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  1. Well... on Vintage Computer Festival Shows Off Ancient PCs · · Score: 0



    It doesn't really have to be said...

    but....

    Imagine a beowulf cluster of these!

    ~zero

  2. virus on Tracking A Thief Via The Sircam Virus? · · Score: 1

    If he's opening stuff with viruses in it, why not just send him bo2k and bo-peep.
    You'll be able to watch what he's doing, it will send you an email everytime he gets on with his IP address in the email, etc.

    i mean your right to not have people spy on you ends when you steal someone's beer... er, computer.

    ~zero

  3. Re:Yet again, we see on Another Nasty Outlook Virus Strikes · · Score: 1

    makes me glad to have my .sig
    good 'ol fashion virus, right here
    user stupidity required to operate properly =)

    ~z

  4. Re:Episode Two on Fleeing Jurassic Park III · · Score: 1

    thanks dude
    I mean you rain on my parade, but
    I would have lost $8, so thanks, i was just going on what my friend said.

    ~zero

  5. Episode Two on Fleeing Jurassic Park III · · Score: 1

    I will be going to see planet of the apes.

    and i plan to "bolt" before the movie starts.

    Why? Planet of the Apes is the first movie to run the Star Wars: Episode Two trailer before the movie.

    ~Zero

  6. Re:Depends on the project.. on Good Software Takes 10 Years? · · Score: 1

    yeah
    so what's diakatana's excuse?

    ~zero

  7. no extra drivers? on (Nearly) Zero-Force Keyboard · · Score: 1


    the thing that amazes me is that on the Why Switch to Fingerboard? Page, it says

    "The FingerBoard uses standard mouse and keyboard drivers. You don't have to install any additional software on your system."

    But on This page it shows a number of gestures that are tied to common functions such as CUT, COPY, Back/Forward on browser, etc. Well, how does it know to do those things if you don't install seperate software? I mean they are useful functions, but is there a linux driver to interpret the gestures? And do I really want yet another background process running in my systray and splashing a startup screen on the windows box?

    i dunno. Neat idea, but i have no beef with my IBM keyboard.

  8. Fast mirror also on Nice Browsing From Undead & Unknown Software Projects · · Score: 1
  9. indifferent on PS2 Hard Drive Announced · · Score: 1


    I don't think that this is either good or bad, i'm just not sure it's necessacary. I mean, you can get 128MB pc133 on Pricewatch, and i can't imagine programming a game with so much bloatware that you need more than one meg to store VARIABLES!

    I mean, when you get down to it, that's what a saved game is, right? Variables? So why would you need Gigs of text, when you could just market the End-all Be-all memory card for like $75, make $55 profit on it, and never require a new one. And it would be smaller, faster, and require less power.

    I just can't imagine Gigs of
    Gold=23316;
    Exp=5299;
    Level="AdvancedMage";
    Xlocation=56; Ylocation=126;
    etc, etc. Tha'ts a lot of text.

  10. Re:ALL FIVE on Holy Grail Action Figures · · Score: 1

    HAHA
    well done!!!!
    Well done indeed!!!
    thanks,
    ~zero

  11. support free DB on Roxio Countersues Gracenote · · Score: 5

    support freedb
    check out freedb.org - submit your entries there, and point your CDDB inquiries to freedb.freedb.org

    if you buy a CD or more a week, like i do, and immediately rip them, like i do, make a submission of the information - you'll go a long way to helping the CDDB idea.
    zero

  12. Re:I like this on Senator Says Spammers Have First-Amendment Rights · · Score: 1

    If you want to make good on PD's threat/joke,

    DC Office: 516 Hart Senate Office Building
    DC Address: The Honorable Ron Wyden
    United States Senate
    516 Hart Senate Office Building
    Washington, D.C. 20510-3703
    DC Phone: 202-224-5244 DC Fax: 202-228-2717
    District Offices:
    700 NE Multnomah St., Suite 450
    Portland, OR 97232-2033 Voice: 503-326-7525
    FAX: Not Available

    he's also jewish and has two kids and no military expierence.

