Losers believe that having Asperger's Syndrome excuses all forms of social retardation, attention whoring and shitty self-absorbed bullshit, while also allowing them to lay claim to its supposed symptom of "higher than average levels of intelligence".
For these reasons, Aspers has greatly outstripped ADHD as the chic diagnosis of choice for pretty much every group of fucktards on the internet. It is no wonder then that all people with Assburgers are fugly.
Posting Dramatica articles is usually lame, but they're spot-on with that. Here's another famous Assperger's fuckup.
In the case of the death penalty, if your crimes are heinous enough (treason, murder, kidnapping and rape should all qualify IMHO) then I don't see any problems with society putting you out of our collective misery.
Gladiator fights. 100% voluntary for those sentenced to life or death. Tax the hell out of the seats and the pay-per-view revenue and we're set. It could be as simple as UFC without the ref, or we could have different classes with weapons. Winners would never be released into the public, but they'd get perks like cartons of smokes or a T.V. Big money-earning gladiators would have the possibility to downgrade their death sentences to life.
Also - tax and regulate marijuana and prostitution.
Though I second your disregard for club cards's privacy issues, because none of the info on the application is verified. After writing B.S. information on a few applications, I just started using my friend's club card (entering the phone number on the keypad), and everytime I check out they say "Thanks, mister Robertson* ", even though that's not me.
Valdrax' criticism of my post was technically correct, no matter how many people dislike Microsoft.
He did a google search or was privvy to the information while I just followed the links of the article and didn't bother to find the fourth google entry for "fake transactions to bing cashback".
It shouldn't cause people to disagree with the part of my post that compared Microsoft to Best Buy with respect to price-fixing given the discovery outlined in TFA.
Specifically, at this site you are providing information directing users how to misuse the Microsoft Bing Cashback program through unauthorized technical means. Further, on this website you admit that you have personally misused the Cashback program in this regard. Microsoft believes that your actions and the direction that you are providing to others regarding this method of misuse violates various laws relating to computer intrusion, unauthorized access and unauthorized use of information. For example...directing users how to misuse the Cashback program constitutes a knowing and unpermitted access of data in order to wrongfully obtain money and is also unpermitted assistance in providing a means of accessing a computer, system, or network in violation of California Penal Code S502(c)*. This conduct would also violate provisions of the federal Computer Fraud and Abuse Act, Fraud and Related Activity in Connection With Access Devices, and common law principles under state law.
Microsoft views the misuse of its programs...cease and decist...blah blah...."
* CALIFORNIA PENAL CODE 502(c) "COMPREHENSIVE COMPUTER DATA ACCESS AND FRAUD ACT"
(1) Knowingly accesses and without permission alters, damages, deletes, destroys, or otherwise uses any data, computer, computer system, or computer network in order to either (A) devise or execute any scheme or artifice to defraud, deceive, or extort, or (B) wrongfully control or obtain money, property, or data.
Hmm, so Microsoft isn't trying to wrongfully control or obtain money? Last I checked, the class-action against Best-Buy was approved. Posting a blog post is tantamount to being an elite hacker who broke into a network and stole trade secrets or money?
At least the/b/ spammers are polite enough to do their homework and know the demographic (all/b/ spams are porn).
Air Jordans and POLO hoodies for Slashdot? And handbags and UGG boots, even though there are no women on Slashdot. At least try to sell us motherboards and shit...
That's why you guys need to act quickly and outlaw Islam before it gets out of hand.
Sure, you'll have an initial clusterfuck of riots and deportation, but there is only one thing that Islamic savages understand -- the fist. The Knights Templar^W^W American military will gladly help you with that.
Once the Islamic question is dealt with, you won't have to worry about bombings and 9/11-type stuff (that is, there'll be no excuse for corrupt goverment operatives to fly planes into your own buildings). There will be mass-denouncements of Islam as millions of women throw off their chains and veils and run free throughout the streets in orgies of elation and self-expression. The female-male ratio will become 30:1 as the men will refuse to renounce Islam and will be subsequently deported.
