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  1. Re:Environmental impact? on Plasma Plants Vaporize Trash While Creating Energy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think you're having me on because it sounds like a sham and I'm not buying your lies.

  2. Re:Environmental impact? on Plasma Plants Vaporize Trash While Creating Energy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey, as long as it's not Carbon. Because we all know that Carbon is bad. Oxygen is good. Hydrogen, however explosive it might be, is still good because we can mix Oxygen and Hydrogen to make water, which we need. So as long as we don't have Carbon... because Carbon is damn evil. Die Carbon you element of satan! (I think I overshot my moderation target)

  3. Re:So they sniff out tobacco... on Dogs To Sniff Out Smokers · · Score: 1

    As long as you don't vaporize your boss.

  4. Re:I think it comes down to... on Raising Doubts About Australia's Broadband Upgrade Plan · · Score: 1

    The point that they're playing on the fact that the majority of Australians have no idea how technology works

    Replace Australians with people and you get a more global sense. Probably close to 30% of all computer users understand the difference between kB/s and kbps.

  5. Re:Adult Games on How Do Games Grow Up? · · Score: 1

    I've been drawn so much into this game mode that I think my boss is actually Master Hand.

  6. Re:Adult Games on How Do Games Grow Up? · · Score: 1

    My boss told me to treat work like a game, try to have fun moving the spreadsheets around to make things work. I began to sink into a mode where what ever I do at work, I just think I'm playing something like Chip's Challenge or something.

  7. Re:Jews did 9/11. on New "MP3 100% Compatible" Logo For DRM-Free Music · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Catholicism is a derivative of the Christian faiths, which is a derivative of Judaism. So in a diluted method, the Jews do run the Catholics.

    In other news, why isn't jews picked up in the right-click list of options as a spelling correction in my UK-dictionary in Firefox. Yeah, so jews corrects to Jews, but why is the correction not on the list (sews news dews mews pews ...)

  8. Re:Linux: 4096 on Windows 7 To Be 256-Core Aware · · Score: 1, Funny

    It must be really hard for Microsoft to compete in the HPC space. I almost feel bad for them. Almost.

    I don't believe you on this. I think you're just saying that to not be modded done on too much bias. But then again, this is slashdot, anything anti-microsoft should get you modded up.

  9. first? on Are MMOs Time-Release Vaporware? · · Score: -1, Troll

    i suppose i am the first ;)

    mmos are pointless imso (s=superior). but i dont really like pc games anways.

  10. Re:I'll elaborate for you on Magnetic Portals Connect Sun and Earth · · Score: 1

    Great! We've just figured out the cause of obesity! It's not MacDonalds / fast food / crap food / food.. It's rounding errors with sun-earth-human size ratio models expressed in ASCII art form. Thanks for clearing that up!

  11. Re:Yes, but... on HP Opens Up TouchSmart To Third-Party Developers · · Score: 1

    No, there will be useful applications (relatively), but they will need to be rewritten for Windows 7.

  12. Re:Well, maybe we know... on Australia's ISPs Speak Out Against Filtering · · Score: 2, Funny

    So posting from Australia is like saying candlejack. You either die or don't comple

  13. Re:I'll elaborate for you on Magnetic Portals Connect Sun and Earth · · Score: 2, Funny

    If I'm the dot, and the sun is the upper-case O, then you must be calling me fat you insensitive clod.

  14. Re:Forgive me on Fraud Threat Halts Knuth's Hexadecimal-Dollar Checks · · Score: 1

    oh crap i should have checked my calculator XD

  15. Re:Forgive me on Fraud Threat Halts Knuth's Hexadecimal-Dollar Checks · · Score: 1

    100 cents to a dollar. 0x100 = 256 [cents] = $2.56.

  16. Re:Un peu de poids. on Miyamoto Scrutinizes Mario, Zelda, Hails Portal · · Score: 1

    I thought Zelda & Mario were one-man teams of Miyamoto.

  17. Re:F1RST P0ST on Student Charged With Three Felonies For Finding Security Flaw — and Report · · Score: 1

    damn... refresh-to-post time / etc was far too late... damn New Zealand / US internet relations :(

  18. F1RST P0ST on Student Charged With Three Felonies For Finding Security Flaw — and Report · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Oh yeah I've been waiting to do this for ages... hope it lasts. Anyway... This is ridiculous. He should be awarded for not using them numbers for selfish personal gain rather than this.

  19. Re:Cars! on Is Ubuntu Getting Slower? · · Score: 1

    The outcome you don't want. Aim for failure, you can always be surprised when you win.

  20. Re:How can it be both effective and invisible? on Open-Source DRM Ready To Take On Big Guns · · Score: 1

    Not if you have your Easy...whateveritscalled... stuck in some weird fluid that reduces the affect of acceleration on the `thing`.

  21. Re:Cool on Microsoft to Issue Emergency Patch For File-Sharing Hole · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Of course, Microsoft allowed the NSA to enter Windows. The RBN had to find their own way through the mess of insecurity to find a nice looking aluminium door.

  22. Re:Think of the traffic on The Walking House · · Score: 1

    Wait! 125k of these things all walking in the same direction? That's got to be the best army ever!

  23. Re:Bill Gates on Microsoft Working For Samba Interoperability · · Score: 1

    Doesn't Windows AD server just sound like a really bad spam-infected Windows server to you? I mean, what company names their server with 'ad' in it. Windows AD[vertisement] server, now I know where the spam comes from.

  24. Re:How can it be both effective and invisible? on Open-Source DRM Ready To Take On Big Guns · · Score: 1

    Of course, that's average speed. One could speed for a few moments, then go slow for a while. Yes, it's pointless, but it would probably work.

  25. Re:Rollerblades + zero friction.... right! on Magnetic Levitating Trains Get Go-Ahead In Japan · · Score: 1

    Obviously not to one's door, but parallel to main roads could do.