I actually have ADD...but medically diagnosed I'm incapable of concentration...
Wowie, you too? I remember when my friend was medically diagnosed. He ripped a few ads out of Home 'n' Garden magazine and told his doctor, "I think I have this and I want free amphetamines" and now his insurance company pays Big Pharma to let him be a corporate-sponsored drug addict! He gets to tell chicks he has ADD and he gets an extra hour to take exams!
The only way I can function on one single task is to have some form of distractiona[sic] round me...whether radio, TV,/., co-workers...
Yeah, he's like that too. His mommy and daddy bought him a Commodore 64 and an Atari and his own TV when he was 2. After that, he always got everything he wanted. His parents would rather throw a few dollars at him than listen to him scream and kick his feet when things got too quiet.
Without some form of distraction existing, I'm a blubbering non-functional member of society who absolutely cannot concentrate on the task at hand.
You and every other American under age 22.
So yeah, I multitask...but without distraction existing I'm not functional.
That's funny, I know a lot of people who can concentrate and savor a single task or leisure activity. I don't know exactly how they ended up that way, but I imagine that it had something to do with their parents sending them out the door on their bikes or skateboards once in a while.
Travelling wave tubes are often encased in a long, cuboid enclosure coupled to a waveguide or other transmission line 90 degrees at the end. That would make it very unpleasant, though you could stick it in her ass and run burn-in if it gets too "gassy":)
...before he forces a judge to make himself turn over my IP address in order to sue me for slander and libel.
Slashdot's web traffic would spike momentarily and then sink like a stone, possibly never to bounce back, if word of that got out. Rob will probably just give your i.p. and a few thousand bucks to the Russian mafia who will then make you "disappear" in a suspicious car accident.
The American fear of their own bodies is borderline psychotic.
Maybe 20 years ago. Thankfully for us chubby-lovers everywhere heroin-chic is no longer a fad. 14 year old girls are willingly sending nekkid pics to entire groups of people with the push of a button. American beaches host chubbies and even fatties, along with skinnies, in bikinis. If there's one good thing the internet did, it's show people how they look compared to other normal people and not models.
Some alarmist religious idiots and other "moralists" used to say that porn caused unrealistic expectations about bodies and behavior. Quite the opposite, it actually made people more comfortable with their bodies! Next time your girlfriend whines about her love handles, just put on a porno and tell her that she's a goddess compared to the women on-screen with the fake tits, beat-up roastbeef pussy, and zit-covered ass. You guys know what I'm talking about. Making a porno is a prerequisite to becoming a celebrity nowdays.
Celebrities themselves are no longer the gods and goddesses people idolized. Now they're just clowns, average airheaded rubes caked with makeup and airbrushing and made famous with "leaked" sex tapes.
We need comprehensive data privacy laws...forcing companies to keep it private and delete it as soon as it is no longer needed, and laws giving us the right to delete our data from third-party sites...We need international cooperation to ensure that companies cannot flaunt data privacy laws simply by moving themselves offshore."
Fat chance. Just don't write anything on the goddamn internet. Maybe you missed the memo, but MySpace and Facebook aren't cool anymore and Twitter only serves to further cheapen your existence. The internet fads will only devolve in content while they expand their data-mining capabilities. The only way that our leadership (and the corporations who own them) will fix the internet is if enough people get tired of it and withdraw altogether from its data-mining fast-food for the brain. Problem is that there are too many infantile latchkey kids out there who won't last 5 seconds without blinkenlights or deluding themselves into believing that others actually give a shit what they have to say.
My own online presence involves only downloading, passive viewing of news websites along with E-mail and trolling Slashdot, and what I write in the latter two are not personal or representative of my meatspace self. Fuck the internet. The meatspace reigns supreme.
What are you trying to say? You're proving TFA's point if you compare the numbers in the Ernie Ball article with the gargantuan awards the RIAA are getting for a handful of songs.
Smidge, Crysis was mainstream. It was an uninspired tech demo performing for performance's own sake.
You want flashy? How about a game kinda like American McGee's Alice with psychedelic graphics which change with the drugs the characters are using? An actual plot with bizarre absurdities and twists that transcend the tired old "space marines and alien zombies" bullshit.
How about a bonanza of psychedelic drug use, David Lynch movies, film noir, graphic sex, offensive language, gratuitous violence, midgets, and the supernatural? A game with the freedom and sprawling map like in the GTA series but with a plot like Lost that will make you wet yourself in anticipation while stringing you along for more!
If I wanted to play the same old shit day after day I'd just play Duke Nukem 3D or become addicted to WoW.
If I were paying in Yen and not dollars, then I'd rather genetically-engineer myself a reasonably-sized penis. You know, one that's larger than a Vienna sausage when erect. Because Asians pay in Yen. And Asians also have small penises.
