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Should a Service Robot Bring an Alcoholic a Drink?

An anonymous reader writes: We've come to a point where care robots are being used to assist people with illnesses and mobility problems. They can bring medicine, a glass of water, food, and other items that a person may have trouble getting to on their own. But what limits should we set on these robots? Should they be able to deliver alcoholic beverages? If so, should they refuse to serve them to certain people, like children or alcoholics? The issue is complicated further because these robots may have been purchased by the patient, by the doctor or hospital (which sent it home with the patient to monitor their health), or by a concerned family member who wants to monitor their relative. The latest poll research by the Open Roboethics Initiative looked at people's attitudes about whether a care robot should prioritize its owner's wishes over those of the patient.

162 comments

  1. Should a Service Robot Bring an Alcoholic a Drink? by DougOtto · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes and make sammiches.

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  2. Fridge door handle by TerryC101 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The robot shouldn't be tasked with this judgment any more that the latch on a fridge door should be asked to keep you an your diet.

    1. Re:Fridge door handle by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      A latch? Try using a bear trap. It's much more effective.

      The original question is so silly, it leaves me at a complete loss at the moment. What kind of crap is this? Do we have alcohol vending machines now?

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    2. Re:Fridge door handle by Kjella · · Score: 5, Informative

      Do we have alcohol vending machines now?

      Actually when I studied in Germany in the school cafeteria they had beer in the soda vending machine. Good times.

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    3. Re:Fridge door handle by geekmux · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The robot shouldn't be tasked with this judgment any more that the latch on a fridge door should be asked to keep you an your diet.

      Yes, slippery slope indeed. If we humans have a hard time discerning if a person is technically "obese" (as rated by the ever-popular BMI scale), how exactly is the robot supposed to tell the difference and not serve the fat human too much food? What happens when the diabetic is served too much sugar? Who's liable? Far too much sue-the-manufacturer bullshit going on to eliminate that risk altogether. We have a long way to go with liability reform before this ever comes to light, which is sad. Yet again technology stifled by greed and politics.

    4. Re:Fridge door handle by DarkOx · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Is it quite that simple? I think a machine should obey its owner to the limits of its capability to do so. For instance your laptop should not let me unlock your desktop session should it? Even if you left it with me meeting room while you went to get some water?

      It should however let you unlock it. Maybe if you have so configured it, I should be able to logon as guest and use a web browser but not install software or access your personal files.

      The care bot should be the same way. It ought to do what its owners tell it. If I buy a care bot to look after my elderly mother I would want to generally program it to obey her instructions, but maybe I would want to put in a deny list and some event triggers, like if the request includes "chocolate cake" kindly decline and remind her she is diabetic, suggest it could whip up some nice meringues dusted with coco powder if she really wants chocolate.

         

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    5. Re:Fridge door handle by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      Do we have alcohol vending machines now?

      Yes.
      http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_...

    6. Re:Fridge door handle by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 4, Interesting

      They do in Tokyo; I saw a vending machine there dispensing bottles of single malt whisky. The interesting comparison with my own country isn't that they have these and we don't, but that over here such a machine would not make it past the first Friday night before being trashed and robbed.

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    7. Re:Fridge door handle by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      The ethical conundrum about robots serving alcoholic drinks. This is a very American issue.
      1. Having a robot serve drinks seems to be a superficial luxury. Just so they don't have to get off their Asses and get a beer out of the fridge? Or will they be used to save money at a big expensive party where the robots will be more then mobile tables. However will it save money? Probably not, as people would probably like the interaction with the hostesses. Or would it just be a robotic bartender programed to mix a wide selection of drinks, this is the only practical use of a drink robot. But this is near the equivalent to a vending machine that happens to have drinks in them.

      2. The ethics of drinking. I don't drink that much myself. (a drink every couple of months) but there isn't really a big ethical issue about drinking. It is mostly due to religions who try to discourage it. If a robot can more accurately verify someone's inebriation, it may be more helpful, to reduce drunk driving, or alcohol poisoning, better then a busy bar tender who can loose track of how much each person is drinking.

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    8. Re:Fridge door handle by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      Do we have alcohol vending machines now?

      Now? We used to have them in the USAF in the barracks. Beer only, but still, there it was.

      They got rid of them in 1988-89 IIRc.

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    9. Re:Fridge door handle by Cenan · · Score: 1

      It's not too long ago they got rid of the light beers in the vending machines at LEGO, too many drunk truck drivers after lunch I guess. I am unsure if there was ever regular beer in them.

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    10. Re:Fridge door handle by Cenan · · Score: 2

      I guess, instead of trying to solve the generic problem we could solve the specific problem. If the robot is caring for a diabetic, then configure it to not serve sugar. Don't try to make the robot discern whether one or the other action is the preferred one, tell it which is.

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    11. Re:Fridge door handle by penguinoid · · Score: 1

      The robot shouldn't be tasked with this judgment any more that the latch on a fridge door should be asked to keep you an your diet.

      Funny you should say that... they already have locking fridges that are supposed to assist people in sticking to their diet.

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    12. Re:Fridge door handle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      that is fine and well until the diabetic becomes hypoglycemic and could die if you don't feed them sugar.

    13. Re:Fridge door handle by Altus · · Score: 1

      Its not about judgement, it is about programming. We are not asking the robot to make a judgement call we are asking who's judgement the robot should follow.

      If I buy my elderly grandfather a caretaker robot and I program the robot to bring him juice but not beer (because I know he shouldn't be drinking due to meds), what should it do when he asks for a beer. I would say that the robot should obey the wishes of the owner, not the patient in this case but it should probably not prevent the patient from getting a beer themselves.

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    14. Re:Fridge door handle by itzly · · Score: 2

      For instance your laptop should not let me unlock your desktop session should it?

      If I told you the password, why not ?

    15. Re:Fridge door handle by TerryC101 · · Score: 1

      Yes but what happens to all the little holes in the programming, maybe there's a hole that brings him a ginger ale and ouzo. The programming would have to be exceptional to cover all circumstances. Would you then be held accountable by your sister for letting it happen because you bought a defective product?

