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Jack Thompson Sues Facebook For $40M

angry tapir writes "Jack Thompson has sued Facebook for US$40 million, saying that the social networking site harmed him by not removing angry postings made by Facebook gamers. The lawsuit was filed in the US District Court for the Southern District of Florida. Thompson is best known for bringing suit against Grand Theft Auto's Take Two Interactive, Sony Computer Entertainment America, and Wal-Mart, arguing that the game caused violent behavior."

421 comments

  1. He never seems to learn... by A.+Kim · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Wasn't this idiot disbarred a couple years ago? Could he really be so desperate to feed his narcissism?

    1. Re:He never seems to learn... by OrangeMonkey11 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Correct the Florida Supreme Court disbarred his ass

    2. Re:He never seems to learn... by thepotoo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Whether he was disbarred or not doesn't really seem to matter.

      Slashdot (and the gaming media in general) are doing a fantastic job feeding his narcissism just by reporting on every frivolous lawsuit. He's just a really skilled troll, and everyone always falls for him.

      (Of course, if we ignored him, he'd probably go away only to be replaced by an anti-gaming figurehead that wasn't batshit fucking insane, so maybe it's best for everyone to just keep him around for the amusement factor.)

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    3. Re:He never seems to learn... by sopssa · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now now everyone, watch your language or he will get Slashdot taken down too! You're underestimating this geniuses power. I, for one, think he's going to rule the world one day.

    4. Re:He never seems to learn... by hedwards · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's odd, but they left the stick in place?

    5. Re:He never seems to learn... by __aamnbm3774 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I did not click the link, so I did not feed his website or anyone else's with ad-revenue besides slashdot.

      Reading about him on a forum at best results in little or nothing. When it is taken Beyond this forum in a various manners, that is when his attention and his ability get a rise out of people will pay off. Bashing him on slashdot is ok. R'ing The FA is bad.

    6. Re:He never seems to learn... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Presumably he somehow managed to find and hire a real lawyer.

    7. Re:He never seems to learn... by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, disbarring him didn't seem to stop him... only changed the direction of his frivolous litigation.

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    8. Re:He never seems to learn... by snspdaarf · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's odd, but they left the stick in place?

      Wouldn't you?

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    9. Re:He never seems to learn... by Narpak · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I find this lawsuit fairly amusing and hypocritical; since Thompson himself claimed First Amendment protection against his critics, and then when for good measure that the criticism of him violated state religious protection laws since he was motivated by his faith.

      Mister Thompson wasn't damaged by "angry postings made by Facebook gamers" he was damaged by all the stupid, unethical (and illegal) crap he did that spawned those posts. This is just a greedy lawyer who got himself disbarred through his own machinations trying to get himself a payout so he can finance his insidious campaign of ignorance and fear. Hope Facebook takes this to court and tear Mister Thompson a proverbial "new one".

    10. Re:He never seems to learn... by DBCubix · · Score: 3, Funny

      So instead of getting Slashdotted, Slashdot will get Jack Thompson'ed. Oh the irony.

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    11. Re:He never seems to learn... by Thansal · · Score: 1

      Of course, if we ignored him, he'd probably go away only to be replaced by an anti-gaming figurehead that wasn't batshit fucking insane, so maybe it's best for everyone to just keep him around for the amusement factor.

      I am still not actually convinced that he isn't in the pay of the ESA. I mean, he provides great publicity (I bet Bully wouldn't have sold nearly as well if he hadn't protested it, the game was half arsed), and any one who tries to ban video games (or anything related to that) ends up being tared with the same brush!

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    12. Re:He never seems to learn... by need4mospd · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'd sell it on ebay

    13. Re:He never seems to learn... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Wouldn't you"

      Its hurtful comments like that, from 6787600000-1 people, is why he needs $40 million to pull the stick out!

    14. Re:He never seems to learn... by pleappleappleap · · Score: 1

      Or even a literal "new one".

    15. Re:He never seems to learn... by kiwimate · · Score: 1

      Slashdot (and the gaming media in general) are doing a fantastic job feeding his narcissism just by reporting on every frivolous lawsuit. He's just a really skilled troll, and everyone always falls for him.

      Just like Slashdot (and Groklaw) did with SCO. Not that anyone outside the geek community actually cared, despite the desperate assertions of some of those posts from a couple of years ago; regardless of the desire to believe that this was critical, to the general public it was an obscure and somewhat incomprehensible mishmash involving a company they'd never heard of.

    16. Re:He never seems to learn... by fooslacker · · Score: 1

      Wasn't this idiot disbarred a couple years ago?

      Yes

      Could he really be so desperate to feed his narcissism?

      Yes

      It's not about what makes sense it's about what gets him in the news. He's either a truly deluded technophobe fanatic or he's using the large numbers of truly deluded technophobe fanatics to lead a movement and make money. You don't need a law license to go to court (at least not in some jurisdictions...not sure about all) just to sell that service to others.

    17. Re:He never seems to learn... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's odd, but they left the stick in place?

      Wouldn't you?

      Only after wrapping it in barbed wire.

    18. Re:He never seems to learn... by fbjon · · Score: 1

      if we ignored him, he'd probably go away only to be replaced by an anti-gaming figurehead that wasn't batshit fucking insane

      I've never quite understood this argument. Can there be only one?

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    19. Re:He never seems to learn... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Be Careful or else he may sue Slashdot

    20. Re:He never seems to learn... by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1

      That's odd, but they left the stick in place?

      Wouldn't you?

      Only after wrapping it in barbed wire.

      And putting it back in sideways...

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    21. Re:He never seems to learn... by dintech · · Score: 2, Funny

      Jack Thomson, what a knob. When are they going to put this guy out of our misery?

    22. Re:He never seems to learn... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I say "Good for Jack!" Retirement is the number one killer of older people, and it's great to see him sticking with what he does best: Comedy.

      It'd sure be a real shame if he were to be found dead of a stroke, lying in a pool of his own cold urine one fine morning. And an even greater shame if photos of this were to be widely circulated on the internet.

    23. Re:He never seems to learn... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe jack thompson should be slapped across the face with a colecovision.

    24. Re:He never seems to learn... by gbarules2999 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Uh, oh, Jack Thompson will sue Slashdot for that comment.

    25. Re:He never seems to learn... by Torodung · · Score: 2, Funny

      Depends on how much I need a stick to beat him with, and how easy it is to snap it off. ;^P

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    26. Re:He never seems to learn... by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      He's either a truly deluded technophobe fanatic or he's using the large numbers of truly deluded technophobe fanatics to lead a movement and make money.

      My sentiments exactly. Likely both, although I suspect it is more of the latter. After all, he can't practice law anymore, so he probably needs to make a living somehow. Large masses of scared, impressionable sheeple are easily guided and fleeced (pun fully intended) by an angry person with a strident voice. I'm sure that whether or not he extracts a dime from Facebook, he will bring in stacks of money from those who think like him.

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    27. Re:He never seems to learn... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He doesn't need a lawyer. You can represent yourself pro se even if you're disbarred.

      His suit won't make it off the pre-trial docket. Deficient on its face, plaintiff fails to show actual damages, blah blah blah, plaintiff is ordered to pay defendant's court costs, NO SOUP FOR YOU, NEXT!

    28. Re:He never seems to learn... by shentino · · Score: 1

      Which is probably why he's being sneaky by going to a federal court that he's *not* disbarred from.

    29. Re:He never seems to learn... by Weaselmancer · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The Florida Supreme Court already did. He's pretty harmless these days. All he can do now are "give me attention" tricks. Like this Facebook thing. Anyone with a half an ounce of sense knows it's not going anywhere. He's more like a Jack Thompson caricature these days.

      As for me, I think these little public humiliations he sets himself up for are endlessly entertaining. It's fascinating to know that this guy was a lawyer at one time when he obviously knows very very little about what's legal and what isn't.

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    30. Re:He never seems to learn... by Ant+P. · · Score: 2, Funny

      Only if I had a spare one to drive through his heart.

    31. Re:He never seems to learn... by OrangeMonkey11 · · Score: 1

      Just like a stereotypical "snake in the grass" lawyer behavior

    32. Re:He never seems to learn... by Thinboy00 · · Score: 1

      Which is probably why he's being sneaky by going to a federal court that he's *not* disbarred from.

      "Disbarred" just means he's not a lawyer anymore. It doesn't mean he can't sue. IANAL.

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    33. Re:He never seems to learn... by nomadic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think these little public humiliations he sets himself up for are endlessly entertaining. It's fascinating to know that this guy was a lawyer at one time when he obviously knows very very little about what's legal and what isn't.

      I've read some of his pleadings and filings, and I have got to say that as a (Florida licensed) lawyer I do not know how he ever had a legitimate career. He misuses legal terminology, he makes bizarre and insupportable legal arguments, and his writing skills are beyond weak.

    34. Re:He never seems to learn... by llamasniper · · Score: 1

      "Gamers' Association of America Sues Jack Thompson for being a Douche"

    35. Re:He never seems to learn... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was disbarred. That means he can't represent OTHER people in court (he is not a lawyer, legally, anymore). He can represent HIMSELF in the same way anyone in the US can (but shouldn't, they should really get a lawyer). He can, just like anyone else, get another lawyer to represent him and prosecute his lawsuit, but he will probably have trouble with that as he is radioactive as far as non-crazy lawyers are concerned.

    36. Re:He never seems to learn... by FingerSoup · · Score: 1

      I believe jack thompson should be slapped across the face with a colecovision.



      Yeah, that'll show him Video games don't promote violence!
    37. Re:He never seems to learn... by FingerSoup · · Score: 1

      Yeah.... What they really need to do is revoke his citizenship. Take away his rights and freedoms for abusing the Country's legal system....

    38. Re:He never seems to learn... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they can counter-sue him for being "A Douche". Just to get some laughs after they have beaten him senseless in this pointless suite.

    39. Re:He never seems to learn... by Rennt · · Score: 1

      The next dude will have an even less receptive audience as gaming becomes more mainstream.

      Anyway, I don't mind feeding his narcissism. Nothing is more entertaining then an out-of-control megalomaniac who can't get anyone to take them seriously.

    40. Re:He never seems to learn... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems likely to me that he's suffering from a mental disorder.
      Some kinds of disorders can cause radical changes of personality at the onset, with strong paranoia and increasingly incoherent speech, writing and behaviour.
      Since his symptoms aren't severe enough to prevent him from functioning normally, and he presumably held strong views from the outset, he just comes across as eccentric, but he may have been a lawyer of average skill at some time.
      Without having met him in person it's just speculation, but what we've seen of his writings does at times seem oddly bizarre in their specifics.

    41. Re:He never seems to learn... by Anzya · · Score: 1

      Hey, Thompson actually has the papers to prove that he is sane. If that tells you anything about the psychology profession I'll leave up to you ;)

      Personally I'm happy to hear that he is still around and kicking. I have missed him these last couple of months :)

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    42. Re:He never seems to learn... by DiEx-15 · · Score: 1

      WHY won't Jack die?!!! He hates games, but respawns every month to attack with LOLsuits...

      Even Facebook hates you Jack!

    43. Re:He never seems to learn... by Horus1664 · · Score: 1
      If he had to pay legal costs for his nonsense he'd have shut up long ago....(sort your legal system out)

      (simples...)

    44. Re:He never seems to learn... by JimFive · · Score: 1

      Hey, Thompson actually has the papers to prove that he is sane.

      Doesn't that only tell us that Thompson was sane for an hour or so on some particular date.
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  2. Mental illness is no laughing matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This man seriously needs some help from a professional.

    1. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter by plover · · Score: 0

      A professional warden, you mean. Filing frivolous and harrasing lawsuits is a crime, and he belongs in jail for making other people's lives miserable. If they can get him therapy while he's in prison, that's fine, but get him off the streets before he costs someone else another million dollars to defend against his criminal actions.

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    2. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter by Custard+Horse · · Score: 5, Informative

      In the UK the courts can declare somebody a vexatious litigant which requires them to apply to the court for leave to make an application to the court. Is there something similar in the US?

      And for the inevitable posts that berate the UK and make reference to CCTV, libel law etc. etc., the list of vexatious litigants is quite small and made up of people entirely like Mr Thompson who are, "batshit fucking insane". I know because I had to deal with one of the people on the list - a full weight cock-jockey of the first order. That list of people could bring any country to its knees.

    3. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter by Firethorn · · Score: 5, Interesting

      but get him off the streets before he costs someone else another million dollars to defend against his criminal actions.

      It's unfortunate, but filing harrasing lawsuits is one of the few crimes people in prison can commit on those outside of it.

      Personally, I think this shows just why Jack was disbarred - a blatant, persistent disregard for any laws that don't say what he wants them to say.

      In this case, while I'm not a lawyer, I know that angry letters can be submitted to a newspaper and published without consequence - they can be angry in tone as long as they don't pass into libel.

      A facebook page is just another point of distribution, with a lower cost of entry so the editorial controls are lowered. In some ways, it can even be considered self-publishing - at which point as long as you avoid libel/slander you're supposed to be protected under the 1st ammendment.

      Jack is a legally trained lawyer, even if he's been banned for malpractice. He should realize this.

      I've had an idea for types like this - at some point you award anybody they sue in an asshat way all their legal fees, lost wages, etc... Be generous. Until they're paid off they can't sue anybody else.

      The slight loss of justice for them* would be outweighed by the increase in justice for everybody else.

      *IE a construction company could 'accidentally' knock down their house, shrug and say *so sue me* and the asshat *couldn't*, not until he's paid all his court mandated settlements off.

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    4. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter by moon3 · · Score: 1

      He is a professional troll waiting for a $40 million paycheck. All his maverick ideas made him celebrity already.

    5. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter by cthulu_mt · · Score: 5, Funny

      a full weight cock-jockey of the first order

      You people do such lovely things with the language. Oscar Wilde would be proud.

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    6. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter by chortick · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure what the case is in your/his jurisdiction, but in the Province of Ontario (Canada), there is a designation of 'vexatious litigant' that can be applied to someone who wastes the court's time with repeated frivolous lawsuits. A person designated as a 'vexatious litigant' cannot initiate proceedings without a judge's permission.

    7. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Litigation in the US sometimes is a laughing matter. People just walk their lives thinking who can they sue to avoid working the rest of their lives.
      Nice journey that is!.

    8. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter by scatteredsun · · Score: 0

      like Leon?

    9. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter by bigbigbison · · Score: 1

      I don't know if we have an equivalent in the USA. However, the Florida legal system did declare at one point that Thompson couldn't send them any more motions without another (well, since he's disbarred I guess "a") lawyer signing it. Of course that hasn't stopped Thompson from continuing to send them motions. It could be that this "lawsuit" is another one of those things Thompson is required to have a lawyer cosign and so this might be ignored.

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    10. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter by ChipMonk · · Score: 1

      In the UK the courts can declare somebody a vexatious litigant which requires them to apply to the court for leave to make an application to the court. Is there something similar in the US?

      Yes, but it's usually for career criminals who are already in prison. They file lots of lawsuits over every little complaint, trying to get revenge on the court system that put them away. Before the days of easy teleconferencing, it could also get them some time in the courtroom (and out of the prison).

      Jack Thompson was already a vexatious litigator before he got his disbarment smackdown. The courts just haven't declared him so yet.

    11. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter by goodmanj · · Score: 1

      The fact that the UK has a list like that: awesome.
      The fact that the list is posted on the Web: totally awesome.

      Anyway, in answer to your question, remember that the U.S. has a federal court system and 50 different state court systems, all with different rules. I found one state with a vexatious litigant list. Guess which one? (It's not Florida, where Thompson lives.)

    12. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      >In the UK the courts can declare somebody a vexatious litigant which requires them to apply to the court for leave to make an application to the court. Is there something similar in the US?

      Yes. Here's the Florida rules:

      http://www.ccfj.net/VexLitbill.htm

    13. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter by pleappleappleap · · Score: 3, Interesting

      A couple hundred of us should sue him for equally frivolous, but distinct, causes. Let's see how he handles a couple hundred simultaneous lawsuits.

    14. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter by DaFallus · · Score: 1

      Someone should arrange an appointment for him with Léon. I hear he's pretty good.

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    15. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I did a quick google search for one of the guys on the list, and found his profile one linkedin.

      Part of it read...
      Activities and Societies: I was senior prefect for whole college, Members of Football, Cricket and athletic teams,. Captained of Foot -ball team and set world record when I was playing a tornemant math in our city stadium, also I set world record in Cricket while playing for a local club in Surrey, UK, took eight wickets for zero runs in three overs including a hat-trick. Also I resuscitated an English boy who knocked down to death by a car.

      Loved the last line.

    16. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter by Custard+Horse · · Score: 1

      The one I dealt with was just some fat-handed whore of a man that couldn't accept he was just plain *wrong*.

