Listen up brothers and sisters,
come hear my desperate tale.
I speak of our friends of nature,
trapped in the dirt like a jail.
Vegetables live in oppression,
served on our tables each night.
This killing of veggies is madness,
I say we take up the fight.
Salads are only for murderers,
coleslaw's a fascist regime.
Don't think that they don't have feelings,
just cause a radish can't scream.
Chorus:
I've heard the screams of the vegetables (scream, scream, scream)
Watching their skins being peeled (having their insides revealed)
Grated and steamed with no mercy (burning off calories)
How do you think that feels (bet it hurts really bad)
Carrot juice constitutes murder (and that's a real crime)
Greenhouses prisons for slaves (let my vegetables go)
It's time to stop all this gardening (it's dirty as hell)
Let's call a spade a spade (is a spade is a spade is a spade)
I saw a man eating celery,
so I beat him black and blue.
If he ever touches a sprout again,
I'll bite him clean in two.
I'm a political prisoner,
trapped in a windowless cage.
Cause I stopped the slaughter of turnips
by killing five men in a rage
I told the judge when he sentenced me,
This is my finest hour,
I'd kill those farmers again
just to save one more cauliflower
Chorus
How low as people do we dare to stoop,
Making young broccolis bleed in the soup?
Untie your beans, uncage your tomatoes
Let potted plants free, don't mash that potato!
I've heard the screams of the vegetables (scream, scream, scream)
Watching their skins being peeled (fates in the stirfry are sealed)
Grated and steamed with no mercy (you fat gormet slob)
How do you think that feels? (leave them out in the field)
Carrot juice constitutes murder (V8's genocide)
Greenhouses prisons for slaves (yes, your composts are graves)
It's time to stop all this gardening (take up macrame)
Let's call a spade a spade (is a spade, is a spade, is a spade, is a spade.....
it's not as open and open source as it used to be and that's true,' Marten Mickos said. 'But the core product, the actual code, is in better shape than ever
if it's not open source then the code is in worse shape then before
space tourism is will supposedly become a reality in the next few years thanks to sir richard branson and virgin galactic. What about those people who are on anti-psychotics, mood stabilizers, anti-depressants, ritalin, etc? Will they be banned for the protection of the spacecraft, themselves, and everyone in it? Considering how many people are on medication these days, I suspect this would significantly restrict the number of eligible passengers
* 18% thought libreoffice calc was a calculator
* 18% thought Ubuntu Software Center was the Recycle Bin
* 36% thought the Me menu icon might be a close button
* 20% could not find a window's menus
* 50% 5/10 first tried clicking Firefox in the launcher again to open a new window
* 54% could not figure out how to change the background picture without right-clicking
* 54% could not figure out how to rearrange icons in the launcher
* 40% could not launch a game that was not in the launcher
* 88% could not add a game to the launcher
* 66% did not notice an xchat gnome notification
* 86% could not arrange windows side-by-side using the snap feature
* 50% could not delete a document and of those who did 40% were not sure if it worked
* 40% could not easily tell how many applications were running
* 50% could not reveal the launcher when a window was touching the left of the screen
* Nobody could play mp3 songs stored on a USB key because the "Search for suitable plugin?" is too geeky
* Nobody seemed to understand what the Ubuntu button was for, or the distinction between the Dash main screen and the Applications screen
* 2 users clicked in the Dash search field several times, but both concluded that the field could not be typed in
* 36% tried double-clicking on "Applications" or "Files & Folders" in the launcher, but that just made the screen flicker.
* 45% crashed Unity during one hour of testing and one user opened a zombie quicklist that stayed on top of everything and didn't respond to clicks
it's not that bad when you think about it. it's still cheaper then a pack of cigarettes here in Ontario, and you are only paying it once a month, not several times a week or day, like some smokers. if this legalizes P2P I'm all for it!
perhaps it is not a matter of websites still supporting old browsers, but old websites using old standards - like using tables for layout and font tags instead of CSS - and they still work in the new browsers because new browers still support the old standards.
if you don't want them to break your shit, make it so they don't NEED to break your shit. I know this is Microsoft and all, but I have to give them kudos on this move.
that's easy! remove the blue 'e' from the desktop and change all the other IE shortcuts to point to firefox. I did it with my parents and they couldn't even tell the difference except that it was a little faster then before.
Slashdot Mirror
no driverless cars on public roads
Listen up brothers and sisters,
come hear my desperate tale.
I speak of our friends of nature,
trapped in the dirt like a jail.
Vegetables live in oppression,
served on our tables each night.
This killing of veggies is madness,
I say we take up the fight.
Salads are only for murderers,
coleslaw's a fascist regime.
Don't think that they don't have feelings,
just cause a radish can't scream.