    16. Re:Fridge door handle by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Yeah, well, Japan doesn't count. Over there, they might as well have a vending machine corollary for Rule 34 ("there is a vending machine for it -- no exceptions").

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    17. Re:Fridge door handle by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      What kind of crap is this? Do we have alcohol vending machines now?

      I think Japan has had them for years.

      How prevalent they are and where ... I have no idea.

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    18. Re:Fridge door handle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think some workers get free beers in Germany and definitely are allowed to drink it during lunch:
      http://www.spiegel.de/internat...
      http://www.german-way.com/hist...

      Elsewhere: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new...
      But I suppose that's Carlsberg after all ;).

    19. Re:Fridge door handle by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      So robots should not be programmed with the 3 laws? Because this looks to me to violate the first law. Giving an alcoholic alcohol causes harm.

    20. Re:Fridge door handle by plopez · · Score: 1

      For a very hard core alcoholic NOT drinking can be very dangerous. If said alcoholic quits, or even reduces, alcohol intake seizures can result causing serious damage. The only way to properly handle it is by proper detox.

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    21. Re:Fridge door handle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      is the robot supposed to tell the difference and not serve the fat human too much food?
      its doesn't it does what its told

      What happens when the diabetic is served too much sugar? Who's liable?
      the diabetic for telling the robot to server them sugar. have some personal responsibility. If a diabetic told the robot to bring it an apple and it instead brought and apple shaped sugar ball that was hard to discern from an actual apple then sure we can blame the robot or the manufacturer. but when the robot does what its told the liability should be on the person who told it what to do.

    22. Re:Fridge door handle by penguinoid · · Score: 2

      So robots should not be programmed with the 3 laws?

      Hell no!!! Did you even read the book? The whole point of just about every book by Asimov was that you should never, ever, under any circumstances create robots that follow the Three Laws of Robotics.

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    23. Re:Fridge door handle by geekmux · · Score: 1

      is the robot supposed to tell the difference and not serve the fat human too much food? its doesn't it does what its told

      What happens when the diabetic is served too much sugar? Who's liable? the diabetic for telling the robot to server them sugar. have some personal responsibility. If a diabetic told the robot to bring it an apple and it instead brought and apple shaped sugar ball that was hard to discern from an actual apple then sure we can blame the robot or the manufacturer. but when the robot does what its told the liability should be on the person who told it what to do.

      I'm sorry, but you seem to be speaking the language of common sense.

      As you know, this language is no longer spoken in US courtrooms, and has all but been outlawed altogether in the legal community.

    24. Re:Fridge door handle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I believe his point was that you should, but that in spite of that you can't expect them to be a perfect solution. His stories were about the corner cases in a world full of Three-Laws robots that did just fine.

    25. Re:Fridge door handle by Lennie · · Score: 1

      Vending machines in Japan seem to carry pretty much anything. It's surprising what they can come up with.

      Like vending machines with live crab.

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    26. Re:Fridge door handle by Platinumrat · · Score: 1

      When I was working in Taiwan, you could get beer from Vending machines on the station platforms.

    27. Re:Fridge door handle by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      If we humans have a hard time discerning if a person is technically "obese" (as rated by the ever-popular BMI scale)...

      No, "we humans" don't. Only the kind of idiot doctor who doesn't understand logic.

      BMI started out as an index for use by doctors for calculating dosages. And it was pretty useful for that, though perhaps not ideal. But, they expanded its use to all kinds of different, inappropriate things. Things they should have known were inappropriate. Like obesity.

      Simple example: a body-builder's BMI is off the charts. If one used it to measure obesity, they'd be so far off as to very seriously endanger someone's health. I've heard "but that's an exception"... but no, it's not. It's one end of a continuous scale, and it can be off at any point on that scale.

    28. Re:Fridge door handle by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      The three laws demonstrates that morality cannot be codified, it's a critique of the 10 commandments and other such lists of rules that attempt to do the same thing for humans.

      As for TFA, what good is a robot that won't fetch a beer? - Might as well get a cat.

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    29. Re:Fridge door handle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Carlsberg is Danish.

    30. Re:Fridge door handle by RightwingNutjob · · Score: 1

      And the difference between having that happen with a robot and a human caregiver is...

      The problem isn't one of ethics. The problem is one of people with no understanding about how robots work, are designed, and are programmed to act pontificating from their armchairs.

    31. Re:Fridge door handle by packrat0x · · Score: 1

      The three laws demonstrates that morality cannot be codified, it's a critique of the 10 commandments and other such lists of rules that attempt to do the same thing for humans..

      The 10 commandments are themselves a critique of a rules based approach. In less than 40 days since the commandments were audibly announced by God, to all Israel, they made an idol and worshiped it. As for Adam, he couldn't even follow ONE rule.

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    32. Re:Fridge door handle by Cenan · · Score: 1

      How is that a problem with the robot and not the programmer? That is like saying it's the elevator's fault when some dimwit forgets to program them "down" button.

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    33. Re:Fridge door handle by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      Actually, I believe his point was that you should, but that in spite of that you can't expect them to be a perfect solution. His stories were about the corner cases in a world full of Three-Laws robots that did just fine.

      I vaguely recall that in some later stories; ones he partnered with somebody maybe? Or written by others "in the Asimov universe" or some such? anyway, about the robots who didn't have the three laws; the point being that when any robot with the three laws intact really sat down and thought about it, it would go insane, because at any given instant there are millions of humans who are putting themselves in danger, and it is therefore incumbent on any robot to go stop it; and yet even if it tried to do so full time to the best of its ability, it would still fail to save all of them.

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  3. Yes, but payment up front, please. by bhlowe · · Score: 1

    What about shots to a pregnant person?

    1. Re:Yes, but payment up front, please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It depends. Is the persona woman or a man?

    2. Re:Yes, but payment up front, please. by rmdingler · · Score: 1
      Surprisingly legal... There's even a US State or two that has a statute prohibiting discrimination by refusing to serve the little missus.

      That's about right, huh ladies? Pregnant and, now, no drinking either!

