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Charlton Heston's Impact On Sci-Fi

An anonymous reader writes "As you're probably already aware, Charlton Heston passed away yesterday. Wired has a piece looking back at Heston's extremely notable work in the sci-fi genre, with roles in films like "Planet of the Apes" and "Soylent Green". 'Heston also roared out some of sci-fi's greatest and most memorable lines, bringing his macho swagger and over-the-top intensity to the screen in movies like 1973's food freak-out flick Soylent Green and the Planet of the Apes series. In a pivotal scene from 1968's Planet of the Apes (see clip), Heston's character, time-traveling astronaut George Taylor, utters the first words spoken by a human to the simian rulers of a bizarro future Earth: "Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!'"

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  1. Yeah, Heston! by morari · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's hard to get much better than Planet of the Apes (even the sequels were decent). Heston was decidedly great even in his Biblical films though, such as the Ten Commandments and Ben Hur.

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    1. Re:Yeah, Heston! by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yep, he was great. Let's not forget the chilling Omega Man, either - one of my all time faves.

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    2. Re:Yeah, Heston! by morari · · Score: 1

      While a decent film in its own right, I prefer The Last Man on Earth as far as I Am Legend adaptations go. I'm kind of a Vincent Price fanboy anyway. :P

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    3. Re:Yeah, Heston! by tverbeek · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Regardless of whether you consider "The Ten Commandments" a sci-fi/fantasy film or not, it certainly had an impact on special effects for the genre.

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    4. Re:Yeah, Heston! by OmegaWolf747 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Heston will be missed. He was one of the Hollywood greats.

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    5. Re:Yeah, Heston! by Vectronic · · Score: 4, Funny

      I searched and searched, and I just could not find the movie where he played the "Dog Fucking Fag"...

      If you are so Anti-Heston, you could at least explain why you are... such, you are Pro-Gun Control, or Anti-Biblical Stories, or something...

      But, i'll assume that when you die, many people will spout off... "I am glad that anonymous fucking coward is dead"

    6. Re:Yeah, Heston! by Handover+Phist · · Score: 3, Interesting

      When Stephen King kicks off and a bunch of folks say "Y'know, he was a really great writer because..." will you ask us why we're celebrating a writer instead of the actors that brought the story to life on the silver screen? Many actors enter a state where they _believe_ the story (or lie, as you put it) in order to create a more believeable representation of the original writing. It's a skill!

      As for people trying to sell stuff, most of humanity does that every day. Create, show people you're creation, get paid a little, eat. Circle of life stuff in a neat little package that took centuries for mankind to make up. It's a game, enjoy it!

    7. Re:Yeah, Heston! by Provocateur · · Score: 1

      "There are no phones ringing, dammit!"

      --classic!

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    8. Re:Yeah, Heston! by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You do realize the Ten Commandments was in the Old Testament, right? Which is pretty much the Torah?

      Maybe if you said something about judeochristianity, you'd have a point... No, wait, then it couldn't be "fundamentalist" anymore.

      And yes, you are a troll, which is probably why you were modded as such.

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    9. Re:Yeah, Heston! by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      Yep, he was great. Let's not forget the chilling Omega Man, either - one of my all time faves.
      Omega Man is a two-fer: A Sci-Fi film where Heston finally gets to play Jesus.
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    10. Re:Yeah, Heston! by Grimbleton · · Score: 1

      I'm about as far from any sort of religious person, and I still enjoyed the hell (hur hur) out of the Ten Commandments as a good movie adaptation of a book, despite the subject matter.

    11. Re:Yeah, Heston! by Grimbleton · · Score: 0, Troll

      But in this case, the person we're celebrating WAS one hell of a man, on top of being a great "liar", as you so unkindly put it.

    12. Re:Yeah, Heston! by servognome · · Score: 1

      Being a really skilled liar ie. being able to present a completely false impression of your emotional state, thoughts and intents, and remebering a few lines is not really all that much of a big deal.
      To be able to do those things well enough for others to suspend disbelief is a big deal.
      Also as humans we tend to be symbol oriented... you can't always think of all the costume designers, caterers, mic holders, so we focus on the most visible part to represent the whole.
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    13. Re:Yeah, Heston! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) You're confusing (or conflating) the ten commandments with the movie "The Ten Commandments".
      2) Why couldn't judeochristianity be fundamentalist? Certainly there's fundamentalist jews, too.
      3) Even if it couldn't, what does that have to do with the fact that the USA *are* (turning into) a fundamentalist christian country?
      4) Why are you resorting to ad hominem attacks if you truly believe you've presented a convincing argument?

    14. Re:Yeah, Heston! by zebslash · · Score: 2, Informative

      You mean The Last Man Alive. Last Man on Earth is another excellent sci-fi movie with Vincent Price.

    15. Re:Yeah, Heston! by jandersen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In defence of the troll (UbuntuDupe) I'd like to point out that the socalled Christian fundamentalists in the US, and everywhere, do put a huge emphasis on the Old Testament; thus the silliness of the Creationsist, to take one example. If they focused strictly on the teachings of Jesus or even the whole of the New Testament, we wouldn't see Christian evangelists who live a life of luxury, and we wouldn't hear them claim that being rich is God's reward to you.

      That aside - I have no idea what mr Heston's impact on anything was, but I have see the 10 Cmds, and I found him overly pompous; he didn't make me believe in the character he portrayed. But, hey, I may just be ignorant and uncultured.

    16. Re:Yeah, Heston! by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 1

      'But, i'll assume that when you die, many people will spout off... "I am glad that anonymous fucking coward is dead"'

      Hmmm, I do like AFC much more the AC. I think AFC would foster a much better posting experience for a normal AC.

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    17. Re:Yeah, Heston! by hercubus · · Score: 1
      smite that troll! smite him!!!

      a plague of locusts upon him! may his crops wither and die! may his manhood shrink to an unusable nub the other trolls laugh at in gym class!

      [ apologies to God, the Old Testament, SanityInAnarchy, and Two and a Half Men ]

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    18. Re:Yeah, Heston! by drxenos · · Score: 1

      No, he is correct. "The Last Man on Earth" is the Vincent Price movie based on the same book as "Omega Man" (Richard Matheson's "I am Legend"). Incidentally, the author hated the Price version, and wanted his name removed from the credits.

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    19. Re:Yeah, Heston! by jgarra23 · · Score: 1


      I'm about as far from any sort of religious person, and I still enjoyed the hell (hur hur) out of the Ten Commandments as a good movie adaptation of a book, despite the subject matter.


      I gotta agree with this. I believe the bible to be nothing more than an allegory... I think that Heston's 10 Commandments is one of the greatest films ever.

      Saying you don't like the movie because it's based on a book (which many people believe is defacto-true for some bizarre reason) is like saying you disliked LOTR because it's based on a book (which many people act like it may as well be true) when you really should be hating LOTR because it sucks :)

    20. Re:Yeah, Heston! by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      That aside - I have no idea what mr Heston's impact on anything was, but I have see the 10 Cmds, and I found him overly pompous; he didn't make me believe in the character he portrayed. But, hey, I may just be ignorant and uncultured.

      Heston's Biblical roles were epic, larger-than-life figures. Naturalism belongs firmly to a different era and genre altogether, and it's inappropriate to judge Heston by the criteria of naturalistic film.

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    21. Re:Yeah, Heston! by gilesjuk · · Score: 1

      What did the author think of the Will Smith version? I personally think it lacked the atmosphere and isolation that was conveyed in a better way by Omega Man and LMOE.

      The Omega Man is a fun film, plus music by Ron Grainer (of Dr Who theme tune fame). The stuntman on the motorbike looks nothing like Chuck of course, always good for a chuckle.

    22. Re:Yeah, Heston! by jedidiah · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As one Saavik put it to me: You play the part the way the director tells you.

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    23. Re:Yeah, Heston! by realthing02 · · Score: 1

      AFC is already a used term in certain circles: Average Frustrated Chump. Not that it doesn't apply here, because AC's are almost always AFC's :-)

    24. Re:Yeah, Heston! by nerdacus · · Score: 1

      It's hard to get much better than Planet of the Apes

      True enough. However, it is bested by one thing Planet Of The Apes - The Musical. Nothing else even comes close.

    25. Re:Yeah, Heston! by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      1) You're confusing (or conflating) the ten commandments with the movie "The Ten Commandments".

      Not particularly. I watched the movie as a kid -- I grew up Jewish, and I loved it. Now that I'm older and more cynical, not so much, but not because there's anything particularly Christian about it -- more because I'd rather have less religion, period.

      2) Why couldn't judeochristianity be fundamentalist? Certainly there's fundamentalist jews, too.

      By definition, a fundamentalist believes in certain fundamentals. I very much doubt the fundamentals of two different religions are compatible, and fundamentalists would naturally be against the lumping of two religions into one (the term 'judeochristianity'). Thus, a fundamentalist judeochristian is an oxy-moron.

      Certainly, you can have fundamentalist Christians and fundamentalist Jews, but I don't really see how there could be a conspiracy between them.

      3) Even if it couldn't, what does that have to do with the fact that the USA *are* (turning into) a fundamentalist christian country?

      Well, for one, not if I can help it...

      For another, my point was that I don't see how such a movie would cement Christian fundamentalism if it was also about Judaism. In fact, given that it faithfully recites those Ten Commandments, it seems to be in direct opposition to Christianity, with its crosses, Jesus statuettes, and Jesus, period.

      4) Why are you resorting to ad hominem attacks if you truly believe you've presented a convincing argument?

      Because UbuntuDupe opened with "At risk of sounding like a troll..." No, that doesn't excuse you from being a troll. You don't get to say things like "At risk of sounding like a racist, the only good nigger is a dead nigger." Acknowledging that your comment might be interpreted as offensive doesn't make it any less offensive.

      So if you say "At risk of sounding like a troll..." at the beginning of a troll, then yes, I'm going to call you a troll.

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    26. Re:Yeah, Heston! by geekoid · · Score: 1

      SO what you are saying is that all his sci-fi is great.

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    27. Re:Yeah, Heston! by mcvos · · Score: 1

      But, i'll assume that when you die, many people will spout off... "I am glad that anonymous fucking coward is dead" I don't know. It'd get awfully quiet here without him.
    28. Re:Yeah, Heston! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great discussion thread. Glad not everyone is smearing Heston. Found a few other interesting blogs about Heston's films in a positive light. Don't agree with all they have to say, but good reads, nonetheless:

      http://adventuresofcitizenx.com/2008/04/09/charlton-heston-in-memory-of-a-fighter-for-our-personal-freedoms.aspx

      http://www.popmatters.com/pm/features/article/57115/charlton-heston-1200-bc-2022-ad/

    29. Re:Yeah, Heston! by Slur · · Score: 1

      Certainly, you can have fundamentalist Christians and fundamentalist Jews, but I don't really see how there could be a conspiracy between them.

      Maybe not explicit... but they might conspire in the sense of mutually upholding a literal interpretation of their common scriptural heritage. Then they can disagree as to whether Jesus was a prophet or the Messiah, whatever that is.

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    30. Re:Yeah, Heston! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can this be informative when it is completely wrong. Fucking moronic mods.

  2. Let's not forget by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    He also fought for our rights to carry phasers and other types of disintegrator rays.

    1. Re:Let's not forget by Duhavid · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now, now, you are getting into interpreting the constitution there. Guns was all they had back then, so that is all you can have now.

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    2. Re:Let's not forget by moderatorrater · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ray Guns Don't Kill Zygornians, Zygornians kill Zygornians!

    3. Re:Let's not forget by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Dibs on prying the gun from his cold, dead hands.

    4. Re:Let's not forget by Grant_Watson · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Personally, I wouldnt mind it if muskets and Revolutionary War era arms are allowed, but nothing more recent.

      You know, I won't dispute your right to distribute pamphlets printed on a hand-crank press using lead type, but nothing more recent.

    5. Re:Let's not forget by ChrmnMa0 · · Score: 1

      Let the Jews go or the Pharaoh gets 2 to the head!

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    6. Re:Let's not forget by mpe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't think they had semi-automatic and automatic weapons back then either, but you have NRA gun nuts saying citizens must be allowed to carry them.

      The idea of an automatic weapon goes back a long way. The Romans had the polybolos long before anyone have even though of gunpowder, let alone using it for propelling projectiles.

    7. Re:Let's not forget by electrictroy · · Score: 1

      The law actually states "right to bear arms" so a phaser would technically be protected by the Constitution as a borne weapons.

      Of course if you prefer a literal 1790 interpretation, then "right to a free press" only refers to ink pressed onto paper, and not more modern techniques like photocopies or inkjets or electronic media. Personally I don't think it's necessary to be that literal. It would be a major hassle to keep adding amendments just to say, "...add photocopies, inkjets, and electronic screens..."

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    8. Re:Let's not forget by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 1

      He actually campaigned for Gun Control .... then changed his mind ....

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    9. Re:Let's not forget by bryanp · · Score: 1

      Later in life he realized that firearms ownership is a civil right, just like any other part of the Bill of Rights.

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    10. Re:Let's not forget by hr.wien · · Score: 1
    11. Re:Let's not forget by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      I quite agree with you.

      Mostly, I was poking fun at the "judicial activism" sort.

      And in that vein, what is the definition of "bearing arms"? Is a soldier in a tank bearing arms? I think an argument could be made that he/she/it is. Certainly, many anti tank guns are man portable, so if "bearing arms" means carrying them, then everything up to that point is fair game. And what happens when we get into the era of powered armour suits.

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    12. Re:Let's not forget by fifedrum · · Score: 1

      well that's easy, you simply LEAP up and use that powered suit for all it's worth, then drop a talking bomb in the room that squeeks out it's alert "I AM A BOMB" in the twittering language of whatever alien stronghold you're currently attacking... but be sure you take it home after the invasion, so what if you look like an ape while you wear it, it's in the constitution or something

    13. Re:Let's not forget by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 1

      Would you care to explain that to the people coming towards you with RPG's and tanks ....

      The point of the "Right to bare arms" was to enable the formation of a Militia to oppose an unjust government ... do you really thing this is possible with small arms?

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    14. Re:Let's not forget by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Don't pretend this is about artillery because they still had artillery in 1790.

      The law can easily be interpreted in it's original context without getting absurd.

      So... yes, phasers and phaser pistols are OK.

      That mortar thing that Kirk used in that Gorn episode would be off the table.

      If a swiss man can't take it grocery shopping with him, than it probably doesn't
      fall under the US 2nd Amendment.

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    15. Re:Let's not forget by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Fortunately, our actual soldiers aren't trained with this sort of wimp-ass defeatest mindset.

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    16. Re:Let's not forget by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      It doesn't really matter. While the amendment mentions a well regulated militia as being a reason for the right, it doesn't actually place any restriction on the right to bear arms to necessarily be part of a militia. It broadly states the right shall not be infringed.

      Moreover, unlike the first amendment, which specifically limits Congress from making laws abridging freedom of press and religion, the second amendment is broad enough to cover every single level of government.

      If you want to ban or restrict guns, you're going to have to pass an amendment that overrides the second amendment.

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    17. Re:Let's not forget by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      "The law can easily be interpreted in it's original context without getting absurd"

      But isn't this judicial activism?

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    18. Re:Let's not forget by Cytotoxic · · Score: 1

      The point of the "Right to bare arms" was to enable the formation of a Militia to oppose an unjust government ... do you really thing this is possible with small arms? If there are only ten of you.... uhm, no. If there are 300 million of you... absolutely.
    19. Re:Let's not forget by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Honestly, there must be a limit somewhere. I'm sure you agree that while only allowing muskets is not enough, allowing private citizens to own nukes would be just a little too much freedom. So where exactly do we draw the line?

    20. Re:Let's not forget by Mr.+Beatdown · · Score: 1
      For clarity's sake, the Second Amendment:

      A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.
      The only right enumerated in the Second Amendment is the right of the People to to keep and bear arms. The introductory clause can be viewed as restrictive, in that the right of the people to keep and bear arms is only guaranteed in the service of a well regulated militia. It can also be viewed as explanatory, in that is says why they are reserving a universal right.

      Interesting, though often overlooked, is the idea that our government was founded and specifically designed to be limited in scope and power. Thus, we have the 9th and 10th amendments. The language in the constitution never grants any rights to the people, just prevents the government from taking those rights that already belong to all people. Some people would call these rights God-given, others call it natural law (e.g. Hobbes), but whichever way you view it, this country was founded not on positive law, but on the idea that liberty is an inalienable right of all people.

      The question of whether the 2nd Amendment guarantees a personal right to keep and bear arms, and what level of regulation is permissible under the constitution, and for what purposes any personal right to keep and bear arms is guaranteed is currently under review by the Supreme Court, in District of Columbia V. Heller. It looks like we may get an answer soon to question of if we get to own phasers after all.
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    21. Re:Let's not forget by gnick · · Score: 1

      The point of the "Right to bare arms" was to enable the formation of a Militia to oppose an unjust government. No. The point of the "right to bare arms" is to enable sleeveless shirts on casual Fridays. The "right to bear arms" is another matter entirely.
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    22. Re:Let's not forget by BgJonson79 · · Score: 1

      Easy, we split hairs :-)

      Nukes, after all, are ordnance, not arms. Bullets and gun powder don't explode. Nukes, arty shells, mortars and large cannon shells do.

      Though, when you think about it, muskets *WERE* SOTA military arms back in the day...

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    23. Re:Let's not forget by Khaed · · Score: 1

      Nobody at the NRA is pushing for citizens to own nukes.

      In fact, nobody at the NRA is pushing for citizens to have fully-automatic weapons (which have been regulated since 1938), either.

    24. Re:Let's not forget by jtev · · Score: 1

      Starship Troppers FTW! I am a 30 second bomb... 29... 28... 27...... And it was early in the book too. You sir have just won a spot on my Friends.

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    25. Re:Let's not forget by blincoln · · Score: 1

      So where exactly do we draw the line?

      I personally think it makes sense to draw the line between weapons that target (more or less) a single person by being pointed at them, and weapons that target multiple people by being pointed in a general direction and then e.g. exploding when they get there. Note that shotguns are in the former category (IMO) because the shot does not spread out nearly as much as some people might think.

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    26. Re:Let's not forget by blincoln · · Score: 1

      The point of the "Right to bare arms" was to enable the formation of a Militia to oppose an unjust government ... do you really thing this is possible with small arms?

      Vietnam and Iraq are pretty solid evidence IMO that yes, small arms are enough to allow a determined population to pose a serious threat to a traditional military force.

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    27. Re:Let's not forget by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      If you want to ban or restrict guns, you're going to have to pass an amendment that overrides the second amendment.

      Most of the other Bill of Rights Amendments are infringed, why not make it a clean sweep?

    28. Re:Let's not forget by QuantumPion · · Score: 1

      But that would outlaw flashbangs, grenades, etc, which are weapons commonly used by infantry soldiers. Based on the history of the country, the purpose of the 2nd Amendment was to ensure that all able-bodied adults would have access to the individual weapons used by a member of the milita. Back then, that meant a musket, rounds, and ammo-- but not crew-served weapons like artillery or battleships, which would be supplied by the army as a whole. That means today, any individual soldier weapon should be fair-game for civilian ownership, including automatic rifles, light machine guns, grenades, etc. But excluding tanks, artillery, jets, bombs, and so forth. For an example of this, look at Switzerland, all citizens there are required to keep a full-auto rifle with ammo maintained in their houses so that they would be prepared if the milita were to be called on for service.

    29. Re:Let's not forget by fifedrum · · Score: 1

      thanks ;-)

      I would pay good money to see the book faithfully reproduced in a movie, hell stretch it out into several flicks, there's enough of a story there for it

    30. Re:Let's not forget by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 1

      Vietnam - The Viet-Min were armed with much more than small arms (By the US! when we liked them, and by the Chinese when we didn't) That's how they shot down so many planes ...?

      Iraq - So the RPG's and anti-tank mines they are using are what exactly ...?

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    31. Re:Let's not forget by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Interpreting the law is what JUDGES DO.

      Also, this idea of "judicial activism" is just fodder for the rubes. Judges in American
      society are as much a part of shaping the law as the Congress. It has ALWAYS been this
      way. This is something inherited from the British and is a key feature of how our
      government keeps itself in check.

      "judicial activism" is by no means a bad thing. It is how the system is designed to work.

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    32. Re:Let's not forget by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      Perhaps I added to much "sardonic" to my post, that was the point I was going for.

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  3. RIP by ArcadeX · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I can't think of a single person in hollywood today who's voice alone has his presence. Even hearing him read cop killer was something.

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    1. Re:RIP by joeytsai · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Speaking of which, his speech at Harvard Law is one of my favorite modern speeches:

      http://www.americanrhetoric.com/speeches/charltonhestonculturalwar.htm

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    2. Re:RIP by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Morgan Freeman, but yeah they are few and far between.

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    3. Re:RIP by sdhoigt · · Score: 1

      Awesome. Thanks for passing on the link for that speech. That gave me a fresh, new impression of that man and brought out a lot of thoughts that had been lurking in my sub conscious for years and years.

      Thanks.
      SD

    4. Re:RIP by greg_barton · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Awesome. Thanks for passing on the link for that speech. Just goes to show how much Heston was blinded by the "culture war" and failed to see that those hyping it were busy taking away our real rights, like habeas corpus and the right to avoid arbitrary search and seizure.

    5. Re:RIP by oldhack · · Score: 2

      How about Calculon?

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    6. Re:RIP by servognome · · Score: 1

      I can't think of a single person in hollywood today who's voice alone has his presence.
      Toss up between him and James Earl Jones.
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    7. Re:RIP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I second the motion for James Earl Jones.

    8. Re:RIP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Charlton Heston: "James, I AM your fa-ther!"
      James Earl Jones: "No. That's impossible! It can't beeeeee!"

    9. Re:RIP by ozbon · · Score: 1

      I'd also add Samuel L Jones to that canon - you hear his voice, and you *know* who's playing the character.

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    10. Re:RIP by l1gunman · · Score: 1

      Samuel L. Jones???

      I'm gonna guess you meant Samuel L. Jackson.

      I am tired of these m________ing snakes on this m________ing plane!

    11. Re:RIP by servognome · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Maybe it's a cross between the two
      "Don't be too proud of this f***ing technological terror you've constructed. The ability to blow the s*** out of a planet is insignificant next to the mother f***ing power of the Force, bitch. "

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    12. Re:RIP by hercubus · · Score: 1

      I can't think of a single person in hollywood today who's voice alone has his presence. Even hearing him read cop killer was something.

      James Earl Jones could read his shopping list with more presence

      just saying...

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    13. Re:RIP by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      +funny even if I don't have mod points. In nearly 15 years of internet usage, this was only the 2nd time I can say "LOL" in regards to plain written words and really mean it.

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    14. Re:RIP by ozbon · · Score: 1

      Yep, that's who I meant. I just had James Earl Jones on my mind while trying to write Jackson.

      Sad, but true.

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    15. Re:RIP by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Bah, Calculon had a terrible voice before they gave him that 1.7 upgrade.

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    16. Re:RIP by Weedlekin · · Score: 1

      Christopher Lee, another old timer, also has an amazingly resonant and distinctive voice, although it's debatable whether he's not really part of Hollywood.

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    17. Re:RIP by r0r0 · · Score: 1

      Epic speech.

      Charlton Heston was not the boob so many made
      him out to be.

      Seeya in the next life, Chuck!

    18. Re:RIP by greg_barton · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Man, I don't usually reply to my own comments, but I just had to post the moderation that's been done to this one. It's like a mini culture war. :)

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    19. Re:RIP by Slur · · Score: 1

      Seriously... there is no culture war, because nobody is seriously calling for us all to adhere to a single cultural model. Sure, some right-wing radio personalities would like to say so, but of course they're not serious, they just play these games to get everyone riled up. And those public figures that would cause the US to outlaw certain cultures - say, by amending the constitution to ban gay marriage - will find themselves laughed into obscurity.

      For you see, the United States is a country where we are all free to follow any cultural traditions we wish, so long as no harm is done to anyone in the process. As new and necessary cultural traditions emerge (such as gay marriage) it is the constitutional mandate of our government to protect those traditions from being outlawed or suppressed by the prevailing culture.

      The rhetorical concept of a "culture war" is quite plainly a Maguffin propped up by right wing corporatists to get stupid people to argue about things that simply don't matter, things which can never be codified into law without destroying the most important founding principle of this country - that of tolerance.

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  4. He was legend by CRCulver · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Out of all the adaptations of Matheson's novel I am Legend , Heston's The Omega Man was probably the most entertaining. It certainly stands tall above the dreck Will Smith starred in last year.

    1. Re:He was legend by Tumbleweed · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Out of all the adaptations of Matheson's novel I am Legend , Heston's The Omega Man was probably the most entertaining. It certainly stands tall above the dreck Will Smith starred in last year.

      I think it depends on which aspects of each of those movies you're talking about. As far as the performance of the main character, I think Will Smith turned in a vastly superior performance than Heston (no slight on Heston - I doubt any of Will Smith's work (to date) will stand the test of time that Heston's has). There was no scarier moment in the Heston version that was anywhere near as scary as when Smith goes in the dark building to get his dog. Certainly the special effects of an abandoned New York were nowhere up to the Smith version. The bad guys in the Heston movie were far more effective, I thought, than in the Smith version, though. And both fall down rather badly on the ending, neither of which makes the title of the original story (I Am Legend) make any sense - even in the alternate ending for the Smith movie. I don't know why it's so hard for the filmmakers to understand the title, or why they need to change it, considering noone has yet to make a movie of that story WITH the original ending.

    2. Re:He was legend by grassy_knoll · · Score: 1

      On that note, I hope Heston is enjoying his honky paradise.

      Psst... if you don't get it, watch Omega Man.

    3. Re:He was legend by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      The Invasion with Nicole Kidman does that ending justice.

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    4. Re:He was legend by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The original ending is the zombies win. No producer in Hollywood will ever shoot an ending like that.

    5. Re:He was legend by Tumbleweed · · Score: 4, Funny

      The original ending is the zombies win. No producer in Hollywood will ever shoot an ending like that.

      Sure ... unlike pretty much every zombie movie ever made.

    6. Re:He was legend by budgie333 · · Score: 1

      Didn't the Vincent Price version (Last Man on Earth, if I remember right) stick pretty close to the ending in the book?

    7. Re:He was legend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The Omega Man is probably my all-time favourite movie.

      Just thinking about this scene still gives me shivers: where he arrives home at dusk and opens his remote-controlled garage door, and as the garage door opens the camera pans up to reveal two robed Family members who pour kerosene in front of the car and then light it with a burning torch. The music starts and the image changes to a long shot; there are two more Family members with a flaming torch approaching him from behind ...

    8. Re:He was legend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Believe it or not, there is a version that predates both Smith and Heston. It stars Vincent Price, and is faithful to the original story. It's pretty good, too.

    9. Re:He was legend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention that the original Heston Omega story,
      despite the B movie acting of most of the actors(common in the 70s), had
      more of a human poignancy than I am Legend. Today's movies
      are almost ALWAYS overwhelmed by special effects.
          But it was a B movie and nowhere near as good as Planet of the Apes.

    10. Re:He was legend by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      What I especially liked about Planet of the Apes is, if you see all the movies, you can tell how the timestream was altered by the two future apes travelling to the past, and introducing the smart-ape genes into the pool earlier than in the original timestream. The interaction between apes and humans changed at one point where humans wound up living peacefully with apes at the end. Very interesting, and something I didn't notice about the movies seeing them as a kid.

    11. Re:He was legend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The Last Man on Earth (1964), starring Vincent Price

    12. Re:He was legend by perlchild · · Score: 1

      That version didn't have the I am legend title, so would agree with the great great grand parent post...

    13. Re:He was legend by Samah · · Score: 1

      Isn't the story originally about vampires anyway? I can't recall...

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    14. Re:He was legend by Samah · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think the part where Smith "puts his dog down" is brilliant directing and quite possibly the most believable performance I've ever seen from him.

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    15. Re:He was legend by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      The story's author has said in interviews that the most accurate movie version (in tone, anyway) of his story was ... George Romero's first zombie movie. :)

    16. Re:He was legend by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      I think the part where Smith "puts his dog down" is brilliant directing and quite possibly the most believable performance I've ever seen from him.

      I thought the part after that was even better, where he talks to the mannequin, and begs it to say hello to him. He did some really great work in that film, despite whatever other problems the film had (mainly the special effects of the creatures - that was just terrible).

