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Cell Phones Disable Keys for High-End Cars

Geoffrey.landis writes "Turns out if you have a top-end Nissan car, your cellphone may erase your car key. '"We discovered that if the I-Key touches a cellphone, outgoing or incoming calls have the potential to alter the electronic code inside the I-Key," Nissan spokesman Kyle Bazemore said. "The car won't start and the I-Key cannot be reprogrammed."'"

463 comments

  1. That's a crying shame... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I miss the days when you could open the car door with a coat hanger and hot wire the ignition.

    1. Re:That's a crying shame... by kanani · · Score: 3, Funny

      but now you can hotwire it with your cellphone and you don't have to lug around that pesky coathanger

    2. Re:That's a crying shame... by Tyrion+Moath · · Score: 5, Funny

      I miss the days when you could put your cellphone in the same pocket as your car keys.

    3. Re:That's a crying shame... by CompMD · · Score: 4, Funny

      At least nowadays there are far more fun and entertaining ways to disable someone's car. I do it to drunk friends all the time. If they want to drive, I usually take their fuel injection system fuse. I'll have to add "fry nissan keys with cellphone" to my list of things to do to cars to keep them stationary.

    4. Re:That's a crying shame... by Ice+Wewe · · Score: 1

      I miss the days when you could open the car door with a coat hanger and hot wire the ignition.

      Well, all you need now is a laptop with Bluetooth and the know-how. Isn't that just as easy?

    5. Re:That's a crying shame... by couchslug · · Score: 1

      You can still legally get lockout kits, and the (more proficient) car thieves know how to disable most alarms.

      The other way is to grab the car with a wrecker.
      People don't seem to care about that when it isn't their car. We've hooked up to move cars off-property for legit repos, and when expedient we've dragged them down the street with brakes locked and tires smoking. Once off-premises we'd tow it properly, but the point is that unless you are with your ride, someone who wants it can usually still get it.

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    6. Re:That's a crying shame... by maxume · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I would only ever do that if I had one pocket. Cell phones are usually made out of soft, easily scratched plastic. Keys are made out of metal. Not a good combination(I mean, obviously, but people really put their keys and cell phone in the same pocket?).

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    7. Re:That's a crying shame... by Garridan · · Score: 1

      My pockets must contain: keys, wallet, cellphone, leatherman. Keys+leatherman makes for loud clanking, wallet keeps leatherman vertical; back pockets are out of the question (wallet would be ok, but gives back problems). Hence, keys & cell go together, and I only buy flip phones. The surface gets a little scratched, but that's fine by me since the screen & buttons are protected.

    8. Re:That's a crying shame... by iamdrscience · · Score: 4, Informative

      Sounds like a great way to lose friends, if you take a fuse you can put it back in and everything's fine, if you fry a key it'll can cost you a ridiculous amount (near $100) to get a replacement.

      Then again, letting them drive runk is a pretty good way to lose friends as well :(

    9. Re:That's a crying shame... by rizzo420 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      actually, i'd be willing to bet that nissan will have to fix these and possibly recall the keys. cell phones are all over. if this happens as easily as it sounds, nissan should be changing their technology and replacing the keys and/or ignition system.

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    10. Re:That's a crying shame... by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      I keep my cell in the same pocket as my keys unless I'm wearing me jacket (which has a cell phone pocket). The phone is safer from damage with my keys and lip balm than it is in the the same pocket with my business card case which scratched the heck out of the last phone.

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    11. Re:That's a crying shame... by CompMD · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Personally, I can't think of a single person who would (in sober retrospect) rather get a DUI or kill someone than spend $100 for a new car key.

    12. Re:That's a crying shame... by billcopc · · Score: 1

      Gah you kids and your puny little tricks... back in the good old days, if a friend was too drunk to drive, we'd tackle him, steal his keys and drive the car 8 hours north to Sudbury and sell it to some Canadian redneck for more beer money. By the time we bussed back home we'd be ready to drink again :)

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    13. Re:That's a crying shame... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      I miss the days when you could open the car door with a coat hanger and hot wire the ignition.

      Are you old enough to remember the billboards advertising VW bugs which said, "Do you remember when you could tune a car with a screwdriver instead of a committee?"

    14. Re:That's a crying shame... by bjdevil66 · · Score: 1

      I guess Hollywood will have to go away from the "man hotwires the car just in the nick of time" plot device - now it'll be the "reprograms electronic starter with cell phone hack" save.

    15. Re:That's a crying shame... by dawnzer · · Score: 5, Informative

      I called my sister after reading this (she has a new Altima), and she said Nissan sent out letters awhile back about the problem. They said they are developing new ones that aren't affected by phones, and will be sending out replacements.

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    16. Re:That's a crying shame... by zippthorne · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The leatherman should be in it's provide leather holster on your belt.

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    17. Re:That's a crying shame... by jlarocco · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah... But that's a false dichotomy. Could just as easily take the key or hide it. No need to be an asshole and erase it.

    18. Re:That's a crying shame... by It'sYerMam · · Score: 3, Funny

      I called my sister after reading this

      Does she own a Nissan, by any chance?

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    19. Re:That's a crying shame... by Edisaloser · · Score: 0

      No the Altima is the latest Toyota...that's why he called his sister you git!

    20. Re:That's a crying shame... by RubberDogBone · · Score: 1

      Well, if you ARE with your ride, they can still get it by threat of violence (good old carjacking) or simply by politely asking for the keys, a technique which apparently works well for some of you recovery agents.

      If someone wants to steal or recover a given car, the only question is how much effort they're willing to put into the goal and how badly they want it.

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    21. Re:That's a crying shame... by ameoba · · Score: 1

      The thing is, most people drive drunk because, by their (admittedly skewed) calculation of the odds, they're going to get home safely. Many people drive drunk for years without ever injuring another, facing legal consequences or even causing property damage.

      So, it becomes a case of $100 vs. (cost of dui)*(odds of getting caught). Given an average cost of DUI of $20,000 that means, if you're a gambler, you're better off driving than losing a $100 key until the odds of getting caught are higher than one half of one percent. During certain times of the year or certain geographical regions, this may be the case but most places, at most times, I'd say the actual odds are far less.

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    22. Re:That's a crying shame... by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 1

      It's no different than Safes or doors or computers. Once you have physical access it's just a matter of time. The goal is to make it not worth the effort or to make the car next to you the easier target.

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    23. Re:That's a crying shame... by memojuez · · Score: 1

      Well, all you need now is a laptop with Bluetooth and the know-how. Isn't that just as easy? I see it now, Java Applets on my BlueTooth enabled BlackBerry called Open Car Door and Start Engine
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    24. Re:That's a crying shame... by Garridan · · Score: 1

      Negative. For one thing, I don't wear a belt. Second, I crawl through tight spots, and traipse through the woods quite a bit. I've lost 2 leathermans (leathermen?) to the leather holster popping open, and never lost one that was in my pocket.

    25. Re:That's a crying shame... by scatters · · Score: 1

      Dude, you missed the point - sister has a Nissan (new Altima according to GP), brother calls sister, call disables ignition key... It's called humour.

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    26. Re:That's a crying shame... by raju1kabir · · Score: 1

      people really put their keys and cell phone in the same pocket?

      Of course.

      Get one of those plastic phone condoms for a bar phone and it's impervious to key-related harm.

      Plus, after a few months the plastic gets sort of sticky and yellowed so nobody wants to steal your phone.

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    27. Re:That's a crying shame... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you are in an industrial or country environment, you then look like a nerd. I can't see wearing one on your belt in an office or urban setting.

    28. Re:That's a crying shame... by click2005 · · Score: 1

      Quick.. press 7, you're steering to the right. Oh damn, you dont have Steering Pacman installed.

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    29. Re:That's a crying shame... by garylian · · Score: 1

      Funny, I see a lot of urban firefighters wear one on their belts. Not quite an industrial job, and they don't look like nerds...

    30. Re:That's a crying shame... by OneoFamillion · · Score: 1

      back pockets are out of the question (wallet would be ok, but gives back problems) Whoa :o Feel free to send some of that cash to me...
    31. Re:That's a crying shame... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Not quite. My oldest memory is watching Richard Nixon resign the presidency. I think I was two or three at the time. :)

    32. Re:That's a crying shame... by prockcore · · Score: 2, Informative

      You can still legally get lockout kits, and the (more proficient) car thieves know how to disable most alarms.


      Hell, even the less proficient non car thieves know how to do so. My car came with a Karr alarm, and after a few years I lost the keyfob. The alarm wasn't armed, so I just let it be. A year or so later my battery died, and hooking up a new battery set off the alarm. I had no way to disable the alarm. Putting the key into the ignition didn't work (in fact, I couldn't even start the car).

      So I looked down by the pedals and off to the left side is a little door, I opened it up and there was the alarm with a giant mass of wires going to a single plug. I unplugged it and boom, no alarm and the car starts fine.

      Took me less than a minute to disable my alarm. Maybe my alarm wasn't hooked up right, I don't know, it came with the car.
    33. Re:That's a crying shame... by grolschie · · Score: 1

      I miss the days when you could open the car door with a coat hanger and hot wire the ignition.
      Yeah! Damn that DMCA! :-)
    34. Re:That's a crying shame... by CastrTroy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      With all the junk I have to carry, I've just broken down and got a man purse. Works great for those times when you don't want to carry around a back pack, but don't have enough room in your pockets, or happen to be wearing pants without pockets. I don't really care if some people think it looks feminine. It gets the job done, and I don't have to walk around with my pockets crammed full of stuff.

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    35. Re:That's a crying shame... by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      My dad has lost 2 keys for his car lately. I think I remember him saying that they cost $80 to replace, could have been more. It's amazing, you can almost buy an entire computer for that much, and they are trying to charge that much for a chipped key. After he lost the second one, he just started using the Valet key. I'm not sure what the difference is, but it seems to work well enough for him.

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    36. Re:That's a crying shame... by pnutjam · · Score: 2, Funny

      haha....

      I mean "It's a god-damn satchel!"

    37. Re:That's a crying shame... by Old+Benjamin · · Score: 1

      $100 vs. (cost of dui)*(odds of getting caught) should be $100 vs. ((Avg. Cost of DUI)*(Odds of Getting Caught) + (Odds of accident)*(respective odds and costs of: Killing oneself + Killing one's friend + Killing someone else + Going to jail for doing any of the last two). Unless $100 is the difference between life and death, you really shouldn't drive.

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    38. Re:That's a crying shame... by desenz · · Score: 1

      Pants without pockets? I haven't got any of those... my girlfriend does though.

      Just kidding. Do what works for ya.

    39. Re:That's a crying shame... by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      I miss the days when there were no cellphones.

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    40. Re:That's a crying shame... by M0b1u5 · · Score: 1

      Not if you have a Motorola RAZR: it's anodized Aluminium, and damn tough if I do say so myself.

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    41. Re:That's a crying shame... by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Problem is, drunk people sometimes don't understand that they shouldn't drive, even if they would when sober. Last time I hid a friend's keys when he was drunk (I'm talking half-a-carton drunk) and wanting to drive home, it ended badly. (He tried to steal my mum's handbag then took a swing at my GF when she took it back... that night we eventually gave him his keys along with a "f**k off home, I hope you die on the way". Needless to say he's now banned from mum's house and not permitted to drink at mine. :P )

      This way seems more subtle... expensive though.

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    42. Re:That's a crying shame... by oatworm · · Score: 1
      Except the other half of your sum there:

      + (Odds of accident)*(respective odds and costs of: Killing oneself + Killing one's friend + Killing someone else + Going to jail for doing any of the last two)
      ... is non-zero even when you're sober. So, in fact, the odds are more like the difference between the odds of an accident when you're sober and all its related consequences subtracted from the (presumably) greater odds of those things when you're drunk. Consequently, if you're feeling really pedantic, the real sum would look something like:

      $100 vs. ((Avg. Cost of DUI)*(Odds of Getting Caught) + (Odds of accident-Odds of accident while sober under the same road conditions)*(respective odds and costs of: Killing oneself + Killing one's friend + Killing someone else + Going to jail for doing any of the last two - same odds while sober)

      Because of this, there are at least two possible conclusions that can be drawn from your statement:
      1. Don't drive whether you're drunk or not - the odds of killing yourself or someone else are non-zero in either case. In fact, leaving the house is probably a bad idea today.
      2. Don't drive if you're drunk and the odds of getting into an accident are sufficiently high enough to deter you from driving or your friends from letting you drive.

      For what it's worth, I think driving drunk is a bad idea no matter how the odds look - there's just too much that can go wrong. That said, there's a big difference between driving drunk from a club downtown where you have to drive through city traffic and driving drunk from a bar in the middle of nowhere; neither is good, but one clearly has less favorable odds than the other.
    43. Re:That's a crying shame... by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >That said, there's a big difference between driving drunk from a club downtown where you have to drive through city traffic and driving
      >drunk from a bar in the middle of nowhere; neither is good, but one clearly has less favorable odds than the other.

      Right. Driving drunk through midtown traffic keeps you on your toes: You have to constantly make decisions, you have to negotiate the trip in spite of many police whose sole task is DUI response, and you have to deal with other drivers, many of whom are *also* driving across town after the standard (state-mandated) bar closing time. On the other hand, a drunk driving trip on a rural road allows the driver to become complacent, to neglect the fact that he is drunk, offers fewer, infrequent distractions and decisions that have to be made, and once he passes the DUI checkpoint at the city limits, if he can maintain a lane and keep a constant speed, he probably will make it without incident. I'm not sure which of these scenarios was supposed to have the more favorable odds...

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    44. Re:That's a crying shame... by franksands · · Score: 1

      Completely offtopic, but great signature. I love everything about Discworld...

    45. Re:That's a crying shame... by sortius_nod · · Score: 2, Funny

      here in australia, one of the most popular cars (the holden commodore) can be opened with a house key... they kind of fixed the problem with the latest models. now all need is a screwdriver.

    46. Re:That's a crying shame... by EtherMonkey · · Score: 1

      Not if you have a Motorola RAZR: it's anodized Aluminium, and damn tough if I do say so myself

      Not the new ones. I got a new RAZR v3max from Cingular to take advantage of the faster data transfer rates. I am very disappointed both with the build quality and the horrid user interface. Mostly plastic with a thin, etched metal cover. Larger overall size and flimsy hinge. Nothing like the original RAZR except for general shape and keypad.

      I gave it to my daughter and switched to blackberry instead.
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    47. Re:That's a crying shame... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummm... no one ever said that stopped working.... Only now, you'll be the *only* one who can drive the car.

    48. Re:That's a crying shame... by encoderer · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well Said, Gareth.

    49. Re:That's a crying shame... by jlarocco · · Score: 1

      That's always possible. But if your friend was that pissed when you just took his keys away, think how pissed he's going to be when you take his keys away and cost him hundreds of dollars.

    50. Re:That's a crying shame... by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Well you're talking to a group of people who probably think it's reasonable to have a holster for a cell phone. So, no, I don't think the a leatherman would make any slashdotters look any more nerdy.

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    51. Re:That's a crying shame... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I miss the days when I could open your car door with a coat hanger and hot wire the ignition.

    52. Re:That's a crying shame... by Spacezilla · · Score: 2, Informative

      I didn't get it either. :(

      Perhaps "You called her on her cellphone, didn't you?" would have been better. :)

      Or perhaps I'm just stupid. :(

    53. Re:That's a crying shame... by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      After he lost the second one, he just started using the Valet key. I'm not sure what the difference is, but it seems to work well enough for him.

      Generally speaking, valet keys can't open the trunk, glove box, or any other locked storage compartment.

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    54. Re:That's a crying shame... by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you need one of these.

    55. Re:That's a crying shame... by mpe · · Score: 1

      that night we eventually gave him his keys along with a "f**k off home, I hope you die on the way". Needless to say he's now banned from mum's house and not permitted to drink at mine. :P )

      The problem is that idiots who drive whilst drunk cannot be relied upon to only harm themselves.

    56. Re:That's a crying shame... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      actually, i'd be willing to bet that nissan will have to fix these and possibly recall the keys. cell phones are all over. if this happens as easily as it sounds, nissan should be changing their technology and replacing the keys and/or ignition system.

      Remember the furor when all the yuppies were getting those oh-so-piss-elegant eelskin wallets and having their credit cards and transit passes wiped out?

      There was all this BS rumor-mongering that they must have been made of electric eels to cause such effects.

      It turned out it was the magnetic clasps on the change pockets.

    57. Re:That's a crying shame... by DDLKermit007 · · Score: 2, Funny

      You carry keys!?!?!? You knuckle dragger! Get yourself a driver =P

    58. Re:That's a crying shame... by laejoh · · Score: 0

      Hi, are you happy to see me or do you just have your cellphone in the same pocket as you car keys?

    59. Re:That's a crying shame... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With all the junk I have to carry, I've just broken down and got a man purse. Works great for those times when you don't want to carry around a back pack, but don't have enough room in your pockets, or happen to be wearing pants without pockets. I don't really care if some people think it looks feminine. It gets the job done, and I don't have to walk around with my pockets crammed full of stuff.


      Sure, if you're already going drag, you might as well complete the outfit.
    60. Re:That's a crying shame... by tomatensaft · · Score: 1

      Modded you insightful, because I've bought a man purse for exact same reason: I've got too much stuff to carry it in my pockets, especially in summer!

    61. Re:That's a crying shame... by Selivanow · · Score: 1

      Which is generally funny when it comes to minivans :) Can someone explain to me the point of not being able to open the trunk of a minivan? I didn't think so.

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    62. Re:That's a crying shame... by CastrTroy · · Score: 2, Informative

      For future reference, if you reply to a thread that you've modded, your mods(?) get removed.

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    63. Re:That's a crying shame... by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Perhaps "You called her on her cellphone, didn't you?" would have been better. :)

      Or perhaps I'm just stupid. :(


      Those choices are not mutually exclusive. :)
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    64. Re:That's a crying shame... by Selivanow · · Score: 1

      Why, yes, this is a car... But my name's not Jack.

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    65. Re:That's a crying shame... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really do.

      So what if i scrath my phone. I don't ussually buy anything more expensive than 300 euros if i have to.
      Here in Spain people usually gets new phones from the telephone company. If they don't the move, so they usually get a shiny new model.

      I have my phone just to communicate not to show it.

    66. Re:That's a crying shame... by maxume · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As a crass, over-consuming American, I just don't see any reason to scratch my $30, 2 year old phone when it is so easily avoided. I mean, I have my phone to communicate and not to show it also, but it still bugs me if it is getting scratched in a way that is perfectly avoidable.

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    67. Re:That's a crying shame... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why they have comprehensive auto insurance. Works in either case!

    68. Re:That's a crying shame... by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      Cell phones are usually made out of soft, easily scratched plastic. Keys are made out of metal. Not a good combination(I mean, obviously, but people really put their keys and cell phone in the same pocket?).

      So don't buy crappy phones made of soft, easily scratched plastic! My phone has a metal / hardened rubber exterior and has held up quite nicely to being knocked around in my pocket along with my keys, loose change, etc. It's not like I paid jack for it - I got it as a "freebie phone" with a contract at Verizon.

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    69. Re:That's a crying shame... by bean123456789 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I can attest to this (I have an altima as well), Nissan sent me a letter a couple of weeks ago with total disclosure about the issue and said they would be sending replacement fobs soon. I have yet to get my replacements, but I think them taking responsibility like this is pretty cool for a car company.

    70. Re:That's a crying shame... by john_is_war · · Score: 1

      horrid user interface. That's why you only go for unlocked phones.
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    71. Re:That's a crying shame... by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

      Lindsay Lohan sure should have. Isn't that the third accident in about two years she's had in that 600hp brute? Man, am glad I don't live in LA. Drunk, coked up 20 year old celebrities driving cars with nearly as much horsepower as a F1 car? And then getting caught 24 hours later, slumped in her car.

    72. Re:That's a crying shame... by maxume · · Score: 1

      I prefer separating my crappy phone from my keys to being in hock to a giant corporation. I will probably have to change that attitude before I try to buy a house.

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    73. Re:That's a crying shame... by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      I miss the days when cellphones were for self-important assholes, cost over a dollar a minute, and the batteries only worked for half an hour.

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    74. Re:That's a crying shame... by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
      And then you have the rort where some manufacturers have (not sure on the exact specifics of how they do it) a nice little breaker so when the battery does die (or get near it), something is blown, or reset, or wherever, so you can't just break the key open and replace the battery, even though any watchmaker will give you the exact same one. Oh no, back to the dealer for a $100 slap.

      Kudos to Toyota, too, at least, for not doing this - in fact our dealer made a point of showing us how to pop the key case and emphasizing that the battery was replaceable.

    75. Re:That's a crying shame... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      But if your friend was that pissed when you just took his keys away, think how pissed he's going to be when you take his keys away and cost him hundreds of dollars.

      That's why you do it and don't tell anyone. As opposed to walking up the the drunk and saying "Ha ha, fuck you, I wiped your key so you can't go anywhere and it'll cost you $200 to get it fixed."

    76. Re:That's a crying shame... by sasdrtx · · Score: 1

      You girly man. Just re-task a camcorder bag.

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    77. Re:That's a crying shame... by tomatensaft · · Score: 1

      Yeah... :) I only realized it, when I've hit the "Submit" button, unfortunately... :(

  2. Stupid New Cars by phantomcircuit · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The amount of electronics in modern cars is ridiculous, especially when you think about how often electronics break and how easily they're broken.

    My mom has a ford escape, there have been two wiring recalls and the wiring has failed on two separate occasions. They had to completely replace the main board!

    I can understand that putting electronics in cars seems like a good idea, but it's not.

    It's DANGEROUS!

    1. Re:Stupid New Cars by whisper_jeff · · Score: 3, Funny

      The problem wasn't the wiring in the car.

      The problem was that your mom owns a Ford.

    2. Re:Stupid New Cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      The new mechanical engine in modern cars is ridiculous, especially when you think about how often mechanical engines break and how easily they're broken.

      My mom has a ford Model T, there have been engine problems and the engine has failed on two separate occasions. They had to completely replace the engine!

      I can understand that putting mechanical engines in cars seems like a good idea, but it's not.

      It's DANGEROUS!

      Think of all those poor out of work horses and buggy whip manufacturers now!

    3. Re:Stupid New Cars by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

      But if they don't keep adding more and more electronics to cars, how will they get people to buy a brand new one every few years?

      /bicyclist

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    4. Re:Stupid New Cars by trolltalk.com · · Score: 1
      Add to this the number of new cars that are coming with only a drivers-side exterior lock. If it gets frozen, jammed, or sticks, you can't just unlock the passenger door to get inside.

      If you're "lucky," you'll have a hatchback and be able to crawl in through the rear.

      If you're really unlucky, you'll be doing this while the kids are screaming, and you're wearing a skirt.

      Contrariwise, if you're really lucky, you'll be in the car behind, with your video-camera-equipped cellphone.

    5. Re:Stupid New Cars by fred911 · · Score: 2, Informative

      "The problem was that your mom owns a Ford"

        Problem with your statement is that the Escape is a Mazda Tribute.

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    6. Re:Stupid New Cars by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Simple... Car makers will install Windows and people will line up to their dealers on Patch Tuesday to get updated or buy a replacement vehicle. Some people might get mad if they're told that the "driver" needs to be replaced, but I'm sure that won't happen too often.

    7. Re:Stupid New Cars by maxume · · Score: 1

      Right, because CAFE standards would have been met without EFI.

      I bet she bought the first year of a model because she liked the way it looked. Them's the knocks.

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    8. Re:Stupid New Cars by iago-vL · · Score: 1

      I'd hate to imagine the series of events that would lead me to being unable to unlock the drivers-side door while wearing a skirt...

    9. Re:Stupid New Cars by phantomcircuit · · Score: 1

      Mechanical engines do break down, obviously.

      The problem is that electronics in the engine increases the complexity to the point where a failure is almost guaranteed.

      Don't get me wrong I do believe that electronics in cars is a good idea, but I do not believe that critical systems should rely on electronics.

      Comparing a Model T's engine to a modern cars engine is actually a very good analogy, except for one thing. Electronic controls do not give anything that a well engineered engine does not, while a Model T's engine was a vast improvement over the horse and buggy.

    10. Re:Stupid New Cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't think it's the electronics per se, but rather the attitude creeping in from the computer industry. I've noticed it in other industries as well, such as television and phone service. Faults that wouldn't have been tolerated ten years ago are suddenly cropping up everywhere. People have become desensitised to failure with electronics because of computers. Sloppy QA because of the training/expertise/staff overlap with computers.

