TFA didn't mention the worst part. My friend is an Apple employee assigned to this technology and he told me that, among the sensors mentioned in TFA, there will be an additional "secret" sensor which will void the warranty and brick the device if it detects heterosexual sex.
The design of the secret sensor is widely viewed by insiders as a response to those who voted for prop 8.
Nobody likes hearing their "race" is way more predisposed to go apeshit and kill a ton of people.
Mod parent down! The troll is implying that Africans mimic the behavior of mad gorrillas! AC, I humbly ask that you quit posting that flamebait before you make certain people get all uppity 'n' shit.
Most of the people who go to Defcon are mouth-breathing neckbeards who were taught to root boxes from "Swordfish" and "Hackers". The restare the equally inept Feds who want to be "bad" because they never got any pussy at bible study as youths.
Yes, and that also applies to live music as well. Thing is, with recorded music you have more choices: buy and listen, pirate and listen, stream and listen, don't listen at all, etc.
If we want to see a live band which has reached enough critical mass to play the arena, then we're at the mercy of Ticketmaster -- have fun with those $80 grass seats -- and then we're at the mercy of the venue. In much of Southern California, the big arenas don't even allow cigarettes or lighters. Sacrilige. And no, recorded bootlegs are not the same as being there.
The club bands are the only live musicians receiving my money from here on out.
When a woman rapes a man, he must be hard, inb4 strapon.
If her victim is aroused, is it rape? If a man rapes a woman and she has an orgasm in the process, is it rape?
If a woman is twice as likely to become pregnant if raped, does that make rape immoral?
Finally, ATT sucks. Track their employees leaving the stores and beat the shit out of them, then vandalize their vehicles. Fuck man, it's obvious that they're a front for government spying. When their medical bills are greater than their paychecks and government stipends, the domestic spying will end.
Agreed, if they would have just used a garden-variety silicon computer and a variant of Dyke-stra's algorithm then they could have solved it with lesbians and not gone through the trouble of micromanipulation.
P.S. GTFO Slashdot religious fucks. Go get your cheap endorphin rush at your social masturbation tincan. The rest of us will think for ourselves, thank you. Your kind aren't welcome here.
No, really. Blacks are the angriest people you'll ever meet. Just don't look up when you talk to them or they'll beat the shit out of you...unless you're a fat white woman.
It's a hell of an undertaking for a startup. I suggest using the seed money to lobby for a law which mandates that those turbines be installed on the roofs of the Texans' houses, because we all know Texans are full of hot air (and shit, but that's a different fuel altogether).
Texas may be a big state, but retards tend to be big people.
Signed, Ethanol-fueled: From Excellent to Terrible Karma in seven days.
Yeah, go through all the trouble to abstract and obfuscate your computer operations only to have the NSA suck up and decode all of your internet traffic through their fiber splices at your ISP. Computer privacy and security no longer exist, just get used to it.
I may have had excellent karma two weeks ago, but I can tell you that when pro-lifers allow something like this to live (google Juliana Wetmore), It makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
It's as if science is wiping God's ass rather than antagonizing him.
They shouldn't be allowed to breed. How did they get enough money to afford a smarthouse?
Back on topic, remember that many "public" utilities are businesses. They are going to maximize profit whenever possible and so the "peak hours" concept is rendered moot. They'd probably even charge people more to use electricity in off-hours (special needs == more profit) even though its actually better for the grid.
Free speech can work for you and against you. Lawyers and judges are only men and women who are able to rationalize their biases through verbosity because they slogged it out through law school and then lived in a place where everybody agreed with their decisions until they gained consierable power.
A fresh install of XP on modern equipment is almost as snappy as Linux.
Good post, up until that point. Savvy users of both Linux and XP know that tweeked XP is much snappier and far more convenient than tweeked Linux if both run the same features and don't do anything stupid. That part of your post smacks of an unfair comparison of a naive virus-running XP porn addict and a savvy Linux tweeker who boots to the console.
XP still trumps Linux on a desktop where people want shit to just work.
