Deep within the womb of time,
a creature thus be born
The seed of life is united with
the egg of tyranny
Gestates forth from within the womb of life
for three-quarter and nigh a year
The creature thus be born!
The creature thus be formed!
And ye of years...
[Your current age + bells]
Will chime!
When the heavens open up
and drink from the silver cup
The creature thus be born!
And blow the magic horn!
To alert the spirit deep within the cycle of life.
The creature has begun it's journey deep forlorn,
upon this day which he be formed
In the sea of mucus the spirit rides down from the mountain
and unites with the creature in the womb
A holy union, dark mortality, until the dark mortality
breaks the chain of life
The creature thus be born
And every year raineth down the celebratory tears
A celebration of the years
from mere mortal sky
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Oh, puh-lease. You're stretching so far you're making silly putty look like steel.
I guess you're not a hot, underage chic that hangs out with college-aged guys.
Now, excuse me while I talk to my attorney about fighting a paternity suit....
Lesbian Until Graduation... auction?
Well, okay, I'll bid... as long as I get to collect after they receive their English Lit degrees.
They'll be so hard up for a man that I'll qualify! =D
Give me a slide rule.
It's a great thing drives never cra
Don't forget the nine inch clit!
There goes 90% of the "girl gamers".
She wanted free publicity.
Nothing for you to see here. Please move along.
You're right.
I don't have to deal with drunk sluts screaming "wooooo!" in my home.
Wait, that may suck....
How can you not love Battlefield Earth? It's got everything! A human vs alien struggle, bullshit technology, and bad acting! =D
Cam the show.
Let's see if his attitude changes after ticket sales decline.
Stop appeasing savages.
My gut reaction to this story is "there's gotta be more to this." Also, my gut wants a Choco Taco.
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