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  1. What size? on CUPS Purchased By Apple Inc. · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    What, like a 'c' cup?

    Or bigger?

    Is this like those biker babes who air brush their jubblies and walk round topless at burningman? Some sort of automated cup printer. Have they gone hi-tech?

    Confused.

    monk.e.boy

  2. Re:The Begging of The End. on Belgian ISP Forced To Block P2P Traffic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The internet will route around this breakage.

    Just give it time to adapt.

    monk.e.boy

  3. Re:I guess that creates an opportunity on Belgian ISP Forced To Block P2P Traffic · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey, lets all burn 3 CDs of mp3s each, and post it to random Belgans.

    FILTER THAT, FUCK-WITS

    :-P

    monk.e.boy

  4. Re:Would never work on A Simple Plan To Defeat Dumb Patents · · Score: 2, Funny

    So when we're all force to bend over and take it from Big Corp. Inc. at least we have an RSS feed to make us feel better?

    :-P

    monk.e.boy

  5. Whats wrong with... on LinRails — Ruby On Rails For Linux · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...up2date?

    :-P

    monk.e.boy

  6. Re:EU regulators out of control on Blu-ray, HD DVD Target of EU Antitrust Probe · · Score: 1

    OK, maybe I should have said 'downloads' not always illegal and not always crap quality.

    There's always some 'clever' person who say ooooh subtitles, extras, blah, waffle -> you never thought of that! So? I don't need them. Therefore poor quality BT is ok. Hell, YouTube is OK too.

    Mind you I live in the UK, so most films take 6 months to come out over here. 6 months is a long time to wait, especially when you could BT them in a few hours.

    monk.e.boy

  7. Re:EU regulators out of control on Blu-ray, HD DVD Target of EU Antitrust Probe · · Score: 1

    Choose my own format, like BitTorrent?

    ... sorry I keep dragging that joke up, but why should I buy a new player when my PC works fine?

    monk.e.boy

  8. Re:Great, you know what that means on Microsoft Doesn't Care About Destroying Linux · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Microsoft need to make money. Not kill Linux.

    If they could see a way to make more money by working with Linux, they'd do that. Hell, they're not that stupid ;-)

    Just stating the obvious.

    monk.e.boy

  9. Re:1. Train ticket to West Country 2.Profit!! on Thousands of Rubber Ducks to Finally End Journey · · Score: 1

    You think that us Cornish are going to let you emmits get in on our wrecking heritage? I don't think so.

    At fifty bone a duck, that's going to work out better than fishing. Or working in some campsite.

    monk.e.boy

  10. Re:I'm Fruey, 563914 on The Internet Of Things · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I'm bored of numbers.

    Take phone numbers - who the hell memorizes them any more. Give me URLs or email addresses, at least they are alpha numeric.

    I think the story is mostly BS, just yahoo link baiting. I mean, how the hell would it actually work - and why would you want a web server in a chair?

    Maybe niche market for factories, hospitals and places like that...

    monk.e.boy

  11. Re:Nothing wrong with writing advertisement on Microsoft Pays Bloggers to Tout MS Slogan · · Score: 1

    There's a whole profession of people writing text for advertisement. What IS moraly wrong is presenting it as a personal opinion;

    Everyone has their price. Say I asked you to put a link on your blog to my site and offered you $1,000,000. You'd do it. Then we start haggling.

    Most companies have a price they will pay for good links to their site (non reciprocal and none of that rel="nofollow" shit) a lot of them say $100-$150 for a link.... how much do you think Microsoft is willing to pay for an entire article?

    They are the richest company in the world.

    I'd sell them my blog and let them carry on using my name. Then I'd retire to Hawaii and go surfing :)

    monk.e.boy

  12. I know we slag them off... on More Than Half of Known Vista Bugs are Unpatched · · Score: 5, Funny

    I know our hobby is slagging of microsoft, but hey, copying Linux seems to be working out for them.

    Oh, damn. My carefully crafted, pro microsoft reply, slipped into the usual M$ bashing. They are such an easy target. I can't help my self. Just like women drivers. I don't mean to joke at their expense, but sometimes the jokes, they slip out. I mean, I asked my girlfriend if my indicators were working and she said 'Yes. No. Yes. No.'

