Game trailers need not be made up of just snippets from the game itself. But look at those graphics! You can't tell the difference! POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE POSITION!
As the government is getting ready for the upcoming cyberwar, the following ad was noticed in a local newspaper:
We're looking for a young man named John Connor, to lead our efforts in the war against the machines. We offer $1000 to anyone who has any substancial information in discovering his location. If you can help, please dial 1-800-ILL-BE-BACK.
- The Government (it's not Terminator this time, I swear) ...You'll get paid after we return. Safety not guaranteed.
How, exactly, are "data" CD-Rs not a digital audio recording medium? Maybe tapes aren't either -- I sure have a lot of data on them, having owned a few early home computers.
Awesome news! Next up, Torvalds indicted on murder charges when a mailing list discussion gets so heated he sticks a pointer straight through a face?( int *i = 0xFACE;
Like all capitalist problems, this can be solved by DRM. You must authorize yourself as a singular and valid cyclist before attempting to disengage the kickstand, or the chain locks up and the spokes pull themselves out. Multiple people attempting to ride a bike simultaneously or in sequence will be given generous electric shocks from a car battery duct-taped under the seat, which phones home and gets you arrested if removed.
The real car of the future may in fact be no car at all. Might it be possible that there are methods of living that do not require us to live distantly from useful and necessary services? Looks like we can get services to our computer fairly well, right? Okay, let's trade: my car, for your copy of Duke Nukem Forever.
One of the problems with GNU/Linux distributions is that they are NOT different versions of the same OS, and should, as such, be referred to as completely different operating systems. They're organized differently, they're configured differently, and you manage applications differently. It doesn't matter if the code is the same; from a user's standpoint, Ubuntu is a completely different system than Mandriva.
All this shit *should* be meaningless anyway. Patenting a rumble function? Brilliant! While we're at it, let's also grab disc-based game streaming technology, replacable human interface mechanisms, and multiple-resolution selectable display output.
The solution here is simple - don't pay for "hd" packages. Grab it off the air! I'd have to pay some monstrously high fee to get digital cable and HD service just to get the local channels, when lo and behold... they're flying over my roof as we speak. In glorious 1080i, for the price of a cheapo roof antenna from Radio Shack.
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Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran!
We're looking for a young man named John Connor, to lead our efforts in the war against the machines. We offer $1000 to anyone who has any substancial information in discovering his location. If you can help, please dial 1-800-ILL-BE-BACK.
- The Government (it's not Terminator this time, I swear) ...You'll get paid after we return.
Safety not guaranteed.
Easy suicide!
380 Games! Wow! Microsoft's only got 360 games! Sony's really pulling ahead...
No, no, no. You impeach Bush first, then wait for Cheney to shoot everyone else.
How, exactly, are "data" CD-Rs not a digital audio recording medium? Maybe tapes aren't either -- I sure have a lot of data on them, having owned a few early home computers.
Now, instead of simply copying your rear over and over, now you've got somewhere to fax it!
I don't see what the point of a bilingual DMCA would be. It's completely nonsensical, even if you DO know English.
Even if you pay $5 a song, that's still a good deal considering that $12 CDs contain (usually) only 1 or 2 good songs.
Bah, I remember when $100 wouldn't even get you a line printer. Get off my lawn!
didn't see that one coming.
Simple solution: use tunneling. Or just click the little "protocol encryption" box in uTorrent.
Your, You're.
They're, their, there.
Learn, my boy.
Like all capitalist problems, this can be solved by DRM. You must authorize yourself as a singular and valid cyclist before attempting to disengage the kickstand, or the chain locks up and the spokes pull themselves out. Multiple people attempting to ride a bike simultaneously or in sequence will be given generous electric shocks from a car battery duct-taped under the seat, which phones home and gets you arrested if removed.
So if someone collides with you, it's easier for your car to be pushed away, and it takes less damage?
One of the problems with GNU/Linux distributions is that they are NOT different versions of the same OS, and should, as such, be referred to as completely different operating systems. They're organized differently, they're configured differently, and you manage applications differently. It doesn't matter if the code is the same; from a user's standpoint, Ubuntu is a completely different system than Mandriva.
"Luke... I patented your ideas!"
"NO! That's not true! That's impossible!"
All this shit *should* be meaningless anyway. Patenting a rumble function? Brilliant! While we're at it, let's also grab disc-based game streaming technology, replacable human interface mechanisms, and multiple-resolution selectable display output.
The solution here is simple - don't pay for "hd" packages. Grab it off the air! I'd have to pay some monstrously high fee to get digital cable and HD service just to get the local channels, when lo and behold... they're flying over my roof as we speak. In glorious 1080i, for the price of a cheapo roof antenna from Radio Shack.