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Your Face Will Soon Be In Facebook Ads

jfruhlinger writes "If you're planning on checking into Starbucks using Facebook Places, your friends may soon see your profile picture in a Facebook ad for Starbucks — and, it goes without saying, you won't be paid a dime. You can't opt out, unless, as Dan Tynan puts it, "studiously avoid clicking "Like" or checking into any place that has a six- or seven-figure ad budget." The ad will also include whatever text you use in your checkin, so Tynan suggests some judicious pranksterism ("Just checked into the Starbucks around the corner and this doppio mocha latte tastes like goat urine")."

344 comments

  1. Hmmm by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 1

    I'm guessing my 'grey silhouette' default picture won't do them much good?

    1. Re:Hmmm by MrEricSir · · Score: 4, Funny

      My "hello.jpg" Facebook photo would make a great ad.

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    2. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did that once, and got banned.

    3. Re:Hmmm by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Or you use a copyrighted image for fb that you don't own the copyright to (and thus couldn't have implictly given to Facebook), wait untill the lawsuits start! I think this idea won't get too far.

    4. Re:Hmmm by kenrblan · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I like this idea. Hilarity would definitely ensue when the Target logo is shown on a Wal-Mart ad, Lowe's in Home Depot, etc. Once company could get free advertising on the competitor's dime!

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    5. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      loopback.jpg got me banned

    6. Re:Hmmm by shentino · · Score: 2

      As Facebook's TOS allows them to terminate any use at any time in their sole and final discretion for any or no reason, any loopholes will be conveniently plugged by administrative fiat.

    7. Re:Hmmm by robow · · Score: 0

      All photos are copyrighted whether you apply for it or not. Who ever takes the picture owns it. One over zealous lawyer and this harebrained scheme will be getting killed. Photos and copyright laws

    8. Re:Hmmm by slick7 · · Score: 1

      Where's RIAA when you really need them?

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    9. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you use a copyrighted image for fb that you don't own the copyright to (and thus couldn't have implictly given to Facebook), wait untill the lawsuits start! I think this idea won't get too far.

      The problem here is that Facebook has language on the image upload page that says something like "By uploading this image, I agree that I own the copyright to it. If not, I am in violation of Facebook's terms of service." So if it's a picture you don't have any rights to, you've already caused problems for yourself by claiming that you did have those rights.

    10. Re:Hmmm by Amouth · · Score: 2

      doesn't matter - only takes a single use to break the law..

      you can't go in to a bank and hold up a gun saying your going to rob people and 5min in when the cops show up put the gun down and say "you know what that isn't what i meant to do" and walk away

      while person A did upload the image and was in violation of copyright. so is Facebook when they distribute for profit.

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    11. Re:Hmmm by shentino · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What I mean is that someone using that loophole to get facebook in hot water may result in being banned (and all evidence getting shredded) before anyone has time to file a complaint.

    12. Re:Hmmm by arth1 · · Score: 2

      All photos are copyrighted whether you apply for it or not.

      Yes, but how it's implemented depends on where you live.
      If you're in the US, your copyright has to be registered in order for you to be awarded statutory damages -- for unregistered copyrights, the onus is on the plaintiff to document a monetary loss.

    13. Re:Hmmm by Amouth · · Score: 1

      very true - i would be surprised if they where not banned and also sued if facebook did get in trouble.

      but then again - how hard would it be to simply make spam accounts for it?

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    14. Re:Hmmm by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 5, Funny

      Finally my goatse profile pic is going to pay off.

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    15. Re:Hmmm by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

      You seem to think laws apply to Facebook.

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    16. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh wow, you can get banned from facebook? I put lolicon as my profile pic on at least 20 accounts and spammed friend request to no end and I was never banned. I was getting mousepads you see, so maybe they thought all my bullshit was a worthy cause.

    17. Re:Hmmm by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      Probably not hard to prove the loss. Your name in a commercial for (insert money-bag advertiser here) means you weren't compensated for your personal recommendation. They pay actors... and therefore, unapproved endorsements might also be libel, as well.

      I don't think this one flies. Add copyright + user upheaval + unintended endorsement + conversion of assets and this makes the lawyers rich one more time.

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    18. Re:Hmmm by Amouth · · Score: 1

      i have this feeling that laws should apply to everyone.

      sadly i know they don't - but that i'm one of the ones they do apply too..

      so i just keep my head low and make sure there is lower hanging fruit nearby for them to take away.

      if my wife didn't get sea sick i would have moved to international waters years ago.

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    19. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just submit a picture where you look like you are about to vomit - that will spike the intent of any food ads.

    20. Re:Hmmm by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Or a "Starbucks Sucks" picture for Starbucks ad

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    21. Re:Hmmm by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      so i just keep my head low and make sure there is lower hanging fruit nearby for them to take away.

      You keep slaves?

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    22. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You want people seeing you tease a goat? Thank you thank you. I'm here all week, tip your waitress.

    23. Re:Hmmm by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      And now the interesting part: I do not come from an English speaking country and I speak no English, hence I could not understand the contract and in my country, a signature under a contract that the signer could not read or understand is void.

      You're saying that Facebook states that the place of jurisdiction is $some_place_in_the_US and it says so in the signing up page? Sorry, couldn't read it. -> void.

      In other words, what FB can do is terminate my account because I could not enter a legally binding contract with them.

      So say that I would want to get FB into trouble, and say that I could actually not speak English (or, better, have a 10 year old do it, just to add another layer of troubles), that's probably what I'd do.

      What I want to say, the whole thing gets on thinner and thinner ice that I really wonder where the usual legal trolls are. Why didn't anyone ever bother to find a loophole in their "legal" contracts, create an account and start trolling them to hell and back?

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    24. Re:Hmmm by joocemann · · Score: 1

      I hope it won't go very far... But i'm reminded of one more reason to delete my FB account. I got tricked into creating it anyway.. their site actually basically lies to you when you create a band page... it asks who will be responsible for the band page, but it then creates a full on FB account for that person. NO. Time to delete this crap. Myspace got bought by the devil and now facebook treats me like i'm Rodney Dangerfield... no respect.

    25. Re:Hmmm by arisvega · · Score: 1

      Or you use a copyrighted image for fb that you don't own the copyright to

      Like, say, a picture of you? By uploading it to facebook, don't you relinquish your 'copyright' to them?

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    26. Re:Hmmm by AlterRNow · · Score: 1

      Your typed English is very good though :)

      Unfortunately, you won't understand this reply :(

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  2. My Face by Stargoat · · Score: 3, Insightful

    My Face won't. Why on earth should I care about anyone's opinion who isn't on Slashdot?

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    1. Re:My Face by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, your friends and family will upload pictures of you and tag them for you so Facebook has photos of you to draw from.

    2. Re:My Face by RabbitWho · · Score: 1

      Right, my mom is the only person I know who uses her face on her facebook account and I think it would be really awesome to see her on a billboard or something, as would she.

    3. Re:My Face by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me guess, you and your friends have anime profile pictures :P

    4. Re:My Face by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There's an important difference. If you upload a photograph of yourself, then you have agreed to Facebook's T&Cs, which gives them a transferable, commercial, license to use them as they wish. If you upload a photograph of someone else, this does not apply because copyright is jointly held by the person taking the photograph and the person represented.

      This means that Facebook would be violating copyright for commercial purposes if they used a photograph of someone other than the person who uploaded it. The person pictured would have standing to sue them for copyright infringement. Facebook could then (potentially, depending on the T&Cs) sue the person who uploaded the photograph for uploading something without the legal right to do so, but I doubt they'd consider suing their users to be good business.

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    5. Re:My Face by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      copyright is jointly held by the person taking the photograph and the person represented

      No it isn't. Absent a contract saying something different, the photographer owns the copyright. End of story.

      Image rights are quite different and only exist in a very few jurisdictions (and not the UK, which I get the impression you're from).

    6. Re:My Face by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      If you upload a photograph of someone else, this does not apply because copyright is jointly held by the person taking the photograph and the person represented.

      A single global copyright law? When did that happen? Methinks you are wrong on this one.

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    7. Re:My Face by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

      You may well have reasonable points though I would doubt it.

      However, none of them matter unless you have thousands of dollars burning a whole in your pocket to actually sue them. Most people don't and won't.

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    8. Re:My Face by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      If you upload a photograph of someone else, this does not apply because copyright is jointly held by the person taking the photograph and the person represented.

      They might get sued (and might lose) but that is not why. Being photographed does not give you any automatic rights in the copyright to the photograph.

       

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    9. Re:My Face by shentino · · Score: 2

      If you pay for the photograph, it's a work for hire that belongs to you, absent a contract saying something different.

    10. Re:My Face by trollertron3000 · · Score: 0

      Better yet, why care about anyone's opinion that isn't in the following group: me, my penis.

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    11. Re:My Face by vmxeo · · Score: 5, Informative

      Not quite. The photographer holds the copyright. People in the pictures have a right to publicity, but its considered separate from the actual copyright on the photo. Like in the Virgin Mobile case, they legally had the copyright but did not have consent from the model, aka "right to publicity".

    12. Re:My Face by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up. This is what I was thinking of, but my post is actually wrong and shouldn't be sitting at +5.

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    13. Re:My Face by h00manist · · Score: 1

      My Face won't. Why on earth should I care about anyone's opinion who isn't on Slashdot?

      Insensitive FB clods, we don't even have faces. We just go by ascii strings of nonsensical concatenated or random words such as Stargoat, The MAZZTer, CmdrTaco, h00man, and the like. We should indeed sue them for discrimination against the faceless.

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    14. Re:My Face by robow · · Score: 0

      But, is it facebook that is using the image or is it the advertising company? I think facebook may have to re-issue their terms and conditions to cover their 6 on this.

    15. Re:My Face by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Commercially it does. Someone cannot display a photograph of you as advertising, self-promotion, or that otherwise would infringe on your own publicity or privacy rights unless they have a signed model release.

    16. Re:My Face by kevinmenzel · · Score: 1

      Except that there is a difference between tags that link to an account, and tags that don't. For instance, tags that don't link to an account aren't searchable, or indexed. They are attatched to the picture and that's it. Even if someone tags a non-account person in multiple pictures in the same album, these tags don't link together.

    17. Re:My Face by DragonWriter · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Don't worry, your friends and family will upload pictures of you and tag them for you so Facebook has photos of you to draw from.

      And...exactly where does Facebook get the right to use my likeness in advertising? My friends and family didn't have it when they took the picture, so they can't have transferred it to Facebook by agreeing to the Facebook T&Cs.

    18. Re:My Face by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Berne Convention. That's what it was all about. Globally Enforced Copyright law.

      And anyone who doesn't agree gets their copyrights raped with impunity. Oh, and trade sanctions.

    19. Re:My Face by ender- · · Score: 1

      copyright is jointly held by the person taking the photograph and the person represented

      No it isn't. Absent a contract saying something different, the photographer owns the copyright. End of story.

      Image rights are quite different and only exist in a very few jurisdictions (and not the UK, which I get the impression you're from).

      His phrasing was poor, but the effects are the same. It's not that I [as the subject] hold any kind of copyright 'rights' to the photo.

      It doesn't matter who takes a picture of me. If someone wants to use that photograph of me for commercial purposes, they have to get me to sign a model release form. If they don't have that, I have the right to sue the photographer and/or the company that is using my photo for compensation.

    20. Re:My Face by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      There's an important difference. If you upload a photograph of yourself, then you have agreed to Facebook's T&Cs, which gives them a transferable, commercial, license to use them as they wish. If you upload a photograph of someone else, this does not apply because copyright is jointly held by the person taking the photograph and the person represented.

      I did not agree on Facebooks T&Cs. As a "free" transferable commercial license is illegal in europe. In other words if they don't compensate me for using my foto they do a copyright infringement ... and even more as it is a photo of *ME* and not only *my* artwork they infringe on my personal rights as well. In europe you can not give up rights granted to you by law with a legal agreement. Even if you do, that agreement is void.

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    21. Re:My Face by ArcherB · · Score: 2

      If you pay for the photograph, it's a work for hire that belongs to you, absent a contract saying something different.

