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Australia Cracked US Combat Aircraft Codes

SpamSlapper writes "Former defense minister Kim Beazley has told how Australia cracked top-secret American combat aircraft codes in the 1980s to enable the shooting down of enemy aircraft. The radar on Australia's US-made Hornets could not identify most potentially hostile aircraft in the region — they were set up for European threats — but despite many requests, the codes were not provided, so 'In the end we spied on them and we extracted the codes ourselves.' The Americans knew what the Australians were doing and were intrigued by the progress they made."

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  1. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1, Insightful

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  2. DMCA violation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Is this a DMCA violation, or does it predate the legislation?

    1. Re:DMCA violation by Nenya247 · · Score: 2, Informative

      It won't apply in Australian jurisdiction. Though I would like to see how well DMCA fares if the US ends up unable to export weapons systems due to customers going to suppliers who support their products and do not engage in strong-arm legislative programs to prevent such things.

    2. Re:DMCA violation by toleraen · · Score: 1

      If you're cracking top secret defense systems codes, I don't know if it's the DMCA that I'd be terribly worried about. Also, this happened in the 80s (DMCA was 1996) and it occurred in Australia.

    3. Re:DMCA violation by budgenator · · Score: 1

      They are talking about IFF codes, Interrogator, Friend or Foe, most call it the "Transponder", basically when the shit hits the fan, you get the commercial traffic out of the area, then anything that isn't a known friend is considered a possible foe. The codes to ID friends are changed daily, the codes for commercial are fixed and therefore spoofable. It's not like the codes are that complicated, were talking 80186 or 80286 class computers.

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    4. Re:DMCA violation by kunwon1 · · Score: 1

      Well, they distinctly mentioned 'radar' several times, and Mode 4 IFF has absolutely nothing to do with the radar system. They could be talking about any number of things - especially if the US jets were fielding ECM pods.
      These days, our deployed craft generally fly with NATO codes. I don't know if it was the same back then, but if it was, it would have been pretty presumptuous of the USA to simply hand over the codes.
      And the codes aren't fixed for commercial aircraft. They don't have Mode 4 at all. They have the other modes of operation, though: 1, 2, 3, and C. They're either set manually in the cockpit or automatically generated (Mode C simply transmits the craft's altitude). The ones set by flight crew are almost always assigned by air traffic control.

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    5. Re:DMCA violation by budgenator · · Score: 1

      It was another section that actually worked on the IFF for our system, but I assumed when somebody at that level sees an antenna rotating, it's always a "radar"

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  3. Fortunately for America... by Dystopian+Rebel · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Austria" is a friendly OPEC member.

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    1. Re:Fortunately for America... by Ajehals · · Score: 4, Funny

      I just read your post (after posting my own) and had a sudden heart stopping moment that I had read Austria as Australia, as a Brit I assume that would be unforgivable, after all everyone knows that those Australians in their leather pants and kiwi accents are totally different from the BBQ obsessed, Cricket incompetent Austrians.

    2. Re:Fortunately for America... by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      kiwi accents

      You are thinking of New Zealand. Australian's have ozzie accents :) Dingo's come from Australia and Kiwis (both the bird and the fruit - well technically the latter comes from China), come from New Zealand.

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    3. Re:Fortunately for America... by Scrameustache · · Score: 5, Funny

      as a Brit [...] Cricket incompetent Austrians. To be fair, cricket is a made up sport without any real rules that the British and their colonies play in order to confuse outsiders.

      We're on to you...
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    4. Re:Fortunately for America... by Byzboy · · Score: 2, Funny
      Whoosh

      The sound of the joke as it passes over your head.

    5. Re:Fortunately for America... by Stefanwulf · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, I for one will only play sports that people didn't just make up. You know, the ones without arbitrarily defined rules.

    6. Re:Fortunately for America... by Ajehals · · Score: 2, Funny

      I was looking forward to doing that. You sir, have ruined my day.

      I would demand satisfaction, but it turns out that is complicated via the medium of the internet.

    7. Re:Fortunately for America... by somersault · · Score: 1

      There's always Microsoft Hearts?

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    8. Re:Fortunately for America... by phoenixwade · · Score: 4, Funny

      Australian's have ozzie accents :) After thinking long and hard on this, I realized that none of the Aussie's i've met sounded like they were in the middle of a two week drug binge.
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    9. Re:Fortunately for America... by Monty_Lovering · · Score: 2, Funny

      Pah!

      Cricket is easy. You have two teams of eleven.

      The team that is in go out to bat, and the team that are out go out to field.

      When all of the team that is in get out, the team that's out goes in.

      Repeat. Endlessly.

      Brockian Ultra Cricket is the same but involves Universes, or something, instead of balls.

      What's not like about a sport with a position called 'Silly Mid-Off'?

    10. Re:Fortunately for America... by Bemopolis · · Score: 1

      Oh ferchrissakes somebody get some mods who watch the fucking news to mod this as "Funny" already. Sheesh.

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    11. Re:Fortunately for America... by Sique · · Score: 1

      On the other hand Austria (the ones with the Alps and the cows and the fantastic ski athlets) was in 2003, during the buildup for the Iraq war, infact threatening to shoot down U.S. aircraft if the U.S. airforce were continuing to fly over Austria without a permit.
      In retailiation for that the U.S. were postponing sending the codes for the new Austrian military aircraft in 2007. So also Austria might be persuaded to crack U.S. codes.

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    12. Re:Fortunately for America... by Ajehals · · Score: 1

      Some of us don't have Microsoft let alone hearts...

      I quite like that :)

      Anyone care to improve it its not quite perfect (My favourite being, "In a world without walls and fences, who need windows and gates" - somone )

    13. Re:Fortunately for America... by tgd · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, although completely unrelated to the article, I was wearing a t-shirt a few days ago that, in fact, said "There are no kangaroos in Austria".

      I want to make sure there's no confusion on the matter.

    14. Re:Fortunately for America... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Repeat. Endlessly. What? Cricket matches only involve either 1 (1 day matches) or 2 (for 3 and 5 day matches) innings per team!
    15. Re:Fortunately for America... by kalirion · · Score: 4, Funny

      To be fair, cricket is a made up sport without any real rules that the British and their colonies play in order to confuse outsiders.

      If only you knew the true horrors of the origins of cricket..... That's one reason the rest of the universe looks down on humans. To make a game based on the Krikkit Wars.....

    16. Re:Fortunately for America... by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Whoosh

      The sound of the joke as it passes over your head.


      So that wasn't my PC's fan acting up. ;)

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    17. Re:Fortunately for America... by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      To be fair, cricket is a made up sport without any real rules that the British and their colonies play in order to confuse outsiders.

      If only you knew the true horrors of the origins of cricket..... That's one reason the rest of the universe looks down on humans. To make a game based on the Krikkit Wars..... Time is an illusion, lunch time doubly so.
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    18. Re:Fortunately for America... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AH, the real cause for America's obesity "epidemic"...

    19. Re:Fortunately for America... by jandoedel · · Score: 1

      and what about the zoo?

    20. Re:Fortunately for America... by IngramJames · · Score: 4, Funny

      You're half right.

      Actually, cricket is an excuse to lie in the sun all day drinking beer while watching other people do gentle excerise. The rules are there so that anyone who questions what you're doing will eventually give up and go away by the time you're explaining the rule for Leg Before Wicket - if not sooner. Anyone who has taken the time to learn the rules enjoys lazing in the sunshine, so you're safe from them.

      The only flaw in this otherwise superb idea is that Britain doesn't actually get any sunshine.

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    21. Re:Fortunately for America... by Zwack · · Score: 1

      The rules of Brockian Ultra cricket are Nothing like that...

      Rule One: Grow at least three extra legs. You won't need them, but it keeps the crowds amused.

      Rule Two: Find one good Brockian Ultra-Cricket player and clone him off a few times. This saves an enormous amount of tedious selection and training.

      Rule Three: Put your team and the opposing team in a large field and build a high wall round them.

      The reason for this is that, though the game is a major spectator sport, the frustration experienced by the audience at not actually being able to see what's going on leads them to imagine that it's a lot more exciting than it actually is. A crowd that has just watched a rather humdrum game experiences far less life-affirmation than a crowd that believes it has just missed the most dramatic event in sporting history.

      Rule Four: Throw lots of assorted items of sporting equipment over the walls for the players. Anything will do -- cricket bats, basecube bats, tennis guns, skis, anything you can get a good swing with.

      Rule Five: The players should now lay about themselves for all they are worth with whatever they find to hand. Whenever a player scores a 'hit' on another player, he should immediately run away and apologize from a safe distance.

      Apologies should be concise, sincere and, for maximum clarity and points, delivered through a megaphone.

      Rule Six: The winning team shall be the first team that wins. ... See, NOTHING like that.

      I'll see your silly mid-off and raise you with "What's not to like about a sport in which you aim to bowl a maiden over."

      Z.

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    22. Re:Fortunately for America... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think a few of you missed the point on this. it's referring to President Bush at the APEC conference held in Australia recently saying "WELCOME TO OPEC". Referring to the Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries instead of the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation forum

    23. Re:Fortunately for America... by Ash+Vince · · Score: 1

      After thinking long and hard on this, I realized that none of the Aussie's i've met sounded like they were in the middle of a two week drug binge. Two week? I think you mean two decade?
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    24. Re:Fortunately for America... by Plutonite · · Score: 1

      Some of us don't have Microsoft let alone hearts...

      I quite like that :)

      Anyone care to improve it its not quite perfect (My favourite being, "In a world without walls and fences, who need windows and gates" - somone ) Microsoft Hearts is a misnomer.
    25. Re:Fortunately for America... by Greg.Rodden · · Score: 1

      The funny thing being that there actually IS something called OPEC and it has been held in Austria several times.

      http://www.eia.doe.gov/cabs/opec.html

      It's a summit of the oil exporting countries of the world, IE not the US or Australia.

      I guess Bush must of had oil on the brain...

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    26. Re:Fortunately for America... by Sajarak · · Score: 1

      He also mistakenly referred to Australians as "Austrians" in the same speech.

      Poor George. He can't help it. He was born with a silver foot in his mouth.
      --Ann Richards

    27. Re:Fortunately for America... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why I enjoy cage fighting.

    28. Re:Fortunately for America... by tpv · · Score: 2, Funny
      Your sample size appears to be a bit small.

      I can assure that quite a good proportion of our country is, in fact, in the middle of a two week drug binge.

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    29. Re:Fortunately for America... by deftones_325 · · Score: 1

      Can I get directions to Australia?

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    30. Re:Fortunately for America... by porl · · Score: 1

      Australian's have ozzie accents wrong!! us ozzies have NO accent. it is everyone else who does.
    31. Re:Fortunately for America... by crocodill · · Score: 1

      yep.

      it's this way. *cyber-points*

    32. Re:Fortunately for America... by somersault · · Score: 1

      Oh fine.. well.. EVERYONE has telnet - get to a MUD and have at it!