      And at the same time, another problem is preventing this from being solved. People put up with it. The way capitalism is supposed to work is that if somebody fucks up, you can go with a competitor. But now it's trendy to complain and then forget about it until next time something goes wrong. Shitty mobile phone reception? Moan about it, but don't ask for your money back. Crashing computer? Complain to your neighbourhood geek, but don't demand a refund. Evil dictator in charge of your country? Re-elect the fucker! When there's no consequences to providing a shitty service, that's exactly what people will give you.

    11. Re:Stupid New Cars by iamdrscience · · Score: 2, Informative

      "The problem was that your mom owns a Ford" Problem with your statement is that the Escape is a Mazda Tribute.
      Nope, no problem, because not only does Ford own a 33.39% controlling interest in Mazda, but they also co-developed the Mazda Tribute.
    12. Re:Stupid New Cars by couchslug · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, crappy engineering (Ford cruise control switches, having large areas of harness "hot" even with the vehicle not running...) is dangerous.

      The public want blingful features, the public are no longer mechanically literate, and the public will not vocally insist on reliable vehicles. This creates tremendous pressure on makers to offer stupid shite at a competitive price.

      Even good features like electronically controlled automatic transmissions are often poorly engineered and are brutally expensive to replace when they fail.

      As an aside, tool prices have remained quite low, and if you are the sort of person who isn't afraid to learn you can save many thousands of dollars by doing your own work. The money you save easliy buys good equipment you can use for a lifetime.
      Never has an auto repair course at the local community college been a better value. You can free yourself from ever having to buy a new car, free yourself from being at the mercy of undertrained or unethical automobile repair outfits, and know the person who worked on your car gave a shit.
      If you can understand computers, it isn't a great leap to understand other technology, and as usual the internet can help.

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    13. Re:Stupid New Cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Electronic controls do not give anything that a well engineered engine does not

      What about better mileage, less emissions, and more reliable mechanics?

      If you move away from the engine you've got things like anti-lock brakes which are an electronically-controlled aspect of a primary safety system. (Though, while I don't know for sure, I suspect a failure in the ABS controller would likely not keep the brakes from operating normally.)

    14. Re:Stupid New Cars by Hamster+Of+Death · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You interact with critical systems every day that rely on electronics. You probably just never sat down to think about it since they are implemented well and tested to hell and back. How often do traffic lights fail? Elevators? Medical equipment? These all have a drastically lower rate of failure than consumer electronics. The problem here isn't with electronics in cars, it's with poorly implemented electronics in cars. Manufacturers need to give their quality control teams a kick in the butt and the means for them to implement the correct solutions. However, as long as marketing runs the show we will continue to have the users as a testbed instead of technicians testing these systems before the users and time and effort will go into areas that have a bigger payoff like 'styling'.

    15. Re:Stupid New Cars by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      My mom has a ford Model T, there have been engine problems and the engine has failed on two separate occasions. They had to completely replace the engine!

      Counterexample!

      I know someone with a Model T ford -- it was the first car he ever bought, it still runs and has the original engine!

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    16. Re:Stupid New Cars by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You wouldn't get the power and efficiency of a modern engine without the electronics which control it.

    17. Re:Stupid New Cars by ShaggyIan · · Score: 1

      I love that feature. Right up there with "opening the door with a key does not disarm the alarm".

      Had a keyfob die while not at home (or at the dealer, go figure). No way to open the car without setting off the alarm.

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    18. Re:Stupid New Cars by zitch · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Is it really electronics that increase complexity in an engine, or is it what is being asked out of an engine that's increasing the complexity?

      When it comes down to it, how much "mechanical" engineering will it take to build an engine that will get the power for the size and efficiency of a modern engine? Combine that with the fuel efficiency and emission requirements being forced on modern cars, how do you think any mechanical system will be able to determine how much air/fuel mixture is needed so that the catalytic converters can best convert any unwanted gasses that may result from the combustion process? Have you ever seen how complex a hydraulic control system for a 4- or 5-speed auto is? And it's just there to make a "current speed + how far pedal pushed down -> gear to use" calculation, too.

      For an example, look at the 2003 Honda Accord I own. Computers and electronics control the air/fuel mixture, the spark ignition timing, and even the gear changing on the auto tranny. How can you replace these electronics with mechanical processes and maintain the same amount of reliability and performance? And these are only some of the parts I would consider "critical" in an engine. That is also excluding functions like ABS and airbag deployement (I.E., not only when to deploy them, but what "stage", as modern airbags have multiple stages that are used depending on severity of a crash and if the occupant is wearing a seat belt).

      The real problem is not electronics, but what you alluded in your last sentence: poor engineering. If a part becomes a common point of failure on a type of car, whether it's a mechanical part or part of the electronics, it's from bad engineering at some level in designing that car. It could be that the part wasn't built to expected specs, or the part is being used in a way that it's not designed for. But in the end, it's still bad engineering. And that could be the result of any number of causes (oversight, cutting corners, etc.). Just because it's "electronics" doesn't make it any more prone to failure.

    19. Re:Stupid New Cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So buy an old one?

    20. Re:Stupid New Cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The amount of electronics in modern cars is ridiculous, especially when you think about how often electronics break and how easily they're broken."

      No, it's a wonderful wonderful thing.

      I have made a good living over the last year buying a certain make and model of car that had a bad batch of capacitors in their ECU. Ten minutes with a soldering iron, and what was 'spares or repairs' comes back to life in quite an astonishing manner. A few more hours of touch up and respray and I am set to make a tidy profit.

    21. Re:Stupid New Cars by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can understand that putting electronics in cars seems like a good idea, but it's not.

      That's why I like not having any electronics in my car. Oh, wait, I think the indicators use an electronic flasher unit, but it's not like anyone else around here signals when they're turning.

    22. Re:Stupid New Cars by Brotherred · · Score: 1

      Nice input. Besides the real issue is not the technology but the bad implantation. They owe it to their customers for a fix very soon.

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    23. Re:Stupid New Cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But look at the flipside of all these modern electronics - engine management has reached the point where a vehicle can deliver 300+ hp and 25+ mpg. I think that's a pretty damned good tradeoff.

    24. Re:Stupid New Cars by thc69 · · Score: 1

      Indeed, an ABS failure will not affect braking power. When the ABS activates, it releases the brakes repeatedly (hence why you feel it pushing against your foot on the brake pedal).

      If there was a failure that caused it to activate every time you used the brakes, then your stopping distance would be reduced unnecesarily -- but you could just pull the ABS fuse and be fine.

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    25. Re:Stupid New Cars by tftp · · Score: 1
      Had a keyfob die while not at home (or at the dealer, go figure). No way to open the car without setting off the alarm.

      I guess the alarm works as advertised. No keyfob - no silent entry. How else the car can recognize you?

      My car has no alarm; I leave no valuables there, and the car won't go anywhere without a keyfob, and the keyfob will work even if the battery in it is dead.

    26. Re:Stupid New Cars by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      Don't get me wrong I do believe that electronics in cars is a good idea, but I do not believe that critical systems should rely on electronics.

      There are only two "critical systems" in a car. The steering and the brakes. Both of which are still mechanical connections in every modern car I can think of (even if they are frequently electronically augmented to varying degrees).

      Comparing a Model T's engine to a modern cars engine is actually a very good analogy, except for one thing. Electronic controls do not give anything that a well engineered engine does not, while a Model T's engine was a vast improvement over the horse and buggy.

      Say what ? Electronic controls give your engine more power, produce it more efficiently and produce fewer emissions. All while allowing you to use a wide variety of different fuel octanes without any real concerns.

      You couldn't come close to the combination of power, efficiency, cleanliness and flexibility of a modern engine without electronic controls.

    27. Re:Stupid New Cars by jd · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There's a race in England, the Brighton Run, in which cars dating no later than 1905 street-race for something like 100 miles. From what I understand, two-thirds make the distance. At Goodwood, they have some amazing historic cars which are seriously put to the test - flat-out on one of Britain's oldest (and probably most dangerous) racing circuits. So, no, I'm not the least bit surprised that a historic Ford could have its original engine and be put through its paces. Modern cars are complex systems, and no matter what technical manual says what, when you increase complexity you WILL reduce reliability. Modern cars are not designed with 100-year-warranties in mind - they are designed to be cheap and disposable. If you check, even the cars just off the assembly line and placed straight into show rooms will have rust spots (ie: not sealed correctly) and other signs of deterioration.

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    28. Re:Stupid New Cars by phantomcircuit · · Score: 1

      If you were ever in a car that just stopped because the electronics were fried while driving in the left lane on a freeway you'd think that power was a critical system.

    29. Re:Stupid New Cars by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      While I wouldn't give credit for the cute-utization to Mazda, "collaboration" usually means one company did the work, the other gets to put the badge on... the platform technology, however, was all Mazda, and predates the controlling interest, I believe - it came from the final-generation 626.

    30. Re:Stupid New Cars by cheater512 · · Score: 1

      Drop your keys in a puddle accidentally?

    31. Re:Stupid New Cars by greenbird · · Score: 1

      The problem is that electronics in the engine increases the complexity to the point where a failure is almost guaranteed.

      Yeah, cars were so much more reliable and easier to keep running back in the days when you had points and distributors and mechanical timing and carburetors and all that stuff you had to fiddle with to keep them running. Yeah right. Are you even old enough to remember? Buy yourself a 60's era car and give it a try. Ever try and get the ignition timing right? Also it's impossible to get anywhere near the mileage modern cars get without electronic control. Both the efficiency and maintenance of electronic controlled engines are a vast improvement over mechanical controls. The engine tuneup is history.

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    32. Re:Stupid New Cars by HardCorePawn · · Score: 1

      You obviously live in a world where there is plenty of money for such luxuries as working traffic lights... Almost every day there is a report on the morning and/or evening traffic report about a set of traffic lights somewhere in auckland that has failed... and dont get me started on the elevators in my office building... they're only 2 years old and we have the repairman in almost on a weekly basis (at least once a month)... thankfully our building is only 4 levels, but I've seen russian aircraft that are more reliable!

    33. Re:Stupid New Cars by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      /bicyclist

      sorry to hear about the unemployment, hope the job market improves soon.

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    34. Re:Stupid New Cars by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      that a problem with implementation not overall design.

      electronics can be made waterproof rather easilly with a resin coating or waterproof housing.

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    35. Re:Stupid New Cars by tftp · · Score: 1
      The keyfob never leaves my pocket or my bag. One of my bags has an internal strap for keys, and I connect the keyring to it (usually when I travel.) Only if the battery in the fob is dead then you have to use a mechanical key (inside the keyfob) to open the door, and then you shove the fob into a slot on the dashboard. The slot then provides power to the fob and the car starts.

      But in general - yes, you can damage your electronic key, or lose it just as easily as a mechanical key. The solutions to that are identical - call your home and have someone bring a spare key, then order a replacement key or fob.

      And on subject of relative reliability of mechanical keys vs. electronic ones, I lived in cold climate for many years, and frozen door locks are something you prepare for - when ice prevents you from shoving the key in. There are pocket heaters, key-sized, that you can use to melt the ice just enough to insert the key. I'd rather use a wireless interface than a mechanical key; at least the power lock is inside the door, free from ice and well oiled, so the only concern that you may have left is that the door is ice-bound to the chassis of the car :-) that happened to my friend after he washed a car (indoors) and then went home at about 0 degrees outside. When he arrived home he couldn't open any door :-)

    36. Re:Stupid New Cars by TheGavster · · Score: 1

      The article that you link gives many benefits of fuel injected engines over those equipped with carburetors, but does not make any argument as to the effectiveness of electronic fuel injection over a mechanical fuel injection system. Rather than using a computer interface to adjust the fuel mixture for optimal efficiency, you make mechanical adjustments with a screwdriver or a wrench. The benefits of having fuel squirted into the cylinder by a controlled nozzle rather than evaporated out of a little dish are present regardless of what controls that flow.

      As for ABS failures, firstly there are mechanical implementations of ABS, and secondly the mechanical system is still present even in vehicles with electronic ABS. When the ABS computer fails it simply doesn't interrupt the brakes during lockup. I have seen more serious failures of computerized systems, however, where a faulty sensor goes undetected and the brakes interrupt even in non-lockup situations (resulting in absurdly long braking distances).

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    37. Re:Stupid New Cars by crossconnects · · Score: 1

      traffic lights? I have more than once seen traffic lights be green in both directions! It was more the fact that I and the other driver were paying attention that kept me from being involved in accidents over those!

      With regard to computers, cars, and other consumer electronics, As long as people make purchase decisions based only on price, we will continue to be guinea pigs for the manufacturers, and see stuff like this.

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    38. Re:Stupid New Cars by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      My stepfather was going on and on one day about how his car was running rough and with all the newfangled electronics, he didn't have a clue what to do!

      I plugged in my code scanner, looked up the code. The code said something like "Cylinder 5 intermittent misfire", sure enough, one new ignition cable later, it was good as new, and I didn't even have to play the guessing game (or buy a whole new $150 set of ignition wires)!

    39. Re:Stupid New Cars by korbin_dallas · · Score: 1

      Whats insane is the way they do it. In Chryslers, the odometer is in the 'chassis' module, the one that controls lights, wipers, a/c, etc. So when your wipers go berserk, they hate to change the module because they have to reprogram the odometer. Or in my case the interior lights are just nuts.

      Why the heck not make the odometer separate anyway???

      Electronics are fine, but design them to be modular and easily tested and replaced. BIT is your friend Mr. AutoMaker. BIT=built-in-test

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    40. Re:Stupid New Cars by digitig · · Score: 1

      traffic lights? I have more than once seen traffic lights be green in both directions! In Redhill, England there used to be a set designed like that. They were actually there for a pedestrian crossing, but it wasn't at all clear to drivers approaching the T-junction.
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    41. Re:Stupid New Cars by Vegeta99 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yeah, but that Mazda was still made by moron American blue-collars

      (I'm an American. I work blue collar because I'm still in college. I wouldn't let any of the people at the factory I work at between semesters come anywhere NEAR my car)

    42. Re:Stupid New Cars by soundhack · · Score: 1

      Much as I agree with your sentiment, I must say I am happy with my 1994 626. For the most part, things haven't fallen apart (except a muffler) and it's still going strong.

    43. Re:Stupid New Cars by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

      Most "imports" sold in the US are actually built in the US these days. Honda seems to not be having many issues with American blue-collar workers. The problems can almost always be traced back to poor designer or low quality material.

      (disclaimer, I work for American Honda, so my opinion is going to be biased)

      Honda does well because we don't try to re-invent the wheel for every new model. Of course the body style and interior change, but those are cosmetic changes, not mechanical. You'd be surprised at how little the frame/engine changes between models.. The US auto makers have finally figured this out, but now they are playing catch up. Instead of coming out with entirely new frames/chassis for EVERY vehicle, they have standardized a few frames and use those for new models.

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    44. Re:Stupid New Cars by plover · · Score: 1

      Modern cars are not designed with 100-year-warranties in mind - they are designed to be cheap and disposable.
      Modern cars are a vast improvement over every automobile that have gone before them, if you look at it from an overall point of view.
      • Safety? There is no question that a modern car is far more safe than anything produced before -- air bags, seat belts, passenger compartment design, crumple zones, and computer simulated crash testing allows for thousands and thousands of accidents to be analyzed. ABS brakes improve stopping distances. Suspensions, steering and handling are all designed to give maximum control under a wide variety of driving conditions.
      • Efficiencies? Electronic fuel injection under computer control delivers exactly the correct amount of fuel for the current speed and power load of the engine. Aerodynamic design reduces drag on every vehicle designed from sports cars to Mack trucks. Computer modeling of the ignition chamber helps design cylinder heads and piston shapes to ensure maximum power output for a minimum amount of fuel.
      • Pollution? For starters, improving fuel efficiency means burning less fuel. O2 sensors drive systems that reburn waste gases. Catalytic converters help destroy some of the major pollutants.
      • Weight? Advances in metallurgy and engineering help shave every possible pound off most vehicles, improving mileage. The less mass you have to move, the less energy it takes to move it.
      • Reliability? Advances in design and CNC machining allow for tighter tolerances. Parts are routinely made today to tolerances of .0005 inches, whereas their older counterparts were made to only .005 inch tolerances. The previous amount of slop made for vibrations and premature wear. The older the car, the more often you had to take it in for scheduled maintenance. Some modern cars aren't scheduled for their first tune-up for 100,000 miles, whereas the cars of the 50s and 60s were ready for the junkyard by 100,000 miles. Advances in coatings and paint ensure the car body will remain rust free far longer than its antique counterparts.
      • Cost? The Model T cost more than the average annual wages of its era. The average car of the 1960s cost roughly the average annual wages of an American wage earner. An average car today costs less than half the average American's annual salary.
      So what's the downside? Complexity. On board computers are used to control everything from ignition timing to the dome lights. Some carmakers will void your warranty if you so much as change your own oil for those first 100,000 miles. But that complexity does not mean reliability is necessarily reduced, it just means more testing is required to ensure they all work together. And computer simulations allow for an awful lot of virtual testing to go on before a car even hits the factory floor.

      While current cars may not have the "charm" of a Brighton Run champ, I'd trust a cheap modern Ford to get me to work on a daily basis a lot more than I'd trust anything made 20 or more years ago. Anecdotal evidence of the survival of a handful of smoky, dangerous machines having an abnormally long life does little to convince me that old cars are "better". It proves only that a handful of dedicated car enthusiasts can keep anything running if they spend enough money.

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    45. Re:Stupid New Cars by CastrTroy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It happened to me while driving once. Belt snapped. Luckily I was on a 2 lane highway, so I had no problem pulling off to the side. Funny coincidence is that mechanical or electrical can cause you to lose power.

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    46. Re:Stupid New Cars by oyenstikker · · Score: 1, Funny

      You are lucky. My car started hesitating, getting lousy gas mileage, and the exhaust smelled like gas. I hooked it up to a code scanner and it said "Fuel mixture rich." No kidding, I never would have guessed that.

      So I took it to a shop that had one of the multi-thousand dollar diagnostic systems from the manufacturer. The mechanic hooked it up and, you guessed it, "Fuel mixture rich."

      Chevrolet Prism (=Toyota Corolla), BTW.

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    47. Re:Stupid New Cars by binaryspiral · · Score: 1

      Your argument about removing all electronics from a vehicle is absolutely the dumbest thing I've read in a reply yet on slashdot - and that, my friend, is saying quite a bit.

      Without electronics you lose: air bags, fuel injection, smog controls, traction control, anti lock brakes, remote start/unlock, onstar.

      You gain: lower fuel mileage, less power, few safety features, and more maintenance. Yes, more maintenance.

      Do you remember the days before fuel injection? I doubt it - your mom probably still drives you around.

      You had to set the choke by stomping on the gas before you started the car. If you forget, and do it after your second try at starting the vehicle - you'll flood the engine. Which won't start for the next 5-10 minutes.

      Then let me tell you about ignition points and timing. Every tune up (about 10-25k miles) you'll need to replace:

      Cap
      Rotor
      Wires
      Plugs
      Points
      Antifreeze

      There were no 100k maintenance intervals because the engine's mechanical parts wore out. These parts were replaced by electronics and run very tight tolerances. If you didn't replace these - your car got even worse mileage and belched out even more exhaust.

      Ford had issues with their harnesses because they were not weather tight and corroded when they got wet. They tried to engineer a fix, but that wasn't good enough in the ford building.

      I also owned an escape - and also had water leakage from the firewall. It wiped out the wiring harness once. After they fixed it, I traded it in because I knew that was only the first thing to go wrong. When water gets into your car - it wrecks everything and will grow lots of nasty stuff in your carpet.

      US auto makers wonder why Toyota is kicking their arse? Build quality, fuel economy, hrmm... maybe they have the right idea.

    48. Re:Stupid New Cars by Stinking+Pig · · Score: 1

      There's a good reason for the attitude -- as the things we buy get more complex, we the consumers are no longer really the customers. Rather than copy and paste my ranting, I'll just link it: http://www.monkeynoodle.org/comp/race

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    49. Re:Stupid New Cars by lordvalrole · · Score: 2

      You are dead on. You CAN save tons of money if you do it yourself. I just replaced my right fender on my Altima today. Would of cost me tons of money (probably close to $800 or more)

      This was the first time I attempted to do anything to my car. Just bought a $25 2,000 page pdf of the Nissan book of my car. Tells you everything you wanted to know about the car (electronics, body work, everything)

      It just takes patience and tools to do a lot to your vehicle. Unless you need a lift for some major overhaul like adding a turbo or whatever, just better to do it yourself

    50. Re:Stupid New Cars by NoMaster · · Score: 1

      I recall an issue about 20 years ago involving ... I'm thinking Nissan, but it might actually have been Subaru ... vehicles and radio transmitters (e.g. Amateur / CB radios, etc). The ignition wiring was insufficiently shielded and RF energy swamped the engine management system, causing the car to stop when you hit 'transmit', drove too near a radar installation or radio tower, etc.

      The manufacturer's TSB actually suggested shielding the transmitting antenna!

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    51. Re:Stupid New Cars by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      It's DANGEROUS!

      Not nearly as dangerous as gasoline...

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    52. Re:Stupid New Cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't need to entice me with added electronics, I just like shiny new cars. I trade in my vehicles when the tires are due for replacement.

    53. Re:Stupid New Cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember seeing an ad about 5 years ago where Mitsubishi had a guy standing behind a car pulling the wiring loom out, saying "we've replaced all this wire.. with this".. as he pointed to a network cable.

      Reality is, the next year they put all that wiring back in... (for some reason)

    54. Re:Stupid New Cars by Alex+Zepeda · · Score: 1

      Mechanical versus electronic fuel injection is almost a no brainer. There are some wonderfully functional, simple EFI setups. MFI? Hah.

      Of course, it depends on what type of mechanical injection you're talking about. Are you talking about full-on mechanical pump driven MFI (like you'd find on earlier diesels)? Or are you talking about continuous injection (K-Jet) like you'd find on lots of 80s European cars?

      Either way they both suck compared to EFI for most intents and purposes. With mechanical pump driven injection a la KF or Bosch's VE you've simply got a complicated pump that demands a lot of precision. More moving parts to wear out, it's not as easily adaptable as EFI, and more expensive to maintain.

      With K-Jet, you could, in theory have a real simple setup with no electronic bits. But, you've still got a giant obstruction in the intake path called the air flow sensor. You've still got the inherent lack of power and throttle response compared to a nice carb (or EFI setup). Look at all the people that bitched when Lamborghini switched to K-Jet. Or, look at Volvo's 140s when they switched from D-Jetronic (primitive fiddly EFI) to K-Jetronic. As obnoxious as D-Jet was, the EFI cars made more power. Even on a good system K-Jet means that you've gotta locate the air flow meter near the fuel injectors, lest you run fuel lines all over the engine compartment (meh). Oh, and like any MFI setup, K-Jet doesn't really adapt to changes (small vacuum leaks, wear, etc) the way you can with an EFI setup.

      And by the 80s, you had to meet more stringent smog standards. Doing this with K-Jetronic is just a pain in the ass. Suddenly Rube Goldberg-esque contraptions were showing up. You've got frequency valves and their fiddly relays. You've got control pressure regulators with multiple heating elements, as well as atmospheric pressure compensation doohickeys. You've got delay valves and their associated mess of vacuum hoses. What do all these moving parts mean? More things to wear out. Actually, even worse, lots of these moving parts were lubricated with fuel. You know, stuff that can gum up with time... which of course means that K-Jet cars are just not as happy about sitting (for extended periods of time) and being started right up.

      While lots of people argue that K-Jet doesn't (often) fail completely the way that an EFI setup typically does, that doesn't really mean much. You can cause a K-Jet system to leave you with a barely running car quite easily (large vacuum leak, or fucked up CPR). Besides that, while the K-Jet setup may run, the EFI setup will run better. It's just a lot more difficult to get K-Jet in perfect tune than it is to get a reasonable (say LH-Jetronic) EFI setup working in perfect tune.

      Mechanical fuel injection was not a better or more desirable design than its electronic replacements. MFIs were generally just temporary stopgaps at best.

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    55. Re:Stupid New Cars by alyawn · · Score: 1

      Dude, you are absolutely right! I recently needed to replace the rear pads and rotors on my 2002 Intrepid and priced a few different repair shops. I was overwhelmed. Well over $200 for the cheapest estimate. I decided to use the internet and research the cost of the parts. It turns out that I could get 2 new rotors and a set of pads for my car for about $60 or less. So what did I do?