      Whenever he didn't get the answer he was looking for he would change solicitors. Unfortunately this was all at the tax payers expense as he had free public funding.

      The last time I checked he was on his 8th set of solicitors although that was some time ago so he is probably in double figures by now. Death would become him (harsh but in my mind, fair).

    17. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter by rethgir · · Score: 1

      You people? What do you mean you people?!

    18. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      In the UK the courts can declare somebody a vexatious litigant which requires them to apply to the court for leave to make an application to the court. Is there something similar in the US?

      There are a couple of things they can do to him for filing frivolous lawsuits. I don't remember all the specifics but the things that come to mind are
      a) Anytime he files a suit the judge can throw it out as frivolous and make him pay all the legal and court costs for the defendant
      b) Any courtroom he steps into the judge can simply hold him in contempt of court and fine him... judges can slap someone pretty damn hard for contempt. I don't have a link handy but I read a story about some guy who sat in jail for a decade because he refused to pay his fine after being found in contempt. Basically if you piss off the judge he can slam the gavel and say "you're hosed asshole, should've parked your mouth when I told you" and off you go.

      I think there is another kind of action that can be taken where the courts can bar someone from filing civil complaints due to abuse of the system but I'm not sure exactly how that works or if it falls under a) or b). not a lawyer...

      a full weight cock-jockey of the first order

      Couldn't have said it better myself.

    19. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To answer your question, State and Federal Courts of the United States regularly declare individuals "vexatious litigants" and limit their right to file lawsuits. For example, it is my understanding that Jack Thompson cannot file ANYTHING in Florida's state courts unless a licensed Florida attorney signs off on it first (thereby putting that attorney's license on the line).

      One kink is that there are hundreds, if not thousands of courts in the United States, each of which has different rules on vexatious litigants, and of which few publish the names of vexatious litigants. Hence, limitations on individuals tends to proceed piecemeal. The Chief-judge of Miami-Dade County might find John Doe to be "vexatious", but that wouldn't stop John Doe from filing a pro se Complaint in Broward County, just to the north.

    20. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter by Slagothor · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry to post this, for any offense it may cause. But "batshit fucking insane", I think is the funniest thing I've ever read. Kudos mate!

    21. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter by nosferatu1001 · · Score: 1

      I think Wilde would have approved of Cock Jockey....

    22. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Most of the mentally ill in the US have no insurance (because it's damned hard to get a job with clinical depression, bipolar disorder or schitzophrenia) and can't get professional help. Why would you give a monster like him the help a poor homeless schitzo can't?

      Besides, I don't think they have any effective treatments for sociopathy yet.

    23. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter by greensoap · · Score: 1

      Some U.S. jurisdictions have vexatious litigants too. Perhaps Florida is not one of those jurisdictions, or Mr. Thompson has not been declared as such yet.

    24. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      took eight wickets for zero runs in three overs including a hat-trick.

      Enough with the France talk already. Could you translate that into English for us?

    25. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter by igw · · Score: 1
    26. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well it makes sense in this context but...

      That would be a fantastic way for big corporations to put a freeze on suits from individuals and class-action lawsuits. I know, you didn't envision it like that, but highly payed lawyers have a way of using stuff like that to the advantage of their clients, regardless of what the law was actually intended for.

    27. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter by rnj · · Score: 1

      In the UK the courts can declare somebody a vexatious litigant which requires them to apply to the court for leave to make an application to the court. Is there something similar in the US? It's rare, but I remember reading of one guy so designated. Can't find confirmation of this story (iirc he was based some place in New England). I did however stumble across a case where Scientology was cited for abuse of the US legal system. Shocker.

    28. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a full weight cock-jockey of the first order

      You people do such lovely things with the language. Oscar Wilde would be proud.

      My understanding of history is that Oscar Wilde would quite enjoy the term "cock jockey."

    29. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter by ShadowRangerRIT · · Score: 1

      I'm impressed. Only a couple hundred names in a country of, last I checked ~80 million. The U.S. could definitely use a system like that, assuming it was equally rigorous in making sure not to add people unnecessarily.

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    30. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      Your post makes me wonder: if you ever rose to power, would you declare all dissidents to be mentally ill?

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    31. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter by Grimbleton · · Score: 1

      The good doctors Smith and Wesson developed the cure ages ago.

    32. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter by bn557 · · Score: 1

      Virginia?

      (Guessing before googling)

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    33. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter by Custard+Horse · · Score: 1

      I can't claim credit, it was from a post lower down by thepotoo (829391) hence the quotes.

      Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Or was it just plagiarism? :-O

    34. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      For Jack to realize that what was said was legal would require him to be sane and properly be able to connect cause with effect. From his actions, I really don't think that he is, ergo, he keeps doing this shit.

    35. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately Dr. Sociopath uses that remedy on non-mentally ill people more often then he is treated with it.

    36. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter by bn557 · · Score: 1

      DRAT! It was California... they're really close to each other[1], so I probably just got confused by the geography...

      [1]Astronomically

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    37. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter by Grimbleton · · Score: 1

      Preventative medication, then?

    38. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter by idontgno · · Score: 2, Funny

      You have got to be some kind of crazy to say that.

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    39. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter by cthulu_mt · · Score: 1
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    40. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The phrase has been around forever. It's nothing new.

    41. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter by ninjeratu · · Score: 1

      Yes he does. And I wonder what kind of games he play, since he's so incredibly ANGRY all the time. It's like he's feeling guilty... I bet he's a CS player! Hmm. Or a WoW nelf rogue. "I didn't pickpocket you! Lies! I'm suing!" No more Hot Coffee for Mr Thompson!

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    42. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter by DJ+Particle · · Score: 1

      In the UK the courts can declare somebody a vexatious litigant which requires them to apply to the court for leave to make an application to the court. Is there something similar in the US?

      There is nothing like that in the USA. Actually, it would be against the Constitution here for courts to do that.

    43. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter by WiiVault · · Score: 1

      Whooosh!

    44. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1
    45. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter by tsotha · · Score: 1

      Yes, most states have similar laws. There was a case here in Northern California where a lawyer was literally paying the bills by suing one person or company after another. I think she filed something like sixty lawsuits in three years. Eventually they placed a court order on her such that if she wants to sue somebody she has to get the permission of the court in advance, i.e. she has to sue to get the right to sue. There were a bunch of fines and restraining-order-type penalties as well.

    46. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter by kmcrober · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's quite common - and quite Constitutional - for courts to maintain lists of vexatious litigants, and to restrict their filing in various ways.

    47. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a full weight cock-jockey of the first order

      You people do such lovely things with the language. Oscar Wilde would be proud.

      Perhaps a little to close to home for Oscar Wilde to be proud.

    48. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure he approved of many... :)

    49. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > In the UK the courts can declare somebody a vexatious litigant which requires
      > them to apply to the court for leave to make an application to the court. Is
      > there something similar in the US?

      Yes. He is already in that state under Florida law. He has filed this in Federal court (a different jurisdiction though the court is in Florida). If he is not extremely careful (something he is not known for) the judge may slap him upside the head with Rule 11.

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    50. Re:Mental illness is no laughing matter by oqaqiq · · Score: 1

      Each time I heard someone saying that someone else needed help from a professional (counselor or something equivalent), I discovered later that the person making this statement needed a counselor. Oh oh, it seems I should apply this scheme to myself now :-S

  3. Wasn't this tool suspended from the bar? by Nursie · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I know that doesn't stop him using other lawyers to sue people, but I would think it probably says a lot about the validity of said facebook postings if he *was* struck off for being a serial asshat.

    1. Re:Wasn't this tool suspended from the bar? by DRBivens · · Score: 1

      His disbarrment doesn't prevent him from filing suits on behalf of himself; he just can't provide legal representation to others, right?

      He may remember the advertising adage, "Bad publicity is better than no pulicity at all."

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    2. Re:Wasn't this tool suspended from the bar? by greensoap · · Score: 1

      This is correct. In all U.S. jurisdictions that I am aware of, any individual may file a lawsuit on his own behalf regardless of his status as member of the bar.

      This is true even at the Supreme Court. However, they will probably appoint an attorney if they think your case is good enough to hear. This happened in the landmark U.S. case Clarence Earl Gideon v. Florida. An indigent convict appealed his case on the grounds that he was denied a court appointed attorney. At the time, the Court had yet to decide that all indigents had the right to a court appointed attorney. Gideon wrote all of his own appeals, all the way up to the Supreme Court. When the Court decided to hear the case, it appointed an attorney to represent Gideon in fear that such an important issue needed to be argued by a trained lawyer.

    3. Re:Wasn't this tool suspended from the bar? by jbezorg · · Score: 1

      This is correct. In all U.S. jurisdictions that I am aware of, any individual may file a lawsuit on his own behalf regardless of his status as member of the bar.

      or even if they are incarcerate. e.g. Jonathan Riches

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  4. Sometimes, exclamaitions say it all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ARGH!

  5. Can't blame Facebook by Pedrito · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sorry Jack, but Facebook didn't make people hate you. You did that all on your own.

    What a tool!

    1. Re:Can't blame Facebook by techiemikey · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I agree completely with you that Facebook didn't make people hate him...his own actions did. Unfortunately Jack Thompson might (for once) have something on his side since he's complaining that Facebook didn't remove the hate groups against him (like the now removed "i'll pay someone $50 for a video of you punching Jack Thompson in the face" post) but removed a poll of "Should Obama be shot." I don't think it's unreasonable he found a lawyer to help him on this one.

    2. Re:Can't blame Facebook by Red+Cape · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Threats against the president's life are a serious criminal offense. Someone making a video game about punching a well known figure in the face repeatedly is perfectly legal.

    3. Re:Can't blame Facebook by wild_quinine · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's unreasonable he found a lawyer to help him on this one.

      Legally speaking, there may be some leeway there. But what kind of lawyer would take on a borderline frivolous case filed by a man disbarred for bad practice including, but not limited to, the malicious use of frivolous lawsuits? Any reasonable lawyer would need a rock solid case before they'd touch that, given the nature of their client, and his history.

      With that in mind, it may not be unreasonable for him to have found a lawyer, but there's a better than even chance he's hired an unreasonable lawyer.

    4. Re:Can't blame Facebook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really don't see the distinction between a bunch of kids inciting a minor assault on a minor figure and deliberate incitement of assassination of the President of the United States and of civil unrest? Who are you, Jack Thompson?

    5. Re:Can't blame Facebook by noundi · · Score: 1

      I agree completely with you that Facebook didn't make people hate him...his own actions did. Unfortunately Jack Thompson might (for once) have something on his side since he's complaining that Facebook didn't remove the hate groups against him (like the now removed "i'll pay someone $50 for a video of you punching Jack Thompson in the face" post) but removed a poll of "Should Obama be shot." I don't think it's unreasonable he found a lawyer to help him on this one.

      Excuse my european ignorance for not understanding. But is it illegal to hate people in the US? If not, is it illegal to form groups sharing the same hate? Please before anybody answers, I'm not referring to hate crimes, which infact doesn't tend to be about the hate, but rather what actions people have taken against eachother. Basically I understand that shouting "nigger" and hitting a black person is illegal, but is it illegal to tell that same person: "I hate you. Infact I've formed a group and we all hate you. It has nothing to do with your heritage, but with the choices you have made in life that have affected me."
       
      If there has been threats made towards him then it's not even up for debate, no matter what kind of an asshole he is, it's not fair to make illegal threats to him or anyone. If he truly wants redemption he should sue those who have threatened or urged others to harm him illegaly. Still Facebook was merely a tool in this case. If I call you and threaten you, can you then sue your phone company? And if it's more about Facebook not preventing/correcting this when having the knowledge that this is occuring I'll paint another more relative scenario. Hypothetically, if your phone company knows that I am going to call you and threaten you, and they choose to not block that call, is it then justified to sue the phone company at hand?

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    6. Re:Can't blame Facebook by techiemikey · · Score: 1

      I believe the hate groups themselves are perfectly legal. It's the things said in them such as offers to pay people who have video of punching Jack Thompson that he is suing that facebook hasn't taken down yet. And I would say no, the phone company is not responsible. Jack Thompson would apparently say yes.

    7. Re:Can't blame Facebook by techiemikey · · Score: 1

      I see the difference. Jack Thompson doesn't.

    8. Re:Can't blame Facebook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone making a video game about punching a well known figure in the face repeatedly is perfectly legal.

      A video. Not a video game.

      Although I would probably be inclined to fork out $50 for that video, too.

    9. Re:Can't blame Facebook by Mattskimo · · Score: 2, Informative

      Facebook didn't remove the hate groups against him (like the now removed "i'll pay someone $50 for a video of you punching Jack Thompson in the face" post)

      The one example given in TFA has now been removed, either by the author or by Facebook. It is, however, a moot point as Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act of 1996 states: "No provider or user of an interactive computer service shall be treated as the publisher or speaker of any information provided by another information content provider." Therefore Facebook have no real legal responsibility to do anything about it. Facebook would be down within days if it were forced to remove every possible defamatory comment one of its users posted.

    10. Re:Can't blame Facebook by MiniMike · · Score: 1

      Excuse my european ignorance for not understanding. But is it illegal to hate people in the US?

      Firstly, IANAL. I think it's not illegal, but I could sue you for suggesting it. I wouldn't stand a Jack Thompson's chance of winning, and it might be 'dismissed with prejudice' (meaning I would have to pay you, or could be countersued for being an asshat). Just hating is not illegal, but as you pointed out threatening is. It's not the phone company's position to block calls, but if they had given out an unlisted number, or you called and said you want to threaten someone what's their number? then they might have some liability. Again, IANAL.

    11. Re:Can't blame Facebook by corbettw · · Score: 1

      But what kind of lawyer would take on a borderline frivolous case filed by a man disbarred for bad practice including, but not limited to, the malicious use of frivolous lawsuits?

      One who isn't afraid of the occasional 11b sanction.

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    12. Re:Can't blame Facebook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      The difference is that threatening the current (and perhaps past as well?) President of the US is a FEDERAL OFFENSE, and that poll could possibly be considered as a threat. I know it's weak, but those folks in the Secret Service take that stuff VERY seriously. They have to. It's their job, and honestly, they don't want to risk blowing off one "threat" because it "just looked like a harmless wacko" and then have shots fired at the president in line with what that "harmless wacko" said.

      I suspect that is why the Obama poll was removed quickly. There's a huge difference between a federal offense and potentially irritating a known irritant (Jack Thompson).

      Posted AC so Mr. Thompson doesn't try to sue me.

      The CAPTCHA is "synapse". I think Mr. Thompson needs a few more.

    13. Re:Can't blame Facebook by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      I tend to side with you on this one, I don't know the law that well, and think he might actually have something, if this were someone else, let's say a teenager or something, cyber-bullying and all, might be a lawsuit here, but we will just have to wait and see.

    14. Re:Can't blame Facebook by Custard+Horse · · Score: 1

      In the UK an 'asshat application' can always be defeated by the 'chewbacca defence'. And with no come-backs. The beauty of case law and an unwritten constitution...

    15. Re:Can't blame Facebook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But is it illegal to hate people in the US? If not, is it illegal to form groups sharing the same hate?

      Nope.

      We've got plenty of asshat wack-job inbred racist groups wandering around here and there. Falls under a combination of freedom of speech and religious freedom.
      But they have to be pretty careful about how they say what they say. They can get away with excluding minorities from their groups under religious grounds but they have to be very cautious in terms of advocating violence. They can say stuff like "Black people are blah blah blah" but if they say "Go hang a darkie" and someone does it they can get hammered for incitement.

      But it's not really different from more prominant hate groups like most of the "Christian" churces- in that example they can say "Gay people will burn in hell" or "Jews killed Christ and are eternally damned" or "Non-Christians are in league with Satan" or "If you support abortion you're a murdering devil worshiper" but if they say "Go beat up a queer" or "You should blow up an abortion clinic" they can be charged under various laws depending on the situation.

    16. Re:Can't blame Facebook by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      Basically I understand that shouting "nigger" and hitting a black person is illegal,

      Note, by the way, that hitting a black person without shouting "nigger" is illegal.

      Come to that, hitting anyone, whether or not you shout "nigger" is illegal, no matter the race creed, color or national origin of your chosen punching bag. It's called "battery"....

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    17. Re:Can't blame Facebook by noundi · · Score: 1

      Basically I understand that shouting "nigger" and hitting a black person is illegal,

      Note, by the way, that hitting a black person without shouting "nigger" is illegal.

      Come to that, hitting anyone, whether or not you shout "nigger" is illegal, no matter the race creed, color or national origin of your chosen punching bag. It's called "battery"....

      Of course, but without the "nigger" my example wouldn't necessarily be a hate crime, which was the point of the example.

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    18. Re:Can't blame Facebook by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      Of course, but without the "nigger" my example wouldn't necessarily be a hate crime, which was the point of the example.

