: 1

    It seems from the discussions that 'telecommuting' consists of connecting to some computer at work from home - just like at work but without any real existence. However, this is very obsolete methodology; think of WebEx or Xerox Rooms, or similar technology. With these, and with better versions of the same, telecommuters should be even MORE present than if already there. Having to walk around to find someone is very inefficient, and each worker is much 'hidden' behind a door or cubicle wall. This is not very 21-st century!

  50. It's happening in many places... by Metroid72 · · Score: 1

    I worked for a big semiconductor company that has reversed their telecommuting policies.

    Companies need to understand that they need to hire the right people in order to make this policy work. It's easy for a few bad apples to ruin it for the hard working ones.

  51. Too many ceo bonuses by slapout · · Score: 1

    So I guess AT&T realized that since they haven't maintained their networks, there hardware can't handle the customer demand for bandwidth. So they had to find a way to reduce the load.

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  52. Hewlett Packard did this too. by kevjava · · Score: 1

    Hewlett Packard also did this last year, as well as just a few months after Mark Hurd took office. Both times, the rumors were closely paired with internal rumors of layoffs. Both times, HP denied that the two were related.

  53. Re:Good Point. by jcicora · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I wonder why the powers that be don't make some way for those comments to be automatically deleted?

  54. I completely disagree by nunyadambinness · · Score: 1

    If you're telecommuting from Orlando to Seattle, you knew that were you to be asked into the office it would be a problem, but decided to do the job anyway.

    That's not for a judge to arbitrate, it's for a grown person to expect and plan for.

  55. Oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay then ... then AT&T should also cut the "teleworkers" in India, Russia, and all the Fuckistans, and offer those jobs to U.S. workers in U.S. offices.

  56. It's all about the Benjamins by vinn01 · · Score: 1

    Compare the salaries between engineering and sales/marketing. Where I work, the sales/marketing droids don't make nearly what a mid-level coder makes.

    Going from engineering to sales/marketing would be a big cut in salary unless you moved over as a manager.

    I'll admit that the marketing chicks are cute and perky.

    1. Re:It's all about the Benjamins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Compare the salaries between engineering and sales/marketing. Where I work, the sales/marketing droids don't make nearly what a mid-level coder makes.

      Going from engineering to sales/marketing would be a big cut in salary unless you moved over as a manager.


      Then where you're working is an oddity. I have multiple friends who made the jump from engineering to sales, and they've all increased their salary substantially. In one case (the guy was an engineer who got into machine tool sales, and was paid on commission) he went from pulling around 100k a year to around 400k a year. The same holds for certain IT companies. My spouse is a masters-degree-packing senior engineer and the first thing she'll tell you is that the sales crew makes the megabucks. Sure, the wife isn't hurting for money, but at her company it isn't unusual for some of the sales folks to be able to pay off a new Lexus by using two month's pay.
    2. Re:It's all about the Benjamins by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

      Thats quite the reverse of the normal situation. As a former sales engineer, I was making 2-4x what the typical engineer/coder was making.

      Sales guys in the typical company usually are the highest paid and deservedly so as they bring in the money, whether the product is good, or not. Most products have to be sold, few actually sell themselves, even if they are extremely useful.

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    3. Re:It's all about the Benjamins by vinn01 · · Score: 1

      It depends on where you are in the sales department. The figure of "2-4x what the typical engineer/coder was making" is for a front line, highly successful, sales guy selling at the director/VP/CIO level.

      There are plenty of people in inside sales and sales support that are not making nearly that much salary. Also, selling at the level of the lowest amount of procurement authority is not the best commissions either.

      "Sales guys in the typical company usually are the highest paid" ... or they are the lowest paid. If sales tank, they get little for commissions.

  57. Not Ma Bell anymore, maybe the Wicked Stepmother? by rkhalloran · · Score: 1

    Just remember, this isn't your parents' Ma Bell, this is the former Southwest Bell, long considered the most cut-throat of the RBOC children, having eaten half its siblings and now wearing its parent's skin like some hideous story out of Greek myth.

