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  1. Combat? on Play Pacman, Pinball, and Pong With a Paramecium · · Score: 1

    Can I play Combat with it? That way, I can pull the good ol' "shoot-him-through-the-wall" trick and then watch when it gets all pissed off and throws the controller at me.

  2. Re:I have a better idea on New Laser Makes Pirates Wish They Wore Eye-Patches · · Score: 1

    My solution, while similar, would instead employ RPGs (or other appropriate weaponry) in a procedure known as "blow them the fuck up."

  3. Or: on Michael Moore Posts Julian Assange's Bail · · Score: 0, Troll

    Assange Bailed by Ass Clown

  4. Re:Salute. on Team Use Stem Cells to Restore Mobility in Paralyzed Monkey · · Score: 1

    I hope that you're completely wrong, but I sadly suspect that you are completely correct.

  5. Re:for the lulz on Uncertainty Sets Limits On Quantum Nonlocality · · Score: 1

    Well, what the hell keeps fried chicken in the air, then? QUANTUM PHYSICS, THAT'S WHAT!

  6. Re:for the lulz on Uncertainty Sets Limits On Quantum Nonlocality · · Score: 1

    I was all ready to break out with the "whoosh"...and then you had to go and mention fried chicken. Because I believe in fried chicken. Delicious, artery-clogging fried chicken.

  7. Translation on Facebook Punishes Devs Who Shared User IDs · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Rapleaf has agreed to delete all UIDs in its possession, and they have agreed not to conduct any activities on the Facebook Platform (either directly or indirectly) going forward.

    Translation: If Rapleaf wants to see the sun rise tomorrow, they will do *exactly* as we say.

    Sincerely, Facebook's Legal Team.

  8. Re:Tappin to the music... on The Mouse Vanishes · · Score: 1

    I agree. This topic really should have been from the "Solution-in-search-of-a-problem" dept. There's a large amount of tactile feedback that you get with a mouse which would be lost with this "solution". Thanks, but I'll stick with the "problem".

  9. Re:This has got to be the lamest guilt trip on How Bad Is the Gulf Coast Oil Spill? · · Score: 1

    Claiming how stupid someone's argument is, and then countering with a *completely* over-the-top ad hominem attack...always rich. Sorry, what was it that was lame again?

  10. It's not only Microsoft on Microsoft Poland Photoshops Black Guy To White One · · Score: 1

    Microsoft is not the only company that does this. For example, I keep seeing these Apple ads where they Photoshop out all of the normal people and replace them with a bunch of murse-toting douchebags.

  11. Re:First swine flu, now loose-roaming black holes? on Hundreds of Black Holes Roam Loose In Milky Way · · Score: 1

    Meh. I got hit with plenty of "loose roaming black holes" in college, and I'm none the worse for wear. Well, mostly.

  12. Re:So ... on Google Debunks Maps Atlantis Myth · · Score: 0, Troll

    In other words, New York and Indy could have provided the desired maps of our oceans with the taxpayer money they are pissing away.

    Congratulations, you bit on the Google troll. It's the one thing I just can't stand about Google...they have to politicize everything, however subtly.

  13. Re:Obviously sign of jumping to conclusions on Followup To "When Teachers Are Obstacles To Linux" · · Score: 1

    Seriously, where the FUCK did this attitude come from that you should only have the least possible amount of knowledge necessary to live your life?

    Portugal?

  14. No, Keep it Real. on How Do I Talk To 4th Graders About IT? · · Score: 1

    Keep your focus on the ones that have a chance to succeed in IT. Your speech should start like this:

    "Hey kids, you see Tommy and Butch over there? Yes, I agree, they are mean doo-doo heads. Does it make you mad because they keep kicking your butts out there on the playground? Yeah, I bet it does. I used to have the same thing happen to me too, when I was your age. But I got 'em back GOOD. Wanna know how I did it?"

    At this point, they should be putty in your hands.

  15. WaitWaitWait on The Scream Aliens Hear From the Earth · · Score: 1

    I thought that Earth was supposed to sound like some screwed-up version of 'All Along the Watchtower'!

  16. Re:In a Galaxay Close to Home on A Yottabyte of Storage Per Year by 2013 · · Score: 1

    Which, of course, begs the question: what's the difference between a shitload and a fucktonne? Is there a measurable difference?

  17. Re:In a Galaxay Close to Home on A Yottabyte of Storage Per Year by 2013 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Personally, I'm partial to "shitload."

    Usage:
    Q: "How much hard drive space is on that box?"
    A: "Ah, no worries, it has a shitload of space on it."

  18. Re:This is gonna be interesting. on NSA Releases Historical Documents on TEMPEST · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here's another one.

  19. OK, Great. on NSA Releases Historical Documents on TEMPEST · · Score: 1

    Now can we have the historical documents on MISSILE_COMMAND, CENTIPEDE, and MS_PAC_MAN?

  20. Thank You. on Is Ubuntu Selling Out or Growing Up? · · Score: 1

    Translation: "If you people would stop constantly acting like elitist, insufferable, holier-than-thou jackasses, maybe the masses would be more inclined to listen to you and use the software."

    I couldn't agree more. *No one* is more irritating than the fanboi in full "blinders-on" mode.

  21. Re:Question: on Google Earth 4.3 Offers a Number of New Features · · Score: 1

    Oh sure, just navigate to the North Pole, orient to the sun, and spin around to your heart's conteSTACK_OVERFLOW_ERROR

  22. Re:Seemed to work ok in Vietnam and Iraq! on Charlton Heston's Impact On Sci-Fi · · Score: 1

    Two words: Taco Bell.

    Defense rests.


    There, fixed that for you.
  23. Re:Too late for Creative on Creative Backs Down on Vista Driver Debacle · · Score: 1

    What? I didn't even know they *made* a .06! Must be something like playing dental floss. I'm running .11-.54 in a drop-C tuning, works great.

  24. Re:Too late for Creative on Creative Backs Down on Vista Driver Debacle · · Score: 1

    You could probably pick up a Line 6 POD or an old Johnson J-Station on [eBay|Craigslist|whatever] for less cost and hassle than it would take to replace your sound card. Plus, you can plug those into other stuff and jam away without being harnessed to your computer. Also, actual detuning > detuning via pitch shifting any day of the week.

  25. Obligatory on Astronomers Find Oldest Known Asteroids · · Score: 0

    "Hey, Rusty, do you have Asteroids?"

    "No, but my dad does. Can't even sit on the toilet some days."