      My point was that the "hate" element is meaningless, since the act (hitting someone) produces the crime, and the act (hitting someone) is a crime, with or without the hate (calling someone names) being added to the mix.

      Making an act (hitting someone) a worse crime if it is accompanied by name-calling seems perilously close to a First Amendment violation.

      Note, by the by, that name-calling can, in certain circumstances, be a crime in itself (libel or slander are really nothing more than name-calling in public). In the case where the name-calling is a crime, hitting someone in addition produces two crimes....

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    19. Re:Can't blame Facebook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Video, not video game.

    20. Re:Can't blame Facebook by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      No, I don't think he's complaining about that. I think he's complaining that facebook is forcing him to endure negative comments.

      But, apparently, he doesn't want to just log off either.

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    21. Re:Can't blame Facebook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Careful...he might sue Slashdot next.

    22. Re:Can't blame Facebook by PitaBred · · Score: 2, Interesting

      When I was in high school, some dumbasses learned how to send email "anonymously" through like, hotmail or something like that. They sent a threatening letter to Socks. Yes, that Socks. The Clinton's cat. Secret Service showed up a couple days later to have a very long chat with them... I'm not sure of all the details, but I believe they weren't allowed to use computers at school for at least the rest of the year, and were very close to going to jail.

    23. Re:Can't blame Facebook by DM9290 · · Score: 1

      it would take someone to complain before facebook is aware of the group. Since everyone universally hates Jack Thompson, who's gonna complain?

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    24. Re:Can't blame Facebook by SnarfQuest · · Score: 0, Troll

      Only threatss against the Demopcratic president are considered a serious threat. With a Republican president, it's OK to write entire books about killing him.

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    25. Re:Can't blame Facebook by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      I believe the reason that the "name-calling" makes an assault a worse crime is that the intention of the attacker wasn't just to hurt the victim, but also to terrorize other people that are similar to the victim to some way, i.e. "I shot this person because he's X, and I may shoot one of you other X next".

      As for Jack Thompson, wanting people to hurt him obviously isn't a hate crime (in the American legal sense), but actually offering money for someone to attack him would certainly be considered conspiracy to commit battery and/or murder. In the case of a Facebook group, though, there's also the issue of whether or not it was meant as a joke, and whether or not it's obvious that it was meant to be a joke.

    26. Re:Can't blame Facebook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Actually, "should obama be shot" is clearly protected speech. âoeIf they ever make me carry a rifle the first man I want to get in my sight is LBJ.â was fould to be protected speech in Watts vs. United States (1969 SCOTUS). One is a question, the other is rhetorical political hyperbole.

    27. Re:Can't blame Facebook by Eil · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately Jack Thompson might (for once) have something on his side since he's complaining that Facebook didn't remove the hate groups against him

      Hate groups are entitled to the same First Amendment rights as anyone else.

      (like the now removed "i'll pay someone $50 for a video of you punching Jack Thompson in the face" post)

      But threatening or conspiring to threaten someone with physical assault is a crime.

      but removed a poll of "Should Obama be shot."

      Threats or implied threats of assassination of a U.S. President are likewise serious crimes. If the Secret Service hadn't insisted that such a poll be taken down, then they wouldn't be doing their jobs.

      If the Facebook postings are direct physical threats against Thompson, then he has a right to complain, but he's barking up the wrong tree by suing Facebook. As a lawyer, he should know that he's supposed to go after the people who wrote the threats since Facebook has little control over what content people choose to post. Suing someone on Facebook is actually easier than anywhere else on the net, because Facebook totally lacks any form of anonymity. Uncovering the real life identity of someone on Facebook is just a court order away. The only problem is, Thompson knows he'll get a lot more press if he just sues Facebook instead since they're a household name these days.

    28. Re:Can't blame Facebook by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      I believe the reason that the "name-calling" makes an assault a worse crime is that the intention of the attacker wasn't just to hurt the victim, but also to terrorize other people that are similar to the victim to some way, i.e. "I shot this person because he's X, and I may shoot one of you other X next".

      So if I call someone a "dumb son of a bitch" before I shoot him, that means that pretty much every other "dumb son of a bitch" should be terrified that he's next? And would that be a "hate crime"? I suspect not, in both cases, since "hate crimes" don't seem to be about "hate" so much as "perceived racism". Not the same thing at all.

      That may be the reasoning behind "hate crimes", but it's a stupid one. I can just as easily shoot some guy without shouting , even if I hate his guts.

      Note, by the by, that I generally don't shoot people I like, so it can safely be assumed that there is some element of "hate" in any ....

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  6. Violent gamers posting violent messages? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Violent gamers posting violent messages? What did he expect?

  7. Next week: by bcmm · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Jack Thompson Sues Everybody, For No Reason.

    Why is he still going? Don't they make him pay his opponent's costs when he loses? Shouldn't he be broke?

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    1. Re:Next week: by Bicx · · Score: 1

      He's probably hoping he'll win and be able to pay off some of the huge debt he's racked up.

    2. Re:Next week: by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 2, Informative

      Why is he still going? Don't they make him pay his opponent's costs when he loses? Shouldn't he be broke?

      No. You don't automatically pay your opponent's costs when you lose in the U.S. They can ask the judge to grant it, but it doesn't always happen.

    3. Re:Next week: by jimicus · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm not sure the US operates on a "loser (almost) always pays" system.

      The theory is that by not having such a system, it's harder for the big guy to steamroller the little guy by saying "You do realise if you carry on we will apply for costs, and our costs so far have been $X hundred thousand?".

      So instead what happens is they've got a fantastically complicated system whereby the big guy can keep going back to court until the little guy can no longer afford representation in court.

      Note: IANAL, nor am I a merkin.

    4. Re:Next week: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I'm not sure the US operates on a "loser (almost) always pays" system. ...

      So instead what happens is they've got a fantastically complicated system whereby the big guy can keep going back to court until the little guy can no longer afford representation in court.

      As opposed to a system where the little guy might have a solid case but can't risk taking it to court because if he loses the big guy is going to soak him for every cent he's got.

      I suppose if you needed a legal system that tended to keep the peasants in their place a "loser pays" system is just the ticket.

    5. Re:Next week: by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      That's not to say there's no protection for the little guy exactly: the judge has the option of awarding the victorious party attorney's fees, and a lot of judges are willing to give that out if the losing side appears to have been taking advantage of the fact that lawsuits cost money.

      The trouble is that the little guy might have already been driven broke by the attorney's fees before that award can occur, and if the big guy doesn't pay might not even be able to move for contempt. So it's not a perfect remedy unless you have trial lawyers willing to work on contingency (which brings along a whole different set of problems).

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    6. Re:Next week: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If he has a solid case, he'll win. Simple as that. Only in America, where we have a Punishment System instead of a Legal System, it is doubtful someone who is innocent and has a solid case "may not win". American courtrooms are a fucking joke, everybody sneers at us because of our so called "Legal System". I wish someone made something about it already, stop this bullshit litigious society we have.

    7. Re:Next week: by noundi · · Score: 1

      Why is he still going? Don't they make him pay his opponent's costs when he loses? Shouldn't he be broke?

      No. You don't automatically pay your opponent's costs when you lose in the U.S. They can ask the judge to grant it, but it doesn't always happen.

      First, thanks for that info. Second, why would anyone even hesitate to ask for that?

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    8. Re:Next week: by X3J11 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Note: IANAL, nor am I a merkin.

      You're not a pubic wig for women?

      There must be some subtle joke in there that I am completely missing...

    9. Re:Next week: by thisnamestoolong · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't think a "loser always pays" system is the best, but I think that the plaintiff should be heavily penalized if the lawsuit is determined to be frivolous by a jury of his/her peers. There is a big difference between filing a losing lawsuit, and using the court system as a personal vendetta machine. If it is found that any particular lawsuit was frivolous, the plaintiff should be obligated to repay the defendant any court costs incurred, any lost wages, and punitive damages (the amount to be determined by the judge) to repay the unfortunate defendant for their troubles.

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    10. Re:Next week: by digitig · · Score: 1

      Note: IANAL, nor am I a merkin.

      You're not a pubic wig for women?

      There must be some subtle joke in there that I am completely missing...

      It sounds like a perfectly credible statement of fact to me.

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    11. Re:Next week: by beerbear · · Score: 1

      It's a joke on a common pronunciation of 'american'.
      Yeah, I'm a big hit at parties.

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    12. Re:Next week: by corbettw · · Score: 1

      If one party is found, at the end, to have wasted the other party's time in court with needless hearings and motions, the first party can get attorney's fees. I won almost $6000 in fees against my ex-wife because of her shenanigans in an on-going custody fight (not that I think I'll ever see a dime of that money, of course, just because someone owes you money doesn't mean you can actually collect it).

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    13. Re:Next week: by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 1

      In Norway, and most 'loser pays' (but not always depending on if the case was sound), if a company tried to tell the judge they'd used $xxx hundred thousand on lawyers...

      You know what would happen, and has happened? The judge would say; "Find cheaper lawyers next time."

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    14. Re:Next week: by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 1

      The part of 'depending on if the case was sound' was towards the 'loser pays', not the part about finding cheaper lawyers.

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    15. Re:Next week: by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's regional, but I've not ever in my life heard someone actually pronounce American as "merkin". "uhmerkin" maybe a few times, but even that not often.

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    16. Re:Next week: by Spazztastic · · Score: 1

      If one party is found, at the end, to have wasted the other party's time in court with needless hearings and motions, the first party can get attorney's fees. I won almost $6000 in fees against my ex-wife because of her shenanigans in an on-going custody fight (not that I think I'll ever see a dime of that money, of course, just because someone owes you money doesn't mean you can actually collect it).

      Al Sharpton never paid the $345k that he owes in damages for the Tawana Brawley case. Perfect example.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Sharpton#Tawana_Brawley_controversy

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    17. Re:Next week: by Cornelius+the+Great · · Score: 1

      More legal costs. Let's say you were sued and won. Congratulations, you win the lawsuit but now have to pay $20k (hypothetically) in legal fees. You don't feel that's justified, so you countersue for legal damages and lose. Now you owe $40k.

      Lawyers ain't cheap. They bill hundreds of dollars per each hour they spend on your case. Even calling them or emailing and asking a simple legal question can will often result in a hefty bill. I personally witnessed firsthand, and a 20 minute phone call ended up costing $180.

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    18. Re:Next week: by Cornelius+the+Great · · Score: 1

      "Loser always pays" will mean less class-action lawsuits and pro-bono cases. Attorneys don't want to pay each others' fees- they're supposed to be colluding against the rest of us, remember?

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    19. Re:Next week: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Note: IANAL, nor am I a merkin.

      (emphasis mine)

      You are not a pubic wig?

    20. Re:Next week: by thisnamestoolong · · Score: 1

      Did you even read my post? I am not saying that the loser should always pay, only when the lawsuit is deemed to be frivolous by a jury. If a non-frivolous lawsuit is brought to court and fails, the current rules would still apply (usually no penalty, sometimes asked to pick up defendant's court fees).

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    21. Re:Next week: by Cornelius+the+Great · · Score: 1

      I accidentally replied to the wrong post. My reply was meant for GP, not yours.

      My apologies.

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    22. Re:Next week: by baKanale · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the fact that the big guy often has so much money that a few failed lawsuits barely put a dent in their bank account, but the little guy is bankrupted by the attorney's fees for a single suit.

    23. Re:Next week: by greensoap · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure the US operates on a "loser (almost) always pays" system.

      The U.S. does not operate on a loser pays system (except for court costs). Each side bears the cost of his own attorney's fees, except in the rare situation where the court awards attorney fees as part of the judgment. Also, many tort cases are filed on contingent fee structure and in those cases the attorney is paid out of the award, but technically the plaintiff is paying their own fee and merely paying after the fact with money from the award/settlement.

    24. Re:Next week: by noundi · · Score: 1

      More legal costs. Let's say you were sued and won. Congratulations, you win the lawsuit but now have to pay $20k (hypothetically) in legal fees. You don't feel that's justified, so you countersue for legal damages and lose. Now you owe $40k.

      Lawyers ain't cheap. They bill hundreds of dollars per each hour they spend on your case. Even calling them or emailing and asking a simple legal question can will often result in a hefty bill. I personally witnessed firsthand, and a 20 minute phone call ended up costing $180.

      So it's not as simple as:

      They can ask the judge to grant it, but it doesn't always happen.

      There is a actually a process afterwards in which your lawyer needs to attend. Alright got it, but in which cases does one get paid for lawyer costs? Is it when the person suing is clearly out of line? If so then back to my question with a slight variation: why would anyone even hesitate to ask for that when up against Mr. Thompson?

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    25. Re:Next week: by Creepy · · Score: 1

      (not that I think I'll ever see a dime of that money, of course, just because someone owes you money doesn't mean you can actually collect it).

      Amen to that. I currently have four warrants out - three against renters and one against a landlord. Two are standing warrants for unpaid rent, one a standing warrant from 15 years ago for an un-returned damage deposit (she claimed we broke the lease - we did not - she also committed perjury by lying about not having renters immediately after we moved out [they were moving in at the same time I was moving out...], but because we won the case I didn't chase that at the time, which was stupid in hindsight). The last one not only didn't pay rent the last month, but stole the neighbor tenants rent (property is a duplex) and had stolen property in the garage. We found out later that he had been a suspect in 26 other cases of theft but they lacked enough evidence to arrest or convict - they should have something to go on now.

          The sad part is of the two rental properties (both sides of a duplex), one has had perfect renters with no problems and the other has yet to have a good renter (we're hoping #5 works out, even though she was recently laid off - #1 was bad in non-financial ways I'm not going to get into). I did learn that I should always call the police from the city where a resident previously lived in addition to a background check - someone with 19 domestic calls, 26 suspected thefts, and twice suspected in assaults is probably not the best person to have as a renter, even if his rental and criminal history is officially clean (I got the impression that many if not all of the theft cases were open, too).

    26. Re:Next week: by bennomatic · · Score: 1

      Damn, my RAM is full of llamas.

      Your RAM has llamas? Ding dong!

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    27. Re:Next week: by Dhalka226 · · Score: 1

      the plaintiff should be heavily penalized if the lawsuit is determined to be frivolous by a jury of his/her peers.

      That's what judges are for, and they already have that power. They can 1) declare the lawsuit to be frivolous, 2) dismiss the suit with prejudice and 3) order Rule 11 sanctions against the litigant or the attorney who brought the suit.

      Unfortunately, the US is a country that considers you to have a constitutional right to sue. (I'm honestly not sure where it comes from, but I believe it stems from the 7th Amendment; if you have a right to a jury trial if you sue for $20 or more the intimation would be that you first had the right to sue for that $20.) That makes it harder to dismiss cases out of hand. Rule 11 sanctions are extremely rare, far more rare than they probably should be. I don't know what the solution is to judges being reluctant to use a power they already possess.

    28. Re:Next week: by radio4fan · · Score: 1

      '..nor am I a merkin' => '...nor am I american'

  8. Opinions - People are entitled by realsilly · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I really hope this Lawsuit is thrown out, simply because people are entitle to their opinions of this guy and what he stands for. He seems to forget that he's on some sort of one man crusade to fight computer game industry, and puts himself out there ans is not ready to be scrutinized for what he believes in. These individuals are using the tools provided to them to voice their opinions. We still have that right to free speech. I have not read these posts, and nor do I want to, thus the beauty of the Net. Now that Mr. Thompson has advertised that these posts exists, he's drawing national attention to them and may find that more people agree with the angry posts rather than his points.

    I don't necessarily agree with vial and viscious things but people will do what people will do.

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    1. Re:Opinions - People are entitled by MRe_nl · · Score: 1

      "I don't necessarily agree with vial and viscious"
      Me nether!
      It's file and fishes indead.
      Please won't somebody think of the Atari 2600.

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    2. Re:Opinions - People are entitled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Opinions, yes, but not incitements to violence.

      It's easy to rile people up, and it's too likely there's a David Chapman or Eric Rudolph type out there who will be motivated to action by the rhetoric.

      Threats against the President of the US are expressly illegal. Threats against others are ill advised because they are legally actionable as assault.

  9. Might as well sue himself by FrostDust · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think Jack Thompson's caused more harm to "Jack Thomspon" than any other entity possibly could.

    1. Re:Might as well sue himself by bcmm · · Score: 4, Funny

      Jack Thompson is clearly part of the murderous conspiracy of video game manufacturers, paid to destroy Jack Thompson's reputation. Jack Thompson should sue Jack Thompson for a bajillion dollars.

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    2. Re:Might as well sue himself by selven · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I wouldn't be surprised if the video game companies are paying him to make the anti-video-game movement look (even more) like a bunch of fools.

    3. Re:Might as well sue himself by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Why pay him when he does such a good job of being crazy without any incentive? The "moral" incentive he has is more powerful than any amount of money, at least as far as he's concerned.