    An oldie but a goldie. Feel free to use that one.

    monk.e.boy

  13. Re:Considering how expensive ink is on InkJet Printers Lying, Or Just Wrong? · · Score: 0, Troll

    Oh My Fucking God. What a fucking surprise that is ripping us off.

    Couldn't /. just have a big list of companies, the products they sell and then have a cron job that spews out posts about how company X rips off users with product Y?

    Is this even news any more?

    monk.e.boy

  14. Re:Strong recommendation on Volunteer to Simulate a Mars Mission for the ESA · · Score: 1

    Dress them as spacemen and tell them its an extensive LARP

    :-P

    monk.e.boy

  15. Re:Am I the only one that thought of this Plan 9? on Plan 9 Running on Blue Gene · · Score: 1

    What the hell are you talking about?!

    We'll all be able to resurrect those old Blue Genes we have cluttering up the basement, hell, I've only got two, but now I can use them as a network file store, or run some simple C# or something.

    :-P

    monk.e.boy

  16. Re:Freedom to choose on Blockbuster Chooses Blu-ray · · Score: 1

    Moderation: 50% Funny, 50% Insightful.

    Er, where the hell is "100% Illegal" or "100% Naughty"? ;-)

    heh! like it.

    monk.e.boy

  17. Re:Freedom to choose on Blockbuster Chooses Blu-ray · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yet another win for BitTorrent, which allows you to pick your favorite HD format!

    :-P

    monk.e.boy

  18. Dudes! on The Psychology of Fanboys · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Dudes!

    CoolTechZone.com is the absolute bizz. You should stop reading all other 'tech news sites'.

    Honestly, it is way better, totally the underdog. How can you believe anything these big corporate sites feed you?

    shills, blatant adverts, misinformation?

    </fanboi>

    monk.e.boy

  19. Re:That makes sense. on Bones Could Become Conduits For Data Swaps · · Score: 4, Funny

    My bone already has the ability to pass enough data to make a baby.

    But not through a hand shake.

    Insert joke about hand shandy.

    :-P

    monk.e.boy

  20. Re:Firefox? Safari? IE? on Safari 3 vs. Firefox 2 and IE7 · · Score: 1

    Good luck on YouTube.com ;-P

    monk.e.boy

  21. Re:I just hope.... on Historic Shuttle Spacesuits to Meet Fiery End · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...allowed to disintegrate as they reenter the Earth's atmosphere inside spent cargo ships.

    Finally NASA come up with a solution for my dirty underpants problem.

    (insert joke about skid marks)

    monk.e.boy

  22. Re:As I'm sure all Slashdot readers will recall on Jeremy Allison On Why DRM Will Never Work · · Score: 5, Funny

    Kirk has your back and he's got fucking proton torpedo's and an itchy trigger finger. Actually, Luke Skywalker had the proton torpedos. Kirk had photon torpedos.

    Shit. I've been found out.

    Here, take my fake geek card and my thick glasses. I'll see myself out.

    monk.e.boy

  23. Re:As I'm sure all Slashdot readers will recall on Jeremy Allison On Why DRM Will Never Work · · Score: 5, Funny

    When Scotty did go down to the planet in Wolf in the Fold (for strippers, as a good engineer should), he was accused of murder. Lesson learned!

    Yeah, it always seemed so unfair that he only got to enjoy some nekid flesh, when he could have gone on a wild prostitute sex and killing spree and be treated exactly the same.

    I think we all agree, on shore leave from Enterprise - just go for it!

    Cos, hey. Kirk has your back and he's got fucking proton torpedo's and an itchy trigger finger.

    monk.e.boy

  24. Re:DUPE on Microsoft Slaps Its Most Valuable Professional · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Yeah, often under the story the tag would be 'wrong' which used to crack me right up.

    I love slashdot group think sometimes. The total/agregate hive mind is way smart.

    monk.e.boy

  25. Re:If you were a totalitatian regime on Concerns Over Microsoft's Internet User Profiling · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey! I live in the UK, where they can just look through my window with one of the ubiquitous CCTV cameras and just watch me browse the net...

    ...monitor my books, my mail...

    ...the rate at which I scratch my arse (there are by-laws that I won't go into, but let's just say if I do it more than 5 times in an hour and don't immediately go see the doctor, the para's turn up)...

    Microsoft are waaay behind.

    monk.e.boy