    17. Re:He was legend by Kaptain_Korolev · · Score: 1

      I agree, the original book 'I am Legend' is vastly superior to any of the film adaptions and none follow the story properly, well perhaps apart from the Vincent Price version. Controversial one here but, and it hurts me to say this, Will Smith is a much better actor than Heston was. I watched The Omega Man again about three months ago and was shocked at the acting which is quite crude and unbelievable.

    18. Re:He was legend by ibmjones · · Score: 1

      Not zombies - VAMPIRES!

    19. Re:He was legend by servognome · · Score: 1

      AHHHHHH Zombie Vampires!!!

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    20. Re:He was legend by hansamurai · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, they technically win, but there are really two types of zombies/vampires. The intelligent type that wants to be civilized and the crazy, non-thinking type that just want blood and flesh. They're fighting each other, and it appears that the first group is winning. But since Robert Neville was killing them indiscriminately during the day, the intelligent group feared Neville more than the dumb vampires. So they went for him at the end and captured him. A sympathizer gives him the death pill so he can die in peace without being subjected to everything this group of vampires would do to him. His final thought is that he's a legend among this new human race, and forever will be.

      Much better ending than the movie. And I still think it's appropriate for film. The viewer probably will start to sympathize with the intelligent vampires near the end, because of the compassionate woman and because they are an acceptable replacement for the human race.

    21. Re:He was legend by LittleGuy · · Score: 1

      The original ending is the zombies win. No producer in Hollywood will ever shoot an ending like that.

      True enough. You have to go to Japanese Horror for endings like that.

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    22. Re:He was legend by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Zombies, vampires...it's all a bunch of tree-hugging hippie crap.

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    23. Re:He was legend by mackil · · Score: 1

      The original ending is the zombies win. No producer in Hollywood will ever shoot an ending like that. Actually the first adaptation of I Am Legend, "Last man on Earth" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058700/), had that very ending.
    24. Re:He was legend by fifedrum · · Score: 1

      vampires, speculating that vampirism of old was caused by a bacteria that animated the cells of the body through a process other than normal human cellular mitosis or some such, and all the old stories about them fearing garlic, crosses and all that were studied in the book by the main character.

      some are found to be purely social holdouts from the sickened person's prior life (cross) while others were real allergies brought on by the disease (garlic).

      Of course, there's the living-dead merely sick with the disease driven to madness by the insatiable thirst for blood, and the un-dead, those re-animated by the bacteria.

      It's a quick read, only a few hundred pages long.

    25. Re:He was legend by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Oh man, that would have been so much better, yes. It would have given Smith a great chance to ham it up with his "I'm a brooding, damaged soul!" routine he put on for the first half of the movie one last time.

      I'd never read the book or anything, but I was still disappointed in the whole "intelligent zombie" aspect of the Smith film. He starts off with the assumption that they are mindless killers, sees some minor evidence to the contrary which he blows off as them going crazy with hunger, then major evidence in the form of them setting a trap for him. And it goes nowhere. Other than allowing me to guess that the reason the zombies are so intent on killing him now is that Smith kidnapped the leader's girlfriend, it never matters at all. Lame.

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    26. Re:He was legend by hansamurai · · Score: 1

      Yes, there's really no reason to believe that these dumb zombies in the movie all of a sudden were able to build a trap just like Neville's and were smart enough to lure him away with the mannequin. While watching I was just assuming Neville had moved the mannequin and set that trap, and was going so crazy from being alone (and had set so many traps) that he forgot all of that.

      I really didn't like the movie, the best part was the way they transformed New York City, that was pretty incredible.

      I would recommend reading the book, Matheson went pretty deep into all the reasonings behind why certain vampire wards work. Plus it is all written really well and has a much better ending. It's short and sweet.

    27. Re:He was legend by TheWoozle · · Score: 1

      So, it seems that you missed several of the biggest movies Hollywood released this year.

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    28. Re:He was legend by brkello · · Score: 1

      What is this talk about zombies? They were vampires. The vampires win.

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    29. Re:He was legend by jafac · · Score: 1

      I have to agree.

      I have become REALLY tired of Will Smith movies, where he ALWAYS plays his "Fresh Prince" character. Every time. It really got me pissed off when he did it to Wild Wild West.

      I was delighted to see him do something different for once in I Am Legend.

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  5. Republicans by deft · · Score: 1, Funny

    Would also likely point out his work in Michael Moore sci-fi films.

    Damn, I'm totally independant, but I wish I was republican for a moment, if for nothing else but to throw out that zinger.

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    1. Re:Republicans by slamb · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Damn, I'm totally independant, but I wish I was republican for a moment, if for nothing else but to throw out that zinger.


      No need to be Republican - it's important to admit when people on your side are being dishonest. (And "Bowling for Columbine" misrepresented Charlton Heston's actions and basically everything else it portrayed.) One could argue that the party of Lincoln fell so far because Republicans wouldn't call out Republicans for ethical lapses, and it'd be sad if the Democrats followed them any further down that road.
    2. Re:Republicans by kklein · · Score: 0

      I can't find the quote now, but sometime during the Fahrenheit 911 days Moore was sitting with Quentin Tarantino and Tarantino complimented Moore and Moore said something to the effect of "that means a lot from you; I, like you, never wanted to do anything but make good movies."

      That pretty much summed up the problem I have with him. His movies are entertaining and well-made, even at the expense of truth. People treat them like the Truth, but it's just historical fiction masquerading as documentary. He's a pile of shit and he does more to hurt the causes he ostensibly supports than he does to help them. He's a disgusting, lying scumbag, and we don't need him.

    3. Re:Republicans by chipset · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not that he really hurts his causes. He does create a large uninformed population that takes what he has done as "truth" without actually critiquing what he is really presenting.

    4. Re:Republicans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I find that many people are determined to find fault with Moore's documentaries, to the point of making subtle technical complaints that could very well have been leveled against every documentary ever made. I suspect it has something to do with his politics, since the ones who complain the loudest tend to be die-hard Republicans. For once, I'd like one of Moore's critics to address the points he makes rather than the techniques he uses to make them.

    5. Re:Republicans by Xonstantine · · Score: 1

      He's a pile of shit and he does more to hurt the causes he ostensibly supports than he does to help them. He's a disgusting, lying scumbag, and we don't need him. I think you just summed up the general problem with the majority of the serious players in the Democratic party.
    6. Re:Republicans by slamb · · Score: 5, Insightful

      For once, I'd like one of Moore's critics to address the points he makes rather than the techniques he uses to make them.

      That's a bit hard to do because his most insidious, dishonest points are ones he denies making at all. His subtle edits and omissions of facts lead the viewer to an erroneous conclusion that was never explicitly stated.

      It's been a long time since I looked into this, but iirc Moore manipulated Charlton Heston into saying something which could be seen as racist (neglecting to mention that the man actually marched with MLK Jr!), implied that Heston led a rally in Colorado in response to Columbine (it was planned well in advance), and that Heston used language which, given the situation, was quite inflammatory (those snippets were actually spliced together from several different rallies). He made many other, less topical, manipulations of fact.

      I suspect it has something to do with his politics, since the ones who complain the loudest tend to be die-hard Republicans.

      I am a Democrat, and I am disappointed that so few Democrats complain about Moore.

    7. Re:Republicans by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      For once, I'd like one of Moore's critics to address the points he makes rather than the techniques he uses to make them.
      Sometimes it is the the techniques being criticized. I agree with him more often than not, and he still annoys the shit out of me. Meanwhile, I almost always like Al Franken, even when I disagree with him.

    8. Re:Republicans by cancrine · · Score: 1

      It's been a long time since I looked into this, but iirc Moore manipulated Charlton Heston into saying something which could be seen as racist ...

      Ummm... How do you 'manipulate' someone into saying something racist? Was Chuck reading off of cue cards?
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    9. Re:Republicans by slamb · · Score: 2, Informative
      It's very easy when your audience is filled with people who do not understand distinctions such as "could be seen as racist" vs "racist". Here's a page discussing it:

      The movie ends when Moore walks up to Charlton Heston's home and just rings the buzzer. Heston answers and invites Moore back for an interview the next day. At the interview, the then 77-year-old Heston holds his own, but Moore's relentless attack makes the legendary screen actor and civil rights activist seem befuddled and confused.

      Moore continues to pester Heston as to why Canada has a lower crime rate in proportion to their large gun ownership rate; Heston then comments on our mixed ethnicity. Moore asks him if he thought race was the cause of crime in America, and Heston flatly says no. However, many reviewers have picked that one sentence out to accuse Heston of being a racist. Heston may be many things but a racist is not one of them.

    10. Re:Republicans by Schnapple · · Score: 1

      iirc Moore manipulated Charlton Heston into saying something which could be seen as racist
      Not exactly, Moore asked Heston why he thought that other countries with guns, like Canada, don't have the level of violence the USA does and Heston said he thought one of the reasons was that Canada doesn't have our mixed ethnicity. Moore asks him to clarify that statement and Heston backpedals from it. Shortly thereafter he ends the interview and just walks off.

      Moore didn't seek out to paint Heston as a racist but essentially what happened there is that Heston fucked up. He misspoke (he probably meant that Canada didn't have quite the race relations issues we've faced in America) and instead of fixing it, he decided to end the interview. He was probably sitting there realizing that doing this interview without anyone from his camp present was a bad idea and decided to just end it there before he did more damage. For that matter, within a year of the movie's release he came out with the Alzheimer's announcement and I think that he was starting to feel an episode come on and got out before things started to get bad (I'm guessing, I don't know how Alzheimer's works exactly). You'll notice at the beginning of the interview he is quite confident and at the end he's puttering away like a cranky old man.

      Basically, Moore was trying to portray him as a gun nut and what cinched it was the "COLD DEAD HANDS!!!" line at a rally once. This is something he was criticized for - apparently the "President" of the NRA is a symbolic figurehead. The position that Heston filled was not a decision maker, he was more the public face. However, the "COLD DEAD HANDS" bit was, from what I hear, even criticized within the NRA.

      The NRA, as an organization to promote responsible gun ownership is a respectable organization. The NRA, as an organization to lobby congress and make sure every American can have as many guns as they want, be able to use hollow point bullets, and hunt deer using an AK-47, is an organization which has lost its way. Heston did some great things in his life but his theatrics didn't help the NRA these last several years.

      those snippets were actually spliced together from several different rallies
      I always hear about this but I've always had a hard time believing that most people failed to notice the different suit, backdrop, camera angles, etc. People believe Moore was trying to imply that the "COLD DEAD HANDS!!!" line came from the Denver rally, but he was really using it as a method of introducing Heston to the film and portraying the sort of theatrics Heston employed in his years as President of the NRA.
  6. Oblig. by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 5, Funny

    *Pries the musket from his cold, dead hands*

    1. Re:Oblig. by AaxelB · · Score: 2, Funny

      Damn you! I was just looking for somewhere to post this and be witty.

    2. Re:Oblig. by stuff+and+such · · Score: 1

      You know when I heard about this on the news I wondered "is it too early for the cold dead hands joke?", apparently not.

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    3. Re:Oblig. by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

      And what if he later changes his mind?

    4. Re:Oblig. by Pseudonym · · Score: 5, Insightful

      When Alec Guinness died, we said that he's become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

      When Douglas Adams died, we said that he's no doubt spending a year dead for tax reasons.

      When Arthur C. Clarke died, we said that he's probably been reincarnated as a large orbiting fetus.

      When Gary Gygax died, we said that he's lost his last saving throw.

      No, it's never too early, especially if the deceased would have appreciated the joke. When Terry Gilliam dies, you bet we're going to say: "Well you're dead now, so shut up." When Neal Stephenson dies, you bet we're going to comment about how the ending was a bit abrupt.

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    5. Re:Oblig. by STrinity · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You know, the man starred in over 100 movies, won an Academy Award, was the longest serving president of the Screen Actors Guild, and marched with Martin Luther King on Washington. But all people can do is make jokes about him being in the NRA.

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    6. Re:Oblig. by flappinbooger · · Score: 1

      Naw, they're talking about the apes movie quite a lot as well.

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    7. Re:Oblig. by martin-boundary · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Let's not get carried away here. Those films he starred in weren't real. He wasn't really Ben Hur, or Moses. It's just make believe, and he didn't even write the scripts, build the sets or whatever.

      Being the president of the NRA is one of the most notable _real_ things he's actually done.

    8. Re:Oblig. by STrinity · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, acting in films isn't a real achievement. Anyone can do it.

      Right.

      Incidentally, he did write a film and directed three.

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    9. Re:Oblig. by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

      Incidentally, he did write a film and directed three.
      Sorry, I had no idea. Those damn dirty apes probably hushed it up :)
    10. Re:Oblig. by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 1

      Lets be fair here, just because not everyone can do it doesn't on it's own make it a huge achievement. I can't plug a flat in a tire but that doesn't make it an achievement. Conversely I can write programs to make a machine do something new, that doesn't mean I get a wikipedia page.

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    11. Re:Oblig. by STrinity · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you won the highest award for programming, you'd get a Wikipedia entry. Heston won the highest award for film acting. So yes, his achievements as an actor are notable, and they are what he's remembered for.

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    12. Re:Oblig. by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      But all people can do is make jokes about him being in the NRA.

      I can see how you'd draw such a conclusion, given the large numbers of NRA jokes in the summary. Why, I had no idea Heston was an actor until I read your post.

      I'm always amused that the 2nd most powerful lobby in the U.S. alternates between egocentric bravado and paranoid victim hood.

    13. Re:Oblig. by LittleGuy · · Score: 1

      You know when I heard about this on the news I wondered "is it too early for the cold dead hands joke?", apparently not.

      I read about his death first on Fark. I 'got' the headline as soon as I read it (but I hoped I was wrong).

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    14. Re:Oblig. by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      You know, the man starred in over 100 movies, won an Academy Award, was the longest serving president of the Screen Actors Guild, and marched with Martin Luther King on Washington. But all people can do is make jokes about him being in the NRA. Very true.

      It was sickening how Michael Moore smeared the NRA as being a renamed KKK in Bowling For Columbine and then ambushed Heston when he had recently been diagnosed with Alzheimers Disease.

      Actually cartoon which implies KKK=NRA was shot in South Park style before an interview with the South Park creators, even though they didn't make the cartoon and definitely didn't agree with its message.

      Heston defied his friends to support civil rights in the 1960's and again to oppose gun control and most of the liberal consensus in the 1980's and that took guts, something a crowd pleaser like Moore will never understand. All Moore ever does is to confirm his audience's prejudices with slick, mendacious editing.
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    15. Re:Oblig. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When Vonnegut died we said "Kurt is in heaven now".

    16. Re:Oblig. by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      When Gary Gygax died, we said that he's lost his last saving throw.

      I liked Penny Arcade's comment - that he's "Rolling in his Grave"...
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    17. Re:Oblig. by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      When Terry Gilliam dies I hope someone says "His file is now listed as 'completed'" (from Brazil)

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    18. Re:Oblig. by QuickSilver_999 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Can we please get over this myth that civil rights and gun control go together? Gun control was started as a racist measure by the Democratic party, led by the KKK wing of the Democrat party as a method of stopping former slaves from getting their hands on weapons. Civil rights was actually pushed by the Republican party overwhelmingly. Here's a funny thing. The Democrats, who created and controlled the KKK, and which is the only political party to have a sitting Senator who was an Exalted Cyclops of the KKK, loves to call Republicans members of the KKK. Oh, and that former KKK member is 3rd in line of succession to the Presidency of the United States. KKK does not equal NRA, KKK=DNC. For more information click here and here.

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    19. Re:Oblig. by helpfulcorn · · Score: 1

      I was on my way to work when I heard about his death on the radio; and of course I leaned out of the car window and yelled "FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS!" to passers by on Main street.

    20. Re:Oblig. by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      ...and where exactly is the PROBLEM in the 2nd most powerful lobby being
      fixated on one or more elements of our Bill of Rights?

            Screw 2nd most powerful. Why aren't they THE MOST POWERFUL?

            The most powerful lobby's should be the grass roots ones driven
      by individual citizens, their concerns and their interests.

              Would you rather the Oil Lobby take the NRA's place?

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    21. Re:Oblig. by phpmysqldev · · Score: 1

      This all may be true, but I think you are forgetting the fact that the dems and reps have gone through major role reversals throughout history. There have been times in history where the republicans have been the liberals and democrats the conservatives. To compare either party to its 100 yr old counterpart is ludicrous.

      I live in the deep south and I can attest to the fact that people that are overwhelmingly racist and for less gun control are republican. but this is not cut and dry either as I am a democrat but favor less gun control myself. to lump our country's achievements, mistakes and views to those of two cut and dry parties just doesn't work

    22. Re:Oblig. by QuickSilver_999 · · Score: 1

      And here it seems to be the opposite. When I talk about the possibility of a black president, more republicans seem to be open to that (depending of course on the black person!) than Democrats. Here it seems to be Hillary Uber Alles.

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    23. Re:Oblig. by phpmysqldev · · Score: 1

      And here it seems to be the opposite. When I talk about the possibility of a black president, more republicans seem to be open to that (depending of course on the black person!) than Democrats. Here it seems to be Hillary Uber Alles. which furthers the point that you can't lump the country into 2 parties. Many of the dems in the south tend to be fiscal liberals (working class that feels the dems economic views favor them) and social conservatives (tend to oppose abortion, etc).

      I tend be more socially liberal and fiscally conservative. I tend to vote democrat though since the government is going to take your money no matter what.
    24. Re:Oblig. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But would he have appreciated the joke? Charlton Heston doesn't really seem a comedy type of guy.

    25. Re:Oblig. by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      Have a look at his work from the second Wayne's World movie some time.

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    26. Re:Oblig. by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      Lets be fair here, just because not everyone can do it doesn't on it's own make it a huge achievement. I can't plug a flat in a tire but that doesn't make it an achievement.

      It would be if there was simply a small group capable of plugging flats in tires and they commanded great salaries because of it.

      I don't buy into the glorification of actors and other celebrities (something the Church of Scientology shamelessly exploits), but I can still admit when actor puts in a really really good performance that it's an achievement.

    27. Re:Oblig. by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      ...and where exactly is the PROBLEM in the 2nd most powerful lobby being
      fixated on one or more elements of our Bill of Rights?


      Straw man.

      Screw 2nd most powerful. Why aren't they THE MOST POWERFUL?

      There's the egocentric bravado, now where's the paranoid victimhood?

      Would you rather the Oil Lobby take the NRA's place?

      Straw man.

    28. Re:Oblig. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Yes, and at the end of the special Olympics the person with the highest honor is still retarded.

      Winning an award doesn't mean it's hard.

      In fact, movie acting is really pretty easy.

      Bad take,
      redo,
      bad take,
      edit both takes together to look good, next scene.

      However, his stage stuff was powerfull.

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    29. Re:Oblig. by QuickSilver_999 · · Score: 1

      To compare either party to its 100 yr old counterpart is ludicrous. Forgot to mention though. I'm not comparing the party of 100 years ago. The KKK Exalted Cyclops is TODAY 3rd in line. Not 100 years ago. Today in 2008. Are you really sure the leopards spots have changed that much?
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    30. Re:Oblig. by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      It is NOT a "straw man".

      There will be multiple competing groups vying for the attention of the government.

      Would you rather they be made up of citizens group or corporate shills?

      You're just a clueless moron spouting terms you don't understand.

      I may personally dislike the Family Research Council but if they were the most
      influential lobby, that would still be far better for the health of the nation
      and our republic than that spot being taken up by Big Oil or the top Mortgage
      Lending companies.

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    31. Re:Oblig. by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      It is NOT a "straw man".

      Yes, it is. Look it up.

      You're just a clueless moron spouting terms you don't understand.

      Projecting again, I see.

      The real problem with the NRA is that when people actually do use firearms to protect themselves from run away law enforcement, they're on their own. Randy Weaver? No help from the NRA. Same for the Branch Dividians. Or Cory Maye. An organization devoted exclusively to gun rights and the 2nd most powerful domestic lobby doesn't do shit to defend gun users, and people bitch when the ACLU doesn't take firearms cases.

  7. Most famous quote. by tomhudson · · Score: 3, Funny
    Read the journal entry, and the first comment. I don't want to take any credit away from plover ... http://slashdot.org/~tomhudson/journal/200218

    ...and the originator of "you can have ... when you pry it from my cold, dead hands".
    I call shotgun!

    Because apparently we CAN pry it from his cold, dead hands.

    1. Re:Most famous quote. by Hawthorne01 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      He also was associated with the civil rights movement long before it became the fashionable thing to do in Hollywood.

      Heston saw no difference between campaign for personal freedom and the means to defend those freedoms.

      I can just imagine him going up to Moses and saying "Well, what did you think? Did I do you justice?" :)

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    2. Re:Most famous quote. by SargentDU · · Score: 5, Interesting

      But letting citizens defend themselves against people who have the guns anyway (Law or no law) just makes sense. He was right with the gun control issue as he was when he marched with MLK in the day.

    3. Re:Most famous quote. by z-thoughts · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I really don't get people that are into 'gun control', as in taking all guns away from law abiding citizens. Then the only people left with guns, other than government types, is the criminals that no longer have to fear their victims being able to fight back. Look into how well this has worked out in Australia. They banned guns a year ago, and since then, armed robbery is up something like 146% with all other gun related crimes up at a similar rate. Yeah, taking guns away from the law abiding works really well. NOT!

    4. Re:Most famous quote. by GaryPatterson · · Score: 3, Informative

      Here in Australia the previous government banned the sale of guns back in 1997 (I think) after a particularly atrocious massacre in Port Arthur, Tasmania.

      Armed robbery, along with most other forms of violent crime, is down across the nation. That's not likely due to the ban in guns though, as criminals are going to step outside the ban anyway.

      What has decreased are the number of fatal accidents in homes, and we've since had very few instances of some bozo kid picking up a gun and shooting people at school.

      But since you're providing data, can you point out where you got it? It conflicts with everything I've heard here.

    5. Re:Most famous quote. by Oldav · · Score: 0

      As a matter of fact the poster above is totally wrong, in Australia there has been no increase in armed robbery as claimed. I for one have never seen a gun drawn in public, nor a have I known anyone who carries a concealed weapon. Fact is though the US cant get it thru their heads that if criminals expect victims to be armed they will arm themselves, not the other way around. The ban was about in 1997. Why let the facts spoil a good story eh.Lets face it the US is a society based on and in love with violence, so wont ever have a civilsed gun controlled society. Just plenty of schoolkids shooting their classmates.

    6. Re:Most famous quote. by 1u3hr · · Score: 2
      Australia. They banned guns a year ago, and since then, armed robbery is up something like 146%

      Prove it. Source for this?

      I doubt you do, since guns aren't banned in Australia. Rules were tightened up considerably about 10 years ago (not "a year ago").

      Most likely the little unsourced factoids that gun nuts copy and paste from each other without bothering to verify. When you do look into them, invariably they're vastly exaggerated or just made up.

    7. Re:Most famous quote. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      armed = citizen

      unarmed = subject

      It's so simple. What do you not understand?

      But I do feel better knowing idiots like you aren't carrying guns.

    8. Re:Most famous quote. by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Let me explain it then. I recently had a conversation with an anti-gun woman. It was very civil, so no over the top rhetoric. When asked what she would do if someone broke into her home to rape and murder her and her children, her response was simply, and genuinely: "I've decided that that won't happen to me." When that was followed up with a "What?" She explained that people decide to have those thing done to them, and that she has chosen not to be raped and murdered.

      Anti-gun types actually believe that guns have magical powers to make people commit crimes, so if guns are taken away from a SOME of people, that will somehow magically stop crime.

      One thing that always strikes me as bizarre, stupid, whatever. Is people like my neighbor who has 3 huge dogs. Specifically states that she feels safer having them because she lives alone, but thinks that guns are evil.

    9. Re:Most famous quote. by Clay+Pigeon+-TPF-VS- · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This entire Australia thread is [citation needed].

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    10. Re:Most famous quote. by Zak3056 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      However, when I heard he was involved with the gun association, it disappointed me and lowered him in my eyes. He may have been a great actor but I just don't share his thinking on such matters like gun control.

      When you look at his life in its entirety, it makes perfect sense. What it comes down to is that Charlton Heston became involved with the NRA for the same reason that he marched with Dr. Martin Luther King--to him, it was a civil rights issue.

      You can debate the right and wrong of the American right to keep and bear arms until the cows come home, but like it or not, the men who founded our nation had certain beliefs about what constituted the natural rights of men. They wrote some of these rights into our Constitution: free speech, a free press, freedom of religion, the right to be secure from intrusive government searches, the right to a trial by a jury of your peers, the right to bear arms, and more. Heston was a man who believed in those rights, and was willing to lend his fame to various causes in support of them. That's really all there is to it.

      So, feel free to think less of him for it (I'm sure that while he disagreed with what you had to say, he would have defended to the death your right to say it) but while you're doing so, also think about the notion that if you start to pick and choose what rights you think people ought to have, and try to redefine those rights out of existence, then someone else later will have an easier time of stripping the citizenry of the rights that YOU yourself hold dear. One need look no further than the current occupant of the white house to see such a process in action.

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    11. Re:Most famous quote. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      Gunnies were using that line for decades before Heston became head of the NRA. He just did it well enough and publicly enough that the media finally noticed - and then credited him with originating it.

      However it would be particularly poetic if he were to be buried holding that particular gun in his "cold, dead hands". (I can just imagine him guffawing at the idea.)

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    12. Re:Most famous quote. by TapeCutter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Look into how well this has worked out in Australia. They banned guns a year ago,..."

      What a crock of shit. The murder rate from guns stands at around 200/yr out of 20 million, it did before the bans and it still does after the bans (10yrs ago btw). There has been a small drop in suicides by gun.

      What people fail to realise is that Aussies were never really gun nuts to start with, owning a handgun has always been uncommon, carrying one has always been socially unacceptable.

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    13. Re:Most famous quote. by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      However it would be particularly poetic if he were to be buried holding that particular gun in his "cold, dead hands". (I can just imagine him guffawing at the idea.)

      Good idea! Except ... the grave would be vandalized, and the gun on eBay within a month - from a dozen different people, all claiming they have the real one.

    14. Re:Most famous quote. by STrinity · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ZOMFG! An actor doesn't agree with all my political views! That disappoints me. People who don't share my outlook on life make me uncomfortable.

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    15. Re:Most famous quote. by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      ob mis-quote:

      guns don't kill people. apes with guns kill people.

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    16. Re:Most famous quote. by vux984 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      When asked what she would do if someone broke into her home to rape and murder her and her children, her response was simply, and genuinely: "I've decided that that won't happen to me."

      I guess you think that sounds pretty nutters doesn't it?

      What if her response had been, "What are the odds I'll be able to retreive my gun, unlock it, load it, and successfully fend off a murderer/rapist?"

      What percentage of people who have a gun are actually able to use it in these circumstances they imagine it will be so useful in? Any real statistics out there?

      What if her response had been, "What if I had a gun, and it was stolen while I was out, and used to shoot a small child?" or "What if I had a gun, and one of those children you were so concerned about accidently shot the other one with it?"

      Again, what percentage of people who have a gun are involved in accidental / misuse / etc?

      In other words, what percentage of guns end up actually used to prevent a crime vs end up being used to commit one and/or are involved in accidental shootings?

      What if the number involved in crimes / accidental shootings significantly exceeds the number that actually actively prevented crimes... ??

      In any case, I recently had a conversation with a pro-gun man. It was very civil, so no over the top rhetoric. When asked what he would do if his teenage child ever got pissed off at him, and in a fit of incredibly poor judgement takes the gun and shoots you with it. Then realizing what he's done, turns it on himself.

      His response was simply "I've that decide that won't happen to me." When followed up with a "What?" He explained that people decide to have those things happen to them, [when they choose ineffective parenting approaches, and fail to teach their children proper respect of guns], and that he had chosen not to have that happen to anyone in his family.

      Pro-gun types actually beleive that guns have magical powers to imbue people with good judgment, so if guns are given to THEM, they will somehow magically be immune from ever 'misusing' it or using it 'accidentally'.

      One thing that always strikes me as bizarre, stupid, whatever, is people like my neighbor with 3 huge guns. Specially states that he feels safer having them because he lives alone, but thinks that home security systems and dogs are ineffectual. Yet, a big gun in the closet... that will stop criminals from attacking him...

      Don't get me wrong, i'm not anti-gun, myself. But lousy reasoning exists on both sides of the argument. And bottom line, the only questions I'm interested in:

      Does having a gun actually make me safer? Or is it more likely to get me or someone I care about killed?
      Am I more likely to prevent a crime with it, or is it more likely that it will enable / escalate one?

      I don't know the answer to those questions.

