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  1. Re:What the hell is the fuss about on Organs of UK Nuclear Workers Secretly Harvested; Energy Secretary Apologizes · · Score: 4, Funny

    Only three things are certain in life. Death, taxes, and getting your organs harvested by the government.

  2. Re:Oh look on Worker Rights Extend To Facebook, Says NLRB · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    To be fair, this is one of the better days. Facebook is only on the front page twice.
    This story, and once annoyingly name dropped in the Wi-Fi Encryption story where it has NO relevance.

    It's my hope that people will soon STFU about facebook. It's just a propitiatory communication platform, in a long line of them, after all.

  3. Oh look on Worker Rights Extend To Facebook, Says NLRB · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Another slashdot story that takes an established event/concept/thing and makes a big deal about it because somehow facebook/twitter/social-net-dujour is involved.

    I always wonder if these stories have organic origins, or bubbled up from some PR department.

  4. Re:There's only one upgrade needed for Google on Google Give Searchers 'Instant Previews' of Result Pages · · Score: 1

    Somebody on slashdot converted me from a google homepage user, to a firefox search bar user about a year ago now, and I've never looked back.
    The homepage really does suck-donkey-dick, and will only suck more going forward as stuff is added. But unfortunately the javascript will now need to be blocked on the results page too.

    Does anyone find this instant-o-matic-crap actually slows them down, as the page jerks around to the firing of javascript setTimeouts?

  5. Cam on Motus Lets Users 'Film' Within Any 3D Environment · · Score: 1

    Does it work in the cinema?

  6. Re:Faster! on Toshiba Begins Selling MacBook Air SSD · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, but your desktop system will fit into a manilla envelope.

  7. Re:One man's problem... on Is Your Laptop Cooking Your Testicles? · · Score: 4, Funny

    You have a dom female rabbit, and a sub male rabbit with a face-sitting fetish? ... That's amazing.

  8. Re:Here's what's REALLY ACTUALLY happening on Lamebook Sues Facebook Over Trademark Infringement · · Score: 0

    I've hated facebook since before it was cool to hate facebook.

  9. Re:hmm on HP CEO Goes On the Lam As Oracle Hunts Him Down · · Score: 1

    Well spotited

  10. Re:Could that possibly be any more misleading? on Facebook Knows When You'll Get Dumped · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Has anyone made a bot that "plays" facebook yet?
    I bet a bot could be very socially successful on facebook, given the depth of the interaction. We could approach machine intelligence by lowering the standard for the Turing test.

  11. Re:hmm on HP CEO Goes On the Lam As Oracle Hunts Him Down · · Score: 1

    I just calculated my height in rack untits, just in case I need to hide in the server room one day.
    I would need around 40U to stand "comfortably".

  12. Re:Wanna check my balls? on TSA To Make Pat-Downs More Embarrassing To Encourage Scanner Use · · Score: 4, Funny

    Those who would give up essential liberty for a little ball rubbing action, deserve neither.

  13. And now fantasy on Separating Cyber-Warfare Fact From Fantasy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Security is best outsourced entirely to a company with a metal effect logo and lots of padlocks on their website.
    The most important aspect of security is the visualisation shown to the end user.
    All workstations should be protected by at least a green spinning cube.
    Voice recognition or hand print scanners are the way forward.
    Light your server room from above very slow spinning fan blades.
    Factor in around one henchman in black, per 100 servers.
    Have web access to all critical systems. input[type="password"]{ font-size:1000%; }
    Have a physical self-destruct (as in a bomb), to destroy all your unencrypted data, if you simply get overwhelmed by Russian hackers in quasi-futuristic clothing.

  14. Re:Oh, just great on Researchers Find a 'Liberal Gene' · · Score: 1

    You take the blue pill and the story ends.
    You wake in your bed with nausea, insomnia, somnolence, anorexia, anxiety, nervousness, asthenia, tremors and reduced libido.
    You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

  15. Re:The bigger question is... on The Android Invasion Cometh; Is Resistance Futile? · · Score: 4, Funny

    At room temperature; yes.

  16. Re:Why no encryption? on Firefox Extension Makes Social-Network ID Spoofing Trivial · · Score: 1

    SSL can be delegated to a PCI-e crypto accelerator board.
    Perhap the same would work for privacy violation?

  17. Re:sounds like an opening for my new startup on Amazon To Allow Book Lending On the Kindle · · Score: 2, Funny

    We will make e-book readers so cheap that only the rich will burn paper books.

  18. Re:Even real books do not have such restrictions on Amazon To Allow Book Lending On the Kindle · · Score: 3, Funny

    I won't accept ebooks until I can get a digital DRM enforced coffee stain on it.

  19. Re:Software is not food on Taco Bell Programming · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Had a friend confuse bulbs of garlic with cloves of garlic. Niiice.

  20. Re:What is it? on Electronic Life Makes Evolving Art · · Score: 2, Informative
  21. Re:patents = virtual currency on Is Zynga Trying To Patent Virtual Currency? · · Score: 1

    This will be the end of societies that allow themselves to become mired like this.
    Take India for example. Generic drug industry = I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!

  22. Re:Planned obsolescence on Degraded Electrodes Observed In Aging Batteries · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Do I need to remind you that you have a choice in what products you buy?

    Buy something that is open/hackable/geek friendly.
    Buy batteries that can be rebuilt by the user using only a screw driver and soldering iron.
    Buy laser printers that have a toner refill port.
    Buy routers that can be reflashed with your choice of firmware.

    Who gives a FUCK about apple. Why does /. even have an apple section?

  23. Re:Planned obsolescence on Degraded Electrodes Observed In Aging Batteries · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We've come a long way since replacement batteries that cost as much as the laptop/phone did in the first place.

    Order some generic cells and get soldering.

  24. Re:Missing from the summary on Sony Gets Nasty With PSBreak Buyers · · Score: 1

    Ooo, forbidden hardware. I sort of want one now.

  25. Re:That is low on Microsoft Announces Web-Based Office365 · · Score: 2, Informative

    A startup could preserve captial by using openoffice, and starting a precident of not getting locked in right off the bat.
    "The cloud" is not the horse to back.