It's simple: our judges and legislators are making up the rules as they go along. Many of them are out of control and are being bought and sold if not stalked and threatened.
Hey, Aristotle, philosophize this: The submitter's "girlfriend" is moving from Chicago to Oakland. Chicago, IL and Oakland, CA are strongholds for niggers and dykes, and the two are not mutually exclusive.
Whoa...the submitter is a...black woman...helping her black lesbian girlfriend move closer to home! Oh, rapture! A woman on slashdot! A LESBIAN woman on slashdot! Just don't flash that iPhone in Oakland or you gonna get raped.
Religion...is the single factor that has influenced the majority of actions of humanity for as long as history can track.
Here's an old folk tale about a baby possum: There was a baby possum who was too afraid to hang upside down from his tail. His mother(friend, whatever) rubbed this "special sap" on the baby's tail, and he soon hung upside down without fear. Later his mother(friend, whatever) told him that is wasn't special sap, it was just water. From then on the baby possum hung upside down without fear, and without putting anything on his tail. Maybe he needed that initial push, but from then on it would be und=fair to attribute his success to any being other than himself. Religion is that "special sap", and it's time for us to take the training wheels off and move on.
Religion is best enjoyed in historical/literary/philosophical circles, but should not be adhered to as a way of life.
Religion is also kinda like Slashdot's insightful mod: it's neat to dream about things, and some of those dreams lead to good ideas, but if everything was insightful and nothing was informative then we'd just be Digg. 'Nuff said;)
38 comments and a substantial number of people have modded down the folks like the parent who speak the truth.
Let me say it more bluntly: RELIGION IS FUCKING STUPID. Religious people have telepathic conversations with invisible zombies in the sky. Do you religious morons ever feel silly kneeling over your bed, pretending to give a fuck about world peace and feeding the starving orphans when all you really want is to win the fucking lottery?
You are vain-glorious fucks, greedy for your god's own power. You pick and choose what parts of your holy mandates you like and conveniently discard the parts you don't. On the surface you preach equal rights, but your kind have done nothing to stifle social and scientific progress. Do the right-thinking folks a favor and give yourselves a premature rapture.
No, wait a minute. Religion isn't all that bad. Religious texts are useful random number generators because of all the arbitrary numbers that the so-called "prophets" pull out of their ass. The bible is bullshit. I love to roll joints and wipe my ass with Bible and Koran paper. The talmud is also a piece of shit, I swear it eats the dollar bills off my desk when I'm not looking. It usually burps late at night, and while it thinks I don't hear it, I do. Hindus are racist motherfuckers, but they have the most convenient excuse for being so: the dark-skinned outcastes fucked up in a past life.
We need a final solution for all religious people. They could be rounded up and used as guinea pigs for medical trials. Rather that than use actual guinea pigs, the lives of guinea pigs and other mammals are worth much more than religious human scum.
Those are only the Muslim French. And they do it because they are 1st generation, second-class savages who want to see all of those infidel whores in Burqas.
Funny thing about Islamic savages immigrating to Europe is, why?! If the muzzies are so pissed off about this and that, then why do they willingly choose to live in the land of the infidels? Why not just stay in Saudi Arabia or Afghanistan where there are 2 AK's and 4 wives for every man? Are Muslims masochists? Do Muslim immigrants enjoy being pissed off all the time or are they just used to it?!
Maybe there's an explanation for the madness. After all, the American and European governments can only envy the Arab governments' control over their citizens.
It's not about high expectations with rose-colored glasses. It's about them making up the rules as they go along (the "Hey, look what we can do!" principle) and then going even further than that after not enough people step up and say, "Hey, wait a minute..."
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TFA didn't mention the worst part. My friend is an Apple employee assigned to this technology and he told me that, among the sensors mentioned in TFA, there will be an additional "secret" sensor which will void the warranty and brick the device if it detects heterosexual sex.
The design of the secret sensor is widely viewed by insiders as a response to those who voted for prop 8.
Nobody likes hearing their "race" is way more predisposed to go apeshit and kill a ton of people.