The macho Muslim men won't like that, of course, but they can go back to Algeria and Pakistan and be pissed off over there. It's not like those regions will ever become civilized. America grabbed two big bags of shit with Afghanistan and Iraq and now America is trying to neatly dispose of the bags of shit while staining itself with shit in the process.
Since when did "stupid and self destructive" become cool, anyway?
The election of George W. Bush, followed by Rush "Hillbilly Heroin" Limbaugh being known as serious spokesperson for the Republicans. We as a country know we're fucked when half of our population would, with straight faces, vote for Sarah "The Moose-knuckle MILF" Palin in 2012.
Golly-gee gosh don'tcha know Americans are fucking morons. I pledge allegiance to the United States of Scandinavia.
Additionally, there may or may not be a relatively high percentage of home-schooled spelling bee contestants - but - for every home-schooled genius there will be 5 home-schooled idiots whose zealot parents took 'em out of school because public schools don't teach bible study 3 hours a day. Many of those don't end up at Harvard or Julliard.
TFAs were scant on details. How is it that they can identify which instances of apps were pirated and yet still be unable to put in a decent kill switch* ? Are iPhone games that easy to crack? Do iPhone games use a ubiquitous piracy control scheme where you crack one, you crack all? Are there that many bored or unemployed crackers who would go through the trouble to crack a $2 game?
*Not that I condone that sort of thing, but people are used to that kind of control on mobile platforms anyway.
You missed an important point - that one of the most difficult parts about not smoking is that fact that there are often family and close friends who don't want to quit. I smoke socially and am resistant to tobacco addiction, but it always bugs me that I end up smoking at get-togethers because a lot of my friends smoke. I usually hold out until the 8th or 9th beer, then I come extending the bum-hand to whomever's holdin' a pack.
First of all, there's no sliding and friction unless you use lube. It's like trying to fuck a belly button. Lube is messy and nasty. Once things actually get going you may discover that your partner's ass isn't really as tight as you'd hoped and that makes you feel small or less special*. People fart during sex, and it's a lot easier to notice your parter farting when your face is directly in the path of the waft. People also shit and, trust me, you will know if your partner has shit that day no matter how well they wipe. The only straight men I know who enjoy giving anal are either into humiliating their partners or they're lying and have never actually tried it.
* It is less acceptable for women to have loose assholes because it is assumed that the vagina receives more sex than the anus. Exceptions may be made for muslim women who wish to please their partners and still save their virginity for marriage. This is expecially common in western Europe Muslim communities.
The operative word being "dominant". Google isn't the only big-time company that obviously throws money at people to use their shit (remember MLB and Obama's inaguration streaming with respect to Silverlight?), but they might be one of the few to actually succeed at it.
Bing is a joke, Yahoo is for 12 year-olds. If the other giants actually innovated instead of rehashing and hyping to death the same tired shit, maybe we'd have some real competition.
Then why have so many police agencies abandoned the 9mm in favor of other calibers?
Because you can get hit with a 9mil round and still keep running. Not so much with the.40. From what I understand DHS also switched to the.357 and the.40.
What is it with the monitor phobias and everyone wanting it 3 feet away?
Overprotective yuppie parents making their kids sit 8 feet away from the T.V. or else their "eyeballs will melt". Which might have been good advice if they had a projection TV, but it wasn't good advice if they're trying to play NES on a 13-in TV.
That may have more to do with 32 vs 64 bit market share than the inherent bugginess of the software. I couldn't quickly find any fancy bar charts but the 64-bit market share is growing but not yet at a critical point and so there could be less motivation to develop the 64-bit flash, especially since you can run 32-bit browsers on 64-bit operating systems*
* But that's a Windows-centric point of view, don't yet know the NIX-centric workarounds. Chime in, anyone?
