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Scammer Plants a Fake ATM At Defcon 17

Groo Wanderer writes "Normally, a well-crafted fake ATM would skim a lot of card information before it was noticed, if it was ever noticed at all. Because it is safer for the criminals and harder to prosecute, financial crimes like this are spreading fast. If you are smart, you don't try to pull one off in the middle of a computer security convention where the attendees are very good at spotting such scams. That said, some not-so-bright criminal tried to plant a fake ATM at Defcon. He now has one less fake ATM and a whole lot of investigators on his tail."

394 comments

  1. Epic Fail by TornCityVenz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    One wonders if it wasn't just bait to get security to tip their hand for a more thought out caper.

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    1. Re:Epic Fail by Fluffeh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would doubt that. If anything, maybe someone suggested it as a location for a joke and some dumb bewb fell for it.

      It would be like telling some dumb fool to try to set up fake slot machines in the lobby of some Vegas casino for a laugh and watching the tit go ahead and do it...

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    2. Re:Epic Fail by EdIII · · Score: 4, Funny

      One wonders if it wasn't just bait to get security to tip their hand for a more thought out caper.

      Been watching Oceans Eleven have we?

    3. Re:Epic Fail by JWSmythe · · Score: 2, Insightful

          That was my thought too. I'd suspect if it was a prank, the PC will have a note taped to it saying "Welcome to DefCon" or something like that, hopefully with a description of the prank and the root/Administrator password to the machine so they can inspect it.

          Of course, no forensics person (hopefully) would just log in with the given password, as if it was real, it could trip a cleanup routine. Providing the password would simply be a show of good faith to it being a prank.

          It could have been a fraud, and the folks doing it had no clue that Defcon was about to happen, and/or they had no clue what Defcon is.

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    4. Re:Epic Fail by TiberSeptm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A better show of good faith would be if the card-reader were not actually connected internally with a sticky note inside saying that was done intentionally. At least that's what I'd do if I wanted to pull a prank like that and not face 5+ years in prison.

    5. Re:Epic Fail by cyclomedia · · Score: 4, Informative

      Or Ronin, the "Would you take a picture of me and my wife?" scene

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    6. Re:Epic Fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      ... and Encyclopaedia Dramatica is where mediocre victims of high school ostracism clamber like pantomime dwarfs on each other's shoulders to mock the lowest hanging fruit. The troupe is led by Sherrod Degeneres, a paler Snow White and typical product of her educational background: applying finely tuned loghorrea to complete a CV of has-beens, a "security expert" with barely a mastery of the BSD command line. Does this offbeat love child of the modern Peter Norton rise by night to dig up graves and proudly inflict fresh wounds upon the dead? This is neither war nor sport, and it is better to have nothing to do than to work at nothing, is it not, my Pierian paddling dumpling?

    7. Re:Epic Fail by laihduttaminen · · Score: 1

      Yeah, these things are just unbelievable. I heard some time ago some scammers tried to do this same trick also in the UK.

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    8. Re:Epic Fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One wonders if it wasn't just bait to get security to tip their hand for a more thought out caper.

      Been watching Oceans Eleven have we?

      Worse; reading TVTropes

    9. Re:Epic Fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Best summary of ED ever.

    10. Re:Epic Fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *yawn*

    11. Re:Epic Fail by interploy · · Score: 1

      I wonder how many people got duped before someone noticed it was fake. You just know it happened, but no nerd is willing to take that kind of hit to their pride by fessing up.

    12. Re:Epic Fail by Saint+Fnordius · · Score: 1

      My first thought was that it might have been set up by some overeager "investigative" television crew, hoping to catch security experts not following their own advice. My second thought was that they figured the chutzpah would be enough, that the attendees would be lulled into a false sense of security.

    13. Re:Epic Fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i wasn't at defcon and i wasn't in russia. i live in france at the moment and not but a few hours after reading this article, my bank let me know that my card had been used in Miami whilst i sat comfortably in my office in the middle of france. so, has anyone found an article detailing possible means of loading the software to the atm?

      i'm now an interested reader.