      I do know I hear daily about some gun being misused, or accidently fired, or used in a fit of passion... I don't often hear about people who were able to fend off murderer/rapists with their gun. Call it media bias if you want... but until I see a REAL credible study done... well... I have serious doubts that guns will make me safer. I firmly beleive, for my own family, that the odds of the kids having an accident with it, FAR exceed the odds we'll get our home invaded by a murderous/rapist. But that's just me.

    17. Re:Most famous quote. by senorironclad · · Score: 1

      Aren't you getting ahead of yourself wondering where he will go? When Heston wakes up he will probably be on a bizarre planet, reconstructed by hyper intelligent cockroaches. Damn insects.

    18. Re:Most famous quote. by Broken+scope · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Thanks dumb ass, its people like you who are responsible for ruining the credibility of intelligent gun owners.

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    19. Re:Most famous quote. by thomasw_lrd · · Score: 1

      It seems he was very big on personal rights. I never knew he marched on Washington with MLK jr. That's pretty interesting. Just because he believed in the NRA doesn't make him some sick twisted individual. I wish geeks would wake up and smell the coffee. Once we start losing one right, we begin to lose them all. You might consider joining the NRA yourself.

    20. Re:Most famous quote. by thomasw_lrd · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Again with the ac crap. If you can't post your comments attached to your name, go back to your mom's basement and sleep it off. If you beleive in something, then stick up for it.

    21. Re:Most famous quote. by thomasw_lrd · · Score: 1

      School shootings are a far and between thing. You're right taking away my gun rights will stop alot of them, but then again, when I was 14 going to a rural school in some podunk town with less than 4,000 people, I had connections to get illegal guns. So I'm sure anyone could do the same thing if they wanted to bad enough.

    22. Re:Most famous quote. by chipset · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the guns are scary! Take them away.

      Well, they ask, what about the unintentional gun deaths? Think of the children, they say.

      In 2005, the cdc reported just over 30,000 gun deaths. Over 17,000 were suicides. Unintentional deaths (those caused be negligence and accidental discharge) were 174.

      Heart disease killed over 300,000 the same year. Where's the people into regulating food intake and exercise?

    23. Re:Most famous quote. by thomasw_lrd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You bring up good points. I think we should drop the crime/crime prevention angle. I own guns, cause I like to kill small and large furry animals. Yeah, maybe it's a power trip, maybe not. But I do so love the way furry, feathered, and scaled animals taste.

    24. Re:Most famous quote. by chipset · · Score: 1

      In the USA, I have never seen a gun drawn in public either. It's not that uncommon to have never seen one drawn in public. It just makes the news so much, you'd think it was an epidemic and you had better be wearing a bullet proof/resistant vest before walking out your front door.

    25. Re:Most famous quote. by jollyreaper · · Score: 4, Funny

      What people fail to realise is that Aussies were never really gun nuts to start with, owning a handgun has always been uncommon, carrying one has always been socially unacceptable. Well no kidding, have you seen what passes for knives over there?
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    26. Re:Most famous quote. by thomasw_lrd · · Score: 1

      No guns on ebay, I've checked. Otherwise they would be the "Black Market".

    27. Re:Most famous quote. by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Back when I was a young aussie the evening news actually had a list of the days bank robberies. It was actually very common for banks to be hit by criminals.

      Then the banks introduced pneumatic barriers between the customers and the cash and bank robberies just stopped.

      I remember one story about a guy who tried to dive over the barrier as it slid up and got stuck half way. Perhaps that was a transition thing.

      I got a nasty scare about ten years ago in Ireland. The Army move the cash there and their security technique is to aim at the entrance of ther bank with self loading rifles from three different positions. I am sure that if they ever had to use their weapons there would be dozens of people dead.

      In general I think passive countermeasures give the best return.

    28. Re:Most famous quote. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you do look into them, invariably they're vastly exaggerated or just made up.

      don't worry, it works the same way with the left wing. Both sides are screwy and "flip side of the same coin" really comes into play.

    29. Re:Most famous quote. by Zerth · · Score: 4, Insightful

      See, it's stuff like that which keeps me from owning a gun. Takes to long to get ready and if you have one ready, somebody's kid might shoot themselves.

      That's why I keep a sword zip-tied to the bedstand behind my pillow.

    30. Re:Most famous quote. by Miseph · · Score: 1

      Compared to most other western nations, it IS an epidemic...

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    31. Re:Most famous quote. by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "Let me explain it then. I recently had a conversation with an anti-gun woman."

      Yes I see what you mean, ALL "anti-gun types" own a pack of rabid dogs and are incapable of forming a cohesive argument. However you forgot to mention that ALL "pro-gun types" dress like John Wayne and post bullshit anecdotes on slashdot.

      BTW: On a global scale, dogs kill ~3000 people a year, making them one of the most dangerous animals on the planet. OTOH in the US alone ~22,000 people die from gunshot wounds each year.

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    32. Re:Most famous quote. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > But I do so love the way furry, feathered, and scaled animals taste.

      WTF?? Are you hunting griffins or manticores or something?

    33. Re:Most famous quote. by religious+freak · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Like it or not, the USA will always have firearms. We are like no other country in the world in that respect, right or wrong. We were founded on individualism and being tough SOBs (like it or not).

      I say this with as much objectivity as I can, being a US citizen. We are prone to consumerism, decadence and overall "whinyness" because of our success as a nation. BUT, I think most of us take a (perhaps twisted) sense of pride that we will NEVER be conquered and occupied for any length of time. You could put every soldier in the world on US soil and we'd still win (eventually). This was a major concern of the Soviets during the cold war.

      Twisted and paranoid? Yep, but that goes to our very roots, because of the way we were born as a nation. Australia, India, Canada... all were born from relative peace. Not us, we were born in fire and remain a violent society in no small part, because of that fact.

      Less guns work in the UK and Australia because you are both island nations. It works in the UK and Australia because you are less aggressive (arguably more mature) societies. It will NOT work in the USA.

      Also, it should be noted that an extremely important decision will be made by the supreme court directly pertaining to the interpretation of the 2nd amendment for the first time (assuming they don't dodge it, like they did in '39) this session. http://jurist.law.pitt.edu/forumy/2008/04/middle-ground-supreme-courts.php

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    34. Re:Most famous quote. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here in Australia the previous government banned the sale of guns back in 1997 (I think) after a particularly atrocious massacre in Port Arthur, Tasmania

      I think you are being a bit broad with your terminology, no such ban on the sale of guns ever occurred in Australia. The restrictions on the type of guns available for sale without special purpose licenses were simply made tighter, with automatic and semi-automatic weapons becoming pretty much illegal for most people to not only buy or sell but to continue to posses (a gun buy-back scheme was implemented). So far as gun related crime and death rates go I am not sure of any study that has shown a direct correlation between the tighter laws and a reduction in said rates. I know that the Sydney TV news pretty much reports gun related crime every night, more so than ever it seems... but that is hardly evidence to the contrary either.

    35. Re:Most famous quote. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Spend some time on this site.

      Assaults are up from ~550 per 100,000 (in 1998) to over 2,600 per 100,000 people. (in 2005)

      Gun use in the assaults is technically down...from 1.1% to 0.6%. In other words the difference is less than the MOE.

      The percentage where a weapon was used is also up.

    36. Re:Most famous quote. by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      BTW: On a global scale, dogs kill ~3000 people a year, making them one of the most dangerous animals on the planet. OTOH in the US alone ~22,000 people die from gunshot wounds each year.

      According to my calculator, that's a 0.00000733333 chance of getting shot every year. Yup, we really need to ban those guns, kids.

      (We have over 300 million people in the US that we know of. Divide 22,000 by 300 million, that'll give you a rough idea of the odds of it happening to YOU)

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    37. Re:Most famous quote. by sir+fer · · Score: 1, Insightful

      perhaps the largest pile of idiotic shit ever to appear on /.

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    38. Re:Most famous quote. by z-thoughts · · Score: 1

      I had come across the 146% through some reading else where, so it might be over stated, but as for the increase in violent crimes by gun since further controls were started, they are on an up according to any search I've done.

      The first three listing when searching google for 'australian gun ban':

      http://www.gunowners.org/hlr-au.htm
      http://www.geoffmetcalf.com/aus.html
      http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=15304

      Just about any study I've ever seen about the subject has seen an increase in gun related crimes right after further gun controls were enacted. There are some few places where such laws work, Iceland maybe?, but not most.

    39. Re:Most famous quote. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What would you do if your teenager got pissed off at you, took the kitchen knife and stabbed you while you slept then, realizing what he did, turned it on himself? The effective/ineffective parenting argument holds more water than you give it credit for.

    40. Re:Most famous quote. by jimicus · · Score: 1

      He may have been a great actor but I just don't share his thinking on such matters like gun control.

      Regardless of whether or not you share his opinion, he at least had the balls to come out and say it publicly, even knowing that such an opinion would be controversial. That's more than a lot of us ever do.

    41. Re:Most famous quote. by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "According to my calculator, that's a 0.00000733333 chance of getting shot every year."

      Actually it's the chance of being murdered by gunshot in the US, it doesn't count accidents or non-fatal shootings. Work the same odds for Australia and you will find they are about 1/10 the US number. An order of magnitude is a big difference regardless of how small the numbers are.

      This difference has little to do with gun laws and everything to do with culture. As the NRA found out when it came to lobby against our laws in '97. The 'self-defense' meme just doesn't work here in Oz, we have never needed guns to defend ourselves in the past, so why would we need them now?

      "Yup, we really need to ban those guns"

      Personally I don't give a flying fuck what you do in the US, but please keep the small-arms marketing droids from the NRA out of Oz. They may very well have reason to defend themselves from the Aussie public after their memorable display of bad taste in '97 and I have no idea how they would do that without guns.

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    42. Re:Most famous quote. by 1u3hr · · Score: 1, Flamebait
      I had come across the 146% through some reading else where, so it might be over stated, but as for the increase in violent crimes by gun since further controls were started, they are on an up according to any search I've done.

      Even if your "statistics" were true, (sourced from "gunowners.org" -- give me a break), they prove nothing. Australians have never carried guns for "self-defence" or kept them in their homes (unless they were farmers for rabbit shooting) the way you do in the USA. Not now, not 10 years ago, or any time in the last century. Guns weren't a deterrent before, because hardly anyone had them. Now that small number has been decreased.

      If there has been an increase in violent crime, there are many possible causes. Economic uncertainty, drug-related, etc, etc. And tighter restrictions on gun ownership are a REACTION to violent crime, not a cause of it.

      Don't make uninformed statements about Australia to support your insane American gun laws.

    43. Re:Most famous quote. by 1u3hr · · Score: 0, Troll
      Yes, but the guns are scary! Take them away.

      If you're not scared of guns, you're an idiot.

    44. Re:Most famous quote. by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Anti-gun types actually believe that guns have magical powers to make people commit crimes,

      No, we don't. If you did in fact talk to one nutty woman who does not like guns, how on earth can you generalise that?

      Speaking as an anti-gun type, I just believe that guns make it easy for anyone, criminal, child, drunken angry loser, etc, to kill people, and/or himself.

    45. Re:Most famous quote. by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Also guns are not banned in Australia, they are controlled. I can still get a gun as I am, 18+, no criminal record and mentally stable.

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    46. Re:Most famous quote. by mjwx · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Australian Bureau of Statistics will provide all the data you need. Our crime rate has gone down because of effective policing and our Gun Laws ensure that our gang wars are fought with Knives and Clubs not AK's and 9mm's.

      In the 10 year period crime rates have actually gone down, not by much as gun crime was never at the pandemic levels as it is in the US. As long as any Australian can remember none of them have ever felt that guns were needed to solve problems.

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    47. Re:Most famous quote. by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      the difference is, with the knife it gets close and personal. much more difficult than pulling the trigger.

      and i say that as someone who likes to shoot and also likes iaido.

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    48. Re:Most famous quote. by vux984 · · Score: 1

      What would you do if your teenager got pissed off at you, took the kitchen knife and stabbed you while you slept then, realizing what he did, turned it on himself?

      That would require an entirely different state of mind.

      You simply can't equate "a kid storming off down the hall in a blind rage, grabbing the gun, loading it, and then storming back guns blazing" with, "a kid storming off to his room in a blind range, puttering around for 6 hours while he waits for the old man to fall asleep so that he can sneak into the room and stab him to death in cold blood."

      I don't deny the latter can happen but its an *entirely* different situation.

    49. Re:Most famous quote. by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      You may never have seen.
      I did: in New Britain. At a Pub (very old pub with its history rooted in 1779). One fool pulled a gun on his pal, forgetting that just 5 feet away a bunch of off-duty cops were having a birthday party for one of their colleagues.
      Within 2 mins (1 min and 33 secs to be exact according to my friend's watch), this fool had eight guns and one laser targeted on him.
      No shooting.
      The cops politely asked him to drop it and continue enjoying his beer.
      Which the fool did: wisely.
      It would have wasted the old antique wood anyway if he had to waste their 20 something bullets shot in close quarters.
      The evening ended well, and no charges were laid. The fool's gun was taken away and he was asked to reclaim it next day from the station when sober.

      I miss that pub.

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    50. Re:Most famous quote. by StormyWeather · · Score: 1

      Nobody will tell you this around here, but believe it or not gun crime, and crime in general is way down in the U.S. too. It's a lot safer here now than it was in late 80's when I was a kid, but now we have 24/7 news to make sure you think it is dangerous to stand on your porch.

    51. Re:Most famous quote. by srussia · · Score: 1

      I don't know the answer to those questions. I do know I hear daily about some gun being misused, or accidently fired, or used in a fit of passion... I don't often hear about people who were able to fend off murderer/rapists with their gun. Call it media bias if you want... but until I see a REAL credible study done... well... I have serious doubts that guns will make me safer. I firmly beleive, for my own family, that the odds of the kids having an accident with it, FAR exceed the odds we'll get our home invaded by a murderous/rapist. But that's just me.

      Yes, that's just you. You are absolutely entitled to act in a way that you believe serves your best interests, without harming others. So do people who believe that having a gun makes them safer.
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    52. Re:Most famous quote. by ocbwilg · · Score: 1, Insightful

      armed = citizen
      unarmed = subject
      It's so simple. What do you not understand?
      But I do feel better knowing idiots like you aren't carrying guns.


      Uh-huh. And could you please explain exactly why it is that you think that having a collection of hunting rifles, handguns, or the occasional semi-automatic weapon somehow makes you immune to having the government impose it's will on you by force? Because if it's a pissing contest between you and the government about who has the most firepower then you'll lose every time. If the government doesn't like you and wants to take you out, your guns will be about as effective in defending yourself as nerf balls. Just ask the guys at Ruby Ridge or the Branch Davidians in Waco. I assure you, the media coverage of the events did far more to prevent the government from steamrolling both groups than their ownership of large quantities of guns ever did.

      Man, it chills me to know that idiots like you are wandering around armed.

    53. Re:Most famous quote. by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      come to think of that, I never heard of a case of some burglar/rapist/robber breaking into a house at night when he might run the risk of beeing surprised by one of the inhabitants. So that gun that protects against robbers is the same as the stone that protects against tigers.

      Or as a survey found out a few years ago: Except very few places (like known drug addict meeting points), the more people are afraid of crimes in certain situations, the less dangerous that place is.

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    54. Re:Most famous quote. by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Yes, that's just you. You are absolutely entitled to act in a way that you believe serves your best interests, without harming others.

      Agreed. Operative phrase being 'without harming others'.

      So do people who believe that having a gun makes them safer.

      No. Not good enough. I'm not satisfied with letting people have guns simply because they *believe* it makes them safer. They need to be demonstrably right.

      Does it REALLY make them safer? And what is the net risk to others?

      Because if it actually increases the risk of harm, especially to others, with no appreciable real increase in their own safety (or even results in a decrease in their own safety) then no they should not be entitled to have one, regardless of what they believe.

      I'm not saying this is the case. I am in support of finding out. And I'm prepared to accept that its not a simple black & white question. Maybe some types of guns and/or circumstances do result in net satefy increase while others don't.

      But if my neighbor fired any of a large number of readily available guns with readily available ammunition at an 'honest to god psycho murderer rapist breaking in to kill him and his family' there is STILL a fairly significant chance his bullets will enter my home.

      And that's a best case application. What about all those nuts with loaded guns stashed in their homes, people with kids... that play with my kids... or yours...

    55. Re:Most famous quote. by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

      IIRC it was the assault gun ban that he took issue with. I'm sorry, but Clinton was in the right here. Citizens don't need the 'DOOM' equal of the 'BFG' to protect themselves. Those things are only of use to the military and SHOULD be banned from citizen hands.
      OTOH, the government should keep their hands off citizen rights to long guns and hand guns which ARE what most citizens own. (If you can't protect yourself with 'Dirty Harry's piece, you don't deserve to own a gun anyway!).

    56. Re:Most famous quote. by Drawsalot · · Score: 1

      And, remember... we all end up dead in the end. Nobody gets out alive- See, Chuck? The damn zombies always win.

    57. Re:Most famous quote. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. You want examples? Start reading this everyday and get ready to be shocked by the number of instances where guns are clearly used in self-defense. The reason you aren't aware of this kind of news is because mainstream media is biased towards eliminating your right to self-defense. It happens a lot more than you believe.

      2. I'll be more than happy to submit to a complete and total ban on guns, on one condition: take away government's right to use guns as well. You do believe in equal rights, don't you?

      (Think long and hard about that second point.)

    58. Re:Most famous quote. by servognome · · Score: 3, Informative

      Citizens don't need the 'DOOM' equal of the 'BFG' to protect themselves. Those things are only of use to the military and SHOULD be banned from citizen hands.
      Right, so that the people can't defend themselves from the military should it fall under less citizen friendly command.
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    59. Re:Most famous quote. by TempeTerra · · Score: 2, Funny

      Richard Stallman, is that you?

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    60. Re:Most famous quote. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "And could you please explain exactly why it is that you think that having a collection of hunting rifles, handguns, or the occasional semi-automatic weapon somehow makes you immune to having the government impose it's will on you by force?"

      As soon as you explain where he said anything like that.

      It's called a straw man and losers like you use them when you can't refute his actual point.

      "If the government doesn't like you and wants to take you out, your guns will be about as effective in defending yourself as nerf balls."

      Yeah, like those stupid Iraqis.

      Fuck off now.

    61. Re:Most famous quote. by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      I guess in good old Australia machete wielding gangs of kids don't count as violent crime...

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    62. Re:Most famous quote. by SchloggieP · · Score: 1

      Some good comments, but also some huge assumptions, like "pro-gun types actually believe that guns have magical powers to imbue people with good judgement...." Where does that come from? I don't think it is true at all, besides which it presumes that you are either able to read others' thoughts or have conducted a survey.

      I think, as a pro-gun type myself, that pro-gun types simply reason that possessing firearms is a good means of defense. If one will agree that self-defense is sometimes a necessity, there is nothing unreasonable about believing that the most effective means of self-defense should be available. Just because a gun may not always be effective is not a distinguishing characteristic of its employment: running away, a knife, screaming, etc. are all also not always effective. The "pro-gun type" simply believes that the gun is more likely to be effective than any of these other means. He may also believe that he has a right to the means, which with I agree, but that's another argument.

      Does having a gun actually make me safer?

      Only if you keep it loaded and accessible (i.e. on you).

      Am I more likely to prevent a crime with it, or is it more likely that it will enable / escalate one?

      Depends on your own lawlessness or lawfulness. Obviously, the consequences of pulling a gun are enormously high. We are talking life and death situations. I'd rather have the gun when I don't need it rather than not have it when I do.

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    63. Re:Most famous quote. by chipset · · Score: 1

      You need to respect a gun. But my gun has never scared me.

    64. Re:Most famous quote. by Jason+Levine · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So, feel free to think less of him for it (I'm sure that while he disagreed with what you had to say, he would have defended to the death your right to say it) but while you're doing so, also think about the notion that if you start to pick and choose what rights you think people ought to have, and try to redefine those rights out of existence, then someone else later will have an easier time of stripping the citizenry of the rights that YOU yourself hold dear. One need look no further than the current occupant of the white house to see such a process in action.


      Basically:

      They came for the Second Amendment by taking away our right to own a gun.
      I didn't own a gun so I remained silent.

      They came for the Fifth Amendment with warrantless wiretapping.
      I didn't think I had anything to hide so I remained silent.

      They came for the Sixth Amendment by declaring people "enemy combatants" and detaining them indefinitely without trial.
      I wanted to seem Patriotic so I remained silent.

      They came for the First Amendment with DCMA Censorship and by marking off Free Speech Zones.
      I didn't want to rock the boat so I remained silent.

      Then they came for me and I realized that I had no rights left.
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    65. Re:Most famous quote. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gun ownership stood at around 50% in Saddam's Iraq, but somehow they were all more subjects than citizens. So the Iraq example kind of proves the point. Indeed, if you assume the motives of the US are good (and I do, even if I fear the execution and sense behind them), then the Iraq example proves the worst: privately owned guns are only good for defending yourself against a democratic regime.

    66. Re:Most famous quote. by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      But my gun has never scared me.

      As I said before.

    67. Re:Most famous quote. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What, no feces on their faces? Or fed to them? No lockers?

    68. Re:Most famous quote. by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      Hope you don't live in England:

      "Legislation against selling, making, hiring or importing samurai swords in England and Wales has come into force. Those breaking the law face six months in jail and a £5,000 fine. Carrying a sword in public is already illegal. Exemptions will cover swords which are used for re-enactments or antique weapons kept on display by collectors. Eight years ago a councillor was killed by a man wielding a samurai sword in the office of Cheltenham Liberal Democrat MP Nigel Jones. Anyone found guilty of importing samurai swords will face up to seven years in prison and an unlimited fine."

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7331099.stm

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    69. Re:Most famous quote. by Draek · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, I can think of a couple of examples about what happens when you decide that a certain hundreds-of-years old document is inmutable, and use it to base all your laws. Like, say, Islam and the Qur'an.

      No, such matters should be debated on their merits alone, not defended just because some people wrote them on a piece of paper a couple hundred years ago. I don't know what mr. Heston's reasons really were, though, but I sure hope that he had better arguments for supporting gun ownership rights than "Washington did it too".

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    70. Re:Most famous quote. by Grym · · Score: 1

      See, it's stuff like that which keeps me from owning a gun. Takes to long to get ready and if you have one ready, somebody's kid might shoot themselves.

      Easy. Get a biometric gun safe for self-defense handguns and a large safe and/or trigger locks for sporting arms.

      By the way, if you're worried about what someone's(your own?) kid might do, you might be interested to know that more children die every year from accidental drownings, poisonings, fires, falls, and automobile accidents individually than from firearms. And yet, you don't see national campaigns against residential pools, stairways, outdoor decks, or "unsecured" antifreeze, Draino, or matches. Why do you think that is?

      "THINK OF THE CHILDREN!" == The new battle-cry of authoritarianism.

      -Grym

    71. Re:Most famous quote. by Zerth · · Score: 1

      Really, only samurai swords? So, if I ever moved to England, I'd have to leave one sword behind, but I will get to take my claymore, gladius, and khopesh?

      I think somebody needed to take a quick survey course on "Sharp and pointy things through the ages".

      Oops, actually, I just read the law, it covers any curved, single edged blade measuring 50 cm(~20 inches) from pommel to tip. So the khopesh is out, too, unless I sharpen the back edge.

      I wonder if one was to make a sword bent over such that the point was within 20 inches of the pommel, it would then be legal:)

    72. Re:Most famous quote. by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Well, to be perfectly honest, assuming she's trained them well, 3 huge dogs will indeed result in an increase in safety at home at least as much as a gun. Crooks tend to be cowards, so going after a house with dogs is lower on the list than a house without dogs. Even if the dog is normally a creampuff, there's often a switch when their family expresses real fear. Even a lab that will normally let children ride on it and pull it's tail without attacking will often attack in such circumstances.

      However, Dogs + Gun would be even safer, again, assuming a certain minimum level of training.

      And the gun would quickly be cheaper. 3 huge dogs probably eat a couple hundred dollars of food a month, and that's not even going into vet bills and such. They're probably 'part of the family' though, so I won't go further.

      On the other hand, I also live alone, but must travel for extended periods on occasion where I couldn't take a pet with me. I wouldn't put a pet through extended boarding, so I don't have a dog. I DO have a gun though.

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    73. Re:Most famous quote. by Grym · · Score: 1

      come to think of that, I never heard of a case of some burglar/rapist/robber breaking into a house at night when he might run the risk of beeing surprised by one of the inhabitants. So that gun that protects against robbers is the same as the stone that protects against tigers.

      This is self-defeating argument. You're saying that because deterrence prevents crimes from ever occurring in the first place that self-defense firearms serve no purpose... even if they play a role in said deterrence.

      Besides, your analogy of a (probably superstitious) tiger-proofing stone to firearms is laughable. Modern firearms are a very realistic way of defending oneself--no superstition required. A belief that one stands a better chance armed with a firearm is certainly more realistic than any security system, lock on the door, bat/knife under the bed, martial arts training, or samurai sword zip-tied to the bedpost, as another poster described.

      -Grym

    74. Re:Most famous quote. by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      What if her response had been, "What are the odds I'll be able to retreive my gun, unlock it, load it, and successfully fend off a murderer/rapist?"

      My response would be: Why are you storing a self defense weapon locked and unloaded?

      If she, living alone, still wants it locked up, there are fast open safes available that you could store the loaded weapon in. Time into the safe is under 5 seconds with a little practice.

      What percentage of people who have a gun are actually able to use it in these circumstances they imagine it will be so useful in? Any real statistics out there?

      How about 764,000 by the lowest of 9 nationwide surveys? Considering a population of 300 million, figure about half of households have a gun, so 150 million, it's about half a percent per household per year. Minimum.

      Again, what percentage of people who have a gun are involved in accidental / misuse / etc?

      Same site, about 1400 fatal accidents total in 1995 from guns. You're 700 times more likely to defend yourself with your weapon than you are to accidentally kill yourself. On the misuse side, I'd include crimes & suicides, but studies have shown that substitution is strong with suicide(IE if unable to get a gun rather than not killing themselves they'll do it in a different way). As for crimes, that's what personal defense weapons are for, and just because you criminalize guns doesn't mean that you get them out of the criminals hands, and suddenly they have a force advantage.

      In any case, I recently had a conversation with a pro-gun man. It was very civil, so no over the top rhetoric. When asked what he would do if his teenage child ever got pissed off at him, and in a fit of incredibly poor judgement takes the gun and shoots you with it. Then realizing what he's done, turns it on himself.

      Very rare, in households with legitimate guns. More frequent in households with illegal guns(IE Felon in the house, stolen, gang, etc...). Most gun owners at least try to teach their children a greater amount of personal responsability. In addition, my grandfather started squirrel hunting, unsupervised, when he was 12.

      Of course, around here I realized that you were echoing the earlier poster, so I'll simply finish with dog != gun.

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    75. Re:Most famous quote. by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Uhh, it strikes me that, if you need to defend yourself from the US military, an assault rifle will likely be of little use, what with the tanks and air-dropped napalm...

    76. Re:Most famous quote. by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Work the same odds for Australia and you will find they are about 1/10 the US number. An order of magnitude is a big difference regardless of how small the numbers are.

      Agreed, but if you look at the evidence then you'll also find that our non-gun murder rate is still higher than Australia's, though it's been closing(US murder rate has been dropping faster than Australias).

      Also, in many areas of the USA you're as safe or safer than Australia. Because of the independence of individual states and even cities in the USA, there's a broad variation between them. Consider that the places with the worst crime rates in the USA tend to be the ones with the most restrictive gun control laws. DC is close to the top of the list year after year, for example.

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    77. Re:Most famous quote. by Grym · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You know, I'm not going to refute much of what you said. It's true: Modern political discourse on such topics as gun control is rife with hyperbole and the statements of ignorance.

      Pro-gun types actually beleive that guns have magical powers to imbue people with good judgment, so if guns are given to THEM, they will somehow magically be immune from ever 'misusing' it or using it 'accidentally'.

      My personal experience has been quite the opposite. Pro-gun control people are, generally, less personally experienced with firearms and more likely to hold unrealistic or unfounded beliefs regarding firearms for the simple reason that their primary exposure is from dramatized movies and TV shows in which firearms are deus-ex-machina plot-devices or talismans of power which can only exist in the hands of "Bad Guys" and the police. Things like the Brady Bill only confirm this belief in that they ban what laypeople THINK makes a firearm dangerous (foldable stocks, pistol grips, bayonets, black stocks, etc.) and not what actually DOES make them dangerous (kinetic energy, accuracy, training, etc.)

