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  1. Re:500 feet and disoriented is plenty of info on Couple Busted For Shining Laser At Helicopter · · Score: 0

    "The FBI does not have any sense of humor that we are aware of."

  2. Re:I'm a New York State resident and... on New York Decision On ODF Vs. OOXML Approaching · · Score: 0

    Yeah, we have the most dysfunctional state legislature in the union. (http://www.amazon.com/Three-Men-Room-Betrayal-Statehouse/dp/1595580328)

    My apartment is a few blocks from Joe Bruno's office and I stopped in to give him a piece of my mind, for all the good that will do.

    That said, all you down state bastards need to do your part too. Us folks in the sticks can't do it alone. http://www.nysut.org/cps/rde/xchg/nysut/hs.xsl/contactelectedofficials.htm

  3. Re:Help the Environment on Colorado Decertifies E-voting Machines · · Score: 0

    Man this chucklehead hasn't eaten more mod points over the last few days than the Cloverfield monster. Can /. ban his IP address?

  4. Re:funny on New Vista Random Numbers to Include NSA Backdoor? · · Score: 0

    I think this "backdoor" story would be an appropriate time for the Goatse link. Where is that dude with the ASCI picture?

  5. Re:detention for disobedience on Student Given Detention For Using Firefox [UPDATED] · · Score: 0
  6. Re:I don't blame anyone for avoiding IPv6, on How Feds are Dropping the Ball on IPv6 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    And people expect them to make Federalized Healthcare work. I guess its all about what agendas you push.

    Good points though yagu.

  7. It all fits together... on Giving Avatars Real Bodies · · Score: 0

    I think this links back to the story earlier about sex with robots http://hardware.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/12/14/1555245/.

    Although sex with my female Troll from WoW would be kind of awkward.

  8. Re:Robots are fine... on The Future of Love and Sex - Robots · · Score: 0

    But you incinerated your faithful Companion Cube in record time. That should make her scared.

  9. Re:Trying to promote a new catchword too. on Google's "Knol" Reinvents Wikipedia · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I thought the "Couric" was the unitof measure for tartness. Go figure.

  10. Re:or on Microsoft Re-Brands PlaysForSure · · Score: 0

    You mean "certifiable" for using Vista.

    I thank the FSM everyday that the IT department didn't pick me as the "Vista Tester".

  11. Other Antarcitc Resource on Ch-Ch-Chatting With the South Pole's IT Manager · · Score: 2, Informative

    This site (www.bigdeadplace.com/) is dedicated to the stories of what really goes on at McMurdo. It's a very funny read; I haven't gotten around to buying the book yet.

  12. the key on Talking With the Women Working In Games · · Score: -1

    The key is to that their faces are up...damn I failed. Can we start over?

  13. Re:Good Job on Canadian DMCA Bill Withdrawn · · Score: 0

    No kidding, the line between "Funny" and "Flamebait" moves depending on how constipated they are.

  14. Good Job on Canadian DMCA Bill Withdrawn · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Good job you moose fuckers! I salute you.

  15. Accuracy? on NASA Snaps Mysterious "Night-Shining" Clouds · · Score: 1

    So some weathermen that work for NASA say the world is ending? Why do this chuckleheads get more credibility than their brothers at the local ABC affiliate?

    I'll be taking a nap. Call me back when they have evidence.

  16. Boiler Room on Postal Service Surcharge Could Slash Netflix Profit · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sounds kind of like Blockbuster FUD.

  17. Re:Don't feed the competiton on Non-Competes As the DRM of Human Capital · · Score: 1

    So you can't use your expertise to make a living for 5 years? Or does you contract have your employer paying you severance for 5 years? Two different things. I've acquired many useful skills in the 2.5 years I've been here and they will help me in the future. My contract prohibits me from starting a company that does X*. I'm not a software engineeer or IT guy. My situation is more akin to PepsiCo prohibiting an employee from starting their own soda comapny.
    I won't get a severance, but I do get paid very well, with benefits.

    *Sorry, confidential.
  18. Don't feed the competiton on Non-Competes As the DRM of Human Capital · · Score: 1, Insightful

    My contract prohibits me from engaging in the same business as my current employer for up to 5 years after termination. It makes perfect sense though; why fill my head with Trade secrets and methods just to have me open up shop across the street.
    Hell, that's how my boss got started. His employer didn't have a non-compete clause and he proceeded to run them out of business.
    Competition is the core of good Capitalism but nothing says you have to help your enemies.

  19. Oblig Watchmen on Microsoft Wants To Give You A Rorschach · · Score: 1

    MS wants to give me a cool mask and let me eat beans from a can? Do I have to keep the journal too?

  20. Fun, fun, fun on Weigh In On the OOXML Issue During Live Debate · · Score: 5, Funny

    This should be like the youtube debates, only more asinine.

  21. Done before on Dinosaur Fossil Found With Preserved Soft Tissue · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think they stole this story from the episode of "Denver the Last Dinosaur" wherein Denver disguises himself as a mummy to avoid capture.

    Another example of my childhood being recycled. Maybe them can get Michael Bay to crap all over the live-action version.

  22. Obligatory on A Look at Microsoft's Security War Room · · Score: 0, Redundant

    "OSHA has requested that they remove all chairs from the premises for employee safety."

  23. Where's the money? on Activision CEO Hoping For $200 PS3, 360 By '09 · · Score: 1

    I don't see any indication that Activision will be giving Sony/MS a subsidy for their consoles. I also like spending other peoples money but lets be realistic.

  24. Re:From TFA on More MS, Less Talent In Open Source's Future · · Score: 1

    Ballmer didn't read the "Evil Overlord" rules very carefully. "Never try to absorb an energy field larger than your head."

  25. Reggie eats them all on Why You Can't Find a Wii for Christmas · · Score: 1

    Even Reggie can't find one: http://www.dailytech.com/article.aspx?newsid=9807

    I think its because he eats them all. Grinding mens bones to make his bread wasn't enough.