      I went and bought a Haynes repair manual for my car and read through the brakes section. The next day, I went to O'Reilly's and bought the parts, got some friendly advice from the guy working there and went home. In less than 2 hours, my car had shiny brand new rear rotors and pads. It was literally removing the wheel and 2 bolts on each side. And, since I wasn't replacing the calipers, I never disturbed the brake hydraulics. I knew I could put my programmer mind to good use in real life :)

    56. Re:Stupid New Cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      33.39% controlling interest

      Where I went to school, a controlling interest was at least a 50.000001% interest. That way, the other 66.61 interest couldn't tell you to go fuck yourself.

    57. Re:Stupid New Cars by TheMeuge · · Score: 1
      but I've seen russian aircraft that are more reliable!

      Depends whether you're referring to the civilian or military ones. Russian fighter jets are the equivalent of the Kalashnikov rifles - by the time they break down, the Western counterparts would have been replaced a dozen times.
    58. Re:Stupid New Cars by mofag · · Score: 0

      If you're referring to recent events in Romania then your attempt to seem worldly and profound fails. I know lots of people who are from Romania and are much better informed than you could possibly be on this matter and whilst they know that the president is not perfect, they also know that he is a lot better than the people who are trying to impeach him as their only motive is to save their own corrupt skins.

      If you're not then I need to shut up and go away :)

      Nick

      p.s. I agree with your other points - I just thought you over-reached yourself with the Romanian reference.

    59. Re:Stupid New Cars by shibashaba · · Score: 0, Troll

      You obviously don't use elevators very much since they screw up all the time. And not only have I seen traffic lights go green in both directions several times, but here in Northern Virginia they are having a huge problems getting their new computer controlled traffic lights to work properly.

      Medical equipment has a much longer development cycle and the same product can be sold for years without much changes after development....not to mention the much higher profit margins......

      Not to mention the simplicity of comparing a traffic light or elevator to a car.

      ELEVATORS GO UP AND DOWN DUMBASS. ELEVATORS GO UP AND DOWN DUMBASS. ELEVATORS GO UP AND DOWN DUMBASS. ELEVATORS GO UP AND DOWN DUMBASS. ELEVATORS GO UP AND DOWN DUMBASS. ELEVATORS GO UP AND DOWN DUMBASS.ELEVATORS GO UP AND DOWN DUMBASS. ELEVATORS GO UP AND DOWN DUMBASS. ELEVATORS GO UP AND DOWN DUMBASS. ELEVATORS GO UP AND DOWN DUMBASS. ELEVATORS GO UP AND DOWN DUMBASS. ELEVATORS GO UP AND DOWN DUMBASS. ELEVATORS GO UP AND DOWN DUMBASS. ELEVATORS GO UP AND DOWN DUMBASS. ELEVATORS GO UP AND DOWN DUMBASS. ELEVATORS GO UP AND DOWN DUMBASS. ELEVATORS GO UP AND DOWN DUMBASS.

      CARS ARE MUCH MORE COMPLICATED and NEED TO BE REDESIGNED EVERY THREE YEARS.

      Yes, I know I'm an rude asshole, you don't need to tell me so.

      Does using proper english in "conversations" on the internet make you feel sophisticated? Do you not get the opportunity to make feel smart comments in real life?

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    60. Re:Stupid New Cars by s-orbital · · Score: 1

      While in Colorado two weeks ago, I rented a car, and they gave me one of these Nissans with these "intelligent keys".
      On Saturday I went kayaking, and we decided to leave the car at the downstream take-out point, and have a van upstream at the drop point. These i-keys have a mechanical key that pops out, and since the i-key fob wasn't waterproof, I decided to take the mechanical key with my while I kayaked. After the 7-mile trip downstream, I discovered that the mechanical key will only open the door, not start the car!

      Stupid i-key. At least we were able to hitchhike back to the van to get the rest of the key.
      So, if you are a kayaker, don't get this key.

      (Later I realized, I could have locked the electronic part in the car and kept the mechanical part)

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    61. Re:Stupid New Cars by djmcmath · · Score: 1

      Is it possible that the fault lies not with the manufacturer, but at least partially with the consumer? We're willing to buy s***, so they'll keep selling it to us. Hospitals can't tolerate failure in their equipment, so they spend extra and get stuff that doesn't break so often. Banks can't afford to have ATMs that are as failure prone as automobiles, so they don't stand for cheap s*** there, either.

      But sheeple are more than happy to spend money on a Kia or Hyundai, in full knowledge of the quality control issues because they read Consumer Reports, but it's cheap and gets good gas mileage, and has all kinds of neat features, right?

      Cars are junk because we, the consumers, buy it.

    62. Re:Stupid New Cars by darkwhite · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure if this is a joke or not, but there are not enough electronics in modern cars.

      There are not enough cars with traction control, integrated GPS, intelligent lights and wipers, etc. etc. Hell, there are not enough cars with radars, proximity alerts, HUDs, multifunction displays, automatic distress beacons, backup batteries, reconfigurable ECUs, or Internet connections.

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    63. Re:Stupid New Cars by darkwhite · · Score: 1

      The problem is that electronics in the engine increases the complexity to the point where a failure is almost guaranteed. Are you fucking kidding me? Did you just fall down from the moon?

      Have you ever heard of electronic fuel injection, ECUs, ABS, traction control, or airbags? What do you think is responsible for every aspect of every new car's engine performance? Have you heard of a significant fraction of their engines failing? Are you sure you're using the word "guaranteed" correctly?

      If your car's electronics keeps crapping out, maybe it's time to sell it and buy one from a manufacturer who knows what they're doing.
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    64. Re:Stupid New Cars by darkwhite · · Score: 1

      There are only two "critical systems" in a car. The steering and the brakes. Wrong. Engine power is critical in a car. Besides being critical for situations where you need to get out of the way fast, your engine powers the hydraulics for both the brakes and the steering, making them vastly more effective.
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    65. Re:Stupid New Cars by darkwhite · · Score: 1

      Modern cars are not designed with 100-year-warranties in mind - they are designed to be cheap and disposable. I can guarantee you that maintaining that modern car over a 100 year period in the same conditions and with the same usage as that Model T will require fewer resources.
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    66. Re:Stupid New Cars by dangitman · · Score: 1

      How often do traffic lights fail? Elevators? Medical equipment?

      Are you kidding?

      In the building I work in, the elevators fail almost every day,/b>. And it's not just my building. I worked as a delivery boy when I was a teenager, it was my job to go up and down elevators all over the city every day. Part of that job involved getting stuck in an elevator about three times a week on average, often for over half an hour at a time. Medical equipment? I don't work with it, but I'm sure it fails sometimes. But it also costs a hell of a lot to buy, because it is designed to not fail so much. If elevators and traffic lights were designed not to fail as often, we probably couldn't afford to use them.

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    67. Re:Stupid New Cars by angulion · · Score: 1

      Another problem with modern cars is that many recommend that you *never* remove all power - ie. to replace the battery, you need to hook the car to another power-source before disconnecting.

    68. Re:Stupid New Cars by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Honda has another big advantage over the US auto makers that the Americans just can't seem to fix: Hondas aren't butt-ugly. Ford and GM (especially GM) just can't seem to make cars that anyone would want to be seen dead in, except for the Corvette. If GM got the Corvette designers to design all their other cars, they wouldn't have a problem.

    69. Re:Stupid New Cars by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Banks can't afford to have ATMs that are as failure prone as automobiles, so they don't stand for cheap s*** there, either.

      You sure about that? All the new ATMs I've seen are made by Diebold.

    70. Re:Stupid New Cars by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Would you mind telling us the brand name of these elevators?

      I've used elevators extensively throughout my adult life, and I've never had one fail on me. The brand used at my last two workplaces was Otis, I believe. They're slow as hell, but I've never seen them fail.

    71. Re:Stupid New Cars by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      If you were ever in a car that just stopped because the electronics were fried while driving in the left lane on a freeway you'd think that power was a critical system.

      I have been in such a situation. Thanks to inertia, not only was I was able to pull over to the side of the road, but vehicles behind me had plenty of time to notice my speed diminishing and act accordingly. Even the wanker tailgating me.

      The engine failing on a freeway won't cause your car to stop dead in the middle of the road. If you're travelling at speed, you'll have plenty of distance (and time) to pull over. If you're in heavy, slow-moving traffic, your life won't be at risk (at least, not from a crash).

    72. Re:Stupid New Cars by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      Wrong. Engine power is critical in a car.

      No, it's not. It's useful, but it's not critical.

      "Critical" being defined as presenting an acute, immediate and essentially guaranteed risk of death or serious injury in case of failure.

      Besides being critical for situations where you need to get out of the way fast, [...]

      Examples that aren't don't involve bad driving in the first place ?

      [...] your engine powers the hydraulics for both the brakes and the steering, making them vastly more effective.

      Both are quite usable even without hydraulic assistance.

      Again, the power from the engine provides a great deal of assistance, but it's extremely difficult to think of a situation (that doesn't rely on a setup of incompetence) where the engine cutting out puts you in immediate danger of a serious accident, whereas the sudden loss of braking and/or steering capability is almost a guarantee of same, unless the driver is exceptionally skilled.

    73. Re:Stupid New Cars by dangitman · · Score: 1

      The ones in my building are Otis. As are the majority of the ones I encountered as a delivery boy. After all, Otis massively dominates the worldwide elevator market. Their repairmen are practically full-time employees at our company. It almost smells like a scam. They also produced our escalators, and they are just as unreliable as the elevators, or more so. Both escalators and elevators are totally FUBAR most of the time, and Otis don't seem to be able to fix them. Or they don't want to, because they enjoy the constant income.

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    74. Re:Stupid New Cars by bhtooefr · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah, my Golf was UAW-built. (Between 1980 and 1989, Volkswagen did a little... experiment... in assembling cars in the US. It failed miserably due to lousy quality control (they got better in 1985, and my Golf is a 1986... but it's still inferior to even the Mexican-built VWs of the time), but American Honda ripped off the idea, except without the UAW, and it worked beautifully.)

    75. Re:Stupid New Cars by morie · · Score: 1

      Examples that aren't don't involve bad driving in the first place?

      Not always bad driving by the person using the power te escape though. There are other people on the road as well

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    76. Re:Stupid New Cars by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      Not always bad driving by the person using the power te escape though. There are other people on the road as well

      Still waiting for examples.

    77. Re:Stupid New Cars by bfischer · · Score: 1

      I think you are confusing "majority" with "controlling interest". Plus the 33.39% is a Japanese business thing I do believe (maybe you went to school there, I do not know).

    78. Re:Stupid New Cars by Phil+the+Canuck · · Score: 1

      How did this get modded up? Come on, most of those cars are owned by collectors who employ their own staff of mechanics. Many, many hours of expensive work go into getting one of those cars ready for Goodwood or Brighton, and they still have (according to your anecdotal statistic) a 33% failure rate over 100 miles. That's absolutely dismal.

    79. Re:Stupid New Cars by jim9000 · · Score: 1

      But sheeple are more than happy to spend money on a Kia or Hyundai, in full knowledge of the quality control issues because they read Consumer Reports, but it's cheap and gets good gas mileage, and has all kinds of neat features, right?

      Actually, both have been showing signs of improving. Some recent studies have shown some of the Hyundai products to be right up there with Toyota and Honda in reliability. See Google.

    80. Re:Stupid New Cars by jandrese · · Score: 2, Funny

      Honda's may not be butt ugly (it's not the Aztek or the xB at least), but they do lose points for always taking the most generic and boring styling decisions at every opportunity. If you ask someone to draw a "generic car", they're going to draw an Accord.

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    81. Re:Stupid New Cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the electronics is to make cars more fuel efficient.
      of course more electronics also means that you
      need more power from the engine to make all those wires
      of electronic work.
      so what they do is add more electronics so the car engine
      becomes more efficient.
      of course more electronics also mean that you
      need more power from the engine to make all those wires
      of electronic work.
      so what they do is add more electronics so the car engine
      becomes more efficient. ...

    82. Re:Stupid New Cars by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, crappy engineering (Ford cruise control switches, having large areas of harness "hot" even with the vehicle not running...) is dangerous.

      Amen! It's important to remember that Ford is just fucking stupid. There's power in the doors of many Fords even when the vehicle is off, because the window motor switches supply ground instead of power - power is constant. This is, quite simply, retarded, and it is the opposite of what basically every other manufacturer does.

      Amusingly however, when Ford bought Jaguar, their electrical systems actually improved. It seems that even Ford is more competent than Lucas. But there is only one year where there was still an XJ12 with the new electrical; after that, pretty much everything has gone V8.

      Regardless, the first lesson is don't buy a Ford. There are reasons other than their idiot engineering, such as that they change things (for no reason whatsoever) every few years. A 350 chevy is a 350 chevy from about 1969 or whenever they started using it (even earlier I think, 1965?) until 1990-whatever, when they stopped and replaced it with the third generation powerplants (LSn.) Even the so-called second-generation 350 mostly just has a water pump that pumps in the other direction. But if you want a gasket set for a 302 (I pick the 350 and 302 because of how very common they are) they are good for about three years, and often for only one model (e.g. the same 302 with the same fuel injection is in the Mercury Grand Marquis and the Ford Mustang, but they have different gasket sets with actual differences between them.)

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    83. Re:Stupid New Cars by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      If you ask someone to draw a "generic car", they're going to draw an Accord.

      Any more, you wouldn't be able to tell if it was an Accord, a BMW 5-series, or a Mercedes 3-series. They all look like they were popped out of the same fucking mold. The only thing more pathetic than Honda's always sticking to the most boring design (although I have to admit they have pepped things up slightly in the current generation, which looks like something out of the backgrounds of Bubblegum Crisis (not 2040)) is everyone else following Honda's uninspired lines.

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    84. Re:Stupid New Cars by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      The Accord is meant to be a very boring, conservatively-styled car. There's other Hondas out there. The new Civic isn't bad, and the Acuras (such as the TL) are really quite attractive for that market segment I believe.

      Of course, there's exceptions to every rule, and while it may not be as bad as the Aztek, Honda does have the Element....

    85. Re:Stupid New Cars by jbradley19 · · Score: 1

      It's not only "new" cars that have this problem. I had a 1989 Pontiac Tempest (also sold as a Chev Corsica) that went through 3 main boards because they would break in half (literally). Now, that car was a simple beast...3 speed auto trans, 2.8 litre V6...but to go through 3 boards?

      Not only that, when we did finally find a board that worked, if you ever disconnected the battery for any reason whatsoever, it would forget how to idle and would constantly stall when waiting for a light to change, or sit there revving at about 2000 RPM...I got some really funny looks from people, that's for sure. It wouldn't re-learn how to idle, and required going to a dealership to get it hooked up to a computer for reprogramming.

      Oh, and our '98 Ford Contour had a wiring harness fail too...caused the car to shut down completely on the Labour Day long weekend 60 miles from home with the windows down. This was on a 3 month old car, and the start of a slew of electrical problems on that car.

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    86. Re:Stupid New Cars by Numbstruck · · Score: 1

      I had to look it up. The wikipedia entry actually references the current topic, which I thought was a bit eerie...

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Controlling_interest

    87. Re:Stupid New Cars by Mr.+Droopy+Drawers · · Score: 1

      Our 2002 Odessey was built in the US. Quality is on par with that of the domestics; and that's NOT A COMPLIMENT.

      > 1500 in repairs -- not counting normal maintenance-- in the 5 years we've had the car.

      We won't be purchasing another Honda.

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    88. Re:Stupid New Cars by lmnfrs · · Score: 1

      Last time I went through DEQ, I didn't know that my car (a '97) would be tested by computer only and that a check engine light was an automatic failure. The technician explained that to me and handed me a sheet with two error codes on it, saying I could look them up on the Internet to see what they meant. The definitions I found were extremely helpful: "General Engine Warning" and "Check Engine Light Active".

    89. Re:Stupid New Cars by JimBobJoe · · Score: 1

      and the public will not vocally insist on reliable vehicles.

      Had to stop you there. I disagree completely with this, particularly in the United States. There is a well known trend that automakers have been dealing with regarding increasing reliability expectations and consumers. This trend goes through the roof with Generation Y types--who are nearly impossible expectations regarding quality and reliability. If it's not perfect the first time, they aren't satisfied--and they are much more expensive to keep happy because they won't hesitate to take the car to the dealer for warranty work on something small.

    90. Re:Stupid New Cars by oyenstikker · · Score: 1

      Some bureaucrat thinks he is helping the environment by making me do one of three things:
      1) Keep driving with a failed inspection and pay the tickets I get.
      2) Put more money into my car than it is worth to fix it. (Yeah. Like I'm going to do that.)
      3) Buy a new car and scrap mine, even though it runs okay and still gets 35 MPG.

      Surely it is better overall for me to put another 50k miles on my car with a mild emissions problem than to force the early manufacture of a new car 3 years early.

      Oh. Stupid me. I forgot that this country runs on corruption and money. My "representative of the people" isn't trying to help. He is pocketing money from the people who make new cars, and want me to scrap mine and buy a new one.

      I'm going with option 4) Only buy cars older than 1996. Hmm, I've always wanted a BMW e34.

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    91. Re:Stupid New Cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "My mom has a ford escape, there have been two wiring recalls and the wiring has failed on two separate occasions. They had to completely replace the main board!"

      A friend of mine is on the team that designed the Ford Escape. She advised another friend looking into hybrids to steer clear of the Escape. It was rushed into production for political/marketing reasons and is full of kludges, just waiting to break.

    92. Re:Stupid New Cars by b0bby · · Score: 1

      Hmmm - my 2003 Odyssey has been great, pretty much the only thing that's gone wrong has been the little bulb in the clock. There's a strut that now needs to be replaced, but I count that as normal wear & tear. We have the power doors & DVD, and everything is going fine still (knock on wood). I'd certainly buy another Honda. My last van was a '96 Grand Caravan, & the quality control was terrible (partly due to first-year problems, but still).

    93. Re:Stupid New Cars by jd · · Score: 1
      I can guarantee you that in another hundred years, getting a replacement ROM for an obsolete car will be much much harder than getting some scrap metal that can be squished into the shape needed to replace some rusted connector.

      This isn't to negate your main point, but some resources are held in as much secrecy as any nvidia driver - the code for the onboard computer being one, and there are probably other components considered "secret" in some way or other - if only in the exact formulation. Abandonware litters the software scene as it is, and the chances are painfully high that when automakers collapse (not if), or when entire lines are discarded, the information essential to maintain that vehicle will be lost. Permanently.

      I'm not against technical advances, and I'm all for having more technologically advanced cars, but I am against the kind of paranoid secrecy and money-grubbing that has historically led to important skills being placed at risk or lost. Hell, I'm an avid follower of Formula 1 - there are few cars in this world more advanced - and I wish more of those innovations were in modern street cars. But my gripe remains the same - secrecy is a greater source of harm than sharing. I doubt any F1 car will ever be released under the GPL, but I do believe that the racing would be better and driver safety would be improved as a result.

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    94. Re:Stupid New Cars by Devistater · · Score: 1

      Actually, even if its a job that needs a "lift" depending on the car sometimes you can get an attachment that will suspend the engine on the top from a device that mounts on the frame. I.e. for a Buick 97 La Saber, they stupidly put an engine mount through the fan belt, requiring you to remove one of the main engine mounts to replace the belt. Very stupid design, normally you'd have to have a engine crane thingy to fix it. But in the manuals there's a suspension device you can use instead. Now that I think of it though, I bet that special thing would cost over $100, whereas I've seen engine lift/cranes for under $100.

    95. Re:Stupid New Cars by toddestan · · Score: 1

      I'll take a "boring" Accord over some of other designs out there. The new Camry is butt-ugly (what were they thinking?), and sadly it seems that the rest of the Toyota's are going to emulate the look. To get this back on topic somewhat, Nissans are pretty ugly nowadays too, with the ricer lights and the sloping rooflines. Same with Mazda.

    96. Re:Stupid New Cars by toddestan · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be so sure about that. I would say that a competent machinist, with access to the proper tools, could keep pretty much any car made until the late 1970's going indefinently. Just look at what they drive around in Cuba. As for more modern cars, after about 20-25 years, I'm going to guess that it'll be nearly impossible to find new replacement parts for the various electronic parts and sensors, and ditto for the things like the airbags. You'll also eventually run into problems with various plastic bushing and parts getting brittle and coming apart too - parts that used to be made of metal years ago. And you can't just machine a electronic board or a new sensor like you can for a part a 50 year old car needs. You'll only be able to keep a modern car going so long as you have a fleet of similar parts cars to salvage from. Once those cars are just shells, you're going to be stuck.

    97. Re:Stupid New Cars by darkwhite · · Score: 1

      Examples that aren't don't involve bad driving in the first place ? You're on an uphill on-ramp to an elevated freeway which is under construction, which means there are no shoulders whatsoever. There is fast traffic on the freeway and behind you, and you have to speed up from 0 to 50 mph before you can merge safely. Your engine gives out in the middle of the ramp. By the time you reach the freeway, your speed has dropped to a crawl. The ramp is curved, so drivers starting the ascent can't see you. Wherever you go, you're creating a huge hazard.

      I'm not sure what to tell you - have you ever tried to steer or brake a heavy vehicle without hydraulics at speed? It's a very dangerous situation. You simply can't steer or brake properly, and that becomes deadly if you need to stop in anything other than a straight line with no obstacles.
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    98. Re:Stupid New Cars by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      You're on an uphill on-ramp to an elevated freeway which is under construction, which means there are no shoulders whatsoever. There is fast traffic on the freeway and behind you, and you have to speed up from 0 to 50 mph before you can merge safely. Your engine gives out in the middle of the ramp. By the time you reach the freeway, your speed has dropped to a crawl. The ramp is curved, so drivers starting the ascent can't see you. Wherever you go, you're creating a huge hazard.

      So you stop on the ramp and hold everyone up. Inconvenient ? Yes. Cause a minor nose-to-tail crash ? Possibly. Life-threatening ? Not even close.

      I'm not sure what to tell you - have you ever tried to steer or brake a heavy vehicle without hydraulics at speed? It's a very dangerous situation. You simply can't steer or brake properly, and that becomes deadly if you need to stop in anything other than a straight line with no obstacles.

      I have had to stop such a vehicle. No, it's not easy, and yes, I ended up in a minor crash (although with the experience gained, were the same thing to happen today I would likely escape unscathed). But I still wouldn't put an incident like that - outside of exceptional and extraordinary circumstances - in the same class as nearly any scenario involving complete loss of braking and/or steering. Had I lost either of those capabilities in that situation, I (or someone else) probably would have died.

      Look, I'm not trying to say there's no way losing engine power can cause a crash, nor that an unpowered car is equally as capable as a powered car. I'm trying to point out that in just about every scenario, a complete loss of engine power is nowhere near as serious a problem as a complete loss of steering or braking ability. Brakes and steering are far, far more critical systems in a vehicle than the engine, because those are the only two ways you have to reduce or control a vehicle's most lethal feature - it's kinetic energy.

    99. Re:Stupid New Cars by ShaggyIan · · Score: 1

      No. Just stopped working. Replaced the battery, and still nothing.

      Dealer replaced it. . .

      People look at you funny when you're climbing in a car and the alarm is going off.

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    100. Re:Stupid New Cars by morie · · Score: 1

      You're driving in the middle lane, maximum alowed speed. A lunatic driver comes up over the speed limit from behind, tries to overtake but looses control, hits the guard rail and bounces back onto the road towards you. You put the board to the floor and get out of the situation.

      Or, less drastically:
      A car decides to overtake the car in front of it, but doesn't look and doesn't see you in the lane next to it. You end up with 3 cars on 2 lanes. You speed up and the situation normalises.

      Braking in both cases is certainly not a garantee to get you out of danger. Speeding up is. The first situation is possible but fictional, the second is from personal recollection.

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    101. Re:Stupid New Cars by morie · · Score: 1

      I know cars don't do anything but their drivers do, but anyhow...

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    102. Re:Stupid New Cars by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      You're driving in the middle lane, maximum alowed speed. A lunatic driver comes up over the speed limit from behind, tries to overtake but looses control, hits the guard rail and bounces back onto the road towards you. You put the board to the floor and get out of the situation.

      Bad call. You should brake - moreover you should already be braking before the vehicle has started to re-enter traffic after deflecting off the guardrail.

      A car decides to overtake the car in front of it, but doesn't look and doesn't see you in the lane next to it. You end up with 3 cars on 2 lanes. You speed up and the situation normalises.

      Again, braking is almost certainly the better choice.

      Braking in both cases is certainly not a garantee to get you out of danger. Speeding up is.