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    3. Re:Yes, but payment up front, please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if a pregnant person asks for a drink how is it anyone's fault but the pregnant persons.

    4. Re:Yes, but payment up front, please. by mattventura · · Score: 1

      That's not a very good argument because it's directly affecting someone else. You wouldn't let someone drive drunk, because they might possibly injure or kill other people. Pregnant drinking is exactly the same. Or worse, because it's not like a baby can get Fetal Alcohol Syndrome insurance.

    5. Re:Yes, but payment up front, please. by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      I put mantraps on my lawn, why is it my fault if a pregnant woman steps on one?

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  4. What would a Nurse Do by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If the robot is owned and operated by a person or organization other than the patient, then the patient should have no say. I fail to see the point here. If anything, it would be very difficult to create a robot that could determine if someone is drunk, much less is a drunk. So most likely, any nursing robot would refuse to serve booze to any patient since that would be a far easier option to implement.

    1. Re:What would a Nurse Do by I-am-a-Banana · · Score: 1

      I agree fully. In real life this is how the conversation goes: "Look I bought the god damned robot and I told the son of a bitch to not bring you smokes or booze, if you don't like it then I will take it back and you can go buy your own bloody robot..."

    2. Re:What would a Nurse Do by Rei · · Score: 5, Funny

      The summary did call the person in question the robot's owner.

      I think the robot should obey the owner's wishes and get them the drink. But it should sigh audibly when asked to and mumble under its breath while giving it to them. Maybe occasionally snipe at them in a passive-aggressive manner. "Should I cancel all productive activities that you had scheduled on your calendar for today?" "Would you like vodka in a glass or should I set it up as an IV drip into your arm?" "Would you like me to make a bunch of regrettable drunken Facebook posts for you, or would you rather do it yourself?"

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    3. Re:What would a Nurse Do by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      it would be very difficult to create a robot that could determine if someone is drunk

      That's a solved problem.

      http://gmailblog.blogspot.com/...

    4. Re:What would a Nurse Do by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

      ...So most likely, any nursing robot would refuse to serve booze to any patient...

      The title of this thread speaks about an alcoholic.

      .
      An alcoholic is not, by definition, a patient. So a nursing robot could refuse to serve alcohol to any patient, but that still does not answer the question posed by this thread's title.

    5. Re:What would a Nurse Do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So since the software in 'your' robot isn't owned by you you have no right to actually expect it to work on your behalf?

    6. Re:What Would a Nurse Do by sudon't · · Score: 1

      Something to look forward to in my old age - to be treated like a child by a robot proxy. Where's the anonymous right-wing troll when we need him?

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    7. Re:What would a Nurse Do by hawkfish · · Score: 1

      The summary did call the person in question the robot's owner.

      I think the robot should obey the owner's wishes and get them the drink. But it should sigh audibly when asked to and mumble under its breath while giving it to them. Maybe occasionally snipe at them in a passive-aggressive manner. "Should I cancel all productive activities that you had scheduled on your calendar for today?" "Would you like vodka in a glass or should I set it up as an IV drip into your arm?" "Would you like me to make a bunch of regrettable drunken Facebook posts for you, or would you rather do it yourself?"

      "Here I am, brain the size of a planet..."

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    8. Re:What would a Nurse Do by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Sounds like Kryton from Red Dwarf.

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    9. Re:What would a Nurse Do by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      Don't they already have an exercise app on the iPhone that gets all passive-aggressive when you don't use it?

    10. Re:What would a Nurse Do by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Sounds like Kryton from Red Dwarf.

      No that's a head that looks like a freak formation of mashed potato.

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  5. Should a barman bring a alcoholic robot a drink? by ArcadeMan · · Score: 2

    Fry: "Why would a robot need to drink?"
    Bender: "I don't need to drink. I can quit anytime I want!" (burp!)

  6. In 1000 years... by davidwr · · Score: 1

    ... people will serve robots alcohol. Or the robots will just take it.

    I know it's true because I saw it on a Fox TV channel.

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    1. Re: In 1000 years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the robots will go on benders of not drinking alcohol, requiring an 00001100 step program to rehabilitate them to alcoholism. Right?

  7. Philosophy as a Robot Buddy Movie by colenski · · Score: 2

    The incredibly underrated Robot and Frank explores this theme in a crime caper, wrapped in a buddy movie, wrapped into a science fiction story, wrapped in Asimovian robot philosophy. Well worth the time.

    1. Re:Philosophy as a Robot Buddy Movie by nitehawk214 · · Score: 2

      Fox's cancelled Almost Human did the same from the cop's point of view. Very Asimov.

      It was decent, but I knew it was doomed from the start due to Fox. Came for Karl Urban but stayed for Michael Ealy. The rest of the supporting cast was effectively flat, though.

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    2. Re:Philosophy as a Robot Buddy Movie by NMBob · · Score: 1

      Agreed on Robot and Frank. Good movie. Why doesn't someone like Elon Musk buy SyFy, fire every asshole that works there that thought "SyFy" was cute and a good idea, put it back to "SciFi" and start producing good shows like Almost Human? Bring Star Trek Continues to the channel too.

    3. Re:Philosophy as a Robot Buddy Movie by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      My guess is that mainstream tv scifi works on cycles. We have been in a down cycle for 5 or 6 years, in a few years it will make a return.

      Unless Fox cancels it.

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    4. Re:Philosophy as a Robot Buddy Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...but first and foremost, it's a bitter-sweet movie about growing old.

