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Wreck of Australian Warship HMAS Sydney Found?

Mendy writes "Tim Ankers, a British archaeologist, claims to have found the wreck of the HMAS Sydney, lost with all hands in the Indian Ocean during World War II. He says that he's done this from the comfort of his home using software he wrote called Merlindown, which can analyze satellite photographs at different wavelengths to 'peer 75 meters into the earth and 16,000 meters beneath the seas.'"

193 comments

  1. Sweet! by pmdata · · Score: 5, Funny

    *Fires up Google Earth to search for treasure and naked women in the shower*

  2. Tim - need your services by whitehatlurker · · Score: 4, Funny

    Big deal - a ship is rather large. Can you find my keys?

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    1. Re:Tim - need your services by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can it see through my neighbors shirt?

  3. Too good to be true I think by LinuxInDallas · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'd be interested in knowing how his algorithm works. Finding sunken vessels 2 miles under water using existing satellite photos of the ocean(even if they are "optimum-quality") seems almost too good to be true. Not only that but to supposedly be able to make out gun turets of those ships? Seems like a bit of hocus pocus.

    Perhaps he is going public with this in hopes that someone will want to purchase the software for treasure hunting.

    1. Re:Too good to be true I think by cmeans · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, sounds more like hocus focus :)

    2. Re:Too good to be true I think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      You're not alone. Apparently this story came out last week and Akers' claims already rejected by those searching for the ship.

      http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/hmas-sydney-fi nd-nonsense/2007/06/03/1180809320635.html

      FTA -
      But Ted Graham, the chairman of the Perth-based volunteer company HMAS Sydney Search (HMA3S), says finding the shipwreck using the methods Mr Akers said he employed was impossible.

      "All the advice we're getting is saying Tim's claims are technically not possible," Mr Graham told AAP.

      "We've spoken to a whole lot of people and got advice from various people including technical people in government departments and they have all stated that what Tim's claiming is complete rubbish.

      "I think it's just complete nonsense."

    3. Re:Too good to be true I think by Sporkinum · · Score: 2, Funny

      hocus pocus by focus....

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    4. Re:Too good to be true I think by Doctor+High · · Score: 1

      Glad to hear that someone's already debunking this. Personally, I rather hope that the guy's claims are true because it would usher in a remarkable new era of archaeology, revealing vast amounts of information about the history of humans and animals and maybe evolution by allowing us to more easily find remains that might otherwise elude us for centuries.

      However, I too find the claims of the technology to be highly suspect. I might be that such revealing data might be gathered by military satellites, but if such information were available from civilian-use satellites, then I think we would have more about it before now. I just don't believe that governments would want civilians to have access to satellite data which would likely compromise submarine movements and other such secrets.

    5. Re:Too good to be true I think by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      I'd be interested in knowing how his algorithm works. Finding sunken vessels 2 miles under water using existing satellite photos of the ocean(even if they are "optimum-quality") seems almost too good to be true.
      It's really easy, you just need a pendulum, candles and a few crystals. Then during the full moon, you put your pendulum above your google earth display (some heavy lifting may be required if you use a CRT)...
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    6. Re:Too good to be true I think by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      hocus pocus by focus.... I remember my first reaction to this as a kid: "Since when did Popeye start making albums?"
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    7. Re:Too good to be true I think by Virgil+Tibbs · · Score: 1

      I suggest he make it free software...

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  4. I missed it in the article... by Sunburnt · · Score: 1

    When will this be available as a layer in Google Earth?

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  5. Diving trip anyone? by EaglemanBSA · · Score: 1

    OK, let's fire up a robot and check his work...

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  6. Ground based sonar by ushering05401 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My brother in law was an archeologist who utilized ground based sonar devices to look for Native American ruins. The resolution on the unit he was using was something like 10 meters below the ground, and required a very slow transit time and a good deal of energy.

    Yes, tech progresses, but 75 m from outer space using only UV, Xray, and Infra photography? I am very skeptical.

    On another note... if this new process is true then construction will have to pretty much halt in many areas of Southern California. There are stringent rules in place governing building on areas that contain either significant fossil remains or any sort of Native American relics. Several hundred million USD per year is spent on archeological surveys to determine what may be beneath a construction site. Various companies have reputations for finding little if anything, and so environmental groups sometimes employ other companies that usually find a good deal of things that will prevent construction.

    Decently resolved pictures up to 75 m below the surface will prove what some archeos in the field already believe to be true... under current laws it should be almost impossible to build anywhere in the greater L.A. area because of the shear volume of fossil record.

    They pulled two gigantic whales out of a toll road excavation in the middle of the desert... etc.

    Regards.

    1. Re:Ground based sonar by prof_peabody · · Score: 1

      ground based sonar?

    2. Re:Ground based sonar by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Another reason to be skeptical: UV and X-ray don't penetrate the atmosphere, never mind the ground or ocean. IR penetrates less than visible light -- ie, not very far.

    3. Re:Ground based sonar by blincoln · · Score: 1, Informative

      Another reason to be skeptical: UV and X-ray don't penetrate the atmosphere, never mind the ground or ocean.

      X-rays and short-wave UV don't. Longer-wave UV does.

      IR penetrates less than visible light -- ie, not very far.

      Near IR penetrates the atmosphere better and with less scattering than visible light. What you say is true for *some* of the IR band, but it's also got a lot of room in it.

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    4. Re:Ground based sonar by ushering05401 · · Score: 1

      Yeah. There are various more technical names as there are various types of technology.

      The unit he used had a stationary computational unit with a tethered box that contained the sonic pulse generator/echo reciever.

      The tethered unit would traverse the survey area, direct the sonar pulses into the ground, recieve the echo, and then relay data back. The tether was required because large amounts of juice had to be delivered, so they ran the data and the juice (two seperate, heavily shielded lines) through the tether.

      Different types of soil composition provided wildly different resolutions. The resulting maps could be presented in various ways, some showing sub-surface topo-type info with others displaying various densities etc... all very cool, and extremely time consuming.

      Regards.

    5. Re:Ground based sonar by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      I don't remember my original post, but I meant that IR penetrates water (and solid ground) less than visible light.

      Long wave UV kind of penetrates atmosphere, but it sure doesn't penetrate either 16,000 metres (if that were even possible) of water or 75m of ground.

      The only thing that has any chance of penetrating a decent amount of water is extremely low frequency (ELF) radio and there's no way you're going to image anything with that. If any other part of the EM spectrum could make it through an appreciable amount of water submarines would use it to communicate at depth.

    6. Re:Ground based sonar by fnord_uk · · Score: 1

      It works much better than space based sonar!

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    7. Re:Ground based sonar by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      In space, no one can hear you ping.

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  7. Comfort of my own home by lowid+(24)+_________ · · Score: 5, Funny

    What if you have an uncomfortable home?

    Nobody ever considers this end of things.

  8. Uh, it is a big deal. A very big deal... by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Uh, if this is true then it is a big dea. A very big deal.

    Do you have any idea of how valuable salvage rights of all the sunken wrecks that this tool could potentially uncover would be? No? Well, here's a clue:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cornwall/667197 5.stm

    That's one wreck. Worth half a billion dollars. Makes you think, doesn't it?

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    1. Re:Uh, it is a big deal. A very big deal... by prof_peabody · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The deepest part of the ocean is 10,900 m. So where is he seeing through 16,000 m of ocean?

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mariana_Trench

    2. Re:Uh, it is a big deal. A very big deal... by cgenman · · Score: 1

      That's one wreck. Worth half a billion dollars. Makes you think, doesn't it?

      Makes me think it's time to short the value of gold and silver.

    3. Re:Uh, it is a big deal. A very big deal... by JackMeyhoff · · Score: 1

      Salvage rights yes but when it involves artefacts of historical value doesn't the governments grab them for obvious reasons?

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    4. Re:Uh, it is a big deal. A very big deal... by hax0r_this · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If its obvious then you can bet the government doesn't do it.

    5. Re:Uh, it is a big deal. A very big deal... by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      I was wondering the same thing. Maybe he found a picture peeking straight down a water filled disused and empty oil-well ? Maybe he found some quality imagery from other planets ?
      What's the depth of the oceans of Europa ?

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    6. Re:Uh, it is a big deal. A very big deal... by RESPAWN · · Score: 1

      I think that find is a little out of the ordinary, though. How about coming up with a better example of a typical salvage find?

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    7. Re:Uh, it is a big deal. A very big deal... by gemada · · Score: 1

      he's looking through some big waves.

    8. Re:Uh, it is a big deal. A very big deal... by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

      The deepest part of the ocean is 10,900 m. So where is he seeing through 16,000 m of ocean?

      You mean not counting the water between his ears?

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  9. 16,000 meters beneath the sea? by Angst+Badger · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If true, this guy just obsoleted the submarine. But by the same token, I don't think we'd be hearing about it if it were true. Any number of security agencies would have pounced on him by now.

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    1. Re:16,000 meters beneath the sea? by linzeal · · Score: 1

      How long do you think the submarine has been obsolete? They have been using this technology for years for intelligence. It is just not a well known fact.

    2. Re:16,000 meters beneath the sea? by Devistater · · Score: 1

      Nope, think about it. All the satellite pics are taken at differant times, and some pics on places like google earth are years old. If you had a pic from a satellite 2 years ago, and one 1 year ago, you couldn't tell the location of any subs 1 or 2 years ago because you need the combination of photos. Subs dont hang around without moving for years at a time. They patrol.
      If its actually true that this technology works, it would work because of differances in pics compared to static features like a shipwreck.

    3. Re:16,000 meters beneath the sea? by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      If true, this guy just obsoleted the submarine. But by the same token, I don't think we'd be hearing about it if it were true. Any number of security agencies would have pounced on him by now. Umm, No he just obsoleted some uses of the submarine. Just because you can find it without one does not mean you still don't have to use one to go get to it.
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    4. Re:16,000 meters beneath the sea? by drudd · · Score: 1

      The point is that if it's technically feasible, then you would launch specialized military satellites designed to find subs in real-time rather than using publically available data.

