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  1. Also encrypts files on Petya Ransomware Uses DOS-Level Lock Screen, Prevents OS Boot Up (softpedia.com) · · Score: 2

    According to the update in TFA, so just repairing the MBR will not solve the problem.

  2. So can they finally answer the mystery on NASA Compared Pluto's Moon Charon To 'The Incredible Hulk' (nasa.gov) · · Score: 1

    How Hulk's pants stay on while every other article of clothing is ripped asunder.

  3. So they're just tooting their own horn.

  4. Knight's Landing, Knight's Corner on Intel Launches 72-Core Knight's Landing Xeon Phi Supercomputer Chip (hothardware.com) · · Score: 1

    So how fast can it calculate a Knight's Tour

  5. Re:Thank you captain obvious on Toshiba Introduces a Cortana Keyboard Button For Windows 10 · · Score: 1

    So Windows 10 is 5 years late.

  6. Re:Results on Protons Collide At 13 TeV For the First Time At the LHC · · Score: 4, Funny
  7. Re:Clint Eastwood asks... on After a Year of Secret Field-Testing, Brain-Controlled Bionic Legs Are Here · · Score: 1

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  8. Han fired first on Learning About Constitutional Law With Star Wars · · Score: 1

    He didn't need no constitutional law.

  9. Giant rockets on the moon on Ask Slashdot: Best Payloads For Asteroid Diverter/Killer Mission? · · Score: 1

    Then when an killer asteroid is found, just push the moon in the way.

    (Yes, I know that can't work. But it won't stop Hollywood from using it in a movie.)

  10. Re:And the answer is... on World's Rudest Robot Set To Simulate the Fury of Call Center Customers · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It would be amusing to hook the angry robot up to one of those online automatic assistants.

  11. Hopefully not like Project Ava. Helpful hint: ok to meet the project lead, but don't spend a week with him.

  12. Re:I guess .sucks sucks on ICANN Asks FTC To Rule On .sucks gTLD Rollout · · Score: 1

    It's .sucks all the way down.

  13. Caused by four states meeting together at one point.

  14. Re:Ironic headline on EU Commission Divided Over Nation-Specific Content Blocking · · Score: 3, Funny

    And the Belgians are waffling.

  15. We have someone to take the place of the Iraqi Information Minister. I miss that guy.

  16. Another kids computer book on Lauren Ipsum: A Story About Computer Science and Other Improbable Things · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Reminds me of that well-known reference The Story of Ping

  17. I found your Battleship on Paul Allen Helps Find Sunken Japanese WWII Battleship Musashi Off Philippines · · Score: 4, Funny

    Billionaires play Battleship with real battleships.

  18. Oblig. on Should a Service Robot Bring an Alcoholic a Drink? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Human: "Get me a drink"

    Robot: "I'm sorry,sir, you've had too many."

    Human: " Sudo get me a drink"

    Robot: "Ok"

  19. But what about anti-You? on There Is No "You" In a Parallel Universe · · Score: 5, Funny

    Remember, if you meet anti-You, just bow, not shake hands.

  20. In related news.. on Scientists Determine New Way To Untangle Proteins By Unboiling an Egg · · Score: 1

    Humpty-Dumpty reported to be put back together again.

  21. Re:Isn't that how the transporter works? on Researchers Moot "Teleportation" Via Destructive 3D Printing · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, the transporter works by first filming with the actor, then without the actor, and combining the shots post-production with added glitter.

  22. So it's a slight change to a famous quote: "Get your Ads to Mars!"

  23. NO on Should Video Games Be In the Olympics? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Olympics is for sports. Not games. Sport is "activity involving physical exertion and skill" google. And no, pressing keys or buttons doesn't count.

  24. Re:Is that a schwerer gustav in your pants? on TSA Has Record-Breaking Haul In 2014: Guns, Cannons, and Swords · · Score: 1

    That must be why Mythbusters always drive to their remote sites.

  25. So it's not Skynet vs humans on How the Pentagon's Robots Would Automate War · · Score: 1

    But Skynet-1 vs Skynet-2, and humans are just the collateral damage.