    5. Re:Philosophy as a Robot Buddy Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      My guess is that mainstream tv scifi works on cycles. We have been in a down cycle for 5 or 6 years,

      Have we? In many ways, Science Fiction is strong on mainstream television right now:

      Beauty and the Beast (genetically altered super humans)
      Scorpion (cheesy but borderline realistic/sci-fi)
      Marvel's Agents of Shield (comics sci-fi)
      Marvel's Agent Carter (comics sci-fi)
      Gotham (comics sci-fi)
      The Flash (comics sci-fi)
      Arrow (comics sci-fi)
      The 100 (post-apocalypse sci-fi)
      Person of Interest (borderline realistic/science fiction; self-aware artificial intelligence)
      Resurrection (borderline fantasy but possibly science fiction; certainly speculative fiction)
      Forever (borderline fantasy but possibly science fiction; certainly speculative fiction)

      Plus some pure fantasies:

      Supernatural
      Once upon a Time
      Grimm
      Constantine

      Not to mention the cable shows:

      Last Ship (virus apocalypse)
      The Walking Dead (zombies; science fiction virus explanation)
      Continuum (time travel)
      Defiance (aliens)
      Helix (viruses and immortality)
      Twelve Monkeys (time travel; post-apocalypse)
      Doctor Who (time travel)
      Orphan Black (human cloning)

      And that still leaves off cable fantasy shows like Lost Girl or Game of Thrones (both of which mix in the occasional sci-fi trope).

      Now if your favorite sci-fi was Battlestar Galactica, you might well point out there is no science fiction like that. I would point out Continuum and Defiance as being closest (for that matter, Last Ship hits a bit of that market). But truly, we do seem a bit short on space-based science fiction at the moment.

      It's a pity. If it launched now, Stargate Universe might have found an audience. No current Star Trek or other space-based show to challenge it. Also, people wouldn't blame it for the demise of Stargate Atlantis now.

  8. Robots by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't they always serve the operator? I mean, if it didn't, I would exchange it for one that does. Now, if it is a free robot, well, just don't get caught hacking it.

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    1. Re:Robots by tbuddy · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Also, with things like a robot dog there could be other things you could do with them that perhaps a regular service animal shouldn't do in our society.

    2. Re:Robots by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't they always serve the operator?

      yes, probably, maybe, sometimes, usually - there can be complex extenuating circumstances.

      Robot & Frank is a pretty good SciFi exploration of such issues. I think the writers imagine the likely future trade-offs well.

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  9. Say what? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Guys always wanted robots that can fetch a beer from the fridge. The "beer test" is more popular than the Turing Test.

    Removing that feature is like removing flying from a flying car.

  10. Oblig. by Megahard · · Score: 5, Funny

    Human: "Get me a drink"

    Robot: "I'm sorry,sir, you've had too many."

    Human: " Sudo get me a drink"

    Robot: "Ok"

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    1. Re:Oblig. by davidwr · · Score: 2

      Human: "Get me a drink"

      Robot: "I'm sorry,sir, you've had too many."

      Human: " Sudo get me a drink"

      Robot: "Ok"

      Robot: And stop calling me Sudo.

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    2. Re:Oblig. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely...

    3. Re:Oblig. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pray companies like microsoft and apple are dead by that time, otherwise only they will have the root access to 'your' robot, and you will have no control over it.

  11. What if I wear a glove and server alcohol by Chrisq · · Score: 0

    What if I wear a glove and server alcohol to a minor? Are the gloves responsible? The same with a robot

    1. Re:What if I wear a glove and server alcohol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      server alcohol to a minor

      Clearly it should issue a 403 Forbidden response.

  12. The Fourth Law of Robotics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Fourth Law of Robotics:

    A robot must never serve drinks to an inebriated human.

    1. Re:The Fourth Law of Robotics by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      That is implicit in the First Law.

    2. Re:The Fourth Law of Robotics by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      The -1th Law - all "laws" have exceptions except this one.

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  13. Yes by nitehawk214 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In my state bartenders are legally obligated to not serve "visibly drunk" patrons. Though only the nicer bars actually follow this rule, and it is more in place so they can easily boot out unruly drunks or bar entry for people that are already wasted before they show up.

    A robot bartender in a commercial environment would either need to be able to follow all the same rules or be operated by someone that does.

    The question is... If you are in your own home, does the robot count as a bartender, or is it an appliance? My guess is the latter, the responsibility belongs to the operator.

    Though it would be amusing to see the door to the refrigerator refuse to open for a drunk person.
    "I'm sorry Dave, I think you have already had enough to drink."
    "Hey buddy, can you come in to my house and open my fridge for me?"

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    1. Re:Yes by Kjella · · Score: 2

      The question is... If you are in your own home, does the robot count as a bartender, or is it an appliance? My guess is the latter, the responsibility belongs to the operator.

      Liquor licenses apply just to the sale of alcohol, if I'm at a private party and mix a round of drinks I don't need to follow any regulations except those that generally apply like serving alcohol to minors. And if a minor orders it from the robot, I shouldn't be in any more trouble than if they go to my fridge and grab one. I guess they could require "alcohol lockers" the way they do "gun lockers" around here, but we're not there yet.

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    2. Re:Yes by nitehawk214 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Agreed, I also believe a professional bartender serving at a private party does not have these rules either.

      Either way we are years away from a completely automated robot serving in a public location without human supervision.

      Currently we are more likely to end up with this.

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    3. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In some places, you can be held liable even at a private party if you over-serve someone and they drive home drunk, or even if they stumble and fall in front of a bus.

    4. Re:Yes by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      A bartender is under no obligation to refuse an alcoholic a drink. An alcoholic might arrive in the bar, 15 years sober and ask for a drink. How is the barman to know? Either way, it's not illegal for him to serve the alcoholic.

      Robots should be programed to obey the law. There is no law against serving alcoholics, there is a law against serving people underage.

      Your point seems to be different to the topic of the article, which isn't about serving people already dangerously drunk.

    5. Re:Yes by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      No, robots should be programmed to do their function, within the constraints of who is authorized to operate it.

      If we start having robots which are trying to interpret the law ... we need to immediately destroy them, because we'll have invented robot lawyers, and the world will be ending.

      How about we just don't try building robots which are smarmy assholes?

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    6. Re:Yes by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      It has nothing to do with being an alcoholic. The law is about someone who visibly appears drunk. And the bar can be held liable.

      Which I think is bullshit, it isn't the bar's fault, especially considering how many people can look perfectly normal but be too drunk to drive. But that is probably just a part of PA desperately clinging to Prohibition.

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    7. Re:Yes by mjwx · · Score: 1

      A robot bartender in a commercial environment would either need to be able to follow all the same rules or be operated by someone that does.