      -Grym

    78. Re:Most famous quote. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hence the reason why your post is listed as a troll.

    79. Re:Most famous quote. by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >>See, it's stuff like that which keeps me from owning a gun. Takes to long to get ready and if you have one ready, somebody's kid might shoot themselves.

      See, it's stuff like that which keeps me from owning a:
      -swimming pool or hot tub
      -swingset
      -hammer
      -electrical outlet
      -car or truck
      -anything made out of glass
      -climbable tree
      -pet
      -knife
      -rope
      -paint or other chemical
      -soldering iron
      -aspirin or other OTC drugs
      -5-gallon bucket
      -charcoal grill
      -washing machine or dryer
      -large freezer
      -baseballs or bats
      -stairs
      -powerful magnets
      -matches

      The number one killer for kids 5-14 is accidents (mostly vehicle accidents). Anything and everything that can possibly kill someone, HAS killed someone. 5-gallon buckets have that infant warning sticker on the side for a reason (also mandated by law). I understand the desire to childproof the home, but there is NO such thing as childproof. Haven't you people ever been 5-14 before? My 14-year-old cousin killed himself. I knew how to pick locks at that age. Some of my friends were already starting to experiment with drugs.

      My point is that we cannot surrender our every right and privilege in the name of protecting a demographic that has proven consistently to have no other aim in life besides getting hurt and disobeying simple commands. I feel absolutely terrible for any family that has had to work through the loss of a child (been there); however, it bugs me that on BOTH sides of the debate, guns are imbued with special powers and emotional baggage that turns them into semi-human enemies/saviors. They are pieces of metal, people. If violence scares you, then come to grips with violence, not guns. If violence turns you on, then you need to come to grips with that. Anyone with a fierce opinion in this debate needs to take a fearless inventory of their own emotional baggage and discern their real agenda. I'm not saying that one side is inherently more correct than the other.

      For the record, I believe in waiting periods, gun registration, background checks, submitting factory fired bullets to law enforcement, etc. I believe that once those conditions are met, and safety standards are continued to be met, guns should be available to those who want them.

      Of course I also think that kids shouldn't drive until they're 18, so whatever. My social contract would place a lot more responsibility on individuals than our current one.

      -b

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    80. Re:Most famous quote. by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      the right to bear arms, and more

      Well, no, the specific text of the amendment is:

      "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."

      And there's been a great deal of debate as to the choice of the phrase "A well regulated militia". Some have chosen to interpret the amendment as a blanket statement protecting the right to bear arms for all citizens. But not everyone agrees with that.

    81. Re:Most famous quote. by bickerdyke · · Score: 1
      The analogy is only flawed when it comes to the amount of damage a stone on a string can do compared to a firearm (had those listen in some other posting). But at least over here, both are deterrencees against non existing threads. (I guess I'd recall if a case of an armed burglar entering a house and actually finding someone there would have been on the news)

      A belief that one stands a better chance armed with a firearm is certainly more realistic than any security system, lock on the door, bat/knife under the bed, martial arts training, or samurai sword zip-tied to the bedpost, as another poster described. But perhaps less realistic than the chance of mistaking your husband on his way home from a pub crawl for a robber.

      Granted, a gun may be a tool for self defense or deterrence, but often it might be more dangerous than what you originaly were afraid of. Cause when comparing dangers, you have to factor in the possibility of the dangerous event happening at all.
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    82. Re:Most famous quote. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm always curious as to why people always think that the right to bear arms is intended as a measure to protect yourself against criminals. Though that is a use, it is likely not the intended use of such a right.

      The true intent of having rights to keep and bear arms is to protect yourself from the government, if such an occasion should arise. The founders of America realized that their rules were not perfect, and left this in there as a last resort to the people when faced with a government that has become unjust.

      I guess people use the former argument as being the reason for the right, since it is quite easy to repudiate the need for such. However, most find it quite difficult to argue against a right to overthrow unjust governments.

    83. Re:Most famous quote. by King_TJ · · Score: 1

      I don't know the answer to those questions either. "Does having a gun make me safer, or is it more likely to get me or someone I love killed?" But I'd argue that it doesn't matter, really. What I *do* know is that I wish to live in a nation where I'm legally allowed to make these types of choices for myself.

      If you don't feel that it's wise to keep a gun around in your home, then by all means, don't do it!

      Regardless, some people out there do some REALLY stupid things. We just had some idiot around here make the national news because he decided it'd be a good idea to use his shotgun in place of a drill to put a hole in his house to run the cabling for his new satellite dish. He wound up shooting and killing his wife in the process.

      I have to think people like that will eventually do something equally stupid, even without the gun in the equation.... That's a horrible reason to outlaw guns for everybody.

    84. Re:Most famous quote. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many folks keep forgetting the other reason the 2nd Amendment exists, It's harder for a government to run roughshod over the right of armed citizens. Unarmed people are at the mercy of their government. This country was founded by people who felt their government (the Crown) was abusive. After protests were ineffective, they used their arms to enforce their rights. The founding fathers made sure to include that right to protect the new nation of citizens from the new government.

    85. Re:Most famous quote. by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      I think it's more racism than anything else.

      Question: If the dead guy in question had been killed with a claymore, would a similar law banning straight, 2 edged weapons be proposed?

      Answer: Hell no - too many of those hanging over mantelpieces all over England.

      This is the same logic as those advocating "assault weapons" bans in the US: some weapons just look scawy, and being afraid of them, they use weapons at their disposal - money and influence - to eliminate the perceived threat. What they won't admit in public, or even to themselves, is that they aren't really afraid of the weapon but of people with the skill and knowledge on how to use them. they believe that by removing the weapon, they will neuter the person, eliminating them as a threat. But people aren't dangerous because of their weapons, but in the knowledge and willpower to apply force.

      Put another way, ask MS-13 and the Rwandans about machetes - you don't need a gun to kill.

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    86. Re:Most famous quote. by bravo_2_0 · · Score: 1

      This has to be one of the worst arguments for gun ownership EVER. I am all for the right to bare arms but to say that you need a gun in case the military ever turns on it's citizens is just rediculous.

      So what will you be using against the tanks? How about the planes and helicopter gunships? So when a division of 1000 troops comes at your town will you be holding them off with your .22 pistol?

      There are plenty of reasons for gun ownership, this is not one of them.

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    87. Re:Most famous quote. by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      No, such matters should be debated on their merits alone, not defended just because some people wrote them on a piece of paper a couple hundred years ago.

      I, personally, support the right to bear arms because I believe it to be necessary for man (and I use that word in its gender neutral sense--women need that right just as much, if not more) to have the right to defend himself--be it from a wild animal, his fellow man, his government, or some foreign power. I do not believe in it simply because someone wrote it down a few hundred years ago. I'd like to think that Heston felt the same way, and I think his marching with Dr. King points in that direction.

      I agree with you, though--matters should be debated on the merits. Most proponents of gun control do not want to debate the issue on it's merits, or follow the process--it's usually "ZOMG! Think of the childrens!!!11one" Again, like it or not, our constitution is the supreme law of the land, and not just a piece of paper the way some in the white house would have you believe. It cannot, MUST NOT simply be circumvented! The men who wrote our Constitution were pretty bright guys though, and knew that it would not (could not!) possibly cover every situation. Their solution to this was to allow the document to be changed, and they included a process for doing so.

      If you can ignore this process for the right to bear arms, what does that say about free speech? Freedom of religion? Or any other freedoms you hold dear?

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      What part of "shall not be infringed" is so hard to understand?
    88. Re:Most famous quote. by DikSeaCup · · Score: 1

      Actually, Robin Williams made that joke somewhere along the line ...

    89. Re:Most famous quote. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, just like in Iraq, where the military was able to crush the opposition and bring peace within days of their arrival.

    90. Re:Most famous quote. by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      And there's been a great deal of debate as to the choice of the phrase "A well regulated militia". Some have chosen to interpret the amendment as a blanket statement protecting the right to bear arms for all citizens. But not everyone agrees with that.

      I understand that not everyone agrees with that. I keep coming back to the idea, though, that anybody focusing on that bit of prose--to the point where they believe that it trumps what is clearly labeled a "right of the people"--is usually doing so in a vacuum.

      Have you ever gone through the writings of the people who founded our nation, and their thoughts on the right to bear arms? Have you ever looked at the phrase "well regulated militia" through the meaning of the time, instead of the definition of "regulate" as it is understood today? How about state constitutions of the same vintage? Most of them have a similar provision, some less ambiguous (and some more ambiguous, to be sure.) How about the notion that the Constitution defines a federal government of limited powers, and none of those powers appears to allow it to disarm the people? Even if there is no explicit right to bear arms defined in the second amendment (and I disagree completely with such a position) what about the ninth and the tenth?

      Focusing on the entirety of the issue, I find it hard to come to another conclusion other than that there is a right of the people to keep and bear arms (for defense of themselves and the state) that is NOT subject to infringement by the federal government (now whether or not the individual states may do so is another question, and this would seem to be a 14th amendment issue that has, so far, not been addressed by the supreme court.)

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      What part of "shall not be infringed" is so hard to understand?
    91. Re:Most famous quote. by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

      However, Dogs + Gun would be even safer, again, assuming a certain minimum level of training.

      Safest would be dogs + bees assuming you train the dogs to shoot bees when they bark.

    92. Re:Most famous quote. by TheWoozle · · Score: 1

      Did the American Revolutionary army outnumber and out-gun the British army? Did the French citizenry have more firepower than the French army at the start of the French Revolution?

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      Insisting on "correct" English is like saying that there is only one, definitive recipe for chili.
    93. Re:Most famous quote. by srussia · · Score: 1

      "Agreed. Operative phrase being 'without harming others'.

      But then you jump from "without harming others" to "actually increases the risk of harm, especially to others, with no appreciable real increase in their own safety"

      "Harming others" is not the same as "risk of harming others". Heck, even attempted murder is not the same as murder.

      Merely owning a gun does not harm others; it may increase the risk of that but, no harm, no foul.

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      Set your phasers on "funky"!
    94. Re:Most famous quote. by brkello · · Score: 1

      I think you make good points. It is just when you get to the end of what you are saying that bothers me. What you said reminds me of the old "slippery slope" argument. In other words, if you allow any laws to be placed on something, then more laws will become easier and then that things will be banned forever. This is a load of crap. Certain gun laws are good and using the "slippery slope" argument is dishonest and vile. There are plenty of loopholes that need to be fixed and some anti-gun laws can be good. I don't think you mind the fact that citizens are banned from having rocket launchers. Obviously, it is where the line is drawn that is important. That is where I didn't agree with Heston...his line was way too far over on the irrational side of things.

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    95. Re:Most famous quote. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IIRC it was the assault gun ban that he took issue with. I'm sorry, but Clinton was in the right here. Citizens don't need the 'DOOM' equal of the 'BFG' to protect themselves.


      You're an idiot. Read the part about the Ruger Mini-14 versus the M16 and grow a brain. There was no rationale behind the ban, just a bunch of knee-jerking cowards who know little, if anything, about weapons.

      And I say this as a "Blue Dog" or Southern Democrat, not some right wing extremist. Do civilians need a weapon that can go fully cyclic? Of course not. Is it right to arbitrarily ban a weapon that yields one round per trigger pull because it resembles another weapon? Uh no.

      Just the fact that you cited "Doom" with regard to a serious matter pretty much sums it up. Get out of the basement and get a job already.
    96. Re:Most famous quote. by Belial6 · · Score: 1
      Your response validates my point. When you try to turn it around, virtually all of them are wrong. Your examples make no sense.

      When asked what she would do if someone broke into her home to rape and murder her and her children, her response was simply, and genuinely: "I've decided that that won't happen to me."

      I guess you think that sounds pretty nutters doesn't it?

      Yes, yes it does.

      What if her response had been, "What are the odds I'll be able to retrieve my gun, unlock it, load it, and successfully fend off a murderer/rapist?"

      What percentage of people who have a gun are actually able to use it in these circumstances they imagine it will be so useful in? Any real statistics out there?

      What if her response had been, "What if I had a gun, and it was stolen while I was out, and used to shoot a small child?" or "What if I had a gun, and one of those children you were so concerned about accidently shot the other one with it?"

      Again, what percentage of people who have a gun are involved in accidental / misuse / etc?

      In other words, what percentage of guns end up actually used to prevent a crime vs end up being used to commit one and/or are involved in accidental shootings?

      What if the number involved in crimes / accidental shootings significantly exceeds the number that actually actively prevented crimes... ??

      If she had said any of those, we could have had a sane conversation. She did not. What she said was that her magic powers would protect her. That is as you say.. "nutters".

      Of course, if she had said those things, she would still be wrong. Anyone with actual familiarity with guns beyond what they have seen in anti-gun pamphlets knows that guns very rarely need to be fired to protect you. Gun use statistics do not, and cannot count the number of times that an unfired gun protects someone. Trying to pretend that the number of reported incidents is even close the the actual number of times that a gun has protected someone is simply dishonest. Of course even that is not relevant to your comment, as your comment shows the dishonesty of the anti-gun folks. You answered the accusation of magic being a protection being insane with unrelated comments. Not one of the items in the proceeding paragraph are arguments that support the absolutely insane premise that mere force of will will keep a person from being a victim of violent crime. If you wanted to be honest, you would have acknowledged that force of will is not a form of self defense. You would have distanced yourself from her argument instead of defending her.

      In any case, I recently had a conversation with a pro-gun man. It was very civil, so no over the top rhetoric. When asked what he would do if his teenage child ever got pissed off at him, and in a fit of incredibly poor judgment takes the gun and shoots you with it. Then realizing what he's done, turns it on himself.

      His response was simply "I've that decide that won't happen to me." When followed up with a "What?" He explained that people decide to have those things happen to them, [when they choose ineffective parenting approaches, and fail to teach their children proper respect of guns], and that he had chosen not to have that happen to anyone in his family.

      You are a liar. You did not have that conversation. This again shows the dishonesty of the anti-gun folks. You are more than willing to lie to try to make a point that is simply wrong.

      Pro-gun types actually believe that guns have magical powers to imbue people with good judgment, so if guns are given to THEM, they will somehow magically be immune from ever 'misusing' it or using it 'accidentally'.

      Again, you are a lair. You have never met a single pro-gun advocate that believes guns have magical powers to imbue people with good judgment. Not one.

      One thing that always

    97. Re:Most famous quote. by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      The military in Iraq is *greatly* limited in the operations it can perform against the civilian populace. But if the military had freedom to do whatever it wished, it *could* carpet bomb, say, Basra, which would probably weaken the resolve of the insurgents.

    98. Re:Most famous quote. by NeilTheStupidHead · · Score: 1

      If you're scared of guns, you're an idiot.

      Firearms must be treated with caution and respect. I have been handling weapons for a very long time and I have never seen one spontaneously discharge. Any accidental discharges that I have seen are the result of poor maintanence (dirt build up causing the trigger to 'stick'), bad handling (dropping) or poor judgement (pulling the trigger to see if the weapon was loaded). I have never seen a weapon that was properly and respectfully treated discharge at any time other than when it's operator intended.

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    99. Re:Most famous quote. by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Some good comments, but also some huge assumptions, like "pro-gun types actually believe that guns have magical powers to imbue people with good judgement...." Where does that come from?

      Read the post to which I replied. It was a tongue in cheek response to the anecdote there. I wasn't serious.

      The "pro-gun type" simply believes that the gun is more likely to be effective than any of these other means.

      But are they right? And if they're wrong, what then?

      Only if you keep it loaded and accessible (i.e. on you).

      Does that really make me safer though. Or does it just increase the risk someone is going to get shot and killed needlessly? I don't dispute there are situations where it could save a life, but on balance is it more likely its actually going to save one or needlessly end one?

      Some twit in this thread pointed me to a 'pro-gun' site, where a news story featured prominently involved a clerk who shot and killed a fleeing robber. To me that's a total failure, if the robber was already fleeing his life wasn't in danger anymore, and pulling the trigger not only killed someone who was no longer a threat to him, but also put anyone else in the vicinity at risk. It was completely irresponsible gun use... and the pro-guns were celebrating him like a hero.

      I'd rather have the gun when I don't need it rather than not have it when I do.

      Of course.

      And provided you never get angry, drunk, or stupid, and the one time you do need it you actually hit your target instead of the little girl living accross the street... then I'd be happy with that. And while -you- might be level headed and responsible enough... I KNOW there are a lot of people who aren't, and even then no amount of being responsible is going to gaurantee one your shots isn't going to go astray and take out an innocent bystander.

      I'd like credible evidence that giving you (and everyone else who wants one) a gun is genuinely more likely to save lives rather than end someone elses needlessly. Believing that to be true simply isn't enough.

    100. Re:Most famous quote. by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      I keep coming back to the idea, though, that anybody focusing on that bit of prose--to the point where they believe that it trumps what is clearly labeled a "right of the people"--is usually doing so in a vacuum.

      Funny, you just picked out another deeply-debated point: the definition of the term "the people", in the context of the second amendment. Is that an individual person? Or is that the people, as a group, say, a part of a well-regulated militia?

      Have you ever gone through the writings of the people who founded our nation, and their thoughts on the right to bear arms?

      I haven't, but many legal and historical scholars have, and only until recently have they decided that the second amendment may actually be an individual, as opposed to collective, right.

      Even if there is no explicit right to bear arms defined in the second amendment (and I disagree completely with such a position) what about the ninth and the tenth?

      Argue it that way if you will, but no gun advocate does. They rely on the second amendment. And my point is that not everyone agrees it says what you think it says. And that is the entirety of my point.

      As for the other amendments, all that does is move things to a state level. The problem is, gun advocates would much prefer the second amendment to be an affirmative declaration of individual gun ownership rights, because then state laws cannot be written to regulate gun ownership.

    101. Re:Most famous quote. by vux984 · · Score: 1

      You know, I'm not going to refute much of what you said. It's true: Modern political discourse on such topics as gun control is rife with hyperbole and the statements of ignorance.

      You do realize I was parodying the parent post with my 'magical powers of good judgement', right?

      That said, you raise good points. I agree the gun-control crowd is plenty loopy. But I see equally bad logic coming from the pro-gun crowd too.. their are lunatic fringes in both camps... but frankly, its the lunatic fringe with a loaded gun under their pillow that scares me more. My kids might play in that house one day...

    102. Re:Most famous quote. by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Merely owning a gun does not harm others; it may increase the risk of that but, no harm, no foul.

      By increasing the risk, in aggregate accross thousands of gun owners, there is plenty of 'harm and foul'. The question remains, is the harm that *will* be caused, really less than the harm that is averted?

    103. Re:Most famous quote. by Khaed · · Score: 1

      You obviously don't know what the assault weapon ban actually banned. This is common among its supporters.

      It did not ban the equivalent of the "BFG" or any sort of military rifle. It did not ban fully automatic weapons -- those were regulated in 1938. Many of the things it banned were cosmetic features.

      But don't let the facts get in the way of your spiel about Doom and the BFG.

    104. Re:Most famous quote. by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      It is true that if she trained them well, she would increase safety. Unfortunately, she is like most dog owners, so the dogs are not trained well. Fortunately, she DOES have very good fences, so I do not feel unsafe living next door. My point is not that dog are inherently a bad weapon. It is just that they ARE a weapon. They are a weapon that can be very dangerous, and unlike guns, most people don't recognize this simple fact.

      I will disagree on the statement that "Crooks tend to be cowards". Not because it isn't true, but because it implies that crooks are more cowardly than your average person. I do believe that PEOPLE tend to be cowards and that crooks are a subset of people. Crooks are more likely to move to the next house because like most people, they take the path of least resistance. It is the same reason that they are more likely to move to the next house if someone is at home, there are NRA, or Home Security stickers on the windows, or any thing else that might increase their chance of getting caught or having to put in extra effort.

      I agree Dogs + Gun is safer. (Given responsible ownership of both) We can go farther and say that Dogs + Gun + security system is safer still. Keep adding ways to protect your home, and you keep getting safer.

      "They're probably 'part of the family' though, so I won't go further."

      This is where the problem with dogs begins. There is a growing percentage of the population that has gone insane. They can no longer completely differentiate between dogs and people. They really do see dogs as part of their family, and do not comprehend that a dog will behave like a dog. They really think that their dogs have brains equivalent to humans. This means that they try to treat their dogs like people, which does not work for proper training. Anecdotally, while standing in front of a previous home, talking to a neighbor, the neighbor was telling me how his three legged dog had really good lines, and that if the dog had not lost one of it's legs, it would make a very good show dog. Another neighbor that was that was there got very offended by this comment. He exclaimed to us that 'that's racist, they can't discriminate againt him just because he lost a leg!', and rode off in a huff. Now clearly this gentleman did not know what the word 'racist' meant, but he also clearly did not completely understand that a dog is not a human.

      "On the other hand, I also live alone, but must travel for extended periods on occasion where I couldn't take a pet with me. I wouldn't put a pet through extended boarding, so I don't have a dog. I DO have a gun though."

      It sounds like you made a sound decision based on your circumstances. It is unfortunate that more people cannot do the same. I personally won't own a dog because I know that I will not put the time and effort into properly training it, and thus it would be irresponsible for me to own one. It amazes me how many people take that as a statement of not liking dogs.

    105. Re:Most famous quote. by Weedlekin · · Score: 1

      "armed = citizen
      unarmed = subject"

      If this is the case, then please explain how Saddam Hussein managed to rule Iraq with a fist of iron when gun ownership was not only allowed during his hegemony, but so common that volleys of AK-47 shots were (and still are) a common sight at weddings and other celebrations.

      Clue stick: Saddam's boys fielded tanks, artillery, attack helicopters, poison gas, and all sorts of other things that even crappy armies tend to have, let alone really amazing ones like that of the US. So unless your right to bear arms includes RPGs, RADAR-guided AAA, and other sorts of devices that can be used against heavy armour and attacks from the air, any potential dictator and his forces will roll over a group that's wielding hand weapons in a few seconds without taking any casualties at all.

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      I'm not going to change your sheets again, Mr. Hastings.
    106. Re:Most famous quote. by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Unless you are also an anti:

      swimming pool
      electrical outlet
      toaster
      car
      bus
      bicycling
      rock climbing
      pedestrian around cars
      rope
      any other item or activities that regularly kill people involved with them


      Type, you obviously believe in some kind of magic surrounding guns. If you really are anti-anything that can easily kill you, you should know that you are a very rare breed. I know I would find it very difficult being surrounded by things I hate 100% of the time. I would also find it interesting to hear how hard you find it living in modern times without electricity, fire, or water, as well as what hurdles you have had to jump to implement IPoAC. Did you stick with RFC 1149 or did you implement RFC 2549?

    107. Re:Most famous quote. by vux984 · · Score: 1

      ...You are a liar. You did not have that conversation.... Of course that was completely made up you twit. Based on the fact that you took an obvious parody of the parent post and decided "I'm a liar" suggests you aren't even worth the time to continue talking to. Obviously you do think you know the answers. If you didn't, you wouldn't be willing to lie to push your anti-gun agenda. No. I put that parody up to counterpoint the equally irrational argument put forth by the anti-gun nut. Their are lunatic fringes in both camps. The fact that mine was a parody of the parents doesn't detract in the least that there are plenty of pro-gun people out there that have irrational beleifs about how safe their gun makes them. Personally, I am firmly in the undecided category as to whether guns increase safety or not. It is a rare gun owner that thinks a few big dogs in the yard are ineffectual. Vary rare. Good point. That's the trouble with parody, I was somewhat constrained by the form of what I was parodying; I could have deviated further to make a more credible point, but: a) that would have undermined the parody b) i wasn't trying to make a credible point. I was illustrating that their are irrational nuts on both sides of the fence, so the fact that the argument was illogical didn't really matter. Of course, your comment shows that you understand the media bias and were trying to prevent that from being pointed out. No my comment shows that I recognize that there IS a media bias. You seem bound and determined to paint me as someone whose trying to head off rational debate. I acknowledged the obvious hole in my own observation, because I know full well that what I see in the paper is not representative of what goes on. But not only does it not get reported when a gun prevents a crime, it doesn't get reported when the crimes goes by unprevented either. If the local 7-11 gets robbed I don't hear about it. If the local 7-11 is attempted to be robbed buy some citizen chases them out with a gun I don't hear about that either. I fully recognize that I only hear about incidents where that civilian ends up shooting them. I would not want to try to convince anyone that they or their families could responsibly handle guns, when they don't want to own them, any more than I would want to try to convince someone that they can drive if they don't believe the can, and don't want to drive. But what if guns is like driving drunk, where the people who think they're able to do it safely are just deluding themselves and are posing a risk to everyone. Just because you THINK your safe doesn't mean you are. Please understand I'm not saying you are wrong. But simply proclaiming you are right doesn't make you right. Anyone with actual familiarity with guns beyond what they have seen in anti-gun pamphlets knows that guns very rarely need to be fired to protect you. Gun use statistics do not, and cannot count the number of times that an unfired gun protects someone. So... what about knives, tasers, mace, baseball bats? What percentage of situations where a gun has protected somebody could have been handled by a far less [potentially] lethal alternative? If I use a gun to scare away a burglar... is that really a pro-gun argument? In reality most burglars flee if they are confronted. My father once chased a burglar out with a hammer while in his underwear, without his much needed glasses on... Trying to pretend that the number of reported incidents is even close the the actual number of times that a gun has protected someone is simply dishonest. The question remains, what percentage of those incidents actually hinged on there being a gun present. Perhaps ANY weapon would have been equally sufficient in most circumstances? Perhaps less lethal weapons like tasers would suffice in 99% of those incidents.

    108. Re:Most famous quote. by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Aaarg... sorry for the double post... damn slashdot formatting... ...You are a liar. You did not have that conversation....

      Of course that was completely made up you twit.

      Based on the fact that you took an obvious parody of the parent post and decided "I'm a liar" suggests you aren't even worth the time to continue talking to.

      Obviously you do think you know the answers. If you didn't, you wouldn't be willing to lie to push your anti-gun agenda.

      No. I put that parody up to counterpoint the equally irrational argument put forth by the anti-gun nut. Their are lunatic fringes in both camps. The fact that mine was a parody of the parents doesn't detract in the least that there are plenty of pro-gun people out there that have irrational beleifs about how safe their gun makes them.

      Personally, I am firmly in the undecided category as to whether guns increase safety or not.

      It is a rare gun owner that thinks a few big dogs in the yard are ineffectual. Vary rare.

      Good point. That's the trouble with parody, I was somewhat constrained by the form of what I was parodying; I could have deviated further to make a more credible point, but:

      a) that would have undermined the parody
      b) i wasn't trying to make a credible point. I was illustrating that their are irrational nuts on both sides of the fence, so the fact that the argument was illogical didn't really matter.

      Of course, your comment shows that you understand the media bias and were trying to prevent that from being pointed out.

      No my comment shows that I recognize that there IS a media bias. You seem bound and determined to paint me as someone whose trying to head off rational debate. I acknowledged the obvious hole in my own observation, because I know full well that what I see in the paper is not representative of what goes on. But not only does it not get reported when a gun prevents a crime, it doesn't get reported when the crimes goes by unprevented either. If the local 7-11 gets robbed I don't hear about it. If the local 7-11 is attempted to be robbed buy some citizen chases them out with a gun I don't hear about that either. I fully recognize that I only hear about incidents where that civilian ends up shooting them.

      I would not want to try to convince anyone that they or their families could responsibly handle guns, when they don't want to own them, any more than I would want to try to convince someone that they can drive if they don't believe the can, and don't want to drive.

      But what if guns is like driving drunk, where the people who think they're able to do it safely are just deluding themselves and are posing a risk to everyone. Just because you THINK your safe doesn't mean you are. Please understand I'm not saying you are wrong. But simply proclaiming you are right doesn't make you right.

      Anyone with actual familiarity with guns beyond what they have seen in anti-gun pamphlets knows that guns very rarely need to be fired to protect you. Gun use statistics do not, and cannot count the number of times that an unfired gun protects someone.

      So... what about knives, tasers, mace, baseball bats? What percentage of situations where a gun has protected somebody could have been handled by a far less [potentially] lethal alternative? If I use a gun to scare away a burglar... is that really a pro-gun argument? In reality most burglars flee if they are confronted. My father once chased a burglar out with a hammer while in his underwear, without his much needed glasses on...

      Trying to pretend that the number of reported incidents is even close the the actual number of times that a gun has protected someone is simply dishonest.

      The question remains, what percentage of those incidents actually hinged on there being a gun present. Perhaps ANY weapon would have been equally sufficient in most circumstances? Perhaps less lethal weapons like tasers would suffice in 99% of those incidents.