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    5. Re:16,000 meters beneath the sea? by DenmaFat · · Score: 1

      Venn ist das nurnstuck git und Slotermeyer? Ya! Beigerhund das oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

      Hahahaha! (klunk)

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    6. Re:16,000 meters beneath the sea? by SEWilco · · Score: 1

      Actually the use of submarines for intelligence was a well kept secret until you made ia a well known fact.
      Well done.

    7. Re:16,000 meters beneath the sea? by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Not only that, in the meantime, and for a much lower cost, you could simply mount a camera on a Poseidon, hook it into a computer, and fly patrols over areas you're worried about.

    8. Re:16,000 meters beneath the sea? by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      I think he was referring to military subs.

  10. Official Secrets Act vs HMAS Sydney by AHuxley · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:Official Secrets Act vs HMAS Sydney by Vombatus · · Score: 1
      There is no such thing as the "official Secrets Act" in Australia

      You may be thinking of the Crimes Act 1914 http://www.comlaw.gov.au/ComLaw/Legislation/ActCom pilation1.nsf/0/33F7611CCEC92FD6CA2572BB008331DC?O penDocument

      I am not sure what you mean by

      The Australian gov is still really 'closed' about this". The National Archives of Australia has a lot (most?) of the documents online http://www.naa.gov.au/publications/research_guides /guides/sydney/introduction.htm and http://www.naa.gov.au/the_collection/defence/hmas_ sydney_resources.html and http://www.naa.gov.au/fsheets/fs111.html for starters.

      Of course, conspiracy theorists would argue that this was all made up and the real story is being withheld.

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  11. Re:Whhhaaaaa? Aussies had a Navy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Well they used to, until an unfortunate incident during the second world war.

  12. If this were true... by Dwarfgoat · · Score: 1

    75 meters under the ground? 16,000 meters under water? There are going to be some very unhappy governments if that were the case. I call shenanigans!

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  13. 16000meters is a bit off by hedley · · Score: 5, Insightful


    Mariana trench is only about 10900 meters. Whats he imaging at 16000? Sounds a bit crusty to me.

    H.

    1. Re:16000meters is a bit off by pookemon · · Score: 1

      "Whats he imaging at 16000? Sounds a bit crusty to me."

      I was going to say "MUD" - but your (apparently missed) joke is better.

      Anyhoo - My first thought was "The ocean isn't that deep, is it?"

      I found this on Google

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    2. Re:16000meters is a bit off by mce · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The 16000 meters claim does not say that he did that, it only says that the software can. Like in: "This is the physics involved, this is what we can get on terms of picture quality, and based on all that the maximum we can do would be 16000. And it turns out we're lucky that the ocean ain't that deep anywhere."

      Having said that, I still don't believe it.

  14. i call bullshit by timmarhy · · Score: 3, Insightful
    "analyze satellite photographs at different wavelengths"

    he's popped this in to sound clever, but the reality all he could have done is take exisiting data the same as whats on google earth and examined the colour gradients in an attempt to identify shapes which could possibly be a sunken ship. problem is the resolution on those photo's is WAY too low to identify a ship let alone confidently proclaim to know WHICH ship it is.

    in other words he's an attention seeking moron. i'll take that back when he goes there's a brings back some proof. i'm confident he won't

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    1. Re:i call bullshit by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      The other problem is that UV and x-ray don't penetrate the atmosphere and IR is mostly absorbed in the first few centimetres of water (not to mention ground).

      Even visible, which is what you'd use for examining "colour gradients" in Google Earth won't show you anything unless your ship happens to be sitting in shallow water, in which case someone would have tripped over it (almost literally) long ago.

    2. Re:i call bullshit by timmarhy · · Score: 1

      exactly, from a photo all you would get in deep water is one solid mass of one colour. me thinks this asshole is just attempting to sell this snake oil to someone.

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    3. Re:i call bullshit by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Nah, you'd get lots of blue but if your resolution was high enough you might see some white(caps) and maybe some floating seaweed. Perhaps a spouting whale if you were lucky. You know, stuff on the surface or perhaps shadows of things up to 10m or so deep.

      I think the Times got trolled.

    4. Re:i call bullshit by aldo · · Score: 1

      What is it with Slashdot and pseudo-scientific stories lately? I know Slashdot editors can't spell, I know they can't keep track of how many times they post a story, but I surely hoped they'd have the basic scientific literacy needed to spot this as purest bullshit....

    5. Re:i call bullshit by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Resolution might not be a problem (don't know the quality of his images), and I'm absolutely positive that this is the USS Kitty Hawk, but considering that this is virtually invisible (compare to this), I have a hard time believing he could see anything more than a few feet below the surface.

    6. Re:i call bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, these are San Antonio (LPD) class ships. Carriers are quite a bit bigger and their flat-tops cover the entire deck, not just the after-deck.

  15. but water is opaque by l2718 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    in IR, UV and X-ray frequencies ... so what radiation is he seeing from 3km under the water? (not to speak of 75m into the earth). Theory is nice and fine, but until it is verified by experiment I'd take it with a grain of salt.

    1. Re:but water is opaque by RattFink · · Score: 1

      Not sure if this is what he is talking about or how it performs in water but it sounds like Synthetic-Aperture Radar.

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    2. Re:but water is opaque by de_valentin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Exactly, A year ago I had a lecture by a professor of the Delft university in Radar interferometry, they are at the absolute forefront in these kind of things. One of the things that impressed me the most was that they were able to see a few meters into the desert sand (because it was loosely packed), this gave them images of ancient caravan routes. Water on the other hand is reflecting radar very well and therefor making it impossible to see under water. So yeah i would say this definitely is a hoax. And not as good as this one http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6714063.s tm (bbc)

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  16. Re:Whhhaaaaa? Aussies had a Navy? by Gorshkov · · Score: 5, Interesting
    The aussies had one hellova good navy - and also a good army & air force, too. But americans tend not to be aware of it, because a certain egomanicial general by the name of McArthur had this nasty tendency to ignore allies and claim that everything was done by the Americans.

    Whhhaaaaa? Aussies had a Navy?
    Do you really think it was the American forces that kept the japs from taking Port Morrisby and the Northern Territories? Try the Australian & British navies, who were out there fighting and doing their best to slow the Japanese down while you were recovering from Perl harbor. And just in case you think this a matter of me being a rampant Aussie nationalist ..... I'm a Canuck.
  17. If an "amateur" can do this ... by constantnormal · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... with imagery that is publicly obtainable, then it is almost a certainty that with the more detailed imagery at various specific wavelengths available from spy satellites, real-time tracking of submarines -- as well as monitoring of various subterranean activities should have been possible for years. In particular, we should have been able to determine where Saddam's supposed hidden facilities were -- or that they were nonexistent -- and we should also be able to determine with a high degree of accuracy, the exact location of the Iranian nuclear weapons production facilities.

    Unless, of course, a British archeologist has outdone the entire technical expertise of the NSA and CIA. But that would make them look pretty much like bumbling civil servants rather than the sleuthing savants that we are led to believe they are.

    1. Re:If an "amateur" can do this ... by cammoblammo · · Score: 1

      Unless, of course, a British archeologist has outdone the entire technical expertise of the NSA and CIA. But that would make them look pretty much like bumbling civil servants rather than the sleuthing savants that we are led to believe they are.
      So... you believe him then?
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    2. Re:If an "amateur" can do this ... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      In particular, we should have been able to determine where Saddam's supposed hidden facilities were

      Apparently there were over sixteen thousand of them at one point. There really is no point moving off into the realms of fantasy when talking about this article however - the pre-war propaganda cooked up by public relations people to fool congress has been revealed as such and it's time to move on.

    3. Re:If an "amateur" can do this ... by Phil-14 · · Score: 1

      Or it may be possible that someone in one of the western intelligence agencies, or elsewhere, knows the location of the ship and wants to leak its location without disclosing technical means. so they find some retired archaeologist to say "OOH, I found this using x-ray analysis of visible-light satellite photographs..."

      I mean, X-rays?

      If he has really found it, I doubt it's by the method he's outlined above.

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  18. UFO Bases! by xENoLocO · · Score: 1

    Let's get it on with the underwater UFO bases already!! ... they *are* there, right?

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    1. Re:UFO Bases! by gkndivebum · · Score: 1

      Some of the Dolphin Huggers(tm) (http://www.joanocean.com/ http://www.etfriends.com/)
      out here in Hawaii believe so; they won't tell me where they are, though (and I'm a trimix diver!)

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    2. Re:UFO Bases! by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      they won't tell me where they are, though (and I'm a trimix diver!)

      You're obviously inhaling the wrong kind of gas. Try Nitrous Oxide. Or perhaps some illicit vegetable matter fumes. You won't need them to tell you where the ETs are.

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    3. Re:UFO Bases! by HalifaxRage · · Score: 0

      The UFO bases were on Mars IIRC. You are looking for the Deep Ones :)

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    4. Re:UFO Bases! by Virgil+Tibbs · · Score: 1

      or search loch ness for nessie?

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  19. LOLOL by Spazntwich · · Score: 1, Funny

    Whale, I don't know whether or knot his clams of being able to sea that deep will hold water, but he's certainly making waves in his scientific turf, or is that surf, anyway.

    1. Re:LOLOL by Devistater · · Score: 1

      weather :)

    2. Re:LOLOL by Spazntwich · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I considered that you jackass, but weather is a universal term not specifically related to the oceans or this story, so I passed on it.

  20. Re:Whhhaaaaa? Aussies had a Navy? by Gorshkov · · Score: 1

    You tried that in 1812, and it didn't work.