Arizona is a hot, desolate, conservative shithole populated with senile, diaper-shitting, Oxygen-huffing Right-wing military retirees like that fuckin' moron John McCain who have nothing better to do than blame all of their problems on Mexican Democrats. The rest of its inhabitants are all the other little unwanted, small-minded bakebrain wannabes who invade and overcrowd California's beautiful beaches and Comic-Con.
Maybe if they chose to hover around their own state instead of mine, they could make a difference and unplug the oxygen concentrators which keep their asshole overlords alive. California has enough problems as it is.
ZONIES GO HOME! You can't have your cake and eat it too, assholes. You bought your fucking cheap houses, now you sleep in them. By the way, the rest of the Western United states don't like you. You and Utah can go fuck yourselves. As for that cocksuker Joe Arapio, I pray to Satan that MS-13 and La Nuestra familia get ahold of his ass for a little extraordinary rendition to Mexico and give him some Spanish inquisition.
Paying meatspace cash for items in virtual worlds is illogical and stupid.
I bet the increasing number of women and homosexuals playing online is what's fueling the sales of shit like capes and sofas. Instead of a sense of urgency and action killing monsters and going on raids, players are instead Jewishly hoarding and collecting fashion accessories. Don't forget to give week's allowance to Blizzard so you can buy one of the fabled turds of NecroNegro(tm)...each one is unique!
Now you have 20 virtual handbags and 100 virtual pairs of shoes. Good for you, you little snowballs!
Take the checks away from the old ladies and they'll still be wasting the line's time digging through their purse full of change and coupons or arguing with the cashier about being charged 27 cents more because they read the wrong price tag.
Instead ask for an end to bonuses for store managers (and other corporate trough-feeders) as rewards for keeping payrolls low. Then the people in line will have another line to checkout when some tremulous, bitchy old bag cries and moans and makes the cashier call somebody else to go check the warehouse for more Depends. And 40 people won't have to be fistfucked through 2 lines during peak hours.
Surprisingly enough, my experience in retail has taught me that the best, most polite customers are Hispanics and blacks. The worst customers are stinky, filthy Indians and Arabs who will load up shopping carts full of shit and either leave them in the store or toss out items 1 by 1 when they get all the way to the damn check-out line. Asians and Jews are awful because they are pushy, picky assholes with chalkboard-screech voices. I had to deal with a kike schvitzing about how the menorahs in my store were made in China. Cripples are also assholes, but they are that way because God hates assholes and punishes them accordingly. And old people, of course, are always no fun.
When I first met her, she was in her 60's and had an ass like a drum.
When I first met your mom, she had an asshole the diameter of a bass drum. And like a real bass drum I had to shove pillows inside it until it was tight enough to stay quiet while I was beating it.
Here's the +5 insightful part: anything green is going to have shit quality and shorter life. The sticker rive of the Toyota Prius, for example, is just a faggot tax paid for disobeying God's word.
Don't be a bitch Shakrai. It's funny as hell when that happens. You deserved that offtopic mod for crying to momma.
As perverse as it sounds, it's a good indicator that Slashdot isn't entirely composed of groupthinking zombies. Pull that stick out of your ass and have a couple laughs.
And to the rest of you folks who can see this post - Shakrai is my fan and I am his friend.
Monkey sex already occurs widely in much of Chicago, Detroit, the bad parts of Washington DC, South Central Los Angeles, and Harlem among other places.
In fact, it happens almost exactly like the Star Trek TNG episode you described where Worf (a black man) breaks into Troi (a white woman) 's room and bites her face while he violates her in her own bathtub.
But really, TFA makes no sense. The kind of people who are physically closer to prehistoric are the ones who are spreading all the AIDS, not curing it!
I was appalled to see this prominently shown on the page you linked to. One of the adults (can you guess which one?) probably dosen't even know how to use a computer, and the other one obviously chooses her life partners like she chooses her operating systems.
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And unlike Indians, Americans bathe regularly.
Hygenic employees are happy, productive employees. Even American military manuals state that bathing is linked to morale.
Amen, brutha.
Besides, is it really that difficult to memorize something like www.redtube.com? How about just torrenting porns and storing them in a sekrit folder?
I actually have ADD...but medically diagnosed I'm incapable of concentration...
Wowie, you too? I remember when my friend was medically diagnosed. He ripped a few ads out of Home 'n' Garden magazine and told his doctor, "I think I have this and I want free amphetamines" and now his insurance company pays Big Pharma to let him be a corporate-sponsored drug addict! He gets to tell chicks he has ADD and he gets an extra hour to take exams!
The only way I can function on one single task is to have some form of distractiona[sic] round me...whether radio, TV, /., co-workers...
