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  1. Re:How shall we count them? on Attempts to Count Linux Users Remain Pointless · · Score: 1

    More importantly, if I have a double-size toaster running Linux, does it count the same as two single-size toasters running Linux? I've got twice the bagelflops...

  2. Re:Sony wouldn't lie... on Sony Says UMD Is Here To Stay · · Score: 1

    • "UMD denied by Sony CEO"
    • "Sony rejects UMD"
    • "Sony Spokesman says UMD a hoax"
    $499 UMDs: confirmed!
  3. Re:Next steps on Microholography Could Lead to 500 GB Discs · · Score: 1

    Surely no one will be able to find the key to a hologram! It'd be like finding a hyperneedle in a 4D haystack!
  4. Re:No it won't on Microholography Could Lead to 500 GB Discs · · Score: 1

    Oh god... here comes the joke... I can feel it...



    Duke Nukem Forever will ship on a holographic disk.

  5. Re:Misquoted?? on Politically Incorrect Observations About Human Nature · · Score: 1

    WHAT?

  6. Re:Share your new iTunes DRM free folder? on Consumerist Catches Geek Squad Stealing Porn · · Score: 1

    There IS NO DIGITAL SIGNATURE ON ITUNES FILES. For fucks sake, it's a couple bytes of plaintext! Chop it out! Fake it! But STOP COMPLAINING.

  7. Re:FUCK! on Court Orders Dismissal of US Wiretapping Lawsuit · · Score: 1

    What insight!

  8. Re:based on the cost... on iPhone Battery Replacement An Unwelcome Surprise · · Score: 1

    Just make sure that you release the source to all changes you make to his bank account.

  9. Re:We still hate him on Bill Gates Drops To Number 2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wait til we rely on biotech to live past 150 years and we're colonizing space. There Gates will be, deciding who lives and who dies and charging everybody 50 cents to breathe. Think the people will wake up then? If so, do we want to wait until it's that bad before we start to resist? But do you want Air Ultimate or Air Premium?
  10. Re:The trouble with ultracapacitors on Improved High-Performance Energy Storage · · Score: 1

    You don't really want to have a fuel tank's worth of energy stored in a capacitor. You also don't really want it in 20 gallons of gas, either. Whether it's an idiot with a paper clip, or an idiot with a match, bad things can always happen.
  11. Re:3d modeling. on Tangible Display Makes 3D Touchable · · Score: 1

    REAL men will still use a pencil, a paper, and a hex keypad.

  12. Re:Yes, but... on Military Running a Parallel Earth Simulator · · Score: 1

    More importantly, can it run Vist


    [this joke has been confiscated for overuse and general ignorance. plase move along.]

  13. Re:The political options on Military Running a Parallel Earth Simulator · · Score: 1

    He didn't pay any attention to millions of people. Why the fuck would he care what one computer predicts? Because people can TRUST computers with things like improving a country's military position. Haven't you seen Dr. Stra... erm, wait, never mind.
  14. Re:Ah, Raph Koster on Serious Games - World of Borecraft? · · Score: 1

    (Go ahead, try to play tetris for a few hours, and then sit and think what permanent lessons you've learned today.) Well... for one, don't play tetris for that long. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go get some tendons reattached.
  15. Re:How timely I'm waiting for my returned unit on The Man Who Went Through 11 Xbox 360s · · Score: 1

    So Fuck Xbox, Fuck Microsoft, Fuck Indian Call centers, Fuck Gilbert and Max and Eric and Carl, Fuck their supervisors, Fuck Meena, Fuck the fucking sitar music they play as I'm on hold, Fuck their tracking numbers, Fuck their engineers, Fuck their repair depot, Fuck Steve Ballmer Fuck all those motherfuckers to boiling fucking plutonium hell on earth may they all fucking drown in the blood of their own children. I think you just, erm... won. Wait for the credits to roll.
  16. Re:Waste of Time on Microsoft to Sell PCs, Starting in India · · Score: 1

    Plus they can control the numbers (we sold 10k machines all with Vista). In a completely unrelated trend, we busted 10k more pirate XP installs with our Genuine Advantage program.
  17. Re:Growing? on Microsoft to Sell PCs, Starting in India · · Score: 1

    Like a whale on the beach. You mean, like a CAR on the... oh, never mind.
  18. Re:Code named Magnum? on Sun Super Computer May Hit 2 Petaflops · · Score: 1

    Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously high-performance? Of course there's more.

    -Bad car analogies
    -Outdated "profit!" jokes
    -Dupes

    etc.
  19. Re:"We"? Speak for yourself. on Microsoft to Offer Free Online Storage · · Score: 1

    I still hate Microsoft, and still love Google. You hear that Google? I love you, and this submitter doesn't. When you take over the world, you know who had your back. Anyonymous coward. Gotcha.
  20. Re:Odd... on Microsoft Security Makes "Worst Jobs" List · · Score: 5, Funny

    But the health plan is terrible. It doesn't even cover flying chairs.

  21. Re:Still missing the problem on NY Legislature Rejects "Microsoft Amendment" · · Score: 1

    It's just too easy for a very small number of people (or even just one) to tamper with these machines, and leave absolutely no meaningful trace. Build a one-time-programmable ROM into the CPU. Have people verify the source code as it's programmed in. Have the same people follow the CPU as it finds its way into a finished machine. Fill the whole thing in with epoxy when it's all assembled.
  22. Re:How complicated could it be? on NY Legislature Rejects "Microsoft Amendment" · · Score: 1

    And if e-voting companies switch to Linux of FreeBSD or Windows CE (or any OS with available source code) he'll then ask for the BIOS, and the CPU firmware, and so on, until they give up. Gee, what will we ever do? Possibly get an open CPU core? And make the damn thing simple enough that it doesn't need a huge BIOS outside of the voting software?

    They're overthinking this whole thing. Why the hell do you need Windows, or FreeBSD, or a GNU system, just for voting? It's an obscene waste of processing power.
  23. Re:Not too far removed on NY Legislature Rejects "Microsoft Amendment" · · Score: 1

    "New to the Xbox Live Marketplace, vote for your favorite U.S. Presidential Puppet in the new 'Red Vs. Blue' civic action feature."

    No doubt, someone would complain because it wasn't "Red Vs. Blue Vs. Nader".
  24. Re:So... on Intelligent Design Ruled "Not Science" · · Score: 1

    The proper scientific attitude is "I don't know, let's check this out for ourselves, what happens when we do this?" Oblig: http://xkcd.com/c242.html
  25. Re:Wiimorse? I don't think so. Wii wins hands down on Nintendo's Market Value Briefly Tops Sony's · · Score: 1

    Ahem.

    All the Linux you can handle, and even without the GPU it's more power than you'll ever need for a homebrew game. If you're a small developer, the Wii devkits are fairly cheap ($5000 or so, but I'm probably wrong here).