    109. Re:Most famous quote. by srussia · · Score: 1

      By increasing the risk, in aggregate accross thousands of gun owners, there is plenty of 'harm and foul'. The question remains, is the harm that *will* be caused, really less than the harm that is averted? We might as well just go fishing at this point, given the can of worms you just opened up by broaching the notion of (in your argument, "actuarian") causality. :-)

      Oblig. Wiki primer: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Causality
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      Set your phasers on "funky"!
    110. Re:Most famous quote. by James+McGuigan · · Score: 1

      From a UK perspective, gun control mostly works if its fairly tight and almost nobody has a gun, and the system has been in place for a long time. Of course those who are determined can get one, but its still fairly rare (though recent media reports suggest there are growing numbers of guns in the UK).

      For pre-mediated murders, gun ownership doesn't make a big difference (a knife is just as effective).

      But in an tense incident, if there is a gun in the scene, its likely to get used, thus vastly increasing the chance of someone (the attacker, victim or bystander) accidentally getting killed or seriously hurt, compared to there being no gun.

      Taking guns away from the law abiding citizens may not work, unless you can take almost all of the guns away from all the people.

    111. Re:Most famous quote. by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      "I put that parody up to counterpoint the equally irrational argument put forth by the anti-gun nut"

      You failed. Why? Because your parody did not show what pro-gun people say. Yes, your statements sounded absurd. The thing is, those arguments are ONLY used by the anti-gun folks. I call you a liar because your 'parody' did not represent what the other side says. It made no point whatsoever, unless you were trying to reinforce that the anti-gun folks tend to be speak without thinking. I don't think that is what you were trying to do. You made up a situation that neither happened, nor has anything like it happened. So, even if your 'parody' was not a lie, surely when you said "equally irrational argument put forth by the anti-gun nut." (I assume you meant pro-gun nut, as anti-gun nut makes no sense.) you were lying, as you will be hard pressed to find a single pro-gun person that will make the argument you attribute to them. I would go so far as to say that it has never been made. The original, anti-gun argument is made with regular frequency though.

      "i wasn't trying to make a credible point. I was illustrating that their are irrational nuts on both sides of the fence, so the fact that the argument was illogical didn't really matter."

      And you didn't. Taking a statement that is regularly made by one group, and comparing it to a statement that is never made by another does not in any way show that there are irrational nuts on both sides.

      "But what if guns is like driving drunk, where the people who think they're able to do it safely are just deluding themselves and are posing a risk to everyone. Just because you THINK your safe doesn't mean you are. Please understand I'm not saying you are wrong. But simply proclaiming you are right doesn't make you right."

      This is a very poor argument, since you just pulled it out of your ass. There is no reason to believe that it is the case. If you believe it, you would also have to support the idea that the same holds true for electrical outlets, stoves, and power tools. Heck, if your going to use your logic, you should fear, fluffy bunnies, cotton balls, and marshmallows. Your premise requires that either guns act on their own or guns magically force people to shoot each other. A gun is a tool. I don't think this is disputed. Just as a stove is a tool. If you misuse either of them, someone can die. If you don't misuse them, no one will die unless that is your intent.

      "So... what about knives, tasers, mace, baseball bats? What percentage of situations where a gun has protected somebody could have been handled by a far less [potentially] lethal alternative? If I use a gun to scare away a burglar... is that really a pro-gun argument? In reality most burglars flee if they are confronted. My father once chased a burglar out with a hammer while in his underwear, without his much needed glasses on..."

      "The question remains, what percentage of those incidents actually hinged on there being a gun present. Perhaps ANY weapon would have been equally sufficient in most circumstances? Perhaps less lethal weapons like tasers would suffice in 99% of those incidents."

      You don't seem to understand how violence works. We have all of recorded history to see that the powerful attack those they believe they can win against. While there have been a few recorded incidents of people attacking those that they believe will beat them, it is very rare. In fact, it could be argued that doing so is evidence of insanity. The gun brought parity between the physically weak and the physically strong. So, would a knife be as effective as a gun? That depends on:

      size of the attacker
      the size of the defender
      whether the attacker believes the defender is willing to kill them
      whether the defender can effectively use the knife
      whether the attacker believes the defender can effectively use the knife


      The same would be true for any other weapon. Heck, the whole point of a weapon is to

    112. Re:Most famous quote. by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      I could tell who wrote this without even looking at the author attribute!

      Classic JockTroll post.

    113. Re:Most famous quote. by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      This gets "insightful?" A moderator can agree with someone; that doesn't mean that person's comment deserves to be modded up.

    114. Re:Most famous quote. by religious+freak · · Score: 1

      And you get an insightful mod?

      Sounds like you don't have any kind of logical response and just wish to troll...

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    115. Re:Most famous quote. by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      I have never seen a weapon that was properly and respectfully treated discharge at any time other than when it's operator intended.

      I always thought guns just "went off" spontaneously. I had no idea that an "operator" was involved. Thanks for explaining that. So no chance these "operators" would ever point their weapon at me and "intend" to pull the trigger, then. Of course not.

    116. Re:Most famous quote. by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      you obviously believe in some kind of magic surrounding guns

      More stupid unfounded generalisations about people who disagree with you. You gun nuts are a bunch of psychotic loonies (said with the same authority as your characterisations).

    117. Re:Most famous quote. by ocbwilg · · Score: 1

      Yeah, like those stupid Iraqis.

      Hey, if you want to play suicide bomber, be my guest. I promise I won't stand in your way (literally or figuratively).

      It's called a straw man and losers like you use them when you can't refute his actual point.
      Fuck off now.


      The last time that I checked, swearing was also used by "losers" when they can't refute the actual point. Not only that, but the inability to respond without swearing is generally taken to be a sign of a little mind. Perhaps that's why you didn't comprehend that he/she very clearly tried to equate gun ownership with not being subject to the whims of the government. I simply pointed out just how wrong he/she was.

    118. Re:Most famous quote. by ocbwilg · · Score: 1

      Did the American Revolutionary army outnumber and out-gun the British army? Did the French citizenry have more firepower than the French army at the start of the French Revolution?

      No, but the British and French armies were not significantly better equipped than the American and French citizenry. They all had muskets and rifles. The government had cannons, which were difficult to deploy and use against anything but other armies. The revolutionaries eventually captured cannons too. But in both cases they didn't have to contend with a government that could literally drop a smart bomb through their front door from 20,000 feet that levelled their house and did minimal damage to the surrounding neighborhood. Or tanks, APVs, helicopter gunships, rocket launchers, or any of a number of other lethal and non-lethal weapons systems. The gap between what weapons a civilian "revolutionary" can acquire and what weapons a government force can acquire is tremendous these days. Civilians wouldn't have a chance, armed, unarmed, or otherwise.

    119. Re:Most famous quote. by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Heh, the six states of Australia cooperate in a similar fashion to the USA, they all have their own constitution, elections, parliment, budget, police, prisons, ect. Our capital city (Canberra) has it's own bit of territory called the ACT (Australian Capital Territory), it's function is similar to Washington DC but it's located in the middle of nowhere. The premiers of all six states had to agree to the national gun laws before they could be enacted.

      We have only been federated about 100yrs, have never had a civil war, and had a 'white Australia' policy up until the 60's. Despite our apparent homogenous appearnce there are cutlural, legal and language differences between the states, admittedly they are hard to spot unless your an Aussie.

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    120. Re:Most famous quote. by servognome · · Score: 1

      The military would also be greatly limited in operations against it's own people.

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    121. Re:Most famous quote. by servognome · · Score: 1

      So what will you be using against the tanks? How about the planes and helicopter gunships?
      If tanks and gunships are needed, there is already a level of political victory.

      So when a division of 1000 troops comes at your town will you be holding them off with your .22 pistol?
      No but if I had an assault rifle to help level the playing field, then perhaps taking out a dozen or so of those troops will lend pause to the government and those that follow.

      There are plenty of reasons for gun ownership, this is not one of them.
      It is the central reason. We can't always expect organizations to behave benevolently, especially with regards to personal freedom. The only way to ensure such freedom is to defend it - through words, political action, and ultimately with a gun.

      The US didn't lose in Vietnam because of any losses on the battlefield, after years of conflict people realized it just wasn't worth it.
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    122. Re:Most famous quote. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Your attempt to tie acting and religeon failed miserably.
      There were many 'moses' of the day, many men trying to make their rules the 'way things are done'
        during the period.

      He just happened to be on the winning side. And we know who writes history, right?

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    123. Re:Most famous quote. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      What kind of stupid logic is that?
      Since the US has one of the lowest crime rates in the world, you post may not have the impact you desired.

      Sure we have more gun, but so what? It's not the guns, it's the deaths.
      Sure in one countries 8.5 people (per 100k) may die from a knife wound, but for some reason when 6.5 die in the use and it's by 'gun shot' it's an epidemic.

      There are many factors to look at. It could be that crime is lower in Australia because there is not the same crowding issues as there are in the US cities. Some of which have the same population as the entire country of Australia. Which is almost the same size as the US five or take a couple of square miles.

      Please think of the fact before spouting off? It doesn't help and only shows you have formed some opinion that is so entrenched you refuse to actually think about it. That is especially inexcusable in a connected world.

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    124. Re:Most famous quote. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      No one will know those answers because there is no "Crimes that were thwarted by a person with a gun".

      The pro gun people I have met all have been of the opinion that people must be trained, and learn respect for the firearm. Cause, you know.it can kill someone.

      Your straw man about the the teenage son adds nothing.

      "I firmly beleive, for my own family, that the odds of the kids having an accident with it, FAR exceed the odds we'll get our home invaded"

      Far more home are invaded, then accidental deaths. Both pretty easy to look up, but hey you 'believe' therefor we don't want easy to find facts to muddle the conversation now, do we?

      Your 'neighbor' is an idiot. Really, just stupid. While home security systems aren't really effective, getting a dog has shown to be very effective. Clearly your neighbor is wrong. However the story of 'some stuid guy with a different opinion then me' never adds anything to a conversation.

      From what I read, there really hasn't been any change in the numbers of killed with or without firearms.

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    125. Re:Most famous quote. by vux984 · · Score: 1

      You failed. Why? Because your parody did not show what pro-gun people say.

      I'd call that a pass. The argument it was paraphrasing did not represent what anti-gun people say either, which was precisely my point.

      Sure there are some nutters out there who beleives that by will alone they can decide not be attacked, and therefore need no gun. But that is HARDLY representative of anti-gunners. And if you go looking for pro-gunners you won't have any trouble finding complete nutbars among them too that think equally irrational BS.

      Whether or not a progunner has ever said what I parodied isn't the point. The parody was a reflection of your post, but there are plenty of them who DO say plenty of completely ridiculous things on par with what you posted.

      You don't seem to understand how violence works. We have all of recorded history to see that the powerful attack those they believe they can win against. While there have been a few recorded incidents of people attacking those that they believe will beat them, it is very rare.

      Not even close. The powerful don't merely attack those they can win against, they attack those who can't harm them back at all. The powerful don't like getting injured, even if they'll win.

      The gun brought parity between the physically weak and the physically strong.

      Agreed.

      So, would a knife be as effective as a gun? That depends on:

      The effectiveness of the knife depends on whether the attacker thinks there is a non-trivial chance of getting cut. Cut, not killed, not maimed, cut. The average criminal isn't really interested in whether or not they'll ultimately prevail, they want to do it without even sustaining a minor injury.

      Given a choice between just leaving and robbing someone else or robbing you and taking a non-lethal knife wound to the hand, most crooks will take the easy way out and just leave.

      The robber whose carrying a gun doesn't generally mean to use it. That escalates his problems into the stratosphere. The police don't really care about a stolen TV... but a homicide? That gets some attention. For him a gun is a symbol of power, so if someone stands up to him, at all, even with a knife... again, most will just retreat, and resort to using the gun only if they actually need it in self defense.

      And the crazed guy breaking into your house with murderous intent to kill you... yeah, for him, brandishing a knife isn't going to stop him... but neither is brandishing a gun... at that point, its just a question of who makes the killing shot first. But really, how common is THAT scenario?

      The same would be true for any other weapon.

      Indeed. But some weapons like mace and tasers don't require much physical dexterity. And if we wanted to, we could expand our arsenal of non-lethal weapons.

      Could you you win a battle without bringing your capabilities up to 100%?

      Like I said earlier. Its not about 'winning' its about achieving the level of 'credible threat'. For example, in school I didn't need to be able to defeat the bully to get him to leave me alone, I just needed him to believe that beating me wasn't going to be free, that he was going to take some pain himself.

      Does it make sense for a person to enter battle without increasing their capabilities to their maximum? Well, while there may be specific instances where it does, generally it does not.

      That's your opinion, and I'm not convinced there is anything to back it up. If most attacks can be averted with the threat of non-lethal weapons then perhaps that's enough. Sure lethal weapons would be the most effective, but they also come with a cost in terms of misuse and accidental use. And I'm unconvinced that the 'extra security' they bring above what non-lethal weapons can do isn't worth that cost.

      When a non-lethal form weapon is created that is as portable and as effective both at stopping the immediate threat, as well as making sure the assailant doesn't come back for

    126. Re:Most famous quote. by vux984 · · Score: 1

      No one will know those answers because there is no "Crimes that were thwarted by a person with a gun".

      Even worse, there is no statistics on 'crimes that were tharted by a person with a gun, that would have ALSO been thwarted had that person had a non-lethal weapon.' And that is what really matters.

      I don't deny that people waving guns around sends criminals running.

      But what if we equipped people with low power handguns with strong tranquilizers or rubber ammunition or tasers... with an effective range of 15-30ft, and by "effective" I mean it -might- kill someone, but probably wouldn't. Would these be very nearly just as effective as guns?

      The pro gun people I have met all have been of the opinion that people must be trained, and learn respect for the firearm. Cause, you know.it can kill someone.

      The problem with that approach is that if we lived in a world where that would actually work, we could just train people to learn proper respect for their fellow man, and their wouldn't be any crime in the first place.

      We can chant education and respect all day, but at the end of the day, people just aren't that reliable. They'll still have accidents. They'll still be irressponsible. They'll still use them to shoot people fleeing them, even though their is no longer any threat to their life.

      (Someone in this thread pointed me to a 'dr. lott's' website, where I could get the 'facts' about gun ownership, and that was the story featured on the front page... how some clerk was pistol whipped and robbed and then was able to get to his gun and shoot one of the suspects dead while he was leaving... and that was heralded on this site as an example of a 'pro gun' scenario. Yeah. Right.)

      Far more home are invaded, then accidental deaths...

      Not in my neighborhood and my demographics. My belief on that applies to me, I am fully aware it doesn't apply to everyone. Some people are a lot more likely to be victimized than me.

      And even if my home were invaded, the question isn't "should I sit there totally defenceless, or should I have loaded gun within reach of my bed." There is lots of middle ground.

      Your 'neighbor' is an idiot.

      The whole pro-gun neighbor story was a parody of the post above mine. And yes, such a person would be an idiot. Like the anti-gun nutter in the story I was parodying.

    127. Re:Most famous quote. by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      It is true that if she trained them well, she would increase safety. Unfortunately, she is like most dog owners, so the dogs are not trained well.

      It actually doesn't take much training to provide the safety increase I'm talking about. It's not like you need to put them through aggression/attack training such as for police dogs. Most dogs will perform sufficiently instinctivly. By well trained I was talking more about them knowing not to attack people under normal circumstances, especially family.

      Besides, just like alarm system signs, the effect is mostly one of target selection; most criminals willing to perform home invasions will select ones without dogs. Alarm systems if the company is an effective one*.

      *I've heard that some area's alarm companies are so lax that they don't worry about setting off alarms.

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    128. Re:Most famous quote. by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      We have only been federated about 100yrs, have never had a civil war, and had a 'white Australia' policy up until the 60's. Despite our apparent homogenous appearnce there are cutlural, legal and language differences between the states, admittedly they are hard to spot unless your an Aussie.

      Well, by the sound of it you still don't have the variations we have. While it'd take a native to spot the difference between a Dakotan and a Nebraskan*, it's not so hard to tell between a New Yorker and a Texan. Or Californian for that matter.

      Perhaps the hugest difference is between the 'ghetto' and suburbia/rural USA. 90% of our violent crime is in the ghettos. I shake my head and wonder what it'd take to clean them out, because no half-way measures have ever worked.

      *Look to see who wears Red&White on the weekends and talks about the 'huskers'. ;)

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    129. Re:Most famous quote. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > What would you do if your teenager got pissed off at you, took the kitchen knife and stabbed you while you slept then, realizing what he did, turned it on himself?

      My last words would be: "That boy ain't right!"

    130. Re:Most famous quote. by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      I understood what you meant by training. I have found that most dog owners do not train their dogs to not attack. Getting a dog to attack is easy. Heck, they are just one little step away from wolves. It is the not attacking part that causes the problem. I can't count the number of dog attacks I am personally aware of (as in immediate friends and family). I have been attacked multiple times. If the attack isn't bad enough to warrant going to the hospital, excuses usually start flowing about why it wasn't really the dogs fault. I can't count the number of times that I have heard a child blamed for getting bit. I'm not talking about a case where a dog is locked up and a kid keeps going after the dog. I'm talking about where the owner of the dog is present, and knows the kid is playing with the dog. If the same thing happened with a gun, the owner would be on their way to jail.

      Most dog owners simply do not understand that their dog is a weapon, so they don't treat it with the caution that they should. Unfortunatly, the trend is to move farther and farther away from understanding what a dog actually is, so more and more dogs are becoming a danger.

    131. Re:Most famous quote. by mcvos · · Score: 1

      If we're taking lessons from Iraq, it's mostly the improvised (car) bombs that should be legal.

    132. Re:Most famous quote. by mcvos · · Score: 1

      Like it or not, the USA will always have firearms. We are like no other country in the world in that respect, right or wrong. We were founded on individualism and being tough SOBs (like it or not). The USA is not at all unlike other nations in this respect. There are plenty of countries in Africa and the Middle East that will never be without guns, and where people consider themselves tough SOBs.
    133. Re:Most famous quote. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your attempt to tie acting and religeon failed miserably.

      As did your spellcheck...

      He just happened to be on the winning side. And we know who writes history, right?

      If you're comfortable being a loser on the losing side, that's fine with me.

    134. Re:Most famous quote. by religious+freak · · Score: 1

      True. I don't know enough about those cultures to say definitively.

      I probably should've said we are like no other industrialized, western country in that respect.

      Though I'd still guess there's something uniquely American (US) about our mentality when it comes to firearms.

      But again, you may have a point, I don't know.

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    135. Re:Most famous quote. by Arthropod · · Score: 1
      I'm too late for anyone to ever read this, but I can't help chiming in...

      One of the major problems with getting an accurate impression of how many times crimes are prevented with guns is that a lack of crime is typically not very newsworthy. People are interested in hearing that some crazy shot up a shopping mall, but they would be less captivated by reports from several individuals that they were approached and threatened by someone who high-tailed it when they pulled out a firearm (or possibly even shot him). Especially if no shots are fired, then it's hard to even know what and if to report.

      I believe that the number of reports of self-injuries also tends to be inflated, for the following reason: if you're involved in something shady (such as trying to rob/attack someone), and get shot, when you go to the hospital, what are you going to claim happened? That you tried to commit a crime and were emphatically dissuaded, or that you were cleaning your gun and accidentally shot yourself? Sure, there are other alternative stories you might use, too, but the important point is that they all involve the perpetrator claiming either an accident or that a crime was perpetrated on him with a gun.

      There have been studies done by people from both sides of the camp on accidental deaths of children and so forth, and they naturally get widely different results. However, make sure, as always, you check the methodology before subscribing to any published statistics (For instance, make sure that when a study refers to "children", it's not defining them as "under 24-year-olds"). If you look at the number of children under 10 who accidentally shoot themselves according to the data we have, the yearly number in the US would appear to normally be under 10.

      Sure, you say, that's 10 more than is acceptable. I agree that it would be good to avoid, but have a little perspective here - Many more kids that age die in bicycle accidents, drowning in bathtubs, drowning in swimming pools... even drowning in 5 gallon buckets is about on part with that, as is getting struck by lightening.

      There's interesting research out there, and as always both sides try to skew things in there favor, but my opinion is that there does appear to be at least an implicit, and possibly an explicit, bias against gun ownership in what the media portrays. I'm not claiming it's belligerent, but it does seem to be there. And I don't even own any guns. I don't care much about them, except that I'm in favor of being able to get one if I wanted to. I'm in favor of would-be criminals thinking that I or my neighbor or someone else just might have a gun. This comment has gone on longer than I intended.

  8. Bite marks in the scenery by rubies · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Heston seemed like he was an eternal presence. From watching the 10 commandments on TV as a kid, then seeming The Omega Man late one night when I was about 12 (back when broadcast TV used to show movies late at night). That eye rolling dialog delivery, jutting jaw, big flashing teeth and the fact they he couldn't keep his shirt on for more than the first 10 minutes of any film made him an icon.

    Then again, you see him in the Orson Welles film "Touch of Evil" to see he could underplay it when he wanted to, he just chose not to. In honour of Chuck, I think The Omega Man is due a screening in my house this evening.

  9. Hey this is pretty neat by Charlton+Heston · · Score: 0

    I'm dead! I'm dead! And I still got my gunz you dirty apes! Cold dead fingers in your EYE!

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    1. Re:Hey this is pretty neat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm dead! I'm dead! And I still got my gunz you dirty apes! Cold dead fingers in your EYE! I would think that somebody would have modded me up by now, especially considering that I'm the one and only Charlton Heston on Slashdot.
  10. When he was alive.. by retech · · Score: 0, Troll

    I always thought it'd be great to be his care nurse, dress up in an ape suit and bring a fire hose in one day and give him a spray. When he started yelling at me I'd hoot and jump up on the dresser and shout: "He speaks, bright eyes speaks!"

    Some may find that twisted... but others would just say: "he finally did it. Damn him all to hell."

  11. The Line That Almost Was by Skeetskeetskeet · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Get your stinking ankh off me you damn dirty Pharaoh!!!"

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    1. Re:The Line That Almost Was by Mr+Pippin · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, that counts for two of his films.

  12. the trifecta by rjejr · · Score: 1

    You left out Omega Man.

    the chronological end of mankind:
    Soylent Green
    The Omega Man
    Planet of the Apes

  13. Re:Finally... by ArcherB · · Score: 5, Informative

    Normally I wouldn't comment on such a sad occasion but for Charlton Heston I make an exception. Cold, Dead Hands ??? - Finally. One less extremist in the world. No RIP, I hope he turns in his grave. You call someone who marched with Martin Luther King and stands up for the Constitution and the Bill of Rights an extremist?

    I'm not going to say what I hope happens to your grave!
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  14. Re:Finally... by Martin+Blank · · Score: 5, Informative

    Extremist? Not really. Sure, he was against gun control in most forms, but he was also pro-union and pro-civil rights. He was not the right-wing nut that some people claim him to be.

    One of my favorite stories from him was when, during the Rodney King riots, one or more fellow actors (he would not name them) called and asked if they could borrow one of his guns. He said, no, you can't, but you're welcome to come over to my place until things settle down.

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  15. Not just sci-fi, but nerdy stuff by BRSloth · · Score: 4, Informative

    Let's not forget his acting in "Wayne's World 2" as "Good actor."...

    1. Re:Not just sci-fi, but nerdy stuff by tinkerton · · Score: 1

      And in the Thunderbirds. As the dad.

  16. Never considered Planet a SciFi movie by zymano · · Score: 1

    More like a horror movie.

  17. In the "Planet of the Apes" remake by dominique_cimafranca · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It was the height of irony when Charlton Heston appeared as an ape in the "Planet of the Apes" remake...and gave an anti-gun speech.

    1. Re:In the "Planet of the Apes" remake by ScentCone · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It was the height of irony when Charlton Heston appeared as an ape in the "Planet of the Apes" remake...and gave an anti-gun speech.

      No, it wasn't. He wasn't giving an anti-gun speech at all, in that role. He was showing (as an ape) the fear and loathing of the intellect that could make the guns...

      Heston spent many years pointing out that people who fear the gun are too chickenshit to admit that it's really other people they fear. His ape character was a really good, (classically Heston!) over the top indictment of the irrational habit of blaming the tool and/or the symbol, rather than the person who uses them in a way you dislike. It was brilliant, and the only irony to be found is in the mis-comprehension of what he chose do with it by so many people who saw it.

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    2. Re:In the "Planet of the Apes" remake by servies · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Heston spent many years pointing out that people who fear the gun are too chickenshit to admit that it's really other people they fear. So if you (as a pro-gun person) don't fear other people, then why do you need a gun...
    3. Re:In the "Planet of the Apes" remake by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "So if you (as a pro-gun person) don't fear other people, then why do you need a gun..."

      I'm "pro-choice." If I want to own one, it should be my choice. (and my responsibility) Thus, freedom to chose. Are you saying you want to limit my freedom of choice?

      And FWIW, when I go skeet shooting, you kind of need a gun for that. Somehow throwing flowers at the skeet just doesn't work as well. The weapon I chose, should be whichever I chose. Though I'll probably get modded flamebait on this post.

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    4. Re:In the "Planet of the Apes" remake by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      So if you (as a pro-gun person) don't fear other people, then why do you need a gun...

      I didn't say that it's unreasonable to fear some other person or group. You SHOULD be afraid of what might happen if someone with a machete (or a gun, or a knife, or just plain malice, no matter what instrument they're carrying) breaks into your house in the middle of the night. The point is to recognize that it's not the machete or the gun that causes them to do so. But having the choice to defend yourself is a fundamental thing.

      It's not like your only two options are walking around in abject fear or being such a rube that you think there are no bad people in the world. You're also leaving out the many other uses for a firearm (lots of enjoyable sports, putting meat in the freezer, controlling pests... ). Self defense - if you ever have to actually use or brandish a weapon in that cause - is for most people a rare event. But if it comes to that, you'll be very pleased to have had the option. I know I was. But guns are just tools. Fearing them is like fearing screwdrivers or hard drives. The reason it's awkward for some people to admit that it's people they should really worry about is because it's harder to confront and fix cultural problems than it is to just clumsily ban tools in response to a feel-good vote-getting promise to do so made to folks who haven't thought it through or who don't want to admit that other parents (or, "villages," if you're Hillary) sometimes raise generations of little monsters.

      Violence is a cultural problem. In some cases it's a medical problem. It's never a tool problem.

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    5. Re:In the "Planet of the Apes" remake by dotfile · · Score: 1

      Why do I have to *need* a gun? Would you ask why I *need* a printing press?

    6. Re:In the "Planet of the Apes" remake by Shadowmist · · Score: 1

      I'm "pro-choice." If I want to own one, it should be my choice. (and my responsibility) Thus, freedom to chose. Are you saying you want to limit my freedom of choice? All freedoms have thier limits. If you choose to say stock pile plutonium dust in your basement, I'd very well limit your freedom to do so. Or on the more mundane level, If I have good reason to believe that it's very likely you're going to kill someone on the road, I'd be looking into measures to have your driving license revoked. And if you use your freedom of speech to cause a stampede which leaves injuries or death, you darn well will learn the consequences of such actions.

      Freedom is not license, it is a restraint on the actions that government can bring to bear upon you. The oft miquoted "Freedom of Religion" clause is not designed to support the exercise of any particular religious practise which includes in some traditions practises that range from cruel to downright murderous. The Clause is simply designed to prevent government from imposing any religion by fiat.
    7. Re:In the "Planet of the Apes" remake by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 1

      "If you choose to say stock pile plutonium dust in your basement, I'd very well limit your freedom to do so."

      Please keep it to apples to apples. Secondly, I did say "responsibility is mine." So if you chose to stock pile plutonium dust, it's your responsibility should it harm anyone else.

      I think it has become a sad trend to remove personal responsibility by limiting 'freedoms.'

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    8. Re:In the "Planet of the Apes" remake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I'm "pro-choice." If I want to own one, it should be my choice. (and my responsibility) Thus, freedom to chose. Are you saying you want to limit my freedom of choice?


      Society does this all the time. What if I want a blonde and a brunette as a wife (and perhaps a red-headed lass as well)? Society is limiting my choice to only one.

      Now, in the US, it was decided way back when that the choice of owning arms could never be taken away. Whether this was wise or not remains to be seen (the story is still being written).
    9. Re:In the "Planet of the Apes" remake by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      Why do I have to *need* a gun? Would you ask why I *need* a printing press? Well, a gun is a tool for efficiently killing people, so yeah...

      Now, of course there's something to be said for the right to retain the power to defend oneself - my point here is simply that holding that power is a big responsibility and should be treated as such.
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    10. Re:In the "Planet of the Apes" remake by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 1

      "Well, a gun is a tool for efficiently killing people, so yeah..."