      -ac

  2. Defcon 5 isn't peaceful enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I know we've been pulling out of Iraq, but going down to Defcon 17 just seems ridiculous.

    1. Re:Defcon 5 isn't peaceful enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. I mean, what's next? Defcon 18?

    2. Re:Defcon 5 isn't peaceful enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DefCon 1 means extremely urgent.

      DefCon 5 means no urgency.

      DefCon 17 would mean world peace maybe? Not a bad situation.

    3. Re:Defcon 5 isn't peaceful enough by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 3, Funny

      I would put world peace at around 8.

      10 would be a massive party with excessive amounts of alcohol.

      12 would have half of them die of various overdoses.

    4. Re:Defcon 5 isn't peaceful enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but where are we going to get the order of magnitude more hookers and blackjack?

    5. Re:Defcon 5 isn't peaceful enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      rofl. Yo, eat shit and die :)

  3. Pedant Warning! by ZackSchil · · Score: 5, Funny

    Article contains the terms "ATM Machine" and "PIN Number". Read at your own risk.

    1. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, like we are going to RTFA the farking article.

    2. Re:Pedant Warning! by Aphex+Junkie · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Yeah, like we are going to RTFA the farking article.

      That's pretty redundant

    3. Re:Pedant Warning! by MeatBag+PussRocket · · Score: 2, Funny

      ***WOOOOOOOOSSSSSHHHHH***

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    4. Re:Pedant Warning! by Mononoke · · Score: 5, Funny

      Read at your own risk.

      At whom else's risk would I read it?

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    5. Re:Pedant Warning! by Minwee · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe it is referring to the other, NSFW definition of ATM. This is a hotel in Las Vegas, you know.

    6. Re:Pedant Warning! by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 5, Funny

      Asynchronous Transfer Mode? (Imagining that as a sexual euphemism gives me all kinds of degrading ideas)

    7. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Modded redundant! One can almost taste the poetic justice.

    8. Re:Pedant Warning! by Starayo · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Remember to keep your PIN number safe for use with ATM machines.

      A message from the Department of Redundancy Department.

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    9. Re:Pedant Warning! by rlseaman · · Score: 2, Funny

      Would you really prefer "AT Machine" and "PI Number"?

    10. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      I can't tell if you're joking or if you're actually that stupid. I'm pretty sure the perfected way would just be ATM and PIN, without the redundancy.

    11. Re:Pedant Warning! by soniCron88 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Rated "5, Informative" was enough for me.

    12. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean pi?

    13. Re:Pedant Warning! by johncadengo · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can just imagine the conversations...

      "Honey, I'm at the at machine, but I forgot my pi number."
      "Daniel babe, its 3141 you should know this by now."

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    14. Re:Pedant Warning! by phoenix_rizzen · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      No, but one could use the much simpler "ATM" and "PIN". Everyone knows the former is a machine, and the latter is a number. To be most correct, and formal, one could even expand the abbreviation the first time it is used.

    15. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called "Two Girls, One Cup."

      I'm not killing my karma for that, though.

    16. Re:Pedant Warning! by jbburks · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is hosted in the US. It's at the poster's and the hoster's risk. I can sue you if it's true. I can sue you if it's not true. I can sue you if I'm blind and you don't have captions on the images. I would not sue for these, but plenty of other operators have been sued for just this kind of thing.

    17. Re:Pedant Warning! by sconeu · · Score: 2, Funny

      But I *want* an Automatic ATM Machine and a Personal PIN Number!

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    18. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would you really prefer "AT Machine" and "PI Number"?

      PI number, but to how many decimal places?

    19. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      By your logic, "r u going 2 da store" is properly formed English.

    20. Re:Pedant Warning! by epine · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Article contains the terms "ATM Machine" and "PIN Number". Read at your own risk.

      Languages are shaped by cognitive cost. This is what Steven Pinker seems not to get. There _is_ an innate language instinct, it's just not what he thinks it is. What we all share is the ability to introspect the cognitive cost of figuring out "WTH is this dude trying to convey?"