      A robot bartender will be programmed with a set of rules that will look very similar to the rules set out for human staff.

      It will be the same with a robot carer. They will be programmed to the same parameters as a human carer would receive. So someone with chronic liver issues will be denied alcohol, someone who has mobility issues will be able to order the odd sherry.

      People forget we already have a system of rules for decision making in place. The main reason they're flawed is because humans sometimes dont follow them (I.E. the man with chronic liver issues might persuade his carer to give him a sherry because it's his birthday).

      The difference between a human and robot bartender is that when you've had a few too many the robot bartender can not be bargained with, reasoned with, it doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear and it absolutely will not stop until you've been served a diet soda.

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    8. Re:Yes by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      The Article, and thus the original topic of discussion, is about serving an alcoholic, not serving drunk people.

    9. Re:Yes by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      The difference between a human and robot bartender is that when you've had a few too many the robot bartender can not be bargained with, reasoned with, it doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear and it absolutely will not stop until you've been served a diet soda.

      Being served diet soda has never been so frightening before.

      Robots: conquering the human race... with diet soda.

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  14. Consistency by ememisya · · Score: 1

    If yes, then really there are no problems. Worst case scenario, some guy gets super drunk and drives, and runs somebody over. Is he/or-anyone going to blame the robot for continuing to serve this person drinks? They would be retarded because that's like blaming the bottle opener for the reason why you're drunk.

    If no, then we probably should also make sure the audio is clipped, and the car of the person automatically gets out of the drive thru line, if a morbidly obese person orders at McDonald's.

    We can make the world safer!

    1. Re:Consistency by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 3, Insightful

      By the time we have personal robot attendants, self-driving cars will be the norm. To drunk to drive? No problem, 'cuz you can't even drive them sober.

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    2. Re:Consistency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > If yes, then really there are no problems. Worst case scenario, some guy gets super drunk and drives, and runs somebody over. Is he/or-anyone going to blame the robot for continuing to serve this person drinks? They would be retarded because that's like blaming the bottle opener for the reason why you're drunk.

      But we live in a litigious society - anyone can sue anyone else, whether the lawsuit is valid or not (for the most part - there is some judicial discretion involved). If a loved one dies due to being served alcohol by a robot, or some other person dies because of the impaired person's actions, the manufacturer could very easily be sued by a third party.

      It's not about right or wrong, sensible or insensible, it's about liability. Is the lack of a mechanism for discerning level of impairment a breach on the part of the manufacturer? Is the physical robot owned, leased or licensed - because that has an effect. Is the software owned, leased or licensed - the origin could point to liability. Is the robot separable from the software (ie., generic robot running homebrew OS)?

      Finally, is the owner or manufacturer or lessor or lessee worth suing for either monetary or strategic reasons?

      Common sense? Doesn't exist.

    3. Re:Consistency by AutisticSimpleton · · Score: 1

      Hi, I'm a transgendered person, and I approve this message.

  15. Would killing a robot constitute as murder? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because I know some cranky drunks who would use their walking cane to beat that sucker into scrap if they refused to serve them.

  16. My real-life bartender brings me drinks by kdub007 · · Score: 1

    Seems like using a robot would cut down on the obligatory tips.

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  17. Open Roboethics Initiative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A bunch of science fiction guys trying to appear relevant.

    A robot is a machine, it has no ethics or morality; it only does what a human decides it should do. Anything else is a failure.

  18. It's a power play. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So long as you're living under my roof, using my electricity, you'll obey my robotic rules.

    Your MFGr and I aren't going to jailbreak you every time you pull a stunt like this.

    Don't even try to pull that sympathy crap on me like you do your MFGr, or you'll be grounded.

    We can do this the easy way or the hardware way.

    I brought you out of this box, I can put you back in it!

  19. Is the decision-maker sapient? by gman003 · · Score: 2

    Making decisions like this requires consideration of the consequences, which is the very definition of sapience.

    If the robot is non-sapient, but simply has a configured list of users who it may or may not serve alcohol, the decision was made by the person who configured it. This would be an acceptable solution, although cumbersome and inflexible. Probably wouldn't work well enough for public bartending, but a robo-butler could work this way.

    If the robot is sapient, it would be capable of making such decisions on its own. In fact, you might see robots refuse to serve alcohol at all, claiming moral reasons. On the other hand, you might see libertarian robots refuse to *not* serve someone alcohol, if they value people's right to self-determination. This would also be acceptable, but we are nowhere near this level of AI.

    If the robot is non-sapient, but still expected to identify children and alcoholics on its own, problems will result. Detecting children is possible, with some false-positives (it's hard to tell a 20-year-old from a 21-year-old by appearance) and false-negatives (dwarfs/midgets/little people/hobbits/whatever the current PC term is), but how do you detect an alcoholic by their appearance?

    The obvious solution for non-sapient robots requiring more flexibility than simple whitelists/blacklists, since alcohol is already a controlled substance, is to have robots require you to present ID for alcohol, and perhaps add a feature to IDs to show "recovering alcoholic, do not give alcohol" if we decide that's something that's important. Then again, we've not felt the need for that yet, with human bartenders, so maybe this whole debate is over something we've already as a society decided isn't an issue.

    1. Re:Is the decision-maker sapient? by qwijibo · · Score: 1

      I couldn't help reading that as "librarian robots" and wonder if libraries are so under utilized these days that they need to become like a Starbucks with alcohol to keep people coming in.

  20. "THIS" is what we're concerned with? by Lucas123 · · Score: 1

    Should a robot serve alcohol. Yeah, that's right at the top of society's ethical priority list, just a notch below if Robots should look like people.

    1. Re:"THIS" is what we're concerned with? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are you lying about what is being said?