      In the US, no it's not. You need a copyright release before you own that image. Sure, you own the paper photo itself and you are free to put it wherever you like. But you are not allowed to copy it without written consent from the photographer.

      This is why I demand a copyright release up front from any photographer I pay to take pictures. I also demand all photos taken, not just the ones the photographer thinks I might like. It costs more, but it's worth it to me.

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    22. Re:My Face by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

      If one person gives permission to another person to post their image, but does not upload it themselves, they are providing an image which is illegal for Facebook to use but legal for the uploader to upload.

      In this respect, the person whose image is used without consent can sue Facebook, and there are no legal charges which Facebook can pursue against either of them.

      Facebook needs to stop playing fast and loose with personal information and content. I hope a couple thousand lawsuits pop up from this causing them to realize once and for all that they are not entitled to my information, or to use it in any way they wish.

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    23. Re:My Face by icebraining · · Score: 1

      As a "free" transferable commercial license is illegal in europe.

      First, Europe doesn't have any common laws, the EU does. Secondly, citation needed - that would mean all CC and Open Source licenses were illegal, which I doubt very much.

    24. Re:My Face by Myopic · · Score: 1

      When you upload to Facebook, you are stating that you DO have those rights taken care of. Thus, if your friend takes your picture and uploads it, they are claiming to have your permission; if Facebook uses that photo, they have an agreement with the provider (your friend) in good faith. It is your friend who did something wrong, and your friend whom you should sue for damages.

      And THAT my friends is why intellectual property, and Facebook, are both absurd and terrible.

    25. Re:My Face by Caerdwyn · · Score: 1
      if Country != "China":

      Berne Convention. That's what it was all about. Globally Enforced Copyright law.

      And anyone who doesn't agree gets their copyrights raped with impunity. Oh, and trade sanctions.

      # There. FTFY.

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    26. Re:My Face by tgd · · Score: 1

      p>And THAT my friends is why intellectual property, and Facebook, are both absurd and terrible.

      No, that's why friends are terrible.

    27. Re:My Face by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's an interesting point. Since I wasn't sure I checked and generally you are correct. People assume a lot of things that aren't always correct, and more people should check this out:

      http://nylawline.typepad.com/photolawyer/work_for_hire/

      Forewarned is to have four arms, or something like that.

    28. Re:My Face by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      Better yet, why care about anyone's opinion that isn't in the following group: me, my penis.

      Sorry, but I don't believe I care about your opinion - and I guarantee I couldn't care less about your penis!

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    29. Re:My Face by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      For content that is covered by intellectual property rights, like photos and videos ("IP content"), you specifically give us the following permission, subject to your privacy and application settings: you grant us a non-exclusive, transferable, sub-licensable, royalty-free, worldwide license to use any IP content that you post on or in connection with Facebook ("IP License"). This IP License ends when you delete your IP content or your account unless your content has been shared with others, and they have not deleted it.

      Please note that IP and consent to represent commercially are two different things. Facebook says you grant them unrestricted use of your copyrighted photo. That is it. By nature this is easy, whenever you take a photo you have the copyright for it unless you were contracted by a parent company to take the photo for them, in which case they retain copyright.

      What this does not ask for nor guarantee is that every picture you take includes a model release of the subject. This is not required for uploading a photo on facebook, and as such facebook can not use photos commercially. At least in my country what they are proposing is illegal, and judging by the Virgin Mobile case in America which someone else linked to it's not legal there either.

    30. Re:My Face by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You deserve +1 Internets.

    31. Re:My Face by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      When you upload to Facebook, you are stating that you DO have those rights taken care of.

      No, you aren't. Nothing in the Facebook T&Cs requires you to assert that you have the right to use something in commercial advertising to post it on Facebook.

      Thus, if your friend takes your picture and uploads it, they are claiming to have your permission

      No, they aren't. They are claiming that there act of posting it doesn't violate anyone's IP rights (Sec. 5, Item 2 of the T&C), which, if they aren't using it for commercial advertising when they post it, is correct, whether or not they have permission to use it for commercial advertising.

    32. Re:My Face by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      In the US, what could happen is that the person who's picture was used (without permission) could go after the photographer (who holds the copyright for the file) for inappropriate use of the image. Facebook's liability would come from the concept that they, as a professional organization that is supposed to know about copyright issues, has to do due diligence to ensure that the photographer does indeed have the appropriate permissions to sell / give / assign the image to FB. I don't think they would be completely off the hook, but might be harder to get to. Seems like a genuine mess, something only a lawyer could love.

      I seem to recall a couple of cases where companies used photos uploaded to Flickr or some other photo site in a commercial venue. They had no model release and the 'models' were successfully suing the company with the photographer getting off the hook entirely.

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    33. Re:My Face by Pinckney · · Score: 1

      If you pay for the photograph, it's a work for hire that belongs to you, absent a contract saying something different.

      In the US, that is false. See wikipedia for details; essentially there are several criteria that must be satisfied for work by an independent contractor to be work for hire, including in particular that there must be a written agreement between the parties stating that the work is made for hire.

    34. Re:My Face by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      . Thus, if your friend takes your picture and uploads it, they are claiming to have your permission; if Facebook uses that photo, they have an agreement with the provider (your friend) in good faith. It is your friend who did something wrong, and your friend whom you should sue for damages.

      Not really. In the US, Facebook would be held partially responsible because they are supposed to be 'professional' enough to realize that they need a model release. You might get away with it on your hobby site, but FB has lawyers and all sorts of smart people. right?

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    35. Re:My Face by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm on slashdot, therefore you care about my opinion.

      I'm recommending that you care about the opinions of other people not on slashdot.

      Tada! now you care about people's opinions who are not on facebook. Dilemma solved. You may start worrying like everyone else.

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    36. Re:My Face by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you upload a photograph of someone else, this does not apply because copyright is jointly held by the person taking the photograph and the person represented.

      No, not the copyright. The person depicted has a right to their own image, but the copyright lies solely with the photographer. (This is why hiring a professional photographer for your wedding can be a huge problem, too.)

    37. Re:My Face by psithurism · · Score: 1

      Right, my mom is the only person I know who uses her face on her facebook account and I think it would be really awesome to see her on a billboard or something

      Better than seeing your elbow, or worse...

    38. Re:My Face by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      However, none of them matter unless you have thousands of dollars burning a whole in your pocket to actually sue them. Most people don't and won't.

      This is what contingency fees and class action lawsuits are for.

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    39. Re:My Face by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      If you upload a photograph of someone else, this does not apply because copyright is jointly held by the person taking the photograph and the person represented.

      So keep two accounts, one uploads photos of the other. Done. Even better (i.e., more legally tight) if you have an SO. Regardless of how tight they are.

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    40. Re:My Face by Ltap · · Score: 1

      It depends. In many Commonwealth countries, copyright is jointly held between the photographer and subject. I believe this was because of generic crowd scenes with identifiable faces that were later used as the placeholder picture for picture frames and such, which is why landscape art, animals, and models are used exclusively now.

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    41. Re:My Face by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

      Again, only if lots of other people have your same issue or it looks pretty good that you'll win, then and only then, do you get help from other people that decide to help you. Not exactly rock solid support system there.

      To get to class action you have to bring suit first anyway.

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    42. Re:My Face by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Interesting. I posted this as my first note to my profile two years ago:

      "I hereby reserve the right to revoke any previously granted license to any photographic content I post to Facebook. I further specifically revoke all rights to all photographic content I post to Facebook once I remove it from my profile or portion of my pages. Facebook, Inc. and its subsidiaries and affiliates ('Facebook') may maintain a copy or copies of the photos above on their servers indefinitely, but may not distribute them to any other commercial or private entity, or use them for any commercial purpose. I may modify this agreement at any time, for any reason, provided I post the updates here and/or provide said updates in writing to Facebook.

      By providing continued access to my profile, Facebook agrees to the above terms. "

      Call it an End User's License Agreement. I've not received a counter offer and they appear to have accepted my terms...

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    43. Re:My Face by HJED · · Score: 1

      Would EFF help with something like this?

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    44. Re:My Face by HJED · · Score: 1
      Facebooks T&C (which I believe is like a EULA and thus doesn't have legal standing?) says that you give them

      "For content that is covered by intellectual property rights, like photos and videos ("IP content"), you specifically give us the following permission, subject to your privacy and application settings: you grant us a non-exclusive, transferable, sub-licensable, royalty-free, worldwide license to use any IP content that you post on or in connection with Facebook ("IP License"). This IP License ends when you delete your IP content or your account unless your content has been shared with others, and they have not deleted it."
      --Facebook T&C 2,1

      but as other people have pointed out they don't require you to have a 'modeling release' for your photos (they can't use them for advertising, etc), your friend needs your permission to post to Facebook, but this does not give Facebook permission to use your photos to endorse products, etc.
      Further more falsely implying I endorse a product is defamation and fraud.
      Disclaimer: IANAL, this post is not legal advice and I don't accepts the Facebook T&C because it changes to often and they have breached it.

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    45. Re:My Face by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Forewarned is to have four arms, or something like that.

      Some moose in an old children's book said "you have four heads?" (My sister's childhood, not mine.) (Oh, it was in response to "forehead".)

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    46. Re:My Face by Maestro4k · · Score: 1

      Except Virgin got off in that case, the court basically rejected all her arguments, especially jurisdiction.

      That's not to say a better case might not succeed, but that one only served to prove you can be sued by someone without standing. Even at first glance it was pretty obvious that she was suing the wrong parties, as it was Virgin Australia who had used the picture, not Virgin Mobile US. Hell, she even named the Creative Commons in her original lawsuit!

    47. Re:My Face by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Talk for your country. In mine, even taking a picture of someone without his consent is not allowed, let alone uploading it somewhere. The only exception is when the person is not in focus and the motif is actually something else (like, you taking a picture of a cathedral with people around it).

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    48. Re:My Face by hacker · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, your friends and family will upload pictures of you and tag them for you so Facebook has photos of you to draw from.

      One of the biggest flaws in the design of Facebook, was allowing other people to tag you in photos, without your approval.

      What should happen, is you get tagged in photos, and for each photo you're tagged in, you have to approve it, before it goes live. Just like someone "friending" you on FB.

      I'm shocked they let blind tagging of people happen like that.

    49. Re:My Face by yuri+benjamin · · Score: 2

      This is why I demand a copyright release up front from any photographer I pay to take pictures. I also demand all photos taken, not just the ones the photographer thinks I might like. It costs more, but it's worth it to me.

      I did this for my wedding photos in 2002. I shopped around for photographers who would do this and the only one who agreed was actually cheaper than the others and took very good photos. The first few that I approached laughed in my face and smugly told me no-one in their industry would do it. I have since advised all my friends as they got engaged to shop around for a photographer who will let you have all the photos (and raw files) and release copyright to you.

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    50. Re:My Face by stupid_is · · Score: 1
      There's also that key phrase "subject to your privacy and application settings". In there, you've got:

      Your status, photos and posts
      Photos and videos you're tagged in

      How hard is it to modify those settings to one that is not "all and sundry in the world"?

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    51. Re:My Face by HJED · · Score: 1

      Reasonably easy once you find the settings page, (it keeps moving). You do however have to check it regularly for new settings.

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    52. Re:My Face by RabbitWho · · Score: 1

      I collect reborn dolls, so my pictures are of them. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reborn_doll

    53. Re:My Face by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

      If you upload a photograph of someone else, this does not apply because copyright is jointly held by the person taking the photograph and the person represented.

      This expressly false. The copyright is owned solely by the photographer, subject to any written agreement between the photographer and the subjects in the picture. Unless there is explicit sharing of copyright, it resides *only* with the photographer.

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  3. Where is Diaspora? by FunkyELF · · Score: 1

    Whats the deal.... get it out there in the state its in.
    The more people using it the better.
    We've been waiting too long.

    1. Re:Where is Diaspora? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They should have named it Desperate!

    2. Re:Where is Diaspora? by dominion · · Score: 4, Informative

      Appleseed is open source, distributed social networking, built on a commodity stack, and installs in a few minutes on any LAMP compatible host.