Mod parent down! The troll is implying that Africans mimic the behavior of mad gorrillas! AC, I humbly ask that you quit posting that flamebait before you make certain people get all uppity 'n' shit.
Most of the people who go to Defcon are mouth-breathing neckbeards who were taught to root boxes from "Swordfish" and "Hackers". The restare the equally inept Feds who want to be "bad" because they never got any pussy at bible study as youths.
Stupidities all around.
--Ethanol-fueled
Yes, and that also applies to live music as well. Thing is, with recorded music you have more choices: buy and listen, pirate and listen, stream and listen, don't listen at all, etc.
If we want to see a live band which has reached enough critical mass to play the arena, then we're at the mercy of Ticketmaster -- have fun with those $80 grass seats -- and then we're at the mercy of the venue. In much of Southern California, the big arenas don't even allow cigarettes or lighters. Sacrilige. And no, recorded bootlegs are not the same as being there.
The club bands are the only live musicians receiving my money from here on out.
When a woman rapes a man, he must be hard, inb4 strapon.
If her victim is aroused, is it rape? If a man rapes a woman and she has an orgasm in the process, is it rape?
If a woman is twice as likely to become pregnant if raped, does that make rape immoral?
Finally, ATT sucks. Track their employees leaving the stores and beat the shit out of them, then vandalize their vehicles. Fuck man, it's obvious that they're a front for government spying. When their medical bills are greater than their paychecks and government stipends, the domestic spying will end.
Agreed, if they would have just used a garden-variety silicon computer and a variant of Dyke-stra's algorithm then they could have solved it with lesbians and not gone through the trouble of micromanipulation.
P.S. GTFO Slashdot religious fucks. Go get your cheap endorphin rush at your social masturbation tincan. The rest of us will think for ourselves, thank you. Your kind aren't welcome here.
White women rape your niggers.
Nigger problem.
No, really. Blacks are the angriest people you'll ever meet. Just don't look up when you talk to them or they'll beat the shit out of you...unless you're a fat white woman.
That's a fucking Jew for 'ya.
I can envision him rubbing his hands together like a hungry fly that just landed on a steaming pile of tasty shit.
It's a hell of an undertaking for a startup. I suggest using the seed money to lobby for a law which mandates that those turbines be installed on the roofs of the Texans' houses, because we all know Texans are full of hot air (and shit, but that's a different fuel altogether).
Texas may be a big state, but retards tend to be big people.
Signed, Ethanol-fueled: From Excellent to Terrible Karma in seven days.
The article is about an instant-on OS.
IN contrast, Niggerbuntu is slower than an inner-city youth's[1] unsucessful runs through the standardized tests[2].
[1] euphemism for niglets or beanerlets
[2] state-sponsored proof that minorities are best left to flip burgers
Yeah, go through all the trouble to abstract and obfuscate your computer operations only to have the NSA suck up and decode all of your internet traffic through their fiber splices at your ISP. Computer privacy and security no longer exist, just get used to it.
I may have had excellent karma two weeks ago, but I can tell you that when pro-lifers allow something like this to live (google Juliana Wetmore), It makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
It's as if science is wiping God's ass rather than antagonizing him.
Considering that most of the family was blind
They shouldn't be allowed to breed. How did they get enough money to afford a smarthouse?
Back on topic, remember that many "public" utilities are businesses. They are going to maximize profit whenever possible and so the "peak hours" concept is rendered moot. They'd probably even charge people more to use electricity in off-hours (special needs == more profit) even though its actually better for the grid.
Free speech can work for you and against you. Lawyers and judges are only men and women who are able to rationalize their biases through verbosity because they slogged it out through law school and then lived in a place where everybody agreed with their decisions until they gained consierable power.
I prefer both, for what they're good at. Windows for running my pir^H^H^H expensive, specialized software and Linux for day-to-day tasks.
A fresh install of XP on modern equipment is almost as snappy as Linux.
Good post, up until that point. Savvy users of both Linux and XP know that tweeked XP is much snappier and far more convenient than tweeked Linux if both run the same features and don't do anything stupid. That part of your post smacks of an unfair comparison of a naive virus-running XP porn addict and a savvy Linux tweeker who boots to the console.