I wonder if we'll ever reach the point where we will be able to define, with equations and rules, a sea slug using the principles of cellular automata?
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Posting Dramatica articles is usually lame, but they're spot-on with that. Here's another famous Assperger's fuckup.
Here's a helpful list of more racial slurs for future reference, so you can avoid future faux pas:
Ape, Aunt Jemima, Coon, Crow, Golliwogg, Jigaboo, Jungle Bunny, Macaca, Mammy, Monkey, Munt, Nig-nog, Nigger, Pickaninny, Porch Monkey, Quashie, Sambo, Sooty, Spade, Tar-baby, and Uncle Tom.
Gladiator fights. 100% voluntary for those sentenced to life or death. Tax the hell out of the seats and the pay-per-view revenue and we're set. It could be as simple as UFC without the ref, or we could have different classes with weapons. Winners would never be released into the public, but they'd get perks like cartons of smokes or a T.V. Big money-earning gladiators would have the possibility to downgrade their death sentences to life.
Also - tax and regulate marijuana and prostitution.
Um...SheepFister? Is that legal in Germany?
Though I second your disregard for club cards's privacy issues, because none of the info on the application is verified. After writing B.S. information on a few applications, I just started using my friend's club card (entering the phone number on the keypad), and everytime I check out they say "Thanks, mister Robertson* ", even though that's not me.
*names have been changed to protect the innocent.
I see what you did there, Valtrex. Alluding to a journal entry I created 10 months ago and then took down makes you the "cyber-stalker".
Valdrax' criticism of my post was technically correct, no matter how many people dislike Microsoft. He did a google search or was privvy to the information while I just followed the links of the article and didn't bother to find the fourth google entry for "fake transactions to bing cashback".
It shouldn't cause people to disagree with the part of my post that compared Microsoft to Best Buy with respect to price-fixing given the discovery outlined in TFA.
Looks like they're taking cues from Best Buy.
* CALIFORNIA PENAL CODE 502(c) "COMPREHENSIVE COMPUTER DATA ACCESS AND FRAUD ACT"
(1) Knowingly accesses and without permission alters, damages, deletes, destroys, or otherwise uses any data, computer, computer system, or computer network in order to either (A) devise or execute any scheme or artifice to defraud, deceive, or extort, or (B) wrongfully control or obtain money, property, or data.
Hmm, so Microsoft isn't trying to wrongfully control or obtain money? Last I checked, the class-action against Best-Buy was approved. Posting a blog post is tantamount to being an elite hacker who broke into a network and stole trade secrets or money?
Just goes to show that the Chinese are as reckless with their advertising process as they are with their manufacturing process.
At least the /b/ spammers are polite enough to do their homework and know the demographic (all /b/ spams are porn).
Air Jordans and POLO hoodies for Slashdot? And handbags and UGG boots, even though there are no women on Slashdot. At least try to sell us motherboards and shit...
That's why you guys need to act quickly and outlaw Islam before it gets out of hand.
Sure, you'll have an initial clusterfuck of riots and deportation, but there is only one thing that Islamic savages understand -- the fist. The Knights Templar^W^W American military will gladly help you with that.
Once the Islamic question is dealt with, you won't have to worry about bombings and 9/11-type stuff (that is, there'll be no excuse for corrupt goverment operatives to fly planes into your own buildings). There will be mass-denouncements of Islam as millions of women throw off their chains and veils and run free throughout the streets in orgies of elation and self-expression. The female-male ratio will become 30:1 as the men will refuse to renounce Islam and will be subsequently deported.
The macho Muslim men won't like that, of course, but they can go back to Algeria and Pakistan and be pissed off over there. It's not like those regions will ever become civilized. America grabbed two big bags of shit with Afghanistan and Iraq and now America is trying to neatly dispose of the bags of shit while staining itself with shit in the process.