      Code is available here:
      http://github.com/appleseedproj/appleseed

      Appleseed has a main beta site, appleseedproject.org, and approx. 150 test nodes out in the wild. If you'd like an invite, just email invite@appleseedproject.org. It's still in beta, but new features are added regularly.

      We've also been fundraising, if you'd like to donate, our fundraising ends in only 4 days, but every little bit counts:

      http://www.indiegogo.com/Open-Source-Social-Networking

      Here is our roadmap for the future:

      http://opensource.appleseedproject.org/roadmap/

      Diaspora is also available, here is their github. They are running on Ruby + Rails, and they were MongoDB based, but recently switched to MySQL.

      https://github.com/diaspora/diaspora

    3. Re:Where is Diaspora? by MonsterTrimble · · Score: 1

      Diaspora has the makings of a really beautiful, non-cruft social network but right now it's one half-step above proof of concept. Some things work, but not many.

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    4. Re:Where is Diaspora? by icebraining · · Score: 1

      Are there any plans on agreeing with a common API/message protocol?

    5. Re:Where is Diaspora? by dominion · · Score: 2

      Most definitely. There was a Federated Social Web Summit in Portland in July, 2010, and more on the way. There's a federated social web mailing list, and now the beginnings of a W3C working group that many of us will be working together on. I can't say for sure how it will shake out in the end, because we're all taking different approaches to see which one sticks, but I can guarantee you that a common protocol is part of the process.

      Appleseed, on that note, is built to be somewhat protocol agnostic, so we can support upcoming protocols, as well as multiple protocols simultaneously.

    6. Re:Where is Diaspora? by icebraining · · Score: 1

      Interesting, thanks.

    7. Re:Where is Diaspora? by dangitman · · Score: 1

      So, your solution to this social networking bullshit... is to create yet another social network? Great thinking.

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    8. Re:Where is Diaspora? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's some great info. I just contributed a bit even though I don't plan on using it just based upon your comment. I don't typically do that sort of thing.

    9. Re:Where is Diaspora? by HJED · · Score: 1

      list of diaspora pods by uptime: http://podup.sargodarya.de/ I found it usefull as I didn't want to have to wait for an invite and don't have the server[s] to set up my own one.

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    10. Re:Where is Diaspora? by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      [...] our fundraising ends in only 4 days [...]

      No it doesn't.

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    11. Re:Where is Diaspora? by dominion · · Score: 1

      You're right, now it ends in 3 days.

    12. Re:Where is Diaspora? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whats the deal.... get it out there in the state its in.
      The more people using it the better.
      We've been waiting too long.

      Diaspora currently lacks in all major features and has significant security problems still (most should be fixed by now, but is still considered insecure)

  4. Or.. by js3 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You could avoid using facebook altogether.

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    1. Re:Or.. by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 5, Funny

      You could avoid using facebook altogether.

      hey, I like that idea. is there a button for me to press to show everyone how I feel??

      (head asplodes)

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    2. Re:Or.. by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I already do, but my kids, mom*, sister, Evil-X, and nieces and nephews all use it, meaning my face might still wind up in a Starbucks ad. I might just join FaceBook to make their advertisers look foolish (the "goat urine" example in TFS).

      * My dad doesn't have nor want a computer. "I went without one for eighty years and I don't need one now!"

    3. Re:Or.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Or you could use it, understanding its flaws.

      Kinda like how I use Slashdot when I want to find interesting tech links accompanied by comments from sad, self-important nerds who believe they're smarter than everyone else on the planet.

      Now your turn. I recommend something about "bread and circuses", or maybe the "sheeple". Also highly recommended would be a rant about how you don't own a television, vote libertarian, hate Apple on principle, want to make love to Ann Rand, and think Ron Paul is your personal socioeconomic Jesus Christ.

    4. Re:Or.. by dkleinsc · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The key thing to realize about Facebook is that Facebook's customers are its advertisers and partners. Facebook users and their personal information are the product.

      Not that there aren't other businesses out there doing much the same thing - Google, NBC, CNN, and Fox for starters.

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    5. Re:Or.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I went down to the big top yesterday to watch the show, as I don't own a television since the last one exploded.

      Papa Lazarou was in the ring with his "sheeple", people in wooly coats who made bleating noises. The audience loved it, but I wasn't impressed so I just ate my sandwich. I noticed that some fruit had sneaked into my lunch box and, suppressing a gag reflex I threw it away. Bread and circuses make a wonderful combination but I hate apples.

      OK I'm half way there, but the Ayn Rand bit will require a bit more fortitude and mind bleach.

    6. Re:Or.. by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      I already do, but my kids, mom*, sister, Evil-X, and nieces and nephews all use it, meaning my face might still wind up in a Starbucks ad.

      No. They are only talking about the profile pictures, which they can reasonably assume were put there by the subjects. You could sue them if they did as you suggested and used your photo for advertising without your permission.

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    7. Re:Or.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      self-important nerds who believe they're smarter than everyone else on the planet

      We're not smarter than everybody else, just you!

    8. Re:Or.. by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      Insightful? Right, because this exact post isn't made every single time facebook gets mentioned here on slashdot, and isn't obvious in the first place.

      For the last time: there are reasons people still use facebook. There are bad things but there are also good things about it. If people are still using facebook, it isn't because they haven't realized they could stop using facebook.

    9. Re:Or.. by h00manist · · Score: 1

      You could avoid using facebook altogether.

      To many people, that's a bit like saying you could avoid using cars or gas-powered vehicles, or Microsoft products altogether. It's an idea, but not completely doable or effective in many cases.

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    10. Re:Or.. by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      Or, less radically, use Facebook without the stupid and pointless "check in" feature.

      Since my business plan is

      1. Relentless self-promotion
      2. ???
      3. Profit!

      I find Facebook, Twitter, etc., to be useful. I do not, however, find any use in an API to allow Facebook, Twitter, etc.,'s advertisers to track my movements.

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    11. Re:Or.. by gparent · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and you can also be a social shut in and never leave your house, just in case you might get mugged.

    12. Re:Or.. by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      Wise words. I've never "checked in" to anywhere. Not even sure I know how, but the whole "tell the robbers you're not at home" paranoia is reason enough not to use that tool. I've occasionally "liked" a post from friends in a sign of support without anything to add, but I'm not sure I've ever liked a commercial entity, nor do I feel much inclination to do so. I don't really like most companies all that much, so I guess that's part of it.

    13. Re:Or.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I noticed that some fruit had sneaked into my lunch box and, suppressing a gag reflex...

      Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

    14. Re:Or.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      is there a button for me to press to show everyone how I feel??

      You'll find it here: http://suicidemachine.org/

      Works also with MySpace, LinkedIn and Twitter.

    15. Re:Or.. by LordBullGod · · Score: 0

      You could avoid using facebook altogether.

      I have been able to do this for years, and funny enough, my life is still moving forward. I have even avoided LinkedIn,MySpace, and Blogs all together! How does my life continue? Not without Slash. thats for sure!

    16. Re:Or.. by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 2, Funny

      Kinda like how I use Slashdot when I want to find interesting tech links accompanied by comments from sad, self-important nerds who believe they're smarter than everyone else on the planet.

      Wait, what? I'm not sad.

    17. Re:Or.. by Bigbutt · · Score: 1

      That's where I am as well. I'll take pictures of where I am but then upload it with a, "we were out hiking today and got these cool pics" tag :)

      [John]

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      Shit better not happen!
    18. Re:Or.. by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      My thoughts exactly. The list of reasons for me avoiding Facebook gets longer by the day.

      --
      "What the American public doesn't know is what makes them the American public." -Ray Zalinsky (Tommy Boy)
    19. Re:Or.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It boggles my mind. Facebook does not fill a need quite the same as transportation. Many people actually do not have any other option than driving if they live in the boonies (read: most of the US), but if they have a computer and a network connection, there are many alternative to them that are just as good, if not better than Facebook.

    20. Re:Or.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a guaranteed 'insightful' or 'informative' post. Which annoys me for the same reason you post. Facebook is still fecking useful!

      Saying just leave facebook because of abuse is like saying "oh, just get rid of all telephone access, because advertisers just call your number then". Everyone (except the people on here who say the toooootally deleted their account... 50 bucks says that despite them saying that, 9 out of 10 of those people still use facebook anyway, but are just saying that to look good) still uses facebook! It's damned useful for setting up events and whatnot, and taking the effort out of trying to contact everyone individually.

    21. Re:Or.. by eshbums · · Score: 1

      Just tell the would-be robbers that you mean business: "Checking in at Starbucks 5 miles from home...but my attack dogs and trigger happy roommate hate coffee"

    22. Re:Or.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK I'm half way there, but the Ayn Rand bit will require a bit more fortitude and mind bleach.

      Now, now, he clearly said Ann Rand, her hot, less-crazy-in-a-bad-way cousin.

    23. Re:Or.. by Luyseyal · · Score: 1

      Yes, it's a hyperlink called "Alter Relationship". See above.

      -l

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    24. Re:Or.. by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      I know people who avoid using cars or gasoline-powered vehicles. I myself find not using Microsoft products quite easy.

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    25. Re:Or.. by neonmonk · · Score: 1

      Doesn't work with Facebook. =(

    26. Re:Or.. by HJED · · Score: 1

      you could also avoid using: email, IM, sms, telephones, telegrams, letters, smoke signals, etc. Social networks are an evolution in our communication technology and I don't think there going to be going away.

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    27. Re:Or.. by HJED · · Score: 1

      Other people can check you in at places unless you lock down your privacy settings, luckily this feature doesn't really seem to be catching. I only know one of two people who use that feature. Ironically they're people who have enough technical knowledge to know better.

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    28. Re:Or.. by izomiac · · Score: 1

      Facebook's penetrance is such that they almost certainly have compiled and cross-referenced information about you from your friends. By making an account you can see that data, and control it to an extent. Not being on Facebook in a true sense is probably only possible for a schizoid.

    29. Re:Or.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kinda like how I use Slashdot when I want to find interesting tech links accompanied by comments from sad, self-important nerds who believe they're smarter than everyone else on the planet.

      I use Slashdot when I want to find comments, interspersed with a few news/tech links, from sad self-important nerds who are in fact smarter than the vast majority of other folks on the planet.

    30. Re:Or.. by jmcvetta · · Score: 1

      I know people who avoid using cars or gasoline-powered vehicles. I myself find not using Microsoft products quite easy.

      Me too, but getting one's life setup to live car-free and Microsoft-free requires a good bit of effort - one has to really want it. Most people don't have the kind of vehement feeling about Facebook, that would make them put a lot of effort into avoiding it.

      If you have friends, family, and/or coworkers who have internet access - and most people do - you will be solicited to join Facebook by these people. They will think you are batty for refusing to join, and you will spend a lot of time explaining your reasons why to various people. Since those people use FB to communicate, you will be at least partially out of the loop. It's totally doable, but a pain in the ass.

    31. Re:Or.. by jmcvetta · · Score: 1

      What the hell is the point of the "check in" feature, anyways? Why is it supposed to be appealing to people?

    32. Re:Or.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can avoid using it, but that won't stop me from using your identity to make an account and friend all your relatives and fill it with your personal info and ? and profit!

    33. Re:Or.. by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Yes, if you happen to have mod points at that point in time, there is something you can click.

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    34. Re:Or.. by ExKoopaTroopa · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "if it's free, you are the product"

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      Don't Tell Me What I Can't Do!
    35. Re:Or.. by ColdGrits · · Score: 1

      You might not be sad, but Sad Keanu is sad :-(

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    36. Re:Or.. by Drugmath · · Score: 1

      1 person likes this.

  5. Actually... by Amorymeltzer · · Score: 1

    "studiously avoid clicking "Like" or checking into any place..."

    That's really quite easy. I'm doing it right now, in fact. I don't like the trend but this is silly FUD - doing nothing protects me, I have to make an effort to be used.

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    1. Re:Actually... by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      That's really quite easy. I'm doing it right now, in fact. I don't like the trend but this is silly FUD - doing nothing protects me, I have to make an effort to be used.