      One of the key insights on language is that Lempel-Ziv compression never transmits the compression dictionary. The dictionary is implied because the compression program and the decompression program share the same dictionary construction heuristic. This is a trick you can pull off only if the two sides of the channel share the same cognitive architecture. There are no shortage of examples out there of how fast communication breaks down when the parties begin with fundamentally different premises on how to structure the categories of thought.

      Here's another fundamental question: what portion of the brain's cognitive activity is devoted to power management? For one thing, glucose is precious resource, and the brain is a chug-a-lug organ where it comes to glucose consumption. For another, the brain is costly to cool. From the real-time perspective (which governed 5.999 million years of human evolution), there's not much use firing up the abstract-noun chocolate factory when you need a survival response in under 100ms.

      There's another truism here: fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me. (Or, if you've spent forty years fouling your spark plugs, "fool me once, shame on -- shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again.")

      When you get surprised by a lion, first you need to act, secondly, you need to record, to avert recurrence, after deferred reflection.

      However, the brain does not record broad-spectrum. There's just too much. It's easy to build a PVR these days with 1TB of storage. I still haven't seen one where the tuner is replaced by a DC-to-daylight recording mode.

      You can't defer deciding what to record for very long. So this is an obligatory cognitive function when your brain is already heavily loaded. At high enough stress levels, the recording function does shut down. Assessing and responding to cognitive burden is a mission-critical survival function. This is a key foundation for language learning.

      A child doesn't need a special gene to discover the linguistic consequences of garden path sentence structures. "Oh damn, my mind when the wrong direction, and I wasted cognitive effort". Thus a child can self-infer a constraint on viable grammatical form, even if, in the manner of an LZW dictionary, the constraint is never explicitly conveyed from the language proficient to the language learner. The underlying assumption that makes this work in practise is that the architectural model of the child's brain resembles that of the rest of the population. This is 99% satisfied by being a member of the same species, without any weird genetic Pinkerisms.

      As the language convention becomes more sophisticated, some parameters in the ambiguity resolution process become social constructs. Given a conflict between two heuristics, which takes priority? The important thing to realize about socially determined linguistic parameters is that they tend to vary across discourse settings. Experts have slightly different rules among themselves than apply in heterogeneous settings, where, e.g. half the people involved are ESL.

      There was a thread here the other day on the consequences of a non-specialist treating guilt and liability as vaguely synonymous in exactly the wrong forum (wrists cuffed to ankles by the minions of RIAA).

      A person incapable of pedanticism is not likely to succeed with either law or software. (This is one of the reasons why the IANAL meme on slashdot annoys the hell out of me: if the law is too complex to be successfully interpreted by a concentrated group of the weediest pedants on planet earth, just maybe perhaps the root c

    21. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use the expression "ATM Machine Machine" just to emphasise the redundancy.

    22. Re:Pedant Warning! by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Being Canadian I usually call it a 'bank machine' rather than an ATM. That is the common term here, very few people call it an ATM. The funny thing is, when I lived in the U.S. I would have to remember to use the term ATM instead of bank machine. While some people knew what I meant when I would ask, "where's the closest bank machine," an unbelievable number would look at me with a blank stare and ask what I meant. Then I would remember and say, "the closest ATM." Then I would get a look of understanding and then the directions. In fact I would hazard that something like 60 or 70% of the people would respond like that. I can't give exact numbers, but absolutely for sure, most people didn't know what I meant by 'bank machine'. The same when I asked for the 'bathroom'. I would have to translate to 'rest room' (the WC for those overseas :) ). When I remembered to use the local term, they would ask why I call it a bathroom, there aren't any baths there. And I would reply, why do you call it a rest room, I can tell you for sure I won't be doing any resting... maybe a lot of grunting, but no resting. It's funny how English can be so different. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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    23. Re:Pedant Warning! by machine321 · · Score: 5, Funny

      So, in Canada, if you're going to steal a money-dispensing machine, you tell people you're going to take a BM?