    4. Re:Might as well sue himself by selven · · Score: 1

      How do we know that he's genuinely crazy? They could have been paying him all these years to fake his moral imperative.

    5. Re:Might as well sue himself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DON'T! TOUCH! JIMMY!

  10. Get over it by lyinhart · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Angry comments by gamers on Facebook? Gamers, get over it. The man's just a litigious nut who hasn't got anything successfully banned in the United States. Saying bad stuff about him only gives him more ammo to criticize and sue companies with. Don't worry, Jack Thompson isn't going to get between you and Grand Theft Auto 19 or Halo X Spin-off.

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  11. Forty million? by Max+Romantschuk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Living in a country where you can't sue people for amounts like forty million dollars for Facebook postings sounds, well, friggin ridiculous.

    I wonder how much just keeping the legal system running and churning through all these cases costs in tax dollars for a US citizen...

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    1. Re:Forty million? by Leebert · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Living in a country where you can't sue people for amounts like forty million dollars for Facebook postings sounds, well, friggin ridiculous.

      It sounds ridiculous in America, too.

    2. Re:Forty million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah - makes me feel happy I live in Europe (sorry, guys - it's true :| )

    3. Re:Forty million? by hedwards · · Score: 1

      You can sue for any amount you like here, pretty much, however getting it is another matter. Depending upon jurisdiction you might have to prove the damages or get some judicial buy in on that and some amounts are so large as to be unconstitutional. Then there's the part about actually collecting, which isn't necessarily easy as some types of wealth and income can't be garnished. That's who OJ was living such a lavish lifestyle up until his arrest and subsequent conviction.

    4. Re:Forty million? by chill · · Score: 1

      The number is pulled out of a hat, and has no bearing on what you'd receive if you actually win.

      For example, Dalton Chiscolm sued Bank of America in August for "1,784 billion, trillion dollars." over bad customer service. The case is still pending, as the judge gave him some time to adjust his filing to something more in lines with LESS money than exists in the world.

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    5. Re:Forty million? by Zordak · · Score: 1

      I wonder how much just keeping the legal system running and churning through all these cases costs in tax dollars for a US citizen...

      Not that much, actually. While they are highly visible, these types of ridiculous, frivolous lawsuits are actually a pretty small minority of court cases. One of my law school professors did an analysis one time for a law review article, and if I remember correctly, a plurality (possibly even a majority) of filings were contract cases (i.e., companies suing companies). But those don't get all the press.

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    6. Re:Forty million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can sue for any amount you like here, pretty much, however getting it is another matter. Depending upon jurisdiction you might have to prove the damages or get some judicial buy in on that and some amounts are so large as to be unconstitutional. Then there's the part about actually collecting, which isn't necessarily easy as some types of wealth and income can't be garnished. That's who OJ was living such a lavish lifestyle up until his arrest and subsequent conviction.

      There is no such thing as an unconstitutionally large award in a civil suit. You sue, you ask for damages of whatever amount, and the judge or jury (depending on the type of case, settlement, etc.) decides if, and how much, to actually award.
      The protection against unreasonably large penalties only applies to criminal law where you are actually being prosecuted, as opposed to being sued by a private party.

      Living in a country where you can't sue people

      That's too bad. Sucks when you have no legal recourse. I agree that there are often lawsuits with stupid amounts of claimed damages but the other option is that you could potentially be damaged by someone and not be able to recoup the full amount of your losses. I would rather have the award amount dictated by a group of people who have examined the specific situation as opposed to a faceless government office that pre-determines how much you can be awarded.

    7. Re:Forty million? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > ...a plurality (possibly even a majority) of filings were contract cases
      > (i.e., companies suing companies).

      A large majority, probably, with most being settled out of court. The court's participation in such cases typically consists of accepting some routine filings and perhaps a hearing or two before a magistrate.

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    8. Re:Forty million? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > Living in a country where you can't sue people for amounts like forty million
      > dollars...

      So if someone owes you forty million dollars there you can do nothing to collect it?

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  12. he's right ! by Atreide · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Jack Thompson [said] that the social networking site harmed him by not removing angry postings made by Facebook gamers."

    "Jack Thompson [argued] that the game caused violent behavior."

    Seems to me these angry postings prooved his cause
    by showing game caused violent behavior.

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    1. Re:he's right ! by Sj0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You have a different definition of violent than I do.

      "Oh, I know what I'll do! I'll beat the tar out of him! NO! Better! I'll post an angry message to his facebook page! Why, he'll be so upset he'll start to cry! That's way better than beating the tar out of him!"

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    2. Re:he's right ! by ratinox · · Score: 1

      Funnily enough, there are other things that can cause angry or violent behaviour, including - but not limited to - being a vexatiously litigant jerkwad.

  13. Jack Thompson should be disbarred. by Xpendable · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Jack Thompson should be disbarred. His lawsuits are nothing but frivelous and a waste of tax payer money. He must have blown all his money that he earned from his tv show and now needs to keep filing idiotic lawsuits in hte hopes to make money for his ridiculous lifestyle. This guy should be disbarred and then he should be exiled from our country.

    1. Re:Jack Thompson should be disbarred. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was disbarred.

    2. Re:Jack Thompson should be disbarred. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh... he WAS disbarred, over a year ago. It is even mentioned in the article itself. And everyone posting a comment in response to a slashdot post reads the article first, right?

    3. Re:Jack Thompson should be disbarred. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was disbarred. Last year. Sept 25, 2008. I think it should be a national holiday. Call it national ass-hat day. Everyone goes home and cracks open a copy of GTA or some FPS and uses it as a 'murder simulator'.

      Damn, Should have called in gamer last friday.

    4. Re:Jack Thompson should be disbarred. by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      He WAS disbarred.

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    5. Re:Jack Thompson should be disbarred. by Jaysyn · · Score: 3, Informative

      He was disbarred in Florida & had his license to practice law removed in Alabama.  I'm not sure how those two things differ, but there you have it.

      http://kotaku.com/5054772/jack-thompson-disbarred

      http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/668/668351p1.html

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    6. Re:Jack Thompson should be disbarred. by jockeys · · Score: 1

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    7. Re:Jack Thompson should be disbarred. by wastedlife · · Score: 1

      Hopefully someone in the know will reply to this, but I believe the difference between being disbarred and having your license removed are this:

      Disbarring: Being a sysadmin, I'd liken the bar to a certification, such as one from Cisco or CompTIA, but with it being required to practice law. Being disbarred would mean that you would not be allowed to practice law in that state, and bar associations in other states may not allow you to take the test there.

      License revocation: If your license to practice law is removed in a state, your bar standing may apply, and another state may accept your bar certification, even if you are not allowed to practice in the state where you passed the bar exam.

      Again, I am not a lawyer, and this is just what I believe might be the difference. Please correct me if I am mistaken.

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    8. Re:Jack Thompson should be disbarred. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was disbarred in Florida & had his license to practice law removed in Alabama. I'm not sure how those two things differ, but there you have it.

      http://kotaku.com/5054772/jack-thompson-disbarred

      http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/668/668351p1.html

      Why haven't we instated a gamers holiday to commemorate such wonderous events? We could have it like the guy fawkes effigy burning that they do in Brittan. At least have a minor ceremony at PAX or some sort of comemoration!

    9. Re:Jack Thompson should be disbarred. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am not a lawyer, but the following is how I understand it.

      Each court or set of courts has a bar, which is the group of people the court recognizes as being allowed to petition the court, and make arguments on behalf of another. Being a member of the bar of a court makes one an "officer of the court" in many places. Such a person may be called a barrister, especially in Countries like the UK that have a tradition of separating a lawyers roles.

      To add the the confusion, there are organizations known as bar associations. In some places, these are mandatory organizations for lawyers, and are in effect a part of the court system, being effectively equivlent to the bar of the court.

      In other places, bar associations are optional, and for our purposes may be ignored, except to note that kicking a member out could still be called disbarment, although that might not have any effect, unless the courts recognize such disbarment as grounds for disbarment from the court's bar.

      Technically speaking, disbarment from the bar of the court is revocation of the right to represent others in the court. It would not prevent a lawyer from performing out of court functions. The out of court role is traditionally known as a solicitor. Solicitors may draft legal documents, provide legal advice, help plan a lawsuit, or just about anything a lawyer does that does not involve interaction with the court.

      Having a law license revoked results in the person no longer being legal a lawyer. The status of such a person is the same as anybody else who graduated law school (or otherwise has become sufficiently knowledgeable in the law), but has not obtained a law license. (Perhaps by not having taken or passed the bar exam.) One difference is that a person with a law license revoked is likely to not be permitted to apply for a new license.

      However, please keep in mind that some states or countries may have sufficiently confused the various concepts to the point where disbarment is equivalent to license revocation, or other oddities.

    10. Re:Jack Thompson should be disbarred. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He had what's called 'pro hac vice' status for the Alabama case, which basically means "we're letting your out-of-state license work here for this one case". So when the judge revoked his pro hac vice, he could no more represent on that case than he could any other in Alabama.

  14. If anyone considers posting angry comments on /... by vchoy · · Score: 1, Informative

    ....Jack Thompson has already threatened Slashdot with a US$100 million lawsuit, saying that if the "news for nerd" site does not filter and removing any angry postings made by its' members.....

  15. Re:If anyone considers posting angry comments on / by elnyka · · Score: 1

    ....Jack Thompson has already threatened Slashdot with a US$100 million lawsuit, saying that if the "news for nerd" site does not filter and removing any angry postings made by its' members.....

    Good luck with that.

  16. Punitive Damages by jimmyfrank · · Score: 1

    "Well, would it be possible to sue you people?" "Sue me? Why would you sue me? What are talking about?" "Punitive damages." "Yeah, but why would you sue me?" "I don't know, sue everybody!" -Sol Rosenberg

    1. Re:Punitive Damages by PotatoFiend · · Score: 1

      Full audio here. ;-)

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  17. Just another day in the life... by dyingtolive · · Score: 1

    This just in, angry crackpot won't piss off and die already. Next!

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  18. What can we do to help Jack? by OrangeTide · · Score: 2, Funny

    Our right to free speech is a serious burden for this man, what can we do to ease his suffering?

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    1. Re:What can we do to help Jack? by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Well, you either abolish free speech nationwide or you make arrangements to get him residence in a country which is quite happy to silence people on the whim of someone powerful.

      I believe Zimbabwe should fit the bill quite nicely.

    2. Re:What can we do to help Jack? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I was thinking more along the lines of euthanasia.

    3. Re:What can we do to help Jack? by Gandalf_Greyhame · · Score: 1

      I was thinking more along the lines of euthanasia.

      I'm pretty sure that the youth-in-asia would also be quite annoyed with his attempts to ban games

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    4. Re:What can we do to help Jack? by Twyst3d · · Score: 1

      If jack thompson moves to Zimbabwe we should start a pay pal donation to pay a local to tie him up in front of a massive media center with all consoles and PCs and force him to watch every game ever made played from beginning to end. Every single game ever made.

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  19. How can anyone be this dumb? by Capsy · · Score: 0

    Wow, this guy is a total sissy. If he really thinks he can win this lawsuit, then he is sorely mistaken. Here's why. Facebook claims no ownership of anything said on Facebook, much like slashdot. In fact, Facebook's only guidelines really are simply no pornography/racism. Seeing as this doesn't include slander/libel (whichever fits, cannot remember which is which anymore), Facebookers are free to say anything they want. Facebook's only real obligation is to report anything that could be of concern to the Department of Homeland Security. Now, being that Facebook is such a big thing right now amongst people with both no social life and people with huge social lives, I'm going to go ahead and say Facebook is going to win this one. Good for you Facebook, but you're still a website for attention starved assholes. Anyways, when Jack Thompson made his claim against GTA and it's publisher, he HAD to know he was going to piss people off. Congratulations Jack, you're famous, but you're an idiot.

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  20. The Difference between a Troll and a real Monster by djdavetrouble · · Score: 5, Insightful

    He's just a really skilled troll, and everyone always falls for him.

    I would have to disagree, a troll is aware of his/her trolling, it is intentional.
    Jack is like a troll, except for the fact that he is dead serious, and there is no "lol, trolled".
    He really would restrict your rights and regulate the hell out of video games and the
    rest of the online world that in his eyes is destroying the morals of America.

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  21. December, 2009: Jack Thompson sues self by noidentity · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Jack Thompson has sued Facebook [...] saying that the social networking site harmed him by not removing angry postings made by Facebook gamers. [...] Thompson is best know for bringing suit against [...] arguing that the game caused violent behavior.

    A few months from now, he'll be suing himself, arguing that he caused violent behavior.

  22. oops by Syntroxis · · Score: 1

    Watchout /. people are saying disparaging things about this nut case here!

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  23. I think he's trying to beat this guy by selven · · Score: 1
    1. Re:I think he's trying to beat this guy by ubercam · · Score: 1

      Man, that gave me and my co-workers an excellent great start to the day today.

      Best list ever! Funny as hell.

  24. If I... by C_Kode · · Score: 1

    If I post on here that I would pay someone $50 to punch Jack Thompson in the face, would that cause him to sue Slashdot for $40m? :)

    1. Re:If I... by LordAndrewSama · · Score: 4, Funny

      Somebody should make a flash game of violently beating jack thompson and post that online. :D

    2. Re:If I... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I post on here that I would pay someone $50 to punch Jack Thompson in the face, would that cause him to sue Slashdot for $40m? :)

      How about if I offer to pay $50 to somebody who succeeds in paying $50 to somebody else for punching Jack Thompson in the face?

      Violent games create violent people, Strategy games create strategists... Hey, maybe JT's onto something after all... ;)

    3. Re:If I... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      newgrounds and albino black sheep we're lookin' at you.

    4. Re:If I... by Narnie · · Score: 1

      No, it should be a game where you are Jack Thompson-- the goals being:
      1. File as many frivolous lawsuits as possible without getting disbarred.
      2. Don't get your ass kicked by angry gamers coming after you.
      I see it as a survival FPS type game--but instead of your main mission of shooting zombies/demons/aliens/bad guys, you're compulsively filing lawsuits.

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    5. Re:If I... by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      Well, I can't give you a Flash game, but I can give you this:

      I'm O.K. - A Murder Simulator

      Starring everyone's favourite crackpot!

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    6. Re:If I... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I'm_O.K_-_A_Murder_Simulator

      Close enough.
      AFAIK, Mr. Thompson makes a cameo appearance in it.

  25. Re:If anyone considers posting angry comments on / by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is my personal OPINION that blocking a person's ability to openly express his or hers OPINION is only an action a person or persons would do who may or may not be the product of interspecies breeding or possible breeding too close to one of too similair genetic makeup.

    I would hate to suffer the actions of such a person or persons.

  26. Its not like by nimbius · · Score: 1

    this guy may even get the chance to see a judge. He's been disbarred, and his legacy is one of contempt for the US Legal system.

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  27. What we need by WCMI92 · · Score: 1

    Is tort and legal system reform...

    Proven batshit crazy nutjobs like Jack Thompson should be banned from filing lawsuits himself and should have a sane person appointed on his behalf to judge as to whether or not to file a suit.

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    1. Re:What we need by m.ducharme · · Score: 1

      That in itself wouldn't be enough to reform tort law. Here in Ontario judges have the power to declare a person a "vexatious litigant", but it's used rarely. Your day in court is as fundamental a freedom as the freedom of speech, and judges are very wary of taking it away from people. We studied one case last year where a guy (I think he was a paralegal) filed over 70 suits before eventually someone even moved to have him declared a vexatious litigant.

      I think if you want to reform the tort system, you need to start with things like eliminating double- and treble-damages awards, statutory damages awards like the copyright damages award system, and the like; they provide too much incentive to litigants. In Ontario the general rule (with exceptions) is that you have to prove your actual damages, and you get your actual damages, period. This would bring down the giant damages awards. Next would be to look at awarding costs more often to the winner of the case, and to set up costs-awards rules to encourage settlement. For example, here in Ontario, if the defendant offers, say $50k, and the plaintiff rejects it and wins $40k at trial, the plaintiff (the winner) has to pay the defendant's (loser) costs from the date the offer was made.

      These would be a good start (but not perfect, Ontario is in need of tort reform as well).*

      *note that I'm throwing these out as possible ideas, not as a criticism of the US justice system, which I don't know that much about. Some of these ideas may already be implemented in some states (for example, I'm pretty sure that not all states have double- and triple-indemnity rules).

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  28. Facebook Lacks Liability by Secret+Agent+Man · · Score: 1

    Even if the suit itself had merit (which it does not), I highly doubt Facebook would be held liable for what its users say or do (even a expert in the article says this). This is just another attempt by our favorite lawyer to get in the news again. Well, I guess he succeeded somewhat.

  29. Quick /. by immortalpob · · Score: 3, Funny

    Delete all these comments before Jack reads them or you are totally getting sued!

    1. Re:Quick /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm going to sue you for $40 million dollars for that comment!