      Defend by doing nothing. How very Zen.

      Unfortunately, thanks in part to Facebook, we're seeing the emergence of a mindset that requires one to opt-out of others' get-rich-quick schemes. At some point in the future, doing nothing may no longer work. We may very well be damned if we do and damned if we don't.

    2. Re:Actually... by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      Defend by doing nothing. How very Zen.

      Defend against what? What have you done to defend yourself against the recent tiger attacks? Nothing, I'll wager, and Zen has nothing to do with it.

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    3. Re:Actually... by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 1

      Defend by doing nothing. How very Zen.

      Defend against what? What have you done to defend yourself against the recent tiger attacks? Nothing, I'll wager, and Zen has nothing to do with it.

      I purchased a tiger repellant rock ... and it's been working like a charm*




      * not to be confused with a tiger repellant charm, which has been proven to be a scam.

    4. Re:Actually... by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      What have you done to defend yourself against the recent tiger attacks?

      So you're telling me that Facebook has recently employed tigers. Interesting. Go on...

    5. Re:Actually... by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      You will notice I never mentioned Facebook.

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    6. Re:Actually... by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      You will notice I never mentioned Facebook.

      You may notice that we are talking about Facebook.

    7. Re:Actually... by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      Please get back to me when you've managed to join the dots.

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    8. Re:Actually... by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      I find your ideas fascinating and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

    9. Re:Actually... by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      Whoooooooooosh

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  6. The funny part? by Timex · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The funny part about that is that if they DO use my likeness in a Starbucks advert and I find out about it, I'll make no bones telling everyone on FB how much I detest Starbucks coffee. Oddly enough, I'll drink coffee in any form except decaf and Starbucks.

    Stupid Marketeering retards.

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    1. Re:The funny part? by pcgfx805 · · Score: 1

      No the funny part will be the text underneath your photo that will read "Can't get enough of that Starbucks cappuccino!", and the cappuccino mustache Photoshop'ed onto your lip.

    2. Re:The funny part? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Users want this feature and that is why the Marketing Dept has requested it.
      We're going to make a fortune on this revolutionary marketing idea and users are going to love it!
      Just because you work in IT doesn't mean you know everything!
      LET US DO THE MARKETING OKAY?

      Stupid Technical IT retards!

    3. Re:The funny part? by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 4, Funny

      It could be worse, such as photoshopping for hemorrhoid cream:

      "Suffering from anal itching, anal ache or pain, especially while sitting? Timex recommends Cool Bung brand rectal relief!"

    4. Re:The funny part? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The funny part about that is that if they DO use my likeness in a Starbucks advert and I find out about it, I'll make no bones telling everyone on FB how much I detest Starbucks coffee. Oddly enough, I'll drink coffee in any form except decaf and Starbucks.

      Stupid Marketeering retards.

      So, why would you say you "Like" starbucks on facebook in the first place. Furthermore, why do people use facebook? It has to be the lamest way to communicate with other human beings. Am I the only person in the world without a facebook account?

    5. Re:The funny part? by h00manist · · Score: 1

      The funny part about that is that if they DO use my likeness in a Starbucks advert and I find out about it, I'll make no bones telling everyone on FB how much I detest Starbucks coffee. Oddly enough, I'll drink coffee in any form except decaf and Starbucks.

      Same here, I always avoid all large companies whenever possible. Most especially those marketing mass garbage like CrackFucks, CrackCronald's, WhenDie's, etc. Other than them I accept pretty much anything. But I most often prefer the corner spot where the owner is present.

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    6. Re:The funny part? by PPH · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough, I'll drink coffee in any form except decaf and Starbucks.

      Used? Or am I being redundant?

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    7. Re:The funny part? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Timex recommends Cool Bung brand rectal relief!"

      and a Sponge Bath (413667) :P

    8. Re:The funny part? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And then you'll promptly get another cup of $8 joe to celebrate your victory.

    9. Re:The funny part? by twebb72 · · Score: 1

      +1 ItchyAss Likes This

    10. Re:The funny part? by Vectormatic · · Score: 1

      Let me guess, whenever there is a topic about Windows (the OS) here in slashdot, your shift and '4' keys are working overtime?

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  7. Correct Article Link by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 4, Informative
  8. Simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't use Facebook.

    1. Re:Simple solution by sorak · · Score: 1

      Why bother repeating this meme? I understand the "you signed up for this, stop complaining about it" angle, but how many people are really going to quit using facebook because they saw it for the 947th time on Slashdot?

    2. Re:Simple solution by Cwix · · Score: 1

      Perhaps none of them, but someone has to point out its their own damn fault, and everyone has been warning them that this was gonna happen.

      Mandatory xkcd:
      http://xkcd.com/743/

      Trust me, I'm playing the worlds tiniest violin for you, and your friends.

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  9. Doy?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course you can opt out. Just don't use Facebook. These people act like it's a requirement of modern society to be always-on, like electricity or indoor plumbing. Either don't use it, or shut your traps.

    1. Re:Doy?! by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      and if some idiot takes a pic of you and posts ABOUT you, then 'have' you then with you help from you.

      this is one danger. second-hand photo posting, so to speak.

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    2. Re:Doy?! by hedwards · · Score: 3, Insightful

      While I agree with the sentiment, what this really demonstrates is that the expectation of privacy needs to be revised to provide some protection. It's one thing if your face ends up in an ad or in the newspaper because it was one in a crowd, and quite another when you're the only person in the picture and they used it without your expressed permission.

      Fundamentally there's something wrong with a corporation as large as Starbucks being unable or unwilling to pay for models or get permission directly from the person whom they're wanting to feature.

    3. Re:Doy?! by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      geeze, once again in actual english (sorry, my typing is getting worse by the year..)

      "and if some idiot takes a pic OF you and/or posts ABOUT you, they now 'have you' without any help directly from you."

      once names and photos are 'linked' its probably impossible to unlink. again, all passively without your say-so.

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    4. Re:Doy?! by said213 · · Score: 0

      "Fundamentally there's something wrong with a corporation."

      There. Fixed that for you!

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    5. Re:Doy?! by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      There's something wrong with a corporation that charges $10 for a cup of coffee, too. This is nothing new.

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    6. Re:Doy?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry to be rude, but that isn't actual English either. There are dozens of mistakes in those three lines.

    7. Re:Doy?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not as much as something being wrong with a person who would pay $10 for a cup of coffee.

    8. Re:Doy?! by louic · · Score: 1

      Fundamentally there's something wrong with a corporation as large as Starbucks being unable or unwilling to pay for models or get permission directly from the person whom they're wanting to feature.

      That is not the point. They want _everybody_ to feature in their ads, so your everybody's friends will think you strongly recommend starbucks (which is very unlikely if you ever had _real_ coffee or cheescake)

    9. Re:Doy?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you don't join Facebook, you aren't going to have a profile to link the picture to, so your friend or idiot isn't going to be able to link your name to the photo unless they sign you up for an account without your knowledge or something. Your photo may be used, but your name isn't going to be on it.

      Paranoia is good, but you might consider a sock-puppet account on Facebook just so you understand how it works.

    10. Re:Doy?! by s.d. · · Score: 1

      Fundamentally there's something wrong with a corporation as large as Starbucks being unable or unwilling to pay for models or get permission directly from the person whom they're wanting to feature.

      They don't want to pay for anonymous models. They want all your friends to know you go to Starbucks in the hopes that subconsciously it will make them more likely to go next time they want coffee -- they are using the ads as a form of reference -- "I like Starbucks, you should check it out."

      As for getting your permission, you opted in to Facebook, so you gave FB permission to do whatever they want with anything you put there. While it feels more intrusive because it's your face on the screen, it's not really much different (on a technical level) than a company selling your email and contact info to affiliates.

    11. Re:Doy?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is nothing wrong with a company that charges $10 for a cup of coffee... there maybe something wrong with people who pay $10 for a cup of coffee. Though they may just have too much to spend.

    12. Re:Doy?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry to be rude, but that isn't actual English either. There are dozens of mistakes in those three lines.

      I understood it well enough, and I can only read English.

    13. Re:Doy?! by Maclir · · Score: 1

      $10 for a cup of coffee???? I didn't know the warm, brown liquid that was sold at Starbucks was actually "coffee". Now, if I want a cup or warmed up, caffeinated, over sweet yak urine...

    14. Re:Doy?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [...] and quite another when you're the only person in the picture and they used it without your expressed permission.

      And that's exactly where you are wrong. I do not use Facebook, but IIRC, their terms of service allow them to use all the pictures you upload for any purpose (including advertising). So as soon as you signed up, you already gave permission to Facebook to use all your stuff.

      I have been trying to tell this to people for a long time. In a cynical way, I actually think it's a good thing that they now start to make use of this right (I am expecting to see more). That way maybe people finally realize that they are treated like shit and quit using Facebook. Then again, they may just ignore it.

    15. Re:Doy?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't they have your express permission though? I thought that when you sign up for facebook and what not you give them all of the rights to everything you post. So you give facebook the rights to your pictures/comments/online identity, and then facebook sells that to starbucks.

    16. Re:Doy?! by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      If they use your photo for advertising without your permission you can sue them. They know that. That's why they will use only the profile photos (I predict that they will back down from that).

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    17. Re:Doy?! by jrroche · · Score: 1

      There's something wrong with a corporation that charges $10 for a cup of coffee, too. This is nothing new.

      I'm not aware of any drink at Starbucks that costs $10 no matter what size you get, unless you keep adding extra shots until you get to $10 for the total. I'm pretty sure you'd need about 10 add-shots minimum to accomplish that.

    18. Re:Doy?! by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      It's one thing if your face ends up in an ad or in the newspaper because it was one in a crowd, and quite another when you're the only person in the picture and they used it without your expressed permission.

      Facebook has your express permission to so use your profile picture.

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    19. Re:Doy?! by hardburn · · Score: 1

      I would conceivably pay $10 for a cup where I've been shown that everything has been done perfectly from the growing location, to cultivating, to roasting, to grinding, to brewing. The beans would probably be Kona, and the roasting process would have been meticulously tweaked to perfection.

      If it's just any old beans with some frothy milk added, then no. These days, a $1 McDonald's coffee is perfectly good for when I forget to buy more beans or I'm too rushed to do it myself.

      That said, the donotwant tag on this story is inappropriate. This is the best news urban mischief makers could have had. A few Guy Fawkes masks should be enough to shut down this idea forever.

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    20. Re:Doy?! by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      I think you gave expressed permission by using the service. I use the service, and thus give permission. If you don't want them to have permission, don't use the service.

      I think a bigger issue is that they change the terms of the service after-the-fact.

    21. Re:Doy?! by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      Sorry to be rude, but that isn't actual English either. There are dozens of mistakes in those three lines.

      I understood it well enough, and I can only read English.

      I also understood it fine, and I can neither read nor write in English.

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    22. Re:Doy?! by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      There's something wrong with a corporation that charges $10 for a cup of coffee, too. This is nothing new.

      There's something wrong with the use of hyperbole when stating a position.

    23. Re:Doy?! by HikingStick · · Score: 1

      Why is everyone complaining about not giving "express permission"? When a FB user signs up and accepts the site's terms of service, they do expressly give permission for Facebook to use their phots and likeness as they deem fit. Of course, you can opt out by modifying your privacy settings (I did, to block both their use of my photos and the location check-in feature). Save your rants for cases where companies step on your rights without permission. If you gave them your permission, I have little patience for the whining or pity for the end result.

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    24. Re:Doy?! by hedwards · · Score: 2

      I don't have a Facebook account, but that part of the ToS that you see on those sites is to allow them to provide the service by publishing the materials you provide. Not as permission to sell the rights to third parties. That's a fundamentally different way than how that's normally interpreted and I don't think that it would stand up in court.

    25. Re:Doy?! by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Thank you for proving my point. I don't personally have a FB account because I don't trust them. But, if they're requiring you to opt out in that fashion having slipped something like that into the ToS for the site, I think that's definitely worthy of regulation.