      No, it's not - quite the opposite, if anything. Your car will slow down a lot (*a lot*) faster than it will speed up - especially at highway speeds. In both scenarios braking will almost certainly get you out of immediate danger more quickly than accelerating will. Not to mention accelerating reduces your car's maneuverability, your ability to control it and (significantly) increases its lethality.

      I will concede that if you're in something with a power-to-weight ratio similar to a litre-class sportsbike, accelerating to get past might be a safe course of action. But even then it'd be iffy (and hardly any cars have anything close to that level of performance) because it would depend on the gear you were in (and I say that as someone who has spent quality time on a friend's GSXR1000 - although I'd never buy one myself).

    103. Re:Stupid New Cars by couchslug · · Score: 1

      Helpful tip:

      I should have mentioned that fastener torque is one of the hardest things to teach someone new to machinery maintenance.

      An inexpensive deflecting-beam torque wrench (Craftsman brand is a safe bet) is fine for almost all automotive work (except where specified in tech data) and will give an idea of "feel" when tightening fasteners.

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    104. Re:Stupid New Cars by morie · · Score: 1

      Mmm. trust your driving instructor ("crashing cars slow down very quickly, if you brake you will still be in their middle") or a slashdotter. Difficult call.

      Here's a deal: you brake, I speed up. That way we'll be out of eachothers way for sure.

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    105. Re:Stupid New Cars by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

      This may be a day late and a dollar short, but no 2002 Odysseys were built in the US. Odyssey production in the US didn't begin until 2003. You vehicle was either produced in Japan or in Alliston, Ontario.

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    106. Re:Stupid New Cars by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      That was back before Ford actually used the plant! They now build the new Mustangs there.

      And as for the Mazda 626? I had one, a 1998 ES-V6. It had 305,000 miles on it when I sold it, and I sold it because I got hit. The car was still in absolutely perfect mechanical and cosmetic condition except that the pedals had no tread left, the shift knob's seams had burst, and the driver's seat leather had fallen apart. I was amazed. Good oil, good filters, and being on your way to the lube shop as your car clicks over to 3000 miles go a long way

      (Yes, I know Mazda said the oil was good for 7500 miles. I don't think they expected 30,000+ miles a year.)

    107. Re:Stupid New Cars by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      I'd be willing to bet that at Honda's American factories, the UAW isn't there. Unions served a purpose... in 1880. Now they have a bit TOO much influence.

  3. How prophetic by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Funny

    A safety ad here runs the slogan (roughly translated) "Car and Cell don't mix well". It actually promotes abstaining from using your cell while driving, but in this light, it gets a whole new meaning...

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  4. Adds a whole new meaning to WarDriving! by trolltalk.com · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    n/t

    1. Re:Adds a whole new meaning to WarDriving! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was stupid, and completely nonsensical.

      Kill yourself.

  5. Honda and Microwaves by Hsensei · · Score: 5, Funny

    A friend of mine his dad purchased a Honda S2000 the garage was next to the kitchen. Well when they turned on the microwave it set off the alarm. The cars' keys would always have to be next to the microwave because of the "feature". When he called Honda then told him to buy a different microwave. I fould it hilarious.

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    1. Re:Honda and Microwaves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      So Honda's logic was that the microwave is not in fact compling with FCC interference regulations, like the sticker on the back says it does?

      That's not unreasonable. We usually buy the cheapest appliances, and there's virtually no testing on imports after the demo model. Since around 1995, I've seen some amazing crap inside electrical items that were supposedly UL and CSA certified.

      And really, do you want to stand beside a microwave that can trigger car alarms? Take Honda's advice on that one.

    2. Re:Honda and Microwaves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Bah. They should implement enough of a checksum that background microwave radiation shouldn't be able to set it off. The fact is, a microwave cannot fully comply with that FCC non-interference.

    3. Re:Honda and Microwaves by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 3, Informative

      So Honda's logic was that the microwave is not in fact compling with FCC interference regulations, like the sticker on the back says it does? Yeah, because the FCC reguires all microwave ovens to encrypt their emissions to prevent interference from confusing other devices.

      Microwave ovens emit on the largely unregulated 2.4GHz band, the fact that crap on that frequency could hork up the Honda car alarm is almost certainly Honda's fault, regardless of if the oven exceeds signal strength limits or not. Especially on a security system, otherwise they've left the car owner a big wide denial of service vulnerability.
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    4. Re:Honda and Microwaves by RESPAWN · · Score: 1

      That reminds me of the time we found that Dad's trunk release button for his Cadillac activated the panic button on the alarm of a nearby car. It was funny for about 30 seconds until we realized that if his trunk release opened the other guy's trunk then there may be somebody else out there whose remote would unlock his doors.

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    5. Re:Honda and Microwaves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microwaves aren't supposed to be emitting at all, externally.

      Sure, they're 1,000 watts of 2.4GHz noise, but it's supposed to be contained within the box. Not outside, competing with your 0.1 Watt wi-fi network, or your even lower-powered car remote.

      Your response is so slashdot typical. Fucking awful.

    6. Re:Honda and Microwaves by denobug · · Score: 1

      Microwave ovens emit on the largely unregulated 2.4GHz band, the fact that crap on that frequency could hork up the Honda car alarm is almost certainly Honda's fault, regardless of if the oven exceeds signal strength limits or not. I would agree with you, except that legally there's is this thing call FCC classification. I'm not sure what Honda's alarm system's classification is, but I'm most certain that the Microwave is a) not suppose to emmit disruptive signals and b) accpts all interfering signals, regardless if it does effect its operation. So it is indeed that the Microwave is suppose to stop working because of your Honda, not the other way around.

      I know it sounds ridiculous, but that's the regulation from the FCC. Anytime technology is able to achieve that it needs to conform to the standards, even if the standard sucks.
    7. Re:Honda and Microwaves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So Honda's logic was that the microwave is not in fact compling with FCC interference regulations, like the sticker on the back says it does?

      The rules state that each device may not cause harmful interference to other devices. In the next sentence, they state that devices must be able to deal with interference from other devices. So far, that's one against the microwave and one against the car system.

      Now, which came first -- the microwave that has performed flawlessly all these years or the ratfucking, shiny, new, inadequately-tested, broken-before-it-left-the-factory Honda system?

      And really, do you want to stand beside a microwave that can trigger car alarms?

      Before you indict a device that way, suggest that he get a microwave leak detector. Cheap at RS or take it to a service place, preferably one where they'll let you see the meter reading, instead of leading you off by the hand to the sales center.

  6. They should take a lesson from the MAFIAA by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nissan should simply state, that the car owners only bought the right to use a specific version of the key, and that they'll have to buy a new car, if they ruin the old key.

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    1. Re:They should take a lesson from the MAFIAA by It'sYerMam · · Score: 1

      Fortunately, if the analogy is continued, copies of the key will be available all over the internet, soon.

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    2. Re:They should take a lesson from the MAFIAA by whopub · · Score: 1

      You are more right than you thought. I own a second hand Nissan Almera with this sort of key. On the owner's manual there's a blank field where you're supposed to write down your specific key code, in case you ever need to order a replacement. Guess what, the previous owner only had ONE key (which he passed along with the car) and the key code was not in the owner's manual! How screwed am I?

      This unfolded slowly, of course. Initially I got the car and the one key, and no owner's manual. Later we managed to have the owner's manual posted our way. That's when I read about the key thing, Nissan's replacement policy, and found out that I had no key code. I can't stop thinking that's the reason why the owner's manual was not provided to us at the time we made the deal.

      To make things better, the previous owner is an illusive character, which got me thinking he doesn't have the code either. I'll probably have to take this up to Nissan.

      In the meantime, the bottom line is: if the key gets lost, I'm screwed.

      But not all is bad news. I've been storing my cell phone and car key in the same pocket and nothing happened yet. Truth is, I don't get many calls. Gotta make sure I don't give the Nissan people my cell phone number when I contact them about this issue...

  7. direct Reuters link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    How about a website without a required login?
    Nissan warns U.S. cellphones can disable car keys

    1. Re:direct Reuters link by 1stworld · · Score: 1

      Or use can always use: http://www.bugmenot.com/

  8. All microwaves? by DMCBOSTON · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe leaving it on the microwave isn't such a good idea, either. Are they REALLY that damn sensitive? I'll take a mechanical lock anyday.

  9. Maybe I should rethink the cel habit? by rueger · · Score: 1

    First all of my audio producer friends complain about how cel phones will splat on a recording if they go off during an interview, now this.

    Somehow the tinfoil beanie types who worry about brain damage are seeming less tinfoil beanie-ish these days...

    Where's that Reynolds Wrap?

    1. Re:Maybe I should rethink the cel habit? by iago-vL · · Score: 1

      Brain damage? Most of us wear them to stop the government's Orbiting Mind Control Lasers from tricking us into buying more Pepsi and McDonalds!

    2. Re:Maybe I should rethink the cel habit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. Damn, people, at least even MS tends to usually pretend to fix security or reliability issues.

      I mean, hell, this isn't freakin unusual--how often does one put their cell phone and car keys in the same pocket? Or throw them on a table in the same spot when you enter one's home?

      And Nissan's answer is not to redesign the keys and fix the problem, but to issue a replacement? Sucks if this happens at 2am while on a roadtrip, screws up your schedule, etc.

      Nissan. The Microsoft of cars. Japanese cars sold by us US corporate types still ends up sounding like typical corporate trash BS. With their attitude, the next bug might be turning on your ipod disengages ABS or something--if you want safety braking, please don't use your MP3 player, as we can't afford to provide adequate shielding of our products.

    3. Re:Maybe I should rethink the cel habit? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      Somehow the tinfoil beanie types who worry about brain damage are seeming less tinfoil beanie-ish these days...
      No, the "brain damage" idiots are still idiots. That RF induction can cause trouble on sensitive electronics within nearfield range is obvious. To say it lends credence to the ravings of the tinfoil hatters is an illogical leap.
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    4. Re:Maybe I should rethink the cel habit? by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Coughing into the microphone will also screw up a recording. I suppose that leads you believe that coughing is a major cause of brain damage as well, huh?

      I kind of like the feature where you can "hear" your cell phone about to ring if you have it sitting next to your computer speakers, from the sudden buzzing that comes out. Not really a feature, per say, but it's still cool.

    5. Re:Maybe I should rethink the cel habit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cell phones cause EM interference that can be heard in computer speakers, but there's no way on earth that they could interfere with an airplane's avionics.

    6. Re:Maybe I should rethink the cel habit? by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      Coughing into the microphone will also screw up a recording. I suppose that leads you believe that coughing is a major cause of brain damage as well, huh?

      My father recently had to have a stent inserted into his carotid artery because of a sudden blockage triggered by a severe coughing fit (he had all the symptoms of a stroke). So coughing can indeed cause brain damage...not that this validates the GP's logical leap.

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  10. Caution using cellphones by whiteranger99x · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's ok, I usually drive and use a laptop instead of a cellphone.

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    1. Re:Caution using cellphones by Like2Byte · · Score: 1

      That's ok, I usually drive and use a laptop instead of a cellphone.


      Wow! That's one tricked-out laptop!! What size rims does it have?

  11. FEWER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    "FEWER idiots," says the grammar Nazi.

  12. Lies... by penguinwhoflew · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The car won't start and the I-Key cannot be reprogrammed."

    Obviously it CAN be reprogrammed, or else they wouldn't have this problem to begin with.

    1. Re:Lies... by compro01 · · Score: 1

      i'm guessing that they mean that it basically fries whatever kind of chip they use for this, resulting in the key being completely useless.

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    2. Re:Lies... by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily. You can't record over commercial CDs. You can't take an old game boy game you hate and overwrite the ROM with the image of a game you like. Just because something holds data doesn't mean it's CHANGEABLE data.

    3. Re:Lies... by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      make that reprogrammed with a valid sequence (perhaps the key gets a fail(un)safe bit flipped?

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    4. Re:Lies... by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 2

      And I completely ignored the issue of the cellphones rendering the key unusable. Well it doesn't necessarily have had to erased the data; some other component could fail as a result of whatever particular radiation the key is vulnerable to.

    5. Re:Lies... by MoriaOrc · · Score: 1

      Maybe what they mean is that it can't be reprogrammed to the way it was before.

      Imagine holding a magnet up to a magnetic storage device. It destroys all the data on the device, and you can't just hold up another magnet on the other side and expect the device to have all the old data on it. You need to have any data you want to put on the device stored somewhere else, and go and get it to put it back on.

      It could be that Nissan is using some sort of supposedly write-once chip in these keys. Although that's obviously not entirely true, it might be "ROM enough" that they can't set it back exactly to what it was (only strong signals can affect it). Now, if someone smart is involved in this I-Key thing, they should have a record of all the I-Key signals and the keys themselves are probably pretty cheap. They should at least be able to replace them...

    6. Re:Lies... by qbwiz · · Score: 1

      A microwave can render a CD unusable, but it certainly doesn't actually write to the CD.

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    7. Re:Lies... by v1 · · Score: 1

      More properly stated I think you will agree, it can only be reprogrammed once

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    8. Re:Lies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the type of security microprocessor in these devices have a 'tamper-proof' feature.

      If the micro sees activity on the programming pins that doesn't correspond to the correct protocol it will enter a TAMPER mode which is a loop that cannot be broken out of.

      This is to protect the cryptographic keys that start the vehicle. Yes I have programmed for them (not Nissan) hence I am posting AC.

  13. Cannot be reprogrammed? by ushering05401 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    IF the signature can be altered by a signal why could it not be re-alligned by another? Is the frequency somehow damaging the medium that holds the signature?

    If you expose magnetic media to random magnetic forces you lose data... but it does not destroy the medium itself.

    OTOH if you pass a Sensormatic EAS tag through an EMF it destroys the medium.

    Why would you make a key like that? What's going on here? Who's running this show?

    1. Re:Cannot be reprogrammed? by Quietust · · Score: 3, Informative

      When dealing with old-fashioned EPROMs, all bits are "1" when the ROM is erased. When you program it, some of the "1" bits go to "0" in order to represent the data you wanted to write.

      Now, it's certainly possible to change additional "1" bits into "0"s into the ROM and change the data further, but it is not possible to change a "0" into a "1" without erasing the entire EPROM (by removing it from whatever device it was in and shining ultraviolet light into window on the top of the chip).

      My guess is that something similar is happening here.

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    2. Re:Cannot be reprogrammed? by terraformer · · Score: 2, Informative

      Why would you make a key like that?

      Oh, I dunno, maybe it is tamper resistant or something wacky like that...

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    3. Re:Cannot be reprogrammed? by philicorda · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's possible that the chip is designed to fail under certain circumstances to prevent reverse engineering.

      I know there are crypto chips that can destroy themselves using chemical agents stored inside the packaging. It's not easy to find out much detail about them for some reason.

    4. Re:Cannot be reprogrammed? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      IF the signature can be altered by a signal why could it not be re-alligned by another? Is the frequency somehow damaging the medium that holds the signature?

      If you expose magnetic media to random magnetic forces you lose data... but it does not destroy the medium itself.

      OTOH if you pass a Sensormatic EAS tag through an EMF it destroys the medium.

      Why would you make a key like that? What's going on here? Who's running this show?
      I'm just idly speculating, but it's perfectly plausible that the device is "programmed" at the time of manufacture by direct wire connection, then the device is cast into the plastic key head later. From the sound of it, the keys are the unfortunate victims of near-field radiation. Near-field effects include surprisingly strong magnetic induction, which could reasonably be expected to fustigate a badly designed transponder circuit such as one would find in a key like this.
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    5. Re:Cannot be reprogrammed? by sjames · · Score: 1

      Why would you make a key like that? What's going on here? Who's running this show?

      What? Just because it's an expensive premium feature you expect them to use something better than the cheapest junk that will barely get the job done?

      With the heaps of inexpensive technologies available it's amazing they could even FIND something that fragile, much less deploy it into the field.

    6. Re:Cannot be reprogrammed? by v1 · · Score: 2, Informative

      One theory I have is that it's a bit like flashing your BIOS. Only in this case the flash goes bad and it bricks your key. (can't reflash bios once bios is hosed)

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    7. Re:Cannot be reprogrammed? by I'll+Provide+The+War · · Score: 1
      Boston Globe: Replacing car keys is no longer quick or cheap

      The simple metal key that could be copied at a hardware store is quickly vanishing. Taking its place are electronic gadgets that combine metal keys with computer chips that must deliver a code to the car's on board systems before it can start. Some cars, including some Mercedes-Benz models and the Toyota Prius, have dispensed with the jagged-edge metal key entirely in favor of an electronic fob.

      "It's a good thing. The technology prevents car thieves from stealing the car, but the downside is that the key is expensive," said David Williams , executive vice president of the Massachusetts State Auto Dealers Association.

      Dealers are charging anywhere from $80 to $350 to replace car keys these days, depending on the make and model of the car and the number of bells and whistles on the key or the key fob. Locksmiths tend to charge less, but they often don't have the codes or software needed to make duplicates for certain car models.

      continues... Some keys have to be ordered from the manufacturer, even the dealers can not duplicate them.

    8. Re:Cannot be reprogrammed? by Oryn · · Score: 1

      Its more likely that the RF from the phone is swamping the pickup used to power the key. If someone has left out the protection diode then the large amount of RF from the phone could damage the keys transponder simply due to over voltage.

      Its a bit like then your kid fries his electronic toy because he didn't check the setting on the cheap 3-24v power supply you got him because you didn't want to keep spending out on batterys

      I guess the diffenence is that instead of not hearing the annoying sounds from the toy you can't drive your car.

      This says alot about nissan doesn't it (Hmm lets save a few cents by leaving out this diode, the transponder seems to work without it)

      BTW I am a nissan car owner :P

    9. Re:Cannot be reprogrammed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would you make a key like that? What's going on here? Who's running this show?
      Apparently the people who make and sell these keys.
  14. Only high-end cars? by jimicus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The only thing that surprises me about this is that it's taken this long and it's only high-end cars. Here in the UK, practically every car on the market for the last 10 years has an immobiliser chip of some sort built into the key. It's sold as a security measure, and the fact that it allows the manufacturer to charge you £70 (around $140) for a replacement key - £30 for the key, £40 to reprogram your car to recognise it - has nothing to do with it ;) Are things radically different in the US?

    In any case, my understanding was that with most of these, the key leaves the factory with a fixed number, no two keys have the same number and you reprogram the car to recognise the key rather than reprogramming the key to work the car. This sounds to me like a simple case of bad engineering which was never considered when the key was designed.

    The upshot is that Nissan will re-design the key so it's not affected by cell-phones, new cars will ship with the redesigned key and owners of existing cars will have to pay a small fortune to replace the keys because it's not a safety recall issue.

    1. Re:Only high-end cars? by phantomcircuit · · Score: 1

      Yeah the keys in the US cost $50 and the reprogramming $150.

    2. Re:Only high-end cars? by Nimey · · Score: 1

      My '05 Civic has something like that, yes. If the key's not in the ignition, the engine will refuse to start.

      I can't say about recent US-designed cars, though.

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    3. Re:Only high-end cars? by EvilRyry · · Score: 2, Informative

      Most American manufacturers stopped with the magical keys because consumers bitched about paying $100-$200 for a spare key.

    4. Re:Only high-end cars? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It depends. At least on Fiats, you get 2 normal (blue) keys and a red master key. The blue keys are your everyday keys - the car recognizes the chip in them - but can't be fully copied. If you lose one you have to have a copy made from the red key (basically a template - they physically copy the key as well as reading data from it to program the correct code into the new blue key). It's advisable to keep the red key very safe - if you lose it and ever need to have another blue key made (they can break, apparently) you need a new ECU, which is frighteningly expensive.

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    5. Re:Only high-end cars? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a small fortune to replace the keys because it's not a safety recall issue.

      WTF? they made a defective product like any other that has been made- it doesnt have to be safety related to be covered especially if it was under warrenty to begin with [high end cars do have a warrenty dont they?]
    6. Re:Only high-end cars? by djonsson · · Score: 1

      I can't imagine that immobilizers are a massive scam to sell expensive keys. Most people don't even change the keys for their car very often.

      It's most likely because of the EU resolution requiring that all cars sold within the union since the 1998 model year must have some sort of immobilizer system installed.

    7. Re:Only high-end cars? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You do know that you can program the keys/ car computer yourself in about 5-15min(depends on car). It is usually a simple procedure that involves turning key to certain positions and hitting the brakes at certain times. Done this on many pats system keys for fords. Dealer wants like $150 to do it and I just refused to pay that much. I know in my area most of the dealerships if you now how to talk to them well teach you how to do and let you look at the factory manuels(one ford dealership actually let me copy their dvd/cd shop collection.)

    8. Re:Only high-end cars? by thc69 · · Score: 1

      GM has a couple systems called various VATS, Passkey, or Passlock. Some have a chip in the key, and some electronically require a key in the ignition. If the condition isn't met, the engine will start and immediately stall.

      My 1997 Pontiac and 2002 GMC both had what I think is "Passlock II", which has no chip in the key. I installed remote starters in both, and they require a certain resistance (unique to each car) across two wires. The Pontiac, IIRC, allowed it at all times, but the GMC requires it at a specific time and if it's there all the time then you get a "Security" light.

      Like all DRM and anti-theft systems, it's quite effective against rightful owners but doesn't stop anybody who's moderately interested in taking it.

      I think TFA is about "keys" that aren't cut from metal at all, and don't come out of your pocket, they just work wirelessly...but this being slashdot, I haven't actually read TFA.

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    9. Re:Only high-end cars? by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Looks like a standard "UK is so much better than US" troll.

      Except for the super, super low-end (Kia), every car in the US in the last 10 years has had an electronic ignition lock-out, or whatever they call it, so that the engine won't start unless the key authenticates itself in some way. My cheap PT Cruiser has this feature, and I bought it with zero extras.

      This article is about RFID keys, keys you don't have to put in the ignition, the car just checks for the presence of the RFID chip then starts the engine. In the US, this feature is only available in high-end cars. I'm guessing the same is true of the UK.

    10. Re:Only high-end cars? by KiboMaster · · Score: 2, Informative

      The upshot is that Nissan will re-design the key so it's not affected by cell-phones, new cars will ship with the redesigned key and owners of existing cars will have to pay a small fortune to replace the keys because it's not a safety recall issue.

      I have a Nissan Altima. I received a letter from Nissan informing me of this issue several weeks ago. The letter states:

      "Nissan is developing a modified I-key to prevent this from happening, and will provide you with these new keys, at no cost to you, in early fall 2007."
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    11. Re:Only high-end cars? by thc69 · · Score: 1

      In the US, the reason for it is most likely to reduce insurance costs, since many consumers compare insurance costs before choosing which car to buy. More silly anti-theft features == cheaper theft insurance.

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    12. Re:Only high-end cars? by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Not at all, actually.

      But I've found that it's quite common for a comment like "my car keys are buggery expensive to replace because of the immobilizer", people in the US appear to be surprised and I'm wondering if that's because they don't generally have such things or they do but they're ignorant of this.

    13. Re:Only high-end cars? by TommydCat · · Score: 1

      The upshot is that Nissan will re-design the key so it's not affected by cell-phones, new cars will ship with the redesigned key and owners of existing cars will have to pay a small fortune to replace the keys because it's not a safety recall issue.

      I have an affected model ('07 G35x) and have been contacted by Infiniti with the statement that they will replace my current keys with new replacements free of charge when the new version is available. I cannot speak for Nissan owners...

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    14. Re:Only high-end cars? by RESPAWN · · Score: 1

      ...I'm wondering if that's because they don't generally have such things or they do but they're ignorant of this. I'd chose the latter instead of the former. Almost every newer vehicle I've driven in the last 10 years has had some sort of electronic security method in the vehicle ignition. My '95 Oldsmobile had it. My '03 Honda Civic has it. Both of my parents' cars have it. My dad's old '94 Cadillac even had it and that was even worse since the keys were also gold plated, meaning it cost an arm and a leg to replace the key. I want to say that my '91 Jimmy had it, but I might be lying since I can't remember. Suffice it to say that it's not uncommon these days.
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    15. Re:Only high-end cars? by bean123456789 · · Score: 1

      owners of existing cars will have to pay a small fortune to replace the keys because it's not a safety recall issue

      Not true, as an owner of one of these vehicles, I can tell you they are replacing them for free, and they solicited me first.

  15. who thought this was a good idea? by compro01 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    seriously, these chipped keys are nothing but problems and it makes the keys stupidly expensive. to get another key for the ford van we have will run you $50, and that's just for the blank! cutting it is another $15. then another $5 to get it programmed if you can't do it yourself (doing it yourself requires 2 already programmed keys)

    why can't we just use a bit of properly carved metal to start the vehicle without throwing in a bunch of junk?