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    33. Re:Fortunately for America... by 1110110001 · · Score: 1

      Have you ever seen an Austrian military aircraft? They are not really threatening.

    34. Re:Fortunately for America... by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      You're confusing it with Fizbin.

    35. Re:Fortunately for America... by Tug3 · · Score: 1

      Actually, cricket is an excuse to lie in the sun all day drinking beer while watching other people do gentle excerise. The rules are there so that anyone who questions what you're doing will eventually give up and go away by the time you're explaining the rule for Leg Before Wicket - if not sooner. Anyone who has taken the time to learn the rules enjoys lazing in the sunshine, so you're safe from them. The only flaw in this otherwise superb idea is that Britain doesn't actually get any sunshine.

      This is the reason why Aussies find this game so interesting. - Down Under, this idea actually works!

      This also further explains why Aussies suck in Cricket. - There's no need to rush the game, as even the ones doing the gentle exercise may actually enjoy it.

      This however does not explain why Brits suck in Cricket. - They have all the reason to get the game finished as soon as possible, to head for the warmth of nearist pub.

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    36. Re:Fortunately for America... by Sique · · Score: 1

      They are... for a C5 Galaxy. The transport aircrafts didn't fly with accompagnying fighters.

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  4. Procurement by Ajehals · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Whoever arranged the procurement of those aircraft in the first place wasn't terribly smart. Who would spend Millions of AU$'s on something that in effect doesn't work, and not just some feature is missing, but the primary use of the thing is impaired, oh and the supplier wont help. As for cracking the codes, when can we expect the Australians to release the cracks? I hate the fact I cant use the F18 I bought on Ebay to shoot down Asia Pacific Rim based Aircraft..

    1. Re:Procurement by gardyloo · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's OK --- DVD John will get that sorted out in a few days.

    2. Re:Procurement by TubeSteak · · Score: 3, Informative

      Here's a different article that puts his words into context:
      http://www.sundaytimes.co.za/News/Article.aspx?id=569118

      His comments came "In his farewell speech to parliament before retiring"

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    3. Re:Procurement by pedramnavid · · Score: 1

      I marked this post as troll while using the scroll-button on my mouse. So I'm replying to reverse it.

    4. Re:Procurement by westlake · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Whoever arranged the procurement of those aircraft in the first place wasn't terribly smart. Who would spend Millions of AU$'s on something that in effect doesn't work

      There are export controls on military hardware and crypto. News at eleven. You buy the plane. You adapt it to your needs.

    5. Re:Procurement by kryten_nl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They cracked the iPod, how difficult could a F-18 be?

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    6. Re:Procurement by t123 · · Score: 5, Informative
      This is the Australian defence force we're talking about, the one that spent AU$1 billion on helicopters for the navy that don't:
      1. Fly at night
      2. Fly in bad weather
      3. Fly over water
    7. Re:Procurement by haystor · · Score: 1

      He's not working on it as he's set up for Europe.

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    8. Re:Procurement by Ajehals · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Granted, but if you are A) A military ally B) A political ally C) A major Trading partner, and D) Allowed to buy modern war planes, you'd think you could organise ot so that the aircraft do what you want. At the end of the day military hardware is pretty much a buyers market (if you have the cash). On a side note does anyone know what happened with the promised waiver of the USA's International Traffic in Arms Regulations (ITAR) with regards to the UK?

    9. Re:Procurement by Xiaran · · Score: 5, Funny

      I suspect Australia(disclaimer Im Australian) thought that as the US and Australia are very close allies the USAF might give us the ability to use the aircraft we purchased. But hey we followed the US into Iraq so what the hell do we know :)

    10. Re:Procurement by djasbestos · · Score: 1

      And you thought DRM on music was bad...

    11. Re:Procurement by Spookticus · · Score: 3, Funny

      In soviet Russia marked post scroll-button you and replies to reverse you

    12. Re:Procurement by roseblood · · Score: 2, Funny

      I've already got it sorted out. Ready?

      UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT A B SELECT START

      [This text brought to you by the "lameness filter" that says I was YELLING too much in this comment.]

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    13. Re:Procurement by Don853 · · Score: 1

      It's probably less export controls and more the disorganized clusterfuck of Initech-like companies that make up the US military-industrial complex. Somebody probably did tell them that they were going to give them the codes, but the request ended up getting lost or mistranslated somewhere in the chain of communication - or got to someone who was hidden behind a union and just couldn't be bothered. It's amazing how long it can take even really simple things to get done when you've got as many bureaucrats, contractors, and busy-bodies as these companies do.

    14. Re:Procurement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the other hand what choice did they have? As members of SEATO and US allies they couldn't exactly go out and shop for MIGs. If all the US would sell them was handicapped aircraft well they were stuck then.

    15. Re:Procurement by Protonk · · Score: 5, Informative

      Read the original comment:

      The export restrictions on military hardware doesn't just stop Joe Shmoe from buying an F-18. It helps to create an entire bureaucracy around the sale of same items. Let's take an example of something that isn't strictly military, but dual-use.

      Hughes aircraft puts up a satellite on a Chinese launch vehicle (rocket) because it is cheaper than the US alternative and the launch window is more favorable (only so many launch vehicles fly at any given time). Rocket blows up in the air. Hughes aircraft gives the Chinese some pointers in ground control as to what caused the failure and how to avoid it in the future. partially becausee the ground operators were just THERE, partially because Hughes wants to put other satellites up later on the same kind of vehicle, and they don't want a 120 million dollar fireball for their efforts.

      OOPS. Turns out that that 'advice' improved a dual use technology, and that the State Department (and Congress, blah, blah) wasn't too happy about it.

      How did we figure out which bits of information were allowed or forbidden? It isn't just as simple as "are you an ally? Are you buying our stuff? Ok, go nuts." there is a complex (read: clumsy) enforcement scheme designed to stop information from leaving US borders. We all know this as what stopped cryptosystems from being exported--even though they weren't military-created or robust in any way.

      Export enforcement schemes are complex and unwieldy. There is a strong incentive to streamline these restrictions (from Defense Corporations), but also strong incentives to strengthen them (From organizations like the state dept, the NSA, and from Congresscritters who get elected by raising up bogeymen).

    16. Re:Procurement by sane? · · Score: 1

      The US has a habit of attempting to limit the control the purchasers actually have over their products - in the defence field as well. You'll probably find that Australia wanted to be able to designate A-4s as targets, but the US wanted $Xmillion to make the software change and probably screw up some other stuff at the same time. Therefore Australia cracked the radar software to gain control over their purchases. This behaviour is actually one of the main reason many allied countries avoid buying from the US - they are shits for trying to keep control of the equipment after delivery to get follow on contracts as well as control. Most won't fall for it any more.

    17. Re:Procurement by Marsmensch · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're absolutely right, but this happens a lot with US arms exports which are normally crippled (on purpose) and have poor post sale support. This is done on purpose by the americans to maintain greater leverage in influencing politics in different regions. It's not what you would expect from a good ally, but it is a clever strategy.

      Another example of this are F-16's sold to Chile recently. The codes and procedures for the onboard computers where not provided, something the other models which competed for the bid offered. In the end Chile chose the "bad" option of buying the F16's because it buckled to US pressure. If a war breaks out, and the US doesn't support Chile's stance, they're screwed.

      This means US systems are usually a bad option to buy. They may be very good systems when the americans use them, but you won't get the full spectrum of features, but the decision to buy weapons is made at a very high level in governments and usually factors in other elements, like US goodwill to some other policy objective, so these are not necessarily irrational choices.

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    18. Re:Procurement by archen · · Score: 2, Funny

      A good excuse to stay at home and drink beer... why wouldn't the Aussies buy this?

    19. Re:Procurement by somersault · · Score: 1

      He might have to try a few times - I've heard the select buttons on F18s tend to wear out quite quickly

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    20. Re:Procurement by Ajehals · · Score: 1

      Yeah I get it.

      But the procurement of Military hardware (which isn't going to be dual use, its not like Australia bought the F18's for crop dusting...) is done by diplomats at a fairly high level, not by company execs. At that level there is scope for all sorts of things ranging from simple technology transfers through to special dispensation. What I was commenting on was that whoever forged this deal either was always aware of the limitations and presumed there was a way around them, assumed that they wouldn't apply in this case or outright failed to realise that it would be an issue. Further, it is not as if the US is the only supplier of aircraft of this nature, granted this is cold war era, so buying tech or aircraft from the Russians would have been impossible, but there would have been UK and French manufacturers with comparable products, and (especially in the case of France) less restrictions, so you could either use that as a bargaining chip to get what you want or avoid the issue entirely.

      When you are talking the amounts involved in buying fighter aircraft, you'd think the end product would meet the needs of the buyer, more over, without doing any research I cant tell, but I would bet this purchase came on the heels of other agreements, (whether military or trade related) which also potentially gives leverage to both parties. This isn't the US shipping F14's to iran for peanuts, this is a first world nation trading with another first world nation to aquire a product that is essential for national security. I would hope that the buyer would do the right thing as far as possible where the saftey of their nation is concerned, and not have to fall back on a (fairly hostile and potentially damaging) mechanism like espionage.

    21. Re:Procurement by Protonk · · Score: 1

      But it IS done by company execs along with those diplomants. The sale is negotiated by US Defense Corps to Austrialian diplomats. It is in the interest of the seller (Boeing/MCD) to limit their disclosure of problems in the products--if they had been clear that there existed a mechanism to prevent the planes from being functional that WOULDN'T be disabled by the US, they would not have made the sale. The end product meets the needs of the buyer only insofar as the buyer does due diligence--that's where the austrailians would try to hire someone (say an ex-designer or fighter pilot) who knew a shitload about these things in order to help them through the negotiations. Because the technology is 'secret', those kinds of people are in short supply.

      In this case, I think we are conflating the US Gvt with US business involved in the sale of aircraft. The Gov't will sell aircraft that have been in service, but companies will sell new aircraft, license the manufacture of same aircraft, and sell aircraft that the US has 'junked' to other countries (All with the permission and under the export schemes of the government). When we say that the "US" has reached a deal with another country to provide aircraft, it is almost NEVER a purely diplomatic deal. Even the lend-lease program (which both predated the modern military-industrial complex and involved assets that today would have been directly sold by services or sold after decommissioning by the decomissioning contractor) was an emergency long term loan to England of ships and supplies.

      The austrailians COULD have used the possiblity of switching to french hardware (Less so british, because US/British hardware share a LOT of the same suppliers (and protocols, and sometimes end contractors, etc) and basically have the same capabilities/limitations), but that brings in two problems:

      1. Aircraft already purchased come at a pretty high cost. Once you buy a 20 million dollar airframe, the near term cost of maintaining it is relatively low in comparison to a switch to a different structure.

      2. Arms 'deals' are reciprocal and intertwined. If the Australians told the US to fuck off with their f-18's, the possiblity exists that they may have to buy their cruisers and destroyers from France, too. While the French make pretty damn good airplanes (and have a bunch), the same isn't necessarily true for other military assets.

