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  1. First they ignore you, on Stewart and Colbert Plan Competing D.C. Rallies · · Score: 1

    then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. This has become a showmanship competition, Colbert and Stewart are riding Becks coat-tails to sell themselves just like Beck.

  2. Great, now the minors will be unprepared for on 72% of US Adults Support Violent-Game Ban For Minors · · Score: 1

    the upcoming Zombie Apocalypse! Way to go California :(

  3. One more great reason to make paper from on Lawyer Smokes Pages From the Koran and Bible · · Score: 1

    HEMP!

  4. German attention whore Jens Best was found dead. on German Photog Wants to Shoot Buildings Excluded From Street View · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Anonymous source close to the investigation says that Jens Best had choked on a wide angle lens that was shoved down his throat, his netbook was found firmly embedded in his rectum. There was much rejoicing.

  5. Re:Thanks, firehose on Toshiba Claims Bit-Patterned Drive Breakthrough · · Score: 1

    Oh fuck just realized I forgot to include Linux in the list of major religions :( Mia Culpa!!!

  6. Re:Thanks, firehose on Toshiba Claims Bit-Patterned Drive Breakthrough · · Score: 1

    Just read your summary, its right on the money, boggles the mind why it got yanked :( I think Slashdot is moving from being a news place for nerds to being a battleground for religions like Mac, Palm, Windows and Android...

  7. wow this deserves a quote from the Family Guy! on Stats Show iPhone Owners Get More Sex · · Score: 1

    So basically what they're saying is that you should avoid any chick with an iPhone cause she's not only pretentious, she's a whore too. Sounds like sound advice to me.

    Oh, God, Lionel.
    You have been hurt.
    You have been hurt by somebody, that much is clear.
    Who hurt you?
    Who hurt you? Who hurt you?
    Who hurt you? Who hurt you?

  8. Wow man, this deserves a word from the Family Guy! on Stats Show iPhone Owners Get More Sex · · Score: 1

    Oh, God, Lionel.
    You have been hurt.
    You have been hurt by somebody, that much is clear.
    Who hurt you?
    Who hurt you? Who hurt you?
    Who hurt you? Who hurt you?

  9. what software?! on CIA Software Developer Goes Open Source, Instead · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So far, and for a while now, all this has been but site that collects peoples emails. There is NO SOFTWARE, just a promise that it's "Coming Soon"... Pardon the skepticism, but this could just be a misguided stunt by a butthurt developer to try and leverage public interest or a more nefarious scam, or just attention whoring.

  10. SCOTUS celebrates diversity on Senate Confirms Elena Kagan's Appointment To SCOTUS · · Score: 0

    by adding one more Harward law school person to the hive mind - oh yeah we are going to have "diversity" coming out of our SCOTUS now

  11. Best bang for the buck is signage... on Where To Start With DIY Home Security? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Spend a bunch of signs stating that you got a badass security system using some respectable company names and stuff like 24/7 Remote Surveillance and either get a dog or one of those fake dog bark systems - they've come a long way - complete with rattling chains, random barks etc.

  12. Aww not again :( on To Ballmer, Grabbing iPad's Market Is 'Job One Urgency' · · Score: 1

    Ballmer is going to go all ZUNE on Apple's ass. Let the clubbing of the seals begin.

  13. Re:failed to understand the requirements on Building a $200 Linux PC · · Score: 1

    Since I tend to spend about 8 months out of the year traveling, my netbook IS my PRIMARY computer. In terms of "expandability" and functionality - 2GB of memory and 500GB of drive space is adequate, webcam is adequate, and 3G wireless is adequate as well. In terms of power consumption and the environment - whenever I can, I run solar charger, which is not very viable with a desktop. So in terms of functionality, cost over lifetime, and power, coupled with the flexibility offered by the ultra portable format - this is a hard to beat combo. Oh and to the gent below, I havent needed "superhuman vision" to use the 10.1 screen - not everyone *needs* a 23" screen - which btw puts you over the $200 price point anyhow.

  14. $199 buys you a fully functional netbook... on Building a $200 Linux PC · · Score: 1

    Seriously, instead of reinventing the wheel, hit the ads and dealsites, you can find a solid selection of 10.1" netbooks for 199 or less delivered without tax. Oh and to all the folks saying to run ancient CRTs - environment aside, you going to spend a load on powering that thing. My Acer n280 cost me 199.99 landed, and it runs Backtrack 4 just fine ;)

  15. Sales of visors already popular among the Asians on Tokyo Rail Billboards Scan Viewer's Age, Gender · · Score: 1

    are to go through the roof. Invest now!

  16. Hello, I am Mr. Lee... on New Chinese Rule Requires Real Names Online · · Score: 1

    Thats right, The Mr. Lee....

  17. Copyright is a weapon of Mass Destruction... on Copyright As Weapon In US Senate Campaign · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Inaction is a weapon of Mass Destruction...

  18. California got chrysotile asbestos in its vagina! on California To Drop State Rock Over Asbestos Concerns · · Score: 1

    The pussification of the state and the country continues - nothing to see here. :(

  19. 2010 is the Year of the Zune!!! on Bill Gates Doesn't Work At Microsoft Anymore · · Score: 2, Informative

    You just wait people! Bill is going to go back to Microsoft and rally people, like Steve did at Apple, and the Zune will inherit the world!!! The 2010 will be the Year of the Zune!!!

  20. look I love Katamari, but on Video Games Linked To Reckless Driving · · Score: 1

    I dont go around rolling up cats and stuff when I am driving...

  21. Awww come on, maybe they got a visit from the on Yahoo Faces Questions After Discovery Of Comment Replication · · Score: 1

    Department of Redundancy Department?

  22. Re:So how can the computer do it then? on Germany Finds Kismet, Custom Code In Google Car · · Score: 1

    Umm, you must be new here... That was Binary, so nd :P

  23. I blame Al Gore for inventing the Internet! on J. P. Barlow — Internet Has Broken the Political System · · Score: 0, Troll

    And for being the leading cause of vaginal dryness around the world!

  24. I have an environment friendly solution! on Giant Guatemalan 'Sinkhole' Is Worse Than We Thought · · Score: 2, Funny

    Lets fill this thing with our corrupt career politicians and lawyers, I know the hole isn't big enough - but its a start!

  25. I am not an astronomer, but it looks like on Impact On Jupiter Observed By Amateur Astronomers · · Score: 2, Insightful

    a collision of this magnitude would pretty much destroy our happy little blue ball... Yay for Jupiter!