    I somehow doubt this is what Judge Greene had in mind at the time...

  58. I love my office by Colourspace · · Score: 1

    Sorry if I am being redundant - I usually RTFA and read all the Slashdot shit that follows (don't get me wrong - I love this place) but I recently started a new job after seven years of telecommuting. This new job means I am at work on basic time of 9-5 and I have no choice but to be at least seen to be productive within those hours. Telecommuting, whilst initially attractive eventually fucks you up, unless you are one of the 0.1% of the world population that are androids (Google take note) - and hugely naturally self motivated (not me). Something domestic always turns up, and with the arrival of our baby six months back... Well ... Never being able to shut the office door can be very destructive on your personal life, I learn't that to my detriment. If I need to crunch I can now do it on my own terms and the demarcation between life/work is now there. Most employers will let you work from home when you absolutely _need_ to. I got so bored of being at home that I had to escape the house at 6 pm no matter what (after 4 days stretch of not seeing a customer or anyone other than wife/child). And that involved alcohol, starting at 3pm because I could (think Crackberry) and ending up in a vicious circle sort of way. My new employment let me work at home if I have to - the rest of the time the 'office door' is shut. I am truly much happier. Having said that I moved close enough that the office is only at worst a 30 min drive... Lots to be said for living near the office... Swings and roundabouts for all but the whole everyone telecommute idea is only a panacea.

  59. Re:Good Point. by trolltalk.com · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "I wonder why the powers that be don't make some way for those comments to be automatically deleted?"

    1. [_] the "powers that be" posted them in the first place;
    2. [_] they LIKE it ...;
    3. [X] once you start deleting posts, your legal position vis. posted content changes. They don't want to go back to having to delete scientology-slagging posts, etc.

  60. One giant leap backwards for sustainability by Kris_J · · Score: 1

    One small stumble for AT&T, one giant leap backwards for sustainability. 10,000 or so people will now be commuting to work where previously they used modern technology to avoid burning fossil fuels. Many will have chosen homes further away from work than average in the knowledge that they don't have this commute, so they will mostly likely be burning a greater than average amount of fuel. Some may even have to buy a second car for the family, where previously one was enough. Road infrastructure surrounding AT&T's offices will be strained by this extra load, affecting other commuters.

    I can only imagine this is the product of a bunch of old white men. What's next? One day a week where you're not allowed to send email?

    Oh well, if you're one of AT&T competitors, you're about to see their best and brightest looking for work, if you're willing to let them telecommute.

  61. I wish it were so cheap by JavaRob · · Score: 1

    I live in France, but I'm still earning in dollars.

    Thanks to the rising oil prices and still-falling dollar nowadays, it costs me about USD 6.70/gallon for *diesel*, which is still cheaper than regular gas (that's be heading past $8/gallon).

    I'm very glad to have a small car (gets about 50 mpg) and I don't have to drive anywhere most days.

    Yes, I work from home.

  62. 2 words ... by trolltalk.com · · Score: 2, Informative

    Constructive Dismissal.

    "Examples of actions potentially justifying resignation
    • Unilaterally changing the employees job content or terms of employment.
    • Significantly changing the employees job location at short notice.

    Sounds about right to me.