      Additionally, FB changes its privacy policy regularly enough that it's very difficult for people to keep up, just look at the /. coverage. It's really not the picture of informed consent when they need to go with subterfuge in order to trick people into allowing this sort of bullshit.

    26. Re:Doy?! by jareth-0205 · · Score: 1

      Of course you can opt out. Just don't use Facebook. These people act like it's a requirement of modern society to be always-on, like electricity or indoor plumbing. Either don't use it, or shut your traps.

      Or of course you could get off your high-horse and understand that you can't do that because you'll end up giving up every service you use. Most practical people have to assume what they expect to be the reasonable deal is, and go ahead based on that. ie get free service, covered by adverts. When everything you do online is covered by a 10-page impenetrable EULA, you have to make assumptions.
      This is clearly a breach of what's reasonable and expected, and just because it doesn't affect *you* doesn't mean it's not a problem.

    27. Re:Doy?! by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      I don't have a Facebook account, but that part of the ToS that you see on those sites is to allow them to provide the service by publishing the materials you provide.

      They don't need that. Such permission is implicit.

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    28. Re:Doy?! by Smallpond · · Score: 1

      What prevents me from posting a picture of Angelina Jolie as my FB profile picture? Do you think she would be happy having her face used in a Starbucks ad?

    29. Re:Doy?! by HJED · · Score: 1

      2. Sharing Your Content and Information
      You own all of the content and information you post on Facebook, and you can control how it is shared through your privacy and application settings. In addition:
      1. For content that is covered by intellectual property rights, like photos and videos ("IP content"), you specifically give us the following permission, subject to your privacy and application settings: you grant us a non-exclusive, transferable, sub-licensable, royalty-free, worldwide license to use any IP content that you post on or in connection with Facebook ("IP License"). This IP License ends when you delete your IP content or your account unless your content has been shared with others, and they have not deleted it.
      -Facebook T&C

      Note how whilst this gives them an IP License it does not give them a modeling release which is required for them to use it to endorse products, also to imply I endorse something which I don't is fraud and libel.
      IANAL.

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    30. Re:Doy?! by HJED · · Score: 1

      Forgot to mention that if your Facebook profile pic contains over people in the background (mine does), then that other person who may or may not have agreed to the T&C has even more rights to sue them then you do.

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    31. Re:Doy?! by HJED · · Score: 1

      The Facebook T&C do not include a modeling release (separate from IP rights) that is required to use a likeness of someone to endorse a product or service. This is especially true if you have other people in the background of your profile pic which may not have agreed to the Facebook T&C.

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    32. Re:Doy?! by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      I digested it so fine there's a smell in the room, and I neither like the taste nor texture of English!

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    33. Re:Doy?! by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      they used it without your expressed permission.

      I expressed my cat without her permission. (I think you meant "express".)

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    34. Re:Doy?! by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > What prevents me from posting a picture of Angelina Jolie as my FB profile picture?

      Nothing. She might be able to sue you (celebrities have enhanced rights in their images) but I doubt she would bother even if she (or rather her agent) found out. I suppose she might send takedown notices if her image started appearing in thousands of profiles.

      > Do you think she would be happy having her face used in a Starbucks ad?

      Certainly. She'd be able to collect quite a bit of money from Starbucks.

      BTW you do realize that these "ads" are to be shown only to your Facebook "friends", don't you? They are not talking about billboards or television.

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  10. Correct first article link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Since /. editors couldn't be arsed to make sure the link worked, here's a working link.

  11. The sort of person who uses Facebook Places... by eric_brissette · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...probably also thinks it's extra cool that they get to be in a Starbucks ad.

    1. Re:The sort of person who uses Facebook Places... by trollertron3000 · · Score: 1

      Snipped and sent to my e-marketing friend. Thank you, that was like a grenade.

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    2. Re:The sort of person who uses Facebook Places... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or the odd person like me, who will make a fake Facebook account, log into it via my Phone (which is how they'll do it, we already see the iPhone advertising automagically where people are) Use the image of Goatse, and stand around the ad all day.

      That'll end quickly.

  12. dislike by metageek · · Score: 3, Insightful

    that's the reason for the lack of a dislike button

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  13. Oh the fun to be had by whitehaint · · Score: 1

    So if I do as they say to get my pic on an ad for Starbucks does that mean my profile pic will go up? Oh I do hope it is some computer randomly picking without human eyes checking. I got a buzz lightyear and some sexual innuendo, perfect for reminding you to get &^cked and go to Starbucks!

  14. Think of it in a different way by Ancantus · · Score: 2

    Sense there is no doubt that they will keep doing this to anyone and everyone, just put a positive spin on it. Instead of Starbucks using your face for free advertisement, your Facebook posts are being sponsored by Starbucks! You can go trolling with Starbucks logo always adorning your posts, the ever vigilant muse of overpriced caffeinated beverages giving you credence to bid your friends to come and partake. Whats That?!? Jerry is endorsing Mc Donald's? I must head over and eat some Big Macs because my Facebook friend has a huge golden M logo right next to his face!

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    1. Re:Think of it in a different way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This Facebook update brought to you by Carls Jr.

    2. Re:Think of it in a different way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sense

      You have none.

      You can go trolling

      You already do.

  15. California Law by dmgxmichael · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Isn't this illegal in California? They have a law on the books that was lobbied into place by Hollywood, but it's vague enough to be applied to the average Joe. If so class action lawsuit in 5... 4.... 3...

    1. Re:California Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All FB have to do is write a little extra into the privacy statement whereby users give permission for their faces to be used for commercial purposes. Without knowing this law or being able to look it up without a USC code (is that the right way to phrase it?) I can only assume this is the case.

    2. Re:California Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do not have a clue of the laws in California, however, the Facebook TOS say that they are allowed to use everything you upload for advertising purposes (without noticing/paying you for it). So I strongly suspect it is not illegal.

    3. Re:California Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually don't see how this could be considered an ad. It sounds like all they are doing is taking previous wall posts, and keeping them in the ride-side banner.

    4. Re:California Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forget taht laws apply differently to the rich than the non-rich.

    5. Re:California Law by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      All FB have to do is write a little extra into the privacy statement whereby users give permission for their faces to be used for commercial purposes.

      What if your profile picture includes another person (Something I've noticed is fairly common)? Who may not even be a Facebook user? The Facebook T&C requires you to give a license to the rights you possess in anything you post on Facebook, but it doesn't require you to have the right to use it in commercial advertising in the first place.

    6. Re:California Law by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      Then that other person might have grounds for a suit against Facebook.

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  16. I would "like" that! by Teddlet · · Score: 1

    If there was a real Starbucks ad that had some friend of mines photo and a smart ass status update about the joint I would probably hit the like button, then block that poster when they spam my feed.

  17. Stop bashing Facebook by mr1911 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    To all those bashing Facebook saying it has no value: stop it.

    Facebook is immensely valuable. No sociological study could be funded on such a scale to determine just how much crap people will put up with from a free service before they stop using the service.

    But then the joke will be on those of us that value our privacy. I know too many people that would think it was fantastic having their picture used to promote Starbucks and would sell their soul to stay on Facebook.

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    1. Re:Stop bashing Facebook by stewbacca · · Score: 2

      I think the problem would be if Facebook used a picture of YOU that your FRIEND had on his Facebook profile, and you don't actually have a Facebook account.

      This is really not very complicated. If people have a problem with the privacy, don't use the product. Complaining about people who do use the product because it violates those people is just projecting your own values on those people. Maybe I don't care if they use my picture on anything they want (as a price for using their service).

    2. Re:Stop bashing Facebook by twebb72 · · Score: 1

      Thats fine. You be apart of the social experiment.. I'm content with my non-facebook connected /. account

    3. Re:Stop bashing Facebook by cyclomedia · · Score: 1

      Facebook DOES have its uses for those of us who don't use it as a competition to get the highest Friend count on the planet. I have only 20 friends on there, none of which live closer than 150 miles from me. We share photos and generally chat, organise the odd get together etc. It's great and much better than emails with attachments, esp for example when two people are having a chat and you can just chirp in with a funny comment, just like you were all physically in the same room. That wouldn't happen with email.. Am I supposed to convince these people, 18 of which are not computer nerds, at least one of whom only interacts with FB via a phone, that they should all set up blogs and rss feeds?

      I agree Facebook the company is fairly evil, but until diaspora and/or the appleseed project takes hold and the entire thing is federated there are two options: Use Facebook or go back to the 20th century's way of communicating.

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  18. Well that's awesome by jayhawk88 · · Score: 1

    I'm sure all my friends will be happy to know that Mark, Jason, and Princess (or Ace, Dirk, and Agatha, depending on when you were born) enjoy Boulevard Beer. Maybe I'll mix it up and see if Boxy Brown might recommend Mafia Wars or something.

    1. Re:Well that's awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast."

    2. Re:Well that's awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean Ken, Joe, and Jun.

  19. Time to change by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

    my facebook profile pics to rageguy

  20. Poisoning the well, social media style by Sockatume · · Score: 1

    I'm reminded of when Vodafone, like so many others before it, decided to put an unedited twitter feed on its site following a hashtag for some launch or something. Usually this just leads to a lot of piss-takes but in this instance it became a nonstop expose on their £3Bn tax dodge and the subsequent slap on the wrist from a government that claimed we all had to pitch in and knuckle down to get out of the recession.

    So I guess, if you see a company actually doing this, make sure anything you say about them on Facebook is pejorative.

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  21. offtopic question by JonySuede · · Score: 1

    As an arachnophobe myself I have 4 questions for you :

    When are the Red Spiders coming ?
    How many of them are they ?
    How big are they ?
    How can we kill them ?

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    1. Re:offtopic question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The red spiders are from your anonymous glory hole encounter you had last week. Get checked out, man.

    2. Re:offtopic question by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 1

      When are the Red Spiders coming ? A week from Thursday ... early in the afternoon (GMT -5:00).
      How many of them are they ? 173 last time I counted.
      How big are they ? Larger than a walnut but smaller than a breadbox.
      How can we kill them ? With something larger than a breadbox or hotter than a toaster oven. You may also use a stick with a nail in it, a hose that squirts Jello pudding or a bucket of dried hairballs.

    3. Re:offtopic question by JonySuede · · Score: 1

      Thank you
      this was most informative, I am gone to acquire a bucket of dried hairballs and a tub of Jello pudding.

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    4. Re:offtopic question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Red Spiders are already here. Look behind you.

  22. Where's the signed model release? by phil+reed · · Score: 1

    If Facebook or Starbucks cannot show me either a model release with my signature on it, or a place where I specifically authorized the use of my image in advertising, then if my picture appears in a Starbucks ad somebody will be looking at a pretty significant lawsuit.

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    1. Re:Where's the signed model release? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I take it you haven't had your legal team explain the FB service terms you agreed to.

    2. Re:Where's the signed model release? by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

      Did you happen to click through a legal document, like most people do with software installs? Not having a facebook page, I don't know what they do, but you may have legally signed away all of your rights in this case.

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    3. Re:Where's the signed model release? by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      It's in the Facebook terms of service that you agreed to by using Facebook

      2. Sharing Your Content and Information

      You own all of the content and information you post on Facebook, and you can control how it is shared through your privacy and application settings. In addition:

      1. For content that is covered by intellectual property rights, like photos and videos ("IP content"), you specifically give us the following permission, subject to your privacy and application settings: you grant us a non-exclusive, transferable, sub-licensable, royalty-free, worldwide license to use any IP content that you post on or in connection with Facebook ("IP License"). This IP License ends when you delete your IP content or your account unless your content has been shared with others, and they have not deleted it.

      2. When you delete IP content, it is deleted in a manner similar to emptying the recycle bin on a computer. However, you understand that removed content may persist in backup copies for a reasonable period of time (but will not be available to others).

      I've yet to determine if "any IP content that you post on or in conjunction with Facebook" applies to IP posted to my own website on pages that include a Facebook "like" button...

