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  1. Re:History on New Microsoft Silverlight Features Have Windows Bias · · Score: 1

    Olympics? Come on. This is Slashdot.

    Olympics... Isn't it that thing with lots of people in shorts running about that prevents me from watching my regular programs on TV ?

  2. Re:Why not both? on Some Claim Android App Store Worse Than iPhone's · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Good idea! Hmm, for some reason javac keeps giving errors when I try feeding it the Objective C code from my iPhone game engine. Boy that's weird...

    You have to use the "import code wrappers".

    Put the objective c code between /* and */ and it will compile just fine. Google thought of everything, don't worry.
    (and for most iphone apps, the result will be just as useful as the original)

  3. Re:It's not a patent for Sparklines themselves on Microsoft Applies For Patent On Tufte's Sparklines · · Score: 1

    Well, golly, I've got a very small chart in a spreadsheet. And you're suggesting that I could dynamically update that chart? Wow! I would never have thought of that! Truly a breakthrough that must have taken years of research and is totally worth a patent.

    It's a real shame that now that it's patented I'll still be stuck with updating my graphs in OpenOffice by adding pixels with the Gimp after figuring them out with my calculator. I could have saved hours with this !

    Damn you Microsoft !

  4. Re:I have no problem believing MS this time... on Microsoft Denies It Built Backdoor Into Windows 7 · · Score: 1

    The NSA is not stupid;

    Everybody seems to assume this. However every other large institution accumulates such layers of cruft and management that it turns into a brainless behemoth fairly quickly whether or not the people inside are smart. Why would the NSA be the only different entity ?

  5. Re:Losing customers as well? on Respected Developers Begin Fleeing the App Store · · Score: 1

    Some fanboi your are... Shameful really. Hand in your turtleneck and your latte at the office.

    It just goes to show that computers are just bits of hardware and that companies are just in the business for the money, not for some higher ideal.

    People should just use what works for them. It's all the same anyway and it all works together reasonably well.

  6. Re:or we start treating it like a war on Laser Weapon Shoots Down Airplanes In Test · · Score: 1

    Carpet bombing industrial (ie, population) centers. The fact that we don't anymore has more to do with the availability of precision bombs than development of new ethics.

    You need some super-precision bombing to be able to hit Afghanistan's industrial centres. What will you be targeting today ? A sewing-machine ? A goat ?

  7. Re:Kurt Greenbaum, you are stupid, puritanical scu on Vulgar Comment On Newspaper Site Costs Man His Job · · Score: 2, Insightful

    >"A vulgarity"? You mean the word pussy? OMFG WHAT WOULD JESUS THINK IF HE SAW THAT WORD? Guess what? People have sex.

    Not in the US they don't. Decent people have their babies delivered by Fedex. Only European heathens have sex.

    Pervert.

  8. Re:ironically, less is more on 1977 Star Wars Computer Graphics · · Score: 1

    If you saw this movie in the 1970's and saw a 2009-level computer photorealistic rendering of the trench sequence which is possible on a typical desktop computer today with a decent graphics card, you would probably say that the scene was obviously some model mockup because of the general idea of what a futuristic computer rendering was at the time and the fact that a photorealistic rendering is completely unexpected by the viewer.

    Without going as far as photorealism, I remember thinking at the time that this display, and especially the display in the aiming computer were fairly crude and didn't quite fit with the general technological level. A bit of colour would have helped for example. All in all it looked barely better than something out of an Apple II.
    Of course it was all "a long time ago", maybe that's why they had such crappy computers.

  9. Re:Seems Obvious on Samsung Sponsors the Development of Enlightenment · · Score: 1

    This feels like "Return of the Son of Zombie Window Manager".

    E has spawned some pretty good libs in its time but the WM itself is mostly dead. It probably has a handful of users but then so has pretty much any other niche WM out there, including TWM.
    When I last seriously ran E (other than just to poke at it for 5 minutes to see if there was anything new), it was on a 486...

    While in theory it could be seen as a good thing to revive a mummified project that was promising years ago, in practice the world has moved on and there are now other active projects that do the same things or where the missing bits (if any) could be added. In short I don't see any point to this, even though it means we'll maybe, finally, someday, possibly, ultimately, after a while, see something happening on the Enlightenment front (although I wouldn't hold my breath).

  10. Re:Remember the "Turbo" button? on Making Old Games Look Good On Modern LCDs? · · Score: 1

    My 486 DX2 66 had a turbo button. :)

    As does my MSI Wind, and I think a few other netbooks do. Underclock the CPU to increase battery life.

    Well spotted. It's true that a lot of subnotebooks (so called netbooks) and notebooks still have them for power saving. And you can typically pull up a software one if you don't have a hardware one, even on desktop machine. Most CPUs support speed stepping nowadays.
    So the turbo button never really left us, it just got "re purposed".

  11. Re:Bad idea? on New Zealand To Launch First Private Space Rocket · · Score: 4, Funny

    But they are on the bottom of the planet - won't they be firing the wrong way?

    Of course not, it's a huge advantage, they just have to drop the rocket. They'll save loads of fuel.