      The reason I mentioned dual-use (going backwards here) was that it is a less restricted export commodity that purely military technology. So export control schemes for dual-use tech have less of an incentive to be restrictive and obscure. It may have been illegal (probably was, even though we have plenty of secret sharing agreements w/ NZ,AU, CA, UK, including special classifications that they may see but others may not) to let them know before the deal that this possible limitation exists, even though it was legal to sell them the multi-million dollar weapon in the first place.

      EX:

      When I was in the navy, we occasionally had Australian riders onboard the submarine. they had Top-Secret clearances and could see plenty of things the russians generally weren't allowed to see. :)

      But, despite this clearance, they were NOT allowed in the engine room, even though the highest lvl of classification there was Confidential (not as nasty as TS). A law passed in 1956 forbid them (but not the british) from even seeing the insides of the engine room, or asking about our capabilities. They could however, read message traffic, look at our sonar capabilities, etc, etc, etc.

      sometimes these laws are caprecious and stupid.

    22. Re:Procurement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Newsflash, an aircraft includes avionics and related systems, especially a package like this. It did not arrive with no radar, it arrived with a dysfunctional one, so they clearly purchased a radar system with it. This is a LARGE part of the price tag on a modern bird, even MOST of the price on some. Adapting any technologhically advanced system involves support and documentation, certainly one does not expect obstruction and obfuscation through encryption. This is not hacking an XBOX to steal games it's trying to get the vital defense capability from a key system you were sold by a so-called ally. Good luck selling AU another highly lucrative aircraft contract with an attitude like yours.

    23. Re:Procurement by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "I hate the fact I cant use the F18 I bought on Ebay to shoot down Asia Pacific Rim based Aircraft."

      You certainly can! Sorting them out is the problem.
      (Identification Friend or Foe) is useful when engaging BVR or at night, but you can still engage and kill whoever you wish.

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    24. Re:Procurement by Ajehals · · Score: 1

      Aha! so it does come down to whoever inked this deal not doing the job he should have done.

      To be honest without seeing what else was riding on this deal, (or possibly what deal this deal was riding on) it is impossible to see whether Australia got a poor deal over all, but as I have said previously, if you are buying military kit, the first and foremost objective should be to ensure that you are doing right by your country (The UK seems to manage it, if it wasn't for the policy of only being operationally capable on a large scale with US support...). That clearly is subjective (based upon what else surrounded this deal and how it was made) but still. Buy an aircraft you cannot use against your enemy? not much point in buying that aircraft.

    25. Re:Procurement by Protonk · · Score: 1

      No it doesn't. You've missed my point in the 2nd comment entirely. There are HUGE structural and informational limitations preventing someone from another country from writing and negotiating a contract properly. While there are demonstrably fewer limitations for the australians than the indonesians (also airframe customers of US companies), those limitations still exist and still serve to prevent perfect contracts from being executed.

      in your summation you still return to the notion that all parties have equal information regarding equipment capabilities--they don't. Information between the two sides is asymmetrical. That asymmetry can be reduced with proper contract negotiations--assuming there isn't some constraint on either party for the release of information. Those constraints are ALL over technology export laws in the US. Given those informational constraints, the Australian negotiators could have done a perfect job but still recieved a bum deal.

      The UK manages because the US has had a lot more incentive to allow them leeway on security rules--england was viewed as one of the last places in Europe that wouldn't have russian tanks in it 3 days after WWIII broke out. We have similarly cozy secrecy rules with Iceland, but since they don't really have a large defense manufacturing base, we haven't shared the same sort of technical secrets with them

    26. Re:Procurement by Ajehals · · Score: 1

      OK, My point is that even if the capabilities of a given system are unknown to the buying party and even if there are known or non-obvious restrictions on the transfer of this technology, the buyer *should* have been aware of them. If you are willing to use espionage to "unlock" a system, then presumably a bit of pre-purchase research (or due diligence if ou like) is not beyond you. So to quote an American politician, there are known knowns, known unknowns, and unknown unknowns... All the buyer has to do is ensure that as far as is known the product will be suitable for the job.

      If, as in this case it appears that some element was contentious with regard to US export restrictions, that should be clear to the buyer (through their own research) prior to purchase. The US entities can do whatever they want when selling something to someone else, place whatever restrictions they wish, but whoever signed the deal (or rather those responsible for the detail) should not have allowed a system that did not meet requirements to be delivered without assurances from the appropriate people that they are getting what they paid for. Its a buyers mistake. Anything else would imply that the US entities involved misrepresented they sale (which would come with redress), they lied about the sale (again leaving the door open to action against them and more importantly scaring off other potential buyers) or the buyer screwed up. I am going with the latter, as all the others should have been mitigated by using those intelligence assets that came in to play later in ensuring that what was being sought was what was bought.

    27. Re:Procurement by XdevXnull · · Score: 1

      Oh, for a second I thought we were talking about the Zune...

      --
      "I'm a Laver, not a Phyto[plankton]"
    28. Re:Procurement by styrotech · · Score: 1

      You'll probably find that Australia wanted to be able to designate A-4s as targets,


      Australian intelligence obviously monitor online auctions:
      http://nz.news.yahoo.com/070919/3/1qbj.html

      Article text:

      The air force's mothballed Skyhawk fighter jets have been offered for sale to the highest bidder on the TradeMe auction site.

      In a spoof on the Government's inability to sell the 17 jets, they were offered for sale on the TradeMe website today and within 40 minutes bids had gone from $880 to $1510.

      The seller said they would prefer an overseas buyer but invited local buyers to bid if they had the room.

      They had all been upgraded since Vietnam and the new owner had to pay for shipping and delivery charges.

      One browser wanted to know if they had a current warrant of fitness and another asked when they had had a 100-hour check.

      Yet another asked if they came with a full tank of gas.

      Another asked if they would get to Australia and back with a load of bombs.

      "Well actually the bombs wouldn't be coming back."

      The 17 Skyhawks were decomissioned in 2001 and later sold by the Government for $155 million to an American company.

      The sale has yet to be approved by the US State Department and the aircraft are still in storage at Woodbourne air base in Blenheim.
    29. Re:Procurement by Kennon · · Score: 1

      Who would spend Millions of AU$'s on something that in effect doesn't work, and not just some feature is missing, but the primary use of the thing is impaired, oh and the supplier wont help.

      Who? Pretty much anyone who wanted to have a serious air/ground strike capability presence in that part of the world. Because even the earliest models of the F-18 hornet, even ones with gimped IFF/radar systems are still 10 years more advanced than 95% of the fighter aircraft operating in the southeast asian theater today. The next closest competitor is the SU-27, which is awesome if you are putting on an air show but when compared to a hornet is basically just a target that will do some neato aerial acrobatics right before it explodes into a fiery ball of burning metal...with the obligatory G.I. Joe white parachute popping out a few moments later.

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    30. Re:Procurement by slapout · · Score: 1

      "I hate the fact I cant use the F18 I bought on Ebay to shoot down Asia Pacific Rim based Aircraft.."

      Only on Slashdot would that comment get modded "Insightful".

      --
      Coder's Stone: The programming language quick ref for iPad
    31. Re:Procurement by smackt4rd · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but that's just australian money. :)

    32. Re:Procurement by NotmyNick · · Score: 1

      by Ajehais Whoever arranged the procurement of those aircraft in the first place wasn't terribly smart. Who would spend Millions of AU$'s on something that in effect doesn't work, and not just some feature is missing, but the primary use of the thing is impaired, oh and the supplier wont help.
      Why the Australian Labor Party, of course. Don't you remember? They've been specializing is this kind of procurement policy for going on three decades.
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      Notmysig
    33. Re:Procurement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that the Australians modified the plans till they were competitive against more modern planes.

    34. Re:Procurement by CRC'99 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but that's just australian money. :)

      Which is also marching towards $1AU = $1USD... Just like $CAD...

      It's currently at $1AUD = $0.8677USD after being around the $0.6US a few years ago...

      --
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    35. Re:Procurement by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1
      That's not all. Australia has ordered 59 M1A1 Abrams tanks that are too big for any of our transport equipment (based around the existing Leopard fleet).

      We'll have to ask any bad guys to come to our tank training ground so we can fight 'em fair.

      --
      "I've got more toys than Teruhisa Kitahara."
    36. Re:Procurement by StrahdVZ · · Score: 1

      I would have to disagree that it puts the article into context, in fact it appears to be scaremongering on behalf of Newscorp/News International (who are of course biased as pro right on behalf of Rupert Murdoch, staunch supporter of the Australian Liberal Party in all his publications).

      That article neglects to mention the fact that the Liberal party purchased the FA-18s without the appropriate identification codes making the whole purchase entirely and utterly fucking useless. Thanks Libs.

    37. Re:Procurement by rgaginol · · Score: 1

      You know what is terrible, is the sorry story that is the procurement process in Iraq. I've got a mate whose parents are over there and some of the stories are ridiculous. I heard a story about 18 trucks at $750k each being delivered to the US army. The trucks themselves were ripped off from another Iraq area and not working. When the US army asked the procurement company about the fact that they were not working, the company replied, "We were paid for delivery of trucks, not that they would be working". And from the sounds of it, the department of justice is blocking investigations into many of these quite typical stories.

      Fills me with confidence at the "successes" going on over there.... hmmph.

    38. Re:Procurement by wilymage · · Score: 1

      If we're going to have a discussion about bungled Australian military projects, let's not forget the Collins Class Submarine.

      --
      The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. -- Albert Einstein
    39. Re:Procurement by Jarik_Tentsu · · Score: 1

      I can just see it now. On www.cracks.ru or something:

      F/A_18_v_1.21_crack_[WORKS_ONLINE!].zip

      Inside, it will have:

      Porn_scanner.exe
      Crack.exe
      Installation.nfo

      ~Jarik

    40. Re:Procurement by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Uh, from what I've read M1 tanks aren't all that transportable by just about any standard. They're mainly designed to be transported by ship. That's the whole reason for light vehicles like the striker which don't need the golden gate bridge to cross a small river.

      M1 tanks are unstoppable on the battlefield - the trick is just getting them there. It is an essential component of a foreign-soil army, but not really part of a paratroop squad...

      They might make sense for a self-defense force - you'd be fighting on your own soil most of the time so transport isn't as much of a problem - trains/trucks work fine. They're really just a deterrant to keep some 2-bit neighbor from deciding you're easy pickings, unless you want to project power.

  5. Obligatory by Nenya247 · · Score: 0

    In Soviet Russia code cracks you!

  6. Re:hm by biocute · · Score: 4, Funny

    Former defense minister. It's easy to be forgotten if you're too quiet.

    Back on topic, this is what you got for not using open source aircrafts.

  7. Understandable by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mr Beazley said the Americans knew what the Australians were doing and were intrigued by the progress they made.
    So, we knew that they knew that we cracked the aircraft codes. But did they know that we knew that they knew? It also begs for the question that if they did, did we know that they knew that we knew that they knew?
    --
    It takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile
    Be yourself no matter what they say
    1. Re:Understandable by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      And, for God's sake, what is the plural of nemesis?

