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  1. Re:Lowering of standards? on Barack Obama Wins the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize · · Score: 2, Funny

    Next year's prize in Chemistry will be awarded to an 8 year old for discovering the reaction between vinegar and baking soda.

  2. Re:Lowering of standards? on Barack Obama Wins the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize · · Score: 1

    Every day he becomes a little more like Jimmy Carter.

    Remember kids, Carter only had one term.

  3. Re:So, when will Virtual Surgeon for Wii be out? on Virtual Autopsy On a Multi-Touch Table Surface · · Score: 1

    You're not supposed to touch the surface, der, that's the point of the game.

  4. Re:And why should they care? on MIT Axes the 500-Word Application Essay · · Score: 1

    It's not as if there are heaps of these students.

    Six and a half billion people on the planet. Even at the top end of the curve that's still more than they can accept each year.

  5. Re:And why should they care? on MIT Axes the 500-Word Application Essay · · Score: 1

    You know David Patterson can't read any of that, right?

  6. Re:Troubleshooting skills. on Stargate Universe · · Score: 1

    And your anecdotal evidence is somehow better than his?

    How about this? I know someone that knows Olivia Munn. That makes me a better human being than you.

  7. Re:Seems fair to me. on New Bill Proposes Open Source Requirement for Publicly Funded Books · · Score: 1

    The concept of "rejecting" U.S. funds is like rejecting your paycheck, you worked hard to earn it, you take it.

    There are some that would disagree.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hillsdale_College

  8. Re:Textbook Scam on New Bill Proposes Open Source Requirement for Publicly Funded Books · · Score: 1

    I had a professor that solved the problem by writing and publishing his own textbook. At the start of the semester he would sell copies from the back of his station wagon for $10 each. He would print enough for the registered students plus 5%. If you lost your copy and tried to buy another I think the price went up to $35.

  9. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter on Jack Thompson Sues Facebook For $40M · · Score: 1
  10. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter on Jack Thompson Sues Facebook For $40M · · Score: 5, Funny

    a full weight cock-jockey of the first order

    You people do such lovely things with the language. Oscar Wilde would be proud.

  11. Re:All logic aside.. on Artificial Heart Recipient Has No Pulse · · Score: 1

    The nurse would probably square things up by taking your temperature.


    Rectally.

  12. Re:And what if you don't know? on Porn Surfing Rampant At US Science Foundation · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Change it to any number of paintings by Ruebens. If the person doesn't like artistic nudity then fuck them.

    The conflation of nudity to pornography is ridiculous.

  13. Re:Bush Admin Lying Sacks of Shit on Senate To Reconsider Wiretap Immunity · · Score: 1

    I think you mean demagogues.

    Pedagogues are teachers.

  14. Re:Show of Hands on Senate To Reconsider Wiretap Immunity · · Score: 1

    As opposed to subsidizing the poor and borrowing from the Chinese?

  15. Re:Let's Have It, Then on Unambiguous Evidence of Water On the Moon · · Score: 1

    Strings.

    It's so simple it has to work.

  16. Re:Most food we eat is genetically modified on Judge Rejects Approval of Engineered Sugar Beets · · Score: 1

    It'd take a really long time to do it the sexual way

    Tell me about it...and it's tough washing fruit juice out of your pubes.

  17. Re:Porn and hamburgers on French Deputies Want Labels On Photo-Altered Models · · Score: 1

    I'd suggest avoiding the whole state. Kalifornia is known to cause brain damage.

  18. Re:$3.9 billion in cash on Dell Buying Perot Systems For $3.9 Billion · · Score: 1

    It's as good as money. /yogi

  19. Re:English, motherfucker, do you speak it? on Google Offering Print Versions of Online Books · · Score: 2, Funny

    I use IE 8 at work, the lack of built in spell check is epic fail.

  20. Re:No thanks. on Google Offering Print Versions of Online Books · · Score: 5, Funny

    Given your user name I image your Palm is very important.

  21. Re:No moral fibre on Mafia Sinks Ships Containing Toxic Waste · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We sleep easier at night. Having a clean conscience and no conscience are effectively the same.

  22. Re:Holy shit? on Heart Monitors In Middle School Gym Class? · · Score: 1

    Brown people give me boners you insensitive clod!

  23. Re:Quality vs Appeal on Review: Champions Online · · Score: 1

    The retcon system fixes that, though it is rather expensive.

    Someone on the CO forums did the math and with current costs and mob drop rates it would take ~280 days of grinding to buy a full respec.

    That's very expensive.

  24. Re:Just delayed the inevitable on Father of Green Revolution, Norman Borlaug, Dies at 95 · · Score: 1

    Which is the same theory Thomas Malthus had in the early 1800s. Fortunately for us he turned out to be wrong.

    No, you're assuming too short of a time scale for the experiment.

  25. Re:Marketing on EA Comes Under Fire for Shady PR Stunts · · Score: 5, Informative

    I played it a bit at Gen Con. Its a fighter game like God of War. In game graphics are stunning and the cut scenes look nice.