  21. Noah's Ark Found! by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    This is obviously a hoax. The sea isn't even that deep in its deepest spots and there is no way that usable light will get down there and back up again and still yield a remotely usable image through all the turbulence and suspended muck.

    Noah's Ark Found! Noah's Ark!

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    1. Re:Noah's Ark Found! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they did find it. its under the ice cap on top of some mountain in turkey. the govt. there wont let anyone go there to check though. i dont remember where i saw this.

  22. Re:Whhhaaaaa? Aussies had a Navy? by bornbitter · · Score: 1

    interestingly enough, if it is egotism, the veterans in OZ perpetuate it. When I was down under for two years, all the old diggers could say to me was "if it weren't for you yanks, we would be speaking Japanese. You came when England abandoned us, just in time."

    Fact of the matter is, the US was the driving force behind keeping the UK, USSR, AUS, and anyone else against Hitler and the Japanese in the war. They would have all lost to Hitler very quickly if the US had not shipped all the guns, ammo, food, clothing, aircraft, tanks, trucks, etc... for them to fight with, long before Pearl Harbor or the Pacific Theater.

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  23. Re:Whhhaaaaa? Aussies had a Navy? by Gorshkov · · Score: 1

    interestingly enough, if it is egotism, the veterans in OZ perpetuate it. When I was down under for two years, all the old diggers could say to me was "if it weren't for you yanks, we would be speaking Japanese. You came when England abandoned us, just in time."
    What they said doesn't contradict what I said. I never said the Aussies & Brits did everything themselves - they didn't, not by a long shot.

    Fact of the matter is, the US was the driving force behind keeping the UK, USSR, AUS, and anyone else against Hitler and the Japanese in the war. They would have all lost to Hitler very quickly if the US had not shipped all the guns, ammo, food, clothing, aircraft, tanks, trucks, etc... for them to fight with, long before Pearl Harbor or the Pacific Theater.
    Again, that's not the point I was arguing, and as a matter of fact I agree with you.

    Did the Aussies have a navy? Yes - and they had a damned good one, too. And let's not forget the contributions made by the Aussie coastwatchers during the entire Pacific campaign. If not for them and the intelligence they supplied before and during the Island-hopping campaign, most of the American island landings would have been MUCH more costly than they already were. And you could certainly make a strong argument that without those intelligence assets, the campaign costs, in both men and materiel, could have been prohibitive.

    Did the American navy make a difference? HELL, yes. They did the vast majority of the work - there's no argument there from anybody sane, as far as I know.

    MY point was that even though the American military did most of the work, the contributions from the Australian forces was a long way from being negligible.
  24. Re:Whhhaaaaa? Aussies had a Navy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nowadays we don't need to capture your territory for you and the Brits to kowtow to us. Hell, what little military you have is fighting *for* us. Why would we want to screw that up?

  25. Re:Whhhaaaaa? Aussies had a Navy? by kklein · · Score: 1

    Um, yeah. I work with a lot of Aussies and one of the things we teach (here in Japan) is WWII history, since it's mostly stricken from the Japanese education system. They all seem teach that the Americans pushed the Japanese back after the Brits abandoned them.

    On a related note, I also work with a fair number of Canadians, and most of them never met a piece of erroneous US-bashing misinformation they didn't like. Even things demonstrably false. I can never really figure this out because, I mean, and I say this as an American, it's not like you need to make things up to bash the US. We've done enough real stuff to complain about without resorting to fabrication. I suspect the problem is that the majority of crappy things we've done has also done a lot to help our neighbors to the north, so they don't really like to mention them.

  26. Re:Whhhaaaaa? Aussies had a Navy? by Gorshkov · · Score: 1

    Nowadays we don't need to capture your territory for you and the Brits to kowtow to us. Hell, what little military you have is fighting *for* us. Why would we want to screw that up?
    And just where, pray tell, are we fighting for the Americans?

    The only combat the Canadian Forces are involved in right now is Afghanistan ... which is a NATO mission. And we're fighting there for the Afghanis, not for Americans.

    If you're going to troll, please at least try to come up with something that's *reasonably* close to accurate, so you have a better chance of getting a rise out of somebody?
  27. Re:Whhhaaaaa? Aussies had a Navy? by pipingguy · · Score: 1

    Meanwhile, the Canucks were busy playing hockey and taming rabid beavers eh.

  28. LOL Mariana by stud9920 · · Score: 1

    Please, half of these comments are "16km lol, deepest point is only 11km deep". How the hell is a theoretical limit ridiculously high when it is higher than the naturally observed limit ?

    1. Re:LOL Mariana by stupid_is · · Score: 1

      Depth is a vertical measure, so yes, if looking from vertically above the deepest point, you will need to look through at most 10,911m (or thereabouts) of seawater. Looking at that point (or any other, for that matter) at an angle will alter that value.
      Not saying I agree that he's not a kook, just saying that there (probably) exists at least one straight line in the oceans that is 16km long and only intersects with water and has an end point at the surface.

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  29. Perth company HMAS Sydney Search 2nds that by weighn · · Score: 2, Informative
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  30. Re:Whhhaaaaa? Aussies had a Navy? by Gorshkov · · Score: 1
    I *think* that this is directed at me, but I'm not sure - if I'm wrong, apologies in advance.

    On a related note, I also work with a fair number of Canadians, and most of them never met a piece of erroneous US-bashing misinformation they didn't like. Even things demonstrably false. I can never really figure this out because, I mean, and I say this as an American, it's not like you need to make things up to bash the US. We've done enough real stuff to complain about without resorting to fabrication. I suspect the problem is that the majority of crappy things we've done has also done a lot to help our neighbors to the north, so they don't really like to mention them.
    Nowhere, in any of my posts, did I bash Americans - I criticized one particular General.

    I pointed out contributions that Aussies & Brits DID make, and as you can see in subsequent posts I made in this thread, you'll see that I freely acknowledge that the Americans did most of the heavy lifting.

    Criticising the proclivities on one American general doesn't constitute anti-americanism, any more than critiquing Churchill for Gallipoli or Lord Mountbatten for Dieppe means I'm anti-english.
  31. Re:Whhhaaaaa? Aussies had a Navy? by missileman · · Score: 3, Informative

    There is a lot of ill feeling in Australia (from veterans and their familes) against McArthur. I believe most of those come from his perceived mismanagement of the Australian forces under his command, like the invasion of Balikpapan. "Balikpapan was one of the most controversial Australian operations of the Second World War. By this point it was clear that the Australian operations in Borneo were not contributing anything to the final defeat of Japan and many high-ranking Australian officers considered them strategically unsound. The Australian Commander-in-Chief, General Sir Thomas Blamey, advised the government to withdraw its support for Oboe 2. The government, however, stood behind the Commander-in-Chief of the South-west Pacific Area, General Douglas MacArthur, who had devised the Oboe operations, and the Balikpapan landings went ahead. They resulted in the deaths of 229 Australians and around 1,800 Japanese." From AWM website : http://www.awm.gov.au/units/place_1913.asp My grandfather fought at, and was wounded at Balikpapan. That being said, there is no doubt that the industrial and military might of the United States saved Australia from invasion, however it should also be noted that Australian forces inflicted upon the Japanese the first decisive LAND battle defeat of the war, on the Kokoda track in the Owen Stanley ranges in New Guinea, at a time when Australia was under direct threat of invasion. To the parent, please note that previous to this, the sea-bourne threat the Port Moresby was ended due to the US victory in the Battle of the Coral Sea.

  32. [sigh] Time to add another layer by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    of foil to the hat.

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  33. I'm a Canuck: and it shows by weighn · · Score: 3, Informative

    Port Morrisby and the Northern Territories

    not picking on you for being from Canadia :) , but you mean Port Moresby and the Northern Territory.

    Besides, the West Papuans had helped us Aussies a great deal in defending the norther frontier from the Japs. The Australian government has recently and shamefully turned their backs and allowed the West Papuans to suffer terrible human rights abuses at the hands of the Indonesian dictatorship.

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    1. Re:I'm a Canuck: and it shows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now that creationism is taught in schools, is geocentrism next?
      "He has fixed the earth firm, immovable" (1Chr16:30)


      The hebrew translated as "immovable" also means "not be out of course", "not waver" or "not removed" among other possible translations.

  34. Re:Whhhaaaaa? Aussies had a Navy? by Tatarize · · Score: 1

    No see, what happened there is we tried to send in the Kentucky folks. And they got crushed. He's saying that Alabamans could take you. That's something else. And besides I blame Napoleon for that loss anyhow. We were suppose to beat up the Dominion (Canada) with our navy, but Napoleon lost out and started to suck so all the Brits were there and we were in a lot more trouble.

    We lost a war to the Dominion which was part of the British empire. Canada came long after...

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  35. Re:Whhhaaaaa? Aussies had a Navy? by hey+hey+hey · · Score: 3, Informative
    Do you really think it was the American forces that kept the japs from taking Port Morrisby and the Northern Territories?

    To take nothing at all away from the exceptional job done by the Royal Australian Navy, the defense of Port MorEsby is generally placed at the feet of the Battle of the Coral Sea, which was a combined operation between the US Navy (2 carriers, 6 cruisers, 13 destroyers), and the RAN (2 cruisers).

  36. Still subjects of the Queen by scooter.higher · · Score: 0, Troll

    The Queen is still Head of State (or Monarch if you prefer) for Australia and Canada. So no, Australia doesn't have a navy so much as the Queen has naval forces in Australia. Why do you think the names of all the ships begin with "HM"?

    In the World Factbook, scroll down to "Executive branch" on these pages:
    Australia
    Canada

    The same information could easily be found in other places, pick your source of preference.

    Of course you could argue that Canada gained it's independence in 1982, but the fact remains that it is still a Commonwealth Realm.

    There. All of that and not one reference to Homer Simpson's comment about "America junior."