      --
      SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    2. Re:Understandable by ubrgeek · · Score: 1
      --
      Bark less. Wag more.
    3. Re:Understandable by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 2, Informative

      And, for God's sake, what is the plural of nemesis?


      Nemeses.

      Chris Mattern
    4. Re:Understandable by jmv · · Score: 1

      As we know,
      There are known knowns.
      There are things we know we know.
      We also know
      There are known unknowns.
      That is to say
      We know there are some things
      We do not know.
      But there are also unknown unknowns,
      The ones we don't know
      We don't know.

      -- Rumsfeld

    5. Re:Understandable by Yetihehe · · Score: 1

      "And no one will convince us that white is white and black is black" - Lech Kaczynski, President of Poland ;)

      --
      Extreme Programming - Redundant Array of Inexpensive Developers
    6. Re:Understandable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rummy, that you?

    7. Re:Understandable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is nothing logically wrong with what Rumsfeld said there.
      In fact, it's a useful insight into perception (though it wasn't him that came up with it).

      I don't see any point in making fun if it, even though, by the way, I hate Rumsfeld.

    8. Re:Understandable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nemisisisis

      That's obviously Nemesis sister.
    9. Re:Understandable by gregski · · Score: 1

      Remind me of yes prime minister:

      Sir Humphrey: "With Trident we could obliterate the whole of Eastern Europe."
      Jim Hacker: "I don't want to obliterate the whole of Eastern Europe."
      Sir Humphrey: "It's a deterrent."
      Jim Hacker: "It's a bluff. I probably wouldn't use it."
      Sir Humphrey: "Yes, but they don't know that you probably wouldn't."
      Jim Hacker: "They probably do."
      Sir Humphrey: "Yes, they probably know that you probably wouldn't. But they can't certainly know."
      Jim Hacker: "They probably certainly know that I probably wouldn't."
      Sir Humphrey: "Yes, but even though they probably certainly know that you probably wouldn't, they don't certainly know that, although you probably wouldn't, there is no probability that you certainly would."

      --
      I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain
    10. Re:Understandable by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      I was with you right up to the misuse of "begs [...] the question".

      --
      sub f{($f)=@_;print"$f(q{$f});";}f(q{sub f{($f)=@_;print"$f(q{$f});";}f});
    11. Re:Understandable by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      So, we knew that they knew that we cracked the aircraft codes. But did they know that we knew that they knew? It also begs for the question that if they did, did we know that they knew that we knew that they knew?

      There are known knowns, there are also known unknowns and unknown unknowns. There are also known unknowns known, unknown knowns known, unknown knowns unknown and unknown unknowns unknown. The real question is was this unknown known to those who knew, known or was this known unknown, unknown to those who knew it was unknown, It may have been unknown to those who knew it was a unknown unknown. One thing is for certain it's unknown.

      please, know one pull the detonator in my head.

      --
      My ism, it's full of beliefs.
    12. Re:Understandable by Dracophile · · Score: 1
      --
      Athy, athier, athiest.
    13. Re:Understandable by Simian+Road · · Score: 1

      There is no plural as by definition you can have only one Nemesis.

    14. Re:Understandable by merikari · · Score: 1

      There is no plural as by definition you can have only one Nemesis.

      Of course there is a plural. You can still talk about nemeses even though you can only have one. "Their nemeses were..."

      --
      My other SIG is a Sauer.
    15. Re:Understandable by Trinn · · Score: 1

      Surprise. Surprise and an almost fanatical devotion to the...wait...wrong story...nevermind

  8. Lets put another shrimp on the barbie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But the barbie says it cooks Euroe scum only?? Get out the duck tape.. its time to ghetto this bitch!

  9. Cartoony image by packetmon · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Americans kept saying they'd provide the codes, but never did. Pictures tall kid dangling candy over another kids head. "Here you go" kid jumps... "Sucker..." "Here you go!" kid jumps again... "Sucker..."

    1. Re:Cartoony image by biocute · · Score: 1

      Pictures tall kid dangling candy over another kids head

      Johnny's third attempt hit Sammy's crotch though.

  10. Impotance? by dontspitconfetti · · Score: 1

    Australia cracked top-secret American combat aircraft codes in the 1980s So why is this important now?
    1. Re:Impotance? by vlchung · · Score: 5, Informative

      The timing is not important - the story was told in Parliament as part of his farewell speech.

      Kim Beazley, former opposition leader (crude US translation - Minority Leader combined with non-incumbent party presidential candidate) is retiring from politics, and with an election due soon, today was the last day parliament would be sitting before the election. This made today the last time he'll set foot in the parliament as a member of the House of Reps (hence farewell speeches containing a lot of retrospectives). During his time, he was Defense Minister when Labor was last in power (the party / coalition with the most seats in the House of Reps).

    2. Re:Impotance? by IainMH · · Score: 1

      Australia cracked top-secret American combat aircraft codes in the 1980s
      So why is this important now? Are you saying that things which happened in the past are not important any more?
    3. Re:Impotance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Beazley's set to retire from Parliament. He's reminiscing about the Good Old Days.

    4. Re:Impotance? by j-pimp · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Because its more than 20 years old and historians can use FOIA requests to study this.

      --
      --- Justin Dearing http://www.justaprogrammer.net/ We're just programmers.
    5. Re:Impotance? by ZuluZero · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think the post meant to say "Impotence" - the inability to shoot when desired.

  11. Thrilling story by Bromskloss · · Score: 1, Insightful

    More cool spy stories, please! I once managed to figure out the code to a locked briefcase, bought second hand. That small feat was a thrill. I would have loved being part of this! Outsmarting somone is enormously satisfying.

    --
    Swedish plasma phys. PhD student; MSc EE; knows maths, programming, electronics; finance interest; seeks opportunities
    1. Re:Thrilling story by Xtense · · Score: 5, Funny

      Outsmarting somone is enormously satisfying. If this is true, then you won't mind me being satisfied over nitpicking a typo, eh? :)
      --
      "We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams [...]."
    2. Re:Thrilling story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      001
      002
      003 ...
      rinse and repeat.

    3. Re:Thrilling story by everphilski · · Score: 1

      combination wouldn't happen to be 123 would it?

    4. Re:Thrilling story by irtza · · Score: 4, Funny

      no, I don't think this is a type. Search for somone and u will see that somone is often requested to fix things in numberable fields. Somone is quite smart, so I would be satisfied outsmarting somone. 138,000 search results on google and I am only now hearing of somone. Unbelievable!

      --
      When all else fails, try.
    5. Re:Thrilling story by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      Amazing! that's the combination to my atmospheric shield!

      --
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    6. Re:Thrilling story by hercubus · · Score: 1

      I once managed to figure out the code to a locked briefcase ... Outsmarting somone is enormously satisfying.


      getting into Somone's briefcase is satisfying but getting into her pants is even more satisfying

      schwing!

      --
      -- How I want a drink, alcoholic of course, after the heavy lectures involving quantum mechanics.
    7. Re:Thrilling story by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Let me guess, my boss always used 1111

      --
      Apocalypse Cancelled, Sorry, No Ticket Refunds
    8. Re:Thrilling story by Pollardito · · Score: 1

      in fact he's so smart that he chose 4321 for his briefcase combination instead of 1234

  12. Just wondering... by corser · · Score: 5, Funny

    does the DMCA apply retroactively? If so, then Australia can never step foot in the US again.

    1. Re:Just wondering... by trongey · · Score: 1, Interesting

      ...Australia can never step foot in the US again

      You apparently don't realize that Australia is a very large island south of Asia. Islands don't have feet. They have roots.
      --
      You never really know how close to the edge you can go until you fall off.
    2. Re:Just wondering... by Bemopolis · · Score: 1

      slands don't have feet. They have roots.
      And that is why no man is an island. But wait —what about the Isle of Man?

      My head hurts.
      --
      "I guess the moral of the story is, don't paint your airship with rocket fuel." -- Addison Bain
    3. Re:Just wondering... by Shadowplay00 · · Score: 1

      Well, Australia has a history of wandering about. Can't be too careful...

    4. Re:Just wondering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so like, their soil is no longer allowed on our soil? if thats the case, grab your torch and pitchfork! to the embassy!!!

  13. We were ALL impressed by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Americans knew what the Australians were doing and were intrigued by the progress they made.

    Well, keep in mind that there was a huge Aussie fad in America in the mid-late 80's. We were ALL surprised at how much progress they made at the time. If it hadn't been for the unfortunate "Yahoo Serious" setback in 1988, who knows what they could have ultimately done.

    --
    SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
  14. Here is the secret code by Seumas · · Score: 5, Funny

    Up
    Up
    Down
    Down
    Left
    Right
    Left
    Right
    B
    A
    START

    1. Re:Here is the secret code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SELECT, START ... for the love of god man!

    2. Re:Here is the secret code by spitek · · Score: 2, Informative

      AND ITS A B Select Start For the Love of God!

    3. Re:Here is the secret code by Seumas · · Score: 1

      SELECT, START ... for the love of god man! Not exactly.

      This is the original version of the code, designed for the NES controller. In many popular representations of the code, "Start" is added at the end of the sequence. This is because in many of the early occurrences of the code, "Start" had to be pressed before any effects of the code could be seen. In these cases, "Start" either started or unpaused the game. "Select" is also sometimes inserted at the end of the code, but in this instance, the code would be inputted at the title screen, and pressing "Select" usually switched the players option from one to two for cooperative play. The exact sequence varies from game to game, and has been adapted to fit the button layouts of different video game consoles.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konami_Code
    4. Re:Here is the secret code by ztransform · · Score: 1

      Fatality!

    5. Re:Here is the secret code by Seumas · · Score: 1

      No, it's not.

    6. Re:Here is the secret code by log0n · · Score: 3, Funny

      20 years later and it still makes me laugh :-)

    7. Re:Here is the secret code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SEGA! Do do da da du du du da da....

    8. Re:Here is the secret code by Khyber · · Score: 1

      NO. Originally it was designed for Gradius, which was out before Contra. Even then, it gave you full weapons minus the laser. IT WAS NOT A 30-LIVES CODE TO BEGIN WITH. In Contra and Gradius' sequel, Life Force, this gave you thirty lives. BTW SELECT START was only for two players. Come the SNES the code changed with Gradius III - trying the original Konami code DESTROYED YOUR SHIP. They changed Left Right Left Right to the SNES shoulder L & R buttons instead to give you a full weapons payload.

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    9. Re:Here is the secret code by KeyboardMonkey · · Score: 1

      You laugh now, but try that mid-air!

    10. Re:Here is the secret code by sinewalker · · Score: 1

      So THAT's what Beazely was on about. "Up hill and down dale" indeed. A valed reference, eh?