      It's efficiency it solely based upon the user.

      If you are looking from a ROI standpoint, I think explosive weapons are more efficient at killing people. I'm sure there are ROI studies on this though.

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    11. Re:In the "Planet of the Apes" remake by QuickSilver_999 · · Score: 1

      Why do I have to *need* a gun? Would you ask why I *need* a printing press? Well, a gun is a tool for efficiently killing people, so yeah...

      And a printing press is a tool for efficiently killing the truth... Banning guns does not stop the violence and never will. Prohibition does not work. Didn't we learn this back in the 20s? Criminals will ALWAYS get their hands on what they want/need. We can't stop cocaine, heroin and other drugs from flooding the country over our borders, but you think we'll be able to stop the Mexican gangs from bringing in gun? Hell, where I live there is actually a bar called "Rumrunners" which is on the place on the wharf where the illegal booze used to come in from Canada on small boats. Think we can stop every small boat from Canada?

      No one in the US is allowed to sell fully automatic weapons. That has been the law for decades, and yet criminals still manage to get ahold of them. Do you think they're growing them in their back yard?

      I feel relieved that I have access to a firearm to protect myself and/or others. I may not feel it necessary to carry while roaming the streets of the small town that I live in, but I carry when traveling within the state in case of car trouble or other problems. And when I go to a larger city, you can bet I carry my sidearm for personal protection.

      Just because liberals tend to believe they and their friends are too stupid to be able to protect themselves does NOT mean that the rest of us are that stupid too.

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    12. Re:In the "Planet of the Apes" remake by mackil · · Score: 1

      It was the height of irony when Charlton Heston appeared as an ape in the "Planet of the Apes" remake...and gave an anti-gun speech. Anti-gun speech?

      guns.wav
      Taylor:"Do you have any weapons, any guns?"
      Cornelius:"The best, but we won't need them."
      Taylor:"I'm glad to hear it. I want one anyway."
    13. Re:In the "Planet of the Apes" remake by BarefootClown · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ...if I have good reason to believe that it's very likely you're going to kill someone on the road, I'd be looking into measures to have your driving license revoked. You'd...what? You think he's going to commit murder, so you're going to take away a piece of paper? Yeah, that'll stop him.

      Seriously--this is the failure of thought that leads to a lot of these silly laws. People--smart people, even--think that, if you take away permission, then somebody won't be able to do something bad.

      You miss the point that if he's going to do something bad, he probably doesn't care about "permission."

      This is why many of us thing the "gun control" laws are silly: they assume that the person bent on committing a violent crime gives a tinker's damn about "permission" to own a gun.

      Guess what: he doesn't.

      And, beyond that, are you saying that the way to handle somebody you believe is going to commit murder is to waggle your finger at him and say "no, please don't do that?" Seriously--take away a piece of paper? Are you kidding me?

      Do something about it! If you have good reason, don't look into taking away his permission slip, look into taking away his freedom. He can't run people down if he's cooling his heels in a jail cell, and if you have (solid) reason to believe he's going to commit murder, he can be legally detained.

      These are the twin failures of the "gun control" movement: belief that criminals care about the rules (hint: criminals, by definition, break rules), and belief that behaviour is controlled by objects, instead of people. Address the person--the criminal--not the tool.
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    14. Re:In the "Planet of the Apes" remake by all5n · · Score: 1

      The theory in Texas, where I live, is that citizens have the right to privacy and freedom from unwarranted searches and seizures. Since it is likely that a burglar will behave violently against anyone who resists him, burglary of an occupied dwelling is considered a violent crime and it is reasonable for the resident to presume his life to be in danger. To prosecute a burglar's killer, the state must prove that the killer knew that he could have stopped the crime and captured the burglar alive without endangering himself. (People think Americans are gun-mad, but we're not. If you Brits were allowed to shoot burglars, many more of you would want guns, too.)

      The Marxist theory, in contrast, is that all property _really_ belongs to the government, which in turn allows private citizens to possess it for the time being (e.g. for the sake of economic efficiency). Therefore, the true victim of the burglary is not the householder but only the government, whose allocation of property the burglar has challenged. Stopping the burglar is therefore none of the householder's business. At best, he could volunteer information to the government that the burglar may be violating its will -- and let the government take any action it considers to be in its interest. This is the theory behind England's change in laws over the past fifty years or so.

      There is also the theory that allowing people to resist theft will motivate robbers to arm themselves, creating an arms race we are not willing to win, and therefore people will be safer if kept unarmed. Unfortunately, the government's failure to take this idea to its logical conclusion deprives you of much of the benefit. The government should consider outlawing resistance of any kind -- armed or not -- against criminals, with severe prison sentences for violators. Criminals who offer evidence against resisting victims can be given amnesty for their own offenses, as well as rewards (funded, I suppose, by stiff fines against the resister).

      With such a policy, robbers would have no need to carry dangerous weapons at all -- a hand-held video camera would suffice. The robber would film the victim while making his demand, and if the victim refused to pay up the robber would simply turn the tape over to the police and have the victim arrested, fined, convicted and imprisoned. Once criminals no longer require the threat of violence to do their jobs, Englishmen will enjoy the safety they desire.

    15. Re:In the "Planet of the Apes" remake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amazing how you were able to take a reasonably well argued point against gun control into a hate filled, baseless attack on an entire group of people. Personally, I own a gun to protect me from people like you. Intolerant, hate filled assholes who assume that anyone who doesn't agree with them are stupid.

    16. Re:In the "Planet of the Apes" remake by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Personally, I own a gun to protect me from people like you. Intolerant, hate filled assholes who assume that anyone who doesn't agree with them are stupid.

      Um, so if you deem someone to be intolerant, full of hate, and perceive that they consider you to be stupid... you'd shoot them?

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    17. Re:In the "Planet of the Apes" remake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well perhaps many people don't appreciate his point of view because it is so obviously wrong..

      You are "chickenshit" for having a gun (excl hunting), not the other way around... What reason do you have to need one except that you are afraid of other people? Whereas those who aren't so scared of others will not see the need for one.

      A gun is NOT a tool.. its only purpose is to kill things... it is a weapon, completely unnecessary for a citizen in a modern society and causes numerous problems in that society, through accidents and escalations in violence that would never be as severe or harm as many innocent bystanders as gun violence does.

    18. Re:In the "Planet of the Apes" remake by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      it is a weapon, completely unnecessary for a citizen in a modern society

      I'm really curious which modern society you live in (a very creepy one, apparently) that there is a cop handy for every household, only moments away, 24 hours a day. Or do you actually live in a place where there are no breakins, no robberies, no crazies, no rapes, no gangs? I live in a large metropolitan area. We have a huge gang problem, carjackings, home invasions, strong-arm robberies, etc., at fairly high rates. I've had someone trying to beat down my door in the middle of night with a pipe, screaming and dangerous. Took police a long time to arrive, but the guy (whom they eventually apprehended, and was in a very bad way on a cocktail including PCP) did finally give it up and move off when confronted with a gun in his face. It took three officers to constrain him. I'm very glad I didn't have to shoot, but I'm also very glad that I wasn't risking my life waiting for the cops. If I'm away, and my wife is home alone, what's she supposed to do with someone like that? Let him break down the door because you don't think it's civilized for her to be able to defend herself? I'm sure nothing TOO bad could happen to her in 15 minutes anyway, right?

      escalations in violence

      As mentioned, I used one to de-escalate violence. Guns are used that way all the time. The prospect of a gun being available to a homeowner, business owner, or (where it's allowed) someone going to or from work absolutely reduces the rates of violent crime. It wasn't very long ago you could walk into a hardware store and purchase a handgun along with other tools. Sears sold shotguns over the counter and by mail order. There weren't epidemics of shootings. You can't (for now) own a gun in DC. Unless, of course, you're a criminal. Great recipe, there.

      violence that would never be as severe or harm as many innocent bystanders as gun violence does.

      Except, of course, for things like motor vehicles. Crazy people, drunks, and just plain bad drivers kill a lot more people than people with guns do. People with knives, machetes, gasoline, fists, and plenty of other methods also kill people. In the meantime, I've used a gun to put a stop to a violent encounter, and have used guns many, many times to put food on the table (food that doesn't spend its life on a factory farm, full of drugs). I realize that you're happy enough having other people kill the leather for your shoes or clear the varmits from the soya fields for your tofu. How tidy for you!

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    19. Re:In the "Planet of the Apes" remake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People make lots of stupid choices which can easily harm others and a straight pro-choice argument is not always helpful..
      Should i be allowed to make bombs in my backyard? or should this be against the law?
      A naive Pro-choice argument would be that if I want to do this then I should be able too and innocent victims/neighbors be damned.. sure personal responsibility is good and all.. but this is the real world, many people do very stupid and dangerous things.

      Sure, anyone can think of cases such as Skeet shooting etc that are reasonable uses of a gun, but would it not be more sensible to restrict their use to firing ranges?

      Its about giving people reasonable choices that protect the majority of a society from the stupidity/violence of others.. providing a balance.. sure you can own a gun.. but not an assault rifle or an rpg and it should be kept at the firing range, which is a safe place where you should be using it anyway.

    20. Re:In the "Planet of the Apes" remake by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps help him deal with his anger before people die.
      Cells are for people after they commit a crime. Usually. There are some exception, most I don't agree with.

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    21. Re:In the "Planet of the Apes" remake by Jonner · · Score: 1

      Just because someone who favors gun control fears other people, it doesn't follow that someone against gun control doesn't fear other people. A realistic person admits that we all fear other people to some extent. No one would ever need or a desire a deadly weapon to be used against another person if people didn't fear people.

    22. Re:In the "Planet of the Apes" remake by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 1

      "Society does this all the time. What if I want a blonde and a brunette as a wife (and perhaps a red-headed lass as well)? Society is limiting my choice to only one."

      So you don't mind laws dictating how you lead your life? I know there are many folks out there who couldn't understand what morals are and they need laws to guide their life. Which really limits independent thinking. It is obviously a complex issue, but I still favor less government involvement with my personal choices. I do think that if folks took more responsibility for their actions and people wouldn't be able to point the finger at anyone but themselves, less laws would be in place.

      And to tag your analogy of multiple wives; Well, just because "society" says it is so, doesn't make it right. (perspective based anyways) Though at that point we are dealing with strictly with philosophical situations. (how a society sets it's moral compass)

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    23. Re:In the "Planet of the Apes" remake by ShadowsHawk · · Score: 1

      Tell that to the Dems in Chicago. Stupid bastards are crying for more gun control when it's already illegal to purchase, own or carry a firearm.

    24. Re:In the "Planet of the Apes" remake by dotfile · · Score: 1

      "No one in the US is allowed to sell fully automatic weapons. That has been the law for decades, and yet criminals still manage to get ahold of them." Sorry, but that's simply not the case. Pretty much anyone who can legally own a gun can own a machine gun, at least from the BATFE's point of view. You need a $200 tax stamp for it, and there is of course a raft of paperwork involved. Your local laws may prevent you from owning one, but Federal law certainly doesn't. What probably WILL keep you from owning one is the cost -- a cheap full-auto will still cost you a few thousand; a Thompson or M16 will typically set you back about the cost of a new car. Manufacture and importation of NEW machine guns has been banned since '86, I believe, so the supply dwindles while demand goes up. They are actively bought and sold every day, though -- check out gunbroker.com. Hell, I can rent one at my local indoor range. Modifying an existing semi-auto for full auto use is strictly verboten, of course. Honestly, outside of TV and movies I haven't heard of a criminal using a full auto weapon in years. Hollywood seems to think every dope dealer has a full-auto AK-47 or MP-whatever tucked under his coat, but it's simply not the case. The media typically doesn't know shit from shinola when it comes to reporting anything gun related; they can't tell the difference between a BB gun and a Ma Deuce.

    25. Re:In the "Planet of the Apes" remake by dotfile · · Score: 1
      No, a gun is a tool for expelling a projectile at high velocity. A gun is no more a "tool for efficiently killing people" than a car, a knife, an electrical outlet or an aircraft is. I use all of the above on a regular basis, and haven't killed anyone yet.

      There is everything to be said for retaining the power to defend one's self. It is one of our most basic rights, not granted by anyone but our Creator. If we surrender it we are no more than cattle.

    26. Re:In the "Planet of the Apes" remake by Shadowmist · · Score: 1

      Gun Control laws aren't silly any more than the concept of laws themselves. Laws are what define a community standard of behavior. We're a society of laws, not arbitrary decrees from a King or Baron.

      You can't arrest someone for a behavior if you don't have a criminal standard for it.

      Gun control like driver's licensing is about preventative regulation, setting standards for access to hardware with lethal potential.

  18. Soylent Green... by bzudo · · Score: 1

    (spoiler) is people. R.I.P. Charlie

    1. Re:Soylent Green... by solitas · · Score: 1

      "Yeah Sol, I see it. I see everything."

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    2. Re:Soylent Green... by martinX · · Score: 1

      Soylent brown is hamsters.

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  19. Goodbye, Taylor by Reziac · · Score: 1

    [gazing at Statue of Liberty, hip-deep in the sands of time]

    You were right. They ruined it. We've become the nation of Soylent Green.

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  20. Re:Finally... by urcreepyneighbor · · Score: 4, Funny

    He was not the right-wing nut that some people claim him to be. Ssh! The truth isn't convenient! ;)
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  21. Re:Finally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We'll need those guns to protect ourselves from the fasci^H^H^H^H^Hprogressives one day.

  22. Re:Finally... by Eth1csGrad1ent · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Mod me down... I dont care. And no, my views are not based on Michael Moore. To be honest, when it comes to gun control, most of the rest of the western world looks at the US in amazement - and I think the stats would back me up. Islamic extremists, Christian Right extremists, anti-abortion extremists, NRA extremists, Intelligent Design extremists - they're all the same to me. No informed debate, no sense of reason - you either agree with their view of the world or you're an enemy to the cause and they WILL shut you down - some more in extreme ways than others. Above all else - he was the head of the NRA - to the rest of the civilised world he was an extremist.

  23. What about Omega Man? by helmespc · · Score: 1

    What? No Omega Man? Anyone who thinks I am Legend (or 28 Days Later for that matter) were remotely original, is sadly mistaken. RIP Charlton...

    1. Re:What about Omega Man? by jerkyjunkmail · · Score: 1

      I've enjoyed what bits I have saw so far of Omega man but Omega man wasn't truly original either. It's based loosely of the book from 1954 titled I am Legend. From seeing the opening scenes of The Omega Man it appears as the creators of the I am Legend movie was giving a nod at The Omega man IIRC Heston is tearing around in a blue Mustang in the opening scene after crashing some other car. Smith was doing the same in a Red Mustang. Neither would be a reference to the book though since Neville swore by driving only Willys.

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    2. Re:What about Omega Man? by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1
      Neither would be a reference to the book though since Neville swore by driving only Willys.

      Please excuse me for being an ignorant Englishman but I think you need to explain what a "Willy" is in terms of what is, presumably, some kind of car?

      Only I have the strangest image of Will Smith in my head, driving down an empty pos-apocalypse New York street at the steering wheel of something somewhat long, pink and fleshy - and no, in that image Will is not wearing a helmet.

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    3. Re:What about Omega Man? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please excuse me for being an ignorant Englishman but I think you need to explain what a "Willy" is in terms of what is, presumably, some kind of car?
      It is not a plural of "Willy" but the proper surname "Willys".
    4. Re:What about Omega Man? by ozbon · · Score: 1

      Willys Jeep.

      The original Jeep (if memory serves)

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    5. Re:What about Omega Man? by ozbon · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I forgot http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willys_MB, the link to the Wikipedia page re the Willys Jeep. My bad.

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  24. Sad to see him go, never thought about this aspect by ormandj · · Score: 1

    I read about this early this morning, and I'm quite sad to see him go. I fondly remember watching Ben-Hur as a child. I never thought about him in relation to sci-fi, but I can see it thanks to this read. :) As a side note, sci-fi related - but a bit OT, where on earth do you find out about good sci-fi nowadays? I went to the bookstore nearby, and the sci-fi section was 100% fantasy. I'm not into dragon slaying. I miss Asimov, Clarke, and all the greats. I've already read all their works, I'm ready for some new authors! Same goes for movies, it seems like Sci-Fi died in the 80s. :/ If people can point me in the right direction, I'd be very much appreciative! I'm looking for something like a forum, or a "club". I tried searching, but I only found a few sites (and the television network sci-fi's forums - which suck.) :( I'm especially interested in written material. Mr. Heston, wherever you are - thank you for your contribution to entertainment, as well as politics. Oh, and Sci-Fi!

  25. Actors and activists by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've enjoyed watching most every film Heston's been in (might want to exclude "Earthquake" from that list, though). He brought a commanding presence to his roles that is quite rare.

    I tend to ignore an actor's political statements, however (whether or not I agree with their sentiments). If I refused to watch any movie that included an actor that I'd seen make a fool out of him/herself, there'd be no point in my owning a DVD player - the pickings would be slim indeed.

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    1. Re:Actors and activists by plover · · Score: 1

      I tend to ignore an actor's political statements, however (whether or not I agree with their sentiments). If I refused to watch any movie that included an actor that I'd seen make a fool out of him/herself, there'd be no point in my owning a DVD player - the pickings would be slim indeed.

      That's a very wise attitude. And it's that kind of attitude that makes it OK in my brain to watch Susan Sarandon get fondled in Rocky Horror Picture Show. :-)

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    2. Re:Actors and activists by sconeu · · Score: 1

      And it's that kind of attitude that makes it OK in my brain to watch Susan Sarandon get fondled in Rocky Horror Picture Show

      You need a *REASON* for that?

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    3. Re:Actors and activists by jo42 · · Score: 1

      I prefer Susan Sarandon topless in Pretty Baby.

  26. Re:Finally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you either agree with their view of the world or you're an enemy to the cause and they WILL shut you down

    Yes, that would explain why you and all your screechbot buddies are in mass graves.

    Oh, wait: you're not.

    You don't even believe your own bullshit, son. If you did, you wouldn't be screeching on the web. You'd be hiding in your closet, pissing yourself every time you heard a knock on the door.

  27. Re:Finally... by Hartree · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Oh, I wouldn't mod you down. Everyone's entitled to an opinion, no matter how silly.

    I think you'll find a lot of actors with kinda bizarro political views on all sides of the spectrum. And a good number of them are quite politically active.

    I'm old enough to remember some people saying such sentiments about John Wayne when he died. I'm sure some people on the other side of the political spectrum will say similar things about Jane Fonda, or Streisand when they die.

    In short: They're pooterheads.

    These are actors. Yes, they've been politically active. Lots of people are. But unlike Reagan or Schwarzenegger they've not run for political office.

    Yes, you may disagree with them. But, Isn't singing and strumming happy tunes to their death a bit much?

    To blatantly steal a quote from Sergeant Hulka in Stripes "Lighten up, Francis."

  28. Charlton Heston... by Werkhaus · · Score: 1
  29. Cold. Dead. Hands. by Surasanji · · Score: 1

    Those damn dirty apes finally took his rifle from his cold dead hands...

  30. Re:Biggest sci fi of all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uh, I believe that would go under fantasy, not Science Fiction!

  31. Re:Finally... by neomunk · · Score: 1

    Your equating fascism, the authoritarian combination of corporation and state, with progressivism? If you want to go with an authoritarian dig at the left, use the correct foolish analogy: communist.

    The ones on the right who think that not wanting to kill innocent civilians (because the President thinks it'll be fun) is 'supporting the tur'rists' are the fascists.

  32. Re:Finally... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 4, Insightful

    NRA extremists

    How do you define an 'NRA Extremist'? Is it anybody who believes the citizenry should be able to defend itself from a tyrannical government? Is it the kind of person who is 840 times less likely to commit gun crime than the general population?

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  33. Re:Finally... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The appellation "extremist" has little meaning nowadays. It is used primarily to smear those who hold unpopular beliefs ("Oh, you don't think like the rest of us? YOU MUST BE AN EXTREMIST!") rather than being reserved for those who truly do advocate extreme positions.

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  34. Hi! I'm Troy McClure! by barzok · · Score: 2

    As I was watching the various "video obituaries" on all the news programs, I couldn't help but see Troy McClure in all of Heston's roles.

    1. Re:Hi! I'm Troy McClure! by jagermeister101 · · Score: 1

      One of the funniest and most memorable episodes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETqTO2GaI3U

  35. I'm sorry but... by mykepredko · · Score: 1

    he was an actor and I don't think of Sci-Fi as an actor driven movie genre. Filmmakers like George Lucas, James Cameron, Ridley Scott, George Pal and Fritz Lang will be remembered for their impact on Sci-Fi well before the actors in their films are recognized. I'd argue that Stan Winston (creature/special effects) has also had more of an impact on Sci-Fi than the actors. Similarly, writers like ACC and Ron Serle (who wrote the screenplay for "Planet of the Apes") have had bigger impacts than the actors in the films.

    Now, having said this I might say that Sigorney Weaver has had as significant impact as any of the filmmakers listed above. Certainly more than Douglas Rain, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Harrison Ford, Michael Rennie, Leslie Neilson and Charleton Heston who all had leading roles in groundbreaking Sci-Fi features and whose performances come to mind when you're discussing the picture, but they really just carried out the roles they were given to them by the filmmakers.

    myke

    1. Re:I'm sorry but... by RoboRay · · Score: 1

      Great one! You actually had me going until you mentioned Sigorney Weaver!

    2. Re:I'm sorry but... by domatic · · Score: 1

      I have to give her props for "Get away from her you BITCH!". I was in a theatre for that and everybody cheered. 'Course this was in the pre-cell phone days........

  36. Re:Finally... by Eth1csGrad1ent · · Score: 1

    ...and you think owning a gun is going to allow you to defend yourself against the US military ? This is the attitude I find bizarre. FWIW, I'm not an American - we dont have the gun problem that you have in the US - so perhaps thats why arguments like this make NO SENSE to me. A bigger, and just as unlikely scenario is not you defending yourself against the government, but the government defending itself against its own military. You aren't in the picture at all - and yet THIS is the justification for arming the entire nation against itself.

  37. Re:Sad to see him go, never thought about this asp by Nephilium · · Score: 1

    Well... first, let's tighten up the Sci-Fi for a moment... are you looking for soft or hard?

    Some of the sci-fi authors still writing that I do enjoy include the Kristine Kathryn Rusch Retrieval Artist series, Orson Scott Card's Shadow series, some of Larry Niven's stuff, John Barnes (only read if you're in a misanthropic mood), Spider Robinson (if usually far more on the light sci-fi side), and Neil Gaiman (yeah, it may qualify more as fantasy, but not swords and dragons style).

    Nephilium... hopefully some of these will be new to you...

  38. Re:Apocalypse Believer by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0, Troll

    Moderation -2
        100% Overrated

    TrollMods worship St Heston like some kind of SF hoodoo.

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  40. Not this arguement again. by HornWumpus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Define fascism any why you like...you will anyhow.

    But history tells a different story. It was in both Nazi Germany and Fascist Italy a combination of state and corporation. Corporations did what the state told them to or were taken over outright. Fascist were more then socialists in name. State takes over corporations in fascism as in all forms of centrally planned economies (in mixed economies like Europe and the USA some industries are run as government planned and often owned monopolies). When corporations take over the state it's called 'Corporatism'.

    For examples of corporations running states outright a jaded eye could look at the recent history of sub Saharan Africa or the history of the English empire. Not pretty either but nothing like the body count leftism in general has built.

    'Progressivism' as it's currently defined is simply the latest name for old school socialist thinking. Socialism does have an inherent concentration of power issue. Government run industries are almost always monopolies.

    In any case as long as we keep ourselves well armed we as Americans will be too expensive to govern with too heavy a hand. That was the ultimate purpose of the second. It had nothing to do with hunting, everything to do with enabling at least the threat of the next armed revolution.

    Go to the range folks. The gun is useless if you can't practice gun control.

    Charlton Heston would have wanted you to go to the range soon. I'd say to take your kids with you, but this is /. Damn am I on topic? WTF am I doing?

    Take a safety course if you're getting your first weapon. Start with a 22LR pistol or rifle.

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    1. Re:Not this arguement again. by absterge · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up, please. I have recently been to the range with friends that know guns and gun safety, and own a number of pistols/rifles/shotguns. Something really clicked this last time I was there, and I managed to put 10 .45 shots into 3" of center/left (heart area) target at 21 yards. Please bear in mind, this is my second time shooting anything, ever. Practice with guns (for the moment, someone else's) has been critically important for me. I'll be getting my first hunting license this year (at age 31), and actually doing some hunting. I'm sure that someday, there will be guns in my house, and the children I don't have yet will all get very thorough schooling, including gun handling and safety. Sniping auctions is fun, but so is blowin' up stuff real good.

      Anyway, strongly concurred. Go to the range.

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  41. Is his hand cold? by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I call dibs on the gun.

  42. Re:Sad to see him go, never thought about this asp by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
    I miss Asimov, Clarke, and all the greats. I've already read all their works, I'm ready for some new authors!

    In that vein: Neal Stephenson, Stephen Baxter, KIm Stanley Robinson, Greg Benford. Have a look at and more generally, Locus.

  43. Re:Sad to see him go, never thought about this asp by per+contra · · Score: 1

    There is some good new sci-fi out, John Scalzi's Old Man's War and the 2 sequels were very good and also David Drake's Daniel Leary series was very entertaining. Also some of the newer Sci fi movies are not bad at all. Fifth Element,Serenity, Stargate SG1 and of course Futurama is absolutely essential for any sci fi fan.

  44. MOSES? by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 3, Funny
    WHO is this MOSES???

    RS

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    1. Re:MOSES? by oldhack · · Score: 1

      WHO is this MOSES???
      It's just this guy, you know...
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    2. Re:MOSES? by lord+merlin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not sure, and off-topic, but I am spartacus....

    3. Re:MOSES? by dwater · · Score: 1

      I think you mean was, as in :

      'Who was this Charlton Heston'.

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    4. Re:MOSES? by bakes · · Score: 2, Funny

      No no - *I* am Spartacus!

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    5. Re:MOSES? by Avagadro's.Phone.Num · · Score: 2, Funny

      Edward G. Robinson said it best... "Where's your Moses now? See..."

    6. Re:MOSES? by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      I AM SPARTACUS - Oh, wait, you want to kill Spartacus, right?? ...HE'S SPARTACUS!

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    7. Re:MOSES? by wolfemi1 · · Score: 1

      No, I'M Brian and so's my wife!

  45. Re:Sad to see him go, never thought about this asp by NorbrookC · · Score: 1

    Try the Baen Free Library over at Baen.com They have a lot of the old SF authors, as well as many of the newer ones. Doesn't cost you anything, and if you find an author you like, you can buy them. No DRM.

    Getting back to the topic, let's not forget his voice work in "Cats & Dogs" as the Mastiff in charge.

  46. "with my cold, dead hands....." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if he'll be buried with his cold hands clasping a gun after all.

  47. no one is stopping you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ...from being a disarmed potential victim, go right ahead. Be an extreme victim to prove your point. All societies have criminals and "badguys". Ours allows us to be protected from them using protection tools. And it is really that simple. Most places don't, they like their serfs docile, so you wind up with only professional predators and governmental predators having the tools.

    I think that is extremely nuts.

        The US is totally different in design from every other nation out there, all of them, even the other "western" nations, and this is why most of those folks just "don't get it"..

      It starts with the premise that the individual is the sovereign, is "free", and government comes from the collection of individuals allowing this government to do a few things, and government is only supposed to have a limited set of powers.

      It is/was the first true bottom up approach to government. All other governments are designed with the top down model (most western nations were or might still be at least quasi "royal" in structure, ours started out that way and then they fought against it and won), that government is supreme and their serfs..err I mean citizens..are graciously allowed a few permissions to do this or that. You have no inherit rights, just a few permissions.

        The US is different (in theory and in peril daily, constantly), we have all the rights, and allow the government just a few. (again, theory).

      I'll clarify further, the constitution we have does NOT grant us any rights, we are all born with them, all of them, and ownership of the tools for self preservation, some thing all species have an instinct for, is part of those rights. Some creatures use fangs or talons for defence, or great speed, or the ability to camouflage to hide, and so on, all humans have is a brain and opposable thumbs, so we developed tools.

    Tools.

    I know which model I think is better for our kind of creature. You are free to decide otherwise. I'll take freedom with all my rights intact over temporary or illusionary "security" from some royal government or parliament any time. Sorry if a lot of the people in other nations just cannot seem to grok this, but I bet it is because they are brainwashed since birth that your state has all the power and that it "grants" you certain limited liberties. In other words, you-as an extremist proponent from your POV-- might be extremely civilized, but you are still extremely a slave, chained in your mind.