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  37. All Nuclear Submarines Located by Pizaz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Then supposedly a more real time version of this software using up to date satellite feeds could detect all of the submarines "hiding" in the oceans? Hoax?

  38. Sunken Warships on Google Earth by Geodesy99 · · Score: 4, Informative

    His claims of course are WAY suspect - light of whatever wavelength needs to get to the target, then reflect BACK to the sensor, and well, the reason water is blue is that it's pretty much impervious to most wavelengths, and as far as IR, that wreck that deep would probably have cooled down really well by now to the ambient water temperature. I have seen sunken wrecks from satellite images though ... Scapa Flow has quite a few scuttled wrecks from WW II. See http://www.scapaflow.co.uk/graphics/blockship.jpg and then http://maps.google.com/maps?ie=UTF8&ll=58.927777,- 3.310318&spn=0.059626,0.126343&t=k&z=13&om=1 (.... Hmmm, been spending WAY to much time looking at synthetic aperture radar scenes .... )

    1. Re:Sunken Warships on Google Earth by JackMeyhoff · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You are basing your assumption on Goggle image quality, not what is available if you PAY up for quality data.

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    2. Re:Sunken Warships on Google Earth by Geodesy99 · · Score: 5, Informative

      .... what is available if you PAY up for quality data. Light (and all radiation) obeys the same rules of physics along the optical path, it doesn't care how much you 'pay' for it. The example I gave was Google (and they DO pay for their data, although they post it for free), but I do buy a lot of data ( I just purchased a bunch from the Alaska SAR Facility). I've worked with almost every type of sensor out there in most every atmospheric propagating wavelength - SAR, LIDAR, IR, NIR, Visible, from Landsat, Aster, Alos, Quickbird, from airborne and space located platforms. I even bout the X-ray glasses from comic books ads when I was a kid http://www.tomheroes.com/images/COMICAD%20xray%20g lasses.JPG ... And military platforms also have to obey the same physical constraints, although they do have certain other advantages. There is no 'magic' part of the spectrum which penetrates to the depths he speaks of, the best that's every been done in that zone were some air-borne active blue-green laser experiments.
    3. Re:Sunken Warships on Google Earth by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      It's remarkably clear for such low resolution imagery. Have a look at this one - the bright spots along the southern edge of Hoxa Head are the remains of WWII gun emplacements. They are greyish concrete against greyish rock and thin vegetation cover, so I'm surprised they show up that well. Maybe it's picking up on infrared more than visible light.

    4. Re:Sunken Warships on Google Earth by Courageous · · Score: 1

      It would be lovely if it did. We could resolve the bathymetry problem. Sigh, alas, no.

    5. Re:Sunken Warships on Google Earth by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Funny

      Light (and all radiation) obeys the same rules of physics along the optical path, it doesn't care how much you 'pay' for it. Could you speak to my boss? The man thinks that the laws of space and time are negotiable so long as you hire the right lobbyist.
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    6. Re:Sunken Warships on Google Earth by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      Actually, I take that back. On the live version he doesn't sound like Popeye, he looks like an axe murderer. Watch this clip and tell me you don't think of the Shining.

      http://youtube.com/watch?v=bpV5InLw52U

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    7. Re:Sunken Warships on Google Earth by identity0 · · Score: 1

      While true, there are ways of looking within the earth from outer space. Satellites can sense the variations in gravity/mass that are within planet surfaces, as with this: http://svs.gsfc.nasa.gov/vis/a000000/a001000/a0010 89/index.html

      Radar mapping can also go a bit into the earth, too:
      http://www.eomonline.com/Common/Archives/1996sep/9 6sep_holcomb.html
      http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/mjff/silk _rd.htm

      Though I've never heard of anything that goes down as deep as what this article claims, and I have my doubts about it.

    8. Re:Sunken Warships on Google Earth by Geodesy99 · · Score: 1

      ... within the earth from outer space. 'Within'? Note I used the term 'atmosphere propagation', the radar is still following a path between the sand particles and gravel, so it might be hairsplitting, this is still stuff piled on top the earth, not inside of it. Even Ground Penetrating Radar relies on there being some path to and from the target, even it it's between the granules in minerals. Ditto with the gravimetric anomaly detection, these are sensing field variations by their positional effects, and do not use radiation of any form, so these aren't looking 'inside' the earth, they are influenced by the field around the earth, which maybe by inference indicates the presence of mascons (mass concentrations). The only way to see anything 'inside' the earth is by using a signal that propagates in that medium, sound or vibrations from other sources such as earthquakes.
    9. Re:Sunken Warships on Google Earth by ksheff · · Score: 1

      What sensor would be the most likely candidate for what this guy is claming? I've read thst some researchers have used SAR & other things to find ancient trade routes buried under meters of sand. I've been away from the remote sensing community to even know what the current sensor packages are even capable of.

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    10. Re:Sunken Warships on Google Earth by Drall · · Score: 1

      I hate to disagree with you, but you may be incorrect. At least, the area of Hoxa Head that's scheduled as 'Hoxa Head Battery' is the very tip of the peninsula, and no monuments are listed as being on the south edge of the Head. There is an AA battery, military camp and radar site listed further inland on the Head, but they're clearly located away from the coastline. Disclaimer: I've never visited despite having spent time in Orkney. Information from the Royal Commission on Ancient and Historic Monuments, I used their PASTMAP to search if you want to check my work! For comparison, I've been to Yesnaby and know there's a huge concrete pad still visible on the surface there, which isn't visible on Google. Link here

    11. Re:Sunken Warships on Google Earth by Drall · · Score: 1

      I have seen sunken wrecks from satellite images though ... Scapa Flow has quite a few scuttled wrecks from WW II. Ouch. I want to believe you, but.. say something to convince me those grey shapes (the green ones match the three skerries between Hoy and Graemsay) aren't just wisps of cloud? They don't appear to match the sketch map very well (but then, the sketch map doesn't match the shore of Hoy very well either). To me they look to be outlying cloud from the formation lying over the south end of Graemsay.

      Gripe: When will they get around to updating coverage of Orkney! >:(

    12. Re:Sunken Warships on Google Earth by Flodis · · Score: 1

      Not disputing what you say, and I agree the guy's are most likely bogus, but... If one was looking for deep-sea wrecks, how would one do it?

      The wrecks consist of a lot of iron. It is not unlikely that the iron content will somehow show up as changes in the sea-life around the wreck. Maybe as far out as 500-1000 metres from the wreck. Unfortunately, if the wreck is sitting in 3000 meters of water, that sea-life will still be invisible to us unless there is a deep-sea current surfacing nearby.

      However, earthquakes can trigger tsunamis. According to wikipedia, the waves may have wavelengths of several hundred kilometres. Looking up ocean-wave physics, Wikipedia also says "By a depth equal to half the wavelength , the orbital movement has decayed nearly to zero.". In my primitive understanding of the subject, this means that some of the water from around the wreck could quite easily get stirred up to the surface, even if the tsunami just passes over the wreck and the actual earthquake is far away.

      Now, wouldn't it be possible to observe the resulting changes in the water's absorption of some suitable frequencies of light (I'm thinking detection of iron-eating bacteria or other microorganisms that typically don't swim by themselves) some time after a tsunami? Naturally, compensating for drift and such by taking winds, sea currents and directon of the tsunami into account. Perhaps fine-tuning the position further by doing observations after multiple different tsunamis...

      So.. which of the above is true, possible, unlikely, and bogus, respectively?

    13. Re:Sunken Warships on Google Earth by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      There are batteries and emplacements more-or-less all the way round. I have some photos but it was getting a bit dark by the time we got there.

    14. Re:Sunken Warships on Google Earth by tb()ne · · Score: 1

      Within'? Note I used the term 'atmosphere propagation', the radar is still following a path between the sand particles and gravel, so it might be hairsplitting, this is still stuff piled on top the earth, not inside of it. Even Ground Penetrating Radar relies on there being some path to and from the target, even it it's between the granules in minerals.

      That's a little misleading. Radar waves don't have to sneak through gaps between particles or granules. It has more to do with the dielectric properties of the material. Glass doesn't have gaps but radar can penetrate it. Water doesn't have gaps either but can be penetrated - the amount of penetration depends on radar range, power, & frequency and the dielectric properties of the water. Lower frequencies tend to have better ground penetration but also have lower bandwidth so they yield a lower resolution.

  39. Australian military was in Europe ... by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 4, Interesting

    But americans tend not to be aware of it, because a certain egomanicial general by the name of McArthur had this nasty tendency to ignore allies and claim that everything was done by the Americans.

    Australia had, and still has, excellent soldiers. Mac Arthur was an egomaniac and no one other than Mac Arthur got credit for anything, regardless of whether they were American or Australian. However things are not as simple as you suggest. Australia had many of its forces in Europe trying to save England. Recall that the war had started in Europe years earlier than in the Pacific and England was just barely hanging on and absolutely needed Canadian, Australian, South African, etc forces. When Mac Arthur was ordered/tricked to leave the Philippines he was expecting to mount a counterattack to rescue the American forces left behind. When he arrived in Australia he found no counterattack/rescue force, not even enough of a force to defend Australia should Japan attempt a major invasion. The Australian generals were planning to trade most of the country for time and only defend the south eastern (?) quarter, to be fair that was where most of the population and development was located.

    1. Re:Australian military was in Europe ... by StrahdVZ · · Score: 1

      Actually it was Winston Churchill, in league with the Australian Prime Minister Robert Gordon Menzies, who were willing to lose Australia so that the Australian divisions would continue to protect Britain and Europe. Menzies was effectively a kissass "toyboy" to Churchill, much the same relationship as Howard to Bush, except that Menzies spent most of his office in the UK kissing Churchill's ass. After Menzies was booted from his party and forced to resign as Prime Minister, PM John Curtin made a bold move to accept the Statute of Westminster, severing most of the constitutional links between the UK and Australia, and to bring the troops back and protect Australia and Southeast Asia in league with the United States. At least Menzies ass kissing paid off, he got a knighting out of it from the Queen.