    24. Re:Pedant Warning! by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

      Way too funny... please mod up? roflmao

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    25. Re:Pedant Warning! by v1 · · Score: 3, Funny

      You just need to learn more aboot the language before you visit.

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    26. Re:Pedant Warning! by ikkonoishi · · Score: 3, Funny

      The real one is worse.
      http://www.all-acronyms.com/cat/9/ATM

      "Abbreviatiated text messaging" *shudder*

    27. Re:Pedant Warning! by Matchstick · · Score: 1

      That was the best discussion post I've ever read on slashdot.

    28. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Back at you.

    29. Re:Pedant Warning! by Capsaicin · · Score: 1, Insightful

      By your logic, "r u going 2 da store" is properly formed English.

      Gramatically it is a properly formed English sentence. Although the orthography is non-traditional, it's readable to most English readers. Moreover, it could be an appropriate way to communicate a message in a medium requiring parsimony, as for instance when sending text messages on mobile (cell) phones.

      This example does not seem to impugn OP's logic, his aesthetics perhaps ...

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    30. Re:Pedant Warning! by mano.m · · Score: 1

      English? America? I fail to see the connexion.

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    31. Re:Pedant Warning! by babblefrog · · Score: 1

      I thought you canucks all used the 'wash room'.

    32. Re:Pedant Warning! by OctaviusIII · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Holy crap: meta!

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    33. Re:Pedant Warning! by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's the 'warsh room' to you buddy. ;-)

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    34. Re:Pedant Warning! by thesandtiger · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm baffled by this...

      Where were you in the US that people didn't know what a bathroom was? I mean that seriously - I've never in my life met someone who spoke English with at least medium facility who didn't know the terms "bathroom" "toilet" "restroom" "powder room" or "washroom," or any number of other more slangy terms for it. "WC" is a little less common in the US, but still generally understood.

      And "Bank Machine" isn't a common term over here, but where were you that people weren't able to figure it out? If they were also completely flummoxed by "bath room" I'm going to guess it was an area where lead paint chips were a regional delicacy? Or was this so long ago that the devices were unknown to many? I did go on a trip to Oklahoma some years back where kids would actually ask if they could watch me use "the magic money machine," but those were children in a VERY small town, the machines were a novelty in many larger areas, and the kids in question were about 6-8 years old.

      I absolutely don't mean to come off as hostile - I'm honestly amazed and curious.

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    35. Re:Pedant Warning! by eharvill · · Score: 1

      Ug. I got tired of reading after the 8th paragraph or so...

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    36. Re:Pedant Warning! by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I share your curiosity. I've lived in the northeastern US my whole life, and have never said anything except "bathroom" - though I have to admit never seeing the word "WC" until I was about 19. "Bank machine" is not very common, but I'm not sure how it could cause any confusion - though my occasional slip into the old "MAC machine" habit does throw people off when I'm not in the immediate Philadelphia area.

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    37. Re:Pedant Warning! by djdavetrouble · · Score: 1

      That was a truly magnificent post. Thank you.

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    38. Re:Pedant Warning! by afaik_ianal · · Score: 1

      Weird - he has the same pi number as me!

    39. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's an interesting theory, but you know more about ATX boards than brains, and it shows.

    40. Re:Pedant Warning! by QuoteMstr · · Score: 1

      Thank you for this lucid post. This is the kind of discussion that allows me to put up with the ignorant hordes here.

    41. Re:Pedant Warning! by drsmithy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The same when I asked for the 'bathroom'.

      I, too, find American's aversion to referring to toilets by anything that vaguely resembles what one might do in them, damn strange. With that said, given their obsession with germs and hygiene is unsurpassed by pretty much no other culture (with the possible exception of the Japanese), I suppose it's not all that surprising.

      I have an English friend who likes to tell the story of the first time he was in the US, trying to find a toilet in a shopping centre ("though they call it a 'mall'", he likes to chuckle about), and asked a security guard for directions.

      First he asked "where's the loo". <blank stare>
      Then he asked "where's the WC". <blank stare>
      Then he asked "where's the bathroom". <blank stare>
      Then he asked "where's the toilet". <blank stare>

      Finally, someone standing nearby who had overheard, said "the rest room is over there".