    Is the US of today perfect, or even originally? Nope. No it is not and was not, for instance way back then folks of color from places like Africa or native Americans were not considered human beings. A serious contradiction, well recognized now and corrected. along with a host of other issues.

        Our theory though, that men are born free and with certain inalienable rights, was and is and shall always probably be an extremist position-compared to the governmental designs and policies elsewhere. So be it and stuff. It's a continual work in progress. Yep, some nutcases out there, and last I looked, no one nation has an exclusive vendor lock in on them either.

        That we have apparently developed an hereditary class of so called professional career leaders in this nation...that function as olde tyme "rulers"...well, that needs to be worked on more as well. And it certainly won't get any better if people accept even less freedoms and even more infringements on our born-with rights, like they do elsewheres.

    The best all peoples can do is show by example, and if there are bad guys..the only example is not to be a bad guy yourself. As a sovereign human, I take no responsibility for what others do, and reject any notion of collective guilt by association. Collective guilt aspersions are an extreme case of demonization efforts meant to belittle the true worth of individuals and individual actions, and always lead to problems.

    So ....who is the extremist again? CH was-for freedom. Not a bad idea. Others are extremists for..something else.

    1. Re:no one is stopping you... by thomasw_lrd · · Score: 1

      What he said, what he said.

    2. Re:no one is stopping you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well said.

    3. Re:no one is stopping you... by Smordnys+s'regrepsA · · Score: 1

      I wish you hadn't AC'd, I would have liked to read your other comments (so long as they are this well thought out and versed)

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  48. Re:Sad to see him go, never thought about this asp by ormandj · · Score: 1

    Hard sci-fi would be my preference. I can deal with some soft, but most of it seems more on the fantasy side of the fence. I checked out Gaiman on the suggestion of a friend, and couldn't stand it. I just read a book by Larry Child (deep storm) which was pretty good. I'm currently reading Ringworld (chapter 3) by Niven, so far it seems "ok", if a bit "jumpy." We'll see how that one goes. :) Thanks!

  49. Re:Sad to see him go, never thought about this asp by ormandj · · Score: 1

    Loved the Fifth Element, loved the show Firefly (not the movie Serenity - I really don't like Summer Glau and her part was rather overplayed and corny/silly in the movie.). SG1 I watched over the period of two weeks (all 10 seasons) - awesome. I'm current on Atlantis, too. Futurama is my fav. cartoon, can't wait for new episodes. :D I'll check out those books, too. Thanks!

  50. Re:Sad to see him go, never thought about this asp by sconeu · · Score: 1

    In order, Yes, No, Yes, Yes.

    Baxter is the most depressing author I have ever read in my entire life.

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  51. Re:Sad to see him go, never thought about this asp by domatic · · Score: 1

    I've thoroughly enjoyed the Chung Kuo series:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chung_Kuo

    Donaldson's Gap Series are good too although both mentioned series span both the eighties and nineties.

  52. Re:Sad to see him go, never thought about this asp by ormandj · · Score: 1

    Great sites! Too bad the hardsf site moved away from real forums, the javascript ones suck. Thanks. :)

  53. Re:Finally... by maxume · · Score: 1

    A gun probably isn't enough to defend against the US military, but it at least makes person a more credible threat. As an American, I'm not real sure we have a gun problem. There is certainly an unfortunate level of violence involving guns, so it is a good discussion to be having, but a lot of that violence is simply exacerbated by the presence of the gun, not caused by it, which suggests that a lot of that violence can be dealt with by doing things other than taking away everybody's guns. Things like liberalizing drug laws to make it much less profitable to deal them, and trying to address the economic roots of a lot of violent crime.

    And the Constitution would need to modified to enact a gun ban at the federal level, not in the 'justification' sense you are talking about, but in the sense that a government that inconsistently interprets laws isn't really a government. So even if the second amendment didn't make sense to a majority of Americans, the first step would be to remove it from force, not rounding up the guns. And that would be quite a task, there are tens of millions of guns in private possession in the US, many of them are collectible or of other sentimental value.

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  54. Re:Finally... by exdcclay · · Score: 1

    You're right -- he wasn't an extremist nut -- unfortunately too many people like him -- people who choose not to think. Anyone who would run the NRA which specializes in spreading misinformation and pushing an 'all or none' mentality rather than reasonable discussions on gun control -- has lost all credibility for being anything other than an effective mouth piece. It's a shame he wasted it on something so destructive.

  55. Re:Finally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What are you, European? No, you don't have a "gun problem". You have a "100 million of your people murdered by their own governments in the last century" problem.

  56. Re:Sad to see him go, never thought about this asp by ormandj · · Score: 1

    Thanks, great link!

  57. Re:Finally... by Jhon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...and you think owning a gun is going to allow you to defend yourself against the US military ? This is the attitude I find bizarre.
    Why do you find it bizarre? It allowed the populace to defend itself against and repulse the UK military in the 18th century. It nearly allowed the southern states to fend off/repell the US military in the 19th century.

    It allowed a small group in Waco, TX to fend off the federal government for nearly 2 months.

    If you mean that a SINGLE person cant defend itself against the military, you are correct. But who ever suggested that was the case?

    I'm for gun control and no huge fan of Jefferson, but any American who believes in the idea of a separation between church and state (which derived from a non-official letter between Jefferson and the Danbury Baptists Association) should at least acknowldge his beliefs on an armed populace:

    "God forbid we should ever be twenty years without such a rebellion. The people cannot be all, and always, well informed. The part which is wrong will be discontented, in proportion to the importance of the facts they misconceive. If they remain quiet under such misconceptions, it is lethargy, the forerunner of death to the public liberty. ...
    And what country can preserve its liberties, if it's rulers are not warned from time to time, that this people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to the facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost
    in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time, with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure."


    Personally, I find it bizzare how you easily misunderstand things.
  58. Re:Sad to see him go, never thought about this asp by acvh · · Score: 1

    I don't think of Baxter as "depressing" so much, more that he tends to take his stories to their absolute end, which often involves the death of the universe or the disintegration of the earth.

    Many of his novels actually display a great amount of hope. Human intelligence often survives through incredible trials and demanding circumstances. The Ring plays out this way, as does Titan.

    Voyage was one of the best "alternate history" novels I've read.

    Back on topic, Heston was John Wayne with skill. He played some memorable characters, and rose to the occasion when cast in an "epic" film, like Ben Hur and The 10 Commandments.

  59. Re:Finally... by greg_barton · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And, here is the contradiction: if gun advocates really think that a well armed populace can hold off the US military, then they also should think we ought to get out of Iraq NOW.

    We'll never be able to subdue a well armed insurgency, right?

    They'll fight to the end and win, right?

    They have to believe these things, otherwise their main reason for having a "well armed militia" to defend against government oppression is just a bunch of hoo-ha.

  60. noun p verb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  61. The United States IS Extremist by tjstork · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The USA is an extremist nation. It always has been and always will be. Let's face it. Life in the early USA sucked and the only reason anyone in their right mind would want to come to this freezing, savage filled continent would either be due to immense greed or some immense political or religious belief.

    There is not a single page of American history where the country cannot be divided up into those sets of people - greedy people, religious fruitcakes, and political maniacs. They built the colonies, rammed through the American revolution, wrote our constitution, and continue to drive our present political discourse.

    Folks look for moderates in the USA, and there aren't any. Everyone has one opinion or another that is radical about something, it is just that, because everyone's radicalism averages out at a survey level, it only seems like the USA is a rational country.

    Americans love radicals, always have, and always will. Thomas Jefferson was a radical. John Brown was a radical. Both Roosevelts were radicals and Wilson was a radical and Kennedy was a radical. Johnson, Carter, Bush.. those guys weren't radicals, but the country hated them. Clinton wasn't radical, but he definitely fell into the greedy camp - greedy for power, greedy for the ladies.... and nobody ever really -liked- him... just, they thought did a decent enough job. Now they loved Reagan, and they love Obama...

    So yeah, I like Charlton Heston. I'm a member of the NRA and damned proud of it, and I love my AK-47 and my AR-15 and my Barrett .50 caliber rifle... and I love my country that I have the right to have all this cool stuff, just as much as I love it that someone else on the left wing can have the right to their own dumb ideas about socialism and one world UN government.

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  62. Seemed to work ok in Vietnam and Iraq! by tjstork · · Score: 4, Insightful

    and you think owning a gun is going to allow you to defend yourself against the US military ?

    It sucks for we USA but that seems to be working just fine for the insurgents in Iraq. 20 billion dollars a month in occupation is being spent trying to suppress an insurgency that is armed with little more than homemade explosives and automatic weapons. If that does not give you an idea as to the efficacy of the right to keep and bear arms in keeping out a government that you do not like, then nothing will.

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    1. Re:Seemed to work ok in Vietnam and Iraq! by thomasw_lrd · · Score: 1

      Apparently nobody has ever seen Red Dawn starring Patick Swayze. Yes, the people can hold off the govt if it becomes tyrannical enough. Or what about Star Wars eps. 4-6. You don't think Palpatine placed a ban on all lightsabers? Sorry, just finished watching spikes star wars weekend, and those movies make me feel like fighting for my rights.

    2. Re:Seemed to work ok in Vietnam and Iraq! by StormyWeather · · Score: 1

      Those "homemade" explosives are pouring in from Iran and aren't really homemade. I mean really, who of you knows how to make some crap in your tub that can kill people in a tank? I don't think military action against Iran is a good idea or even feasible, but even PBS and NPR has had footage of the cases of drugs/money/explosives coming over from Iran. All of the soldiers patrolling the border know it to be a fact, all of the major media outlets know it to be a fact. I think the general populace refuses to acknowledge it so they don't appear to be giving the thumbs up to attacking Iran, which might be a good reason, but it's still silly to call them homemade. Improvised yes, homemade no..

    3. Re:Seemed to work ok in Vietnam and Iraq! by PlatyPaul · · Score: 1

      Apparently nobody has ever seen Red Dawn starring Patick Swayze. Yes, the people can hold off the Soviet govt if it becomes tyrannical enough.

      Fixed that for you. It was the good ol' US of A vs. the damn dirty Commies (and don't you forget it!).
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    4. Re:Seemed to work ok in Vietnam and Iraq! by tjstork · · Score: 1

      I mean really, who of you knows how to make some crap in your tub that can kill people in a tank?

      Two words: Timothy McVeigh.

      Defense rests.

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    5. Re:Seemed to work ok in Vietnam and Iraq! by errxn · · Score: 1

      Two words: Taco Bell.

      Defense rests.


      There, fixed that for you.
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    6. Re:Seemed to work ok in Vietnam and Iraq! by thomasw_lrd · · Score: 1

      Yeah, sorry about that. Thanks for correcting me.

    7. Re:Seemed to work ok in Vietnam and Iraq! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like how much it helped Iraq's citizens stop Saddam? or Afghans against the Taliban?

      You are kidding yourself if you think guns in the general population will stop a dictatorship from happening.. or even make it much harder to maintain... a strong democracy with strict checks on election fraud, a strict separation of powers and an independent media protected by free speech laws, is the best way to prevent that from happening..

      Oh wait.. I see why you want the guns!

  63. Re:Finally... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    That's a good point. There are two things to consider:

    First, any revolution in the US would be unlikely to involve all-out War with the US Military. If the Government starts nuking or firebombing US Cities it loses all support that would be remaining. Back in WWII we'd firebomb a neighborhood holding insurgents (women and children and all) but modern Americans won't stand for it. So, we're staring with limited skirmishes, but the military definitely has an advantage over the citizenry with automatic weapons. That's not how it's supposed to be. The citizenry has much larger numbers, though. See Federalist #46 for Madison's explanation of how the odds were an important factor in formulating the ideas.

    Most likely any revolt would revolve around extreme oppression (ala V for Vendetta) and the military folks have their own conscience. Given a certain tipping point, the incumbent oppressors would likely lose the support of the military (assuming the memory of a Free America is still within sight). The Second Amendment is supposed to protect us from tyranny and largely depends on the Wisdom of the Masses to be effective.

    But to your point - yeah, so far the US has lost to the insurgents, otherwise it would have been the NeoCon Cakewalk and we'd be gone, except for our permanent military bases they want to build. If John Kerry had been elected in '04 we'd be out by now and they would have won, as you suggest. If they lose now it's going to be due to political pressures (as suggested by last week's NIE), not military victory.

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  64. Re:Finally... by STrinity · · Score: 1

    To be honest, when it comes to gun control, most of the rest of the western world looks at the US in amazement
    Even Switzerland, where all members of the militia (which includes all adult males) keep assault weapons in their house?
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  65. Re:Finally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Communists and fascists are 2 faces of the same coin. Why do you think that they hated each other so much. They were in direct competition for the same basic idea: the power of the state over the power of the people. Hitler and Stalin were in league at one time, so they were not that far apart. Heck, even FDR was one of them. Why do you think that he invaded Germany when Japan attacked us? He was trying to save his cohort, uncle Joe. We are very fortunate that he was not able to pack the supreme court. We would be a very different country today.

  66. Re:Oblig by Aggrav8d · · Score: 1

    When Alec Guinness died, we said that he's become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

    When Douglas Adams died, we said that he's no doubt spending a year dead for tax reasons.

    When Arthur C. Clarke died, we said that he's probably been reincarnated as a large orbiting fetus.

    When Gary Gygax died, we said that he's lost his last saving throw.

    No, it's never too early, especially if the deceased would have appreciated the joke. When Terry Gilliam dies, you bet we're going to say: "Well you're dead now, so shut up." When Neal Stephenson dies, you bet we're going to comment about how the ending was a bit abrupt.

    What will they say about Slashdot? All I can think of is that the first page of the guest book at the way will be full of "FRIST PO$T!!1!"
  67. Re:Finally... by greg_barton · · Score: 1

    If John Kerry had been elected in '04 we'd be out by now and they would have won, as you suggest.

    Nah, if Kerry had been elected we'd have twice the troop presence we have now because he wouldn't want to be perceived as weak on terror, and we'd still be losing. It's taken this extra four years to break the "Republicans fight terror better" myth. (and also the "Republicans manage the economy better" myth)

    Too bad we're nowhere near what I see as the ideal government configuration: Democrat president, Republican house of representatives, and [who_the_fuck_cares] senate. It's best when there's a divided government, Republicans hold the purse strings, (and are kept honest by actually having to do what they say they want...i.e. no waste and balanced budgets) and Democrats hold the moral rudder towards a more civil society. (and are likewise kept honest by the Republicans and governmental power is kept in check...ON ALL SIDES.)
  68. Re:Finally... by Eth1csGrad1ent · · Score: 1

    yeah... because by "MOST of the rest of the western world" I actually meant Switzerland.

  69. Re:Oblig by mfnickster · · Score: 4, Funny

    > What will they say about Slashdot? All I can think of is that the first page of the guest book at the way will be full of "FRIST PO$T!!1!"

    They'll probably say "NETCRAFT CONFIRMS IT."

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  70. Re:Finally... by thomasw_lrd · · Score: 1

    The NRA pushes all or none mentality, cause that's all they can do. When you start giving up little rights, you give up all rights. What part of that statement is hard to understand. Today it's guns, then smoking, then internet porn, then linux, then slashdot, then life. Wake up people and smell the gunpowder.

  71. Re:Finally... by rohan972 · · Score: 1

    Here in Australia, history shows that you don't always have to win an armed conflict to achieve your aims: "After 12 months, all but one of the demands of the Ballarat Reform League had been granted."

  72. Re:Sad to see him go, never thought about this asp by thomasw_lrd · · Score: 1

    Please don't talk bad about John Wayne, he was the greatest actor, even if his personal life sucked.

  73. Re:Sad to see him go, never thought about this asp by FleaPlus · · Score: 1

    I miss Asimov, Clarke, and all the greats. I've already read all their works, I'm ready for some new authors!

    In that vein: Neal Stephenson, Stephen Baxter, KIm Stanley Robinson, Greg Benford.


    I'd also personally add in Charles Stross. He's written some great hard sci fi (much of it freely-downloadable), and as an added bonus he's the only sci-fi author I can think of who has a 3-digit slashdot ID#.

  74. Re:Finally... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Eh, I think you give them both too much credit. The last Republican congress spent like drunken sailors (and we didn't call them on it) and the Democrats are keen to put the government in charge of everything (like they do a great job at anything...) and take away people's freedom to make their own choices (hardy a high moral ground). They're both power-mad and enabled to be so by their parties (which Washington warned against). I have no idea how to get rid of them, though. On the Senate you're right - they're supposed to represent the States, but that got scuttled so now we have weakling states (since they have no say nor recourse) and large-scale homogeneity among them.

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  75. Nope. by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

    "As you're probably already aware, Charlton Heston passed away yesterday."

    Nope, wasn't aware of it. Unlike print and broadcast news, news aggregators online let me filter out entertainment and sports "news," so I had no idea, and I can't say I mind. I look forward to the day when some "famous" actor or athlete dies and I'm able to say "Who?"

    1. Re:Nope. by tedgyz · · Score: 1

      "As you're probably already aware, Charlton Heston passed away yesterday."

      Nope, wasn't aware of it. Unlike print and broadcast news, news aggregators online let me filter out entertainment and sports "news," so I had no idea, and I can't say I mind. I look forward to the day when some "famous" actor or athlete dies and I'm able to say "Who?" Gosh! You must be like, really smart.
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    2. Re:Nope. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And he doesn't own a TV!

  76. From the summary by CopaceticOpus · · Score: 1

    ...bizarro future Earth...
    SPOILER!!!
  77. Dennis Pennis by dwater · · Score: 1

    I'll never forget Dennis Pennis' interview with Charlton Heston (it seems to be one of the missing ones on youtube, else I'd post a link).

    The jokes are most likely completely lost on non-Brits, but they're totally hilarious for us :D

    Thanks Charlton, even though you didn't know about it.

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  78. pro gun control NRA member? by nephridium · · Score: 1

    Well, it's all a matter of interpretation. Fact is that during the time he made his best movies (including the POAs) Heston was pro gun control, a strong supporter of the civil rights movement "long before Hollywood found it fashionable" and was campaigning for democratic politicians.

    Then, around 1980 something changed his mind and he became a republican supporter and member of the NRA etc. From that time on I also can't recall any movie at all in which he plays a leading character. It would be interesting to find out what exactly made him change like that.

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    1. Re:pro gun control NRA member? by nuzak · · Score: 1

      Then, around 1980 something changed his mind and he became a republican supporter and member of the NRA etc.

      He did die of Alzheimers.

      Interesting though, I'd thought he was right-wing ever since he was a fertilized egg.

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  79. Re:Finally... by greg_barton · · Score: 1

    The last Republican congress spent like drunken sailors (and we didn't call them on it)

    Democrats couldn't call them on it. They had no power to do so. Republicans only stick to their rhetoric when it causes political pain to Democrats. Yes, Democrats want to put the government in charge of everything, and that's why Republicans need to hold the purse strings. (But only when they're kept honest by wanting to stick it to Democrats.)

    See, it's a balance held in check by the desire of both sides to politically hurt the other. However, neither side can be allowed to get too much power, otherwise we have the situations like 2000-2006.
  80. Anti gun people are retarded by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 0, Troll

    Charlton Heston has done nothing bad to anyone. In fact he received shit from pro-gun people for defending the anti-gun people's right to spout crap. Rarely do you ever find someone so fair and balanced. Yet, on the the news of his death most anti-gun people show their true selves and the fact is they're backwards little intolerant people. They're not better than the likes of Fred Phelps. Some of their hate comes from Michael Moore's shitty little movie and it's because they don't realise Moore twists things heavily and has been caught lying out right in his "documentary". This is because they are too simple to seek out the truth and rather live in a world of lies that supports their backwards beliefs. Thankfully these people will never have the respect and good life that Charlton Heston had and may each and everyone of them die from brain cancer.

  81. Re:Finally... by Xonstantine · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Anyone who would run the NRA which specializes in spreading misinformation and pushing an 'all or none' mentality rather than reasonable discussions on gun control -- has lost all credibility for being anything other than an effective mouth piece. The NRA is only an "extreme" organization when considered from the perspective of an anti-gun individual. The NRA has frequently colluded with anti-gun politicians and compromised away gun rights.

    "Reasonable discussions" with gun prohibitionists usually revolve around "which additional class of guns are we going to outlaw today?"...which is why most in the pro-gun crowd aren't too interested in having a reasonable discussion. In fact, the entire gun-control argument is one pretty much entirely based off of sensationalist hysterics.

    It's a shame he wasted it on something so destructive. I rest my case. Why should I bargain away my rights with the likes of you?
  82. Re:Finally... by religious+freak · · Score: 1

    I KNOW. I can only imagine what it's like to see this attitude from the outside in.

    Being an American (USA) I find it natural, though thinking logically about it, I can see how bizarre this must seem to a foreigner. Not only do I live in the USA, but I live in Arizona. Here in AZ you can purchase a firearm and carry it around in public, in a holster, without a license (though it takes a license if you want to conceal it.)

    I used to work in a bank, and I had a guy come in with a revolver holstered on his side. He didn't point it at me, so I didn't really care. It is rare, but it is part of being Arizonan.

    And in terms of being able to fight the military... yes, that is part of who we are too. Government oppression is always something we are acutely aware of and prepared to defend ourselves against.

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  83. Re:Finally... by schnikies79 · · Score: 1

    The discussion was over in 1791 when the bill of rights was ratified.

    It is an all or nothing debate. We either have the right, or we don't. Fortunately we do.

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  84. Re:Finally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What are you, European? No, you don't have a "gun problem". You have a "100 million of your people murdered by their own governments in the last century" problem. ^^^
    THIS

    Bravo, mate.
  85. Re:Sad to see him go, never thought about this asp by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

    Loved the Fifth Element, loved the show Firefly (not the movie Serenity - I really don't like Summer Glau and her part was rather overplayed and corny/silly in the movie.). SG1 I watched over the period of two weeks (all 10 seasons) - awesome. I'm current on Atlantis, too.

    I was iffy about Fifth Element, loved Firefly, liked Serenity (except for Wash & Book getting killed, and River turning into Buffy the Reaver Slayer). SG1 is fun to watch (I have all the DVDs). Atlantis seems to be recycling plots from SG1 & itself these days )I feel an immenent sharkjumping in the Force...)

    As far as reading sci fi goes, try Jack L Chalker, David Weber, S. M. Stirling, and Alan Steele. Not as known as Niven & Pournelle, Heinlien, et. al., but some seriously great reads in there.

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  86. Re:Finally... by Stealth+Potato · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Against gun control? Pro union? Pro civil liberty and equality? Seems that above all else, he was pro-freedom.

    No need to drag the phony conservative/liberal left/right political dichotomy into things...

  87. Re:Finally... by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

    This is the attitude I find bizarre. FWIW, I'm not an American - we dont have the gun problem that you have in the US - so perhaps thats why arguments like this make NO SENSE to me.

    What 'gun problem' is this? According to a statistic I saw in this thread, 22,000 people died in the US last year of gunshot wounds. If that figure is accurate, then, according to my handy dandy calculator, that equates to a 0.00000733333% chance of me dying of a gunshot wound this year. A 0.00000733333% chance is a statistical blip on the map. I'm far more likely to get a papercut.

    Quick, let's ban paper!!!!!!!!!!!

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  88. Re:Finally... by sir+fer · · Score: 1

    And in terms of being able to fight the military... yes, that is part of who we are too. Government oppression is always something we are acutely aware of and prepared to defend ourselves against. bullshit. If this were the case, you would have started fighting a long time ago. The fact that things have gone so far points to the fact that Americans generally are a bunch of slovenly pussy bitches (military personnel excluded altho not entirely)
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  89. Re:Finally... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    Democrats couldn't call them on it.

    Not Democrats, us - the voters who sent them back to Congress every two years no matter how much they spent!

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  90. Re:Finally... by Eth1csGrad1ent · · Score: 1


    I dunno, maybe this?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/School_shooting#Notable_Shootings

    and this ?

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4371403.stm

    or even this from the US CDC ? (its 10 years old now, but I doubt the rates have changed that much)

    http://www.cdc.gov/MMWR/preview/mmwrhtml/00046149.htm#00002255.htm

    If you're ok with the population of a medium-sized town disappearing every year due to Americans shooting other Americans, then I guess you don't have a gun problem - but where I come from we dont have metal detectors and armed security in our public high schools, and 200 odd people (out of 20 million) died from a firearm last year. Thats 1 per 100,000 vs 1 per 10,000 for the US. Theres an order of magnitude difference.

  91. Re:Sad to see him go, never thought about this asp by sconeu · · Score: 1

    You're right about "Voyage". "Titan" on the other hand....

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  92. *yoink* by MrYotsuya · · Score: 1

    woohoo! I finally got his gun!

  93. Re:Finally... by mjwx · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Of all the US gun nuts Heston scared me the least. He seemed like he would actually give you a meaningful conversation on gun ownership (to me, the biggest point of gun ownership is safety).

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  94. Just like Ronald Reagan, right? by Animaether · · Score: 1

    People are remembered for many things... history will tell whether ol' Chuck will be remembered for his acting talents, his pro-NRA vocalism/etc. or his many other, but less noteworthy, accomplishments.

  95. Good riddance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Good riddance... one gunhappy moron less

    1. Re:Good riddance... by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Good riddance... one gunhappy moron less"

      Don't forget to include "civil rights moron." AC, you can be such an idiot.

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  96. Re:Finally... by Smordnys+s'regrepsA · · Score: 1

    The only people I ever see are the local low-levels, who I helped elect, and who I actually generally like.

    If I could have gotten a pot shot off at some of the corrupt high-ups with a good chance of not being caught, morals be damned I'd do it. Unfortunately, they are a separate class of Americans, who are very hard to reach, with good security.

    It's a damn shame all of our extremists are no better than terrorists, taking out fellow civilians. It is the government who is supposed to be afraid, not the citizens.

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  97. Re:Finally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where you're from, what are the odds of dieing a violent death versus the USA? That is where the real standard of comparison should be. Of course you'll have less gunshot related incidents - you have a smaller percent of the population with guns than us - but that does not necessarily lessen your chances of being killed.

    FTI:Did you know that in the US, we have a town where it is mandatory for home owners to own a firearm? It has one of the nation's lowest violent crime rates, thanks to the fear and respect inspired by the knowledge that every person you accost could cost you your life.

  98. Wow, not just the cheese. by Smordnys+s'regrepsA · · Score: 1

    God I love the Swiss!

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  99. Re:Sad to see him go, never thought about this asp by Maserati · · Score: 1

    The horrifically violent sex turned me off of that series very, very early. The Gap series gets rough (Chung Kuo is far worse), but Donaldson isn't graphic about it. Or constant about it. Or selling his books with it. The Gap is readable, I do recommend it. Chung Kuo is violent pornography.

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  100. Re:Finally... by Eth1csGrad1ent · · Score: 1

    Australia.... remarkably similar to the US in terms of how I might die...without the guns.

  101. typical brainwashed brit, nanny state orphan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Re:typical brainwashed brit, nanny state orphan by vux984 · · Score: 0

      So I popped over to Lott's website like you suggested, and lo what do I find prominently highlighted... clear evidence that guns save lives...


      HOUSTON -- ...
      "Two suspects walked in the store and attempted to rob, or did rob the convenience store," Sgt. J. Rubio said. ...
      Police said Dan was pistol-whipped and forced to put his hands on the floor and lie down. Dan opened fire on the men as they left the store, investigators said.
      The man who was shot died out in front of the convenience store, officials said. His name was not released.
      Police said they found a stack of cash and a handgun near the body. . . .


      http://johnrlott.blogspot.com/

      Oh wait... how does that support your theory that guns save lives again? Or even increase security for that matter?

      At the end of the day, he still got robbed despite having a gun, and we now have a guy dead over some petty cash from a till, probably less than 100 bucks if they were operating under standard convenience store cash handling practices. And the clerk shot someone in the back, putting everyone in the vicinity at risk, when the damage had ALREADY been done and his safety was no longer even in question -- they were LEAVING when he shot them!! Yeah, I'm sure glad he had a gun. Really saved the day there. I feel safer already.

      So this is what you and Lott support?

      If that's your idea of a justification for gun ownership... you fail miserably, both of you.

    2. Re:typical brainwashed brit, nanny state orphan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or now that the criminals know the clerks at this store are armed, they will forget about pistol whipping and just shoot the clerk right off at the start.

  102. Re:Finally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go suck a dick you moron. I hope a bum takes a shit on your grave.