Yeah, he's like that too. His mommy and daddy bought him a Commodore 64 and an Atari and his own TV when he was 2. After that, he always got everything he wanted. His parents would rather throw a few dollars at him than listen to him scream and kick his feet when things got too quiet.
Without some form of distraction existing, I'm a blubbering non-functional member of society who absolutely cannot concentrate on the task at hand.
You and every other American under age 22.
So yeah, I multitask...but without distraction existing I'm not functional.
That's funny, I know a lot of people who can concentrate and savor a single task or leisure activity. I don't know exactly how they ended up that way, but I imagine that it had something to do with their parents sending them out the door on their bikes or skateboards once in a while.
Apple vs Google, Who Will Control the iPhone?
The same people who have been controlling it this whole time: the homosexuals.
...or are their iPhones controlling them?
Here's the pussy in question. Now you tell me with a straight face what you think of that!
Travelling wave tubes are often encased in a long, cuboid enclosure coupled to a waveguide or other transmission line 90 degrees at the end. That would make it very unpleasant, though you could stick it in her ass and run burn-in if it gets too "gassy" :)
So who's more pathetic -- Timothy for not remembering it, or you for remembering it? Both of you should leave the basement every now and then.
p.s. it's "editors", not "editor's.
...before he forces a judge to make himself turn over my IP address in order to sue me for slander and libel.
Slashdot's web traffic would spike momentarily and then sink like a stone, possibly never to bounce back, if word of that got out. Rob will probably just give your i.p. and a few thousand bucks to the Russian mafia who will then make you "disappear" in a suspicious car accident.
The American fear of their own bodies is borderline psychotic.
Maybe 20 years ago. Thankfully for us chubby-lovers everywhere heroin-chic is no longer a fad. 14 year old girls are willingly sending nekkid pics to entire groups of people with the push of a button. American beaches host chubbies and even fatties, along with skinnies, in bikinis. If there's one good thing the internet did, it's show people how they look compared to other normal people and not models.
Some alarmist religious idiots and other "moralists" used to say that porn caused unrealistic expectations about bodies and behavior. Quite the opposite, it actually made people more comfortable with their bodies! Next time your girlfriend whines about her love handles, just put on a porno and tell her that she's a goddess compared to the women on-screen with the fake tits, beat-up roastbeef pussy, and zit-covered ass. You guys know what I'm talking about. Making a porno is a prerequisite to becoming a celebrity nowdays.
Celebrities themselves are no longer the gods and goddesses people idolized. Now they're just clowns, average airheaded rubes caked with makeup and airbrushing and made famous with "leaked" sex tapes.
One more thing: god dosen't exist.
We need comprehensive data privacy laws...forcing companies to keep it private and delete it as soon as it is no longer needed, and laws giving us the right to delete our data from third-party sites...We need international cooperation to ensure that companies cannot flaunt data privacy laws simply by moving themselves offshore."
Fat chance. Just don't write anything on the goddamn internet. Maybe you missed the memo, but MySpace and Facebook aren't cool anymore and Twitter only serves to further cheapen your existence. The internet fads will only devolve in content while they expand their data-mining capabilities. The only way that our leadership (and the corporations who own them) will fix the internet is if enough people get tired of it and withdraw altogether from its data-mining fast-food for the brain. Problem is that there are too many infantile latchkey kids out there who won't last 5 seconds without blinkenlights or deluding themselves into believing that others actually give a shit what they have to say.
My own online presence involves only downloading, passive viewing of news websites along with E-mail and trolling Slashdot, and what I write in the latter two are not personal or representative of my meatspace self. Fuck the internet. The meatspace reigns supreme.
What are you trying to say? You're proving TFA's point if you compare the numbers in the Ernie Ball article with the gargantuan awards the RIAA are getting for a handful of songs.
Smidge, Crysis was mainstream. It was an uninspired tech demo performing for performance's own sake.
You want flashy? How about a game kinda like American McGee's Alice with psychedelic graphics which change with the drugs the characters are using? An actual plot with bizarre absurdities and twists that transcend the tired old "space marines and alien zombies" bullshit.
How about a bonanza of psychedelic drug use, David Lynch movies, film noir, graphic sex, offensive language, gratuitous violence, midgets, and the supernatural? A game with the freedom and sprawling map like in the GTA series but with a plot like Lost that will make you wet yourself in anticipation while stringing you along for more!
If I wanted to play the same old shit day after day I'd just play Duke Nukem 3D or become addicted to WoW.
For once, outsourcing might be good for the economy.
Agreed, as long as the jobs are given to honest hard-working Americans and not filthy, stinky undesirables from that big diamond-shaped country.
Yeah, I wasn't too impressed with Independence Day either.