Chorus:
I've heard the screams of the vegetables (scream, scream, scream)
Watching their skins being peeled (having their insides revealed)
Grated and steamed with no mercy (burning off calories)
How do you think that feels (bet it hurts really bad)
Carrot juice constitutes murder (and that's a real crime)
Greenhouses prisons for slaves (let my vegetables go)
It's time to stop all this gardening (it's dirty as hell)
Let's call a spade a spade (is a spade is a spade is a spade)
I saw a man eating celery,
so I beat him black and blue.
If he ever touches a sprout again,
I'll bite him clean in two.
I'm a political prisoner,
trapped in a windowless cage.
Cause I stopped the slaughter of turnips
by killing five men in a rage
I told the judge when he sentenced me,
This is my finest hour,
I'd kill those farmers again
just to save one more cauliflower
Chorus
How low as people do we dare to stoop,
Making young broccolis bleed in the soup?
Untie your beans, uncage your tomatoes
Let potted plants free, don't mash that potato!
I've heard the screams of the vegetables (scream, scream, scream)
Watching their skins being peeled (fates in the stirfry are sealed)
Grated and steamed with no mercy (you fat gormet slob)
How do you think that feels? (leave them out in the field)
Carrot juice constitutes murder (V8's genocide)
Greenhouses prisons for slaves (yes, your composts are graves)
It's time to stop all this gardening (take up macrame)
Let's call a spade a spade (is a spade, is a spade, is a spade, is a spade.....
all pre-order customers will receive Duke's Big Package at time of purchase
yea, I bet they will...right up the a--
it's not as open and open source as it used to be and that's true,' Marten Mickos said. 'But the core product, the actual code, is in better shape than ever
if it's not open source then the code is in worse shape then before
just imagine the cost of filling up in space! (especially since they would have a monopoly on space gas)
space tourism is will supposedly become a reality in the next few years thanks to sir richard branson and virgin galactic. What about those people who are on anti-psychotics, mood stabilizers, anti-depressants, ritalin, etc? Will they be banned for the protection of the spacecraft, themselves, and everyone in it? Considering how many people are on medication these days, I suspect this would significantly restrict the number of eligible passengers
...and you will realize how bad unity is!
* 18% thought libreoffice calc was a calculator
* 18% thought Ubuntu Software Center was the Recycle Bin
* 36% thought the Me menu icon might be a close button
* 20% could not find a window's menus
* 50% 5/10 first tried clicking Firefox in the launcher again to open a new window
* 54% could not figure out how to change the background picture without right-clicking
* 54% could not figure out how to rearrange icons in the launcher
* 40% could not launch a game that was not in the launcher
* 88% could not add a game to the launcher
* 66% did not notice an xchat gnome notification
* 86% could not arrange windows side-by-side using the snap feature
* 50% could not delete a document and of those who did 40% were not sure if it worked
* 40% could not easily tell how many applications were running
* 50% could not reveal the launcher when a window was touching the left of the screen
* Nobody could play mp3 songs stored on a USB key because the "Search for suitable plugin?" is too geeky
* Nobody seemed to understand what the Ubuntu button was for, or the distinction between the Dash main screen and the Applications screen
* 2 users clicked in the Dash search field several times, but both concluded that the field could not be typed in
* 36% tried double-clicking on "Applications" or "Files & Folders" in the launcher, but that just made the screen flicker.
* 45% crashed Unity during one hour of testing and one user opened a zombie quicklist that stayed on top of everything and didn't respond to clicks
...in soviet russia, AMERICA beats YOU!
hey, you did it to yourself. I don't feel bad for y--
hmm, they might be on to something
will it blend? That's what I thought
SPEED HOLES!!!!!
Society of Composers, Authors and Music Publishers of Canada? shouldn't it be more like SCAMPC?
it's not that bad when you think about it. it's still cheaper then a pack of cigarettes here in Ontario, and you are only paying it once a month, not several times a week or day, like some smokers. if this legalizes P2P I'm all for it!
it's probably better if you don't know
perhaps it is not a matter of websites still supporting old browsers, but old websites using old standards - like using tables for layout and font tags instead of CSS - and they still work in the new browsers because new browers still support the old standards.
...BBC? I couldn't watch pron with only skinny white dudes in it. Bcc I can live without
The researchers have not detailed when the technology might appear in hardware, but said they had applied for a patent and ...
So....never?
if you don't want them to break your shit, make it so they don't NEED to break your shit. I know this is Microsoft and all, but I have to give them kudos on this move.
if you are "proudly posting" then why did you post as AC?
that's ok, there is plenty of other Big Black Cock porn out there.
does it make your voice go higher or lower when inhaled?
that's easy! remove the blue 'e' from the desktop and change all the other IE shortcuts to point to firefox. I did it with my parents and they couldn't even tell the difference except that it was a little faster then before.
make it a touch screen and you could have as many buttons and button layouts as you like.
I for one welcome our new open codec pushing overlords
sharing the wealth