  30. Sponge Bob censored best by realsilly · · Score: 1

    For those of you who know the Sponge Bob cartoon, you're familiar with the episode where Sponge Bob sees some graffite on a Garbage bin outside the restaurant. When he read the statements allowed, the foul words were the sounds of dolphins. I'd personnally love a few facebook comments to inject the dolphin (porpoise) sound bite. It would make me wonder if he would insist on interpretation of such sounds to find out what was being said so he could then turn around an sue people.

    Phhhhhhbbbbtbtttttbtbtbbbtbbtbtbt! Mr Thompson. Ha

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    1. Re:Sponge Bob censored best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When he read the statements allowed,

      It's aloud. For the love of God learn to write properly...

    2. Re:Sponge Bob censored best by realsilly · · Score: 1

      Oops sorry, you are correct.

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    3. Re:Sponge Bob censored best by Thundersnatch · · Score: 1

      Put the bong down, right now. You're not even making sense to the /. crowd.

    4. Re:Sponge Bob censored best by realsilly · · Score: 1

      I disagree, the /. crowd is the most diverse group of people I've spoken with. Their range of knowlege spans well beyond Nerd stuff.

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  31. Is this guy for real? by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 1

    Seriously. Who is pulling his strings??

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  32. The man needs professional help by G3ckoG33k · · Score: 5, Informative

    From a fairly recent Court Order

    "Thompson may petition the Court, but may do so only through the assistance of counsel, whenever such counsel determines that the filing has merit and can be filed in good faith. However, Thompsons frivolous and abusive filings must immediately come to an end. Further, if Thompson submits a filing in violation of this order, he may be subjected to contempt proceedings or other appropriate sanctions. All other pending petitions, motions, and requests for relief filed by Thompson are hereby denied without prejudice."

    After reading that Court Order, I must say that this man needs professional help. No, I am not talking about legal help. The examples provided by the Court are very convincing.

    1. Re:The man needs professional help by NewWorldDan · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, that order only pertains to Flordia, this latest bit of idiocy was filed in federal district court. Still, once he gets himself banninated from federal court, there are 49 other states he can work on. The system does work, but it takes time. Eventually, he'll get banned/fined into submission.

    2. Re:The man needs professional help by Zaphod-AVA · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wow. I've always wondered what the legalese for SHUT THE FUCK UP! was.

    3. Re:The man needs professional help by volpe · · Score: 1

      Substitute "with prejudice" for "without prejudice", and you've got the answer you're looking for.

    4. Re:The man needs professional help by Post-O-Matron · · Score: 1

      No no, this is legalese for STFU. legalese for SHUT THE FUCK UP spans 23 pages.

    5. Re:The man needs professional help by rdnetto · · Score: 1

      I refer you to the case of Arkell v. Pressdram.

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  33. Fastest rejection known to man? by Necroloth · · Score: 1
    Even faster than if Comic Book Guy asked out Jessica Alba?

    but seriously, there must be a first stage screening/review before it's accepted to proceed... right?

    1. Re:Fastest rejection known to man? by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      I don't know about the specific venue he filed in, but the unofficial rule in NH (according to a lawyer relative) was that the judge and court clerk must be able to read your complaint without cracking up for it to go forward.

      In most US jurisdictions, the formal request for an initial review is a "motion to dismiss" (arguing that the case should not go forward on legal or procedural grounds) or a "motion for summary judgment" (arguing that the claim is legal but should not go forward on factual grounds).

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  34. Low Bastard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bottom line: he's a fucking idiot!!!!! My tax dollar going to waste for this crackhead's court cases, just because he's too fucking lazy to get a job like a normal person. This bastard is as low as they come.

    (sorry slashdot, but he might be suing you next for allowing me to post this :D")

  35. Given facebook is largely private by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in as much as you are only telling things to people you know, and presumably would use your mouth to say much the same thing - are you not immune from a lot of this?

    Surely there is something in freedom of speech when it comes to talking to friends..

    I assume these comments were on a "We hate tiresome prick Jack Thompson" type page, so I appreciate this doesn't reflect this article directy.

  36. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

    He really would restrict your rights and regulate the hell out of video games and the
    rest of the online world that in his eyes is destroying the morals of America.

    But can he really believe that? I mean, seriously, most historians and anthropologists would agree that the "morals of America" haven't changed very much in 230+ years. I just don't think people have a problem discerning between video games and reality.

  37. Well... by Mattskimo · · Score: 1

    Surely "Congress shall make no law... abridging the freedom of speech". I realise that there was to violence, the guy offering $50 to anyone who punched Jack Thompson in the face isn't protected but this was removed. He could possibly argue under Gertz v. Robert Welch, Inc. 418 U.S. 323 (1974), (opinions could not be considered defamatory. It is thus permissible to suggest, for instance, that someone is a bad lawyer, but not permissible to falsely declare that the lawyer is ignorant of the law: the former constitutes a statement of values, but the latter is a statement alleging a fact.) that some of the messages posted were statements of facts but any comments about his unfitness to practise would surely be vindicated by his disbarrment anyway? Also since Facebook has no liability for comments posted on it they were going above and beyond what is required of them by law by removing even the incitement to violence. He doesn't really seem to have a leg to stand on.

    1. Re:Well... by agnosticnixie · · Score: 1

      He dared it and even to fall under hate crime law there would have to be a crime in the first place the only crime right now is that a pathological narcissist like Thompson is not seeing a shrink.

  38. Jack Thompson 1990 by LtGordon · · Score: 1

    Once again, Jack Thompson attempts to sweep the concerns of the people under the rug. Why won't Jack Thompson respond to rumors that Jack Thompson raped and murdered a young girl in 1990? Is he afraid of the truth coming out?

    /playingwithfire

  39. but its not libel/slander... by trum4n · · Score: 1

    ...if its TRUE!

  40. Really? by f0rtytw0 · · Score: 1

    They still allow him in court rooms?

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  41. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by foobsr · · Score: 3, Insightful

    most historians and anthropologists would agree that the "morals of America" haven't changed very much in 230+ years

    {{citation needed}}

    CC.

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  42. Mod parent funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Awesome. Thanks for that link :]

  43. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by Bakkster · · Score: 2, Informative

    He really would restrict your rights and regulate the hell out of video games and the rest of the online world that in his eyes is destroying the morals of America.

    But can he really believe that?

    Yes, he really does. It was rap music before it was video games, but he honestly believes they are destroying our moral framework.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Thompson_(attorney)

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  44. Video != Actual Physical Contact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A video. Not a video game.

    Just the same, a video can be made with special effects. No need to actually assault the little f*ckwit (who, like Glenn Beck, still hasn't denied raping and murdering a girl in 199), just do a little green screen punching, mix with a little digital magic using some stock footage of the jackass (extra points for using footage where he has spittle running down his chin during one of his batshit-crazy tirades), and Bob's your uncle.

  45. I believe that is the case? by JSBiff · · Score: 1

    I might be wrong, but wasn't JT disbarred and not allowed to practice law anymore? Wouldn't that mean that his lawsuits would have to be 'prosecuted' by another attorney?

    1. Re:I believe that is the case? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      If you can't practice law, you can still file all you want. You may no longer represent anyone else, but you can always represent yourself. However, there was a court order against him requiring that another lawyer sign anything he submits to the court. They may be able to dismiss this case and hold him in contempt if he violated that order. However, my understanding was that that was essentially the judge disbarring him before he was officially disbarred. Now that he isn't a lawyer, they may actualy be more lenient.

  46. Hook up opportunity by stuntpope · · Score: 1

    Has he been introduced to Orly Taitz? I'm thinking perfect couple!

  47. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by Dotren · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes, he really does. It was rap music before it was video games, but he honestly believes they are destroying our moral framework.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Thompson_(attorney)

    The truly ironic part is that people like him do far more damage to this country than any cultural phenomena they point their fingers at.

    Just imagine if he got his way.. how many of our rights would be trampled and how many would feel oppressed due to someone else's morality being forced upon them?

  48. Ignore him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Why are we still reporting or even caring about this man? Ignore him. He's just trying to get back attention for his crusade. I repeat, ignore him.

  49. Re:Opinions - Whats next, sue Slashdot + world? by dyfet · · Score: 1

    What next for Mr. Thompson, sue Slashdot? Maybe I shouldn't feed potential ideas for that Troll though ;).

  50. "as if he was never disbarred" by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 1

    from Jack Thompson wikipedia article:

    >though as of September 19, 2009 he has stated he intends to resume practicing law as of October 1st as he was 'never disbarred'.

    uh... looks like we need a goodluckwiththat tag, too.

    1. Re:"as if he was never disbarred" by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 1
  51. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by kid_oliva · · Score: 1

    If he was really serious about changes the morals in America, he would do so by helping those in need. In my opinion, people as a whole may listen to the guy who screams the loudest, but they are inspired by the guy doing what they themselves want to do but are either too afraid or too lazy to do.

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  52. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    America(the contry, as in USA) never had any morals. It was build on pillage and destruction or existing culture and then on salvry to bootstrap a new economy.

  53. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by Snaller · · Score: 1

    I don't think your trolls exist.

    A million times i've been accused of being a troll by idiots who don't accept that we can have different opinions.

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  54. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by macshit · · Score: 5, Insightful

    He's just a really skilled troll, and everyone always falls for him.

    I would have to disagree, a troll is aware of his/her trolling, it is intentional. Jack is like a troll, except for the fact that he is dead serious, and there is no "lol, trolled".

    On usenet, the distinction is made between a "troll", and a "netkook"; their behavior is often strikingly similar, except that the former is doing it intentionally to incite reponses, whereas the latter actually believes what he's saying.

    Jack, I gather, is more of a kook than a troll...

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  55. Breaking news... by Chrisq · · Score: 4, Funny

    Breaking news... "Jack Thompson sues Slashdot and OrangeMonkey11 $40M for not removing angry postings about him".

    1. Re:Breaking news... by OrangeMonkey11 · · Score: 1

      LOL

    2. Re:Breaking news... by tuxgeek · · Score: 2, Funny

      OrangeMonkey might be on to something here
      We should all post something fun for Jack Thompson. For example:
      "Jack, may the fleas of 1000 camels infest your bunched undies"

      We all feel better, he doesn't know, everyone's happy ... except jack.
      He can't possibly sue all of us ... well, maybe he can try ... goodluckwiththat

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    3. Re:Breaking news... by Chabil+Ha' · · Score: 3, Funny

      Would that be a reverse class action lawsuit?

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    4. Re:Breaking news... by hydroponx · · Score: 1
      Naa, it's just like any other class action lawsuit the "higher class" is sued by the "lower class"...

      In this case we're just talking about a lower class of human than anyone could have possibly imagined. In my opinion, we should give his body to science... We'd get more use out of it than he seems to be at least :)

    5. Re:Breaking news... by innerweb · · Score: 1

      A classless action lawsuit?

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    6. Re:Breaking news... by ccady · · Score: 1

      "Classless action lawsuit," I believe.

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  56. Two Words.... by aceofspades1217 · · Score: 1
  57. Most ridonkulous by runyonave · · Score: 1

    This guy has to be the most ridiculous human being on the face of this planet. You feel sorry and at the same time despise this guy.

  58. One Word by DynaSoar · · Score: 2, Informative

    Barratry:

    "The act of persistently instigating lawsuits, often groundless ones."

    It's a crime. If anyone was seriously threatened by one of these, they could simply file charges. Facebook is already protected by the law per TFA, as Thompson should be well aware. Being aware and persisting makes it all the more likely he'd be convicted of this, and in each case receive greater fines and/or jail time.

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  59. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by AlmondMan · · Score: 1

    Except, the morals of American have changed very much in the past 230 years. Even stating such a thing as "historians and anthropologists would agree that [they] haven't" is completely absurd. Either you're just a troll or some kind of nutcase who believes the propaganda that is spammed by the US politicians and various groups.
    The founding fathers, for instance, were not religious madmen who thought it was a good idea to have religion play a major role in society. The current leadership is. That's just one thing... now can you name others?

    Silly.

  60. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by dwiget001 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yeap, and before rap music, rock and roll destroyed our moral framework.

    And sometime before rock and roll, swing destroyed our moral framework.

    I am sensing a pattern here.

  61. Well somebody do the right thing by Slagothor · · Score: 0

    It's not violent games that make me mad, It's fucksticks like him. Please somebody kill the stupid fucker and lets be done with it.

  62. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by chaim79 · · Score: 1

    Right, so we've gone from a nation that puts the ten commandments in four different places in the supreme court building, and other references to God in the architecture of the Library of Congress, the White House,and the Jefferson Memorial, to a country that bans prayer in school. From a country founded by the Puritans (even I would consider extreme conservatives) to a country slowly state-by-state legalizing gay marriage and has a thriving and pervasive porn industry. I'd say the Morals of America have greatly changed since it's founding.

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  63. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by jeffasselin · · Score: 4, Funny

    This new rock throwing game is destroying our caveman morality! We must stop it and only allow the throwing of rocks in the time-honored ritual fashion of our tribe!

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  64. Don't feed the trolls by Stregano · · Score: 0

    Come on, as everybody knows who posts anywhere on any message board the number one rule: Don't feed the trolls.

    He is just a big enough troll to bring it out of immature flame wars and into a court room.

    Yes, we all know he is dumb, but if you feed the trolls, they will want more. Just ignore him. Obviously nobody likes him. He got disbarred, which means that is how much people enjoy his presence.

    As long as we pay attention to him he will not stop. I stopped caring about Jack Thompson once he got disbarred. He lost hiw little war he started once that happened. I say let the man die his slow painful death, which is exactly what is happening right now, but don't give him reason to continue doing it.

    Turn the other cheek and just ignore the troll.

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  65. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by mcgrew · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Jack is like a troll

    It's just rumor, but someone told me that he had his name changed to "Thompson" from "Golf". His name used to be Jack Golf.

  66. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by i_ate_god · · Score: 1

    Oh I can, I can!

    THE BIKINI

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  67. Ready... aim... fire! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am sooooo going to blast him on Facebook this afternoon! What fun!

  68. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by ilovegeorgebush · · Score: 1

    Aye, people don't like change.

    Yet we knew that, and we're still astonished?

  69. Die in a fire anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "In his court filing, Thompson says he's been harassed ever since the 60 Minutes episode. His house has been shot at, his car vandalized, and he's had "sex aid devices sent to his home." At night, he has to take his phone off the hook to keep from being awakened by angry callers."

    All I can say here is, don't make an ass of yourself and expect to not make enemies, EVERYONE knows that, from political leaders to gang members. If you can't take the heat of doing what you believe in, damn well keep out of it.

    as for this quote: "Unlike our President, Thompson does not have the Secret Service to protect him."

    That's because your continued survival does not benefit anyone, anywhere, ever.

  70. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by Creepy · · Score: 1

    well I'm sure he's had his undies in a wad because Australia banned Left for Dead 2 and the US did not. For a country that was essentially a British prison colony (to non-aboriginals) for over 100 years, you'd think they would be more lax than other countries, but nope... of course, parts of the US were British prison colonies, too, but the number of people sent was vastly dwarfed by the number sent to Australia. Still, coincidence...?

  71. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by Zencyde · · Score: 1

    For the better, of course. Who needs all that witch-burning hooey?

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  72. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe you are half-right. Jack Thompson is dead serious, but, like a "troll", he acts intentionally to rile people-up.

    Like a troll, the real purpose of Thompson's actions differ from the face-value intent of his actions. Thompson fully understands that his lawsuits will fail. Like a troll, he files them to gain notoriety. A troll is satisfied with yanking your chain. Quite unlike a troll, however, Thompson uses his notoriety to advance a cause. But that cause is advanced, if at all, outside of court and in the media.

    Because notoriety is Thompson's only power, it behooves Slashdot, et al., to stop feeding that power. It should do so by rejecting all stories about Thompson unless he actually appears to be accomplishing something.

  73. Hey Jack, you're a tool. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey Jack, you're a fucking tool....Though IANAL, I do believe that several states (California being one) have laws about abuse of the legal system and filing frivilous lawsuits.

    I would say "quit while you're ahead Jack," but that wouldn't make any sense, so I guess I'll say, "quit before you sink even lower than being disbarred."

  74. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by s4m7 · · Score: 1

    Pot, cocaine and heroin used to be legal. You could own people. Gentlemen were expected to wear hats when in public, and remove them indoors.

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  75. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by rnj · · Score: 1

    Oh they exist. rlm in the baseball world (on usenet) would be a good example. But people are far too quick to cry troll.

  76. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by ShadowRangerRIT · · Score: 2, Funny

    Clearly all that felon blood makes them more susceptible to the violent, drug using influence of video games!

    It's a joke people, chill out.

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  77. Is there anyone small enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to actually *be* an ass hat?

    I.e. a hat where someone's head is placed between the buttocks?

    Because if there isn't then maybe there's some subtle joke I'm missing when people call others "an asshat".