  63. Their own fault by Unlikely_Hero · · Score: 1

    It's their own fault for working for AT&T and/or SBC. You work for a company of shitty morals don't be surprised when you get shat on.
    If anybody gives me the "it's not their fault they work for ATT/SBC" shpiel I'll be nothing but amused
    No one forces you to work anywhere.
    I don't expect anything less from Ma Bell

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  64. It's attempt to make them quit by gelfling · · Score: 1

    My own firm went the other way and wanted to get rid of real estate so they decided to double up people in offices, then move them to cubes, then move them to call centers. My last on site job was as a security consultant with an 'office' in the call center. The cube dividers were 1 foot higher than the desk so you and everyone else got to stare at each other all day. This became intolerable so as many of us who wanted just pulled up to work from home. They give you a cash allotment for your broadband, a one time allowance to buy some home office equipment, they pay for a VoIP phone line and a modicum of consumables like paper, ink etc. It's not ideal and my spouse is pissed about it because in her mind if I'm home I'm home for chores and to be interrupted whenever whatever for whoever. Plus the time zone thing for work is a bore when I wind up on calls early or late. But on the upside it's a lot more flexible, I don't have to drive, I can take a nap, eat lunch at home or somewhere else. My company though uses it as an excuse though to not give out increases with the thinking that they've saved me two thousand bucks. If they tried to round us all up and make us go back to the office, they have to rent some office space. Whereas as we are slowly picked off and our jobs leave the US, it's pretty simple for them. Just stop paying us and send out a shipping carton for our laptops, disconnect phone. Sayonara. I have never met any of my last 5 managers face to face.

    1. Re:It's attempt to make them quit by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
      Wow, that sounds a mixed bag.

      I used to work in an office, now I telecommute for a small company (10 employees). I'm in Seattle, they're in Phoenix. They flew me down to Phoenix for a week to get started up, shipped two PCs, wireless router, 2 20" LCDs, high end Polycom VOIP phone back with me. Allowance for office furniture. They cover our home net bill, part of our cell bill, and every quarter, or so, they fly everyone from around the country to some location to spend time together. Can't argue with that. :)

  65. Did you work for GE? by Vidar+Leathershod · · Score: 1

    No offense intended, but I was wondering if you at one time may have worked for GE or Lockheed or Knolls Atomic at one time?

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  66. Since the $rtbl edits dont seem to count. by sethstorm · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Laziness, as they could just delete it as they have on certain discussions related to this post.

    The user that incorrectly stated something about editorial policy would do well to be modded -6, Wrong.

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  67. Glad I'm not still there by JUSTONEMORELATTE · · Score: 1

    I worked for Labs for a few years, and telecommuted. I'm really glad that I'm not still in that gig today.

    Of course, my home is in Colorado, and my boss was in New Jersey, so the recall would have been a bitch!

  68. Attn: Annoyed AT&T Workers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now that you know that you are getting the shaft and soon to be fired or laid off, you should consider furthering your career by whistleblowing. That's right, you know you are sitting on some juicy scandal or two, now is the time to cash in before you aren't an employee and it looks like "sour grapes".

    Think about it. You'll be soon out of work anyway, might as well get some justice plus get paid for it (eventually)

    They got broken up once for being obnoxious greedy drools, they held back modern communications for *decades*. Look around, what do you see? A zombie coming back to life? Help to put them back under a rock where they belong, whistleblow today!

  69. Very Hostile Work Environment by Dillenger69 · · Score: 1

    I, and quite a few other people left Cingular prior to the AT&T merger due to very hostile work environments.
    Nobody was ever officially singled out in our department, but people that fell out of favor were systematically driven out by a small clique of senior managers.
    Anyone that might compete with them or make them look bad was driven away.
    They prefer cheap L-1b labor to actual employees.
    They want a serfdom they can churn at will and dispense with at the wave of a hand.
    Nobody was allowed to telecommute except the most senior people.
    My personal boss was in a a whole other state telecommuting from a place where there wasn't even an office.
    I wonder what happened to them.

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  70. Expensive gas? EU: taxes, US: Exxon profits... by zooblethorpe · · Score: 1

    "$4-$5/gallon."
    Thats the average price most pepole pay outside the US

    Maybe I'm deluded, but I was under the impression that the (previously) substantially higher prices on gasoline in other countries was largely due to heavy taxation to help pay for transportation infrastructure. The same kinds of infrastructure that folks in the US are figuring out is massively underfunded and crumbling dangerously. Meanwhile, in the US, high prices on gasoline instead go to... record-high petroleum company profits. Am I the only one who sees this as a problem?