      Also, the "IP License ends when you delete your IP content or your account unless your content has been shared with others, and they have not deleted it." Seeing as it's not enough for you to delete anything it must also be deleted by everyone you shared the info with too, and even after deleting, you agree that it's not deleted, just in a recycle bin -- It's effectively impossible to remove your images and/or other IP.

    4. Re:Where's the signed model release? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      If Facebook or Starbucks cannot show me either a model release with my signature on it, or a place where I specifically authorized the use of my image in advertising, then if my picture appears in a Starbucks ad somebody will be looking at a pretty significant lawsuit.

      Facebook TOS:
      "1. For content that is covered by intellectual property rights, like photos and videos ("IP content"), you specifically give us the following permission, subject to your privacy and application settings: you grant us a non-exclusive, transferable, sub-licensable, royalty-free, worldwide license to use any IP content that you post on or in connection with Facebook ("IP License"). This IP License ends when you delete your IP content or your account unless your content has been shared with others, and they have not deleted it."

      You 'own it', but they can 'use it'.

    5. Re:Where's the signed model release? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you created an account, you authorized it. I do want to know what "in" From the TOS: "you grant us a non-exclusive, transferable, sub-licensable, royalty-free, worldwide license to use any IP content that you post on or in connection with Facebook ("IP License"). This IP License ends when you delete your IP content or your account unless your content has been shared with others, and they have not deleted it."

    6. Re:Where's the signed model release? by sexconker · · Score: 0

      But Terms of Service aren't magical spells. They still have to hold up to legal scrutiny. This one fails in a dozen different ways, but the key point is that the person who uploads the "IP" does not necessarily have the RIGHT to sublicense it to Facebook, even if they were aware of the terms and agreed to them.

      If you upload photos of the family BBQ, any photo you did not personally take or get an express and full license to, is legally off-limits as far as facebook's new ploy is concerned.

      And for photos you took yourself, you could always claim that you, the photographer, granted explicit, non-transferrable, non-sublicenseable rights for you, the facebook user, to use the image on facebook.

      Beyond that, of course, is the whole quagmire of the rights of the people in the photos.

    7. Re:Where's the signed model release? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      www.facebook.com/terms.php

      You own all of the content and information you post on Facebook, and you can control how it is shared through your privacy and application settings. In addition:
      1. For content that is covered by intellectual property rights, like photos and videos ("IP content"), you specifically give us the following permission, subject to your privacy and application settings: you grant us a non-exclusive, transferable, sub-licensable, royalty-free, worldwide license to use any IP content that you post on or in connection with Facebook ("IP License"). This IP License ends when you delete your IP content or your account unless your content has been shared with others, and they have not deleted it.

    8. Re:Where's the signed model release? by dangitman · · Score: 1

      But Terms of Service aren't magical spells. They still have to hold up to legal scrutiny. This one fails in a dozen different ways, but the key point is that the person who uploads the "IP" does not necessarily have the RIGHT to sublicense it to Facebook, even if they were aware of the terms and agreed to them.

      Right, but doesn't that mean that the subject of the lawsuit would then not be Starbook or Facebucks with their deep pockets, but rather an individual Facebucks user, most likely one of your friends, acquaintances or co-workers? Kind of makes the "I'll sue you for millions!!!" picture a little bit different.

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    9. Re:Where's the signed model release? by phil+reed · · Score: 1

      The limited right granted to Facebook to use my Intellectual Property (i.e. copyrighted pictures I have taken) says nothing about the right to use my likeness. That's a completely separate issue. That's why photographers (I am one) get model releases. Facebook and Starbucks do not have a model release from me, therefore they do not have the right to use my likeness in any advertising.

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    10. Re:Where's the signed model release? by phil+reed · · Score: 1

      Actually, I now get to retract my statement. It turns out there IS a "likeness" clause in the user agreement. I will now enter a period of re-evaluation.

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      "For a list of the ways which technology has failed to improve our quality of life, press 3."
    11. Re:Where's the signed model release? by HJED · · Score: 1

      Could you please point me to this clause, I can't seem to find it.

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  23. No problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just use some prison mugshots

  24. Not entirely new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Facebook has already been using uploaded pictures for ads. I suppose the new thing here is that they will use your face to advertise stuff to your friends. imho, this is horrendous. Hopefully crap like this will make more people defect from FB.

  25. Whew, good thing I wont be in the ads. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I never posted my face on facebook. :)

    Instead, post a picture that is.... well, very questionable for a starbucks ad. :)

    1. Re:Whew, good thing I wont be in the ads. by PPH · · Score: 1

      Goatse Guy! Is that you?!

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  26. personality rights? by vmxeo · · Score: 1

    Funny, I thought the law was quite clear about needing explicit permission to use one's likeness for advertising. I believe it's referred to as personality rights, or more specifically in the US, right to publicity. Failure to do so can result in a lawsuit for invasion of privacy through misappropriation of name or likeness and/or violation of the right of publicity.

    Though I'm sure FB is already prepared to update its terms of use to allow this kind of use, no doubt by dangling useless "Facebook credits" in front of the users to get them to sign...

    (IANAL, but have worked enough with commercial photography to know you always need a release for this kind of use in advertising)

    1. Re:personality rights? by HikingStick · · Score: 1

      The right to use your pictures and/or likeness has been part of their terms of service for a very long time (compared to how long the site has been around).

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  27. Thank you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You could avoid using facebook altogether.

    Pfew, thank you for telling us that! I would never have thought of that!

    Here I am without a FB account, thinking to myself, "Fuck! I don't have an account and FB is going to pull this sort of shit! Fuck! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO!?!"

    But, you've cleared it up for me! Don't get a Facebook account. Damn, that's sure GENIUS - I tell you! And others agree with me! Why you're already at +4 Insightful! You're the type of genius we need to point out these incredibly difficult things that us mere mortals just can't figure out for ourselves.

    I salute you sir!

  28. I bought some crack for a buck. Guess where. by h00manist · · Score: 0

    Yep, crack for a buck, right over the counter at StarBucks. Hey, it's not like they really pay people there.

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  29. Stop asking bashers to stop bashing Facebook by JustAnotherIdiot · · Score: 1

    Asking people to stop bashing Facebook is about as likely as asking the addicts to stop using it. But is asking someone to stop asking others to stop bashing the service likely? Stay tuned~

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    1. Re:Stop asking bashers to stop bashing Facebook by Cwix · · Score: 1

      I don't think you truly understood the parent post.

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  30. And get a personal website, under your own control by h00manist · · Score: 1

    That's how things used to be done.

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  31. They would sell the shit out of coffee.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm gorgeous! I've been saving my face for a cause/product i deem worthy/profitable enough.. I'm not ready to saturate the market!

    The way the Matrix redefined movies, my face would redefine beauty... man.. they better be careful.

  32. br0k3n url by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Re:br0k3n url by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Leet speak: check
      Suspiciously short message
      Anonymous Coward: check
      Link: check
      ... to Goatse: no?

      I think something's wrong with the trollbot. It's posting relevant information.

  33. You use your own pictures? by trollertron3000 · · Score: 1

    You put your own picture up as your avatar?

    What a fucking noob thing to do. Slap the shit out of yourself!

    Okay let me help. Log out of your profile. Now go make another one under the name Turd Ferguson. Post stupid picture as your avatar. Friend your real friends. Now you can relax because you're no longer a damn fool.

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  34. Privacy? by h00manist · · Score: 1

    While I agree with the sentiment, what this really demonstrates is that the expectation of privacy needs to be revised to provide some protection.

    Sure, but it's not going to happen. What I think is required is, if everyone can navigate our own data, we want to navigate the data of corporate and government employees, too.

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  35. So Facebook users know what goat urine taste like? by phonewebcam · · Score: 1

    No wonder they only make friends on computers. Oh, wait...

  36. You can opt out, and you do agree to it by Corbets · · Score: 4, Informative

    Not to jump on anyone's nerd rage too early in the process, but according to Facebook's terms and conditions (easily found via a Google search, but here's a direct link: http://www.facebook.com/terms.php) you do explicitly allow them to use your profile picture in advertising by using their service. Read point 10 - it directly states that you give that permission.

    Note that it also says that you can opt out. So regardless of what this fear-mongering ITWorld article says, I would fully expect to retain that capacity. It's not even new - I saw friends pictures appearing in "friend finder" ads long ago, and figured out how to opt out. All that's changing is they're going to sell that service to 3rd parties now.

    1. Re:You can opt out, and you do agree to it by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Not to jump on anyone's nerd rage too early in the process, but according to Facebook's terms and conditions (easily found via a Google search, but here's a direct link: http://www.facebook.com/terms.php [facebook.com]) you do explicitly allow them to use your profile picture in advertising by using their service. Read point 10 - it directly states that you give that permission.

      Well, yes. The curious thing is why anybody would agree to this in the first place.

      It's not even new - I saw friends pictures appearing in "friend finder" ads long ago, and figured out how to opt out. All that's changing is they're going to sell that service to 3rd parties now.

      You saw this happening and continued to use the service?

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    2. Re:You can opt out, and you do agree to it by Feynman · · Score: 1

      I'll admit it: I didn't read the terms as closely as I should have. (Not to mention that they've changed since I signed up.)

      The more I learn, the less I like it.

      I'm especially bothered by this:

      For content that is covered by intellectual property rights...you specifically give us...[a] license... This IP License ends when you delete your IP content or your account unless your content has been shared with others, and they have not deleted it.

      So if I've somehow shared a video with one of my friends on Facebook and subsequently delete my account, Facebook still has a transferable, sub-licensable, royalty-free, worldwide license to my video?

    3. Re:You can opt out, and you do agree to it by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      I saw this happening and didn't care. Not everyone is as shut in and private as you and many others here on facebook are. Fuck it let them use my profile picture. It can only give Starbucks a bad reputation.

      For many of us the pros of Facebook as an all in one communications hub for friends and relatives definitely outweigh the cons. I have friends who have found long lost relatives on facebook, I use it to keep in touch with relatives from overseas who I would ordinarily only call up at christmas and have a long and awkward conversation, it's easier to remember a friend of a friend than an 10 digit phone number when you're on a night out and getting horribly trashed.

      Small price to pay for giving starbucks the right to use a horribly over exposed, noisy, incredibly blurry and low resolution picture of me humping someone's leg while making an incredibly stupid face (my current profile picture).

    4. Re:You can opt out, and you do agree to it by twebb72 · · Score: 1

      Maybe the terms of service also states that Facebook reserves the right to store toxic waste in your basement; but that doesn't necessarily make it legal. IANAL.

    5. Re:You can opt out, and you do agree to it by John+Hasler · · Score: 2

      > Well, yes. The curious thing is why anybody would agree to this in the first place.

      Possibly because they are different from you and so don't share all your concerns and values. I have no Facebook account either but I don't object to other people having one.

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    6. Re:You can opt out, and you do agree to it by dangitman · · Score: 1

      For many of us the pros of Facebook as an all in one communications hub for friends and relatives definitely outweigh the cons.

      You don't have access to email? You can have all that without giving anything to Starbucks and other random companies.

      So, I don't get why you'd choose to be the bitch of these corporations, when you can have the benefits of modern communication technology without doing that.

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    7. Re:You can opt out, and you do agree to it by Adrian+Lopez · · Score: 1

      You can opt out, and you do agree to it

      I think you mean "agree" to it.

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    8. Re:You can opt out, and you do agree to it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Care to share how to opt-out? :D

    9. Re:You can opt out, and you do agree to it by Corbets · · Score: 1

      Post again as non-anonymous and I'll add instructions. :)

    10. Re:You can opt out, and you do agree to it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you opt out?

    11. Re:You can opt out, and you do agree to it by cheros · · Score: 1

      Thanks, I haven't spent as much time with FB's T&Cs as I have with Google, so I guess I ought to do that too :).

      You do know you are giving Google in principle the same type of permission, don't you? The moment you plant something in Picasa or any other Google service, you give them (I quote from the Google TOS point 11.1) a perpetual, irrevocable, worldwide, royalty-free, and non-exclusive licence to reproduce, adapt, modify, translate, publish, publicly perform, publicly display and distribute any Content which you submit, post or display on or through, the Services.