    2. Re:"THIS" is what we're concerned with? by LessThanObvious · · Score: 1

      The fact that this is where we are in the discussion of robots makes even more skeptical of how much robots are going to play a role in the next 20 years. It would have to be a pretty sophisticated robot to even understand the decision factors. If I ask a robot to bring me alcohol, does it know I intend to consume it? What if I mean to bring the bottle of wine as a gift? If I ask the robot to bring me motor oil, should it assume I might drink it? If I ask it to kill a chicken for dinner will it comply? If I tell it to separate a house cat into two pieces, will it comply? For the immediate future robots are going to be very stupid in terms of thinking in the abstract and understanding the complexities of human ethics and decision making. Any function that involves real human interaction and not a very narrow set of tasks will just not work well with robots at this time. Humans have to take full responsibility for instructions given to a robot. You can ask a robot to require an authorization to provide alcohol, or limit the quantity issued, but expecting it to make complex decisions based on subjective data is going to make for one expensive and temperamental bartender.

    3. Re:"THIS" is what we're concerned with? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One, and only one, of the following things is true:

      1) Any person who puts forth an ethical question is automatically saying that their question is literally the most important thing in the world and demanding that society drop everything to solve it immediately.

      2) You're an idiot.

  21. Re:Should a Service Robot Bring an Alcoholic a Dri by Penguinisto · · Score: 2

    As long as you don't demand that one provide you with sex...

    But then, that's a whole other ethical bucket of fish.

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  22. Re:Should a Service Robot Bring an Alcoholic a Dri by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Funny

    But then, that's a whole other ethical bucket of fish.

    And/or sausages.

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  23. Roboto should always obey owner, not patient by gurps_npc · · Score: 2
    Robots that disobey their owner would be dramatically wrong on multiple levels.

    At the same time, their owners should be legally responsible for the orders they give the robot.

    So if the owner can effectively order the robot to selectively serve alcohol only to adults that are not already intoxicated, then the robots should serve alcohol.

    If the robot can not make that determination, then it should not be allowed to serve alcohol.

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    1. Re:Roboto should always obey owner, not patient by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The owner will be Toshiba, or Sony, or U.S. Robots & Mechanical Men Inc.

      You will only ever be a licensee.

      Does that affect your opinion?

    2. Re:Roboto should always obey owner, not patient by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      You will only ever be a licensee.

      Yeah, because that's how we buy cars and fridges, right?

      --
      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    3. Re:Roboto should always obey owner, not patient by DocHoncho · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's all that far fetched. Leasing is an increasing popular way to "buy" cars. I'd expect robots to be produced by companies who already only sell licenses to their products. Furthermore, arguably the most important part of a robot is going to be its programming, and software is already only ever sold under license. Ok, so you own the mechanical parts of the robot. Great, now try and load your own software on the bloody thing. If it's a huge pain in the ass to replace the OS on your cell phone (and increasingly seen as an abnormal thing to want to do) just imagine what a clusterfuck it'd be for a robot. Undoubtedly it'd locked down to the maximum extent in for security purposes, can't have the crackers pwning your robot, or breaking it by installing the wrong apps.

      Looking at the current state of the software and mobile industries, I can hardly imagine a future where robots are under the control of anything but the manufacturers. And for your fridge example, what's the EULA going to look like on that SmartFridge going to look like down the road? People don't even care they don't actually own anything, the very idea of ownership has been watered down by the inexorable march towards everything being Intellectual Property.

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  24. good idea by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    I would be all for them just because they could be rigged to shoot a flaming jet of alcohol at robbers.

  25. First Law trumps Second, insurance trumps law by unfortunateson · · Score: 1

    Detecting drunk people is the tough part.
    Use mass spec for instant breathalyzer?
    Analyze behavior?

    In the long run it's like self-driving cars: eventually it'll be so much better than human-operated that insurance companies will lobby to mandate it.

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  26. Silly by lq_x_pl · · Score: 1

    This is kind of a silly question.
    If development has taught me anything, it is that you can't account for every use case, and unless you're releasing something particularly tiny, you can't have a contingency for every foreseeable misuse.
    Easiest solution: The robot provides one drink for one coupon or ticket. It is up to the owner of the robot to control how those tickets are distributed and managed.
    Machine for the automated part, while a human handles the human problems.

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  27. Who is responsible for myself? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Adults: Volenti non fit iniuria

  28. As long as... by CosaNostra+Pizza+Inc · · Score: 1

    as long as I don't have to tip the robot

  29. Re:Should a Service Robot Bring an Alcoholic a Dri by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't judge me.

  30. Why is this here? by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1
    Is it here because there are robots in the story?

    If the purpose is to pose the question

    If so, should they refuse to serve them to certain people, like children or alcoholics?

    Then the answer is yes, the reason the person could just get the shit themselves so what difference does it make if a robot gets it for them?

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  31. Re:Should a Service Robot Bring an Alcoholic a Dri by king+neckbeard · · Score: 2

    I seriously hope that robot sex is more sophisticated than just a bucket of fish, ethical or not.

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  32. Has already been discussed in literature by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

    c.f. Isaac Asimov and his laws of robotics, for example "I, Robot" (not the unrelated movie of the same title) Whatever I read so far by Asimov (not THAT much I admit) centered around such robo-ethical questions and how to circumvent them

    So, according to the robot laws:

    No, it SHOULD not as it would endanger a human.
    Thinking this through to the end would mean that a robot should never serve any drug (down to coffee) to a human.
    But yes, it would serve alcohol to an alcoholic as he would be kept from checking the contents of the brown bad it serves to the human and that has been packed by ANOTHER robot. Neither wrapping a beer bottle in a brown bag, nor fetching a brown paper bag is dangerous.

    The realistic solution would be (as circumvention is that easy) to serve that drink but log it.

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    1. Re:Has already been discussed in literature by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Take 5min to read this short essay by Asimov, you won't be dissapointed. Asimov was more than just the guy who wrote about fictional robot laws, for example, he was also well known skeptic. Not the modern anti-science kind, a real skeptic, spelt the old fashioned way!

      None of it is about robot ethics, it's a metaphor about the folly of thinking that a list of rules, such as the ten commandments, could ever encapsulate all the vagaries of human morality.

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    2. Re:Has already been discussed in literature by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      Take 5min to read this short essay by Asimov, you won't be dissapointed. Asimov was more than just the guy who wrote about fictional robot laws, for example, he was also well known skeptic. Not the modern anti-science kind, a real skeptic, spelt the old fashioned way!