    Cheers,

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  71. Woopsie! You better pray you're not modded up! by KWTm · · Score: 1
    The great-grandparent poster, who was anonymous, said:

    (I also have to post this anonymously)
    Then the grandparent poster said something about the GGP being dishonest. Then you answered:

    Basically, my point is this
    Of course, you aren't necessarily the GGP poster. Nope. No, sirree. You just see things from his point of view, I'm sure.

    And besides, even if you were the GGP poster, no one would notice this reply, buried in a Slashdot thread. And not modded up. We hope.

    Anyway, don't worry, we still don't know any more about you beyond your Slashdot alias. At least, not until we Google your handle and comb through your Slashdot posts to see what other details of your identity you've let slip ...

    Just kidding. But be more careful next time, eh?
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  72. I hate answering to ACs... by hummassa · · Score: 1

    6pm.. sounds like you're "on call", which is different than telecommuting. If you're not on call, you're an IDIOT for answering your work phone after you get off work, and an even bigger idiot if you gave them your home phone number. Sure, it sounds harmless until you start getting those late night calls. Then you quickly realize how important a line between job time and family time is. Just sayin' Parent poster is "on call", but the telecommuter who called to solve VPN problem is working off-hours for free.

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  73. I've seen it first hand by Bagheera · · Score: 1

    Back in the day, I worked for Pacific Bell - the Baby Bell for California and Nevada. Not too long after I joined the company, the "Historic Merger" with SBC happened - "Historic Merger" being Texan for "We bought ya'all." At the time, PacBell was pushing second lines for residential customers so they could telecommute. Huge push, and PacBell's policy was that if you could do your job remotely, and your manager was cool with it, by all means do it. Once SBC took over the show, the policy changed. The comment around the office was "The Colonel likes ta see yo smilin' face." Basically, SBC upper management didn't trust their employees, so telecommuting was shoved aside. Never mind they were still pushing second lines like crazy with a huge advertising campaign.

    Just don't think they actually want their own workers to enjoy the benefits of what they were selling...

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  74. Shadow Pay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Every firm would be well served to do 100% telecommuting for a period of time, forcing them to re-evaluate how they judge the contributions of their team."

    Well the envelope-stuffing firm I'm working for has been doing that for years.

  75. beware of "constipation" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Translation: out of the three companies which are merging, let's pick the policy that takes the most away from the employees."

    Eliminate toilet paper from the bathrooms.

  76. Carbon credits by MrKaos · · Score: 1
    Now I wonder, if there was a carbon tax if business would be reacting to telecommuting in the same way.

    Just sayin.

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  77. IBM merger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some more info. Most of IBM Network Services telecommutes and lives far from AT&T offices. The merger to AT&T is set to take place Jan 1, 2008, the date this article sets for implimentation is Dec 31. Telecommuting support from AT&T has been a popular question to management which has been replied to with silence.

  78. No - of *course* we use VPNs for telecommuting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Of course we use VPNs to telecommute to work. It's not like it's difficult technology, especially for a company that sells the stuff, with client software for Windows, Linux appliances, and concentrator servers from several commercial vendors plus Linux. Back in the 90s it was still rocket science, with lots of technical work to get vendor interoperability and lots of political work to get rid of ITAR export rule interference; today it's routine. The packet headers show that I've got an IPSEC session between my home DSL line and the office VPN concentrator, and that doesn't tell you anything about whether I'm negotiating a super-sensitive contract with my customer, troubleshooting their router config in Malaysia, developing a cool new product, or reading Slashdot (OK, right now I'm reading Slashdot, but it's after 6:00 :-)


    And it's not a shadow layoff; if anything it's the opposite. In a virtual-office environment, if you can't see somebody maybe it's because they're telecommuting, but in a slave-at-your-desk environment, if somebody's not there you can't see them.