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    1. Re:who thought this was a good idea? by furball · · Score: 1

      why can't we just use a bit of properly carved metal to start the vehicle without throwing in a bunch of junk?


      Try to imagine your insurance rates for said car without the chipped keys. I'm not in the business but I'd wager that the chipped keys fairly significantly reduce the rate of car theft which makes insuring said car cheaper. I'd further wager that the rate increase of carved metal versus chipped keys to be more than $50 per annum.
    2. Re:who thought this was a good idea? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Watch the Masterminds TV show, these fully-electronic key based cars can be started with just a laptop, no key required. Easier, quicker, and less obvious than stealing cars the old-fashioned way. Insurance companies WANT you to buy cars with high insurance rates, it makes them more money.

    3. Re:who thought this was a good idea? by man_ls · · Score: 1

      I think technically, insurance companies want you to do whatever ends up making them more money at the end of the day. This doesn't necessarily mean paying higher insurance premiums on easy-to-steal vehicles, since they'd also be paying out for theft at a higher rate. They give you a break on your rates for various conditions and attributes because statistics say that if you have X, you're less likely to become a financial liability. Thus, they can charge less (loyalty increases) and still profit.

    4. Re:who thought this was a good idea? by phantomcircuit · · Score: 1

      You would be correct, insurance for cars without the chips is more expensive.

      The chips don't really work though. If you can steal the entire car without starting it (tow truck, whatever) then you can program keys using the numbers on the main board of the car fairly easily.

    5. Re:who thought this was a good idea? by CompMD · · Score: 1

      "I'd wager that the chipped keys fairly significantly reduce the rate of car theft which makes insuring said car cheaper."

      Couldn't be farther from the truth. Look up the list of most stolen cars. A few use chipped keys. I'm particularly fond of Honda's idea of security, its downright idiotic. Honda has had chipped keys for 10 years. My mom's 1999 3.2TL has a simpler key than a generic padlock, and that is justified because the keys are chipped. However, looking at the top stolen cars, you'll see Honda Accord (which is what that Acura 3.2TL is based on) right up there. My 35 year old Mercedes on the other hand has an insanely complicated key, and you won't find Mercedes on any top stolen car list. If you want access to the ignition switch in the Honda, crack the steering column. If you want access to the ignition switch in the ancient Mercedes, you have to rip apart the dashboard, which is a lot more work. Also, the insurance on the more powerful, more reliable, head-turningly beautiful Mercedes (two-seat roadster) is $1200 less annually to insure than the Acura sedan.

      Now, my Volvo uses chipped keys (2002 V70) but the keys are also mechanically complex. It costs $1000 more to insure annually than the Mercedes.

    6. Re:who thought this was a good idea? by localman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have keyless entry and ignition on my car (2004 Prius) and I gotta say, I do like it a lot. When I rent cars nowadays and have to use a physical key, or even a pushbutton to unlock, it feels positively archaic and a bit annoying. I'd most likely get the feature again on my next car. They put a lot of thought into the behavior, and it basically does what you expect without you even
      thinking about it. Eventually it feels like the car just knows you.

      Sometimes it can be confusing, like if you get out of the car while it's running to let a friend borrow it. It gives a beep to let you know -- but if you don't remember to take the key out of your pocket and give it to your friend, they can drive away but won't be able to start the car once they turn it off. That's never actually happened to me, but it's just something annoying that could happen with the system.

      But it's still one of the nicest little conveniences I've seen added to a car in quite a while.

    7. Re:who thought this was a good idea? by karnal · · Score: 1

      I've got a '99 Grand Marquis that can be programmed by the owner. You just have to know the sequence - which is stated in the manual, as well as having at least one known good key for the vehicle.

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    8. Re:who thought this was a good idea? by djonsson · · Score: 1

      That's strange. I've gotten the impression that they're a good thing (when they're not erased by cellphones, of course). All cars sold in the EU since 1998 have immobilizer systems. Today, at least in Sweden, 9 out of 10 cars stolen are from before 1998. Really expensive new cars are of course stolen despite the system, but still, it seems to be quite effective.

    9. Re:who thought this was a good idea? by nra1871 · · Score: 1

      My little 02 Toyota pickup has just a regular metal key. I suspect many car thieves wouldn't be able to drive a stick anyway, so I'm not particularly worried. In my opinion, the simpler mechanical things are, the better.

    10. Re:who thought this was a good idea? by maxume · · Score: 1

      And how many miles do you have the Mercedes insured for vs the Volvo?

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    11. Re:who thought this was a good idea? by maxume · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In the U.S., the most popular stolen cars are stolen to be parted out. It could just be the relative size of the vehicle markets that makes it so that most of the cars stolen in Sweden are stolen for a joy ride or whatever.

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    12. Re:who thought this was a good idea? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, looking at the top stolen cars, you'll see Honda Accord (which is what that Acura 3.2TL is based on) right up there. My 35 year old Mercedes on the other hand has an insanely complicated key, and you won't find Mercedes on any top stolen car list.

      However, looking at the top purchased cars, you'll see Honda Accord right up there. You won't find Mercedes on any top purchased car list.

      What the hell do you think those statistics mean? How are thieves supposed to steal what isn't on the road to begin with? If you were to compare percent of Hondas which have been stolen to percentage of Mercedes which have been stolen, you'd see a very different result.

    13. Re:who thought this was a good idea? by CmdrPorno · · Score: 1

      "Smart" keyfobs for modern cars which include the keyless remote in the same module as the key tend to run in the $100-200 range. Adding keyless ignition capability to a $200 module doesn't make the fob part cost any more...

      I am in favor of these types of systems for two reasons--one, it's convenient to be able to enter, start, and drive the car without taking your keys out of your pocket, and two, there are no keys dangling from the dash or steering column in prime position to gouge or mangle your knee should you ever be in a crash.

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    14. Re:who thought this was a good idea? by TekPolitik · · Score: 1

      Now, my Volvo uses chipped keys (2002 V70) but the keys are also mechanically complex. It costs $1000 more to insure annually than the Mercedes.

      That's obviously based on empirical evidence that people in Volvos are crap drivers :-)

    15. Re:who thought this was a good idea? by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      SAAB solved the former way back. I remember when I got my first car, an '88 SAAB 900S, it took me a few minutes to figure out where the keyhole was (by the gearshift), and how to get the key back out (pull up the shaft of the shift knob, then put it in reverse).

    16. Re:who thought this was a good idea? by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Physical interlocking keys have a max. number of combinations of about 700, IIRC. If you produce more than 700 different keys, you'll have keys that work in multiple cars. Go back a few decades, and GM/Ford/Dodge may only have made 50 unique keys for a specific car model-- there was a decent chance you could try your key in someone else's car and get in, start the engine, and drive off.

      The keys that require a specific resistance have thousands, if not tens of thousands, of different possible combinations. The keys they have microchips in them have a virtually unlimited amount of different combinations. This is a Good Thing.

    17. Re:who thought this was a good idea? by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      Sometimes it can be confusing, like if you get out of the car while it's running to let a friend borrow it. ... but if you don't remember to take the key out of your pocket and give it to your friend, they can drive away but won't be able to start the car once they turn it off.

      I had a 1982 AMC Spirit that worked like that, although I'm pretty sure it wasn't by design.

    18. Re:who thought this was a good idea? by compro01 · · Score: 1

      yes, i remember those keys. one of the things i did in high school is go around and try my key in every similar car in the lot. i opened 2 of them (out of about 30).

      i agree that better security is a good thing, but it is considerablely less than good when it keeps the owner out.

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    19. Re:who thought this was a good idea? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, the insurance on the more powerful, more reliable, head-turningly beautiful Mercedes (two-seat roadster) is $1200 less annually to insure than the Acura sedan.

      Is the Mercedes insured as a "pleasure" vehicle (one which you don't commute with / drive on a daily basis)? I believe this distinction alone roughly cuts the insurance cost in half.

    20. Re:who thought this was a good idea? by CompMD · · Score: 1

      Nope, registered and insured as a regular car. Too many restrictions on when and where it can be driven otherwise.

    21. Re:who thought this was a good idea? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      When I rent cars nowadays

      How about the insane fucking rental outfits that give you two keys on one single flexible ring that can't be taken apart so you can separate the keys? Lose one, lose both. Lock one in the car, lock both in the car. Want to take the car somewhere and have another party (named on the contract) pick it up? Tough shit.

      I asked what was up the last time I got a rental. The droid gave me some line of shit to the effect that it kept the lot guys from stealing the cars. WTF??? That was so stupid I couldn't bring myself to ask how that helped.

      When my wife rented a car, they gave her the same kind of key set. It should be separable by twisting the latch (you can buy the same things for yourself) but they crimp it to keep you from doing so.

      A pair of diagonal pliers allowed her to separate the keys. When she returned it a week later, the guy complained that the ring had been broken. She told him it was a stupid system and walked out.

    22. Re:who thought this was a good idea? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      there are no keys dangling from the dash or steering column in prime position to gouge or mangle your knee should you ever be in a crash.

      Sure, bozo. An ER doctor I know tells me that the number one procedure he uses is extracting the car keys from the knees of crash victims. Sheesh.

    23. Re:who thought this was a good idea? by bean123456789 · · Score: 1

      why can't we just use a bit of properly carved metal to start the vehicle without throwing in a bunch of junk?

      Because they are easy for anybody to replicate or indeed bypass altogether.

    24. Re:who thought this was a good idea? by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
      So I moved to the US six months ago. Until I got my Washington license, we had issues getting insurance for me to drive our new car (an 07 Prius).

      (Very few) nice companies would even consider talking to my insurance company in Australia, getting information on my clean thirteen year driving history. I realize this is a hassle for them, I appreciate it.

      Some would insure me as a "new driver". Not fun, but I can see their point.

      Some would not insure me until I had a US-issued license. "So they could see my driving history". Even though I would get a new license, and as such have none. Technicality, really, but okay, that vaguely makes sense from the perspective of their rules engine, (ie I could have a US license, with a string of accidents, but because I can drive on an international license for 12 months, I could pretend I had no US license - having to show one, even with no history, would cover them against that).

      ONE, however, really took the cake for SHEER stupidity/assholery/gall/all of the above.

      We have two cars, the new Prius, and a 95 Civic which is old and a bit worn down, but still worthy. My wife asked for a quotation. They wouldn't insure me because I had no US license. Okay, fine. But then to add insult to injury, because they "had no way of knowing if they insured her whether I'd drive anyway, and in the event of an accident, just claim that I was an "occasional driver"", they sent her a document saying that insurance for her would be provided but IF AND ONLY IF she signed an affidavit stating that her husband (me) would be "NOT PERMITTED TO DRIVE EITHER VEHICLE AT ANY TIME, FOR ANY REASON" and that if they found I had done so (even with not making a claim), they would void the insurance.

      W. T. F?

      She could let anyone else drive, with a US license. She could even let another internationally licensed driver drive. She could let a learner drive. She was not allowed to let me in the driver's seat of any vehicle. Not because of my history. Not even with a willingness to be insured as a "new driver, no history" (and hence cop the premium hit). Not at all. Not even "off the record". Right there on the insurance card would be an exclusion saying there was no coverage if [MY NAME HERE] was the driver of the vehicle. You'd almost have less notification if you were a sex offender!

      Wow. Way to be absolutely anti-customer. Not to mention we later found insurance from another company (not fly by night) for 2/3 of the premium of this company.

      What was the name of this anti-customer company? I'll give you a hint - they're saturating TV with stylised secret agent cartoon style commercials. Stay the fuck away.

  16. That's not a bug, it's a feature! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well it was until they fixed it... I bet there's some engineer out there is as annoyed as I am about people on the phone when they should be driving, he probably made it that way on purpose. And then they had to go and "fix" it.

    If it can't be disabled, at least make the car chime loudly and annoyingly if not in park when active phone usage is detected at the driver's position.

  17. Re:Earth to PC users! by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1, Funny

    if you're going to try to sound like a trolling mac user, please for the love of god remember, it's not PC. That's too easy. It's PEEEEECEEEEE(or your favorite number of "E"s to put in there).

    Thank you.

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  18. Re:Earth to PC users! by s.bots · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Call me crazy but aren't Macs PCs (Personal Computers)? I hate to hear people cuss themselves out so hard, but I guess that's what happens when you troll....

  19. This is precisely why... by photomonkey · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is precisely why, at least where I live, the cars you most commonly see are more than 15 years old OR are less than three years old.

    The relative simplicity of cars even from the early 1990's, nevermind the 60's and 70's, is what allows them to stay on the road so long. They're easier to work on (no super-expensive diagnostic equipment needed in most cases), the parts are made of stronger metals (steel and iron instead of aluminum and plastic) and the electrical systems are more independent of eachother than in today's cars.

    The electrical mess that is today's cars is probably the single largest contributing factor to people's desire to replace a car instead of repairing it. Electrical gremlins are one of the hardest problems to chase down in today's cars because everything is sensor this and computer that. The systems are not redundant in most cases, and the parts and skills necessary to fix the problem once its diagnosed can be cost-prohibitive.

    In an age when everyone is rightfully concerned about greenhouse gas emissions and energy efficiency, why are we building cars that are very complicated, have a high energy cost to produce and go straight to the junkyard, on average, in less than 10 years?

    The worst problem is that, with the exception of some of the more advanced engine control systems allowing better fuel economy, very few of these electronic 'improvements' actually make driving safer, better or more enjoyable.

    I mean, as cool as it looks to wave an electronic key and have the car start, have we gotten to the point where a mechanical lock and tumbler are too hard to turn?

    People got along for more than 100 years in cars without GPS systems telling them (in some cases incorrectly) to "turn right in 300 yards".

    Even hybrid gas-electric cars are based on 80+-year-old tech. Diesel-electric submarines were built and operated with very little, and early on no computer support systems.

    As with a great many things, I think it's time we take a good hard look at what we have, and attempt to simplify instead of further complicate.

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    1. Re:This is precisely why... by TrappedByMyself · · Score: 3, Insightful

      People got along for more than 100 years in cars without GPS systems telling them (in some cases incorrectly) to "turn right in 300 yards".

      Perspective

      People got along for thousands of years without cars, so maybe you should consider getting rid of yours.

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    2. Re:This is precisely why... by alexfeig · · Score: 1

      So... what? Are we supposed to hold back R&D because the old system worked well enough? Isn't the point of new technology to supposedly make things easier? If people had that attitude about things, we'd all be using 9600 baud modems because text is "enough" and pictures are an unnecessary frivolity?

    3. Re:This is precisely why... by photomonkey · · Score: 1

      When I lived in DC, I did exactly that. Where I'm at now, there is no reliable public transportation and my job requires me to carry large amounts of heavy, fragile equipment thereby requiring a car.

      When I'm not working, or my kit is light I walk whenever possible. When walking's not possible I do try to carpool to save energy.

      I appreciate that people got by for thousands of years without cars. I also appreciate the advantages that technology affords us. Cars are not inherently bad. , nor is driving them. The problem is they (among other products) lose their functionality at the hands of "over-teching".

      A good solution is one that is firstly functional, then simple, then elegant.

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    4. Re:This is precisely why... by photomonkey · · Score: 1

      As I replied above, yes: technology is supposed to improve our lives and make tasks simpler.

      How, exactly does a non-mechanical ignition system (that apparently can be broken by proximity to a cellphone) achieve either or both of those goals, over a good, old-fashioned metal, essentially fail-proof key?

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    5. Re:This is precisely why... by kegger64 · · Score: 1

      How, exactly does a non-mechanical typing system (like a computer) achieve either or both of those goals, over a good, old-fashioned metal, essentially fail-proof typewriter?

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    6. Re:This is precisely why... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      There are alternatives. Cars are built in Asia, Europe and even South America which may not have the same quality issues. The quality issues at a couple of US companies that actually manage to produce quite decent stuff at their overseas plants could mostly be fixed with better management that is willing to put some resources into improving things. I think it's more about management attitudes 20 years ago compared to those today (ie. put some poorly educated barbarian with rich relatives into the job) than anything else that really shows the drop in quality over the last fifteen years.

    7. Re:This is precisely why... by colourmyeyes · · Score: 1

      Even hybrid gas-electric cars are based on 80+-year-old tech.
      Why is this the case? Is it cost alone, or the gasoline infrastructure? It is amazing how refined IC engine technology has become, but at the core it's still the same old pistons burning gasoline to turn a crankshaft. The amount of effort and cost that have gone into IC piston engines seems more than enough to have come up with something else. But I guess every town has a gas station, but no a hydrogen station, for example.
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    8. Re:This is precisely why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe the people you live around just don't like driving cars over 10 years old. It's like that where I live too, but if I go across town to the poorer neighborhoods, I see plenty of cars older than 10 years old. Keep in mind that a lot of cars from the 80's were crap and nobody would want them anyway.

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    9. Re:This is precisely why... by reverius · · Score: 1

      I wish I could mod -1 for Inapplicable Analogy.

    10. Re:This is precisely why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The relative simplicity of cars even from the early 1990's, nevermind the 60's and 70's, is what allows them to stay on the road so long.

      Yeah, but what a coup for the parts resellers. Have a minor accident where all seven or so of your airbags deploy and the insurance will total it -- too expensive to rplace them all. Too bad the rest of the car is still good. I don't know if it has happened anywhere yet, but some whack job will decide it's illegal to drive a car with even one deployed-but-not-replaced bag.

      I recently didn't notice a car parked at a right angle to me. As I turned while backing, I ever so lightly tapped the bumper of the other car, putting about a half-inch nick in the rear bumper. You had to look pretty hard to even find it.

      The guy insisted he wanted to keep his (admittedly) "cherry van" that way, so I agreed to pay the repair myself.

      He estimated a couple of hundred dollars. I told him it was a lot closer to $500. When the body shop sent me the estimate (and the final repair bill), it came to $495.

      When I was a kid, the big honking steel bumpers wouldn't have known they'd gotten hit. But now, all you have to do is put a quarter inch cut in the plastic film covering a bumper and it's a 7-step procedure to repair the "damage". Shit -- I could have made that scratch disappear with a ten dollar vial of touchup paint.

    11. Re:This is precisely why... by toddestan · · Score: 1

      The thing is, it's not always simplier and easier. Take climate control systems. In older cars, it was usually controlled by a few simple knobs or sliders, perhaps with a button or two to turn on the A/C and defroster. To change a setting takes a couple of seconds, usually can be done by feel alone once you became familiar with your car, and what the knobs and sliders did was obvious even if you had never seen that particular model before. Now we have complex systems, which usually involve navigating menus, looking at a screen, and multiple button presses even to change a single setting. Is this really better?

  20. I betI know why! by kurthr · · Score: 4, Informative

    This probably only occurs with GSM cell phones. These phones use a TDMA (Time Domain Multiple Access) technique, which causes them to transmit at very high powers (2W) for short (1ms) times. Depending on the efficiency of the transmitters it's common for voltages over 20Vp-p (peak-to-peak) to be generated and transmitted to other devices.

    The capacitive coupling of an antenna to a key could then be quite good at the 1-2GHz frequencies (0.5pF @ 2GHz => 150Ohms). That's a low enough impedance to power up a device (through its protection diodes) and cause it to reprogram itself due to noise on the inputs. It could actually even fry the poor little silicon device, if it rectified the voltage got up high enough (>5V) for any length of time.

    It's not that hard a problem to prevent (put a filter on your inputs folks!), but I doubt the automotive key entry designers are normally thinking of transmitters at that power and frequency.

    1. Re:I betI know why! by syzler · · Score: 1

      Or maybe it is as simple as the key itself starts transmitting when it hears the noise.

      My understanding is that key fobs are not programmed with a single number, but rather a number and an algorithm. The car is then programmed with the number and the same algorithm. The key fob sends the current number when a button is pushed and generates the next number with the algorithm. The car itself listens for either the current number or one of the next 256 numbers, if one of the numbers is transmitted it will respond to the request. HowStuffWorks explains it pretty well.

      My Harley's security system will not allow the motorcycle to be started unless the key fob is within a about three feet of it or the security code has been entered. The Harley itself transmits a very weak signal. When the key is in range of the signal, it transmits back to the motorcycle the 'Ok' signal. The downside of this system is that placing the motorcycle keys within a few inches of a cell phone or running computer will result in the key draining its battery trying to "talk" to the motorcycle.

      The article does not mention that the cell phones reprogram the keys, but rather changes the number in the keys. It could be possible that when placed next to cell phones the keys start transmitting the auth number continuously thus generating a number that is past the 256th number allowed by the car.

    2. Re:I betI know why! by entrigant · · Score: 1

      So hold on.. what you are saying is after 256 starts your done? Get a new key/reprogram the bike?

    3. Re:I betI know why! by syzler · · Score: 2, Informative

      The car uses the same algorithm to determine the next number which is how the car knows the next 256 numbers the key fob will send. When it receives a valid number it calculates the next 256 numbers from the most recently sent key.

      So in theory you could cause your key fob to stop working if you press the button 256 times without being near the car since the number it would send would not be in the valid list of 256 numbers known by the car.

      BTW, I do not know if all cars match up to 256 numbers from the key fob, I got the number from HowStuffWorks.

  21. Re:Stupid Horses by Cassini2 · · Score: 1

    Think of all those poor out of work horses

    Those horses don't work right. If you don't feed them, they get cranky and just go off and graze. They refuse to go near the buggy to tow it anywhere. Some of the really cranky ones, just run away whenever you walk near them. If you surprise horses from behind, they can kick you! They can really hurt you if you get kicked. Horses also leave piles of horse manure wherever they go.

    Horses are far too unreliable. Humanity should just stick to walking.

  22. Except they do... by name_already_taken · · Score: 5, Informative

    Electronic controls do not give anything that a well engineered engine does not

    Huh?

    Show me a car engine that can meet current emissions requirements without electronic controls while running on fuel that you can buy at your local gas station. You can't, because it simply isn't possible. Even diesels have computer controls these days.

    Electronic controls are an absolute requirement for gasoline engines because of the fine level of control of air/fuel mixture and ignition timing required to burn the fuel efficiently and somewhat cleanly whilst not destroying the engine in the process.

    One car I owned recently (a 1995 Chevy) had an 11:1 compression ratio and ran on 87 octane fuel (that's the lowest grade of gasoline available in most of the USA). Without electronic controls such as knock sensing, O2 sensor feedback, mass airflow measurement, and the precise control of both the quantity and timing of fuel injection and the timing of the ignition by a computer, it simply would have been impossible to reach the power level that engine developed (or even to drive at all with an 11:1 CR on 87 octane fuel without knocking holes in the pistons) and at the same time producing HC and CO emissions that were a fraction of the same size (5.7L V8) engine from ten model years earlier.

    An easy example of how electronic controls have improved the reliability of modern cars is the elimination of the ignition distributor. Pretty much all modern cars do not have distributors now, because they were such a common point of failure for ignition systems that they made cars break down due to things like worn out cap and rotor, or burned points (going back to before 1975 when electronic ignition became pretty much mandatory). Take a look at the tune-up intervals in a modern car's maintenance schedule. It used to be you'd have to change half the ignition system out every couple of years - now the whole thing is good for at least 100K miles in most cases.

    Without modern electronic engine controls, US cities would still be blanketed photochemical smog from vehicle exhaust, and people's cars would be significantly less fuel efficient and far less reliable.

    Your statement that electronic controls are not a vast improvement over the previous mechanical and vacuum controls is patently incorrect.

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    1. Re:Except they do... by PatTheGreat · · Score: 1

      I own a 1981 DeLorean DMC-12.

      That sucker passed emissions testing right off. No "spend $400 and we'll pretend your car is okay" type stuff. It just passed. This car has not been loved by any means. Cars don't need those silly, silly things.

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    2. Re:Except they do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, wait a minute. I've seen Back To The Future. The DeLorean is packed with electronics.

    3. Re:Except they do... by LWATCDR · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually about twice the HP of your car. Oh and EU emission standards are lower the US standards. The US has some of the highest emission standards in the world and CA and a few other states are the at the very top. Most cars are 50 state cars so they meet those high standards.
      The US is very different from the UK. The UK isn't much bigger then a good number of states. In some places in the US distances are vast and the population is low. Ever wonder why people in the US and Australia tend to drive the same types of cars?
      Oh and my car? One is a Mazda 3 and the other a Dodge Intrepid. Both get pretty good milage. And my commute is only 14 miles each way and I carpool with my wife. I would say that you are the one that needs to get off your high horse. The US is different from the UK. I happen to like European style cars but I can tell you that they are not ideally suited to the US.