  103. Re:Finally... by Eth1csGrad1ent · · Score: 1

    Yes, that would explain why you and all your screechbot buddies are in mass graves.

    Oh, wait: you're not.

    You don't even believe your own bullshit, son. If you did, you wouldn't be screeching on the web. You'd be hiding in your closet, pissing yourself every time you heard a knock on the door. What a fucking joke. At least I'll put my name to my views.
    Son? You presume that you are somehow older and wiser than me? And my friends? Based upon what insightful information ?
    My pimple-faced innocense died a long time ago. How about you ?

    I don't need to hide in the closet if someone knocks on my door... I'm not in fear of being shot.
    There is a chance it may still happen, but I dont own a gun - nor do any of my mates, my family, my neighbors. We still have crime, people killing each other, breakins - but no more or less than the US - and yet, anarchy isnt running wild on the streets? But the citizens aren't armed to the teeth... how is that possible ???

    I'm sure they're out there, but they play no part in my life whatsoever.

    I live in Ballarat, Australia - the first major instance where Australians rose up against the governing English... that was then, this is now. There's not a gun to be found and we're doing ok. Must be a fucking miracle.

    The firearm death rates in the US are 10 times those of other civilised western countries.
    Your argument doesn't make sense to me... so what.. you gonna shoot me ?
  104. Re:Finally... by theanorak · · Score: 1

    Personally, I think this is interesting: according to this spreadsheet forecast from the US census bureau (and a quick SUM), the total number of deaths in the US for 2006-2007 was 2,820,930. So you could say that almost 1 in 100 people who died in that period did so from a gunshot wound. That sounds...high, to me.

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  105. Re:Finally... by GaryPatterson · · Score: 1

    Tell me, what would trigger you personally to respond to your government with armed force, and how could you defend yourself from the fully-armed SWAT team with helicopter support and sharpshooters on or in nearby buildings?

    It's lovely that your country has the right to bear arms written into your constitution. It's quaint that so many people think you can bring down your own government through military means (hopefully a last resort!) when the balance of power is about 99% on the government's side.

    You've got to face reality - unless the people in your country rise up en masse, you can't defend against your government. You'll be shot dead for resisting, and buried as a criminal and probably a terrorist. The last militia I heard about from the US included such patriots as Tim McVeigh, although the Waco cult wasn't far off in insanity. Armed resisters will be grouped with those people, unless the whole country swings against the government, and I'd say that even a totally corrupt gov't is too smart to allow that.

    I'm not a US citizen, and find this 'power to the people' defence of gun ownership bizarre in the extreme. My country never had the violent revolution for separation from the UK though, so I understand the beginnings of your right to bear arms, just not the current situation.

  106. Re:Finally... by hassanchop · · Score: 1

    "Australia.... remarkably similar to the US in terms of how I might die...without the freedom we gave up in the name of "safety"."

    Congratulations, you gave up some of your freedom for safety. Why are you proud of that?

  107. Re:Finally... by jasampler · · Score: 0

    You tried the hard way, mixing a critic to his political views on guns with a bloody celebration about his dead. Different people will reply to you for both "offenses", and you cannot get nothing useful from that.

  108. Re:Sad to see him go, never thought about this asp by ormandj · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the head's up. I actually felt "Ringworld" by Niven (almost done reading it) had excessive "sensual" mention in it. I am not a prude, it just seemed out of place; it really added absolutely nothing to the story or the character development and thus was unnecessary. Then again, it was very slight, and the rest of the story made up for it (easily.) Something of a "violent pornography" is EXACTLY why I can't stand most fantasy novels. I don't care to read details about how the ultimate dragon slayer spent his honeymoon slaying his bride.

  109. it's really other apes they fear .. :) by rs232 · · Score: 0, Troll

    "it's really other people they fear"

    Oh contraire, it's really other apes .. er, people with guns that they fear .. :)

    His flirtation with the NRA was more to do with him missing all the attention he got as a Hollywood star .

    The NRA was formed soon after KKK was banned, presumably as a response to whiteys fear of some nig .. er African Americans getting hold of guns .. :)

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    1. Re:it's really other apes they fear .. :) by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      That's some pretty breathtakingly BS crap, there. Wow.

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    2. Re:it's really other apes they fear .. :) by rs232 · · Score: 1

      "That's some pretty breathtakingly BS crap, there. Wow"

      OK, how's this for BS, Heston joined the NRA because it protects us from the government and the KKK isn't a racist organization ...

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    3. Re:it's really other apes they fear .. :) by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      OK, how's this for BS, Heston joined the NRA because it protects us from the government and the KKK isn't a racist organization ...

      How's this: Heston joined the NRA because he came to actually realize that what they do is important to him (specifically - especially at the time he became involved - look out for the rights of gun owners as many people were trying to remove or reduce those rights in a hamfisted attempt to make violent criminals behave better).

      The KKK doesn't have any more to do with this than the Black Panthers have to (meaningfully) do with the NAACP or the ANCF, or anything to do with policies and procedures in the US Senate, despite long-time Democrat senator Byrd (WV) having once been a pretty high muckity-muck in the Klan. Your attempt to somehow associate my desire to legally own the guns I use with anti-black racism says a lot about how poorly informed you are, or about how craven your world view is. And about how weak you know your argument (pathetic, and such as it is) is.

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    4. Re:it's really other apes they fear .. :) by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      The NRA was formed soon after KKK was banned, presumably as a response to whiteys fear of some nig .. er African Americans getting hold of guns .. :)

      Please tell you didn't believe that nonsense cartoon from Bowling for Columbine.

    5. Re:it's really other apes they fear .. :) by rs232 · · Score: 1

      "Your attempt to somehow associate my desire to legally own the guns I use with anti-black racism says a lot about how poorly informed you are"

      It's not your 'desire to legally own the guns' that scares me, it's you walking down the street carrying one that scares me .. :)

      You see, your still driven by the same basic instincts that allowed humanity to be a successful hunter/gatherer on the African planes millennia ago.

      "Beware the beast man, for he is the devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport, or lust or greed"

      http://www.scifiscripts.com/scripts/planetofapes67.txt

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    6. Re:it's really other apes they fear .. :) by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      it's you walking down the street carrying one that scares me .. :)

      Why? I'm rational. Crazy people/criminals are the ones you need to worry about, as they're more likely to be willing and able to do something dangerous whether or not you have a law that says otherwise. Statistically, you should be more worried about the thousands of people driving cars around you. Out of malice or poor judgement, they are far more likely to hurt or kill you or someone you care about than a person who legally owns and know how to use a gun. At least with your car, you have some experience, and the capability to be relatively protected in your own car - at least against some misuses by other people. What defense do you have against someone who comes after you and your car in a parking lot? Or who is breaking into your house, knowing that you're at home?

      your [sic] still driven by the same basic instincts that allowed humanity to be a successful hunter/gatherer on the African planes millennia ago

      And you aren't? Not nearly enough time has passed for evolution to make you not aware of, and not care if you are threatened, or not care if someone is threatening or injuring someone you care about. And such an evolutionary trend would be short lived, of course, because people who don't feel the need to preserve their lives or those of their families and friends aren't as likely to survive and reproduce.

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    7. Re:it's really other apes they fear .. :) by rs232 · · Score: 1

      >> it's you walking down the street carrying one that scares me .. :)

      > Why? I'm rational.

      I don't want to carry an AK47 on the way to the supermarket and you do, now just who is being rational. Your (non-sic) mental landscape must be a very scary place .. :)

      >> your [sic] still driven by the same basic instincts

      > And you aren't?

      Never said that, but I do know that I don't want *my* particular tribe getting access to assault rifles, you don't know them like I do .. :)

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    8. Re:it's really other apes they fear .. :) by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      I don't want to carry an AK47 on the way to the supermarket and you do, now just who is being rational. Your (non-sic) mental landscape must be a very scary place .. :)

      The difference between us is that you're painting a picture of me in your mental landscape that includes me carrying a rifle to work. I don't feel that need to. I don't even feel the need to have a handgun, 99.9% of the time. It's about having the option to defend myself if I feel the circumstances warrant it. If I'm carrying a vehicle full of expensive gear into rather dicey territory, I don't like the idea that the only deterrent I have against being roughed up or killed and having my stuff stolen is a 911 call on a cell phone, and the minutes or hours it might take to get a useful response. There's a place I go to do some dog training, but an incident a few years ago on a neighboring farm means that, now, there are feral hogs loose on the adjoining few thousand acres. I don't have any particular interest in hunting them, but they are absolutely scary several-hundred-pound animals that can kill you or your dogs if they're in the wrong mood. A magnum handgun is a convenient tool to have, just in case. And I can't get from home to where I'm going (where I might want to actually have one on my hip while in the field) without having it with me in the vehicle on my way through several jurisdictions, all with a patchwork of varying laws on the subject. On such a round trip, I would go from being a free citizen, to a felon, and back to being legal again in the space of 15 minutes and three zip codes. None of those geographic changes alter my mindset (or my aim!).

      This isn't about carrying a piece into the grocery store every day, or expecting that somehow I'm going to be the one to shoot some imagined terrorist before he Tom Clancy-ifies a shopping mall. It's about not being a felon for choosing the option when it seems appropriate. Likewise, I have no problem with far more draconian use of the law when it comes to people who DO decide that shooting in the street is a normal part of business. Most such people are repeat offenders, and are tied to gangs and other habitual crime. They need to go far, far away for a long time. In your jungle-instinct-driven behavior model, of course, we'd all just kill them on the spot for acting so stupidly or aggressively. But we don't do that, generally, do we?

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  110. Impact != Effect by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

    Unless Charlton fell out of the sky onto, or punched, or threw something at sci-fi... he had no impact on it at all. He might have produce some effect on it.

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  111. It's made of people! by srobert · · Score: 1

    Who could could forget that classic line: "Soylent Green is made of people! Mouthwatering delicious people!"

  112. gotta admire the guy... by airdrummer · · Score: 1

    for standing up for human rights:

    "participated in '50s-era civil rights marches...became president of the National Rifle Association."

  113. Re:Finally... by MetaPhyzx · · Score: 1

    I'm pro 2nd Amendment, and I agree about getting out of Iraq. The problem is that we can't just simply "get out".

    But yes, essentially there's a civil/cultural war developing there. The solution for us can't be by force, and that goes back to why the 2nd Amendment exists.

    The the US military is let's say a total of 2 million mobilized. the US population is 300 million. If, FSM forbid there was any sort of tyrannical government in power, they'd have some trouble subduing the masses, due to the number of firearms and other resources present and available to the populace.

    I agree with the poster way up yonder as well. The 2nd Amendment and the right to own guns is no more or less valuable than the other amendments in the Bill of Rights. I may not agree with you on how those rights are used, but I'll defend your right to do so.

    Look, there are well meaning positions all over on this; to be honest, you can say that about any position (abortion, health care, etc.). Everyone thinks they have the best answer.

    There is no best answer, but I do know that Tibetans turning over one or two cars didn't dissuade China from laying a boot to the province. On the other hand if the Taiwanese could only overturn one or two cars...

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  114. Yeah, Carter! by arth1 · · Score: 1

    Let's not forget that Charles Heston's original name was "John Carter". Yes, really. Honest. No, I'm not trolling.

    There's no denying the impact that John Carter had on Science Fiction!

  115. Re:Finally... by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

    That argument only works if you view gun ownership as a personal right. Not everyone believes that, including many US courts (which view the 2nd amendment as a collective right, not a personal one).

  116. SPOILERS! by vrbtm · · Score: 1

    Zonk! You have the big spoiler for the entire film printed right in the summary. For those of us who are waiting for this film to be released on HD-DVD before seeing it, please hide the big reveal. (meh.)

  117. Re:Finally... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

    And, here is the contradiction: if gun advocates really think that a well armed populace can hold off the US military, then they also should think we ought to get out of Iraq NOW.

    Well, I believe both things.

    So no contradiction here.

    We'll never be able to subdue a well armed insurgency, right?

    I don't think we'll be successful, no, but other people may have a different view. I don't agree with their assessment of the situation in Iraq, I think it's rather delusional, but I don't think that disqualifies them from believing in gun ownership rights.

    The notion that a gun advocate thinks that a government can never defeat an armed populace is ridiculous, a pure strawman. The point is you have to fight, and if you fight you may win, or you may lose. And even if your side wins, you may die in the process! But the whole point is that you have to fight, and if you lack the means to fight then you've lost before you've begun.

    Personally I think that in the case of an American revolution, we'd be able to acquire those "means" even if guns were banned. But having the large amount of legal weapons in the country today certainly gives us a huge leg up, just like the fact that every household in Iraq has at least one AK-47 helped the insurgency there.

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  118. Re:Sad to see him go, never thought about this asp by Maserati · · Score: 1

    At least in Ringworld the sex generally advances the plot (a bit) and isn't particularly detailed, nobody is a bloody-handed sadist or owns rape machines. And there's as much sex in Ringworld as there is in the rest of Niven's works put together, so you're done with it.

    I think I'm a healthy child of America: either set the scene and turn out the lights, or the sex is all I'm interested in. And if you don't have a talent for writing erotica, don't bother setting the scene.

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  119. Re:Finally... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    You've got to face reality - unless the people in your country rise up en masse, you can't defend against your government. ... The last militia I heard about from the US included such patriots as Tim McVeigh, although the Waco cult wasn't far off in insanity.

    That's exactly right. The system depends on the Wisdom of the Masses. Neither of the examples you cited had that critical aspect, so they weren't effective.

    You'll be shot dead for resisting, and buried as a criminal and probably a terrorist. Armed resisters will be grouped with those people, unless the whole country swings against the government, and I'd say that even a totally corrupt gov't is too smart to allow that.

    This describes well what happened during the American Revolution.

    I'm not a US citizen, and find this 'power to the people' defence of gun ownership bizarre in the extreme. My country never had the violent revolution for separation from the UK though, so I understand the beginnings of your right to bear arms, just not the current situation.

    The situation is different now than in the 1770's - we have a republic, which we didn't have then. But that doesn't mean those currently in power can't make a run for totalitarianism. Let's say there's some G8 summit or whatever and there are thousands of protestors and the government decides to take them out with a chemical weapon or neutron device, along with anybody else in the area. Likely, no? Possible, sure, so at least we have an option if something terrible happens. We hope to die never having seen it used, and so far the Republic has offered better options.

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  120. OMG! by M-RES · · Score: 1

    Soylent Green is Heston!

  121. Re:Finally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Struck a nerve, eh?

  122. Maybe not by slapout · · Score: 1

    From http://www.imao.us/archives/009883.html:

    LOS ANGELES (AP) - Despite numerous promises in his lifetime to allow his guns to be taken from his cold, dead hands, the late Charlton Heston issued a statement today saying that he will retain possession of his firearms into the afterlife. ...
    "Besides, the last time I thought I was dead, I woke up on a planet full of talking apes. I really could've used a good rifle then."

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  123. Re:Finally... by ArcherB · · Score: 0

    That argument only works if you view gun ownership as a personal right. Not everyone believes that, including many US courts (which view the 2nd amendment as a collective right, not a personal one). So is freedom of speech a "collective right"? What's the difference? They are both in the Bill of Rights, they should be treated equally. If you are willing to give up the Right to Arms, then you should be just as willing to give up the right to speech, and religion and freedom of the press, and the right to remain silent and all the other rights that the Constitution affords us.

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  124. Re:Finally... by robkeeney · · Score: 1

    I think Charlton Heston may well have appreciated being considered an extremist. "Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice, moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue." -Barry Goldwater

  125. Re:Finally... by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

    So is freedom of speech a "collective right"? What's the difference? They are both in the Bill of Rights,

    No, freedom of speech is an individual right. A collective right is one that a group holds. ie, as a regulated militia, that militia has the right to keep and bear arms. As opposed to some jackass in a trailerpark. Go do a little reading, it might enlighten you.

  126. Gun Control (using both hands) by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

    "Well, a gun is a tool for efficiently killing people, so yeah..."

    It's efficiency it solely based upon the user. No apostrophe in "its", please... But anyway, that doesn't matter. The fact is that this proficiency is much easier to come by than the equivalent proficiency in other lethal means (such as hand-to-hand, use of knives, etc.) and once acquired it's quite effective.

    If you are looking from a ROI standpoint, I think explosive weapons are more efficient at killing people. I'm sure there are ROI studies on this though. True, if you're talking numbers, you can kill more people with a bomb. But if you see someone, you can point at them, and say, "I want that person dead", a gun can make it happen, quickly and efficiently. It's a tool for killing people - I think it's worth thinking critically about why an individual needs that, and who ought to be allowed that power, in a society where killing people isn't generally allowed.

    To go back to the post I was responding to - compare the lethal efficiency of a gun to the printing press. Now, you could drop a printing press on someone and kill them, or maybe you could trick them into sticking their head inside and then crush it - but a printing press really doesn't excel at killing people.

    Mind you, I do believe people should have a right to self-defense, and self-defense that's only moderately effective isn't worth much - I just don't believe it's something you can equate with free speech. At a practical level there's a big liability involved with giving people that power too freely.
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  127. Re:Finally... by hassanchop · · Score: 1

    That argument only works if you view gun ownership as a personal right.


    No, what I or you believe is irrelevant, my belief changes nothing.

    Not everyone believes that, including many US courts


    That is wrong, the restriction of a right is not equivalent to "not believing gun ownership is a right". That is a silly argument that has no basis in logic or law.
  128. Re:Finally... by ArcherB · · Score: 0

    So is freedom of speech a "collective right"? What's the difference? They are both in the Bill of Rights,

    No, freedom of speech is an individual right. A collective right is one that a group holds. ie, as a regulated militia, that militia has the right to keep and bear arms. As opposed to some jackass in a trailerpark. Go do a little reading, it might enlighten you. Sorry, but saying:

    A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed. Is sole as a collective right is like saying that

    The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized. Does not mean a right to privacy.

    Don't try to call me ignorant and then follow up with a ridiculous argument like yours. That trailer trash is just as much an American as any other American and has the same rights you elitist piece of shit!

    Spend some time away from the yacht club, find a job and see how real people live. It may enlighten you.
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  129. Re:Finally... by sfjoe · · Score: 1

    How do you define an 'NRA Extremist'? Is it anybody who believes the citizenry should be able to defend itself from a tyrannical government?

    Now, that's kind of funny in a weird way. The gun nut crowd is the same gang that is lining up to hand over our civil liberties to the bush adminstration without a peep.
    If nothing else, it's unmasked the gun nuts as a bunch of gutless pussies with delusions of hero fantasies.

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  130. Re:Finally... by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

    Don't try to call me ignorant and then follow up with a ridiculous argument like yours.

    It isn't mine. It's the argument of legal scholars that has existed for decades (probably centuries) and stood the test of time. But, yes, I'm sure you're correct, and have out-though generations of scholars. Congrats! You should write a paper, I'm sure many would love to read it!

  131. Re:Finally... by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

    Speaking of silly argument, yours appears entirely incoherent. Please, try well composed english, next time, instead of what appears to be random words strung together. I mean, what the hell does

    'the restriction of a right is not equivalent to "not believing gun ownership is a right"'

    even mean??

  132. Re:Finally... by ArcherB · · Score: 1

    Don't try to call me ignorant and then follow up with a ridiculous argument like yours.

    It isn't mine. It's the argument of legal scholars that has existed for decades (probably centuries) and stood the test of time. But, yes, I'm sure you're correct, and have out-though generations of scholars. Congrats! You should write a paper, I'm sure many would love to read it! I don't need "scholars" to read for me as I learned to do that in the first grade.

    A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed. I don't care what the "scholars" say. It seems pretty cut and dry to me. "Keep and Bear Arms SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED" is pretty straight forward. The founding fathers even explained WHY and even threw in the word KEEP, which means I get to KEEP them in my home. I don't care how many years of school they took, they can not change what the words mean, no matter how hard they try.

    And like I said before, arguing against the second amendment is no different than arguing against the first, third, forth, or any other. Saying I can't own a gun is no different than saying the government can search my house without a warrant, arrest me for something I have said or tell me what church I must or can't go to.
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  133. Re:Finally... by GaryPatterson · · Score: 1

    Thanks for replying.

  134. Re:Finally... by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

    It seems pretty cut and dry to me.

    Better get writing, then! Sounds like you have a successful career in law or academia ahead of you!

  135. Guns are just porn! That is what is hard to admit. by kotku · · Score: 1

    Oh please, the blame the person not the tool drool again.

    Guns are a just fantasy item, essentially pornographic. However unlike your daddy's porn, the money shot here is a bullet penetrating a warm wet live body. Anything less just ain't satisfaction. If you are not convinced go and browse some of the gun forums where the "stopping power" of hollow points vs jacketed rounds are lovingly debated. You can almost see their hard ons through the screen. I'm not chicken to admit I fear the people who get off on pumping off rounds instead of the big wet one.

    peace!

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  136. Re:Guns are just porn! That is what is hard to adm by ScentCone · · Score: 1

    Guns are a just fantasy item, essentially pornographic

    No, I think that gun owners are your fantasy item. Your obsessive, lustful loathing sounds just like a repressed nun scolding about public displays of affection.

    the "stopping power" of hollow points vs jacketed rounds are lovingly debated

    Have you ever actually chosen ammunition based on what it actually does? Have you ever actually chosen to have venison for dinner instead of commercially slaughtered beef, or tofu? When you choose to kill an animal, you do have to actually know what the hell you're talking about. Shooting the groundhog that's digging leg-breaking holes in the pasture next to your hay barn isn't the same as shooting coyotes, or shooting that elk you're going to eat all winter. Caliber, projectile type, muzzle velocity, and the rest all contribute to getting the job done, no more or less. I spent the other morning debating whether to use #7-1/2 or #6 shot, in 7/8th, 1-ounce, or 1-1/8th ounce loads. Why? Because the partridges were bigger than expected, and they were flushing up into higher winds than expected. If you want good dinner birds, you want something a dog can still retrieve, and not too shot up. But you also don't want to risk merely breaking a wing or a leg and leaving a wounded bird on the move. Is there nothing you do in your life where specs matter? Do you only have one size screwdriver? Only one kitchen knife? Only one wine glass? Only one camera lens, or only one type of external storage for your data, or only one hat?

    Are people who talk about which shoes are best for running trails vs. which ones are best for running on pavement just talking "shoe porn" as far as you're concerned? Are people who get online and talk about different types of hydrogen fuel cells just swapping energy porn? Your anxiousness to paint absurd stereotypes just points out your ignorance, cowardice, and the danger you pose to other people because of them.

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  137. Re:Finally... by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

    No, freedom of speech is an individual right. A collective right is one that a group holds. ie, as a regulated militia, that militia has the right to keep and bear arms. As opposed to some jackass in a trailerpark. Go do a little reading, it might enlighten you.

    What part of:

    A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the PEOPLE to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

    don't you understand?

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  138. Re:Finally... by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

    1/.00000733333 is 1 in 136,364. Still pretty good odds to me.

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  139. Re:Finally... by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

    The part you highlighted, actually, which has been an element of scholarly debate regarding the second amendment (something *you* apparently don't understand). Quoting Michael Dorf (link) on the topic of methods of interpretation of the second amendment following a recent ruling in the case of "United States v. Emerson":

    "The first model holds that the right to keep and bear arms belongs to the people collectively rather than to individuals, because the right's only purpose is to enable states to maintain a militia; it is not for individuals' benefit. The second model is similar to the first. It holds that the right to keep and bear arms exists only for individuals actively serving in the militia, and then only pursuant to such regulations as may be prescribed. Under either of the first two models, a private citizen has no right to possess a firearm for personal use. But the court rejected these two models in favor of a third, the individual rights model. Under this third model, the Second Amendment protects a right of individuals to own and possess firearms, much as the First Amendment protects a right of individuals to engage in free speech."

    So, "the people" could be all individuals, or it could be "the people", as part of a "well-regulated militia", the latter emphasizing the purpose clause of the amendment. Your own bias results in your choice of interpretation. But it isn't the only one, believe it or not (of course, most pro-gun folks would prefer not). And, interestingly, that same article points out that "in endorsing the third, individual rights model, the Fifth Circuit broke ranks with the other federal appeals courts that have addressed the issue, all of which have adopted some variant of the first two models."

    Of course, my bet is you'll go the way of our favorite arch-conservative, ArcherB, and just decry this stuff as the imaginative ramblings of ivory-tower scholars and judges who like to "legislate from the bench". That's your choice... and I would expect nothing less. But, maybe someone with a more open mind will come along, read this, and realize there's more to this debate than the simple black-and-white interpretation the pro-gun lobby likes to favour.

  140. Re:Finally... by Eth1csGrad1ent · · Score: 1

    Congratulations, you gave up some of your freedom for safety. Why are you proud of that? What kind of assertion is this ? What makes you any "safer" than me because you have a gun and the other guy has a gun. In the society I live in, guns are rare. The guy picking a fight at the nightglub more than likely ISNT armed. The neighbors in my street arent armed and kids arent taking guns to school. Yes they still exist, and yes people still die from firearms, but at a much, much lower rate than the US. Pro gun nuts talk about the right to bear arms to protect themselves against a tyranical government, but the more likely scenario is that you get shot by your neighbor. You can assert that I'm somehow LESS free than you... but thats a point of view with no substance to back it up. Even in the US, you cant walk around with a mini-nuke in your pocket, so does that make you LESS free than the guy who can ? You also talk as if civilised society didn't exist prior to the US Constitution and "the right to bear arms" and cannot exist without it and on this I call BULLSHIT. There are plenty of other democratic countries in the world who seem to get by just fine without the US Constitution. Its one model of many. Does it work ? Yes. Is it perfect ? Not by a long shot. None of them are.
  141. Re:Finally... by Eth1csGrad1ent · · Score: 1

    1/.00000733333 is 1 in 136,364. Still pretty good odds to me. Sorry to burst your bubble but, from your own figures: 22000 deaths / 300 million people is .00007333 which is 1 in 13,636. US firearm death rate roughly 1 in 10,000. Australian firearm death rate roughly 1 in 100,000 You are 10 times more likely to get shot in the US than you are in Australia.
  142. Here is the break down of that 'fact' by geekoid · · Score: 1
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  143. wrong, wrong, and stupid. by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Wow, talk about a bunch of crap.

    "Our crime rate has gone down "
    Crime does not equal gun.

    "because of effective policing and our Gun Law"
    Correlation does not imply causation

    "our gang wars are fought with Knives and Clubs not AK's and 9mm's."
    what? so, the crime is still happening. even within you post of logical fallacies this make no sense.

    "In the 10 year period crime rates have actually gone down, "

    Homicide rate has been decreasing since the 70's.
    On fact it went UP after the ban. Only slightly,more likely a statical fluctuation.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_murder_rate

    I can't find a chart on crimes, for Australia, just homicide. There is a lot of concern over Austrailia's 'jump in crime rate'. But those reports only say things like 10% increase. By it self it's pretty meaningless.

    "gun crime was never at the pandemic levels as it is in the US"
    Pandemice? We have one of the lowest crime rates in the WORLD.

    You get a murder with a knife, we have a murder with a gun. please tell me why one matters more then another?

    Do you even know very few people had hand guns even before this 'ban'? many of those same people STILL have a gun?

    "As long as any Australian can remember none of them have ever felt that guns were needed to solve problems."
    SO your military, police force and hunters don't use guns?

    Do you even remember how to think for yourself?

    Gun ban had no effect with any crime statistic at all in Australia.

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  144. Re:Finally... by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Notice how poorly we are doing. So it seems to be working.
    However there are other factors, mostly are stupid administration and there very harmful policies.

    So fighting them with guns isn't really the answer. Meaning, yeah it worked for them. Have a strong presence in addition to some good political negotiators is the only way out of this situation. Except just leaving, but not only would the be a political nightmare(globally speaking) and fiscal night mare, it would be just mean.

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  145. Re:Finally... by ArcherB · · Score: 1



    I think the key you and these supposed "scholars" are missing is "...people to keep and bear..." Where do people keep things? Do people keep things in the armory? No. People keep things in their homes. What does it mean to bear something? It means to have it on your person and show it. The right of the people to keep and bear shall not be infringed.

    What's not to understand? Now don't go find some liberal weenie academia type that can debate anything (like the definition of "is"). Read it for yourself and tell me what there is to honestly debate?

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  146. Re:Finally... by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

    Have you written that paper, yet?

  147. Re:Finally... by ArcherB · · Score: 1

    I just did. Just copy all my posts on this thread and paste into an OpenOffice Text Doc and there it is! Click on File, Save As, and type in "Truly Genius Comments by ArcherB that I can not refute.odt"

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