  79. Suits wanting control and better communication by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    (Disclaimer: This is absolutely *not* the opinion of my employer, though my boss pretty much agrees with me - I last saw her when we were both in the office for a meeting a couple of weeks ago.)

    AFAICT, one of the big issues is that the SBC suits don't think you're working if they don't know what you're doing, so not only does working from the office let them see that you're there "working", but it also gives them some clue what you're up to, and (pretending for a moment that they're enlightened) lets them do the HP "management by walking around" thing. It also lets you get synergy with your coworkers, in case you're working on similar problems - we do have Instant Messaging, but it's not the same as watercooler conversations or hearing phone calls from the next cubicle.

    The old-AT&T sales and consulting management had the view that if you're in the office, it means that you're not out talking with your customer, which means that you're not selling things, and one of their objectives was to try to minimize and automate the paperwork part of the business so that sales people could spend less time with ordering, configuring, contracts, and billing, and more time actually selling, which either meant talking to more customers (if you had small customers) or talking to more people at your customer (if you had big customers). And they made sure that everybody who did sales or systems engineering or consulting had laptops so we could do our work when we were at the customer's offices, and could spend our hanging-around time at customer offices instead of AT&T offices. And the Real Estate Mafia occasionally instituted fads like hotelling and smaller cubicles, which made it real clear that they didn't want us in the office, and we got the hint.

    Now they're giving us Blackberries but want us to spend more time in the office where they're not actually useful :-)

  80. control freaks by wikinerd · · Score: 1

    I often work from the middle of the sea on a ship with a laptop and a 3G HSDPA Internet connection, or from beaches, mountains, etc literally in the middle of nowhere on remote islands, so I essentially combine vacations with work and this is everyday reality for me (in fact I log more hours outdoors rather than in my home office), and managers working for big companies still debate whether telework can be done. Not only it can be done, but it is the best most optimal to work which leads to great benefits for the employee, the employer, the environment, and the economy. Managers who don't support telework are not worthy of their positions.

  81. Personally...Housing or bust. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "It's either that or move closer to my job and pay twice as much for housing (so far driving the distance and paying for the gas is the more economic alternative) or else move into a high crime neighborhood."

    Is that pre or post housing bust?

  82. Working from home successfully by benwaggoner · · Score: 1

    I worked remotely for Terran Interactive/Media 100 from 1999-2001, at home for myself 2001-2005, and remotely for Microsoft since 2005.

    Overall working from home has worked out quite nicely. Both companies are pretty distributed, and a big part of my role has been doing presentations at trade shows and at client sites, so no matter where I was based, there would be some visit to other sites, and also visits with coworkers during events.

    As for visibility, both were organizations very much driven my email, so I was in the thick of it as much as everyone else. At Microsoft, people I've been working with on projects for a while are still sometimes surprised to realize I don't report out of Redmond (easier since it's only a 3 hour drive from Portland, so it's easy to drop in for a couple of days a few times a month).

    In either organization, there were interesting jobs that I could have taken that would have required a relocation, but I never felt punished for declining them, and I've been consistently reviewed well.

    And there are a lot of pluses for working from home. My main focus in video encoding, so being able to pop down to the basement to double-check on a render after the kids are in bed is a lot easier than having to go back to the office, or try to remote into HD video. I certainly did my time doing 3 am render babysitting in the mid-90's, and I'm happy to be done with that. Plus I can have a lot of video gear and 7.1 audio in my own basement, which is 12'x20' - much bigger than any office I could get on a corporate campus, and I can make a lot more noise as well.

    Schedule wise, it works well with having kids. In a typical day, I'll work 9-3, do kid stuff after school through dinner and bedtime, and then 7-10. Looking at relocation options a couple of times, I never saw a good case where, adding in commute time, I could really have both breakfast and dinner with the family on an average day.