  78. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by s4m7 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'd say the Morals of America have greatly changed since it's founding.

    Yeah, I miss the old days of witch-burning, slavery, and industrial child labor, too. /p

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  79. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by ShadowRangerRIT · · Score: 4, Interesting

    X (where X is a country more than two hundred years old) never had any morals. It was built on pillage and destruction of existing culture and then on slavery to bootstrap a new economy.

    Fixed that for you (both the semantics and the syntax). Every country on the planet was built by the "winners," who almost always displaced prior inhabitants. Virtually every country (less than a couple hundred years old anyway) featured slavery (or a closely related form of cheap labor extracted involuntarily) at some point. No, that doesn't make it right, but as Dr. King said "the arc of the moral universe is long but it bends towards justice." We aren't perfect, but at least we seem to be getting better.

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  80. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by ShadowRangerRIT · · Score: 1

    Correction: Virtually every country (more than a couple hundred years old anyway) featured slavery (or a closely related form of cheap labor extracted involuntarily) at some point.

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  81. Follow the Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate to be Socratic, but I think the answers to these questions are instructive.

    1) Who / What financially enables Jack Thompson to do what he does from the confines of his posh Coral Gables home?
    2) Could Jack Thompson afford to do what he does absent such means of support?
    3) Could pressure be applied to the source of his support? (i.e., his enabler)
    4) Who / what supports his enabler?
    5) Could pressure be applied to his enabler's supporter?
    6) Why hasn't pressure been applied to his enabler's supporter?

  82. Let's All Sue Jack Thompson by The+Angry+Mick · · Score: 1

    After all, he did say playing violent video games caused violent behavior and I, for one, feel that his baseless and unproven accusations have damaged the reputations of millions of gamers. Furthermore, his actions have surely caused some undue pain and suffering to the economic models of the gaming industry itself.

    I'm thinking $43,000,000 ought to make me feel a little bit better about myself after being presented by Mr. Thompson as ticking time bomb of Grand Theft Auto induced homicidal intent.

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  83. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by jcr · · Score: 4, Informative

    a country founded by the Puritans

    Bullshit. One colony out of fifteen was founded by Puritans. Virginia was already doing quite well by the time those idiots landed in Massachusetts and damn near starved themselves to death with their idiotic collective farming scheme.

    This mythology of the Puritans "founding the country" is progressive-era propaganda.

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  84. You don't really believe that, do you? by Attack+DAWWG · · Score: 5, Insightful

    to a country that bans prayer in school.

    Prayer is not banned in school. Kids can pray all they want. Government-forced prayer is banned in school. For some reason that gets conservatives so mad you would think they were about to bust an artery.

    1. Re:You don't really believe that, do you? by jbezorg · · Score: 1

      For some reason that gets conservatives so mad you would think they were about to bust an artery.

      Well... being a little tongue-in-cheek

      Conservatives keep accusing liberals of treating Obama like Jesus. In a public school, some children are prompted by some commie liberal to sing praise to Obama so that's kinda like prayer in public school right? Fair middle ground?

      Now, on a serious note, assume that the conservatives are correct and that the public school was out of line pushing a political viewpoint onto children where they had no right to do so. That the responsibility should fall to the realm of the parents.

      I would put it them then that, like politics, so too does education in a religious viewpoints fall to the parents and is their responsibility and not one a public school should undertake. Seems fair and reasonable to me.

      However, I am constantly reminded that you cannot reason someone out of a position that they were not reasoned into.

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    2. Re:You don't really believe that, do you? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      The last two dozen or so lawsuits over prayer in school revolved around students voluntarily praying and a principle saying grace or asking another teacher to at a after school private dinner. They were facing criminal charges for it. The only students present were members of the culinary program who volunteered to create the dinner and serve the food.

      If it was just Government-forced prayer, it would be one thing. But having to defend against ACLU lawsuits because a teacher steps in with a group of kids already meeting at a flag pole for prayer or when a principle asks someone to bless the dinner at a private function is fucking ridiculous. It's fucking ridiculous when schools are abandoning learning the pledge of elegance because it mentions god in the wording. It's ridiculous when Christmas plays performed by the students that depict nothing more then the secular notion of Santa Clause or the singing of Christmas carols are banned because of a quasi connection to a religious holiday.

      You are obviously either ignorant of what has happened and do not understand what they are considering government forced prayer (common, a school teacher at a private dinner function faced criminal charges for giving thanks for his meal) or your purposely misstating what is going on in some attempt to ignore the outrage over it.

    3. Re:You don't really believe that, do you? by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Your link and post have a highly biased slant on this issue. Calling another poster ignorant of the subject when making misleading statements yourself is hypocritical.

      Here is a more factual description of those events.

    4. Re:You don't really believe that, do you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You should read more. Like, perhaps, the article you linked to.

      The criminal charges, of which they were acquitted, were for contempt of a court order, not for blessing the meal. They were at a luncheon (not a dinner) on school property and had obviously done it in the past since a court had told them they couldn't do it anymore. And yet they did it anyway. And someone had to have complained on both occasions or the ACLU would have never known about it. That's hardly the situation you described.

      Also, if you read more, you'd know the difference between the pledge of allegiance and the pledge of elegance. I'm not sure I've ever heard of the pledge of elegance, but it sounds like it would be making students pledge to wear ball gowns and tuxedos to school which seems like a stupid idea. I'd also venture that we'd be doing away with the pledge of allegiance regardless of it's references to God. Blind allegiance to the state is the stuff of fascist and communist governments, not supposedly free countries like the US. Students shouldn't feel forced to support their country any more than they should feel forced to believe in a religion.

      And Christians are so quick to believe that Christmas is such an innocuous subject and yet would be up in arms if the school play or carols dealt with another religion. They don't want to see a school play depicting the miracle of the lamp oil that should have lasted only 1 night but lasted 8 nights (the basis for Chanukah) and they don't want their kids learning songs about dradles. Why should students and parents from other religions be forced to see plays and sing songs about Christmas when they're not allowed to see plays and sing songs about their own religion?

      There's a good reason why the rules about separation of church and state are in place. Without them, state officials who are religious can and would use their authority to push their religion onto others. Christians don't get the benefit of the doubt for the same reason that Microsoft doesn't get the benefit of the doubt...they have a long history that indicates exactly what they'd do if not controlled. And laws cannot be applied selectively or there would be chaos. So we have to balance the occasions where something that seems innocuous isn't allowed against the occasions where something oppressive is allowed when creating laws.

      What is fucking ridiculous is that we have to keep fighting this battle with Christians over and over again since they can't seem to practice their religion on their own time and in their own homes and facilities. If you want religion in schools, go to a non-secular private school.

    5. Re:You don't really believe that, do you? by Schadrach · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Posting my thoughts on this and the post above it here:

      For the Obama song thing, that was probably across the line, unless it was an entirely optional student pushed thing, with no faculty or staff involvement aside from offering resources like the camera. Given the age of the kids (which makes that seem unlikely), I'm hoping there are some lawsuits over it.

      As for "flagpole days", so long as it's clear that any faculty or staff involved are not acting on behalf of the school (as in teachers involved in the event do not wield authority derived from the school during the event, as they are not acting as an agent of the school), and the resources used (in this case the space and time-of-day, pretty much) are not something that is inaccessible to student use outside of having a "christian prayer day", I don't see a problem. Now, when some students from another faith or another student organization of some kind ask to use the space during the same time-of-day for the following day (as in placing the same overall concerns for the school -- students gathering in location X outside of class at time Y performing an activity that is not in and of itself illegal) for some other activity (including any other type of religious service) are prevented from doing so for any reason that can't be justified as a safety or legality concern, then we have a problem. (So when the Muslims want the spot next week, Hindu the week after that, Wiccans the week after that, Satanists the week after that, Vodoun the week after that, and so on and so on...)

      Frankly, any time any kind of government institution gives way to permitting any kind of religious "thing", it should have to give likewise to any other religious "thing" of the same general class resource-wise. Either that or refuse every group as a matter of policy.

      Note that one of my big conditionals there is that noone wielding power as an agent of the school (which is itself an agent of the state) is taking part. If a teacher is present and retains his/her authority for the event (as opposed to being simply a participant wielding no school/state granted authority over the students), then it's become a prayer led by an agent of the school (and thus state), which crosses the line.

      As for the Pledge, remove the reference to God. To be honest, I favor a complete reversion to the original Pledge to it's original text, before it was officially changed 4(going from memory, is that count right?) times. "I Pledge Allegiance to my Flag and the Republic for which it stands, one nation indivisible with liberty and justice for all.", as it was originally penned by Francis Bellamy.

    6. Re:You don't really believe that, do you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's fucking ridiculous when schools are abandoning learning the pledge of elegance because it mentions god in the wording.

      When it comes to elegance, a) you seem to be lacking some yourself, so that kind of pledge seems to be as successful as pledges of abstinence and b) if America has lost its elegance in the eyes of much of the rest of the world, deliberately lying to justify invading other countries for their oil might have more to do with it than a school pledge, no?

      More seriously though, teachers are in a position of authority towards their students and any religious activity that they instigate in presence/with the participation of their charges, on or off the school grounds, can be interpreted by the students as encouragement of religion by that (government-granted) authority. If you don't like it, change your federal constitution. Until then, if students feel like praying privately in class (and I'm sure some of them do when filling out and handing in tests), nobody cares. Not even the ACLU.

      Lots of other errors in your post make it less than convincing, but at least your pseudonym (and mine) are accurate.

    7. Re:You don't really believe that, do you? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Lol.. And you linking to another biased and self serving site isn't more of the same accusations your making.

      The bottom line is, two school officials were criminally charged for saying grace at a private function. The fact is, then even if they did do something wrong before this, this is on no way a government forced prayer and a judge exonerated them of it. The link I offered was just one from a google search so blame google for the biased-ness of the link as it was the first one I found with my search.

      Like I said, if it was just government forced prayer, it would be one thing. However it isn't. There are countless examples like the guy suing over the pledge of allegiance and the ACLU supporting him. Or how about the forced removal of holiday images and depictions from town squares where the community supported them being there. We even have the boy scout case where the ACLU sued to deny them access to a public park in California that was donated to the city by the boy scouts under the conditions of a $1 per year lease to conduct their club activities periodical in the first place just because the boy scouts didn't accept atheist.

    8. Re:You don't really believe that, do you? by RomanesEuntDomus · · Score: 1

      "pledge of elegance" - Rofl!

      Besides, I pledge my allegiance to my country, not some fucking imaginary friend invented by someone else's power trip.

    9. Re:You don't really believe that, do you? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure I'm in agreement with what you said.

      However, the flag pole prayers are generally held outside of school hours like in the morning before school when people are arriving. They show up early and just do it so I'm not sure provisioning of school resources is even involved. At least that is from what I understand. They are open to anyone wishing to participate and nothing forces them to.

      A teacher should/will have authority as the courts have ruled that school authority can be assumed at any time on the school grounds. As long as that authority isn't used to promote the prayer event, I see no problems with it. However, I think it would be foolish to basically strip teachers of all authority when they participate in things like this. Situations arise like Kids playing dangerously on playground equipment, fighting, arguing, hazing other students, getting involved with drugs or dangerous object and so on are pretty much the purview of the teachers responsibilities while on school grounds (at to some extent, at least in my state, the school oversees the kids until a parent picks them up or they get home whichever comes first). I know I have been punished in school many times for fighting or cussing someone out on the way to or from school. One time, I cut through a person yard because I was running late and the school made me go back and replant flowers I supposedly killed in the process.

      As for the pledge, Yea, take it back. However, I find it foolish to refuse to allow it because of it's mentioning. Many government documents created in the early years of the country and even to this day reference the year of our lord and so on within them Congress starts each day off with a prayer. Taken to the extreme, this entire "if it relates to god or religion in any way" could remove much of US history as well as government and civics from the schools. We already had one school (or was it all of California schools) ban teaching the declaration of independence because it referenced god. Some of the documents reportedly banned were excerpts from the Declaration of Independence, the diaries of George Washington and John Adams, writings from William Penn and various state constitutions.

      To be fair though, they claimed the banned documents weren't their entirety, just excerpts used to demonstrate how religion played in the lives of the founding fathers. Still, I think that's a valid discussion model for students. Even if those influences do or do not play a role in the ongoing operation of the US to this day.

    10. Re:You don't really believe that, do you? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Ehh. spell check did that for us. It isn't the first time, it wom't be the last time, I guess this is what I can expect from an open source browser spell check implementation. Some of the more intelligent people knew what was being said. I'm sorry it cause you so much confusion.

    11. Re:You don't really believe that, do you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "More factual"? The ACLU lost that case, you know, presumably because the judge didn't agree with your assessment that it was a "more factual" description.

      Look at item #1, where they claim that the people involved intentionally violated a court order. The court ruled that they did NOT violate the order, intentionally or otherwise. Given that the courts, not the ACLU, issued the order in the first place and that they, one has to believe that they are more correctly able to interpret their own meaning!

      How can they have "purposefully defied a court order" when the court says they didn't? That can't be a fact; it's not true! If you want a factual statement, they faced contempt proceedings because the ACLU sued them for praying, on the incorrect belief that doing so at that time "purposefully defied a court order."

      Weird when the ACLU wants to censor people, isn't it? But it's okay, because we have to think of the children who might be harmed by prayer!

    12. Re:You don't really believe that, do you? by JohnRoss1968 · · Score: 0

      it wom't be the last time ...is right. maybe you should get a better spell checker.

      But being a grammar Nazi or a spelling Nazi should be punishable by death and banning (in that order)
      People who do that generally just don't have the brain power to contribute to a discussion that involves adult subjects.

      The important thing here is the subject of the discussion. If grammar and spelling are your thing goto school. If you already have been to school goto college. If you've been to college teach a class on it. Everything has a time and place. this time and place is for a discussion where the main ideas and points have NOTHING to do with spelling.

      Perhaps Slashdot could invent a slashdot version of "the kiddie table" for such people.

      And yes I know the seating would be packed and I would be among the first banished there for trolling or some such activities.

    13. Re:You don't really believe that, do you? by Rennt · · Score: 1

      Heh, Christian are we?

    14. Re:You don't really believe that, do you? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      I would say more agnostic then anything if anything. I do take devils advocate in religious matters a lot though.

      However, I believe that in a free society, you should be free to pursue any religion or no religion at all if you want. I also believe that there shouldn't be many restrictions on that outside of it being your choice and not being forced on your by a government and people are abusing the concept of it to promote their own alternative agenda.

    15. Re:You don't really believe that, do you? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Actually, maybe it is you who should read more and quit inferring details you have no idea of.

      The criminal charges, of which they were acquitted, were for contempt of a court order, not for blessing the meal. They were at a luncheon (not a dinner) on school property and had obviously done it in the past since a court had told them they couldn't do it anymore. And yet they did it anyway. And someone had to have complained on both occasions or the ACLU would have never known about it. That's hardly the situation you described.

      A court order the ACLU complained they violated because of saying a prayer over the meal. A luncheon and a dinner are the same thing so that point is a little anally ignorant. And no, they didn't get busted for this in the past, the ACLU got a restraining order because one of the teachers had pushed religious views onto the students and they found a handbook suggesting that students conduct themselves in a christian manner. The ACLU took this completely out of line and the judge ruled that way too.

      Also, if you read more, you'd know the difference between the pledge of allegiance and the pledge of elegance. I'm not sure I've ever heard of the pledge of elegance, but it sounds like it would be making students pledge to wear ball gowns and tuxedos to school which seems like a stupid idea.

      It's a fucking spelling error brought on by spell check suggesting the wrong word and me not checking. The more intelligent people in this thread knew exactly what was being talked about and the fact that you have never head of the pledge of elegance should indicate that it was either a spelling error or it was a topic you knew nothing about and shouldn't have opened you ignorant mouth about.

      I'd also venture that we'd be doing away with the pledge of allegiance regardless of it's references to God. Blind allegiance to the state is the stuff of fascist and communist governments, not supposedly free countries like the US. Students shouldn't feel forced to support their country any more than they should feel forced to believe in a religion.

      IF that was the case, then people wouldn't be complaining about the under god and complaining about the pledge itself. The problem you are not getting is that you are learning about the pledge in school, not committing yourself. There is nothing binding about the pledge and most of the intelligent people understand that.

      And Christians are so quick to believe that Christmas is such an innocuous subject and yet would be up in arms if the school play or carols dealt with another religion. They don't want to see a school play depicting the miracle of the lamp oil that should have lasted only 1 night but lasted 8 nights (the basis for Chanukah) and they don't want their kids learning songs about dradles. Why should students and parents from other religions be forced to see plays and sing songs about Christmas when they're not allowed to see plays and sing songs about their own religion?

      I have no idea why you would think that. What religion does Santa depict? Or better yet, where is the north pole, Santa, reign deer and all that depicted in the christian religion. Also, the entire Chanukka thing was represented at my school pretty well. We even catered to Kwanzaa which is a made up holiday originating in the 1960's for African American kids who were muslim and not christian.