    However, if you try to contact him, i'm not sure it will do you much good, unless you're from oregon, and lets face it, when's the last time you met someone from oregon? (http://wyden.senate.gov/mail.htm)
    I'm glad that you've decided to take advantage of this technology to share your thoughts with me. But as you might imagine, I receive a great deal of e-mail messages -- that's on top of all the phone calls, faxes, and letters that I get every week from concerned citizens like you. By filling out the form below completely and thoroughly, you will help me respond to your message more quickly and more personally.

    Unfortunately, I can only respond to folks from Oregon. If you are traveling or on active duty, please fill out the form with an Oregon address and provide your current address within the message. If you are not from Oregon, please contact one of the Senators from your home state.

    Also, to protect your privacy on the Internet, I will not respond electronically to messages requesting help with casework, projects, grants, or other personal or privileged information. I will contact you by U.S. Mail.

    I look forward to hearing from you.

    Ron Wyden

    ain't google grand?
    ~zero
  13. ALL FIVE on Holy Grail Action Figures · · Score: 5


    Collect ALL FIVE FIGURES!
    ..uh, three, sir...
    THREE FIGURES! ~Zero

  14. its been said on Interview With Google's Director of Research · · Score: 1

    Its been said here on slashdot before, but
    every one should check out that if you change your preferences on google having to do with language, one of the languages is Bork Bork Bork!, or the sweedish chef's language.

    also, what happened to searching for 666, the first entry it spat up was microsoft?

    zero

  15. Netscape on What Actually Makes Up "Linux"? · · Score: 1



    I suspect that very soon the Motif stuff in netscape that's still proprietary (the 606 files that are proprietary it says are entirely contained in netscape) will soon dissappear in favor of strict mozilla. Not that this would be a monumental happening (i myself don't use netscape), but it would mean that RedHat could finally say "0% proprietary code in our distro"

    I mean, since most people assume redhat==linux, it could be a marketing buzz phrase.

    on a sidenote, mandrake 8.0 is selling better than RH at best buy.
    And walmart sells linux.

  16. Re:Formula? on Mad Scientists' Club Returns To Print · · Score: 1


    No, wait, there were two.
    mad scientist's club, and mad scientits's club returns
    plot lines i remember:
    haunted house
    Monster of strawberry lake
    hot air balloon race
    caught the bank robbers
    get the money out of an old cannon
    The dinosaur egg that hatched
    finding the Air Pilot that crashed

    thats all i remember. ~zero


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  17. Re:Formula? on Mad Scientists' Club Returns To Print · · Score: 2



    i don't remember how many actual physical books were written, the only one i ever saw was the one where they made the monster on the lake and it was remote controlled.

    To answer your question, no, it wasn't a formula series, i.e. hardy boys. It was one book with i believe 6 short stories in it, geared towards the nerd kids like me. I feel in love with this book, and it started me on my trek towards nerd-dom on a grander scale.

    Basically the plot was that there were these kids in the town of Mammoth Falls that were interested in science, and they would dream up things to do to keep themselves occupied, while at the same time learning about science.

    For example, one time they went into an old haunted house and did things to make people think even more that it was haunted, and by the end of the story, the mayer and the chief of police ended up in the house, scared witless. The pranks they pulled were like replacing the picture hangers with electro magnets, controlled in a central location so that when the current was turned off, the pictures would fall onto the ground.

    that kind of stuff

    ~zero


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  18. Re:Do you have Britney Spears home address? on Napster Going Legit · · Score: 1

    This is why you listen to punk folks.

    I started listning to punk about 4 months ago and it has basically changed my life. One weekend, i went to the same show 3 times, in 3 different towns - same 4 bands - and i spent a GRAND TOTAL of $55, including shipping and the extra cover for being under 21 at the bar.

    that's 12 performances (4X3 nites) for $55.

    or i could have gone to see N*Sync once. for that price. and they're probably not singing.

    Plus, when's the last time you heard Less than Jake on the radio? huh? but take a look at their discography - and they tour relentlessly. Punk is the way to go.

    ~Zero


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  19. Re:Problem with the "Sun" solution on Anti Spam Bills Continue · · Score: 1

    If you really wanted to do it right:

    Have public executions, on sunday, at 1/2 time of the football game. Fire them out of a catapult into a brick wall... there's something for the commentators to Ooh and Aah over. Shit, you'd have people staying home from church to see this!

    Every once in a while, though, you'd have to clean off the wall.
    Cleanliness - right next to godliness.