  12. Re:Rocket Lab to launch... on New Zealand To Launch First Private Space Rocket · · Score: 1

    I've seen some pretty amazing engineering coming out of our NZ neighbors. They remind me of the Swiss more than anyone else.

    Quite. A lot of small countries gave birth to wondrous inventions.

    1970s Spreadable Butter - New Zealand Dairy Research Institute
    After years of development, the New Zealand Dairy Research Institute released the worlds first spreadable butter in 1991, which was then made by New Zealand dairy co-operatives and now by Fonterra.

    Although a number of the examples given by the resident Kiwi are a bit strange, to say the least...
    ("The world's first referee to use a whistle to stop a game of sport." um, ok.)

  13. Re:Remember the "Turbo" button? on Making Old Games Look Good On Modern LCDs? · · Score: 1

    PS: When did the turbo buttons disappear?

    When you changed your case ? :)

    I had one on my 286/16 with a pizzabox case, not on my 486DX50 tower. I *think* some 386 SX (not sure about the DX) still had them.

  14. Re:Grrr on We Really Don't Know Jack About Maintenance · · Score: 1

    Computer science work gets done at universities and research institutions, not at Initech.

    That's because computer science isn't good for the company.

  15. Re:Wait a second... on We Really Don't Know Jack About Maintenance · · Score: 3, Funny

    Doesn't modular programming solve this problem?

    Theory, I'd like to introduce you to practice. You two are very different, you should have lots of things to talk about.

  16. Re:Kinda bad summary on SSL Renegotiation Attack Becomes Real · · Score: 1

    The sad thing about this is that someone actually DID come up with some crazy idea for a way to tweet money to random people...

    I suppose it's some kind of corollary to rule 34.
    "However stupid the idea, somebody will try to implement it on the Internet"
    Which I hereby dub "Fred's rule", unless there is prior art. Which there probably is.

  17. Re:Kinda bad summary on SSL Renegotiation Attack Becomes Real · · Score: 3, Funny

    The only reason it was exploitable was because of Twitter's API. Understandably, I'm not too worried about the rest of the Internet going down in flames any time soon.

    Well I'm not doing my banking on Twitter anymore that's for sure !

  18. Re:One question: Why? on Nvidia's RealityServer 3.0 Demonstrated · · Score: 1

    Yes, you could upload a 3D model of your house's garage and see what your car looks like in there !
    Or a 3D model of your SO and see what she/he looks like inside the car !
    Or 3D models of your children and see how tall or fat they can become before you have to switch to a roomier model !

    Just think of the possibilities !

  19. Re:Hours and hours on Nvidia's RealityServer 3.0 Demonstrated · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm thinking rendering a birds eye shot in LOTR would have taken a damn long time on a phone...

    How come ? Did LOTR feature birds with unusually complex irises ? For, say, most eagles, a yellow disc, a black disk and you're done. Takes milliseconds.

    Granted, the rest of the bird might take a bit longer.

  20. Re:Where can I send disks? on Free Software For All Russian Schools In Jeopardy · · Score: 1

    I'm sure if everybody at the Slashdot community burns at least one disk then we should be able to make up the difference.

    It's too late, I burned my Vista disk (that came with my laptop) ages ago. And it didn't make any difference. Nobody cared. It just made pretty sparks in the microwaves.

  21. Re:Alan Johnson is a twat on Bernie Madoff's Programmers Arrested · · Score: 1

    this -425C hole

    Physics, you're doing it wrong.

  22. Re:Stop saying "cloud" on Nvidia's RealityServer to Offer Ubiquitous 3D Images · · Score: 1

    I think everyone should own all the processing power they need - but cloud computing is here, it's real, and it performs a valuable economic function.

    Old news. It used to be called "server time". There are bits and pieces related to "server time" billing left in most Unix or Unix-like systems (which could probably be brought back to life if need be). No need to bring any meteorology in it.

    "Sorry, your cloud computing operations have been cancelled because of an unexpected storm which washed away our reserve of zeroes"

  23. Re:Fearolin? Criminofearolin? on Fear Detector To Sniff Out Terrorists · · Score: 1

    The idea that there's a special chemical signal for "fear in relation to criminal acts" seems to come out of absolutely nowhere.

    It comes from studying skydivers. What more can you ask for. We know they're up to no good.

  24. Re:Put a roof over it or something? on LHC Shut Down Again — By Baguette-Dropping Bird · · Score: 4, Funny

    “Nobody knows how it got there,” she told The Times. “The best guess is that it was dropped by a bird, either that or it was thrown out of a passing aeroplane.”

    If they've regularly got aeroplanes flying unnoticed through their buildings, they probably have bigger problems than birds and pieces of bread...

    Obviously they should put up "no flying in buildings" signs.

  25. Re:Mathematics != human preference on Going Head To Head With Genius On Playlists · · Score: 1

    Anyone with a preference for Electro Pop will likely have been wondering when the hell Pandora would learn the difference between Miss Kittin and Scooter after mindlessly clicking "Dislike" on eurodance tracks when Pandora fails to see the difference between one type of electronic music with a repetitive beat and another.

    I've been wondering about that for a while. That Pandora actually sees any difference at all in some cases shows that it's already a pretty amazing tool.
    ob xkcd