      He likes to reflect on how, of all the countries he's travelled to in the world (most of which do not have English as a local language), the one he had the hardest trouble finding a toilet in (due to comprehension problems) was America. This usually happens in the context of a "Great Britain and the USA, two countries separated by a common language" style discussion. :)

    42. Re:Pedant Warning! by jcrousedotcom · · Score: 1

      The same when I asked for the 'bathroom'. I would have to translate to 'rest room' (the WC for those overseas :) ). When I remembered to use the local term, they would ask why I call it a bathroom, there aren't any baths there. And I would reply, why do you call it a rest room, I can tell you for sure I won't be doing any resting... maybe a lot of grunting, but no resting.

      Maybe its because I grew up in Michigan and lived in NW Ohio before moving to FL, but I always called it a bathroom, ever since I was a kid. I honestly (except when I was in Europe and had to call it a water closet, agreeing with your statement about that) can't ever think of a time someone didn't use either term interchangeably... Is there a specific part of the States you visit that doesn't understand the term bathroom?

      As to bank machine, I woulda' understood ya but I woulda' known you weren't from these parts.... ;)

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    43. Re:Pedant Warning! by PitViper401 · · Score: 3, Funny

      hey I love ping pong!

    44. Re:Pedant Warning! by kiddygrinder · · Score: 0, Troll

      tldr

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    45. Re:Pedant Warning! by saleenS281 · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's A2M.

    46. Re:Pedant Warning! by Truth+is+life · · Score: 1

      Let me be the third to say that I wonder where the hell this security guard was from that not only 'bathroom' but also toilet weren't understood. I'm from Texas and have called it the bathroom my whole life. Of course, he was a mall cop, he was probably just an idiot.

    47. Re:Pedant Warning! by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      The first ATMs in my town were "MPact" and "Pulse" so I called them "IMPulse Machines" and I still do.

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    48. Re:Pedant Warning! by adelgado · · Score: 0, Troll

      He likes to reflect on how, of all the countries he's travelled to in the world (most of which do not have English as a local language), the one he had the hardest trouble finding a toilet in (due to comprehension problems) was America.

      America isn't a country tough, you know, it's a continent. I'm pretty sure all these questions wouldn't get him to a restroom in the part of America I live, unless spoken in Portuguese.

    49. Re:Pedant Warning! by PachmanP · · Score: 2, Informative

      I, too, find American's aversion to referring to toilets by anything that vaguely resembles what one might do in them, damn strange.

      Nah, we just don't like to refer to it as the shitter or the pisser in polite company.

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    50. Re:Pedant Warning! by zvonik · · Score: 0

      Wow! Will you be my neighbor? I could discuss life with you for hours and then send you home and sleep the deep sleep of resolution. It's a magnificent post.

    51. Re:Pedant Warning! by nacturation · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's the 'warsh room' to you buddy. ;-)

      Yes, if you're retarded or from the Maritimes, but I repeat myself.

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    52. Re:Pedant Warning! by nacturation · · Score: 4, Funny

      Lastly he said "Please direct me to your nearest porcelain receptacle that I may initiate peristalsis and thus deposit my faeces therein."

      On a related note, there's those baby wipes called "Baby Faces" and I so which I could photoshop those in real life and add an "e" to make it "Baby Faeces".

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    53. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it "rubbiest rubes" or "rubiest rubes"?

    54. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is Slashdot. You're allowed to say 'fucking'.

    55. Re:Pedant Warning! by honkycat · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I suspect the failed communication was due to pronunciation rather than vocabulary. While "loo" and especially "WC" are very rare terms over here, "bathroom" is certainly the primary, standard term for almost everyone I know. Public bathrooms are typically called restrooms, but I'd be totally shocked to find someone who called their bathroom at home a restroom.

      However, I could completely imagine someone with a moderate or thick British accent having a lot of trouble communicating with someone in the US. There are a lot of regional US accents that bear little resemblance to some of the British speech patterns, and a lot of people don't get outside their region very often.