    ~Zero


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  20. Re:Too late methinks.. on Napster Judge Groks Filename Variation · · Score: 1


    Honestly, i think the guy should pull the fucking plug.

    I mean, i know there are questions of corporate sponsorship (cdnow, etc) involved, but if it was me, and i started napster, my view would be this:
    I started this thing and it was supposed to be free. Since you're telling me i have to pay you a trillion dollars or pull the plug, i'm just gonna pull the plug and sit here with my middle finger in the air and say "i started a revolution, stop it now".

    ~zero


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  21. Re:Another Artical on OS X Won't Be Fully Functional On March 24th · · Score: 1


    Diakatana came out on time, and with all the expected updates and cutting edge graphics, along with excellent gameplay.

    ~zero


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  22. Re:Someone slap Carly Fiorenta with a clue stick on HP Ending OpenMail · · Score: 2


    Dude, you have to understand that its all relative to the almighty dollar.
    Trust me i work in retail and deal with hp's products. They permeate every market where they can make a profit - HP printers, scanners, computers, monitors, CD burners, paper, CD-R's, CD-R label maker kits, Iron On T-Shirt transfers, the list goes ON AND ON, they're probably the best branded name with the most permiation in the entire store. And you always pay a premium for the HP name on it - lexmark printers with better resolution cost less, microtek scanners that do 24X12@42bit cost what 12X6@36bit scanners from HP cost.

    So if you think that they got scared by competition with Exchange server, you clearly have not got a grasp of modern economics. These people spend Billions each year on marketing, market research, and R&D. If OpenMail had been economically feasable, they would have marketed it. As it is, they must have realized that there was little to no money to be made in a resonable amount of time, versus cost of maintaining a software package that is mission critical to a major company, and creating new releases of it so that it grows with the economy, making sure it is infinately scaleable, etc.

    If they had thought they could get one red cent out of this, they would be pushing it in the corporate face of america.

    You always have to ask what the bottom line is. And its always money.

    ~zero


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  23. Re:this just in on Pluto Mission Apparently Cancelled · · Score: 1
    This just in...

    After crashing on Pluto when their ship had problems and lost its memorybanks, the aliens reportedly came to earth and allegedly asked Tricia McMillian to come with them to re-work the zodiac to reflect a relative change in location, i.e. what happens when earth rises into the constalation scorpio. At the same time, across the galaxy, Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect are trying to avoid StravoMuler Beta, whilst Zaphod Beetlebrox is busy putting his heads together and doing what he does best... nothing. ..

    THIS JUST IN..
    The alien leader, after allegedly consulting his horiscope, decided it was going to be a very bad week. In response to this, he destroys Earth to take that factor out of his astrological predictions.
    We'll have more on this breaking story, along with an interview with Prostetic Vogon Jeltz...


    ~zero


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  24. Re:Time to upgrade. on GNOME 1.4 Beta 2 is Out · · Score: 3

    I noticed the Intel Chip Clock-speed Decrease a long time ago.
    Recently i emailed an intel rep about it...

    TO:support@intel.com
    FROM:**email address omitted**
    REPLYTO:**email address omitted**
    DATE:JAN12 2001
    SUBJECT:Slowing processors

    Dear Sir or Madam.
    I have had problems with my intel chip - every year it seems to become slower, even though i have not done anything to the chip its self. Are you familiar with any problems in relation to this phenomonon? I am quite baffeled. Please write me back at **email address omitted**.
    Thank you in advance, ~Will.

    //end of letter

    TO:**email address omitted**
    FROM:support@intel.com
    REPLYTO:support@intel.com
    DATE:JAN13 2001
    SUBJECT:RE:Slowing processors.

    DEAR WILL:
    HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN?
    ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.

    INTEL SUPPORT.

    //end of letter

    ~zero


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  25. What about my band?!? on Napster Adding "Protection Layer" · · Score: 1


    There are only two ways to make this work...

    Either they create a master database that contains EVERY name of EVERY
    copyrighted song ever (we're talking like 15 megs worth of text)

    OR

    Napster will add encryption to the songs that my band has written ( the Jeff Mullins Band ),
    to which WE own the copyright, and THAT would PISS ME OFF!! We WANT
    our stuff traded on napster!

    Plus, isn't adding an encryption to something that i own and declare free use of illegal anyway?

    ~Zero


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