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  1. Re:This on HP Gives Printers Email Addresses · · Score: 1

    you sir (or madam) are truely thinking outside of the box.
    I find your ideas fascinating and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

  2. Re:War is not pretty on Claimed US Military Wikileaks Source Arrested · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I wish that I could Mod you more than +5.
    how about (+10 the goddamn truth)?

    "Also remember the issue of the war being just and the actions of soldiers are separate matters. If you feel this unjust and the costs are not worth it, your beef is with the civilian government. They set the mission for the military, the military just carries it out."

    Part of "setting the mission" is being a party to and bound by the terms of the geneva (and others) convention.
    If the boy's in the helicopter or the brass higher up can show me an order from the civilian government that states "kill everyone, let god sort them out" I would be happy to see the creator set to prison TOO. It does not forgive their actions. Not even a little.

  3. Re:No real difference on Guess My Speed and Give Me a Ticket, In Ohio · · Score: 1

    oh, you've never been to Illinois...

  4. Re:Uh yeah it's pretty strange on Guess My Speed and Give Me a Ticket, In Ohio · · Score: 1

    You do understand why they don't do that as much, any more?
    It requires cops who can count, tell time, and do simple math.
    That's asking a lot.

  5. Re:Colour on Why Are Indian Kids So Good At Spelling? · · Score: 1

    say "what?" one more time...

  6. won't some one think of the math? on For Automated Testing, Better Alternatives To DOS Batch Files? · · Score: 1

    So, I either have one monkey per plantation or a million monkey support structure?
    Yikes, maybe I will try perl.

  7. Re:Eleventy... on FTC Targets Copy Machine Privacy Concerns · · Score: 1

    woooosh...

  8. Re:Eleventy... on FTC Targets Copy Machine Privacy Concerns · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    couldn't you just make ten louder?

  9. Re:A word to the wise: on Ultrasound As a Male Contraceptive · · Score: 1

    oh, shit.
    that's the funniest thing I have read all week.
    thank you.
    I hope the mods are kind to you.

  10. Re:A word to the wise: on Ultrasound As a Male Contraceptive · · Score: 4, Funny

    no, really, I recommend Vasectomies to my male friends.
    I've had much worse things done to me at the dentist.
    Yes, I spent three days with a bag of ice in my lap.
    Yes, I whined that "my balls hurt"
    No, I would not have wanted to run a race.
    Worth it? Hell yes.
    Vasectomy plus monogamy plus vigorous sexual relations equals happiness.
    Not that condoms plus polyamory doesn't work for some...

  11. Re:And thus it begins on Scientist Uses Nanodots To Create 4Tb Storage Chip · · Score: 1

    oh, touché.

  12. Re:And thus it begins on Scientist Uses Nanodots To Create 4Tb Storage Chip · · Score: 1

    512GB big enough for an entire porn collection?
    You must be new here...

  13. Re:Cockpit Boredom on FAA Says No More Minesweeper Or Solitaire In Cockpit · · Score: 1

    I live in Wisconsin.
    so, yes, I have been to Minnesota.
    and let me tell you, It's a long walk from N. Dakota (or wherever they land)

  14. Re:Cockpit Boredom on FAA Says No More Minesweeper Or Solitaire In Cockpit · · Score: 1

    Hey, I need those seats, you insensitive clod.
    and they tell me that you will get used to the smell.

  15. Re:Cockpit Boredom on FAA Says No More Minesweeper Or Solitaire In Cockpit · · Score: 1

    This isn't realy about 10 to 12 hour flights. This is the FAA telling American pilots to not over shoot Minnesota again.
    "Put the fucking game boy down and fly the plane"
    not so much to ask.
    nobody said your job would be fun.

  16. Re:This will insure.. on Crytek Thinks Free Game Demos Will Soon Be Extinct · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So now you won't find out our game is crap till you download it from bit torrent

    There, fixed that for you.

    Hoist the jolly roger and start the rum songs, it's pirating time.

  17. Re:Sounds like a plan on Porn Virus Blackmails Victims Over "Copyright Violation" · · Score: 1

    modern tentacle porn, by school girls for school girls...

  18. and they label you a troll... on Entertainment Industry's Dystopia of the Future · · Score: 1

    Oh how I wish I had mod points right now.

    Truer words may have never been spoken on the internet.

    there should be a +1 just plain right mod.

  19. Re:iToilet specs on The Genius In Apple's Vertical Platform · · Score: 1

    " It would have no flush handle. Apple will decide when the time is right."
    It will have just one button. That's all you need on a toilet.

    It will come in black and silver.
    Apple branded iWipe paper works best.
    It will not have a built in camera or key board.
    They will get rather hot during prolonged usage.

    "Using it in public to impress strangers could be awkward."
    Do not leave it in the sun.

    "Anything put into it would have to be pre-approved by Apple."
    And once you jail-break it, it will accept any crap you throw it's way.

  20. Re:Thank god for EA on Former Infinity Ward Bosses Sign With EA · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ok, you're trolling and I have mod points.
    But I just had to reply.

    The Sims 3 Crackhouse edition?
    I would spend my hard earned $$ on that title.
    Modern Warfare 9? no. Rehashed sports game 2011? no. Sims Crackhouse? Yes please.

  21. Re:Obvious question on "Phone In One Hand, Ticket In the Other" · · Score: 1

    I usually use my knees.
    I think it should be taught in drivers ed

  22. Re:How elastic? on Scientists Turn T-Shirts Into Body Armor · · Score: 1

    twice?

  23. Re:...in USA on Mass. Gambling Bill Would Criminalize Online Poker · · Score: 1

    I think that the Red Socks play baseball there...

  24. Re:My own list on The Unsung Heroes of PC Gaming History · · Score: 1

    thanks.
    You just ruined my week end.
    I was going to go places and do things.
    Now? I'll be playing Herzog Zwei.
    In emulation.
    yeah.
    thanks.

  25. Re:It's Just A Table on The $8,500 Gaming Table You Want · · Score: 1

    right, probably more like 1/3 of the cost.
    In this industry the usual markup is materials times 3.
    And your time is worth? Nothing?
    I know that you have a CNC router in your garage.
    The beam saw and edge bander are extras. You are just planning on making the one right?
    That Ikea stuff is cheap.
    Cheap mostly because they make a ton of it at one time.

    I don't think you have any idea what you are talking about.

    sorry to bristle but that is like me saying that IT departments are over priced.
    I mean it's just computers. Heck, I can go to Best Buy and pick up some of those, cheap.

    You are paying a Profesional to do something for you. Something that you know very little about.
    Something unique.
    It is going to be exspensive.

    That said, I would not shell out $8500 for some thing that they can't show me.
    Poor renderings from Sketchup or wherever just don't get my checkbook out.