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    4. Re:Except they do... by zitch · · Score: 1

      The key is current emission requirements. The mandated levels only depend on the year the vehicle was made. Hence, your 1981 Delorean is not tested to the same standards as a vehicle manufactured in 2006.

      Indeed, cars don't need emission controls to operate, in themselves. Just that some people seem to insist on being able to breath without inhaling large amounts of toxic fumes. Silly thing indeed.

      Have to admit, those orange sunsets you get with smog can be pretty cool looking at times....

    5. Re:Except they do... by PAjamian · · Score: 1

      I own a 1981 DeLorean DMC-12.

      That sucker passed emissions testing right off. No "spend $400 and we'll pretend your car is okay" type stuff. It just passed. This car has not been loved by any means. Cars don't need those silly, silly things.

      That's because smog checks hold the vehicle to the emissions standard at the time of manufacture. Passing the check simply means that your vehicle is close enough to the standard of it's time to be within those specs. It does not mean that your 25 year old car will conform to the same standard as a new 2008 model.

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    6. Re:Except they do... by fermion · · Score: 1
      This is true, but not quite what was being discussed. One one hand, there is a verifiable need to protect the environment, conserve natural resources, and increase reliability. On the other hand, there is paranoia. Paranoia, in my mind, is a state in which the user is willing to live with a reduction in overall security to gain a perceived increase in security in a certain area.

      In this case, the difficulty of a single method of stealing a car is reduced, thereby reducing the risk of being left stranded without a car. This is good. However, it can be said such difficulty merely increases the pressure to car jack. Nothing is free. It is not only bad design flaw, but a flawed system of design.

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    7. Re:Except they do... by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

      In terms of joule/fuel in normal use, smallblock V8s are very efficient. Overhead cam sewing machine engines make more power/displacement, but they do it by turning more revs/joule, then they self-destruct. For nearly any passenger vehicle on the road, there's no better engine made than a good old-fashioned American pushrod I-4, V-6, or V-8.

      You may look at them as crude, but the fact is that they are simple and correct. We keep buying them not because we don't have a choice, but because we know that they are better.

    8. Re:Except they do... by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      120BHP? Yeah, that 5.7 litre is putting out over twice that. 120BHP is somewhere around 100 at the wheels, and 100HP isn't going to tow shit, or go up a mountain interstate at 65.

      But keep enjoying your expensive gasoline there, chap.

    9. Re:Except they do... by VagaStorm · · Score: 1

      As pointed out in other posts, the car has to meet the requirements of its time, in addition the DeLorean DMC-12 was totally nerfed to meet the us requirements of its time....

    10. Re:Except they do... by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 2, Informative

      You are fucking joking ! (no I don't need a reply)
      Here in the UK cars are seldom above 2 litres, seldom above 4 cylinders, and are almost guaranteed to produce more power than your efforts - (ie. 120BHP /4 cyl/2 Lt) . and they are running unleaded and meet EU emission standards. Get off your high horse !

      A typical V8 of that size in the US produces around 270HP.

      And I gurantee that you have engines like that in the UK. They are used for the same kind of vehciles that they are used for in the US - light trucks. Your little 2 liter straight-4 is rediculously underpowered for even a moderate size pickup truck.

      Now, whether or not people need light trucks to go to the foodstore is an entirely different matter. But most of the people who own pickup trucks actually use them. Whether you're hauling a big trailer on a ranch or taking lumber to a construction site, being able to move 1000kg is a very useful thing.

      But then we aren't running AC and a massive stereo system

      A/C and the alternator use a negligable amount of power in a modern vehicle.

      we don't commute 500 miles a day

      A very long commute in the US is 200 miles a day. A 500 mile commute would be at least 8 hours - you'd be commuting 100% of the time that you're not at work or asleep!

      Mind you, I drive a 1.5 liter straight-4 Prius. I neither need nor desire a larger vehicle. Small vehicles are fine for many people, but pretending they are right for everyone is simply stupid. The only reason your vehicles are so much smaller and less powerful is because you pay so much more for gas.
    11. Re:Except they do... by Obsi · · Score: 0

      They nerfed it indeed -- needs more jiggawatts.

    12. Re:Except they do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here in the UK cars are seldom above 2 litres, seldom above 4 cylinders, and are almost guaranteed to produce more power than your efforts ... Get off your high horse!

      What do you people do in place of hauling boats, campers, and other recreational toys? Just curious, or are you so in touch with the environment that you simply do not use these types of equipment?

    13. Re:Except they do... by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Looking up the info, the only stock Chevy 350 V8 in 1995 with that sort of compression ratio was the LT4, which had 330 bhp. Not TOO shabby. ;)

      And, the 2007 Corvette Z06 (highest-end model...) gets 24 miles per US gallon highway EPA rating under the 2008 standards. It got 26 under the old standards, which if you're driving for economy (let's face it, though, you aren't in a car like that), are likely more accurate. And has 505 horsepower. 7.0L, no forced induction. Not too shabby, again.

      And, MY car could run AC and a massive stereo system. It has a 1588cc non-turbo diesel with 52 bhp. ;) Put on a bigger alternator off of an Audi 5000, and let the tunes fly. Of course, that's not advisable, with the German... engineering... behind the Mk2 Golf/Jetta diesel belt routing on AC-equipped cars... Nor is it advisable, due to how slow it would become with all of that turned on. ;)

      Oh, and that's something else about modern technology. 10 years ago, a 1.9L TDI was pushing out 90, maybe 110 bhp. NEXT YEAR, a 2.0L TDI will be pushing out as much as 204 bhp. Not too bad. And, BMW will have a 2.0L dual-turbo diesel pushing out 204 bhp as well.

    14. Re:Except they do... by shibashaba · · Score: 1

      Gas engines are most fuel efficient for the amount of power put out at peak torque. Pushrod engines are generally tuned for low end torque since they are not as economical to run at high rpms. The lower peak torque allows them to be more fuel efficient for the amount of power they put out in normal driving, since normal accelleration is along the torque curve. Japanese OHC engines tend to have peak torque at higher RPMS, resulting in lower fuel economy for the amount of power generated in normal driving.

      You can see this easly by comparing 2nd generation escorts(91-96) with a 1.9l OHC 4cyl vs the competion. The escort weighed more, had more torque(but at much lower rpms) but got better or equivelent MPG as the Japanese competition.

      Pushrod engines tend to be easier to lubricate and allow for smaller size engine per the displacement(the reason for their introduction). OHC engines are cheaper for single cam engines and much cheaper for multicam engines. They also have cool sounding acronyms to give identity starved teenage ricers something to feel good about.

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    15. Re:Except they do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No houses, so no driveways or lawns, so nowhere to park them, so nobody has them. Go to the pub instead.

    16. Re:Except they do... by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      100HP isn't going to... go up a mountain interstate at 65.

      As the owner of a 103HP Hyundai Accent, I beg to differ. It'll go up mountains just fine (even at more than 65 mph)... you just might need to downshift.

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    17. Re:Except they do... by The_Mr_Flibble · · Score: 1

      You forgot to mention that they produce as much torque as an asmatic flea.
      (Yeah I have a honda).

    18. Re:Except they do... by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      A modern 4 cylinder 2.0L 120HP European car, can pull 3000-5000kg (I've moved 2000kg with an older 1.9L 90HP engine easily).. So yes I assume they would fit a pick-up truck just fine.

      The key element here is a manual transmission, which enables a much more flexible power distribution.

      You only need your stupidly oversized engines, because you are overcompensating for.. the lack of social welfare, or something ;)

    19. Re:Except they do... by dave420 · · Score: 1

      You'd have a point if most US folks regularly drove across the entire country, but as it's not a nation of travelling nomads, most folks tend to live in one place and return there frequently. Especially in CA, with most car owners living in big cities, and who fly out of state when travelling, as opposed to driving. That limits them to driving the same distances as in other countries. Also remember people in Britain can (and do) drive to the continent, which then gives them a far greater land-mass to drive around than Americans. Why do Australians drive the same cars as Americans? They don't. They do drive some same models as in the US (which are also driven everywhere else in the world, such as the UK, Europe, Russia, etc.), and they also have their own makes of cars, and drive many Japanese imports (as Japan is right there, and drives on the left as do Aussies, and especially as the Land Cruiser proved its use in the outback). 14-mile commutes aren't the stuff of fantasy in Europe, btw ;)

    20. Re:Except they do... by huge+colin · · Score: 1

      There's a big difference between electronic ignition or electronic crank-position sensing and drive-by-wire nonsense. The former replace discrete mechanical components (points, distributor) with electronic equivalents, while the later adds nothing in terms of reliability and merely adds another point of failure.

      Drive-by-wire systems totally eat it.

    21. Re:Except they do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Show me a car engine that can meet current emissions requirements without electronic controls while running on fuel that you can buy at your local gas station. You can't, because it simply isn't possible.

      Bull. Until last year I had a '85 Jeep CJ7 with a stock 256. 1985 was the second year for AMC to implement emissions controls and it was poorly done. After removing the spaghetti bowl of vacuum lines, taking the emissions computer out & tweaking the mix/timing, the jeep passed annual Massachusetts Inspection with PLENTY of margin for error and all pollutants were very low. MA inspection is as strict as CA, FYI. One station ran the test twice because my Jeep was running cleaner than the more modern car ahead of me. More power, better mileage and ran cleaner than WITH the emissions controls...good mod if you ask me. Search "Nutter bypass" if you want more info. It's not a legal mod, not electronically controlled but it certainly is beneficial.

    22. Re:Except they do... by Dark_Gravity · · Score: 1

      I own a 1981 DeLorean DMC-12.

      That sucker passed emissions testing right off.

      When your car is running on garbage being processed by Mr. Fusion, of course your emissions pass testing!
    23. Re:Except they do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An easy example of how electronic controls have improved the reliability of modern cars is the elimination of the ignition distributor. Pretty much all modern cars do not have distributors now, because they were such a common point of failure for ignition systems that they made cars break down due to things like worn out cap and rotor, or burned points (going back to before 1975 when electronic ignition became pretty much mandatory). You are correct about this, except that instead of a distributor we've gone back to the ignition coil. It should be noted this is a technology that was present on the Model T in 1908!
    24. Re:Except they do... by srk2040 · · Score: 0

      If you think this story is big deal just wait until we're all riding on electrical cars.

    25. Re:Except they do... by cbreaker · · Score: 1

      Perhaps so, but at least here in New England, people are distributed fairly evenly over the area. While my commute is short at 15 miles, I used to have to drive at least 50 each way to get to work, and same with the 2 jobs before that.

      It's not because I wanted to drive. I would have gladly taken subways, trains, buses, etc. They're just not available enough to be worth it. I could have taken a bus, then a train, then a bus, to another bus, then a 2 mile walk. Not feasible.

      I believe that public transportation in Europe is much better then it is in the states (outside the mega cities.)

      ps. All of Europe is still smaller then the U.S. Take a look at a map some day.

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    26. Re:Except they do... by MadMidnightBomber · · Score: 1

      Ever wonder why people in the US and Australia tend to drive the same types of cars?

      Because neither country has signed up to the Kyoto protocol? :p

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    27. Re:Except they do... by name_already_taken · · Score: 1

      The key element here is a manual transmission, which enables a much more flexible power distribution.

      You're joking. This would be a 13 speed transmission?

      Actually, an automatic transmission is much more flexible because the torque converter provides additional torque multiplication and acts as a variable ratio gearset. Modern automatics are very efficient too - the older models used to waste a lot of power as heat, but newer ones produce fuel efficiency levels very close to that of a manual transmission.

      I usually hear your type of arguments for small engines in large vehicles from people who have never driven the types of vehicles they're claiming to be knowledgeable about.

      A pickup truck with a 1.9L engine would be a road hazard. There have been small pickup trucks sold in the US market with 1.9L engines. Most of them have since been crushed, shredded, and recycled into new steel products, because they weren't really usable for anything that people buy pickup trucks for.

      You'll note that there are two "output" numbers engines are rated by: horsepower, and torque. My 5.7L V8 made somewhere between 300 and 400 lb ft of torque (and about 270 HP) reliably, on a daily basis. No small four cylinder engine is going to be able to do that reliably without being made of exotic materials, or without requiring major (overhaul) service on a very short interval.

      The key is picking the right engine for the application. I have an 826cc motorcycle which is incredibly fun, but putting that engine into a car is a recipe for not keeping up with the rest of the road traffic, or melting the engine down on the way to work.

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    28. Re:Except they do... by CedhedCO · · Score: 1

      5000kg with 120hp? You're kidding right? I've towed that much (11,000lbs) with an older 1/2 ton v8 manual pickup and it was working pretty hard at it, especially up hills. Most modern 1/2 ton pickups are only rated for 6-10k lbs towing capacity. How badly were you having to slide the clutch to get started on that. Did you have a super granny (super low first gear) or something to get going? And what speeds were you capable of acheiving with that setup? Not necessarily doubting you, it just doesn't sound right given what I know about towing heavy vehicles around (old school buses and the like).

    29. Re:Except they do... by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      If you look at Austrian cars you will see they tend to have the same large low revving engines that American cars do. Yes they are different models but very similar in style and size.
      Yes in the UK people can drive to the content but they rarely do just as people in California rarely drive across country. But in the US many people live in areas that are not as dense as the UK and do have to drive greater distances.

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    30. Re:Except they do... by deacon · · Score: 1
      Show me a car engine that can meet current emissions requirements without electronic controls while running on fuel that you can buy at your local gas station. You can't, because it simply isn't possible. Even diesels have computer controls these days.

      My 1975 Toyota corolla 2TC engine after I rebuilt it. I put on the carb and manifold from a 3TC motor. There is no computer feedback on the carb. The car has no cat. converter. After I set the idle mixture according to the instructions for lean drop idle, The car has 21 PPM Hydrocarbon and .09% CO. If you want to argue that the carb need regular cleaning and adjustment to maintain these low levels, I agree.

    31. Re:Except they do... by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
      Tooling up I-5 towards Seattle this morning I saw a Chevy Suburban. I'd guess very early 80s, if not late 70s. This thing looked like a station wagon. Big, lumbering ugly, boxy thing. I watched it take a good minute or two to get to 60, and you could see it was struggling.

      Engine size? I kid you not, SIX POINT TWO liters. What possible justification does a "glorified" station wagon, without so much as a tow hitch, have for a 6.2L engine? Even the 20' van I hired just yesterday to move house didn't have a 6.2L engine.

    32. Re:Except they do... by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 2, Informative

      But most of the people who own pickup trucks actually use them. Whether you're hauling a big trailer on a ranch or taking lumber to a construction site, being able to move 1000kg is a very useful thing.

      Hahaha. I nearly sprayed coffee all over my monitor. Let's rephrase:

      "But most of the people who use or own pickup trucks for business/work actually use them."

      That's far more accurate. Greater than 80% of the pickups I see every day are in gleaming, immaculate condition, far more obviously used for "status" than hauling lumber.

    33. Re:Except they do... by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

      And, MY car could run AC and a massive stereo system.

      Now, granted, I drive a 2007 Prius. Contrary to claims, it's not actually "all that bad" on performance. No rice racer, and it couldn't tow a lot, even if you wanted to, but it does alright. Acceleration is pretty decent, especially with the electric motor kicking in a good amount of torque near instantly, in addition to the regular motor. But one thing that I have read many places, and matches my experience, though I am not a mechanic, is that using AC does not affect performance or responsiveness, as it actually drives off one of the batteries, rather than anything else (Wikipedia says that from 2004 it uses an all-electric compressor). That said, it does affect fuel economy as a result, however.

    34. Re:Except they do... by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
      "So how did you get your emissions so low?"
      "Oh, a couple of illegal modifications."

      Sounds like a good conversation to have.

    35. Re:Except they do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That car was probably pre-fuel injection, and produced perhaps 180 hp. Those were really crappy years for American cars, even the Corvettes produced only 200 or so hp. And take into account the likely miles on the engine of that car, and poor performance is expected.

      So not a very informative comparison...

  23. Slightly OT by The+Living+Fractal · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have noticed of late that when someone's cell phone rings in my house it's almost like a mini EMP just went off. If the phone is close to a set of speakers you can often tell before the phone even rings that there's a call incoming -- the speakers start making all sorts of noise.

    I've looked into this and I'm not the only person who has speakers/electronics that respond to cell phones this way. Are they really pumping that much juice in the signal these days or is my setup wired so that EM signals somehow translate into sound on the speakers? And how do I fix that?

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    1. Re:Slightly OT by s.bots · · Score: 1

      I run into the same problem with my band, if a phone ever goes off during practice it sounds like everything coming out of the speaker is scrambled. The offending phone only needs to be within about 5 feet to wreak havoc. So far the only solution we've figured is "turn your damn phone off when you come here!" but I am very curious as to the cause of this. Is there a shielding or somthing for instrument/speaker cables?

    2. Re:Slightly OT by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      If I have my cellphone near my desk phone at work, (say within 6 inches), about once an hour and just before an incoming call, I get a series of loud raspy tones coming from the deskphones earpiece even though its on the cradle.
      I'm thinking the signal from my phone must be very powerful. Scary considering its in my pocket quite often and that cell phones operate in the microwave band.

    3. Re:Slightly OT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Prairie oysters anyone?

    4. Re:Slightly OT by CharlieG · · Score: 1

      I've done a tad of research - aka had a bunch of folks bring over cell phones, and did some research (I'm a ham, and the RFI bugs be)

      For some reason, it seems that the "bad" cell phones are ALL GSM, and CDMA phones never interfere, come in on my speakers etc - I can always here my crackberry, but none of the verizon phones in the house do this (the Crackberry is works - hate the darned thing)

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    5. Re:Slightly OT by mangu · · Score: 0
      Are they really pumping that much juice in the signal these days


      I think not, there must be something wrong with your audio equipment. Unfortunately, most electronic equipment you buy these days is not repairable. Bad contacts have always been the worst thing to fix in electronics. The good news is that electronic gear have less contacts these days, being more integrated, the bad news is that it's nearly impossible to find the problems. I recently fixed my wide-screen monitor that started turning off at random, the problem turned out to be a fuse that had an intermittent contact.


      I had a funny audio problem in the late 1970s, before cell phones had been invented. My record player sometimes got a short-wave interference from BBC, thousands of miles away. It took me a long time to find what was wrong, in the end it was just a slightly oxidized connector and a piece of cable that, by mere coincidence, had exactly the right length and electrical properties to tune in to that signal. The tin or copper oxide in the connector acted as a semiconductor and rectified the radio signal.


      When you have a high gain amplifier, it doesn't take that much of a signal to create an interference. My advice to you would be to replace the input cables, if you have separate boxes in your equipment. Don't worry about the speaker cables, interference is not likely to come in from them. Get cables with gold-plated connectors if you can. Check if the connectors are bright and shiny, replace them if not.


      I live near the sea, so I have a lot of problems with oxidized contacts. Since most of my audio equipment is built by myself, I can replace old connectors easily, but modern commercial equipment, as I mentioned above, are a bitch to fix.

    6. Re:Slightly OT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not just you. Here's what I've found:

      1. Phone within ~10 feet of (amplified only?) speakers cause them to buzz and crackle
      2. Phone within a couple feet of a TV I don't have any more caused static
      3. Phone within about a foot of my monitor distorts the picture

      It's not just when it's about to ring either, it does it every so often just sitting there.

    7. Re:Slightly OT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think not, there must be something wrong with your audio equipment

      If this is true, then there's also something wrong with MY computer speakers, my clock radio, my friend's speakers, my TV, and my computer monitor. Oh, and a plane's directional sensor that the Mythbusters team sat next to a phone. (Note that this doesn't mean that such signals would interfere with avionics when they are in a plane.)

      Cell phones (at least some GSM phones) cause short bursts of *massive* amounts of EM interference at occasional intervals or just before a phone call.

    8. Re:Slightly OT by mangu · · Score: 3, Informative
      there's also something wrong with MY computer speakers


      Check your line-in. If you have nothing connected there, disable the input at the control panel.


      my clock radio


      Clock radios are usually "el-cheapo" units with very high sensitivity antenna inputs. Designed for RFI.


      my friend's speakers


      Check the input connectors. Replace old cables, use only good-quality (gold plated connectors) cables at the inputs.


      my TV


      Same as clock radios.


      and my computer monitor


      Sorry, I can't explain that one...


      Oh, and a plane's directional sensor that the Mythbusters team sat next to a phone.


      I'm an electronics engineer and have worked most of my life in aerospace equipment. Electronic equipment in airplanes are *very* sensitive, they are designed to work far away from everything. There's no sense in a directional sensor that only works inside the airport. That's why no one is allowed to use cell phones in an airplane.


      Cell phones (at least some GSM phones) cause short bursts of *massive* amounts of EM interference


      Define "*massive*". Would a trillion (or, in British units, a million million) times do? Well, it's pretty normal for inputs in electronic equipment such as radios and TV receivers to have -120 dBm sensitivity. That means one trillionth of one milliwatt. A phone with a 100mW signal has a hundred trillion times more power than the smallest threshold a radio or TV can detect.


      Cell phones are designed to have enough power to send signals through one or two concrete walls and that's all. If they were more powerful than that, their batteries wouldn't last. OTOH, radio and TV receivers are designed to detect the most feeble signals possible. The combination of a so-so transmitter in a cell phone with a non-limited sensitivity on a TV or radio is what makes RFI happen.

    9. Re:Slightly OT by glesga_kiss · · Score: 2, Informative

      I have noticed of late that when someone's cell phone rings in my house it's almost like a mini EMP just went off. If the phone is close to a set of speakers you can often tell before the phone even rings that there's a call incoming

      This is not recent as you suggest; I saw the same thing around ten years ago. Generally it's "cheaper" systems that get interfered with the most.

    10. Re:Slightly OT by slimjim8094 · · Score: 1

      A nearby GSM handset is usually the source of the "dit dit dit, dit dit dit, dit dit dit" signal that can be heard from time to time on home stereo systems, televisions, computers, and personal music devices. When these audio devices are in the near field of the GSM handset, the radio signal is strong enough that the solid state amplifiers in the audio chain function as a detector. The clicking noise itself represents the power bursts that carry the TDMA signal. These signals have been known to interfere with other electronic devices, such as car stereos and portable audio players. This is a form of RFI, and could be mitigated or eliminated by use of additional shielding and/or bypass capacitors in these audio devices[citation needed], however, the increased cost of doing so is difficult for a designer to justify.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GSM#Radio_Interface
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    11. Re:Slightly OT by Doug+Neal · · Score: 1

      The phone isn't interfering with the speakers directly (it'd need to be putting out insane amounts of power to do that) - it's interfering with the signal before its amplified. Could be in the analog stage of your source (CD player, PC, whatever), or somewhere on the input side of the amp, or even a loose connection on the end of the cable between them. Something isn't fully grounded (bad solder joint somewhere?) Try a different cable, and if you can, a different source and amp. Even if you have to borrow one it'll at least let you isolate where the problem is.

      I had a similar problem with an old car amp I found on ebay, it picked up interference from the car's electrics - you could hear when the wipers or lights were on through the sound system :/

  24. Altima is high end by nuggz · · Score: 2, Funny

    A base model Altima is high end?
    What exactly is a mid range car?

    1. Re:Altima is high end by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      Damn, you beat me to it... wish I had mod points!

    2. Re:Altima is high end by sabersaw5 · · Score: 1

      My 83 Chevy 4x4

    3. Re:Altima is high end by grahamdrew · · Score: 1

      I was thinking exactly the same thing (although the Altima's no slouch). Any word if this affects the Maxima (which I would actually consider high-end?

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  25. This is news? by nwbvt · · Score: 2, Informative

    I thought that was a well known danger. My father recently got a car with one of those, and it came with a warning to keep the key away from electronics like TVs. Cell phones might be more problematic since people often keep them with their keys, but if they can do it too that probably means its a rare problem (otherwise we would have heard of a lot more people getting into this kind of trouble).

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    1. Re:This is news? by ericrost · · Score: 1

      Of course it's news, I saw in on CNN the other day (like 3 days ago).

  26. Mechanical systems? by hugorxufl · · Score: 1

    I always thought electronics had the potential to be MORE reliable than mechanical. But, no, I'm happy to take up space with my Selectric in the office and have a tiny Royal portable manual typewriter at home.