      Now you'd think I left out the qualifier which appears to limit this right, but if you examine clause 11.2 you will see a formulation that is so vague it covers practically anything anyway - rendering the supposed qualifier limits moot anyway.

      Basic contract process still applies: the first bit giveth, the later parts taketh away..

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    12. Re:You can opt out, and you do agree to it by Chowderbags · · Score: 1

      What kind of back asswards system do you live under that lets you think it makes sense that you can automatically be opted in to having your face used for ads without your explicit consent (i.e. actually signing shit)? Besides, I went through the privacy settings and didn't see anything specifically related to "don't use me to advertise", so what the fuck do I do? Wait till they put the option in, and thus only get a chance to click it off after they've sold my likeness in perpetuity to everyone who would give them a nickle for it? How does that help?

    13. Re:You can opt out, and you do agree to it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. True.. the terms and conditions state that they won't use your info without your consent.
      2. On this page (http://www.facebook.com/privacy/explanation.php) under the heading 'Advertising' they say that if you like a company, you are consenting being paired up with their advertising.
      3. On this page (http://www.facebook.com/editaccount.php?ads) you can change your policy with this regard.

      I think what they're actually guilty of is nothing more than good old fashioned hiding things in fine-print.

    14. Re:You can opt out, and you do agree to it by trollertron3000 · · Score: 1

      True. But my own terms and conditions state that I don't recognize #10 and Facebook accepted those terms when I clicked accept. Sorry that's my policy.

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    15. Re:You can opt out, and you do agree to it by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      I would fully expect to retain that capacity.

      Yes but that privacy feature will regularly repeat doing the following things:

      Break, completely ignoring your privacy settings and using your image anyway
      Change the privacy settings to a new name and automatically re-enable the use of your picture ... and not tell you they changed anything so you don't bother to look to see your settings changed... its a bug, oops.
      Be completely ignored by advertisers are facebook will ad a new API feature for Farmville that will completely ignore your privacy settings ... and after everyone has grabbed the images, they'll find the 'bug' or change their mind and turn it off.

      I don't get nerdrage over facebook though, only idiots with facebook accounts ... you get what you deserve

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    16. Re:You can opt out, and you do agree to it by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      So tell me again how you're going to find relatives etc via an email address alone? You're missing the point of facebook. It's not just a platform that allows you to poke others, it is an incredible network and allows you to draw upon a lot of it to make and keep both new and old contacts. The number of times I see long forgotten names and faces pop up in other's facebook profiles is incredible, and I have gotten back in touch with a lot of people this way.

      Email is not modern communication, it is just A form of communication. It has a substantial disconnect from what is possible with true "modern" communication which integrates everything together. I enter the name of someone I met at a party in my phone book and their phone number, status updates are drawn in from facebook, as is their email address, this email address ties to google chat and their online status now appears right in the contact list, THAT my friend is modern communication. Also getting something for only the cost of being allowed to sell reasonably generic info to third parties so they may pass on advertising is not being a bitch, it's a standard free service contract. I really hope you're not hypocritical enough now to have a gmail account. Frankly if the choice is between paying $5 for a private facebook account or having the free one as is, give me the free one. Again I saw this happening and didn't care.

  37. What if.... by blind+biker · · Score: 1

    What if these images are used by some dating site? That could have a whole lot of unpleasant consequences. And I don't even mean anything nasty, just some eHarmony or match.com kind of site. They totally do need some fresh faces for their web ads, and they cannot use their customers for this (unless they pay them - and Facebook faces will probably be very competitive).

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    1. Re:What if.... by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Everybody knows the dating sites all hire professional models and photographers for those "actual member" photos used to publicize the site. Why would they want to ruin their reputation by using some of their real member's creepy photos?

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    2. Re:What if.... by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Yep; facemash.com 2.0?

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  38. Opt-out by LowG1974 · · Score: 1

    You can't opt out, unless...

    You can easily opt out. Account menu, Account Settings, Deactivate. Done, your opted out.

    Oh, you could also just NOT "check in" from every stupid location you go to!

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    1. Re:Opt-out by Magada · · Score: 1

      No, no, no. You see, in the EULA that no-one reads they claim ownership of anything you upload. It won't be gone just 'cause you are.

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    2. Re:Opt-out by LowG1974 · · Score: 1

      No, no, no. You see, in the EULA that no-one reads they claim ownership of anything you upload. It won't be gone just 'cause you are.

      Good point! Make sure to delete all your profile pics first, then follow previous directions. ;)

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  39. Facebook is for idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you signed up for it, you get what you deserve.

    The world preys on stupid people.

    You're either a sheep, or a wolf.

    If you don't know which one you are, say "baaaaaaaaaa".

    1. Re:Facebook is for idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      baaaaaaaaaa!

    2. Re:Facebook is for idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...baaaaaaaaaa!

  40. Those damn privacy laws. by Cathoderoytube · · Score: 1

    Seeing as how Canada's already taken Facebook to task for their disregard for our privacy laws it'll be interesting how this plays out up here. I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that a click box doesn't constitute a legal model release form in this country.

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  41. Ambrosia by goombah99 · · Score: 1

    Talk about insensitive. Goat Urine in the national drink of Elbonia. The diabetic goat produces the sweet effluent we revere in our village. It is easily caramelized into cakes and turned into a hearty liqueur with an infectiously alluring aroma. The idea of a hot milk drink approaching this ambrosia is blasphemy.

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  42. I deleted my account... by RightwingNutjob · · Score: 1

    and it seems to have stayed deleted. So that's still an option.

  43. Bah! by Viceroy+Potatohead · · Score: 1

    I'm not too worried about this. They can only do it once, then all my friends will de-friend me because they think I like Starbucks.

  44. True, in theory by spun · · Score: 4, Informative

    Most photo studios such as Olin Mills will claim copyright on any photos they take of you. Yes, it is in the contract, but most people don't realize that. I tried having an Olin Mills picture of my mom copied for her memorial. Nobody would do it unless I got express written permission from Olin Mills. I ended up cropping out the stupid "Olin Mills" signature and had no trouble copying it after that. But the amazing thing is that, apparently, Olin Mills and other photography studios have invested large sums of money telling every single copy-jockey in the country not to copy studio photographs. Even the copy counter at the local drugstore wouldn't do it, "Nope,see here where it says 'Olin Mills' at the bottom? Yeah, they own that picture of your dead mom for the next seventy years."

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    1. Re:True, in theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is not that amazing, copyright owners have a duty to police their own copyright.

    2. Re:True, in theory by spun · · Score: 1

      It's amazing they would operate their business that way. Ah, no, I guess the word is "disgusting." I consider it borderline fraud, as they do not clearly explain that they retain ownership of the pictures they take.

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    3. Re:True, in theory by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      No money has been spent here. This is quite common all over the world that copy companies will refuse to copy / print photos they think the purchaser doesn't own copyright for. The copyright ALWAYS lies with the photographer unless there is a written agreement otherwise. I could put up a stuido and not even get you to sign anything and that will still be the case. You as the subject don't own any part of the copyright. What you do own is the right to not commercially represent another company. For me to use the picture I took of you in an advert you would need to sign a model release.

    4. Re:True, in theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This reminds me of the time I copied my parent's wedding picture, to put behind a transparency and tack up in my Mom's room at the nursing home. They had been married 50 years at that point. The thought crossed my mind that technichly, I was violating the copyright of the photog from somewhere in New England, who had indeed left his signature at the bottom. Now, in the midst of caring for my mother, I was gonna research that mark with some librarian, contact distant authorities, find out if the company was still in business, and request the right to copy? How likely does that sound?

    5. Re:True, in theory by stupid_is · · Score: 1

      You're wrong - if it's work for hire then the default is the copyright is assigned to the person that did the hiring. However, if there is an agreed contract between the two parties that states otherwise, then that over-rules the default.

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    6. Re:True, in theory by stupid_is · · Score: 1

      ...in the UK, at least :)

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    7. Re:True, in theory by ediron2 · · Score: 1

      Photographers have used ownership of copyright and markup on copies made for virtually the entire history of photography. It isn't Olin Mills. *EVERYONE* in the field knows this, most use it.

      If you want to fight the power, try to hire a photographer (or videographer) who doesn't retain copyright (i.e., they'll sign a work-for-hire contract). Just don't be shocked if the few photogs that'll say yes give you work whose quality's a bit diminished or charge *considerably* more.

      That markup on reprints and derivative work is what pays for lights, studio rent, staff, maintenance on hardware, etc.

      TANSTAFL.

  45. Re:And get a personal website, under your own cont by marcello_dl · · Score: 4, Interesting

    new slogans?

    Facebook: because you're too dumb to own a website and manage rss feeds.

    Twitter: because you're too dumb to get into an irc channel.

    web2.0: because you're too dumb to notice that internet should be made of protocols not sites.

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  46. Yet again! by yoshi_mon · · Score: 1

    Over the holidays my brother in law asked again why I did not have a Facebook account. I was in a rather pedantic mood so I gave him the rather technical accounting of why and he of course ignored that blather, and I suppose rightly so, and at one point said that he was going to make me an account.

    Thankfully his ADD prevented him from following though with that but I realize now I need a new tactic when dealing with people who don't understand why Facebook 'is evil'. I need a succinct and clear way to tell people that they will be used and abused just for the privilege of sharing the personal lives.

    And the kicker is this. I kinda get why it is cool to share what happens in your life with others. I actually kinda get the underlying philosophy of the original intent of Facebook. However that intent is long gone and now it is all about the dollars. And while at a very low level they are providing a service that service is so tied in with marketing that it only tends to harm people rather than help them.

    Solutions? I've got precious few. Protecting someones privacy seems rather silly when everyone has a webcam, cell phone, or real camera. Never mind the actual government surveillance that goes on. I'm actually betting Brin was right and we will end up in a very open type of world and all the pains that go with that at some point. But as Asimov said hopefully I'll be dead by then.

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    1. Re:Yet again! by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      Create a Facebook account for yourself. Fill the profile with vague and useless data. Put up a useless dummy photo. Lock the account down totally. Then never touch it again.

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    2. Re:Yet again! by yoshi_mon · · Score: 1

      Here is the thing. Once I put myself into 'the system' as it were it allows any idiot and their brother to link to you. Once I put my real name and even whatever bogus info with it, it allows Joe User who took a pic of me out the other night to tag me.

      I'm not looking to control what people do with their cameras. If someone takes a pic of me with their cell phone fair enough. But I'll be dammed if I let the marketing groups that run Facebook get free data.

      In short the only way to win is to not play.

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  47. Fuck facebook. by kuzb · · Score: 1

    This just solidifies my already very negative view of Facebook as a whole. Let other people throw their information and photos away, I will never sign up for an account again.

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  48. License vs. Sale of Copyright by DragonWriter · · Score: 2

    Also, the "IP License ends when you delete your IP content or your account unless your content has been shared with others, and they have not deleted it."

    Interestingly, since the non-exclusive license is not supported by a written, signed instrument, it will (under US copyright law) also be superceded by a subsequent transfer of the copyright itself (17 U.S.C. Sec. 205: "Priority Between Conflicting Transfer of Ownership and Nonexclusive License.— A nonexclusive license, whether recorded or not, prevails over a conflicting transfer of copyright ownership if the license is evidenced by a written instrument signed by the owner of the rights licensed or such owner’s duly authorized agent, and if—
    (1) the license was taken before execution of the transfer; or
    (2) the license was taken in good faith before recordation of the transfer and without notice of it.")

    So, what you need to do to get the legal rights out from under Facebook is establish a legal entity separate from the original copyright holder of any photographs on Facebook -- let's call this the "Personal Rights in Images Management Agency, Inc. (PRIMA)", and then set up a process by which individuals can transfer ownership of copyright to pictures and other material already posted to Facebook to PRIMA, with conditions on the transfer covering how PRIMA will grant licenses (including a provision that they will grant licenses back to the original copyright holder at no charge), payments to the original copyright holder based on any license revenue, etc. Then, when you want your stuff off Facebook, you the copyright to PRIMA, and PRIMA sends a demand letter to Facebook to remove PRIMA's copyright-protected material immediately.

