User: PlayItBogart

I love this guy.

On: Jack Thompson Includes Gay Porn With Court Filing

You keep thinking he couldn't get any wackier and do anything more outlandish than subpoena the President, and then he goes and does this.

How will you top this, Mr. Thompson? Are you gonna shoot the Pope?

On the contrary...

On: Free Phone Calls... If Advertisers Can Eavesdrop

I think it'd be fun to see what ads you could trigger by steering the conversation in a more crude direction.

He didn't play it, he read it

On: Jack Thompson Decides He's In GTA IV

...in the September 2007 issue of GameInformer. I think the better question is "What is Jack Thompson doing reading GameInformer?" Has he been stealing his son's video game stuff again?

That kid is going to grow up to be the biggest leftist nut you could ever imagine.

"Daaaad, I wanted to go hang out with the guys tonight!"

"SILENCE! You're coming with me to EB Games, you're going to try to buy another copy of BioShock!"

To put it another way...

On: US May Invoke "State Secrets" To Stop Banking Suit

Hey, can I rummage through your girlfriend's panty drawer? She won't mind, right? I'm looking for weapons of mass destruction. Seriously.

Ghost in the Browser?

On: Google to be Our Web-Based Anti-Virus Protector ?

Is that anything like Ghost in the Shell?

This just in:

On: Lawsuit Invokes DMCA to Force DRM Adoption

Dead people being sued for not living.

Data Communications Equipment

On: HBO Exec Proposes DRM Name Change

Because that's just what I need, another DCE acronym.

Turned based AND action oriented?

On: New Square RPG Unveiled - The Last Remnant

Aren't those polar opposites? It sounds like if you mated the original Dragon Quest with Final Fantasy X-2.

I decided a while ago I was going to stop giving Square my money. Unless Final Fantasy III gets ported to something besides the DS.