  27. Re:Only high-end cars? (Proximity Key!) by WarrenLong · · Score: 3, Informative

    These are not your regular key with an immobilizer chip. These are "proximity" keys. You just leave them in your pocket, purse or whatever. When you turn the ignition key, the car searches around "wirelessly" for the key. Same thing for opening the doors; you push a little black button on the door handle, and if you are in possession of the key, it unlocks. The car is surprisingly careful about where you have to be in order to accomplish these things. For example, it won't let you lock your keys in the car. I think it also detects the difference between a key in the driver's pocket vs. a key in the passenger's pocket and sets the driver's seat etc. appropriately.

  28. Re:Earth to PC users! by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1, Funny

    Don't bring logic into this!

    PeeCee users are listening.

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  29. New Owner -- G35 by alexfeig · · Score: 5, Informative

    Just bought a 2007 Infiniti G35S and it's a beautiful car.

    Infiniti has been dealing with the problem quite well.

    This is really not as big of an issue as the press is making it out to be -- it's a very isolated issue. I keep my phone next to my Blackberry all day and haven't had any problems. On the G35 forums, maybe 3-4 people have run into the issue. All owners recieved a letter about 2 weeks ago informing us of the issue and that they would have a replacement key for us within a few months.

    Read more about it here: http://g35driver.com/forums/showthread.php?t=15378 8

    1. Re:New Owner -- G35 by coolgeek · · Score: 1

      Still, it's pretty fucking funny. Brings up images of those "mass-erasers" that used to be around in the mid-80's.

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  30. 20% of vehicle problems stem from electronics. by Etherwalk · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Source? My auto mechanics textbook from college has this blurb that tries to reassure you about electronics in cars by saying "80% of problems don't stem from electronic failures."

    The electronics have given us more features and higher fuel efficiency. But still, there are times when it would be nice to make it all manual. Cars that you can't shift into neutral unless the battery is charged can be a pain to get off the road after an accident. If a wheel sensor goes bad, you ought to be able to turn them off and drive the car to a service station, instead of put-putting along at five MPH on the side of the parkway.

    1. Re:20% of vehicle problems stem from electronics. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends on the car. Say what you will about GM but the cars they make are lousy with (computerized) failsafes and fallback modes. Dead wheel sensor? The "ABS" idiot light will light up (since the computer isn't getting readings from all 4 wheels) but otherwise everything else works. Low voltage due to alternator fault? The car adjusts for low voltage (widening the fuel injector pulse and possibly ignition change, since low power to the fuel pump and injectors makes them inject less gas than they "should, and screws with the ignition spark too.) I found what the car REALLY needed to keep running (although not too well) out of all those sensors was the vacuum sensor or the O2 sensor. The computer will fall back and feed in failsafes or estimates for the other readings it wants. So, you get eletronic failures still, but not the kind that will strand you or make you limp along at 5mph. Scarily (or not?) the code was written in Motorola 6800 assembly language (not 68000.. 6800 is an 8-bit chip.) As a consequence lots of sensors are converted to a 0 to 255 range for computer use. The newer ones use some embedded 68000 variant, but basically I think run the 6800 code modified as needed to deal with larger than 64K address space, for larger, more accurate, lookup tables for emissions etc. purposes.

                On the other hand, I've driven several makes that can completely crap out due to for instance the air flow sensor failing -- no software failsafe to use a rough estimate of airflow, and tweak it based on oxygen sensor feedback. The computer's like "oh, the airflow sensor shows 0 flow? Shut off that fuel!" and the car stalls out. Nice. This seems typical on quite a few makes... not the airflow thing specifically but the general not building failsafes into the computer software.

                  Apparently right now by far the worst vehicles for eletronic faults are Mercedes, BMW, and VW. The cars are LOUSY with electronics, and seem to love getting wiring faults and system failures. On some VWs, they put the battery in the trunk, *with no key-based trunk release*. Dead battery? The dealer basically has to jimmy the trunk open to get to the battery. Nice.

    2. Re:20% of vehicle problems stem from electronics. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The electronics have given us more features and higher fuel efficiency.

      They also have in general made cars much more reliable. It's hard to tell if all you look at is the American cars, because they were designing them for planned obsolescence (I don't give a fuck what anyone says, they were designing them to disintegrate) while the fuel injection revolution was occurring. But the Japanese cars make it quite clear.

      At the most modern end, if you have coil-on-plug ignition and sequential fuel injection your vehicle is dramatically more reliable than a vehicle with a distributor and a carburetor. Basically none of these vehicles ever need timing adjustments (there are cam and crank angle sensors, which must be in good shape but which are very hard to destroy) and there is no distributor to break, wear out, et cetera. When fuel injectors fail, the computer knows about it, and throws a code.

      The vehicles are also much simpler to diagnose, provided you have access to the factory scan tool which will typically go so far as to graph sensor inputs for 30 seconds before and after the most serious fault recorded in the PCM (powertrain control module.) Even if you don't, they will frequently diagnose the problem down to a particular part. You can't always trust that this is the part that is malfunctioning! But that part will almost always be involved somehow; maybe it's just downstream from the problem. But it tells you where to start looking. Every OBD-II car (everything after 1996 and a few cars made before then) knows these things because they are required to implement the standard codes - which can be read out with a $50 tool. OBD-I cars (pre-OBD-II) typically will flash a light on the PCM and/or the gauge cluster when you do something (twist a knob, short some pins, whatever) to tell you the code, but they have many less codes and the codes are less informative.

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  31. Bad, bad analogy! by mangu · · Score: 5, Informative
    The Model T was extremely simple, sturdy and reliable. Just to give you an idea, it didn't have a fuel pump. The tank was located above the engine, gasoline flowed down into the carburetor. There was no water pump either, water flowed through the radiator by convection. Ignition was powered by a magneto, it didn't need a battery.


    The Model T had two different clutches, one for going forward and the other for reverse. When the forward clutch wore down and started slipping under heavy loads, one turned the car around to go up a steep hill. Or, if the brakes didn't work, you could use the reverse pedal to stop the car.


    Perhaps one could say that Model Ts were so widely used because they were more reliable than horses. It's more probable that a horse would become sick and die than a Model T engine would need replacement.

    1. Re:Bad, bad analogy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you copy that verbatim from Steinbecks "Cannery Row"? It sounds pretty familiar.

    2. Re:Bad, bad analogy! by mangu · · Score: 1

      Did you copy that verbatim from Steinbecks "Cannery Row"?
      No, although I have read "Cannery Row", along with other Steinbeck's works. Kudos to you for having read Steinbeck, but he was only one of many others who praised the Model T. My first introduction to the Model T came from my father, who was a mechanical engineer graduated in 1939, then I read the Time/Life book "Machines". Steinbeck was to me, let's say, a "corroborating" opinion.

    3. Re:Bad, bad analogy! by smellsofbikes · · Score: 3, Informative

      And they also got about 15,000 miles before you had to regrind all the valves because the valve seats were so soft. And they had negligible oil pressure because the oil pump, such as it was, just splashed oil up onto the main bearing ends and bottoms of the pistons, so if you did anything interesting involving lateral acceleration the engine would oil-starve and the bearings would all start galling. And because of the gravity feed fuel system, you couldn't drive up a hill forwards unless you had an absolutely full tank of gas, so you had to back up the hill.

      Yes, it was extremely simple. It was even moderately sturdy for short periods of time. But reliable? compared to modern cars that can go 100,000 miles with *no service* -- not even oil changes -- it was a fiendish monster of horror and misery.

      and, having rebuilt a couple flatheads from the 1940's, I don't want to imagine what rebuilding an engine built in 1920 would be like.

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    4. Re:Bad, bad analogy! by 5KVGhost · · Score: 1

      That's true, reliability is a relative concept. The world of the Model-T included a lot of people who were already familiar with basic mechanical work. It was popular with farmers, for example, who regularly repaired their own tractors (which were likely also made by Ford), or tinkerers for whom a real production-quality vehicle was a luxury. It was designed to rugged and relatively easy to repair, but, most of all, cheap to manufacture. Expectations for performance and safety were pretty low, too, so cobbled-together repairs and "mostly working" cars were acceptable to none at all.

    5. Re:Bad, bad analogy! by smellsofbikes · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I really became aware of car mechanics when I was reading John Steinbeck's "The Grapes Of Wrath" and the Joads were driving from Oklahoma to California and had to stop because the engine was acting up, so beside the side of the road they pulled the head, pulled the valves, reground (with a hand-file) all the valve stems, and replaced the valve seats, put it back together, and started driving again. Hey, cool -- you can do all your repairs by hand! by the side of the road! rather than using a CNC grinder to get the right relief angle on your valves! But you can't drive from Oklahoma to California without doing basically a complete engine rebuild, which is a lot less cool than being able to rebuild the engine with hand tools is cool.

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    6. Re:Bad, bad analogy! by tomk · · Score: 1

      modern cars that can go 100,000 miles with *no service* -- not even oil changes

      Please, god, don't let me ever buy a used car after you've owned it.

      There has never been any automobile capable of such a feat. The best you will find are a rare few which, if driven carefully, can go 15,000 miles per oil change.

      Read your owner's manual. Almost all cars require an oil change every 5,000 miles, unless they use pure synthetic; and those usually require an oil change after 7,500-10,000 miles.

    7. Re:Bad, bad analogy! by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying it's a good idea. Personally, I change mine every 5000 miles, although with synthetic oil, BMW claims you can go 15,000 miles, and AmSol claims you can go 25,000 between oil changes.

      However, I can tell you from personal experience that it is, indeed, possible to drive a new car 100,000 miles and have it still running at the end.

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  32. Re:Earth to PC users! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Call me crazy but aren't Macs PCs (Personal Computers)? I hate to hear people cuss themselves out so hard, but I guess that's what happens when you troll....

    They're in such a panic to product-differentiate themselves (helped by recent Mac-vs-PC ads on TV) that they can't understand that the product(s) with the 20 t0 1 installed base are referred to with the generic term. Only the (permanently) niche products have to have a "special" name so you know you're talking about the rear-runner.

  33. this is brilliant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now, Nissan engineers need to devise a way for Starbucks' coffee to be automatically spilled on the drivers' baby blue ties.

  34. Re:Earth to PC users! by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 0, Troll

    Sorry, but Macintosh's were NEVER PCs. They are however a Personal Computer, and always have been. You see, PC is shortened version of IBM PC Compatible. While yes, PC in IBM PC stood for Personal Computer, the term PC never applied to Macintosh (or Amigas, Sun, DEC Alpha or other "personal" computers). So while you think you are being either funny or cleaver, you are in fact showing your ignorance (or arrogance).

    Next time, keep your troll to yourself.

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  35. Why? by msimm · · Score: 1

    Look! Shiny!

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  36. Can still open the car by Russ1642 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've got a new 2007 Altima. The key dongle thingy (you call it what you want, I'll call it what I want) comes apart and there's an actual normal key in there that will allow you to open the driver door and glove box. You need the electronic part of the key to start the car because it has push-button ignition. Nice to know that it's a high-end car!

    1. Re:Can still open the car by alexfeig · · Score: 1

      On the Infiniti G35 there is also a physical key -- however, there are no locks you can use it with besides the glove compartment.

    2. Re:Can still open the car by TommydCat · · Score: 1

      Look at the driver side door handle -- I guarantee that there is a lock there you can place that key into ;)

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    3. Re:Can still open the car by alexfeig · · Score: 1

      There isn't one -- seriously.

    4. Re:Can still open the car by TommydCat · · Score: 1

      There is one on the driver-side door only on my 2007 G35x, which is the 2nd gen sedan... Note that there are aftermarket kits to cover it at least for the coupes - did you buy new or used? Pull the handle and look on the inside/tug on the right side (which may be cover)? Which year and model is yours? (I'm genuinely curious, as I've seen many of these cars at meets and haven't seen one without a keyhole that wasn't removed or covered-up on purpose)

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  37. BART users by reaktor · · Score: 1

    People who ride BART in San Fran experience this with BART tickets and cell phones. Bleh!

    1. Re:BART users by drgonzo59 · · Score: 1

      People ride Bart Simpson in San Fran and buy tickets for it. I knew the place was screwed up...

    2. Re:BART users by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      that would be Bay Area Rapid Transit (a similar Fresno Area Rapid Transit never go going)

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  38. In, Soviet, Russia..., by feedmetrolls · · Score: 0

    Commas, separate, you!,

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  39. HELP!! This thread has been hijacked... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Sorry, but Macintosh's were NEVER PCs. They are however a Personal Computer, and always have been. You see, PC is shortened version of IBM PC Compatible. While yes, PC in IBM PC stood for Personal Computer, the term PC never applied to Macintosh (or Amigas, Sun, DEC Alpha or other "personal" computers). So while you think you are being either funny or cleaver, you are in fact showing your ignorance (or arrogance).

    Next time, keep your troll to yourself.


    HELP!! This thread has been hijacked and transported to Usenet circa 1990!!!

    1. Re:HELP!! This thread has been hijacked... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 2, Funny

      [hangs head in shame]I'm sorry. I just couldn't help myself. I knew it at the time too.[/hangs head in shame]

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  40. Back in the days of the Model T... by macraig · · Score: 1

    ... was car theft such a huge problem as it is today? Model T's, remember, basically had NO complete enclosure and no security. Also remember that cars weren't so universal back then; not everyone had one. Did people steal them with the same frequency that cars are stolen today? Since they were open, presumably their owners were smart enough to take with them anything of remote value.

    Is it possible that we need all this security for cars because the way we use them has changed? If we hadn't decided to give them glass enclosures and trunks and install in them "expensive" stereo sound systems, would we even have a significant theft problem? If we simply remade them back into basic transportation, rather than apartments on wheels, would we see a precipitous drop in the need for things like Nissan's I-Keys?

    1. Re:Back in the days of the Model T... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Army vehicles don't have keys, you just need permission to take a vehicle. As I understand that in certain situations soldiers would often take off in other soldiers' Jeeps. It became common practice to take the distributor cap, making the Jeep inoperable until they came back and reinstalled it. Essentially the distributor cap was a key, so anybody with a distributor cap could take off in anybody else's Jeep.

      I'm pretty sure that keys are necessary.

      dom

    2. Re:Back in the days of the Model T... by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1

      The AC reply to your post mentions the army removing distributor arms as an early immobilizer. I knew a guy who used to do this until around 10 years ago. He said that during WW2 there were laws about doing this so that if the Germans were to invade the UK, they couldn't just steal vehicles to assist their attack.

    3. Re:Back in the days of the Model T... by Kevinv · · Score: 1

      No, because the most common reason for stealing a car (other than joyrides) is to part the car out and sell the parts to autoshops. There are several cars (the Toyota Camray) that are worth more in pieces than as a whole car. A super custom stereo would just be an extra benefit.

      And cars weren't so common in the days of Model T's. so stealing, hiding one, and getting rid of it was probably much more difficult (not to mention that you assume they weren't stolen very often, without statistics to back it up.) Also, Model T's were significantly louder than today's cars, perhaps merely starting one was enough of a car alarm.

      Horse thieves were pretty common at one time.

    4. Re:Back in the days of the Model T... by toddestan · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, Model T's didn't have VIN numbers or anything like that. You probably didn't even have to deal with car titles either. Being that Model T's they came off of an assembly line, were extremely common, and they all were alike (barring post-factory modifications and damage), I would guess that you could steal a Model T, take the plates off of it, bring it over to the next town, and sell it as a used car from another state. Do this a couple of times, then move onto the next set of towns before people catch on. Stealing other types of cars might have been tougher, as they were more rare and more likely to be recognized.

  41. Christ ! by smoker2 · · Score: 1

    I did a search for wireless interference today, work related, and came up with this as a new thing - now -it's on /.
    Don't I get any peace ?!?!?!

  42. Ah but then you can lock them with wifi ..... by taniwha · · Score: 1
    Friend of mine recently found she couldn't unlock or start her toyota after parking outside a wifi cafe ... eventually got the key close enough to the internal sensor to get in.

    I saw something similar after parking outside a (different) internet cafe and couldn't lock my toyota ..... worked great when I moved 1/2 a block down the street

    1. Re:Ah but then you can lock them with wifi ..... by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

      Hmmm...Toyota needs to work on their electric keys.
      Still, it could be worse. You could've parked a Nissan outside one of those internet cafes and then become unable to start the car again. Ever.

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    2. Re:Ah but then you can lock them with wifi ..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Nissan, Toyota... What I want to know is where are those high end cars that the article blurb promised to talk about? A rice cooker with fancy electronics is still a rice cooker.

  43. Its not a high-end car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't get too excited, its not a high-end car. The story wouldn't be as eye catching if it said, cell phones erase keys of mid-range cars. Boring. High-end, now thats exciting, but its false news reporting...

  44. The "Smart Key" on my Toyota has been working fine by Anonymous+Freak · · Score: 1

    for 3 years now, always riding in the same pocket as my cell phone. Sounds like a Nissan-specific problem. (This is the same basic idea Nissan uses; but Toyota uses it as an option in various models, including most of the Lexus models, the Avalon, Corolla, and Prius.

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  45. Oops, I has bricked ur car! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    duh

  46. Testicular Cancer? by FFFish · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't men be rather more concerned about having radio-frequency-emitting devices in their pants pockets, nestled right up against the ol' testes?

    Seriously, it seems about as foolish as standing in front of the microwave transmitter to stay warm during duty.

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    1. Re:Testicular Cancer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, not really. There are more radio waves going through your body right now than a single cell phone will ever emit -- and it's probably been that way for your entire life.

  47. A DeLorean? by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 2, Funny

    Are you using the original engine or Mr. Fusion?
    (The plutonium engine occurred to me also, but if plutonium passes the emissions test, the inspectors are slacking off.)

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  48. Re:Anti-theft protection by Technician · · Score: 1

    I'll take a mechanical lock anyday.

    I see you have never had your car stolen.

    One of the selling points on my Prius is the fact the computer won't let the car be driven without the proper chip in the key. It has no 12 volt starter. It has electronic transmission. There is no mechanical way to hotwire it and drive it off. It won't start, or enguage the transmission.

    Breaking in to steal the stereo is one thing. Breaking in for a joyride is next to impossible. Chop shop operators have to tow, not drive the targets.

    Look it up on the internet.
    Search for car thefts by model. Unless the keys are hanging in the ignition, Prius cars are not taken for joy rides like Hondas.

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  49. Theft proof? by kybred · · Score: 1

    Try to imagine your insurance rates for said car without the chipped keys.

    Try to image car insurance companies using this to their advantage.

    "The carmakers are calling these passive antitheft systems, but they're not," says Rob Painter, a Milwaukee-based forensic locksmith who has testified in dozens of auto insurance court cases, for both sides. "They are just theft deterrents. Tell me a car can't be stolen and I'll show you how to do it."
  50. Actually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My 2000 Nissan Maxima's second key and valet key need to be reprogrammed now as well. Only they weren't used for a year or two, setting in a drawer full of paperwork. How did that happen?

  51. This is why... by whoisjoe · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I picked up a 2006 Infiniti G35 (available without the Intelligent Key) instead of the '07 (which is not). I read the part of the manual about this key, and it looked so needlessly complex. I have enough problems without worrying about whether or not my key is going to malfunction.

    On a similar note, I was getting ready to store my jumper cables in the trunk (accessible only through one of three electric pushbuttons) when I realized that if the battery dies, I won't even be able to get into my trunk! What kind of crap is that?

    1. Re:This is why... by hugorxufl · · Score: 1

      You said you read only part of the manual? So there's no cable release for the trunk as a backup? That IS crap.

    2. Re:This is why... by whoisjoe · · Score: 1

      I only read part of the manual for the '07. The trunk thing refers to my '06, whose manual I have read in its entirety. There is a cable release for the trunk, but it's designed for use if you're trapped inside (which I think is mandatory nowadays). I tried to reach it from inside the passenger compartment, but without success. I probably could if I got creative, but as you put it so eloquently, having to do so is crap.

    3. Re:This is why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention, god forbid you get wet with one of these "keys" in your pocket... you're fucking stranded.

      I think I'll stick with a plastic and metal key.

    4. Re:This is why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have an 06 too, and there is another trunk release in the trunk besides the one for if you're trapped inside. You can reach it from the back seat when you put the arm rest down :)

    5. Re:This is why... by PNWNative · · Score: 1

      Score: Technology - 1 Human Race - 0 Why would anyone want anything this complex to start with?

    6. Re:This is why... by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Because you just look so fucking cool pressing a button for everything.

      What part of "oooh, pretty, shiney!" don't you understand? ;-)

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  52. Hey by jd · · Score: 1
    Don't forget that some of these "smoky" cars were all-electric, and that the condensers would likely have been far more environmentally-friendly than modern rechargeable batteries, from a manufacturing and recycling standpoint. Sure, the modern car is safer. Well, usually. Reports of some modern cars spontaneously switching on their cruise control do bother me some. And your other points are well-made.

    Having said that, I do wish sensible, widely-available mass transmit were in place. No matter what the benefits of a modern car, it cannot compare at all to the benefits of a quality (emphasis on quality) train or bus service. What's quality? Quality is being able to meet 90% of your travel needs at least 90% of the time. You may well want/need a car for the rest, but the point is that "the rest" then becomes a much smaller quantity. The result should be improved safety, reduced pollution, reduced costs, and reduced stress.

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  53. TVQ by xaoslaad · · Score: 1

    I was staying in TVQ (Transient Visitors Quarters) on King's Bay naval base, and they gave the same warning about the room keys. Apparently this is not an entirely isolated issue...

  54. Reinvent the key by eggman9713 · · Score: 0

    I have a 1999 Ford Explorer and a 2002 Mercury Cougar that both have chipped keys, and i have had them on top of the microwave, and touching my cellphone in my pocket for years, never had a problem with either one. IANAEY (I am not an engineer, yet.), but I think someone at Nissan tried to reinvent the wheel. Why not just do it the way Ford has done it for years? Or is Nissan too proud to have way overpriced cars that people don't want to drive anymore thanks to the problems with keys malfunctioning?

    1. Re:Reinvent the key by geezer+nerd · · Score: 4, Funny
      Chipped keys have been around for years. I had one for my 1999 Lexus. I think this story applies to the newer "keys" that operate by proximity, rather than by being inserted.

      With either type of chipped key, the cost of replacing the key is very high. I am reminded of an incident I witnessed about 3-4 years ago at my Lexus dealer while I was waiting for service to be finished on my car: In comes a fellow, all excited that he had just managed to buy a nice Lexus for a ridiculously low price at a police auction. (No doubt it was a vehicle confiscated from a drug dealer or something.) Trouble was, the car he bought had no key with it. He came into the dealer with the VIN hoping to get a replacement key issued. The parts man did a lot of manual searching, and catalog thumbing and told the man the cost of a new key would be $3000+! Seems not only a new key was needed, but a complete replacement of the main computer module for the car. I don't know when I have seen someone more disappointed and frustrated as the fellow who got such a good deal on the Lexus.

  55. Your DeLorean has computers... by Alex+Zepeda · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yep. Computer controlled (albeit fairly primitive) ignition, check. Computer controlled fuel injection (again fairly primitive), check.

    If you're feeling daring, pop off the distributor cap (a huge pain on that engine when it isn't shoved sideways into a DeLorean), pull off the rotor and the dust cap. Note the lack of points. Yep, that's called an electronic ignition. If you're feeling even more daring, pop off the intake manifold (hahaha...), and look at the air flow meter. Right around there you should see a frequency valve. Yep. That's a computer controlled solenoid designed to regulate the fuel mixture in response to the oxygen sensor. Or, you know, look at the smog plate and it should mention you've got an "O2S" (oxygen sensor in EPA vernacular). If your cams aren't completely shot, you might even be able to hear the frequency valve buzzing away with the engine idling.

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  56. In other news, by pseudosero · · Score: 1

    cell phone manufacturers are releasing information that describes a situation, in which a car key 'touching' my cell phone pisses me off, everytime.

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  57. Except .au has more reasonable vehicles by Alex+Zepeda · · Score: 1

    Seriously. Where we've got these obnoxious faux trucks, they've got proper utes and far more efficient full-sized sedans. Hell, their full sized sedans even have reasonably modern suspensions, something our full sized sedans (Crown Vic, Caprice) lacked.

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  58. Mobile Breathalyzer by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I'd like to see high-end, or any-end cars that won't start unless their driver's cellphone Bluetooths the car with positive breathalyzer results. Maybe after even one conviction for DWI/DUI.

    Even if they get someone else to pass the test, that person might take the wheel instead of the drunk, especially motivated by knowing they put the drunk behind the wheel.

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  59. I almost agree by Alex+Zepeda · · Score: 1

    More modern smog gear has given us: more powerful engines, easier monitoring, and more efficient engines. However, at this point we're mostly dealing with diminishing returns.