      Your ignorance about schools and plays or what Christians do is completely unfounded. You have made the world less intelligent with your comment on something you know nothing about.

      There's a good reason why the rules about separation of church and state are in place. Without them, state officials who are religious can and

    16. Re:You don't really believe that, do you? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it would be better if Slashdot created it's own spell check in the preview window. Then I wouldn't have to rely on Fire Fox's.

      Anyways, there has been quite a few discussions over spell check either keeping people stupid or making them forget how to spell things when simple typing errors shine through.

      BTW, save me a seat at the kiddie table and I'll bring a 12 pack of cheap beer.

    17. Re:You don't really believe that, do you? by skiman1979 · · Score: 1

      And Christians are so quick to believe that Christmas is such an innocuous subject and yet would be up in arms if the school play or carols dealt with another religion. They don't want to see a school play depicting the miracle of the lamp oil that should have lasted only 1 night but lasted 8 nights (the basis for Chanukah) and they don't want their kids learning songs about dradles. Why should students and parents from other religions be forced to see plays and sing songs about Christmas when they're not allowed to see plays and sing songs about their own religion?

      I've sometimes wondered about the origins of Christmas. I guess it's something for me to think about as my kids are opening their Christmas presents around the Christmas tree this year...

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    18. Re:You don't really believe that, do you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A court order the ACLU complained they violated because of saying a prayer over the meal.

      Yes, and had no one had a problem with the prayer, no one would have told the ACLU. From a practical perspective, the only way that the court would get involved is if someone present at the event complained or talked about it with someone who felt it was wrong. If everyone there thought it was no big deal, no one outside the event would have ever heard about it.

      A luncheon and a dinner are the same thing so that point is a little anally ignorant.

      Except that lunches are eaten during the day and dinners are eaten at night. Using the word dinner implies that the event took place at night, outside of normal school hours. Using the word luncheon implies the opposite. And that distinction, while not entirely deciding the issue, colors people's judgments of the event since the more removed from normal school activities it becomes, the more people become sympathetic to it.

      And no, they didn't get busted for this in the past, the ACLU got a restraining order because one of the teachers had pushed religious views onto the students and they found a handbook suggesting that students conduct themselves in a christian manner. The ACLU took this completely out of line and the judge ruled that way too.

      Whatever...the ACLU found out that the school was pushing religion on students. The courts agreed and told them to stop. They didn't. They were tried for disobeying the courts, not a simple prayer. Had it been the first time they did it, they would have simply been told to stop. There's a reason why punishments in this country are harsher on repeat offenders. By your own admission, the officials at the school were repeat offenders.

      It's a fucking spelling error brought on by spell check suggesting the wrong word and me not checking. The more intelligent people in this thread knew exactly what was being talked about and the fact that you have never head of the pledge of elegance should indicate that it was either a spelling error or it was a topic you knew nothing about and shouldn't have opened you ignorant mouth about.

      Is it not obvious that I knew what you were talking about by the part where I talked about the pledge of allegiance. I get that it was a spell checking error. That part was obvious too. The part, which you seem to have missed, is that people who read a lot don't rely on spell checkers. If you don't misspell allegiance in the first place, you don't end up making yourself look foolish (or at least more foolish than you do when you advocate allowing religion in schools.)

      IF that was the case, then people wouldn't be complaining about the under god and complaining about the pledge itself. The problem you are not getting is that you are learning about the pledge in school, not committing yourself.

      Learning about and reciting the pledge are two different things. Reciting the pledge is a form of brainwashing and forcing things like that on impressionable children is wrong. The under God part may have been the first thing that opponents of the pledge chose to attack, since it was the easiest target. But my point was that the pledge would still be targeted for the other objectionable material in it regardless of whether it mentioned God.

      I have no idea why you would think that. What religion does Santa depict? Or better yet, where is the north pole, Santa, reign deer and all that depicted in the christian religion. Also, the entire Chanukka thing was represented at my school pretty well. We even catered to Kwanzaa which is a made up holiday originating in the 1960's for African American kids who were muslim and not christian.

      Santa is associated with Christianity by his association with Christmas. The first 6 letters of the holiday should be your first c

  85. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by tsm_sf · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yes, he's wrong.

    We've gotten better. Just remember that every time someone trots out a "founding fathers woulda" comment.

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  86. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can't say he keeps me up at night.

    There have been many such people in power over the years, and there appears to be no lasting damage.

    It's pretty hard for these extremists to slip past public opinion, and even when the public is with them, it typically doesn't last for long.

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  87. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

    At least I think by now we can all agree that opera music should be banned?

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  88. Sometimes, titles destroy the message in the post by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

    Hey, I like your post!

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  89. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

    Um... we stopped wearing onions on our belt.

    Or was that just a fashion?

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  90. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

    ...their idiotic collective farming scheme.

    Darned hippie communists!

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  91. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by rlp · · Score: 1

    Yeap, and before rap music, rock and roll destroyed our moral framework

    D&D, comic books, and probably cave paintings.

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  92. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

    It also behooves Slashdot, et al., to be mindful of his actions. Attention may stroke his ego, but inattention might let him get something done that would be more difficult in the harsh light of criticism.

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  93. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by stonewallred · · Score: 4, Funny

    And I fail to see which of these should be considered bad. Maybe the wearing the hats in public?

  94. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by CubeRootOf · · Score: 3, Informative

    First off... 15 colonies? only 13 founded our country. what are the other two you are talking of?

    Secondly, it was far more than one colony that was founded by 'Puritans',

    Massachusetts, Puritans
    Rhode Island, Religious folks fleeing from Puritans
    Pennsylvania, Quakers
    New Jersey 'New Lighters'
    Maryland Catholics
    Virgina Anglicans

    6 of 13 colonies are founded out of religious beginnings, and New York city had/has such a high concentration of jewish folk since it was New Amsterdam

    6 1/2 out of 13 isn't exactly propaganda. Its half the story.

     

  95. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, can you link to somewhere I can read more about this? It's an interesting story I definitely haven't heard yet.

  96. Re:The question is by stonewallred · · Score: 2, Funny

    I would caution you about references to the Bush II era VP. The others are fine, and I agree with them, but Cheney is like Dracula/Chuckie/Freddie and Jason combined, except with all the nice parts removed and extra evil installed. You'd would not be sued by him, but he might eat your still quivering heart while playing cat's cradle with your entrails.

  97. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by sumdumass · · Score: 4, Informative

    Why, there were quite a few founding fathers that didn't want slavery. In fact, it seems that the original drafts of the constitution banned slavery and had to be changed in order to get a few of the southern states on board. They compromised by placing the ability to ban imports of slaves and to tax their possession and make slave ownership and sales impractical in the future.

    The act of slavery is irrelevant to someone pulling out a founding fathers argument. It's like Criticizing Obama's health care plan or foreign policy because he never rode a Farris Wheel.

  98. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

    of course, parts of the US were British prison colonies, too

    Wasn't that just Georgia, and just for debtors?

  99. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by twotailakitsune · · Score: 1

    Many of the indentured servants (temp slaves) sent to Australia and the US had been prisoners. Most the of prisoners had been in debtors' prisons. debtors' prisons are prisons for people that fail to pay their debts.

  100. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

    What's just as interesting is that the colony that the Puritans founded is now one of the most socially progressive states in the nation. Maybe the religious zealots got sick of the winters and moved south.

  101. alt.kook.jack-thompson.flonk.flonk.flonk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe someone should config up his own "alt.kook" froup so he can then sue the Usenet?

  102. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by b1ad3runn3r · · Score: 1

    Like most memes that are factually incorrect, that "puritan founding of America" idea is based on a perceptable trend in American thought. These sexually repressed, "rejection-of-self", rigid, religiously informed cultural traits seem highly correlated to puritan values.

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  103. Another frivilous suit by Torodung · · Score: 1

    This is a bit like suing the Xerox company for providing the copy machine to the guy who stapled photocopies of your a$$ to all the phone poles in town.

    1) You photocopied your own a$$ and let someone else get a hold of it
    2) You determine that Xerox is liable for that.
    3) ???
    4) SUE!

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    Dear God, I really hope that the ??? step in the profit meme isn't actually "sue." That is a frightening thought.

  104. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This mythology of the Puritans "founding the country" is progressive-era propaganda.

    Don't you mean socially-and-religiously-conservative-era propaganda?

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  105. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by chebucto · · Score: 2, Informative

    First off... 15 colonies? only 13 founded our country. what are the other two you are talking of?

    Nova Scotia and Newfoundland? Neither were part of the 13 Colonies (obviously), but both were early British colonies. IIRC, there were attempts early in the Revolutionary War to agitate Nova Scotia (which then bordered with Maine) against the crown, but the mostly military and loyalist population of the colony shrugged them off.

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  106. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by twotailakitsune · · Score: 1

    The founding fathers did believe that religion plays a major role in society. They just did not believe that you should be forced to believe in someones god. Having religion being the base of why your laws come to be is not a bad thing. As long as the laws make sense outside fear of god. The founding fathers worked to make it so there was no state church.

  107. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by ShakaUVM · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Indeed. And Pennsylvania was sort of the anti-Massachusetts. It's always annoying when people categorize the early America experience based solely on the one colony.

    However, most of the colonies were in the opposite camp of Pennsylvania on most issues, such as religious freedom, relations with Indians, and self-government.

  108. If that's plausible... by Twyst3d · · Score: 1

    Then technically I should be able to sue Jack Thompson for continuously making his presence known in the media, because anything he says, and just seeing his name in print is offensive to me.

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  109. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by bluemonq · · Score: 3, Informative

    False. A considerable number of them were Deists, meaning that they accepted a supreme being - God, Allah, FSM, what have you - but not organized religion.

  110. Re:The question is by daveime · · Score: 1

    get away with censoring people because it hurts his "good name" or some such meaningless drivel

    I can't think of *any* more meaningless drivel than the fact Jack Thompson *had* a "good name" in the first place. Case closed due to lack of evidence ?

  111. For some reason... by RenoGeek · · Score: 0

    ...the words "douche" and "bag" come to mind...

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  112. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The hell? The Virginia colonists DID starve themselves to death. Jamestown was totally dependent on supplies and colonists being shipped in, and collapsed repeatedly. Today, Plymouth, where the Puritans set up, has a population of 55,000. Jamestown? Completely abandoned; it took until 1994 before they even found where it was.

  113. Link to FB? by catbertscousin · · Score: 1

    There's an anti-Jack Thompson group? Where do I go to become a fan?

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  114. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

    The founding fathers, for instance, were not religious madmen who thought it was a good idea to have religion play a major role in society. The current leadership is. That's just one thing... now can you name others?

    No, they were not. And the current leadership? No. Even Bush wasn't really a fundamentalist madman. Yes, there are a few idiots out there making loud noises, but the fact of the matter is they are very much in the minority.

    The vast majority of Americans believe in a secular government and they believe in the separation of church and state.

  115. Re:If anyone considers posting angry comments on / by daveime · · Score: 1

    Although banning people who make overly long sentences that ramble on and on with no sign of stopping and treat punctuation as a game of "pin the tail on the donkey" (thanks Terry) might be a distinct improvement and stop people like me attempting parody at 02:00 when in fact I am just tired and bored and just wanted to try and boost my pitiful karma for a change with a +5 Funny post.

    Did I win ?

  116. Suicide Solution? by flahwho · · Score: 1

    These types of games have RATINGS. Parent should be involved in childs desision to play them (or NOT). This is an old argument that has often been taken too far. It's like Ozzy and Rob Halford being sued over songs they wrote because some clown killed themselves and their parents misplace blame!

  117. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by fyoder · · Score: 2, Informative

    And sometime before rock and roll, swing destroyed our moral framework.

    It's the fault of the church. The original corrupting influence was theatre, and the church knew this, but none the less allowed plays providing they were on religious themes, but before you know it you've got Shakespeare writing about all kinds of crazy secular shit, and eventually theatres allowed in the city, and the final nail in the coffin of morality, allowing female roles to be played by actually female actors. Everything after that in the collapse of morality is postscript.

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  118. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by nomadic · · Score: 1

    I'd say the Morals of America have greatly changed since it's founding.

    For the better.

  119. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by iceOlate · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Well then... How about a Slashdot mod category of "netkook" in addition to troll... But what would be the karmic offset and point difference for "netkook"? Afterall, a netkook could incite some meaningful debate, which can be a good thing, especially if their comment is backed by some legitimate research... But I suppose most netkooks do not have legitimate research to back their claims... Hmm, on second though, nevermind all that...

    When it comes to Jack Thompson, I think he's a little of both. Afterall, he must enjoy the attention he gets for his wild claims and frivolous lawsuits, which is definitely trollish. Perhaps, "kooky troll"?

  120. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by skeeto · · Score: 1

    a country that bans prayer in school.

    This has never been true in the US. Repeating that over and over doesn't make it true.

  121. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by Random+BedHead+Ed · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, it's the removing of the hats that really irks people. Indoors or outdoors, it's clearly immoral.

  122. you would have thought he'd learn his lesson by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    You would have thought this moron would have learned his lesson after being disbarred. I hope the judge takes every asset Thompson owns this time round just for being the worst example of a scabarous parasite on society.
    Its people like Thompson that make everything we buy cost more because the providers have to cover their asses against letigious little creeps like him.

     

  123. Thompson The Pussy..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

    Kinda interesting how Jack Thompson sues Facebook for angry comments, but avoids SlashDot like the plague.

    Now, instead of game companies, he is going after kids with computers.

    And seeing as how he doesn't like people talking bad about him or calling him late at night, the judge should tell him to treat the situation as a lesson in not publicly making an ass of yourself, and use his previous behavior as an example of what not to do.

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  124. Ironic by SwiftX · · Score: 1

    The Irony of Jack Thompson is that he makes more gamers violent with rage then GTA, The victim - Facebook's forums should sue him for the perpetuating this anger.

  125. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jack is like a troll, except for the fact that he is dead serious,

    Y SO SERIOUS?

  126. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by Stoutlimb · · Score: 1, Insightful

    So they permitted slavery in the USA for the case of political expediency of getting a few more states on board. Sounds like a value decision to me.

  127. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Those two don't really count in a discussion about US craziness. They ended up in what is widely considered the sane part of North America.

  128. Reminds me of something by KingAlanI · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Back from July 2008, I think this was-

    Summer-camp chaplain: This country was founded by men who were reverent...
    Me: It was also founded by Virginia tobacco speculators!

    *Those* guys certainly don't fall under the category 'reverent', unless you count the Almighty Dollar, er, Almighty Pound Sterling.

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  129. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mozart, Rossini, Verdi, and Offenbach have some pretty amazing operas. Others like Wagner mostly don't do much for me or bore me to tears, but some people like it.

  130. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ha.

    Ha ha.

    Heee hoo hahahahahahah.

    You're funny.

  131. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by sakshale · · Score: 1

    Our society's standards for behavior have changed dramatically since WWII.

    I see advertisements in the paper with pictures of women dressed and posed exactly as they used to be shown in Playboy and Penthouse magazines, back when those magazines were considered immoral.

    I hear and see many things on TV and Radio that would have caused the broadcaster to lose their license.

    The beat goes on...

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  132. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by johnny0099 · · Score: 1

    I'd say the Morals of America have greatly changed since it's founding.

    Thank God.

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  133. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by ucblockhead · · Score: 2, Informative

    Just a nitpick: Rhode Island and Connecticut were both founded by Puritans who disagreed with the Massachusetts founders and left.

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  134. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what does your tribe eats for dinner? We want to shit bricks too so pleas share the recipe.

  135. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course the original is still wrong, as a country is an abstract concept and not able to directly posses a sense of morality or notions of ethics.

    Individuals can have a sense of morality. The idea that a large country could have a unified block of morality is absurd. Now a country can certainly embody certain values.

    A document like the U.S. Constitution can lay-out these ideals, however they are called ideals for a reason. As a nation we may aspire to them, but I don't think it is possible for a republic to ever fully realize it's ideals. A republic ideals will always be far grander then reality allows.

    For the same reason dictatorships can easily realize their ideals, as a dictatorships ideals are generally nothing more then the perpetuation of it's own power.

  136. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by tsm_sf · · Score: 1

    So they permitted slavery in the USA for the case of political expediency of getting a few more states on board. Sounds like a value decision to me.

    Exactly.

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  137. Would love to comment, don't want to get sued. by protosage · · Score: 1

    Would love to comment, don't want to get sued.

  138. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by sumdumass · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It was a value decision. Or should I say valuable decision. Without it, the US wouldn't have come together and history as we know it would have been completely different with perhaps slavery existing in it to this day. Values such as the freedom of speech that allowed abolitionist to convince people on the ending of slavery wouldn't have existed as the newly formed states may not have ever pact together or if they did, the union would have been much weaker.