    (There's no reason this has to be restricted to images, either: it works for anything covered by copyright law that you own the copyright to that Facebook continues to use under the "non-exclusive license" clause of the T&C.)

     

    1. Re:License vs. Sale of Copyright by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look at you, being all clever. You're so cute. I'd like to point out a simple, practical item, though: There is a reason you're not a model. It probably has to do with the fact that you weren't blessed with the requisite genes & body structure to make you appealing to a wide cross-section of the buying public.

      In light of this, the only people who will see the "starbucks ad" are people who have already seen your hairy fat ass in the shitty photos that you're so worried about Facebook using in an advertisement. The people you've marked as friends on Facebook have already seen them (and probably wish to forget the experience), and Starbucks sure as hell isn't paying to tell the people who don't know you, "Look, this sweaty, bearded troll loves our Mochas! YOU CAN BE JUST LIKE HIM."

      Nobody who doesn't know you cares whether or not you like Starbucks coffee. And all those other people who don't know you? Seriously, they DON'T want to be just like you.

  49. What's the big deal? by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

    If I'm going to have ads, I'd rather have them custom made for me. This is an upgrade.

  50. This should be interesting... by Abstrackt · · Score: 1

    My profile picture is a lolcat. I think my friends will just issue a collective "wtf?" and move on from any ads featuring it.

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  51. Is this really a problem for slashdotters? by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    I'm so fugly there is no way they would ever choose my pic for an ad... plus, I don't even have a Facebook account!

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    1. Re:Is this really a problem for slashdotters? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm so fugly there is no way they would ever choose my pic for an ad... plus, I don't even have a Facebook account!

      Unless it was an ugly ad. For example an FBI sponsored ad warning about Internet pedophiles, terrorists, video game violence.. And you selfish thing don't even have a Feischboch account? Shame on you! Even if you're ugly nerd, you're not totally useless, your country needs you. Think of the children.

  52. Off by orders of magnitude. by adisakp · · Score: 1

    The "six or seven-figure ad budget" is a ridiculous statement considering that a single ad exec may make that much at major corporations. The video game I'm working on has an EIGHT FIGURE ad budget (i.e. over $10M). Starbucks does spend remarkably little on advertising but is still in the 8-figure range and there are chains like McDonalds that spend NINE FIGURES (i.e. $700M+) annually.

    1. Re:Off by orders of magnitude. by adisakp · · Score: 1

      And Coke and Nike (neither really location based though) both have TEN FIGURE ad budgets.

    2. Re:Off by orders of magnitude. by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      a thirty second Superbowl ad costs seven figures, *each time*


      *Superbowl(tm) is a registered trademark of the NFL, please send the six figure bill for its use to camdr_taco@slashdot.org

    3. Re:Off by orders of magnitude. by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      The "six or seven-figure ad budget" is a ridiculous statement considering that a single ad exec may make that much at major corporations. The video game I'm working on has an EIGHT FIGURE ad budget (i.e. over $10M). Starbucks does spend remarkably little on advertising but is still in the 8-figure range and there are chains like McDonalds that spend NINE FIGURES (i.e. $700M+) annually.

      It's probably a perfectly accurate statement. Any company with a six-figure ad budget can afford these ads. Joe's Homemade Lemonade probably cannot. What's ridiculous is that you think only big players will do this, as opposed to practically every company of moderate size.

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    4. Re:Off by orders of magnitude. by adisakp · · Score: 1

      It's probably a perfectly accurate statement. Any company with a six-figure ad budget can afford these ads. Joe's Homemade Lemonade probably cannot. What's ridiculous is that you think only big players will do this, as opposed to practically every company of moderate size.

      The article and summary both mention and imply this will be done by large companies such as coke and starbucks. You bring up a completely different point though. Since this is the internet with personalized tracking, what's there to prevent small companies from having "micro-ads" with your face on them. Just like Google lets you have inexpensive targetted search ads, why won't Facebook do the same. Maybe Facebook will actually use your face to market "Joe's Homemade Lemonade" to your friends or friends of friends. And it's possible with limited display and targetting that Facebook could bring eventually this to any company with a 2 or 3-figure advertising budget and still make money.

      The privacy implications here are even more frightening to use some sort of assumed promotion to people you know for everything you do rather than just a random face to a stranger.

  53. RTFA... by Kr3m3Puff · · Score: 1

    If you read the article, this isn't any different then what you see in your news feed, when one of your friends checks in, it is just that Starbuck's is paying for it to appear in the "Sponsored" section as well... They aren't doing anything you haven't already done, other then putting it in a more visible place. And this just isn't Starbucks, it is whomever decides that they want to sponsor something you are already posting on Facebook.

    People do really need to get a life...

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  54. Re:Cropping by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    Wait, you're confessing to violating the DMCA by removing the copyright notice and then distributing it yourself!?

    See how much fun this madhouse has become?

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  55. Re:Cropping by spun · · Score: 1

    This particular corner of the madhouse predates the DMCA and the Internet by a good many decades. Photo studios have been scamming consumers this way for a long time.

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  56. Mine is my South Park character development pic. by steelersteve13 · · Score: 0

    Just change your FB profile pic to a pic that is not of you. ESPECIALLY if your pic is that of your children or grandchildren!

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  57. While I hate ads in general... by Soul-Burn666 · · Score: 1

    You should read into what's done here instead of crying and hating.
    You choose to post a Like/Check-in to your wall. That's your choice. Only your friends see it.
    Now this like + message appears again on the side where the stupid ads are. Only your friends see it.
    Figures you see an ad for something your friends like, it might actually be something good!

    As long as only your friends see it, what's the big deal? They could have just as well move these likes the the top of the Top News Feed and no one would ever know.

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  58. Re:So Facebook users know what goat urine taste li by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    Well, given the context in which that phrase was used - it's more an indictment of Slashdot users than Facebook users.

    Just to be clear - I can't speak for the rest of you, but I have no idea what goat urine tastes like. However I would still be a bit put off if it were in the ingredient list of a latte.

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  59. True alternative by MonsterTrimble · · Score: 1

    I know about Appleseed and I am on Diaspora, but I wonder if there is truly an alternative beyond hunkering down and cobbling together a website on my own server. Appleseed and Diaspora barely have left the starting line and are galaxies behind facebook and I'm not sure all the money from Google, Microsoft and China combined could get either of those two sites to within shooting distance.

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  60. goat urine does not taste that sweet... by enterix · · Score: 1

    unless goat is diabetic.

  61. It gets worse... by Khopesh · · Score: 1

    Don't forget there's also the fact that Facebook has trademarked the word 'face', and more disturbingly, Facebook now has facial recognition software which enables them to recognize it trivially. While that might be useful in helping people get tagged in photos, it also has dangerous implications for privacy and advertising.

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  62. I would definitely sue by sigzero · · Score: 0

    They cannot create a TOS that says they can use your likeness in that matter. Let 'em try. I will sue.

  63. Re:And get a personal website, under your own cont by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    new slogans?

    Facebook: because you're too dumb to own a website and manage rss feeds.

    Twitter: because you're too dumb to get into an irc channel.

    web2.0: because you're too dumb to notice that internet should be made of protocols not sites.

    You missed one:

    Bing: because you're too fucking stupid to read search results - look, PICTURES!

  64. Change your profile pic by codepunk · · Score: 1

    Why all the crying? Just change your profile pick to a goatse photo. I can see the ad now "this is what happens to your dung-hole if you drink starbucks"

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  65. Re:Cropping by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 2

    DMCA stands DIGITAL millennium copyright act. So if the cropping was done using digital tools (like scissors and fingers, knives held by fingers) then it would be a violation. But if you scan it in and crop it using Photoshop the law would not apply. Hope my understanding of the word digital would be confirmed by the courts.

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  66. racial slurs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    PLEASE tell me they will be dumb enough to fail to filter for racial slurs and non-letters that mix with letters to make racial slurs.

    Just checked in to starbucks, barista is a fat nigger so i'm leaving

  67. Revenge from the nerd by microbee · · Score: 1

    Upload a profile picture that says: "Those who follow the ads are nothing but facebook douchebags."

  68. Fourchan DotOrg has Lots of Friends @ *$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of *course* I'm posting this as Anonymous Coward, but my name is Fourchan DotOrg, and I've got LOTS of friends, and I just checked in at your neighborhood Starbucks - here's a picture of me in line there! And since I've got soooo many friends, I must be a popular guy, so those advertisers will be excited to post MY picture to show how cool they are to have popular people like me drinking their coffee! And I just updated my profile picture 2.6 seconds before that, at the previous Starbucks I was at - wow, I really get around, and I've got a whole lot of great pictures to use for my profile!

    And hey - when I got to this Starbucks, my also-very-popular friend Rick Roll was there too!

  69. Better than some alternatives by billstewart · · Score: 1

    Imagine if your attack dogs and trigger-happy roommate were espresso fiends?

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  70. Re:Cropping by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    He may have infringed the copyright but what he did has nothing whatsoever to do with the DMCA.

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  71. Sweet by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    Free advertising for my inflatable love fox!

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  72. Re:And get a personal website, under your own cont by treeves · · Score: 1

    How does owning a website fill the need that Facebook fills?
    If I wanted to "follow" Jay Cutler or read what other NFL players are saying about him, an irc channel would be of no use. NFL players (insert other real people of interest to other people) don't use irc.
    And couldn't "lazy" be a reason rather than "dumb"?

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  73. This is already happening. by clanrat · · Score: 1

    One of the main reasons I quit facecrack over a year ago was when I saw my face on a classmates banner ad at the bottom of a page.

  74. Re:And get a personal website, under your own cont by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    new slogans?

    Facebook: because you're too dumb to own a website and manage rss feeds.

    It's much harder for the government to quietly shut down Facebook.

  75. wtf is checking in? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I use facebook and never heard of this checking in thing they're talking about...sounds like a retarded twitter type thing?

  76. Re:And get a personal website, under your own cont by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Facebook: because even non-techie, "RSS what?" friends, who have way better things to spend their time on than constantly checking my personal website for updates, will look at my photographs within minutes of me posting them on my wall.

  77. I Don't Know... by Nukedoom · · Score: 1

    I think my face is pretty damn sexy. Everyone should be able to look at it.

  78. Goatse opportunity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So...

    all I have to do is create a fake facebook account, friend a lot of suckers, then change all the pictures to goatse, and then spoof facebook places to sign in to Starbucks like mad? And then Starbucks will automatically goatse people for me?

  79. well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    here is something to write about: just a year ago facebook banned all so called "social ads" from facebook apps. isnt that interesting... companies like socialhour got completely kicked off facebook for showing such ads.

  80. Free Advertising? by JonathanPDX · · Score: 1

    So what? Clothes manufacturers have been using people as walking billboards for years and no one complains. So suddenly because it's Starbucks it matters?

  81. Facebook ads by MrL0G1C · · Score: 1

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha, this just makes me laugh, this probably marks the beginning of the end for Facebook.. It'll be a slow death though.

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  82. Here we go again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here we go with the people that think that "this is such a bad thing" and that people are going to see there face, and "ohhhh provacy", if you dont like it don't use facebook. Simple as that.

  83. So what? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

    "Checking in" to a store or restaurant is already an ad that is distributed to all your friends.

  84. Well duh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone who feels compelled to announce every insignificant aspect of their personal lives and locations via facebook should not expect anything different. If you don't want it announced where you are and what you look like, then don't put that information into a public internet forum such as facebook. If you do put that information on facebook, well, what did you expect?

  85. "Mommy, what's a condom?" by jenningsthecat · · Score: 1

    "Well, er, um... why do you ask sweetie?"

    "Because there's a picture of me in a Trojan advertisement saying I like them."

    "AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

    'Nuff said.

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  86. goatse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cant wait to see my goatse profile pic on an ad

  87. Facebook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is why it is really really important to drill into your children not to use their real name or picture on the Internet. Facebook included.

  88. Ha Ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What if you check into a frat house sponsored by a condom ad will you get this? http://tumblr.com/xqt1d7rr5p