      --
      “Our opponent is an alien starship packed with nuclear bombs. We have a protractor.” — Neal Stepnenso
    11. Re:Here is the secret code by mr_snarf · · Score: 1

      NO. Originally it was designed for Gradius, which was out before Contra. Even then, it gave you full weapons minus the laser. IT WAS NOT A 30-LIVES CODE TO BEGIN WITH. In Contra and Gradius' sequel, Life Force, this gave you thirty lives. BTW SELECT START was only for two players. Come the SNES the code changed with Gradius III - trying the original Konami code DESTROYED YOUR SHIP. They changed Left Right Left Right to the SNES shoulder L & R buttons instead to give you a full weapons payload.
      Sir, I bow down to your nerdiness.
      --
      printf("Goodbye cruel world!\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b");
  15. cracked the codes or obtained them through spying? by z0idberg · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "We spied on them and we extracted the codes,"


    So did they managed to crack the codes or did they spy on the US and somehow obtain the codes? I read TFA and still can't figure out which.

    I expect it was they cracked the codes as seeing as "Americans knew what the Australians were doing and were intrigued by the progress they made.". I don't imagine the seppos would feel "intrigued" about being spied on.
  16. reminds me of rumsfeld the poet by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    "Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know."

    --
    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
    1. Re:reminds me of rumsfeld the poet by Amouth · · Score: 1

      but what do you call it when we know ther are ones we don't know we don't know?

      --
      '...if only "Jumping to a Conclusion" was an event in the Olympics.'
  17. .. And as usual.. by scsirob · · Score: 1

    ..Americans can't tell one country from another.. Austria is quite a walk up from Australia. Makes you wonder how you decide which country to attack next.

    --
    To Terminate, or not to Terminate, that's the question - SCSIROB
    1. Re:.. And as usual.. by skyshard · · Score: 4, Funny

      whoooooooooooooooooooosh! did i just see something pass overhead?

    2. Re:.. And as usual.. by hullabalucination · · Score: 1

      Austria is quite a walk up from Australia.

      Hey, I've walked from Australia to Austria and except for a couple of damp parts towards the middle it wasn't that bad.

      * * * * * *

      "Boy, those French, they have a different word for everything!"
      --Steve Martin

    3. Re:.. And as usual.. by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      I am more worried when some major controversy erupts in Slovakia, since you can infact walk to Slovenia from it.

    4. Re:.. And as usual.. by Froeschle · · Score: 1

      That's OK, and most Europeans wouldn't know the difference between Idaho, Ohio and Iowa. Perhaps we should test them with mislabeled maps and have them point to these names? Or we could just ask them a much fairer question like what body orbits the Earth? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0CjrNgK0zw/

    5. Re:.. And as usual.. by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      Wow, Bush must have cloned himself a lot to become "Americans"!
      But of course, that's only to expect from the evil dictator he is, right? ;-)

      --
      Beware: In C++, your friends can see your privates!
    6. Re:.. And as usual.. by Froeschle · · Score: 1

      Should have dropped the trailing slash. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0CjrNgK0zw

    7. Re:.. And as usual.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, haha, Americans are stupid.

      I went to some other countries to repeat those "man on the street" interview videos - but the industrious citizens of Faroffistan were all too busy creating masterworks of art, music, and science to give me humorous answers to geography pop quizes.

    8. Re:.. And as usual.. by internewt · · Score: 4, Funny

      whoooooooooooooooooooosh! did i just see something pass overhead? Yeah, a hornet with crippled radar ;)
      --
      Car analogies break down.
    9. Re:.. And as usual.. by somersault · · Score: 1

      Why would we even want to know where all 50 states are? Knowing that they are in America is enough for most purposes. Knowing their exact location is like asking you to know all the different districts in the UK, rather than knowing where an actual country is.

      As for your Who wants to be a Millionaire video... what's your point?

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMriTkE3igY
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF4gHS4nvSM
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsOR0PjsjwM
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gL0omV4dfM

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      which is totally what she said
    10. Re:.. And as usual.. by HermDog · · Score: 2, Funny

      I thought we were doing it in alphabetical order, but obviously not.

      When I was in high school so many years ago, I spent a couple of summer weeks in Europe on one of those tours that shows you everything you can see from a bus. On the flight up to JFK (the one in New York) for our departure to Brussels, one of my classmates commented on how much she was looking forward to visiting Austria. Now I have nothing against Austria, and it turned out to be the country where one of my most memorable experiences on the trip occurred, but at the time I could not imagine why a high school student from North Carolina would have any particular reason to look forward to being in Austria. Maybe she liked mountains. So I asked.

      She was looking forward to the accent. I was impressed. To this day I don't think I would be able to distinguish an Austrian from a German by accent.

      "You know. The way Olivia Newton-John talks."

      Oh.

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      JADBP
    11. Re:.. And as usual.. by janrinok · · Score: 1

      Could you indicate the location of the following UK counties on a map: Lancashire, Devon, Northumberland, Surrey? So why should we have to know where the various states are?

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    12. Re:.. And as usual.. by JazzLad · · Score: 1

      Meh, I can point out the EU on a map when I'm sober.

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    13. Re:.. And as usual.. by Froeschle · · Score: 1

      The point should be clear; in all of your examples of "stupidity" the contestants managed to get simple questions wrong completely on their own, however in my example the contestant was asked "What orbits the Earth?" with the possible answers being "The Moon", "The Sun", "Mars" or "Venus". When he wasn't sure of the answer he asked the audience. 56% of the audience thought it was the Sun, 2% thought it was Mars and only 42% got it right. One individual displaying such ignorance isn't nearly as shocking as 58% of the general population.

    14. Re:.. And as usual.. by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      No, asking someone to know the different districts in the UK is like asking someone to know the different counties in Minnesota (some of which are larger than some European nations). Knowing which states are part of the United States is like knowing with nations are part of the European Union, with the exception that, again, most of them are larger than almost all European nations. Some of them have even been completely independent sovereign nations in the past. As have some U.S. states. ;)

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    15. Re:.. And as usual.. by somersault · · Score: 1

      The type of people who go and spend an evening watching Who Wants to be a Millionaire, or even those who just sit at home and watch TV all night, or just watch that show because they hope to someday be able to slack off and be a lazy jobless millionaire, aren't the 'general population', though they will comprise a significant chunk I guess. I don't even remember there being an ask the audience in there, guess I was too gobsmacked that he didn't just know it was the moon straight away.

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    16. Re:.. And as usual.. by somersault · · Score: 1

      But, the thing is that while I realise they do have their distinguishing features, they do claim to be states rather than countries, and with most of them, there is no point in knowing the difference because their cultures and language are so similar (with the exception of accents). If you're travelling in Europe then it is helpful to know which language people speak and learn a bit about their culture before travelling there. In some cultures, showing people the sole of your foot is considered a serious insult.. in America, the worst faux pax you are likely to commit is liking the wrong sports team. I guess I'm playing devil's advocate here just because I didn't like the attitude of the original post..

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    17. Re:.. And as usual.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If you're travelling in Europe then it is helpful to know which language people speak and learn a bit about their culture before travelling there." If you are travelling in Europe and English happens to be your first language, most likely everyone you meet is going to speak it to you even if you are fluent in the native language. "In some cultures, showing people the sole of your foot is considered a serious insult.." None of those cultures are in Europe, but in Arab countries where they get insulted by just about anything "Western". In America, the worst faux pax you are likely to commit is liking the wrong sports team. I think telling people to go fuck themselves would be worse. I guess I'm playing devil's advocate here just because I didn't like the attitude of the original post. A good a reason as any, I suppose.

    18. Re:.. And as usual.. by somersault · · Score: 1

      "None of those cultures are in Europe"

      Try Hungary.

      Obviously telling people to go fuck themselves is bad, but liking certain football teams isn't especially. If you go around parts of America or the UK wearing the wrong colours (either gang associated or sports team associated) then you are likely to get yourself into quite a spot of bother.

      I know a lot of Europeans speak English, again devil's advocate (though a lot of them may only have a little or very rusty English if you venture from the beaten track).

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  18. Human Rights Violation by E++99 · · Score: 3, Funny

    'In the end we spied on them and we extracted the codes ourselves.'

    This is a massive violation of human rights. The US DOD has many Australians in it, who may have therefore been spied on by the Australian government without a warrant. Therefore Australia is a police state.

    1. Re:Human Rights Violation by DeepHurtn! · · Score: 1

      ...is this some attempt to make light of Bush's warrantless spying? If so, sorry, it didn't work very well.

    2. Re:Human Rights Violation by E++99 · · Score: 1

      No, it's an attempt to mock left-wing logic.

    3. Re:Human Rights Violation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not so funny when you realise that there is a grain of truth to that claim.

  19. Intrigued? by InvisblePinkUnicorn · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Oh look at them, they're trying to crack our codes..."

    "Oh look, they're actually succeeding. How intriguing!"

    "Hey, wait a sec, they're pointing those missiles at use. I continue to be intrigued!"

    1. Re:Intrigued? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like America thats unfair

  20. the USA didn't do anything about it by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Funny

    because at the time, all Australian aircraft fuel was under seige by Lord Humongous in the desert, and Crocodile Dundee was MIA on a walkabout

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    1. Re:the USA didn't do anything about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This AC laughed so hard at your comment that he peed a little. Thanks a lot, asshole.

    2. Re:the USA didn't do anything about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lord Humungous reference? +500 points to you my good man - LOL

    3. Re:the USA didn't do anything about it by DigitalWallaby · · Score: 1

      And Aunty was making gas weapons with high grade pig crap... and Angry Anderson.

  21. Happening again with the F-35? by aktzin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This reminds me of news reports about the F-35 Joint Strike Fighter. It's meant to replace the F-16 and also be available for export to allied nations starting with the UK. Unfortunately for the potential buyers, the US government wasn't offering to share all the technical details and source code that our allies would need to fully operate and maintain the aircraft. With a quick Google search I just found this article from last year saying the US and UK came to an agreement, don't know what's happened since then. I vaguely remember the Royal Air Force and Navy threatened to cancel their orders and just buy Eurofighter Typhoons instead.

    http://www.defenseindustrydaily.com/f35-jsf-program-us-uk-reach-technology-transfer-agreement-02495/
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    1. Re:Happening again with the F-35? by failedlogic · · Score: 1

      I think what's more interesting here is that the UK would have put themselves at a serious disadvantage if they turned around and bought the Eurofighter or had been forced to buy one (unless of course neither would come with the Avionics/computers, source etc). Disadvantage, why? I recall on earlier Slashdot thread, F-35 was reported of having kill ratios in dog-fighting Top Gun pilot vs Top Gun Pilot of an unheard of 40 or 60: 1. Often the other pilots couldn't shoot down the F-35 or the F-35 ran out of ammo with not one radar lock before having to land. The missile guidance computers and stealth capability of this plane must be nothing short of spectacular.

    2. Re:Happening again with the F-35? by monopole · · Score: 1

      The CYA and ridiculous wargame ground rules of this plane must be nothing short of spectacular.

      There I fixed it for you...
      What do you expect? If the F-35 was reported to blow chunks half the brass would be retiring. Every new incredibly expensive fighter is reported to be invincible (particularly since the production ratio is also 60:1). My bet is that it gets ripped to shreds a few years down the line by cheap UCAVs made by a power that doesn't have a pilot-centric military culture.