    Volvo (at least I think it was them) came out a few years ago and pointed out that most of the emissions that we're reducing with the advanced controls are the cold start emissions. Once your engine is up to operating temp, it's easily as clean as a 5-10 year old car would be (assuming it's in good shape). This is why you see things like pre-cats, air pumps, and heated oxygen sensors.

    Also worth noting is that efficiency and cleanliness are two different things. Again, the modern engine management may allow for increased mileage, but that doesn't mean that the emissions per unit of fuel burned are that much cleaner. Indeed, I'd say a new car is going to be an overall bad things in terms of use of resources (or carbon footprint, or whatever you want to call it). New cars take a whole lot of water and energy to build. Let's not forget all the lovely solvents (such as paint) required. Let's not forget, that if you're replacing your car with a new one, we've still got to deal with the disposal of the old car. The world would probably be better off, environmentally speaking, if we'd just cut back on new car production and kept our slightly older cars for a longer period of time. Of course the economy would suffer quite a bit (certainly we've seen how dependent the US is on auto manufacturing).

    Oh, and the distributor as an example of unreliable technology? Puhleeze. Even the mechanical points based distributors were pretty reliable (unless you're driving a something with a shoddy design in the first place). The distributorless systems aren't necessarily anything to write home about, and in some instances they're pretty bad. One example would be Nissan, and their coil on plug design. A coil is essentially a simple step up transformer, and by nature somewhat sensitive to heat and vibration. On a traditional car there's one ignition coil, and it's mounted out of the way. With a coil on plug design, the are many coils (one per cylinder), and they're mounted directly on the engine and thus subjected to more heat and vibration. Nissan, like many other companies, apparently didn't sink enough money in trying to overcome the inherent additional stresses. The end result has been that the coil packs are notorious for failure on some of their cars (previous generation Maximas come to mind). Yeah, technology is awesome. Wanna get started on how awesome drive by wire is? Not.

    Oh, and 100k service intervals are nothing to be proud of. Instead of, for instance, changing spark plugs every few years as in a typical design, you'll change them every 10 years. So, what? That's an additional 7 yrs/70,000mi for the spark plugs to become corroded in place. And, of course, we all know how forgiving aluminum is (assuming we're talking about a modern alloy engine) to things being threaded improperly.

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    1. Re:I almost agree by darkwhite · · Score: 1

      Again, the modern engine management may allow for increased mileage, but that doesn't mean that the emissions per unit of fuel burned are that much cleaner. Indeed, I'd say a new car is going to be an overall bad things in terms of use of resources Actually, I'm pretty sure modern cars require a lot less energy to build than cars used to in the past, even with all the new functionality and improvements. This is because leading car makers have optimized the hell out of their industrial processes. As for emissions per unit of fuel burned, I don't have the facts (though modern emissions systems are probably a lot more effective than old ones at neutralizing and storing the nasty parts of the exhaust) but I'd bet modern engines still have drastically lower emissions per mile, per hp per mile, and per kg per mile, and those are the ultimate measures in that respect.
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    2. Re:I almost agree by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Oh, and 100k service intervals are nothing to be proud of. Instead of, for instance, changing spark plugs every few years as in a typical design, you'll change them every 10 years. So, what? That's an additional 7 yrs/70,000mi for the spark plugs to become corroded in place. And, of course, we all know how forgiving aluminum is (assuming we're talking about a modern alloy engine) to things being threaded improperly.

      I agree about long-maintenance-interval spark plugs being a bad idea, but mainly because they require precious metals which cost far more than typical copper plugs, and don't perform as well either. You'll get better performance and lower cost by just changing the plugs every 20k or 30k and using good copper plugs. Of course, if you're too stupid to change the plugs yourself (one of the easiest things to do on a modern car), you'll pay more in labor, but too bad.

      However, I disagree about aluminum. Aluminum is a much better material for cylinder heads because of the far better thermal conductivity. Misthreading spark plugs isn't a problem: just be careful! I've changed the plugs every 20k on my 130k-mile-old car, and never had a problem. Just be gentle, use anti-seize compound, and torque to the proper specification. If you act like a gorilla with the wrench, you deserve to get stuck paying a lot to repair or replace the cylinder head.

      Let's not forget all the lovely solvents (such as paint) required. Let's not forget, that if you're replacing your car with a new one, we've still got to deal with the disposal of the old car. The world would probably be better off, environmentally speaking, if we'd just cut back on new car production and kept our slightly older cars for a longer period of time.

      I don't know about this. For one thing, old cars aren't "disposed of", unless they're some piece of crap that no one wants. They're recycled in some way; if they still run, there's always someone who will buy it from you. If not, and it can't be repaired, it's still worth money in parts. Auto salvage yards do a lot of business this way. Eventually, anything left over that can't be sold, if it's metal, is recycled as scrap metal. I don't think there's a lot of cars "going to waste" as you seem to imply; some people of course think they have to have the latest brand-new model every year or two, but they spend a lot for that privilege. Other, more thrifty people buy their used cars from them. If everyone kept their car until it died, there'd be a lot of people either without a car, or cobbling together something from spare parts, since they wouldn't be able to afford new cars.

    3. Re:I almost agree by Alex+Zepeda · · Score: 1

      cars are almost certainly less energy intensive to produce today than years ago. That's not the issue. The issue is whether or not your new shiny, fuel efficient car took less energy to produce than you'd save over driving your older, less fuel efficient car.

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    4. Re:I almost agree by Alex+Zepeda · · Score: 1

      Of course, if you're too stupid to change the plugs yourself (one of the easiest things to do on a modern car), you'll pay more in labor, but too bad.

      Depends entirely on the car. There are cars where removing spark plugs requires lots of contortion or removal of the engine. Think large V engines in compact cars.

      However, I disagree about aluminum. Aluminum is a much better material for cylinder heads because of the far better thermal conductivity. Misthreading spark plugs isn't a problem: just be careful!

      I'm not arguing that Al is a worse material for cylinder heads. Aluminum cylinder heads simply magnify the problems you see with long life spark plugs. Plus, you've got the issue of galvanic corrosion. So, yeah, okay. Change the spark plugs. Tell that to the MFRs who boast about the 100k+ service intervals. Bleh.

      I don't know about this. For one thing, old cars aren't "disposed of", unless they're some piece of crap that no one wants. They're recycled in some way.

      "Recycled". Junk yards are interesting places, but champions of the environment, they're not.

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    5. Re:I almost agree by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Depends entirely on the car. There are cars where removing spark plugs requires lots of contortion or removal of the engine. Think large V engines in compact cars.

      That's true, but is it really necessary? Personally, I wouldn't buy a car if I knew it'd be a major PITA to service. For anyone has any basic mechanic's skills (like being able to change plugs), this should be an important factor in the purchase of a car because it affects the maintenance costs so much. Do you want a car where you can spend $10 every year or so (20-30k miles) and 30 minutes of time changing the plugs yourself very easily, because they're right in front of you like on my 4-cylinder Honda, or do you want a car where you have to remove the engine or somesuch, so you basically have to take it to the dealer for $600-1000? I'll take the former. If you can afford a 7-series BMW or Mercedes E-series or whatever, and $1000 to change plugs isn't a big deal to you, then more power to you. For the rest of us on more normal budgets, who really should be saving our money for our families instead of wasting it on fancy cars that we can't afford, we should be more thrifty. Of course, this is America, where people seem to be eager to get in debt up to their eyeballs just so they can have $5000 rims on their cars and other such important items.

      Aluminum cylinder heads simply magnify the problems you see with long life spark plugs. Plus, you've got the issue of galvanic corrosion. So, yeah, okay. Change the spark plugs. Tell that to the MFRs who boast about the 100k+ service intervals. Bleh.

      Yeah, you're right about that.

      "Recycled". Junk yards are interesting places, but champions of the environment, they're not.

      I'm curious: what do you base that statement on? In my experience and from my observations, junk yards may not be the most attractive places, but I've not known them to be un-environmental. My understanding is they remove all the fluids and such from cars when they take them in, and also remove all parts of great value (steering racks, CV axles, alternators, A/C compressors, working engines, etc.) and catalog and store them before the rest of the car goes to the outdoors, where it waits for buyers of the remaining parts (usually body panels, interior parts, etc.). This is far preferable to all those valuable parts being wasted, or even melted down, since it takes far less energy to just reuse a part (even if you have to rebuild it first) than to make a new one.

    6. Re:I almost agree by Alex+Zepeda · · Score: 1

      Personally, I wouldn't buy a car if I knew it'd be a major PITA to service.

      Most people don't take this into consideration. For instance, this is missing from the domestic versus import rhetoric. While fantastically complex, Japanese cars are often fairly well thought out. American car, OTOH, are thrown together with the littlest of care. Take a look at the AXOD autbox in the Taurus. It's held together with a mix of standard and metric fasteners. Yuck.

      I'll take the former. If you can afford a 7-series BMW or Mercedes E-series or whatever, and $1000 to change plugs isn't a big deal to you, then more power to you.

      It's not just expensive Euro luxobarges that can be difficult to service. VWs and Audis are notorious for being difficult to work on. Hell, just about any V6 midsize car is going to be a pain (Camry -- even the 2nd gen V6, Taurus... check) to change the spark plugs on.

      I'm curious: what do you base that statement on?

      First-hand observations of course. The official policy is to drain fluids, remove batteries, and such. That doesn't prevent them from "forgetting" to drain the fluids on lots of cars, or leaving residual fluid that simply gets drained onto the (dirt) ground.

      Then there's the occasional fire. I'm sure watching that took a few years off of my life (not my picture tho).

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    7. Re:I almost agree by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      For instance, this is missing from the domestic versus import rhetoric. While fantastically complex, Japanese cars are often fairly well thought out.

      I'll agree to that. My Honda (Acura) has been fantastically easy to repair and maintain. The hardest thing I've had to do was change the timing belt, but it really wasn't that hard. I had a Chevy before that when I was a teenager, and that thing was a total PITA to work on. Every other American car I've looked at has been similar.

  60. RFID keys by myth24601 · · Score: 1

    Some new cars have those keys that just have to be near the car to allow you to push a button to start. I knew a guy that hung his keys on a nail in the garage that happened to be close enough to allow him to start the car. You can guess what happened one day when he left to go home and found that he had forgotten his keys.

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  61. They were warned... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I experienced a similar problem in August 1999, and posted this information publicly to the alt.autos.nissan newsgroup, by postal mail to there corporate address, and to my dealership. Eventually they addressed my 'dead key' caused by an i-pass toll collection transponder, by offering to pay for my tow truck fees and new key. But they would not admit fault. (See full story in link below.)

    http://groups.google.com/group/alt.autos.nissan/br owse_thread/thread/d6a7ab0723d3ebde/3997d9c24d6e62 4d?lnk=st&q=nissan+maxima+ipass&rnum=3&hl=en#3997d 9c24d6e624d

    Since I notified them about this class of problem and they chose to ignore it, I feel no sympathy for them now that they have been finally burnt bad by their poor engineering.

    It goes to show that ignoring customer complaints and engineering problems leads to bad design, bad press, and bad business.

    I have subsequently switched to driving a Honda, a car designed by a Japanese run company that still values solid engineering.

    Nick (Electrical Engineer, Chicago IL)

    P.S. My experience is that most American Engineers and companies are very bad at being thorough in their up-front design of complex systems and in their investigation of failures. Our schooling does not emphasize this as a core value. The almighty quick buck seems to rule.

  62. We have the responsibility to tell by kentsin · · Score: 1

    I don't known why people believe these things are secure, digital, electronic.

    We who have the knowledge and work it this field should repeatly tell the people these things were not secure. A lot less secure than the old tech.

    Do it guys, save the world.

  63. Stupid Fords... by SuperBanana · · Score: 1

    The amount of electronics in modern cars is ridiculous, especially when you think about how often electronics break and how easily they're broken. My mom has a ford escape, there have been two wiring recalls and the wiring has failed on two separate occasions.

    Fords have had wiring problems since the late 70's. There was a massive recall (which took lots of pounding by the Feds for Ford to actually do something about) that involved ignition switches causing dashboard fires, while the car sat in people's driveways. Seriously: the switches would fail suddenly and the cars would burn to the ground, often setting people's homes on fire. Ford didn't give a shit- they kept producing the same design year after year, knowing it was defective.

    I think the Ford focus set a world record for the most number of recalls (sample google result: http://consumeraffairs.com/news02/ford_focus.html)

    1. Re:Stupid Fords... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The typical Ford problem I like the most (or the least, but I don't own one, so I can enjoy it) is the flaw in basically every Ford truck from the 1960s to the late 1970s. The piece of plastic with the detents for the auto trans in it wears out and the vehicle will drop from park into reverse if you leave it sitting, running. Since these are older vehicles, they need to be warmed up for hot says. Because it is a Ford, it is a PITA to get into the column and the replacement parts are crap too, and they wear out just as quickly (maybe faster.) So it's basically an unfixable problem. If someone offers you a F100 as a work truck, tell them where to stick it.

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  64. Not completely true... by Khyber · · Score: 1

    (can't reflash bios once bios is hosed)

    Well, not necesarily true. I hosed the BIOS on one of my motherboards, and I had a second one in my other computer (just a weaker processor) I popped the bad one out, put the good one in, turned the PC on, got a good flash, popped the BIOS out with the computer on, popped the bad BIOS in, flashed it, rebooted, and it worked.

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    1. Re:Not completely true... by v1 · · Score: 1

      More computers are coming with backup bios now, (which can either manually, or automatically, switch to their backup if needed) but I rather doubt these keys have a backup bios.

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  65. REAL Security by Khyber · · Score: 1

    Was in the older Nissan Sentras. Below the fusebox near the driver door there was a chip you could pull, and completely disable the car. It was hardened against EMP as well (though I doubt the rest of the car electronics were,) and I doubt a stray bit of microwave radiation would damage this chip. Put it in a key, screw that - someone steals your key and you're hosed anyways. Most common thieves wouldn't know about a separate security chip you could pull. The second you they're in the car or have your keys, you run like hell and get the headstart, and get a new key later after calling a tow truck. Maybe $55 bucks instead of this nonsensical hundred plus for a freaking KEY.

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  66. Stupid New Software by lpq · · Score: 2, Interesting

    People put up with it because they have little or no choice.

    Products compete on price and glitz, not reliability or security.

    Reliability and security were supposed to be _givens_ -- something you didn't pay attention to because they were minimum standards. Unfortunately, because most people were focusing on "glitz", "over here", software manufacturers were quickly taking money and resources from "QA" and security and putting them where they could get the best return on their money -- in "glitz".

    Despite the tons of bugs in almost all software, how often do you see a company do a "bug-fix-only" release? Most people wouldn't pay for such a release -- or wouldn't pay "much". That's the problem. People don't want to pay for a bug-fix-only release, because they assume the product wouldn't be released if it was "faulty".

    Unfortunately, I tend to agree. It would be painful to go back now and rewrite all existing software to be "bug free" or "fault free". Many might argue that it would bankrupt the industry -- maybe it would. But consumers have gotten used to a certain level of merchandise quality in the market.

    If a product is "faulty", it gets recalled, or replaced or repaired -- at the manufacturer's expense. At least this is true for "most" consumer products. However, for whatever reason, software companies have convinced everyone that following the same standard as virtually every other product on the market place would just be "too hard". "Cost too much".

    So often people complain about "cars", citing the computer industry where computers are 1000's of times faster and cheaper than 30-40 years ago and if cars had made such progress, we'd have cars getting a 1000 mpg with 0-60 acceleration or deceleration in 2-3 seconds...etc. But people usually don't think about the reverse -- if cars develop faults, people's lives may be endangered. The manufacturer, knowing they can be held liable, issues a safety recall. With software -- software manufacturers sell products, not only without warranty, but with explicit disclaimers that the software being bought is good for _no_ purpose.

    Imagine buying any consumer product that not only claims it is good for "no purpose", but where the manufacturer claims it isn't a sale, but you are "leasing" the product from them and your rights concerning the product are limited --- with all the baggage that software "licenses", supposedly, limit you to. The idea of applying software "restrictions" to every and any other purchase seems laughable. Imagine your house being good for no purpose (including as shelter)...etc. Maybe airlines should start putting shrink-wrap licenses on the seat-backs. If you don't accept the seat-back license, you are free to get up and get off the plane. Otherwise, you consent to complete abrogation of your rights. Maybe it's just a matter of time...

    1. Re:Stupid New Software by J_Darnley · · Score: 1

      I'm sure, that if car manufacturers could send out patches and fixes through the ether for almost no cost, they would. They could then dismiss, some, lawsuits against them by saying "We're sorry that your wife is dead, but you didn't apply the patch which stopped your bonnet from flying open at 70 on the motorway."

      The FAA and the Airline industry do something similar. If there is a small mechanical fault that is the cause of a plane crash, the FAA will specify the amount of time airlines have to fix it based upon the cost of the dead against cost of fixing the fault. As for the shrink-wrap licences on aeroplane seat or tickets, I wouldn't give them any ideas. They may not be legal but I think they'd like to try them out.

      As for bug-fix-only releases, I assume you don't mean free patches or upgrades. I would say that Winamp comes pretty close to these. Check out the version history and you will see that in many releases, the number of "Fixed" entries outweigh the "Updated", "New" and "Improved" entries.

  67. well... by hyperstation · · Score: 0

    i've never had this problem with my 84 rabbit...

    why the hell do you need a chip in the key anyhow? why not a normal key and an optional proximity thing to hang on your keychain.

  68. Re: IBM-PC until the clones by Douglas+Goodall · · Score: 1

    IBM wanted to make that clear so their first machine (personal) was the IBM-PC. Later when there were clones, we just started calling them PCs.

  69. Sombedody.. by had3z · · Score: 1

    make a joke about rearranging the dilithium cristals inside the car, and protecting the key with a ever changing quantum encrypted force-field

  70. How's the cellphone do it ? by Joebert · · Score: 1

    If the key can't be reprogrammed, what is the cellphone altering ?

    This sounds a little like a sham to get people to pay hundreds of dollars for a "special key".
    A friend of mine dropped her keys off the side of a boat & the dealership tried to slap her for $500 for a new set.

    A few calls later, the price dropped drasticly.

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  71. Re:Earth to PC users! by jrockway · · Score: 1

    > So while you think you are being either funny or cleaver, you are in fact showing your ignorance

    What is a "PowerPC" then?

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  72. So what? by gelfling · · Score: 1

    When the remote control cupholder breaks because of the talking onboard GPS that's when fat lazy stupid Americans will worry. Me? I'm waiting for the first death caused by being locked in your own car or better yet, being arrested and possibly tasered by the cops while attempting to break out of your own locked car.

  73. sure... by way2trivial · · Score: 1

    Ever carry an air compressor? try and get that out over the seats....

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    1. Re:sure... by Selivanow · · Score: 1

      touché

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  74. Re:Anti-theft protection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That could also be because taking a Prius for a joyride is a bit of an oxymoron.

    "Hey look, we're almost up to 40!!"

  75. Re:Earth to PC users! by elrous0 · · Score: 1

    Thaaaaaannnks!

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  76. Re:Earth to PC users! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    So while you think you are being either funny or cleaver

    "Hello June... how's the beaver?"

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  77. Re:Earth to PC users! by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

    A chip.

    Macs using that chip were called PowerMac.

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  78. I have the solution: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wrap the cell phone in tin foil.

  79. Snail speed needs so much power? no way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you really need all that power to run at that snail-speed limits you have at US?

    Go look how an European TDI can use it's asmathic flea power to run over 200Km/h (120 miles/h?) with half the fuel. Even my old 15 years old clunky gasoline car drinks less than actual US cars. You can swear 120Km/h is the slowest I drive on the road with it.

    Torque? for what? Have you really achieved any limit with an smaller engine?
    It's roughly the same as using a 5GHz PC to office-use. Are you a hard-gamer kid? Maybe you really need it then, kid.

  80. REAL Security is still in the older Nissan Sentras by internetcommie · · Score: 1

    Yup! Have to agree 110%. I have one, rust and all. It is probably worth all of $250, if we include the pens under the driver's seat. Still runs well though.
    It is the most theft-proof car I have ever had. Don't even need to lock the doors, there's just no way anybody will steal this old hunk of junk!

  81. That's why I... by Xelios · · Score: 1

    bought a 1988 Honda CRX instead of a new car last year. When something goes wrong I'm usually able to fix it myself with nothing more than a few tools and a CRX repair manual I found on the internet. The car is almost 20 years old with 230,000 km on the engine and still runs strong, and with the money I saved I could easily replace the entire engine block if the need arises in the future. If any sensor or electrical component fails the ECU spits out an error code that tells you exactly where the problem lies, no need for fancy diagnostic equipment. 6 months ago my CRX was blowing a fuse repeatedly. The ECU registered a fuel system error code, and after checking the repair manual I found there's only 1 fuel system component on that particular fuse. A few hours later I'd replaced the fuel pump and everything was working fine again. Meanwhile I've had to take a look at my parents new Ford sedan nearly every month, mostly because of some vague electrical problem (certain fuses keep blowing, but for the life of me I couldn't find the cause). Turns out the 02 sensor was grounding a wire improperly, causing a fuse to blow that was (seemingly) completely unrelated to the sensors. Without the specialised diagnostic machine the mechanic used I never would have found the problem. Progress isn't necessarily in the forward direction...

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  82. Re:Only high-end cars? (Proximity Key!) by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
    Correct. On the Prius, you can also program it to several different modes - i.e. "open active door only", "open all doors", "smart" (which will do things like "if I open passenger door, also open driver door").

    It also allows you to open doors the same way, even without the little black button. Walk up to a front door with a key in your pocket, and you can open the door. But it's also smart. You being in proximity of the tail door doesn't mean an opportunist can open a side door by timing.

    Also a nice feature is the immobilizer - it's not immediate. Get carjacked and yanked out of your vehicle, immediate immobilization is a risk - thief will realize, might attack you for key while you're right there. It lets the car drive about 1000 ft and then kills it, so you should be safer.

  83. Re:Anti-theft protection by Technician · · Score: 1

    That could also be because taking a Prius for a joyride is a bit of an oxymoron.

    "Hey look, we're almost up to 40!!"


    Truly spoken by someone who has never driven one. An electric motor has full torque at a stall unlike a gas engine. My car has lots more pep than the Mustang I traded in. The Mustang was a gutless 4 banger with almost as much get up and go as my old VW beetle. The Prius on the other hand will pass people going uphill at freeway speeds. Stock a new Prius will do well over 100 MPH unlike most economy cars.

    Here are some drag strip stats for these gutless econo cars.
    http://www.dragtimes.com/Toyota--Prius-Drag-Racing .html
    http://www.motortrend.com/oftheyear/car/112_04_coy _win/specs_price.html

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  84. Re:Earth to PC users! by jrockway · · Score: 1

    My first Mac was a "Performa 6112CD" emblazoned with PowerPC on the front.

    See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Power_Mac_6100_ 60.jpg for a picture.

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  85. Re:REAL Security is still in the older Nissan Sent by toddestan · · Score: 1

    You'd be surprised. Kids like to steal cars like that because they are easy to hotwire (none of this chip business), or they can simply force the ignition if the parts have worn out due to thousands of starts. They then go joyriding for a while, then abandon the car once they get bored with it.

  86. Re:REAL Security is still in the older Nissan Sent by internetcommie · · Score: 1

    Who are you kidding? My old heap of recycleable materials will hardly start with the key! If it was that easy to hotwire I would be doing it myself.

  87. Let me refine this by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

    Let me refine that calculation:
    $100 to replace key, at minimum
    vs.
    ((cost of DUI)*((odds of getting caught)*((odds of killing someone before getting caught)*(cost of vehicular homicide)))) + ((odds of getting self killed while drunk)*(cost of funeral)*(final judgement))

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  88. Expensive gasoline by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

    Hate to type this, but if we're not careful, our gasoline prices will catch up with Europe's soon.

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  89. Re:Earth to PC users! by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

    Your mac was a Performa 6112CD. The name never contained PowerPC. The PowerPC was like "Intel Inside" logo on all those Dells.

    We don't call beige boxes "Intels" do we? The closest we get is WinTel.

    I'm not saying, I'm just saying.

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    Agent K: A *person* is smart. People are dumb, stupid, panicky animals, and you know it.
  90. Re:REAL Security is still in the older Nissan Sent by Khyber · · Score: 1

    If it's an older Nissan Sentra, hotwiring is easy.

    1. Insert the security chip.
    2. Break column and expose wires.
    3. Cross green and yellow.
    4. Ride!

    We had to do that when my pal broke his key off in the ignition.

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    Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.