    56. Re:Pedant Warning! by daisybelle · · Score: 1

      (uh, dative + possessive case-mashing? Try 'whose else's' :p )

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    57. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. The people that freak out when someone uses a phrase like NT technology or PIN number makes me scratch my head and wonder as well.

    58. Re:Pedant Warning! by bobdown2001 · · Score: 1

      Nah, he's going to take a "BM Machine" eh you hoser! ;)

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    59. Re:Pedant Warning! by quadrox · · Score: 0

      America is not a continent, America is a country. While it's not the official name of it, the US is often referred to as such.

      The continent would be South America and North America respectively.

    60. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As an American, I know what a bathroom is.

    61. Re:Pedant Warning! by quadrox · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "A child doesn't need a special gene to discover the linguistic consequences of garden path sentence structures. "Oh damn, my mind when the wrong direction, and I wasted cognitive effort". Thus a child can self-infer a constraint on viable grammatical form, even if, in the manner of an LZW dictionary, the constraint is never explicitly conveyed from the language proficient to the language learner."

      Oh how I wish that were true. I have seen too many people complain about something someone did, only to do it themselfes and not realizing it. Most people lack the sort of self reflection that allows them to see the error in their ways.

    62. Re:Pedant Warning! by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 3, Funny

      On a related note, there's those baby wipes called "Baby Faces" and I so which I could photoshop those in real life and add an "e" to make it "Baby Faeces".

      Don't even start me on the portable toilets called "Honey Bucket"...

    63. Re:Pedant Warning! by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      By your logic, "r u going 2 da store" is properly formed English.

      I said "more people" not "more high schoolers texting each other."

    64. Re:Pedant Warning! by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 2, Funny

      "powder room" and "washroom" would confuse me (the terms are never used 'round here) but not understanding "bathroom" must have required very special medical treatment.

    65. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some people just care about bashing other people's articles. When they know dam well what the person is intending on saying, they have nothing better to do then judge other peoples internet grammar.

    66. Re:Pedant Warning! by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 2, Funny

      Um...Congratulations?

    67. Re:Pedant Warning! by rlseaman · · Score: 1

      Languages are shaped by cognitive cost. This is what Steven Pinker seems not to get.

      Perhaps Pinker (and the rest of us) would get it if you explained what you mean directly, rather than by analogy with Lempel-Ziv.

      Burrows-Wheeler would make a better analogy anyway. (Or how about Roberts' Subtractive Dither?)

      One of the key insights on language is that Lempel-Ziv compression never transmits the compression dictionary. The dictionary is implied because the compression program and the decompression program share the same dictionary construction heuristic. This is a trick you can pull off only if the two sides of the channel share the same cognitive architecture.

      Um - how about redundancy in engineering? Two vendors can build to fit the same requirements (as with the space shuttle computers). What needs to be shared is the external physical model, not the internal architecture. I gather this is what you dislike about Pinker - or rather about Pinker's popular books explaining general concepts of current thinking about language.

      Or are you really asserting that when H. sapiens finally meets Marvin the Martian that about all we'll manage to convey is, "Say what?!?"

    68. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...more like a BMA

    69. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But - are they using it to retrieve up to $1000 dollars?

    70. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      To prevent future pretentious misuse of language...

      whom=him
      who=he

      At whom else's risk? Him's risk. :-(

      At who else's risk? His risk. ;-)

      </Pedant>

    71. Re:Pedant Warning! by drsmithy · · Score: 0

      America isn't a country tough, you know, it's a continent.

      Since you're being a pedantic ass...

      There is no continent called "America".

    72. Re:Pedant Warning! by BikeHelmet · · Score: 1

      Low blow man, low blow.

      Ahh man, my back is killing me for fixing ruffs all day long.

    73. Re:Pedant Warning! by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      I suspect the failed communication was due to pronunciation rather than vocabulary.

      I'm sure it did as well, although it does make a good story, and having travelled the the US a few times I can certainly see the grain of truth in there.

      This was probably 20-30 years ago, as well, although I cannot remember where in the US he claimed to have been at the time.