    3. Re:Happening again with the F-35? by failedlogic · · Score: 1

      Point taken and something I forgot to mention. :) UCAVs will definitely if for no other reason that current limiting factor of G-forces acting on the human pilots will not be a factor.

    4. Re:Happening again with the F-35? by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Unless they can out-turn a missile I doubt that aircraft maneuvering will have much impact in wars in the future. Sure, missile-dependency killed the US in Vietnam, but look at the missles and sensors back then! And the ROEs for that matter which tended to eliminate the advantages of missiles.

      If I wanted a state-of-the-art air-force I'd build lots of UAVs that fell into a few classes:

      1. Recon craft - long durability, slow speed, linger over targets.
      2. Scout craft - decent range, high speed, stealthy enough to get close, lots of sensors.
      3. CAP craft - high speed, decent range, half-decent stealth, lots of missile payload, great targetting/tracking, and cheap as possible - maneuvering not necessary
      4. Bombers - heavy payload, med speed, good range, good stealth
      5. Missile - absolute state of the art air-to-air missiles

      None of these craft would be nearly as expensive as the best-of-all-worlds US aircraft.

      In a situation where anything flying can be presumed hostile I'd send in CAP craft followed by bombers. In a situation where you need to be careful about what you shoot I'd send in a scout in advance - it would be expendible. If it gets shot at the CAP craft behind it would take out everything in their path. If it isn't shot at then it can get a picture of the situation and the CAP craft can act accordingly.

      Nothing would be permitted to get close enough to any warcraft to require dogfighting. All engagements would be at range. Modern missiles can outmaneuver just about any aircraft.

      I'd also need not nearly as many pilots. The aircraft would fly themselves for the most part, with humans stepping in at critical decision points. They would be on normal shifts and not pumped up with drugs to keep them awake on long flights. Autopilot would handle the boring parts of missions. The computer would recommend targets/actions, and people would confirm them. In large engagements the computer would get a weapons-free order and would assign targets appropriately - with expended craft automatically pairing up and heading home.

      Warplanes these days are basically just cargo craft to haul smart weapons within range of the target. The machines do all the hard work already - so why continue to force humans to be missile haulers in the face of enemy fire?

      Sure, my aircraft wouldn't be the best on the planet - but dollar-for-dollar I'd have a LOT of them. And I'd spare no expense in the critical parts - such as the weapons themselves.

  22. not enough info by sam_paris · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I actually RTFA and there is not information on how the Australians cracked the codes, how they spied on the Americans or how the Americans knew about this and why it was so intriguing.

    It was to answer those questions that I actually read TFA, so tell me, what use is TFA without the answer to those questions?

    1. Re:not enough info by madeye+the+younger · · Score: 1

      ...you say that as if there were some implicit requirement of TFA to *have* answers to any questions. Silly wabbit!

    2. Re:not enough info by sarathmenon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Rule No. 1: Never RTFA. never ever.
      Rule No.2: See above.

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    3. Re:not enough info by budgenator · · Score: 1

      The article is nonsensical but I assume they just sent out some IFF interrogations and recorded what was returned by other aircrafts transponders; get a big enough sample and you can crack the under-lying code, just like cracking WEP keys only several orders of magnitude simpler. If hostilities break out the first thing the combatants do is change the keys daily anyways.

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    4. Re:not enough info by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be new here.

  23. Export aircraft by Bullfish · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Though this information has only been released 20 years later, you can bet that any country buying export aircraft from another is going to have their people make adjustments to both the airframe and electronics (including software) to suit their pupose. No one is going to pay a barrel of money for aircraft and not adapt them for their needs. They are also not going to say what they did (for a long while) as that info will no doubt be classified. Ditto the originating country's aircraft will have features that are not exported for the same reasons.

    1. Re:Export aircraft by RowanS · · Score: 1

      No one is going to pay a barrel of money for aircraft and not adapt them for their needs.
      You might be surprised how restrictive the contracts for military hardware are if you're just a humble purchaser, and not involved in development. On a contracting job once I met the head of engineering for the company, and he told me that when he was in the (Australian) army he ran groups doing maintenance work on Leopard tanks. They had a problem with drivetrains failing, which was caused by a simple manufacturing fault. (A small segment had been cut out of a particular part with square corners instead of rounded ones. Cracks would propagate from the corners and the part would break.) The team just made replacement parts without the fault and replaced the bad ones. When the German manufacturers found out they were furious! Under the terms of the contract, the Australians weren't allowed to make any changes at all. They were supposed to take out the whole drivetrain, which weighted about a tonne, and stick it on a plane to Germany to have the part replaced, then have it flown back, and put the damn thing back in the tank. The guy got an official reprimand for saving vast amounts of time and money while fixing something that wasn't his fault. But he got an unofficial commendation too.

      A few years ago Australia committed to replacing the Leopard with the US M1 Abrams. He said that the main advantage is that for Australia it's a lot easier to use the US supply chain than the Leopard User Nations chain.

    2. Re:Export aircraft by Bullfish · · Score: 1

      I know how restictive the agreements are (I work in aerospace), but in the field, you do what you have to do to make your equipment work, as the Aussie did. The Germans may have blew their stack, and officially the Aussies may have made a public show of the guy to appease them, but you can bet the guy's chances for promotion didn't suffer. All military hardware has been modified by the buyers. It goes back a long way. For example, the Israeli Kfir was a Mirage 5 at one time. To purchase a weapons system and not have it work to your specifications and needs is dumb. Ditto, not being able to make indigenous fixes and improvements, not withstanding objections of the seller. Even the US Navy and Air Force have tweaked their aircraft from the original specifications.

      Armies buy weapons because they may have to use them. They also hope to win. They are not going to send troops into battle with knowingly faulty equipment because a businessman has a contractual obligation to a service arrangement. One reason the sellers go along with it, to an extent, is because the militaries are the only market for their wares and spend a lot of money. The other is that like the Aussie, a lot of these systems have been tweaked by some very talented people, and that information often trickles back to the manufacturer giving them design improvements (which they incorporate and charge extra for in future versions) without directly paying for them.

  24. Re:cracked the codes or obtained them through spyi by jimicus · · Score: 1

    So did they managed to crack the codes or did they spy on the US and somehow obtain the codes? I read TFA and still can't figure out which.

    My guess is they tried the same code as they had on their luggage and by an amazing coincidence it worked.

  25. Arggg, possiblyt mistaken meaning of "codes" by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 1
    I suspect the only thing the Australians did was notice "Hey, there's a F-15 going by our window with USAF on it, the radar IFF says that plane is squaquing "4773". That other USAF is squawking "4771". Let's surmise US fighters all squawk 4773 today and heavies squawk "4771".

    That's the most likely meaning of the "codes". Not encryption methods at all.

  26. They needed to protect Qantas from the US Navy by tetranz · · Score: 2, Interesting
  27. Ooooooohhhhh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's why those awful Crocodile Dundee movies were made! To get a "film crew" from Australia over here with cameras! It also explains that odd Australian word "Crackey"! Clever bastards.

  28. Take up lockpicking .. by cheros · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Best go to the MIT site then and pick up Matt Blaize's document about picking locks.

    Just one word of warning: a Samsonite briefcase with 4 digit digital lock has actually MORE than 10000 different combinations, the true number of possible combinations of that lock is 11111, which is why a bunch of hackers on a hacker weekend spend the whole weekend trying to open it and didn't succeed (very evil grin) - I hadn't corrected their assumption that it had 10000 combinations :-).

    Not that you need that long - it has a far more basic vulnerability in the electronics by which you can open it in under 10 seconds :-).

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    1. Re:Take up lockpicking .. by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      And I'm probably overlooking the obvious, but how is that possible? Is there something like a specific order the numbers have to be entered in?

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    2. Re:Take up lockpicking .. by nacturation · · Score: 1

      And I'm probably overlooking the obvious, but how is that possible? Is there something like a specific order the numbers have to be entered in? You mean like any other combination lock? 4321 and 1234 are both within the 10,000 number range. If there were no specific order, you could open any such lock in a few minutes.
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    3. Re:Take up lockpicking .. by rapid_snail · · Score: 2, Informative

      The total number of combinations is 11110 because you don't need to use all the available positions. For example you could just use one position to enter a number between 0-9 instead to 0009. So the actual number of combinations is 10+100+1000+10000=11110.

    4. Re:Take up lockpicking .. by ars · · Score: 1

      It's possible if some dials have more then 10 numbers. Although the number 11111 only has two factors: 41 and 271, so unless you have two dials I'm not sure how it would work.

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    5. Re:Take up lockpicking .. by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      Ahh I see, thanks for the clarification. Not having owned a digital briefcase, I wasn't sure about how you entered numbers and how it differed from a mechanical one.

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    6. Re:Take up lockpicking .. by evilviper · · Score: 1

      you could just use one position to enter a number [...] to 0009.

      Umm, what?... I had you up until there... you DO realize that '0' is, in fact, a number, don't you? Did you perhaps mean to put spaces there, instead of zeros?
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    7. Re:Take up lockpicking .. by icebrain · · Score: 1

      I think he's saying that you don't have to use all four digits... you could have a one, two, or three-digit code instead of a four-digit one.

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    8. Re:Take up lockpicking .. by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      He's saying that "0009" and "9" are both valid and distinct codes.

    9. Re:Take up lockpicking .. by cheros · · Score: 1

      No - it's a standard 0..9 digit setup, but I accidentally discovered something that may well be true for other digital locks as well.

      With that briefcase you don't actually need to use ALL the positions, so you can add all 3 digit and 2 digit and 1 digit combinations to the total possible 4 digit combinations (10000 + 1000 + 100 + 10 + 1) - you can't leave a gap in the numbers so it's not like adding an extra character to the combinations (that would have given 11^4 = 14641 combinations). In case I didn't make it clear, it didn't have to be 1234, it could also be 123, 12 or even a single digit.

      The rest was a bit of social engineering - it always looked like I was pressing 4 digits when I opened it but I didn't fully press the buttons :-).
      The actual code was a simple 9, and it drove these guys totally up the wall that I opened it and they couldn't. Funny as heck.

      As said, however, I later discovered that that briefcase had another, more dramatic vulnerability which meant I could open it in 10 secs or less. The problem was that the battery supply was not buffered by any kind of capacitor - if you knew how to knock it, the battery would disconnect for a split second and it would reset to '0000'. Duh..

      They no longer make these briefcases, partially because you're no longer allowed through security with such a case. And you could spell 'bomb' on the 4 position display which would not help either :-).

      Anyway, it was a long time ago when hacking was about fun, intelligence and skill, not about huge egos and causing harm to people - it was OK to exchange good natured wind ups. And I never told them..

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    10. Re:Take up lockpicking .. by cheros · · Score: 1

      When it asks you to enter the number you just enter 1, 2, 3 or 4 digits. If it accepts it you'll have to test if it works, though, some pad with '0' which I personally find a very dangerous idea (i.e. you enter 12 and it pads it to 0012).