    I travel more than if I was based at an office (I do 3-4 trips a month, mostly 1-2 days each), but not overwhelmingly slow. And with little kids around, sometimes a good night's sleep in a hotel bed is exactly what I need :).

  83. How ironic: Telecom firm disavows Telcommuting by tyrione · · Score: 1

    Classic. Instead of benefiting from the costs and testing of their own network designs, they'd rather accrue massive on-campus costs to keeping the staff under lock and key. Really dense AT&T.

  84. Obligatory Sony VAIO ad :) by Rexdude · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't this be ideal?

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  85. it's their right to do this by alizard · · Score: 1

    and it's my right to move my mobile service to a different carrier before the obvious new mismanagement carries this kind of stupidity out to where my phone service is degraded.

    I guess those clowns have never heard of global warming. Or they think their employees exist for the purpose of boosting managers egos by laboring under their personal eyes instead of doing things that might actually improve AT&T's bottom line via telecommute. If I owned any of their stock, I'd be unloading.

    This goes past stupid into offensively stupid.

  86. They just want you to appreciate your job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now that the cost of gasoline is soaring, AT&T figures you'll work that much harder in the office because you'll be spending more of what they pay you commuting to work.

    Additionally, it brings more people back to supporting our wars in the Middle East - in the "anything that might secure our oil supply and possibly lower retail costs" camp, if nowhere else.

    Besides, what is the fun of offshoring if you can't see the look on your employees' faces when you tell them?

  87. Why can't they fire them? by Cigarra · · Score: 1

    AT&T can't reasonably afford to lay off 10K workers. Thats very expensive.

    How is that expensive? I thought you can fire people with no reason or compensation whatsoever in USA.
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  88. Another stupid, necessary phrase by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a small thing, but why in the hell do they insist on making up a new word when one already exists exactly describing what they want to say. "Teleworking"? C'mon people, it's "telecommuting" and that has been around for a long time. Those "journalists" (and I use the term very loosely) just want to try to start their own trend of a new fad-word.

  89. Simple pump and dump scheme by edfardos · · Score: 0

    Another Huge comPany recently did this - it's simply a pump and dump scheme for short-term profits and artificial stock inflation. Tell all employees they cannot telework If enough employees quit, goto done else Tell all employees they must work out of one of 25 cities if enough employees quit, goto done else Tell all employees they must now work in one city done fire all employees for job abandonment sell stock pretty simple really, and highly effective - watched it happen. edfardos

  90. Amen to that by MooseTick · · Score: 1

    I'm sure some telecommuters are good workers and more productive, but I believe I've seen a higher percentage than office dwellers who produce literally no value. Again, there are plenty of people in the office who merely consure resources and don't work.

    Still, the majority of the highly technical telecummuters I've had to deal with never seem to help the cause. They are hard to get a hold of. The often miss meetings that are important. When they teleconference into meetings they constantly complain that they can't hear and force the attendees to repeat talking points. They seem to have more than above average problems with their ISP, VPN, computer than normal people. During conference calls you can regularly hear children running around in the background or road noise. That is distracting and also demoralizing to people actually at work who can't go grocery shoppign while they are supposed to be working. Then they send emails at 2am to make everyone think they work 24 hours a day.

    I'm sure some people are great at getting work done while working from home. That requires more self control and motivation than your average worker has. I bet a high percentage of those 12000 people would produce better work product if actually supervised and see daily.

  91. Re:Expensive gas? EU: taxes, US: Exxon profits... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gas taxes go to the GOVT. oil companies make about 9% profit on a gallon of gas while the parasites take 25%-45%

  92. Too much telecommuting hurts by GWBasic · · Score: 1

    I used to work in a job where people did a lot of telecommutting. It's convenient for running errands that require 2-3 hours absance from work, and it's a great way to sneak in an extra day or two into a vacation... It gets in the way when you need key people for face-to-face design meetings.