If I were paying in Yen and not dollars, then I'd rather genetically-engineer myself a reasonably-sized penis. You know, one that's larger than a Vienna sausage when erect. Because Asians pay in Yen. And Asians also have small penises.
Just sayin'.
Arizona is a hot, desolate, conservative shithole populated with senile, diaper-shitting, Oxygen-huffing Right-wing military retirees like that fuckin' moron John McCain who have nothing better to do than blame all of their problems on Mexican Democrats. The rest of its inhabitants are all the other little unwanted, small-minded bakebrain wannabes who invade and overcrowd California's beautiful beaches and Comic-Con.
Maybe if they chose to hover around their own state instead of mine, they could make a difference and unplug the oxygen concentrators which keep their asshole overlords alive. California has enough problems as it is.
ZONIES GO HOME! You can't have your cake and eat it too, assholes. You bought your fucking cheap houses, now you sleep in them. By the way, the rest of the Western United states don't like you. You and Utah can go fuck yourselves. As for that cocksuker Joe Arapio, I pray to Satan that MS-13 and La Nuestra familia get ahold of his ass for a little extraordinary rendition to Mexico and give him some Spanish inquisition.
Paying meatspace cash for items in virtual worlds is illogical and stupid.
I bet the increasing number of women and homosexuals playing online is what's fueling the sales of shit like capes and sofas. Instead of a sense of urgency and action killing monsters and going on raids, players are instead Jewishly hoarding and collecting fashion accessories. Don't forget to give week's allowance to Blizzard so you can buy one of the fabled turds of NecroNegro(tm)...each one is unique!
Now you have 20 virtual handbags and 100 virtual pairs of shoes. Good for you, you little snowballs!
Of course I have a donkey-sized dick due to my dad
You have his nose, but not his dick. How about the three of you get nose jobs and then you and daddy can take turns waxing momma's back and asshole.
Have fun at the airport you mutt-terrorist fucks!
Too little, too late. Chevys are pieces of shit anyway. I could kick the bumper off of a Silverado.
GM already had their chance to develop and refine the EV1 back in the day, and they fucked that up royally for various reasons.
Take the checks away from the old ladies and they'll still be wasting the line's time digging through their purse full of change and coupons or arguing with the cashier about being charged 27 cents more because they read the wrong price tag.
Instead ask for an end to bonuses for store managers (and other corporate trough-feeders) as rewards for keeping payrolls low. Then the people in line will have another line to checkout when some tremulous, bitchy old bag cries and moans and makes the cashier call somebody else to go check the warehouse for more Depends. And 40 people won't have to be fistfucked through 2 lines during peak hours.
Surprisingly enough, my experience in retail has taught me that the best, most polite customers are Hispanics and blacks. The worst customers are stinky, filthy Indians and Arabs who will load up shopping carts full of shit and either leave them in the store or toss out items 1 by 1 when they get all the way to the damn check-out line. Asians and Jews are awful because they are pushy, picky assholes with chalkboard-screech voices. I had to deal with a kike schvitzing about how the menorahs in my store were made in China. Cripples are also assholes, but they are that way because God hates assholes and punishes them accordingly. And old people, of course, are always no fun.
What else would the basement-dwelling neckbeards and Asperger's trust-fund kids, who actually have the spare time for it, do?
Find a job? In America?! HAW!
When I first met her, she was in her 60's and had an ass like a drum.
When I first met your mom, she had an asshole the diameter of a bass drum. And like a real bass drum I had to shove pillows inside it until it was tight enough to stay quiet while I was beating it.
Here's the +5 insightful part: anything green is going to have shit quality and shorter life. The sticker rive of the Toyota Prius, for example, is just a faggot tax paid for disobeying God's word.
Don't be a bitch Shakrai. It's funny as hell when that happens. You deserved that offtopic mod for crying to momma.
As perverse as it sounds, it's a good indicator that Slashdot isn't entirely composed of groupthinking zombies. Pull that stick out of your ass and have a couple laughs.
And to the rest of you folks who can see this post - Shakrai is my fan and I am his friend.
Monkey sex already occurs widely in much of Chicago, Detroit, the bad parts of Washington DC, South Central Los Angeles, and Harlem among other places.
In fact, it happens almost exactly like the Star Trek TNG episode you described where Worf (a black man) breaks into Troi (a white woman) 's room and bites her face while he violates her in her own bathtub.
But really, TFA makes no sense. The kind of people who are physically closer to prehistoric are the ones who are spreading all the AIDS, not curing it!
Thanks for the link.
I was appalled to see this prominently shown on the page you linked to. One of the adults (can you guess which one?) probably dosen't even know how to use a computer, and the other one obviously chooses her life partners like she chooses her operating systems.