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  29. Rumsfeld the epistemologist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    People give Rummy a lot of grief for this passage. However, it not only parses as grammatically correct, but also displays a sound and fairly sophisticated understanding of epistemology.

  30. hmmm by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    i don't know, but i know you might know what we know we don't know we don't know is known as ;-)

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  31. Am I missing something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there a page 2 of this article I can't find? What I read was totally without content. Doesn't "News For Nerds" suggest that there are details to discuss? What is a nerd if not obsessed over details? They don't even explain what a "jet-fighter code" is!

  32. Re:Arggg, possiblyt mistaken meaning of "codes" by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    I'm probably going out on a limb here but I have a suspicion that it is a bit more complex than that.

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  33. Cryptographic code or Sourse code, big difference by ChrisA90278 · · Score: 1

    I suspect this is not related at all to cryptography but "code" here reffers to the software inside the radar signal processor. What they likely had to do was reverse engineer it because they could not get the source code.

  34. A close shave for Australia by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    They were THAT CLOSE to being helpless against an attack by New Zealand. No more Olivia Newton John, Crocadile Dundee, Men at Work...

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    1. Re:A close shave for Australia by joe+slacker · · Score: 1

      >>No more Olivia Newton John, Crocadile Dundee, Men at Work...
            You say that as if it's bad news...

    2. Re:A close shave for Australia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who are you kidding? The New Zealand Army is below critical manning, the RNZAF has no strike wing, and our navy has two frigates - everything else is below manning.

      But after that Phar Lap incident....

    3. Re:A close shave for Australia by NoMaster · · Score: 1

      We actually were invaded by New Zealand. Russell Crowe, Sam Neil, John Clarke, Crowded House...

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  35. Re:Arggg, possiblyt mistaken meaning of "codes" by ChrisA90278 · · Score: 1

    "That's the most likely meaning of the "codes". Not encryption methods at all."

    No, I think the most likely meaning of "code" is "source code". The software that runs inside the radar.

  36. As long as you obey the rules of physics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    670,616,629.2 mph

    it's not just a good idea, it's the law.

  37. Re:hm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    very true, we should buy russian airframes and develop the avionics ourselves. many components of the american aircraft we buy are black boxed, if i was selling another country combat aircraft i'd definitely think about putting in a kill switch...

  38. Pony Up, AU by neckjonez · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'd say you owe us at least a couple slabs of VBs!

    1. Re:Pony Up, AU by h.ross.perot · · Score: 1

      Nix that piss; give me Fourex mate!

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    2. Re:Pony Up, AU by Dracophile · · Score: 1

      No, that's OK; you can have all of it. For the same reason we export Fosters.

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    3. Re:Pony Up, AU by neckjonez · · Score: 1

      OK OK. I enjoyed Crownies while I was there, send some of that! picky bastards. I notice you shmucks sure do like our Budweiser!

    4. Re:Pony Up, AU by DeathElk · · Score: 1

      Four fuckin ex?? Nah, go the Coopers Sparkling Ale.

  39. Australian-American war by jagdish · · Score: 1

    Caller: These kids don't respect veterans, we fought for your freedom! When I came back from the Australian-American War, I didn't get a heroes welcome... I didn't get a pack on the back from my friends and neighbors saying 'thanks for fighting for our freedom James!' After years of fighting in the trenches, I come back here and everyone's watching TV!

    Lazlow: Now, can you tell me what this Australian-American war was... I never really heard of it!

    Caller: God, not another one! Have you read a history book lately son? The Australian-American war the was the biggest war since the big one! I tell ya, I didn't do two tours and take boomerang shrapnel in my head to come back here and have a bunch of hippies deny our history! Those Aussies are ruthless! They even wired kangaroos with explosives... come hopping in the camp and knock out ten guys!

    1. Re:Australian-American war by teorth · · Score: 1

      Those Aussies are ruthless! They even wired kangaroos with explosives... come hopping in the camp and knock out ten guys! You know, the Americans already knew about this Aussie tactic.

    2. Re:Australian-American war by z3d4r · · Score: 1

      have a look for the battle of brisbane on wikipedia (i'm to lazy to grab the link right now.

      aussie and american service personnel have confronted eachother before

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    3. Re:Australian-American war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So it seems that nobody either recognized talk radio from a Grand Theft Auto game, or nobody cares.

      Regardless, I got a chuckle out of it. If I actually took the time to sign up for /. back when I started reading it, I may have earned the chance to be a moderator and I could have given you a Funny moderation.

    4. Re:Australian-American war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well this war is fought every couple of years in the joint military exercises between the two nations.

      Australian forces usually end up embarrassing the US forces by outmanoeuvring them in some way. Then the yanks have to change the rules in order to win. So everyone ends up happy.

    5. Re:Australian-American war by jagdish · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Brisbane Thats weird. Someone even got killed. And they were allies at that time!

  40. Cricket Rules by Perf · · Score: 1

    If you can figure out the rules of cricket, then aircraft codes are trivial.

    1. Re:Cricket Rules by Mikkeles · · Score: 4, Funny
      Here you go:

      You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he is out. When they are all out, the side that's been out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out. When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out, he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who are all out all the time, and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game.


      (Floating around the net :^)

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    2. Re:Cricket Rules by Vorghagen · · Score: 1

      Should I be a little worried that I read through that and understood exactly what it meant?

    3. Re:Cricket Rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Definitely yes

  41. Re:Fortunately, The United Gulags of America by MightyYar · · Score: 1

    You think that $25 billion a year will bankrupt the US??? Hillary is running for president, and one of the ways that she is selling herself is by spending over $200 billion on health care. Better tell Hillary that she plans on bankrupting us at least 8 times over!

    And that assumes that all $25 billion will be new spending, as opposed to offsetting it by reducing operations at other area bases.

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  42. Paris Air Show by cinderblock · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was at the Paris Air Show a few years ago. One company had on display a MIG cockpit. They had retrofitted it with modern avionics.

    The problem was that the display model, that was at the show, was running Windows and had BSODed. I wonder how many they sold...

  43. Who would buy an aircraft from these folks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find it incredible that anyone would consider purchasing defense equipment from the USA after this.
    Talk about buying a chocolate teaspoon. It'll make it an uphill struggle to sell any future aircraft to Australia, that's for sure.

    1. Re:Who would buy an aircraft from these folks? by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 1

      I find it incredible that anyone would consider purchasing defense equipment from the USA after this.

      When you look at modern air combat and notice how those equipped with US aircraft tend to stay in the air and their opponents equipped with Russian/French/etc aircraft(*) tend to go down in balls of flame I think you will not find it so incredible.

      (*) While pilot training is more important than the aircraft, those purchasing US aircraft tend to get pretty good training as well. The US has a track record of training both friends and future enemies pretty well. While Russia has expert pilots, Russia tends not to train others to their level. They are a little more paranoid for some reason, might be the one or two invasions per century.

    2. Re:Who would buy an aircraft from these folks? by dave420 · · Score: 1

      Apart from all the US-on-ally friendly fire incidents, you have a point. The thing that's most likely to get a US aircraft out of the sky is a court martial.

    3. Re:Who would buy an aircraft from these folks? by FatMacDaddy · · Score: 1
      During the Falklands conflict, the mass media attributed the lopsided British air victories to the Harrier being a superior fighter to the aircraft the Argentines used. According to the British pilots, though, the difference was in their use of Sidewinder missles. Apparently they enjoyed much greater success at staying locked on, ignoring chaff, etc.

      So while pilot training may by more important than the aircraft, sometimes its the munitions that matter most of all.

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  44. Your problem is going to USAF ... by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 1

    I suspect Australia(disclaimer Im Australian) thought that as the US and Australia are very close allies the USAF might give us the ability to use the aircraft we purchased.

    I see your problem. The F/A-18 is not a US Air Force aircraft, it is a US Navy aircraft. You went knocking on the wrong door. :-)

  45. and it sounds like poetry by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    and is therefore funny

    you are mistaking the motivations for people finding those words humorous

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  46. Re:OH NO! by niteice · · Score: 1

    rtfa, they did this 20 years ago

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  47. Re:Arggg, possiblyt mistaken meaning of "codes" by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 1

    No, I think the most likely meaning of "code" is "source code". The software that runs inside the radar.

    No, you are engaging in a geek bias. Politicians would refer to source code as programming, code almost certainly refers to cryptographic data. I expect that we are talking about cryptographic keys needed to decode the IFF (Identification Friend or Foe) signals of combat aircraft.

  48. the Isle of Man by donscarletti · · Score: 1

    Not only is the Isle of Man both man and an island (take that John Donne) but it also has three feet on its flag (a Triskelion) so presumably at any point in time it can set foot in one more country than even the most nimble of humans (take that OP).

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  49. Re:Arggg, possiblyt mistaken meaning of "codes" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's the most likely meaning of the "codes". Not encryption methods at all.

    Nitpick: Encryption methods are "ciphers." A "code" can be any transformation done for data transmission. For example, Morse code is a code but not a cipher.

  50. Re:Arggg, possiblyt mistaken meaning of "codes" by budgenator · · Score: 1

    Usually there a code that causes any transponders to respond generically for air-traffic control, in military aircraft this is over-rideable so the transponder only responds to certain queries and the response differs depending on the querry code, so by knowing the "secret" code you can tell if the response is correct. The secret code is normally changed regularly.

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  51. There was no misunderstanding. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Incidentally, the F/A 18 replaced French Mirage IIIs. Choosing the replacement for the Mirage fleet was not a whimsical decision taken lightly. It's a little disheartening you can assume so much from so little.

    TFA says that the USA side of the deal kept promising to deliver, over about 5 years, but never did. So there is no question that both sides of the water believed the ADF was entitled to said information. My reading about this over the years has always been that having this information was specified in the deal.

    The ADF were hardly idiots. Procurement contracts for any aircraft are extremely detailed. You don't just rock up to Boeing and ask for a 737. There are thousands of customisation possibilities for your order. And it's not government bureaucrats writing the spec - it's the ADF themselves, the organisation actually putting the thing to work. Presumably they were aware of the existence of the attack radar and its performance.

    From what I've read over the years, McDonnell Douglas seems to have lead negotiations to have the ADF believe they could have the information if they wanted. My theory is that perhaps this ordeal arose because the ADF didn't want to use MD for the modifications. Perhaps MD then did what they could to make life difficult for us, or, given the climate in the US government, their inaction in helping cut red tape would have been very effective. But this is just pie in the sky speculation without any decent research... who really knows.

    You're probably right that bureaucracy is to blame, but it would not have been for lack of technical detail in the contract. Both sides knew what they wanted. It was a question of failed delivery. This sort of shit has been done before (or was it after?) with General Dynamics and our F-111 fleet. That we're falling for it again in the JSF deal is quite disheartening.

    1. Re:There was no misunderstanding. by csirac · · Score: 1

      Oops. Posted that anon. Here I am.