  40. Re:Whhhaaaaa? Aussies had a Navy? by ozmanjusri · · Score: 2, Informative
    But Americans tend not to be aware of it, because a certain egomanicial general by the name of McArthur had this nasty tendency to ignore allies and claim that everything was done by the Americans.

    Actually, MacArthur had some justification for the claim.

    Roosevelt and Churchill had tried to force the 6th and 7th Australian Divisions to remain in Burma, effectively abandoning New Guinea and Northern Australia to the Japanese. The Prime Minister of Australia at the time, John Curtin, made the decision to recall the troops despite intense pressure from the other allied leaders. At the same time, MacArthur needed Australia as a supply and staging post, so the agreement was made that the Australian troops would be returned to defend their country, but commanded by MacArthur. So in that sense, they were part of the American military effort rather than acting as an independent force.

    It's worth emphasising though, both America and Britain initially wanted to abandon Australia, and allow us to be occupied by Japan. If it wasn't for Curtin's leveraging of those two divisions, it'd likely have happened

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  41. Re:Whhhaaaaa? Aussies had a Navy? by CaptainAvatar · · Score: 1, Informative

    It's worth emphasising though, both America and Britain initially wanted to abandon Australia, and allow us to be occupied by Japan. If it wasn't for Curtin's leveraging of those two divisions, it'd likely have happened
    Hardly. Japan never had any intention of invading Australia: no plans for such were ever made, other than occasional speculations by junior officers. More importantly, it didn't have the logistical capability to sustain such a huge operation over such vast distances.
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  42. Re:Whhhaaaaa? Aussies had a Navy? by freyyr890 · · Score: 1

    Nowadays we don't need to capture your territory for you and the Brits to kowtow to us. Hell, what little military you have is fighting *for* us. Why would we want to screw that up?

    Interesting. You switch tactics once he brings up a valid point about the War of 1812.

    And I doubt the American forces have enough firepower to *hold* Canada. Our country is massive, and we still have all your oil. Couple of charges on that pipeline, and - boom! - no more fuel for your tanks.
  43. Did he say 16,000? by lullabud · · Score: 1

    He probably left out a decimal point or some other mundane detail.

  44. Re:Whhhaaaaa? Aussies had a Navy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Canny Canuck trying to start fights between Aussies and Yanks.

    Bad Canuck! No cookie.

  45. Re:Whhhaaaaa? Aussies had a Navy? by laffer1 · · Score: 1

    Canadians were in WWII... Scotty lost a finger!

  46. Re:Whhhaaaaa? Aussies had a Navy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since 90% of your population is within 100 miles of the border, I don't think it will be a problem bringing your craphole of a country to its knees.

  47. hard to believe.. by MisterQ · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Having Scuba Dived regular on 100-150 ft deep wrecks, I too find this a little hard to believe. Even at that depth the amount of light getting through, the colour of the "wreck" and so on, would suggest that this is unlikely, even more so at greater depths. And that was in the pristine waters of PNG.

    We found that the best mechanisms for finding as yet unfound wrecks were plain old research. We requested and got a copy of the microfilms of the WW2 records for the area from the US Archives. Slowly and meticulously (reading Microfilm projected onto the fridge door), following each report, we ultimately ended up finding around half a dozen new wrecks. The report of a Corsair that clipped a tree, while trying to line up for the airstrip, and spun into the bay, prompted a search for a tree stump, and and following a logical path to the airstrip, a probably location - sure enough a deep dive (180 ft - lots of decompression) found it. Biggest coup was the talk of an abandoned airstrip on a remote island in the Solomon Islands. Sure enough, worked out roughly where, found a single like reference to the "local name" for it, and sure enough, found three WWII fighters still sitting at the end of a punched metal runway, as if waiting for orders...

    As someone said, an archaeologist developing software that the spooks, and/or mining types haven't been able to. That's a bit far fetched.

    I would suggest "text scans" of historical documents may be more useful.

    q

    1. Re:hard to believe.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone said, an archaeologist developing software that the spooks, and/or mining types haven't been able to. That's a bit far fetched.

      The raw data obtained by scanning the sea bed for oil is processed by beowulf clusters with 10,000 CPUs or more. It's annoyingly CPU intensive.

    2. Re:hard to believe.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having Scuba Dived regular on 100-150 ft deep wrecks, I too find this a little hard to believe. Even at that depth the amount of light getting through, the colour of the "wreck" and so on, would suggest that this is unlikely, even more so at greater depths. And that was in the pristine waters of PNG.

      Yeah, I'd hate to be swimming in the poorly compressed waters of JPEG. Is that a shark or my partner?

    3. Re:hard to believe.. by mckyle · · Score: 1

      Mister Q: Sorry to go a bit off topic. I found your stuff about finding aircraft in the Solomons amazing! What did you do with them? I'm planning to take a huge break from what I'm doing now and go and do just what you've been lucky enough to be doing:) Very cool! Feel free to drop me an email to tell me about if you like: mjmckyle@hotmail.com I'd really appreciate it.

    4. Re:hard to believe.. by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      I'd love to hear more about that, too.

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  48. "Light passes through matter" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not "some light goes through some matter"; not "certain frequencies penetrate well through water for a certain distance" but "light passes through matter". Trust me; Superman is going to be coming after this guy with a patent claim on his X-ray vision invention.

  49. solution by jovius · · Score: 1

    A satellite with a hugely powerful microwave or broad-spectrum radar would do the trick I guess. Riches will be mine and the company I founded for distributing cooked fish will take over the global market.

  50. Derived from Carlin's "Europe Junior", c.1975 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    George Carlin, R.I.P.

    Funny while he lasted.

    EJ in reference to (US of) America.

    1. Re:Derived from Carlin's "Europe Junior", c.1975 by AVryhof · · Score: 1

      Spreading LIES: George is still alive and kicking

      http://www.georgecarlin.com/
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Carlin

  51. Re:Whhhaaaaa? Aussies had a Navy? by MikShapi · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    You may have gotten the strategic oil bit sorted out, and you're slowly coming to terms with history, but this whole "using HTML" thing looks like it's getting the better of you. Maybe you shouldn't be trying so hard.

    Plus, there may be ten times more Americans than Canadians as you say, but looking at your mentality, looking at your ignorance-promoting culture, looking at your president, looking at your policies and hell, looking at you, population numbers aside, the overall amount of brain cells seems to be about the same on either side of your Canadian border.....

    Mate, pull your head out of yer arse. Who the FUCK (bar 3rd world refugees) would WANT to be an American? Why do you think people in other countries strive to be there? Gimme a break. The best advantage Australia has over Canada is the fact that America is much further away from you dumb-ass Americans.

    Done. Mod me to hell, American Fanboys. My karma can take it.

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  52. Re:Whhhaaaaa? Aussies had a Navy? by MikShapi · · Score: 1

    's/the fact that America is much further away from you dumb-ass Americans/the fact that Australia is much further away from you dumb-ass Americans/'

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  53. Re:Whhhaaaaa? Aussies had a Navy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fact of the matter is, the US was the driving force behind keeping the UK, USSR, AUS, and anyone else against Hitler and the Japanese in the war. They would have all lost to Hitler very quickly if the US had not shipped all the guns, ammo, food, clothing, aircraft, tanks, trucks, etc... for them to fight with, long before Pearl Harbor or the Pacific Theater.

    Oh really? The US was supplying the USSR, a superpower, with packed lunches and American tanks to help them fight hitler on russian soil? News to me. Time to ask your high school history teacher for your money back.

  54. A favourite trick of conmen by tezza · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I worked on an internet startup with a guy who turned out to be a conman. The startup tanked when the conman ran away with the investors' cash.

    One of his other favourite cons was the Deep Sea Gold..... While running the startup-con, he was also trying to start this con on the same investors.

    He would claim to have intimate knowledge of an ancient wreck somewhere. There was the lure of lots of gold. All that the investors needed to do was stump up some cash to hire dive-boats and a little sundry, and they would get all the gold retrieved.

    This guy had fake Lordships [where you buy a tiny plot of land in Britain and get the title] and fake ids. But in essence the fact that the wreck was out to sea and the investors didn't have an independent source of verification made the con a good one. The investors put in lots of cash, some deep sea divers were hired, but the fictitious wreck remained undiscovered long enough for the conman to drain all the cash from the investors. Then the conman disappeared back to whatever country he had never fled to before. No cash, now wreck, no gold, no money.

    So now I'm always wary of deep sea discoveries... Special software to spot wrecks from the comfort of Google Maps and your couch??? The conmen will have a field-day if people start to believe this. Not saying this guy is wrong, but how soon until other people leech his achievements?

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    1. Re:A favourite trick of conmen by Barny · · Score: 1

      So, uh, the investors paid a "small sum" of money to retrieve a large sum of money, sounds like...

      Hello Dear,
      This mail might come to you as a surprise and the temptation to ignore it as unserious could come into your mind but please consider it a divine wish and accept it with a deep sense of humility.

      I am Mr. Gerald Zongo, the manager in charge of Auditing department of Bank of Africa (B.O.A) Ouagadougou Burkina Faso in West Africa , with due respect and Regard; I have decided to contact you on a business transaction that will be very beneficial to both of us at the end of the transaction.

      During our investigation and auditing in this Bank, my department came across a very huge sum of money belonging to one of our deceased customer who died on Feb 29th 2002 of a ghastly motor accident and the fund has been dormant in his account with this bank without any claim of the fund in our Custody either from his family or relation before our discovery to this
      development. Although personally,

      I keep this information secret to enable the whole plans and idea be Profitable and successful during the time of execution, the said amount is Twelve million four hundred thousand United States dollars(US$12.4m), as it may interest you to know, I contacted you to be my partner and person to be reliable and capable to champion a business of such magnitude without any
      problem.