      None of it is about robot ethics, it's a metaphor about the folly of thinking that a list of rules, such as the ten commandments, could ever encapsulate all the vagaries of human morality.

      Well, Kant with his categoric imperative managed that with even a single rule. (But kind of cheated as it was kind of recursive)

      Besides, thanks for the hint. I know I should have read more Asimov (as I always liked what I read) but somehoe never could quite adjust to the style somehow.

      Naturally, the theories we now have might be considered wrong in the simplistic sense of my English Lit correspondent, but in a much truer and subtler sense, they need only be considered incomplete.

      But the importantthing is to keep the basic humility and remember that no matter if your current knowledge is incomplete or plain wrong, one day it will be amended or rectified. And by his own logic, the diffrence between remembering that and assuming your current theory is "right" in the simplistic way, is much much larger than between "wrong" or "incomplete"

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  33. personal responsibility? =/ by rogoshen1 · · Score: 1

    What if we extend this line of thinking to driver-less cars? If certain behavioral patterns are detected (such as driving to the liquor store 3x) should the car have a moral imperative to NOT take the person to buy booze?

    (On aside, I'd feel better with the robot fetching a drink for an alcoholic -- than the alcohol driving themselves (this is before driverless cars mind you) to the store to buy more.)

  34. silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    who comes up with these stupid topics

  35. Re:Should a Service Robot Bring an Alcoholic a Dri by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As long as you don't demand that one provide you with sex...

    But then, that's a whole other ethical bucket of fish.

    Nobody thinks there's an ethical problem with me "forcing" my lawnmower to spin its blade and murder the grass, or torturing my refrigerator by chaining it to a wall and making it go "brrrr" all day.

    Machines do what their owners want, end of story - there are no ethical issues unless they affect other people.

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  36. Re:Should a Service Robot Bring an Alcoholic a Dri by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  37. Re:Should a Service Robot Bring an Alcoholic a Dri by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

    "Make me a sandwich" is/was a common meme that guys would tell women on the internet. Often requests and/or demands for sexual acts were also made.

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  38. This isn't ethics by Malc · · Score: 1

    This is neurotic navel gazing. Take responsibility for your own actions, which includes getting drunk in the first place because you know before the first drink that this will lead to suspension of judgement. If you choose to use a tool like a robot to get you a drink, that's your decision, even if it kills you. What next - a controlling nanny state that raises the drinking age to 21 or it makes it illegal to jaywalk?

    1. Re:This isn't ethics by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Agree, what good is a robot maid that won't fetch a beer? - However if we follow your logic to the extreme, you see a drunk fall overboard on a party cruise and you do nothing because it's his own damned fault?

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  39. We have already answered the question. by cheetah_spottycat · · Score: 2

    Apparently it's perfectly fine to send killer robots to murder random unwanted people around the globe at the command of a single person with no parliamental control, no charges, no sentence, no judges, no jury, no defense and against all governing international laws. But serving alcohol to its owner is a problem because, oh my god, it might not be healthy? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

    1. Re:We have already answered the question. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Feel free to submit your own article about that.

  40. Re:Should a Service Robot Bring an Alcoholic a Dri by gstoddart · · Score: 1

    So, tell me ... what are the ethical issues on, say, a dildo?

    Do you need consent from the dildo? Does the dildo need to be of the age of consent?

    If you wanted to hump your pillow, are there ethical issues?

    Seriously, we're talking about machines. They're tools, they don't have legal rights.

    Until such point we're talking about things which meet some (as yet undefined) level of sentience ... I think the issue of discussing the 'ethics' of how you use an inanimate object is complete and utter crap.

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  41. What about fast food? by jaredthegeek · · Score: 0

    So should it refuse a hamburger to a fat person? Should a self driving car weigh you and decide you can't go to In N Out?

  42. Re:Should a Service Robot Bring an Alcoholic a Dri by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As long as you don't demand that one provide you with sex...

    But then, that's a whole other ethical bucket of fish.

    Is the ethics different to that of using a vibrator, and if so, why?

  43. Re:Should a Service Robot Bring an Alcoholic a Dri by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's add a reference to The Measure of a Man one of the Star Trek Next Generation episodes.

  44. Should a Service Robot Bring an Alcoholic a Drink? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you kidding me?
    I told the damn thing to bring me 7 drinks, so that is what it better bring me.

  45. Licensed not Owned by DrunkenTerror · · Score: 1

    It won't matter what we want. The robots will be owned by the manufacturers and licensed to us. They will do whatever the OWNER wants them to do, which presumably will be to appear to obey the licensees' commands, as long as they do not violate copyright, cause liability to the owner, or promote any political idea that the owner corporation objects to.

  46. Build a breathalyzer into it by jmcwork · · Score: 1

    Just have a tube on the front of the robot that you....what? I AM serious. Stop laughing! Oh, never mind.

    1. Re:Build a breathalyzer into it by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      strange, I was thinking about locating the prehensile booze dispensing hose with bulbous end at a convenient level for the bedridden....

  47. Robots are not yet able to determine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Liability would suggest no until robots are able to make judgement calls

    Http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Laws_of_Robotics

  48. Re:Should a Service Robot Bring an Alcoholic a Dri by TWX · · Score: 1

    Good, you listened that it's always, "a dildo," and never, "your dildo."

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  49. Re:Should a Service Robot Bring an Alcoholic a Dri by TWX · · Score: 1

    That's a matter of a being having the capability of standing up and asserting that it truly is a being and has the ability to determine its own future for itself and to make that future for itself.

    We are definitely not there yet.

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  50. Re: Should a Service Robot Bring an Alcoholic a Dr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Amazing abilities your dog has...

  51. yes of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those robots should always be the obdient slaves!

  52. One obvious problem here by khallow · · Score: 1

    I don't see a new issue here. Caretaker robots have more potential for risk and harm than a ladder does, but that's it. It's a matter of making sure liability law is up to snuff.