  52. Re:Cryptographic code or Sourse code, big differen by budgenator · · Score: 1

    I doubt it, for the aircraft to be available in the 80's, considerable development would have happened in the 70's and the military computers I seen in the 70's consisted of wire-wrapped nand chips for a CPU and ferrite core memory; not really suitable for use in fighter aircraft, Hell I think the Patriot Missile is powered by a 80186 cpu.

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  53. Incoherent article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TFA is simply incoherent. Whether "code" means software object, software source, encryption key, encryption algorithm, IFF transponder setting, IFF interrogator capability, Electronic Warning Receiver programming, hydraulic fluid, or some vague combination of these, it nets out to a high-level policy maker who only vaguely understands the technologies involved. The most we can draw from it is that a former defense minister thinks he remembers that he thought there was some sort of something that wasn't they way his Air Force wanted it, and he didn't think the US gave them what they wanted. Or if he understands more deeply than that, the reporter was incapable of recording it.

    Mode 4 IFF doesn't make any more sense in this context than hydraulic fluid, as only US aircraft had the transponders and "potentially hostile aircraft in the region" would certainly not have had the transponders or interrogators for Mode 4.

  54. If Austrilia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was a communist county or an oil rich dictatorship or a "really scary terrorist" supporting regime, instead of a decent democracy, I bet the Clinton Administration would have just handed the information to you on a laptop hard drive.

    1. Re:If Austrilia by grikdog · · Score: 1

      How about a neo-fascist pro-Bush microhegemony sitting like a boil on the southern edge of the Pacific Rim? Gee, who could think like that, you may well wonder. Uhh... Indonesia? Singapore? New Zealand? Sri Lanka? How about the heavy hitters, like say... India? Fast forward ten years, beyond the scenarios where pacifist Japan has kicked the U.S. off Okinawa, and resurgent Edo, finally fed up with 120 Hz alternating U.S. neglect and micromanagement, suddenly re-aligns with China. Da mime boggles. Point being, if OZ can crack U.S. flight codes, anybody can, especially the Japanese.

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    2. Re:If Austrilia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Japan... ...suddenly re-aligns with China.

      Ummm, there's much deeper and long lasting emnity between Japan and China than between Japan and anyone else. But then Americans never let the facts get in the way of paranoia...

  55. Not the first time... by metrometro · · Score: 1

    In the late 1990s, military contractors (I forget which one) supplied the source code to the F16 to Saudi Arabia, which had purchased around 150 of them. This was a minor scandal at the time, but the government's position was essentially, 'Aw, what's the worst that could happen?'

  56. World Series? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least we don't proport to have a "World Series" of a game that is only played (to any significant extent) in one country. Tells you a lot about the American definition of the word "world", that.

    1. Re:World Series? by jibjibjib · · Score: 1

      Actually that has nothing to do with US-centric stupidity. I think the World Series was named after a newspaper called the World.

  57. Calvinball by Limited+Vision · · Score: 1

    Oh, so it's like Calvinball!

    http://www.simplych.com/cb_rules.htm

  58. Re:Cryptographic code or Sourse code, big differen by ChrisA90278 · · Score: 1

    The APG-65 radar actually has several digital computers inside of it. The radar was capable of automatic target tracking and threat assesment. I remember that the track while scan feature was a big deal. I worked at Huges Aircraft back then and yes they had many software enginerrs emplyed back then. I was one of hundreds although I worked on radars both befor and after this timeframe. You might remember the lack of power in a typical 8-bit micro in those days, but you are assuming they used a microprocessor. The mil-std-1750 was the "standard" airborne computer of the day. It was a 16-bit machine about the size of a shoe box.

  59. Re:Arggg, possiblyt mistaken meaning of "codes" by BoChen456 · · Score: 1

    Nah mate,
    I'm pretty sure they were talking about footy codes. We noticed Americans were tossing the footy instead of punching it, and had to spy on them to figure out what this new code was. It was code named "GridIron" apparently.

  60. Definitely mistaken meaning of "codes" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My guess would be that the "codes" in mention are just the access codes to let them in to reprogram the radar to recognize the relevant aircraft.

    1. Re:Definitely mistaken meaning of "codes" by akasch · · Score: 1

      still, that guy should ask for a raise dontcha think?

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  61. Clarification Please..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

    Codes for what? Resetting the "Check Engine" light?

    1. Pull stick all the way pack.
    2. RUDDER RIGHT.
    3. Toggle FIRE SELECT to "ON, then "OFF"
    4. Release rudder.
    5. Roll stick to LEFT for 10 seconds.
    6. When "OIL TEMP" indicator light begins to flash, release stick.
    7. RUDDER LEFT while simultaneously rolling stick to RIGHT.
    8. "OIL TEMP" should then stop flashing, and the "HYD PRESSURE" indicator lamp should start to flash, and the console should beep 15 times.
    9. After beeping, toggle "ILS" to ON, while releasing stick and reversing rudder.
    10. Beeping will bcome steady tone. Push throttle forward, push stick forward, toggle "FIRE SELECT" to ON.
    11. Pull throttle back, toggle "LANDING LIGHTS" to ON.
    12. Sounding tone will stop.
    13. After tone stops, toggle "LANDING LIGHTS" to OFF, release stick, zero rudder.
    14. Three beeps should sound. "HYD PRESSURE" lamp should stop flashing. Toggle "ILS" to OFF.
    15. After beeps stop, zero throttle, toggle "FIRE SELECT" to OFF.
    16. "CHECK ENGINE" indicator lamp is now reset.
    17. See BASE COMMANDER for your cookie.

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    1. Re:Clarification Please..... by hador_nyc · · Score: 1

      The codes in question enable you to use the radar to figure out who the other guy is. Think of it as shining a flashlight on a surface, and blinking it on and off in a special way enabling you to figure out what the thing is by the funny reflections. Granted that's a bit of a simplification, but close enough to the truth.

      You can, and the Auzzies did/do have the active system; known as IFF Mode 4, so the implication that the radars/jets were useless is far from the truth. The active system would have enabled them to determine Auzzie jets from non-Auzzie jets; just as all NATO aircraft do with Mode 4. They just didn't have the better stuff that augments the active system. God forbid reporters, or politicians for that matter, get a technical question right.

      Does that answer your question? I was a IFF engineer at the place (NAIC then now NASIC) that they would have gotten the data from in the late 90s. I can go into greater detail, without getting myself in trouble, but I fear I may bore you.

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    2. Re:Clarification Please..... by bartron · · Score: 1

      so how do you do this shit mid flight?

      pilot: "base this is foxtrot 1 at FL330. My 'check engine' light is flashing. Request instruction on how to reset"
      base: "ok, you ready?...first, pull the stick all the way back...."
  62. He just retired by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 1

    The comments were made during his retirement speech to parliament where recounted some of the more interesting things that had happened in his time (and generally waffled).

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    1. Re:He just retired by Meski · · Score: 1

      "Beasley waffled" - a tautology, if I ever heard one.

  63. Re:Cryptographic code or Sourse code, big differen by budgenator · · Score: 1

    WOW that was hugely advanced at the time, I remember jumping from working on a RCA CPU that was nand chips wire-wrapped together by day to building an RCA 1802 in the barracks in the evening.

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  64. Twio issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are two issues here..

    Firstly, its common knowledge but *very* bad international politics to acknowledge that we (Aussies) have reverse engineered the FA18 software.
    Secondly, that we were expected to,to get around the US senate, is a matter of course.

    Its one of those things thats assumed, but not ever acknowleged..
    Its meant to be kept secret and never acknowledged.

    The former Labour Defence Minister just couldnt keep his mouth shut.

    Thanks Kim, you have just lost any consideration I had for you.

    1. Re:Twio issues by tumutbound · · Score: 1

      Kim has resigned from politics so probably doesn't give a shit.
      Still, it does illustrate how the US treats its so called allies.

  65. Re:hm by sortius_nod · · Score: 1

    Not only is he former defense minister, he just quit politics... gotta go out with a bang, in "The Bomber's" (his nickname) case it's kind of befitting.

  66. Re:cracked the codes or obtained them through spyi by hador_nyc · · Score: 1

    So did they managed to crack the codes or did they spy on the US and somehow obtain the codes? I read TFA and still can't figure out which. I expect it was they cracked the codes as seeing as "Americans knew what the Australians were doing and were intrigued by the progress they made.". I don't imagine the seppos would feel "intrigued" about being spied on. They would have used radar antennas to "listen" to our aircraft; F-18s from one of our carriers probably during joint training maneuvers; while they used those modes. They didn't "pick a lock". They "listened to us speaking gibberish," and figured out that the gibberish was actually a coded message; so to speak.

    No doubt the higher levels of bureaucracy said "NO! Don't give it to them", and the low level folks actually watching this occur during a training mission didn't care; knowing they should be given the damn stuff in the first place. That's my guess.

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  67. The timing *is* important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, the timing *is* important. Beasley was doing the Defence Department a favour. The ADF are building Air Warfare Destroyers, and that build is at the planning stage where things like access to source code are decided. ADF want the source code to the AEGIS and related systems. The ADF can't say, "give us the source or well take what we need by reverse engineering" -- that would poison a relationship already strained by choosing a Spanish hull over a US hull. But a retiring defense minister can point to a historical occasion where reverse engineer has occurred in order to improve the Aus negotiating position.

    Not that this would be too much of a shock to the USA. Just as the USAF deployed a team to East Timor to characterise the war-mode emissions of Aus aircraft, Aus are doing the same to USAF and UK aircraft used in Iraq now.

  68. The F/A-18 Sucks anyway by bkedersha · · Score: 0

    The F/A-18 hornet sucks anyway. Not enough range, too slow, not enough maneuverability against the latest Soviet, I mean Russian fighters, a 20mm cannon, that should be at least 25 mm. The Hornet cannot do everything, which the US Navy wants it to do. It cannot really refuel aircraft very well, it cannot go out and hunt submarines or engage in maritime reconnaissance. It basically will get rocked like the Wildcat in WWII, and the Navy will wonder, "What happened?" Morons!

  69. Unfortunately, that isn't helpful... by patio11 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... as Ozzie doesn't sound like he is in the middle of a two week druge binge, either. Two weeks isn't a binge for him, that is more of a "light appetizer before the main course".

  70. allies as adversaries by SoyChemist · · Score: 1

    On news that ozzies have cracked our codes, sales of veggimite tripled.

  71. Ahem. Cricket has Laws, not Rules by The+Grassy+Knoll · · Score: 1

    Given here.

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  72. Several reasons by Goonie · · Score: 1
    From an Australian perspective, it's important because we're just about to a) buy a couple of dozen Super Hornets from the same guys who sold us the originals - and then a bunch more F-35's, and b) a lot of the same people Beazley was arguing with then - Dick Cheney and Paul Wolfowitz - are the same people running the shop now. So it's important from our perspective that we don't make the same mistakes again.

    Secondly, don't you think it's fascinating that one of the US's closest allies felt like it had to resort to spying/hacking to decripple US-purchased military hardware?

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