      Meanwhile all the arrangement to put claim over this fund as the next of kin to the deceased, get the required approval and transfer this money to a foreign account has been put in Place and directives and needed information will be relayed to you as soon as you indicate your interest and willingness to assist me and also benefit your self to this great business opportunity,
      In fact I could have done this deal alone but because of my position in this country as a civil servant and we are not allowed to operate a foreign account and would eventually raise eye brow on my side during the time of transfer because I work in this bank.

      I will not fail to inform you that this transaction is 100% risk free, on smooth conclusion of this transaction, you will be entitled to 30% of the total sum as gratification, while 5% will be set aside to take care of expenses that may arise during the time of transfer, while 65% will be for
      me, please you have been advised to keep "Top Secret" as I am still in service and intend to retire from service after we conclude this deal with you.

      I will be monitoring the whole situation here in this bank Until you confirm the money in your account, and ask us to come down to your country for subsequent sharing of the fund according to percentages previously indicated and further Investment, either in your country or any country you advice us to invest in and all other necessary vital information will be send to you
      when I hear from you.

      I suggest you get back to me As soon as possible and also include your personal phone/mobile and fax numbers for easy communication.

      Yours faithfully,
      Mr. Gerald Zongo
      The manager in charge of
      Auditing department of
      Bank of Africa (B.O.A)
      Ouagadougou Burkina Faso.

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      /me sighs
  55. Re:Whhhaaaaa? Aussies had a Navy? by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

    That was never the argument. Following Pearl Harbor, the American armed forces did a lot of the work across the rest of the world purely because the British forces had to focus on western Europe to avoid being spread too thinly.

    Fact of the matter is, the UK, USSR, AUS, an everyone else were the primary force against Hitler and the Japanese in the beginning of the war. All of Europe would have fallen to Hitler very quickly, and with the economic mass of the continent (Not something to be underestimated) the US would likely have been screwed before they could get their war machine into gear.

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  56. Re:Whhhaaaaa? Aussies had a Navy? by ozmanjusri · · Score: 2, Informative
    Japan never had any intention of invading Australia: no plans for such were ever made

    The Japanese navy was responsible for planning an invasion of Australia. In February 1942, Admiral Yamamoto had set a plan before Japanese General Staff to land two Divisions on the northern coastline of Australia. They would then follow the north-south railway line to Adelaide, thus dividing Australia into two fronts. The plan was opposed by the Japanese army, and was not approved by Emperor Hirohito.

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  57. Nonsense by b00le · · Score: 4, Informative

    This is nonsense: I work in the earth observation satellite industry and there are no ultraviolet or x-ray sensors on earth observation satellites (for obvious reasons - the earth does not emit x-rays, and UV is absorbed by the atmosphere.)
    Optical sensors can see at most a few metres into clear water. At infrared wavelengths water is black and opaque. "Light passes through matter"? No, it doesn't. Didn't The Times use to have a science correspondent?

  58. Bermuda Triangle by kninja · · Score: 1

    My first thought when I read it, was "HOLY $H*^! I WONDER WHAT HE COULD FIND IN THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE!"

    Then I realized it was probably a hoax. The media is excited by news of wrecks, after that recent $500M find.

  59. Re:Whhhaaaaa? Aussies had a Navy? by Barny · · Score: 1

    Its a shame really, would be so much easier to get anime and manga in Aus then ^_^

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    /me sighs
  60. Reliability of sources by Gnavpot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You're not alone. Apparently this story came out last week and Akers' claims already rejected by those searching for the ship.

    While I agree that this story sounds like nonsense, you have probably found the most unreliable source for a rejection: A competitor who is receiving public funds to achieve the same goal.
    1. Re:Reliability of sources by deesine · · Score: 1

      "you have probably found the most unreliable source for a rejection"

      What's important is how credible they are. Suspect their motives, not their credibility.

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    2. Re:Reliability of sources by Sam+Andreas · · Score: 1

      While I agree that this story sounds like nonsense, you have probably found the most unreliable source for a rejection: A competitor who is receiving public funds to achieve the same goal. Not exactly a competitor - the organization in question is a bunch of volunteers who very much want to find the ship as soon as possible to bring closure to the living relatives of the sailors who were lost. I suspect that if someone came along and offered them the location of the ship on a silver platter they'd be the first to celebrate, as long as the information proved credible.
  61. Re:Whhhaaaaa? Aussies had a Navy? by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

    "Plus, there may be ten times more Americans than Canadians as you say, but looking at your mentality, looking at your ignorance-promoting culture, looking at your president, looking at your policies and hell, looking at you, population numbers aside, the overall amount of brain cells seems to be about the same on either side of your Canadian border....." ... said the guy generalizing about 300 million people.

    "Done. Mod me to hell, American Fanboys. My karma can take it."

    Be thankful that I don't do as you do and count your asshattedness against everyone in Australia.

    --

    "I like to lick butts!" by MobileTatsu-NJG (#32700246) (Score:5, Informative)

  62. Re:Whhhaaaaa? Aussies had a Navy? by CaptainAvatar · · Score: 1

    OK, I'll take that back: I should have said "no realistic plans". Two divisions for the whole of Australia is hardly credible. There was no railway line to Adelaide in 1942, unless they parachuted in at Alice Springs -- the line to Darwin was only completed a few years ago. And imagine the attrition rate marching through the desert for a couple of months! It's nearly 3000km; there'd be nothing left by the time they got to Adelaide, even if they'd met no resistance. It's a ridiculous plan.

    This site (which supports the idea of a Japanese invasion plan) has a slightly different story: Nagano instead of Yamamoto, 3 divisions instead of 2, limited objectives (occupation of Darwin and the north, no drive south). That seems more plausible but it also wouldn't lead to the conquest of Australia. But that site does a lot of reading between the lines, it seems to me; there was a lot of competition between the Japanese Army and the Navy and some of it was just political, ambit claims, not realistic planning.

    Anyway, my larger point remains: at no time was an invasion of Australia ever a concrete Japanese plan (in the sense of something which at some point in time was intended to be carried out, rather than just a vague proposal), and they never had enough resources for the job. Yes, Australians stopped the Japanese at Kokoda; but they didn't stop the invasion of Australia, because that was never going to happen. (Or rather, if it did, it would quickly have become a disaster for the Japanese, and conversely a major victory for the Allies.)

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  63. Re:Whhhaaaaa? Aussies had a Navy? by cheater512 · · Score: 1

    And I relish that distance. :D

  64. Re:Whhhaaaaa? Aussies had a Navy? by kklein · · Score: 1

    Oops, sorry.

  65. Re:Whhhaaaaa? Aussies had a Navy? by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1
    OK, I'll take that back: I should have said "no realistic plans". Two divisions for the whole of Australia is hardly credible.

    Plans change rapidly in wartime, and circumstances meant that the Japanese did not get the opportunity to mount the invasion. Nevertheless, the intention was there as early as 1938 (Operation Mo). The planning included Yamamoto, Tomioka, Fukudome and Nagano, and involved landing the main force in North Queensland, not Darwin, hence the use of rail transport.

    You might also want to re-read the linked page. To quote:

    I found nothing in that book to support Dr Stanley's claim that only "middle-ranking naval staff officers" were proposing an invasion of Australia in 1942, and his claim that "The plans got no further than some acrimonious discussions." On the contrary, Professor Frei provides very clear evidence that a limited invasion of the northern Australian mainland was being planned and proposed at the highest level of Japan's Navy General Staff through December 1941, and January and February 1942. This site is probably a more informative reference for the plans. http://www.answers.com/topic/planned-invasion-of-a ustralia-during-world-war-ii.
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  66. Occam's Razor applied to this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    This story and the people in it are probably part of an ongoing deliberate disinformation operation. Nearly everybody agrees that Mr Akers' method cannot work as described because it is a fact of physics that the EM wavelengths he is using cannot penetrate the range of depths of ocean water as claimed, so there is simply no "image" for him or anybody else to see and study.

    The whole story was created to deceive an unknown operational target; we can only guess who that might be - in this case perhaps Iranian or AQ agents. It would help probe their intel personnel and their capabilities - for instance, to study the manner in which the target reacts to the disinfo. Mr Akers knows exactly what is going on. He is clearly no fool (his background). It is hardly the first time somebody with credentials has been used, and perhaps paid, as a participant in disinfo ops.

    1. Re:Occam's Razor applied to this story by espressojim · · Score: 1

      Except that if it's bloody obvious to the slashdot crowd, then it can't be that hard for other agents to figure out. Thus, the idea is bunk.

    2. Re:Occam's Razor applied to this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if it's bloody obvious to the slashdot crowd, then it can't be that hard for other agents to figure out.
      Firstly, it is hardly a secret that the slashdot crowd is grossly unrepresentative(!) of the general population, and the target of the disinfo was not stated to be and may well in fact not be "agents" as such. Thus, the logic of your extrapolation is invalid.

      Secondly, it clearly is not "bloody obvious" to the slashdot crowd as there is a good number of people posting who are only slightly skeptical, uncertain or even credulous of the claims. Thus, one of your assumptions is wrong.

      Finally, even if the targets are expected from the outset to see the disinfo for what it is, useful intel can still be gleaned from patterns of reactions etc.