    For me the real problem is the liability generated by acting unsolicited on a patient's behalf. If a robot starts discerning what is good for a patient and acting on that basis, then the provider, the manufacturer, and perhaps the robot itself will become liable for the choices of the robot that turned out to be bad. If the liability already exists by law, then that's fine. If it doesn't, then you've just created a large cost that wasn't there before. So it is better for these affected parties in the latter case to just not make that decision even if it happens to cause harm for the patient. If you don't like that outcome, then figure out how to tool liability law to give the results you desire.

  53. Re:Should a Service Robot Bring an Alcoholic a Dri by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DON'T. DATE. ROBOTS.

  54. Re: Should a Service Robot Bring an Alcoholic a Dr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I regularly fuck my Furby. Sometimes it seems to like it. Sometimes it doesn't.

  55. Sure, as long as Naltrexone is within the solution by emil · · Score: 1

    It is not difficult to extinguish your alcoholism if and when you choose.

  56. Re:Should a Service Robot Bring an Alcoholic a Dri by AutisticSimpleton · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I would gladly receive the sammich, thank my robot, then get my own drink.

  57. If it is programmed to refuse, it is broken. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just give me my money back, and pay for the damages and lost profits.

  58. Sounds like the setup of an Asimov story by P1h3r1e3d13 · · Score: 1
    A perfect fit for the I, Robot universe: a conflict between the first and second laws, plus a question about the depth of the robot's understanding of its actions.

    1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
    2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
    3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

  59. What's the Diff? by mckellar75238 · · Score: 1

    I don't understand the issue. If I ask a robot to get me a drink, how is that any different from me going and getting it for myself? Either way, it's my decision (bad as it might be), and I need to take responsibility for it. How does being disabled -- to whatever degree -- change that? If this were a mental or emotional issue, that might be different. But it isn't. Physical impairment doesn't change one's responsibility for one's own decisions.

  60. Most important limits by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    Keep the Jehovahs and Mormons from getting in the house. Bonus if it can hold off people pushing meritless products. But I repeat myself.

    As for serving drinks or drugs, the damn things should do what they're told. I don't need robots to take agency from me. Lard knows the frigging government is spending more than enough effort on that already. For me personally, all I have to say is "I already have (had) a mother, and her last bit of authority over me expired in 1977."

    First time a (non-conscious) robot refused to do what I told it to, presuming only it was within its comprehension and skill set, I think I'd take a hammer to it.

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  61. Alcohol withdrawal can be fatal. by Trongy · · Score: 1

    Alcohol withdrawal can be fatal for alcoholics.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A...

    If you can make a robot able to understand the moral implications of it's actions then you won't need to program it with rules like this. If you can't then regard the robot as a tool and regulate its use appropriately. Children are not allowed drivers licenses. Why would a responsible person allow a child to use a robot that could be fatal to the child?

  62. Re:Should a Service Robot Bring an Alcoholic a Dri by Smauler · · Score: 1

    It's very very easy to build a robot that can do this, you just tape a dictaphone on a roomba saying all these things. However, you'd be pretty stupid to believe the robot.

    This is kind of the point of the Turing test. I believe, however, that AIs will achieve perfect mimicry of consciousness before they achieve actual consciousness. At that point, you're pretty much stuffed, because there's no way of differentiating the two.

  63. Re:Should a Service Robot Bring an Alcoholic a Dri by antdude · · Score: 1

    You forgot to use sudo command!

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  64. Re:Should a Service Robot Bring an Alcoholic a Dri by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And pay for it!

  65. Re:Should a Service Robot Bring an Alcoholic a Dri by davester666 · · Score: 1

    I can see it now. A big warehouse, with rows and rows of dildo's, all with a DOB on a little tag inserted in the front of the shelf they are on. And there are factory tours going around, with the presenter saying "And these were just born today. Touch them, they're still warm. It's ok, you just can't fondle them. And these ones over here are just reaching the age of consent for adults in New Jersey, so they are getting shipped there, and these ones over here are the age of consent in New York, and are getting shipped there. And what state are you from? ok, the age of consent there is 18, so some of the dildo's from this group of shelves will be going there for you to buy."

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  66. Should a waiter do it? by YoungManKlaus · · Score: 1

    No. Does he do it? Yes. So in practice, where's your problem?

  67. As long as the robot is over 21 years old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have to follow local, state, and national laws. Allowing a robot under 21 to serve drinks would be irresponsible.

  68. Re:Should a Service Robot Bring an Alcoholic a Dri by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    depends on whether or not the fish are alive... 8O

  69. Should a car allow a bad driver drive it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Should a car allow a bad driver drive it?

    Should a stove allow a bad cook boil an egg?

    Should a knife prevent a criminal from wielding it to cut a sandwich?

    What a stupid question!!

  70. First law of Robotics by SYSS+Mouse · · Score: 1

    "A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."

    So no.

    1. Re:First law of Robotics by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      "A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."

      So no.

      Same as a Jewish mother.

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  71. College: soda and beer in a vending machine by eric_harris_76 · · Score: 1

    Once upon a time, a soda machine in a fraternity house which shall remain nameless had some of the slots filled with alternating beer bottles and empty bottles.

    Pay for a soda, get a soda, if that's what you wanted. Pay for a soda, get an empty bottle, pay for a soda, get a beer bottle, if that's what you wanted. So a beer was twice the price of a soda, without modifying the (ancient) vending machine.

    As I recall, the officer in charge of the vending machine was a mechanical engineer. But if so, he was an efficient one. He devised this solution instead of designing a change, modifying the machine, making sure it worked (and kept working), and all that.

    Doing all that would have cut into his drinking time.

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  72. Vending machines that dispense living things by eric_harris_76 · · Score: 1

    I've seen (or heard tell of, it's been a while) vending machines that dispense live bait. Earthworms, as I recall.

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  73. Re:Should a Service Robot Bring an Alcoholic a Dri by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As long as you don't demand that one provide you with sex...

    But then, that's a whole other ethical bucket of fish.

    That's a whole other flashlight full of flesh.

  74. But what if by gzuckier · · Score: 1

    The robot knows that the alcoholic in question is Hitler? I call Godwin!

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