    Most of the rest of the modern world had outlawed slavery in their main countries with their insular possessions coming soon after about the same as the US walked into the civil war. Even while England had banned slavery by the 1700's, it was allowed in their colonies like India and places in Africa. Africa still has parts that allow slavery to this day.

  139. Don't they have provisions for lawsuit abusers? by Vrtigo1 · · Score: 1

    This guy is obviously a class act douchebag. He's sued enough people previously, he must certainly be aware of the safe harbors provision of the CDA, so all this can really amount to is a publicity stunt (which, unfortunately is working...here at least). Don't the courts have some sort of method available to them to deal with people that abuse the court systems by filing frivilous lawsuits without any legal merit? Maybe if they threw him in the lockup for a few months he wouldn't be so trigger happy on the retarded lawsuit machine gun.

  140. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by timeOday · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yeap, and before rap music, rock and roll destroyed our moral framework. And sometime before rock and roll, swing destroyed our moral framework.

    Well, the common moral framework has been destroyed and re-created over that period of time, more than once in some cases. Look at how we feel about "bastards" (born out of wedlock), or the "N-word" (which used to be part of childrens' rhymes). Look at the content of tv (now radio/internet) programming, it's totally different. Objectively, I do think it is fair to say that much of the old moral framework was destroyed (as new frameworks evolved), and that popular media, definitely including music, played a huge role in changing the norms. So, if you are a conservative, meaning "conserve," meaning you generally like to keep things the way they are in this place at this point in time, by that standard terms like "moral decay" or "decline" make perfect sense, and blaming the media for ushering change makes sense, too.

  141. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Umm... hate to burst your bubble, but the industrial revolution (and thus industrial child labor) occurred after the founding of the USA.

  142. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by defaria · · Score: 1

    Funny but even in your list I only see Puritans listed once. The claim as I read it was that "this country was founded by *Puritans*" not that it was founded merely by religious folk. Catholics != Quakers != Puritans...

  143. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by skornenicholas · · Score: 1

    That sums up the stance taken by every single parent generation since the dawn of mankind. The problem is an absence of LOGIC, it is perfectly fine to take a practical and fact based opinion and tell it to others. The key here is to tell it to others, not force it on them. "We threw mud balls until Willy got his eye taken out by one that had a rock in it, so our parents made us play with nerf guns instead." Sound and reasonable, "We threw....so our parents made us never play anywhere near mud again" is much more in line with the JT line of thinking. All things fade or change in time, who cares if in thirty years a whole generation of adults are shaking their heads wondering what the blue hell they were thinking with that tattoo, it doesn't really matter in the end, unless you get a tattoo of someones name, now that's idiotic. Like my grandfather said to my mom when I was playing Resident Evil and she said it was "Too violent," "Deb, in WWII I killed two Japs with a peice of piano wire in the dead of night because my gun jammed and they came running at me, at sun up I realized one of them was a kid, THIS is NOT violent." Of course he then took a long drink of homemade hooch and told us all about the first time he found out what Ben-Wah balls are....same day.

  144. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by bennomatic · · Score: 4, Informative

    He's just a really skilled troll, and everyone always falls for him.

    I would have to disagree, a troll is aware of his/her trolling, it is intentional. Jack is like a troll, except for the fact that he is dead serious, and there is no "lol, trolled".

    On usenet, the distinction is made between a "troll", and a "netkook"; their behavior is often strikingly similar, except that the former is doing it intentionally to incite reponses, whereas the latter actually believes what he's saying.

    Jack, I gather, is more of a kook than a troll...

    Right. People think of the term "troll" as referring to some sort of monster, like the ones beneath the bridge in the story about the billy goats. But "trolling" is actually an old word for fishing by dragging a line with a baited hook or hooks behind a slow-moving boat. You can see how the older definition applies...

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  145. Since Michael Jackson is dead... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can we call Jack Thompson "Whacko Jacko"?

  146. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by mcnellis · · Score: 1

    Catholics and Anglicans at the least are not Puritans. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puritan

  147. Now that Michael Jackson is dead... by Quzak · · Score: 1

    Can we call Jack Thompson "Whacko Jacko" now?

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    1. Re:Now that Michael Jackson is dead... by Quzak · · Score: 1

      In fact. Just because I hate him so much, ill bait the stupid little troll and hope he tries to sue me. Jack Thompson, you are the biggest most perverse waste of time. You and your idiotic ideas have plagued mankind for far too long with your holier-then-thou attitude and incorrect belief systems. Now sue me you loser so we can get you barred from even thinking about making a lawsuit.

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  148. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by skornenicholas · · Score: 1

    I kid you not, my great grandmother, who was 93 when I was five, FORCED all the men in my family to wear hats outside and she made everyone come into the entry hall to remove their hats BEFORE she let us in the inner door of the house as it was "Highly improper," to take your hat off in front of a woman. She was dead serious that this was the way things were done and I never saw my grandfather, father, brother, or cousins outside without a hat until she died. She was delusional, sure, but this lady kept a loaded shotgun beside her rocking chair, she used to keep a pistol but declared that since her eyes were going she need something with a bigger spread. What she doesn't know is that for the last year we replaced it with a peice of pipe mounted to a wooden stock and painted. I loved that woman.

  149. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by blankinthefill · · Score: 1

    Aaron Diaz has a perfect comic strip for this: http://dresdencodak.com/2009/09/22/caveman-science-fiction/

  150. Careful, Slashdot! ;p by Erinnys+Tisiphone · · Score: 1

    ... Because next, he'll be suing us for making fun of him. The guy seems to react like a kid running to his mother, whenever people are "mean" to him. Rather, running to his lawyer instead. No willingness to adapt to the times or other people at all. "Mommy, this game is too scary! People are mean to me! I want money NOW!!!!" I'm almost with the people who suggested ignoring him until he goes away, like any troll.

  151. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by Ginger_Chris · · Score: 1

    That there has been a sharp decline in our morality since the development of culture?

  152. This just in! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jack Thompson sues 8 month old pregnant women on basis that her boy-to-be will engage in violent video games and rant about him

  153. On a related note: by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    Different time, same year:

    (during sing-along in dining hall; the songs often drove me nuts, even when they didn't have any political content)
    Camp staff: He [Columbus] said the world was round-o, he said it could be found-o...
    Me, mimicking the song's cadence: Which all educated men of the time knew-o...

    Mr. Cohen, my former AP United States History teacher (upon an emailed report of the above exchanges):
    Ah, the perils of knowing your history - losing your innocence.

    jcr seems to be on to something about the "Puritan" line being trumped up for Progressive ideological reasons; makes you wonder where these 'errors' come from - it ain't just laziness (although come to think of it, that explains some of it)

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    1. Re:On a related note: by jcr · · Score: 1

      ; makes you wonder where these 'errors' come from - it ain't just laziness (although come to think of it, that explains some of it)

      An interesting part of it was the positioning of Harvard (which started out as the bible-thumper academy of its day) as the alleged top university in the country. Before the war, the most prestigious university would have been a toss up between the University of Virginia and the College of William and Mary. After the war, the Republicans wouldn't tolerate a southern institution holding such high esteem.

      -jcr

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    2. Re:On a related note: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever studied at Harvard, John? Have you? Have you ever felt the extreme degree of academic competition between all of the Young Cocks in their 20s who are studying to someday become the Big Cocks of the world?

      There's a reason why so many of today's Big Cocks studied at Harvard. And that reason is because it filters the stones and branches from the water, leaving only the most pristine water.

      You just don't see that kind of exclusivity, pressure and competition from any other institution. Cambridge and Oxford are close, no doubt, as are some of the other Ivy Leaguers.

      If you survive Harvard, then you know you're among the best of the best. If you survive your state university, then you know you're the best among people who are basically welfare recipients.

    3. Re:On a related note: by jcr · · Score: 1

      If you survive Harvard, then you know you're among the best of the best

      No, if you graduate from harvard, then you believe you're the "best of the best", and that's the problem. It's an institution that teaches people that they're entitled to tell other people what to do.

      -jcr

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    4. Re:On a related note: by jcr · · Score: 1

      BTW, it's rather telling how you emphasize competition and don't mention achievement. You claim that harvard is important because harvard graduates get to push a lot of other people around. Why is it that you didn't list the great inventions of harvard graduates that improved our lives?

      A couple of decades ago, I knew a girl who was a pre-med at harvard, and all she could talk about was outperforming her parents (both harvard med psychiatrists). She never mentioned wanting to help her patients as a motivation.

      Now, this is not to say that no worthwhile people have come out of harvard, but for my money, MIT, Caltech, Stanford, and dozens of smaller engineering schools' grads have done vastly more good in the world, while harvard keeps churning out politicians and other severely warped egomaniacs.

      -jcr

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    5. Re:On a related note: by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      (Your reference appears to be towards the Civil War, correct?)

      I can certainly see your point about Hahvahd being overblown.
      Seems like we may have a chicken/egg or correlation/causation problem - they may have gotten into Harvard because they were egomaniacs, not made into egomaniacs by Harvard

      I go to a private university myself, but I've never been a snob about it.

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  154. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oblig:
    http://dresdencodak.com/2009/09/22/caveman-science-fiction/

  155. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by Fallen+Kell · · Score: 1

    I still wouldn't call those 6 states/colonies as founded by "Puritans". They were founded by people and groups of people fleeing religious persecution. The actual founders simply had enough pull with the King of England to be given the grant to go found the new colony as long as they abided by English rule. The people that the founders brought with them initially (and advertised to in England and other British holdings/colonies) were mostly from one religious group or another which was being persecuted where they currently lived, which is what gave them the incentive to drop everything and go to the "frontier" where they would be the only people currently present, and thus, would not have some other majority of people who were already there to continue the persecutions.

    And in fact, the definition of "Puritan" at that time was "any number of English religious groups which thought that the English Reformation had not gone far enough", in other words, you can IMMEDIATELY remove "Catholics" from that list, since the Catholics were completely AGAINST the Church and England to begin with and were and still are loyal to the Catholic Chruch and the Pope (which the Church of England was created because the King of England didn't like how the Pope had responded about getting a certain marriage annulled...).

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  156. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's like Criticizing Obama's health care plan or foreign policy because he never rode a Farris Wheel.

    Well to be honest, it's not like he's Bill Clinton or anything... but she is smoking hot.

  157. SCO by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

    He reminds me of a certain patent troll that just won't die.

  158. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by Landshark17 · · Score: 1

    If we really want to trot out a "Founding Fathers" thing, why bicker over the ideology vs. political expediency of slavery? Just cite the fact that they didn't allow women to vote.

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  159. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by jcr · · Score: 1

    No, I mean "progressive" era propaganda. If you look into who the so-called progressives were, starting around the end of the civil war, they were the people who thought that it was the government's job to make us into "better" people. They were behind prohibition, eugenics, forcing American Indians into government schools to try to wipe out their culture, and many other rotten things.

    -jcr

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  160. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    STFU, you troll! ;)

  161. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by mokus000 · · Score: 1

    Sounds to me more like our moral framework as such never existed.

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  162. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > 6 of 13 colonies are founded out of religious beginnings

    You know that Puritans were a specific sect, right? You wouldn't say that all the colonies were founded by Catholics, just because they're also Christians, would you?

  163. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What was the score for the Pennsylvania Quakers vs. the New Jersey New Lighters?

  164. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by sumdumass · · Score: 1

    No other country allowed women to vote at the time. Well, not all women with the exception of a few small countries. In fact, there are some that still do not allow them to vote. Furthermore, there are countries in existence today where no one is allowed to vote. Women in New Jersey had the vote since the beginning of the country. Women got the vote nationally within 30 years of most other places.

    Why would you think the values held today were reflective back then and why would you assume that our more recent enlightenment is somehow damaging to previous cultures? The fact is, the entire formation of the US is what allowed woman's suffrage to progress in the US. You know, things like free speech and such that wouldn't have been enshrined in a bill of rights had not a compromise happened.

  165. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only on /. when you starting discussion about Jack Thompson you can expect a flame about slavery.

  166. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by shentino · · Score: 1

    That's {{fact}}

    Which RENDERS as (citation needed).

    Geek card please!

  167. The Ctrl+Alt+Del comic never gets old! by Bushido+Hacks · · Score: 1

    Everytime Jack Thompson makes an appearance to applie legal douchbaggery, Tim Buckley looks less like a hack. Hopefully, Jack has not gotten a Swine Flu shot and dies a horrible, horrible death in the near future.

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  168. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes...it has just been a gradual decline....

  169. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 1

    Today, Plymouth, where the Puritans set up

    Did anyone think to tell them when they landed that they hadn't actually crossed the Atlantic yet?

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  170. Interesting update by GoochOwnsYou · · Score: 1

    Interesting

    One of the guys from GamePolitics asked him if he used the actual 'report group' funciton and see if that worked, Jack responded calling him and idiot/moron as he usually does with that site (he used to troll the comments sections quite frequently in the past.

    Looks like they did it themselves and one of the groups listed in Thompsons lawsuit and it was gone within 24 hours

    He could have easily did this himself but no, because he didnt go though the proper channels nothing happened. He may think he is a celebrity so a letter to the CEO is the way for him to do it. He may think hes so important that the CEO would drop everything and see into the matter personally.

    This reeks like a desperate grab for attention. http://gamepolitics.com/2009/10/01/one-mouse-click-later-thompson-fb-group-removed

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  171. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by jcr · · Score: 1

    It's always annoying when people categorize the early America experience based solely on the one colony.

    That was largely a result of post-civil war propaganda. The north had to be painted as morally pristine, so they promoted the pilgrims and whitewashed their failures.

    -jcr

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  172. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

    >>That was largely a result of post-civil war propaganda. The north had to be painted as morally pristine, so they promoted the pilgrims and whitewashed their failures.

    Mmm, except the south controlled textbook purchasing, since the states tending to buy en masse, but the northern states tend to allow individual schools or even teachers to buy textbooks. Hence the southern side tended to be whitewashed when talking about the Civil War.

  173. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by darthvader100 · · Score: 1

    And how many more gamers would be forced to go "outside", be bored and hang out in parking lots, where they sell real guns and knives, instead of destroying digital peeps.

    Bonus points to Jack Thompson for saying the oen guy must be a counter strike player and all he played was sonic
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  174. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by AlamedaStone · · Score: 1

    What was the score for the Pennsylvania Quakers vs. the New Jersey New Lighters?

    I'm pretty sure the Quakers didn't score at all.

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  175. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by photographworks · · Score: 1

    Amidst all the other arguments going on here, second-guessing what would have been the historical outcome 'if', is never going to win.

  176. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by sumdumass · · Score: 1

    It's obvious that the country wouldn't be founded like it was if the compromise wouldn't have happened. I mean some states simply refused to ratify the constitution. Two states even waited until after George Washington was elected as the first president and took office before ratifying the constitution and accepting the compromise.

    The divide would have been what later because the south during the civil war and if the north would have compiles a separate country from the south, then it would have taken an unfounded invasion to end slavery in the south. In fact, that probably wouldn't have happened because the south would have been no more important to us then Mexico at the time and we wouldn't have cared how they ran their country as long as they left us alone.

    I mean seriously, the entire premise for the abolition of slavery on the largest part of the continental north America would have been removed. The argument doesn't have to win, it just clearly shows how stupid the counter argument is.

  177. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by jcr · · Score: 1

    You're talking about a much later period, around the 1950s on. I'm talking about the time between the civil war and world war one.

    -jcr

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  178. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, Deist meaning that they accepted that there may have been a transcendent creator or that there may be some sort of deity immanent [sic!] in the universe but that did not engage in theistic intervention in the day to day lives of people or in support of states or governments or cultures or other aspects of civilization, and that at best the existence of the deity can only be determined through the study of nature.

    That is: if there is a God then it is either no longer present in the universe at all, or is present but chooses not to engage with humanity (no answering prayers, no revelation via burning bushes or other supernatural phenomena, etc.)

    "God, Allah" (same thing) is a theistic being in anything actually describing its ("His") actions, talking and otherwise interacting directly (for better or worse) with selected individuals and/or actually appearing in person.

    FSM is a theistic being in that it can touch people with its noodly appendages.

    You cannot believe in a theistic being and be a deist simultaneously, although you could take a "silent theistic being" position wherein a theistic being exists in some withdrawn, non-interacting state, and has done so for at least the age of the geological record (i.e., billions of years) or even since the structure forming epoch (from the concordance model of cosmology) began. That would be theism in the limit of low and distant (in space-like or time-like senses) interaction. Theism in the limit of small numbers of interactions about at least 13.6 billion years ago is equivalent to deism.

  179. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by tbannist · · Score: 1

    Around the turn of the century it was novels, because god-fearing Americans only need one book.

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  180. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst by NuShrike · · Score: 1

    Or he could be a genius and trolling so extreme to prevent it from happening. Now if we only had this kind of troll to be against public healthcare ...