      Motto: disinfo is like dog shit; somebody will step on it and have to clean up afterwards...

      e328d6de41e3bd092560197590e80a6df99 43629

  67. Re:Whhhaaaaa? Aussies had a Navy? by CaptainAvatar · · Score: 1

    No, Operation Mo was for the occupation of Port Moresby, not Australia. (Coral Sea was the outcome of the actual attempt to carry out Mo.) I'm sure the naval staff did consider a follow-on invasion of Australia after Mo. Military and naval staffs make plans all the time: it's their job to be prepared. It's not the same thing as having the intention to carry out those plans. Example: when the US Great White Fleet visited Australia and New Zealand in 1908, its officers made plans for the attack and invasion of their host cities -- they're still in the archives of the Naval War College. It doesn't mean they ever had the slightest intention of carrying them out; it was just a training exercise. Obviously the IJN plans were much more than that, but it's still not the same as intention.

    As for the bit you quote, that's just the author's opinion. Whoever wrote it quotes extensively from Frei on that page, yet none of the quotes are conclusive. If Frei does provide 'very clear evidence', then why isn't it quoted?

    The answers.com page is just an old version of the Wikipedia equivalent, which is considerably slimmer now. No doubt because just about every claim in there is unreferenced! Not persuasive.

    There's still Japan's lack of capability to carry out an invasion, btw. The idea of a successful Japanese invasion of Australia is just silly. Look at what actually happened. By March 1942 the initial Japanese offensive had run out of steam, and the few offensive thrusts they made thereafter failed. And they were for far more limited objectives than the conquest of an entire continent! (Eg Guadalcanal.) Maybe the Japanese could have had better luck, but basically they'd reached their strategic limits by then. So aside from the fact that there was no intention and no concrete plans for invading Australia, it just would not have been possible to carry it out successfully.

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  68. neutrino lasers! by onion_joe · · Score: 1

    He must be using a neutrino based sensing device. Obviously.

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    1. Re:neutrino lasers! by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Of course, neutrinos are fermions, thus you'll never be able to make lasers (or rather, nasers, because the "l" in "laser" stands for "light") for them, because the operation of a laser depends on the fact that bosons preferrably go into the same state, what fermions simply don't do at all (Pauli principle!).

      (Note: Yes, I did get your joke, that's why I didn't make an argument on your comment's content, but the title contained that error which is independent from your joke.)

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    2. Re:neutrino lasers! by onion_joe · · Score: 1

      Whoops. Sorry about that! :-)

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  69. Re:Whhhaaaaa? Aussies had a Navy? by bhiestand · · Score: 1

    Fact of the matter is, the US was the driving force behind keeping the UK, USSR, AUS, and anyone else against Hitler and the Japanese in the war. They would have all lost to Hitler very quickly if the US had not shipped all the guns, ammo, food, clothing, aircraft, tanks, trucks, etc... for them to fight with, long before Pearl Harbor or the Pacific Theater.

    Oh really? The US was supplying the USSR, a superpower, with packed lunches and American tanks to help them fight hitler on russian soil? News to me. Time to ask your high school history teacher for your money back. I figure you're trolling, but you really should consider asking your community college for a refund. Although there were dozens of runs like it, I'll single out one specific Merchant Marine run:

    "Through the Murmansk Run, the United States supplied the Soviet Union with 15,000 aircraft, 7,000 tanks, 350,000 tons of explosives, and 15,000,000 pairs of boots. American boots made a difference on the Eastern Front, especially during the harsh winters."

    Yes, this was a series of convoys that delivered war material to Murmansk. If you ever feel like reading I can throw a million other references your way, but America supplied Australia, Russia, and Great Britain, among others, with crucial supplies even before officially joining the war.
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  70. Divinities... by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mac Arthur was an egomaniac and no one other than Mac Arthur got credit for anything, regardless of whether they were American or Australian. The size of MacArthur's ego is legendary. I once saw a film about President Truman. In one scene they were discussing MA being put in charge of the occupation forces in Japan and somebody mentioned that the Emperor of Japan had to regularly report to MA whereupon one of president's people made a really good sarcastic comment that went something like:

      "I'd sure like to be a fly on that wall... It isn't every day you get to see one divinity talking to another.

    I don't know whether that conversation ever happened in reality but that quote sure sums up what many people who knew him seem to have thought of MacArthur.
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    -- Henning von Tresckow
  71. Re:Whhhaaaaa? Aussies had a Navy? by ignavus · · Score: 1

    The real story here is the one-on-one battle between the German raider Kormoran and the much more powerful Australian cruiser Sydney, which resulted in the Sydney being lost with no survivors, and the Kormoran being so badly damaged that it had to be scuttled, but with most crew surviving. Many questions, and some conspiracy theories, have arisen as to why the Sydney could have been so comprehensively destroyed by an inferior opponent. Suggestions put forward include the idea that a Japanese submarine was involved - a scandal as Japan and Australia were not yet at war (this was before Pearl Harbour).

    Finding the remains of the Sydney might help piece together its final hours, and explain why it vanished with over 600 men on board. According to German survivors of the battle, the badly-damaged Sydney had sailed away from the sinking Kormoran, with only one of its four gun turrets working and with fires raging on board. It sailed off over the horizon with periodic outbursts of flames, and was never seen again. Why did no crew abandon the mortally wounded ship? The only confirmed remains of the Sydney was an empty bullet-ridden life-raft found in the ocean. A life-raft with a dead body was later found on an island some distance from the battle - it may also have been from the Sydney, but this cannot be confirmed.

    Given the controversy around the battle, perhaps it is not surprising that further controversial claims should appear, alleging that the ship's remains have been found. No one seems too impressed by these latest claims, however.

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  72. FYI ... by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    Just in case others don't know (I am guessing you do), PNG = Papua New Guinea.

    1. Re:FYI ... by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Oh well, that'll probably not teach me :-)

  73. Re:Whhhaaaaa? Aussies had a Navy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... which is a NATO mission. And we're fighting there for the Afghanis, not for Americans.

    Rationalize it however you like, but the point remains that King George the W marched his army into Afghanistan and you lot followed. So did the rest of NATO, but that's neither here nor there; we all know who really wears the daddy pants in NATO command (and it's not Canada).

  74. Two possible answers... by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 1

    I have no idea where he gets his 16,000m figure from but one thing that immediately springs to mind is that he's almost certainly not looking straight down at the ocean floor.

    The Marianas Trench might only be 10,900m deep but it and other parts of the oceans would be obscured by a lot more than 10,900m of ocean when viewed at an angle.

    That to me seems to be one logical explanation. Another would be that, having found at least 31 sunken vessels, he's tested his software enough to be able to confidently extrapolate that it would be effective to 16,000m beneath the waves.

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    1. Re:Two possible answers... by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

      Another would be that, having found at least 31 sunken vessels, he's tested his software enough to be able to confidently extrapolate that it would be effective to 16,000m beneath the waves.

      From the article, the 31 sunken vessels claim is coming from him. Does anyone have anything that actually backs this number up?

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  75. FYI ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    PNG = PADI National Geographic dive approved site. Papua New Guinea has several qualifying sites.

  76. in other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is nonsense: I work in the earth observation satellite industry and there are no ultraviolet or x-ray sensors on earth observation satellites (for obvious reasons - the earth does not emit x-rays, and UV is absorbed by the atmosphere.). Optical sensors can see at most a few metres into clear water. At infrared wavelengths water is black and opaque. "Light passes through matter"? Doesn't The Times have a science correspondent?

    Grant Thompson, Rome,

    Apparently there is some dispute about this...

    "In June 2007, British maritime researcher Timothy Akers a former employee of David Mearns, claimed to have located the wreck of the Sydney along with other wrecks from a Japanese Battle Group in the vicinity, using high quality satellite imagery he purchased.[2] However, this claim has been disputed, and Ted Graham, the chairman of the Perth-based volunteer company HMAS Sydney Search, has dismissed the possibility the wreck can be located using satellite imagery.[3]"

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMAS_Sydney_(1934)

    Jon, Ventura, CA, USA

    Unfortunately the ocean isn't 16,000 metres deep.

    Also, light doesn't go through matter in many cases. In particular, UV and x-ray don't penetrate the atmosphere, never mind water or solid ground. Infrared is absorbed in water even before red light and anyone who scuba dives knows how quickly red light disappears with depth.

    Robb, Calgary, Canada

  77. Re:Whhhaaaaa? Aussies had a Navy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "if the US had not shipped all the guns, ammo, food, clothing, aircraft, tanks, trucks, etc... "

    Shipped? I think the word you are looking for is 'sold'. You know, as in making a profit?

  78. How did this get through? by Ecuador · · Score: 1

    The worse slashdot post in a while. Didn't the editors finish highschool? Ok, I do have a degree in Physics, but since highschool I have known that the deepest trench in the ocean is 11km deep, that we cannot photograph the earth in X-Rays (they don't penetrate the atmosphere, and the earth certainly does not emit them), that we cannot "analyze a picture in different wavelengths" (we can only take pictures in different wavelengths and THEN analyze them).
    Non-highschool level physics of course invalidates the rest of the points of this article. Why are we still discussing this?

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  79. pre Pearl Harbor by stites · · Score: 1

    "Maritime researcher Timothy Akers claims to have discovered the wreck of the HMAS Sydney, along with the location of the German raider Kormoran that sank the Sydney off the coast of Western Australia in November 1941, killing all 645 men on board."

    "He said the wrecks of a number of Japanese warships and submarines, also believed to have been involved in the battle, were lying on the ocean floor nearby."

    In November 1941 Australia and Germany were at war. Japan and Australia were not at war at that time.

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    Steve Stites

  80. Re:Whhhaaaaa? Aussies had a Navy? by zippthorne · · Score: 1

    We paid a heavy price, but we got what we really wanted out of that fight, so it's solidly in the "lost, but objectives achieved anyway" column.