XP still trumps Linux on a desktop where people want shit to just work.
It's simple: our judges and legislators are making up the rules as they go along. Many of them are out of control and are being bought and sold if not stalked and threatened.
Hey, Aristotle, philosophize this: The submitter's "girlfriend" is moving from Chicago to Oakland. Chicago, IL and Oakland, CA are strongholds for niggers and dykes, and the two are not mutually exclusive.
Whoa...the submitter is a...black woman...helping her black lesbian girlfriend move closer to home! Oh, rapture! A woman on slashdot! A LESBIAN woman on slashdot! Just don't flash that iPhone in Oakland or you gonna get raped.
Religion...is the single factor that has influenced the majority of actions of humanity for as long as history can track.
Here's an old folk tale about a baby possum: There was a baby possum who was too afraid to hang upside down from his tail. His mother(friend, whatever) rubbed this "special sap" on the baby's tail, and he soon hung upside down without fear. Later his mother(friend, whatever) told him that is wasn't special sap, it was just water. From then on the baby possum hung upside down without fear, and without putting anything on his tail. Maybe he needed that initial push, but from then on it would be und=fair to attribute his success to any being other than himself. Religion is that "special sap", and it's time for us to take the training wheels off and move on.
;)
Religion is best enjoyed in historical/literary/philosophical circles, but should not be adhered to as a way of life.
Religion is also kinda like Slashdot's insightful mod: it's neat to dream about things, and some of those dreams lead to good ideas, but if everything was insightful and nothing was informative then we'd just be Digg. 'Nuff said
38 comments and a substantial number of people have modded down the folks like the parent who speak the truth.
Let me say it more bluntly: RELIGION IS FUCKING STUPID. Religious people have telepathic conversations with invisible zombies in the sky. Do you religious morons ever feel silly kneeling over your bed, pretending to give a fuck about world peace and feeding the starving orphans when all you really want is to win the fucking lottery?
You are vain-glorious fucks, greedy for your god's own power. You pick and choose what parts of your holy mandates you like and conveniently discard the parts you don't. On the surface you preach equal rights, but your kind have done nothing to stifle social and scientific progress. Do the right-thinking folks a favor and give yourselves a premature rapture.
No, wait a minute. Religion isn't all that bad. Religious texts are useful random number generators because of all the arbitrary numbers that the so-called "prophets" pull out of their ass. The bible is bullshit. I love to roll joints and wipe my ass with Bible and Koran paper. The talmud is also a piece of shit, I swear it eats the dollar bills off my desk when I'm not looking. It usually burps late at night, and while it thinks I don't hear it, I do. Hindus are racist motherfuckers, but they have the most convenient excuse for being so: the dark-skinned outcastes fucked up in a past life.
We need a final solution for all religious people. They could be rounded up and used as guinea pigs for medical trials. Rather that than use actual guinea pigs, the lives of guinea pigs and other mammals are worth much more than religious human scum.
If everyone could hack into any person's brain and have sex with whoever they want, then what kind of society would that be like?
A society of puppeteering sociopaths. Not too much different from what we have today, except that everybody would be equally powerful.
Oh, please. Google OS is a glorified web browser tailored to netbooks. It won't even make a scratch on Windows' entrenchment in the desktop market.
Those are only the Muslim French. And they do it because they are 1st generation, second-class savages who want to see all of those infidel whores in Burqas.
Funny thing about Islamic savages immigrating to Europe is, why?! If the muzzies are so pissed off about this and that, then why do they willingly choose to live in the land of the infidels? Why not just stay in Saudi Arabia or Afghanistan where there are 2 AK's and 4 wives for every man? Are Muslims masochists? Do Muslim immigrants enjoy being pissed off all the time or are they just used to it?!
Maybe there's an explanation for the madness. After all, the American and European governments can only envy the Arab governments' control over their citizens.
It's not about high expectations with rose-colored glasses. It's about them making up the rules as they go along (the "Hey, look what we can do!" principle) and then going even further than that after not enough people step up and say, "Hey, wait a minute..."