User: Sam36

Atoms are fake

On: Most Detailed Photos of an Atom Yet

I still think atoms are fake. Heck that one pic looks like testicles

Apple sucks you idiots!

On: New iPod Touch Has an 802.11n Chip

I can't believe you drool over this over priced piece of communism. Don't you love if when people write open sourced software that relies on some garbage closed source api that is only on macs?

Sabotage

On: First Algae Car Attempts To Cross the US On 25 Gallons of Fuel

I am going to put sugar in your gas tank

New toys

On: Can the Ares Program Be Salvaged?

Obama probably needs new 22" rims for his boat trailer.

Re:Good luck

On: Running Old Desktops Headless?

Typically there is a small speaker on the bottom of the computer case just below the hard drive bay. Use the magnet in that.

KDE4

On: A Different Perspective On Snow Leopard's Exchange Support

kde4 works fine for me.

Re:Cool

On: WPA Encryption Cracked In 60 Seconds

I lol'd

stupid

On: N00b Boyfriend

further proof of the demoralization of america. To hell in a hand basket

Microsoft lol

On: Xbox 360 Failure Rate Is 54.2%

microsoft fails over half the time

I don't have a cell phone

On: US Cell Phone Plans Among World's Most Expensive

This is why I don't have a cell phone. They are a rip off. At home I have an asterisk pbx system set up with voip. Maybe obama will help the poor americans and offer government aid to pay 75% of all cell phone bills too.

Re:Well the only fool proof way...

On: How Can I Tell If My Computer Is Part of a Botnet?

Using a hub? UGH. Just use ettercap. I use it all the time on public wifi's

Stupid

On: Games Fail To Portray Gender and Ethnic Diversity

So it really matters when you are not surrounded by people that look and act just like you?

Re:Anonymous Coward

On: EMI Only Selling CDs To Mega-Chains From Now On

I think about this in other sectors too. Lets give it another 20 years and see.

No thanks

On: EMI Only Selling CDs To Mega-Chains From Now On

Mega chains, mega money, mega crappy music

Too soon

On: Debian Decides To Adopt Time-Based Release Freezes

2 years just seems too soon for me. I would rather go for 3 year release cycle.

Monkeys?

On: The Rise of the Digital Nomad

Ever since Dell started using the term "Digital Nomads" I always get this image in my head of a hair ape like person walking around and dragging their knuckles. Digital Nomad... not something that sounds pleasant...

Rat Meat

On: Dye Used In Blue M&Ms Can Lessen Spinal Injury

Rat meat if very good and tasty for you: http://www.snopes.com/photos/food/rats.asp Just think of how blue meat would sell!

Confused

On: 26 Years Old and Can't Write In Cursive

I don't get it. Why would someone not write in cursive?

Microsoft users

On: Bing Users' Click-Through Rate 55% Higher Than Google Users'

only microsoft users are dumb enough to click on ads.

Re:This is a common stack in wifi APs

On: Critical Flaw Discovered In DD-WRT

Oh please "Windows is a monopoly" now there are too many linux routers out there for your liking...

Burn in hell satan

Re:How about a REAL C++ feature....

On: Stroustrup Says New C++ Standard Delayed Until 2010 Or Later

typesafe and memory safe languages are written in c++ you insensitive cod!

Debian Unstable

On: Keeping Up With DoD Security Requirements In Linux?

Use debian unstable

Jesus Rules

On: Ubuntu Christian Edition 5.0 Beta

I don't use Uce since I build my own debian distro but I like the idea. I would recommend everyone seeking after Jesus. You won't regret it.

Re:OLPC = One License Per Child

On: Negroponte Sees Sugar As OLPC's Biggest Mistake

I am Nigger and African American you insensitive cod!

lame

On: DNA Differences Observed Between Blood and Organs

dna is stupid