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  81. Why the outcry? This is a true/false outcome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Either the ship is where he says it is or it is not. Someone should go there, look, disprove him and this all goes away and he looks like a fool (or a genius)

  82. Re:Whhhaaaaa? Aussies had a Navy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can count?

  83. cosmic ray backscattering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    others have posted that you probably can't spot wrecks in deep water in visible light. however, cosmic ray backscattering (similar to muon radiography) can evidently spot submarines and whales, even from orbit

  84. Real Time Sub Tracking from Space by Geodesy99 · · Score: 1

    ... you would launch specialized military satellites designed to find subs in real-time ... Not really - contrary to the Hollywood depictions of some sort of fixed 'eye in the sky, satellites move, and although some have various degrees of maneuverability, and when they come back around (repeat) it's rarely over the same piece of real estate. Some satellites s use a Molniya orbit that can give them a real good and close hang time over the target, but again, then your ROI is more or less fixed, and the sub is moving. Since the orbital parameters are known (at least by any potential enemy that my be capable of hitting your subs), it's not all that difficult to arrange your patrol not to be in the observable area - SSBNs are very fast ( probably well over 50 knots), so even if you were in the scene, you could just follow a bearing along the satellite track at flank speed and the best they would get is maybe a few pixels, and most likely, none. There are various ways of attempting to track - one interesting one was looking for the phytoplankton phosphorescence 'bloom' caused when the motion disturbance hit the surface, another was using some high power filtering to detect the minute bow wave disturbance as it distorted the surface. But there were relative trivial operational methods the sub could use to defeat these. I won't get into down link, processing, and band width issues, bu just about nothing with satellites is 'real time', despite the cool cross hairs and zoom capability shown on TV and the movies.
  85. You even need to ask? by jd · · Score: 1

    There's only one possible thing at that depth - Cthulhu!

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  86. Frankly, it's impossible. by jd · · Score: 1
    There is one very tenuous possibility - that the ship is altering ocean currents sufficiently to be detected with sufficient precision that the origin can be deduced by inference. The ocean's surface is the only thing you can see, ergo the only source of information he could be using. From there, you look at what can alter the surface, what can alter that, and so on.

    Probability that this could be useful at very shallow depths, with objects whose size are far more significant in the scheme of things: Pretty good, but reverse computations of this kind are regarded as cutting-edge at the supercomputer fairs. The odds of seeing that kind of calculation being done, even at a near-trivial level, in the home is so close to zero you might as well watch the cartoons instead.

    Probability of this working at the depths cited, with an object of negligible relative size, under probably highly unfavorable conditions: Definitely watch the cartoons. You'll have a far better chance of success.

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  87. Re:Whhhaaaaa? Aussies had a Navy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, it's a lot easier when you're sober.

  88. Can anyone say Weekly World News? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would believe all the stories in the Weekly World News before this crap.....

  89. Re:Whhhaaaaa? Aussies had a Navy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    recovering from Perl harbor


    Were there regexs involved? :oP
  90. Re:Whhhaaaaa? Aussies had a Navy? by Fex303 · · Score: 1
    Mate, I don't know who you are, but let me buy you a VB sometime.

    Speaking as an Aussie who's currently working in the USA, this is pretty much dead on.

  91. Current Sensors by Geodesy99 · · Score: 1

    What sensor would be the most likely candidate .... That was my point - there are not any candidates, except maybe a crystal ball or dowsing rod. Even if you discounted all the other crud in the ocean, and it was as clear as the finest optical glass, it would still absorb all the light at that depth. Some how a photon (at least ONE) needs to get down there, then bounce off and travel all the way back to orbit to hit the CCD on the sensor.

    ..... ancient trade routes buried under meters of sand. I've been away from the remote sensing community to even know what the current sensor packages are even capable of. The SAR stuff has revealed a lot of fascinating archaeological discoveries and is re-writing a lot of history. The current platforms are the same just better resolution, more coverage, more spectral bands, same basic principles. Only fairly new stuff is non-military SAR of a decent resolution (5 meters), true color stereo is now being done at 3 meter, and they have a few things bouncing laser beams off the surface. Biggest innovation is just being able to find the stuff, most data centers have their databases online, so that is easier.
  92. Re:Whhhaaaaa? Aussies had a Navy? by Unbelievable_Truth · · Score: 1

    It would greatly interest the current director of the Australian National War Museum in Canberra if there were 'irrefutable evidence' of Japan's plans to invade Australia. He is convinced there weren't. The problem is that it has become a nationalistic 'Brit-bashing' rallying cry to say that Menzies and Churchill left Australia undefended so that Australian troops could be wasted in the African desert and in SE Asia.

  93. Re:Whhhaaaaa? Aussies had a Navy? by Unbelievable_Truth · · Score: 1

    However the actual Murmansk Runs were usually done escorted by the Royal Navy. For a very moving fictional account - I recommend HMS Ulysses by Alistair MacLean. As far as supplying the UK, yes, America did; however they made very sure they were well paid for it. Britain only finished paying off it's war debt to the US in 2006, that's right.. last year. That and the small matter of bases in the Caribbean in exchange for 50 obsolete destroyers that were little better than death-traps.

  94. Re:Whhhaaaaa? Aussies had a Navy? by NoMaster · · Score: 1

    Mate, I don't know who you are, but let me buy you a VB sometime.
    Now, now, there's no need to be nasty...

    (If you really liked the man, you'd buy him a Toohey's Old instead! ;-)

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  95. Re:Whhhaaaaa? Aussies had a Navy? by bhiestand · · Score: 1

    I'd have to research all of your claims, and I haven't, so I'm not going to argue them. But I'm not claiming that the US did everything out of the goodness of its heart. I'm simply refuting the previous assertion that the USSR was a superpower therefor didn't need any supplies from America. American supplies were instrumental in the winning of the war. So were the millions of Russians who died on the eastern front. So were the Brits and Aussies. Without the pure industrial power of America it is unlikely that the Allies would've won the war. Without the concessions granted to America during this war America likely would not be the superpower that it is today.

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  96. obligatory by master_p · · Score: 1

    in russia, warships find you!

  97. Re:Whhhaaaaa? Aussies had a Navy? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    We lost a war to the Dominion which was part of the British empire.
    Muskets against these guys? No wonder you lost.
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  98. Re:Whhhaaaaa? Aussies had a Navy? by Fex303 · · Score: 1

    (If you really liked the man, you'd buy him a Toohey's Old instead! ;-)

    Toohey's? Don't even joke about that swill. (I'm a Melbournian.)

    How about I get us some Coopers and we'll keep everyone happy?

  99. Submarine Speeds by dakirw · · Score: 1

    SSBNs are very fast ( probably well over 50 knots)...
    Actually, most submarines aren't that fast. The fastest military submarines build to date are the Soviet Alfa-class subs, which could hit a maximum speed of about 45 knots submerged. Most SSBNs are designed for stealth, and probably aren't designed to go faster than 30 knots. The Ohio-class, for instance, is listed only as being capable of 20+ knots.
    1. Re: Submarine Speeds by dakirw · · Score: 1

      Oh, I don't disagree that submarines could be designed to run at 50 knots (ricer subs?). However, from everything that I've read, there are two major issues that affect the designs. Military subs are concerned with the ability to NOT be detected and being able to detect enemies. Running at higher speeds would dramatically increase the noise produced, while sharply reducing the ability to pick up enemy contacts passively. So from a practical standpoint, military subs would not be expected to go faster than 25 knots at operation speeds (this figure is for the Seawolf, other subs have lower tactical speeds). One link I've seen is this one.

  100. Re:Whhhaaaaa? Aussies had a Navy? by mjwx · · Score: 1

    Actually,

    Hitler would have still been defeated, Mainland Europe would belong to Soviet Russia with possibly a small part of it being liberated by Britain (France or Scandinavia) and the Brits would have been quiet successfully at pushing rommell out of Africa. Operation Torch was only meant to prevent the Afrika Korps from retreating back to Italy. A hammer and anvil operation, the US as the anvil and the Brits as the hammer. The Kasserine pass proved how ineffective the US army at the time was as an anvil.

    As for the Asia Pacific region, that would belong to Japan, weather Australia would have been invaded is a matter of some debate (a large tract of the Japanese army was involved in an attempt to invade India during the war). Without pearl harbour who know if the British empire would have been attacked (Pearl Harbour happened because of economic sanctions against the empire of Japan which had a limited supply of oil which the US had essentially cut off in response to their invasion of China in the 30's).

    Japan would never have been able to help Hitler, they were blocked by the Soviets who had a quiet peace with the Japanese but would never have allowed open aid to pass between Japan and Nazi Germany. In actual history the Soviets never declared war on Japan until the writing was well and truly on the wall.

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  101. Re:Whhhaaaaa? Aussies had a Navy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a Canuck.


    Perhaps that's why you can't spell Port Moresby.
  102. Submarine Speeds by Geodesy99 · · Score: 1

    Other than Wikipedia, how do you conclude this? The Albacore (1953 vintage) was the first modern hull submarine, and official USN documents place her speed at 34 knots in 1966. (BTW since then, the 'official' speed for nuclear subs has always been (35+ knots). As far as SSBNs go, hydrodynamic efficiency actually increase with size in general (the precise curves relating to contour, prismatic, wetted area, appendages, etc. is more actually more complicate than that, but it'll do unless you want the actual hull parameters to put into FASTSHIPS or other CFD algorithm ). I'd agree with 20 kn as a patrol or stealth speed, but some basic math on the non-cavitating RPM on a particular size propeller, the estimated shaft horsepower from steam turbines of that era would indicate a much higher possible speed than 20 kn. It's certainly doubtful that the top possible speed (along with max depth) was ever attempted outside of initial trials, but all the external publicly viewable does not indicate a design maximum of only 20 kn. One only has to look at some of the experimental swath vessels to see that a submarine like hull can reach 50 kn speeds. Even if the sub only moved at ten knots, my point about sat tracking still stands, a fixed predictable sensor has little chance to detect a moving target with knowledge of the sensor' approximate position. If someone wants to work the math to prove otherwise there are several excellent web accessible sources), I'd happily change my opinion, but not from wikipedia as a source.