The election of George W. Bush, followed by Rush "Hillbilly Heroin" Limbaugh being known as serious spokesperson for the Republicans. We as a country know we're fucked when half of our population would, with straight faces, vote for Sarah "The Moose-knuckle MILF" Palin in 2012.
Golly-gee gosh don'tcha know Americans are fucking morons. I pledge allegiance to the United States of Scandinavia.
Additionally, there may or may not be a relatively high percentage of home-schooled spelling bee contestants - but - for every home-schooled genius there will be 5 home-schooled idiots whose zealot parents took 'em out of school because public schools don't teach bible study 3 hours a day. Many of those don't end up at Harvard or Julliard.
Just sayin'.
"Tubgirl Tuna", they call it.
Die Hard with a Vengeance comes to mind.
TFAs were scant on details. How is it that they can identify which instances of apps were pirated and yet still be unable to put in a decent kill switch* ? Are iPhone games that easy to crack? Do iPhone games use a ubiquitous piracy control scheme where you crack one, you crack all? Are there that many bored or unemployed crackers who would go through the trouble to crack a $2 game?
*Not that I condone that sort of thing, but people are used to that kind of control on mobile platforms anyway.
Mod parent up, you fucking' philistines. Silverlight is the Zune of application frameworks.
Unfortunately, many addicts of harder drugs never really kick the habit, they just substitute their addiction for something more legal.
Go to an AA meeting and you'll see everybody chain-smoking and chugging gallons of coffee.
You missed an important point - that one of the most difficult parts about not smoking is that fact that there are often family and close friends who don't want to quit. I smoke socially and am resistant to tobacco addiction, but it always bugs me that I end up smoking at get-togethers because a lot of my friends smoke. I usually hold out until the 8th or 9th beer, then I come extending the bum-hand to whomever's holdin' a pack.
Giving anal sex is overrated.
First of all, there's no sliding and friction unless you use lube. It's like trying to fuck a belly button. Lube is messy and nasty. Once things actually get going you may discover that your partner's ass isn't really as tight as you'd hoped and that makes you feel small or less special*. People fart during sex, and it's a lot easier to notice your parter farting when your face is directly in the path of the waft. People also shit and, trust me, you will know if your partner has shit that day no matter how well they wipe. The only straight men I know who enjoy giving anal are either into humiliating their partners or they're lying and have never actually tried it.
* It is less acceptable for women to have loose assholes because it is assumed that the vagina receives more sex than the anus. Exceptions may be made for muslim women who wish to please their partners and still save their virginity for marriage. This is expecially common in western Europe Muslim communities.
The operative word being "dominant". Google isn't the only big-time company that obviously throws money at people to use their shit (remember MLB and Obama's inaguration streaming with respect to Silverlight?), but they might be one of the few to actually succeed at it.
Bing is a joke, Yahoo is for 12 year-olds. If the other giants actually innovated instead of rehashing and hyping to death the same tired shit, maybe we'd have some real competition.
Because you can get hit with a 9mil round and still keep running. Not so much with the .40. From what I understand DHS also switched to the .357 and the .40.
Overprotective yuppie parents making their kids sit 8 feet away from the T.V. or else their "eyeballs will melt". Which might have been good advice if they had a projection TV, but it wasn't good advice if they're trying to play NES on a 13-in TV.
That may have more to do with 32 vs 64 bit market share than the inherent bugginess of the software. I couldn't quickly find any fancy bar charts but the 64-bit market share is growing but not yet at a critical point and so there could be less motivation to develop the 64-bit flash, especially since you can run 32-bit browsers on 64-bit operating systems*
* But that's a Windows-centric point of view, don't yet know the NIX-centric workarounds. Chime in, anyone?
They could move the mouse by playing the antenna like a theramin.
Woooooo-EEEEEEEEE-oooooooo!
I wonder if we'll ever reach the point where we will be able to define, with equations and rules, a sea slug using the principles of cellular automata?