    74. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, thanks for the warning, I won't read the article. Just tell me did it have a CRT tube or an LCD display?

    75. Re:Pedant Warning! by threat_or_menace · · Score: 1

      I have the impression that about all we're able to get out of decades of recording whale and dolphin communications is "say what?" We've only just lately stumbled on infrasound communication between elephants over very long distances, and again we're pretty much at "say what?" We're a little bit better at certain communications when they're almost always accompanied by fighting, fucking, or scattering but by and large we have a huge number of what many of us assume are less-complicated-than-our-own-oh-so-wondrous communications - and by and large, we can do fuck-all as far as figuring them out.

      Faced with that, we tend to either forget that they may convey more information than we can parse, or state that they do not convey that information, since they are not able to convey it to us. Not that they convey, say, the works of Shakespeare of the Pachyderms, but rather that they may well be conveying quite a bit more information than we realize.

      One of my favorite bits of the history of language study is that language needed a lot of redefinition after Karl von Frisch figured out how bees were using dance to communicate place and direction of things not visible to the rest of the hive, food and water. Quite a bit of a problem for a lot of what had been thought about what language was up until that time.

      I want to thank the original poster for a jaw-droppingly stimulating post.

    76. Re:Pedant Warning! by dubski · · Score: 1

      Is that you Jimmy Two Times?

    77. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh men, we all know this joke : the guard was deaf !

    78. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if the law is too complex to be successfully interpreted by a concentrated group of the weediest pedants on planet earth, just maybe perhaps the root cause is professional insularity rather than necessary linguistic specialization.

      Actually I think the problem is that in common law countries you have to take into account case law as well as statute law. It's easy to find statute law, but unless you put a lot of time into studying it you won't know the relevant case law.

    79. Re:Pedant Warning! by thefekete · · Score: 1

      Funny... I read this whole post, but I'll be damned if I'll read the article!

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    80. Re:Pedant Warning! by fruey · · Score: 1

      Very good post indeed; however it's totally off on a tangent compared to the topic.

      Nonetheless it's refreshing to see such an involved post, especially given that it's a deconstruction of tautology - more specifically RAS Syndrome. Funny that two examples given on that page are PIN and ATM :)

      Language is generally redundant, as I have learned while bringing up my son as a bilingual. I live in France and his main language input is French - at nursery school (kindergarten), on television, with friends. I speak to him exclusively in English, and find that it is necessary to repeat the same concepts using different vocabulary since his command of English is limited. Indeed, he only speaks French but will shows his comprehension of English by replying correctly (in French) to questions posed in English. Increasingly of late, he will stop me and ask what an English word means. I do not wish to tell him it means the same as a known French word, so repetition and expansion of the concept is the only way for me to respond to him.

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    81. Re:Pedant Warning! by notmyusualnickname · · Score: 1

      Feh. Lightweight.

    82. Re:Pedant Warning! by Sobrique · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Am I the only one who has lived in a house where it had a a literal bath room - as in, a room with a bath (and shower head) in it, and nothing else? And the toilet was a separate room, so you didn't occupy the toilet whilst you were having a bath. Given I like to have a long soak in a bath tub - generally with a book - this seemed an excellent notion, but it somehow seems bizarre that you ask for, and look for a bath, when what you really need is a toilet. Presuming you don't use these two facilities interchangably (and if you do, you're not allowed to visit my house) why should you use the words interchangably?

    83. Re:Pedant Warning! by vorlich · · Score: 3, Funny

      In Miami City, when I lived there, I went down to the deli/supermarket/minimarket that sells everything and had the following conversation:

      VORLICH:[In his best Scottish Grammar School English] "and can I have four AA batteries, please?"
      SALESGUY: "Y'Wot?"
      VORLICH: [speaking slower and pointing directly to them] "Four AA Batteries, please."
      SALESGUY: "Y'Wot?"
      VORLICH: "Four AA badderees, please."
      SALESGUY: "Aw, why'd y'not say that?

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    84. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it is referring to the other, NSFW definition of ATM. This is a hotel in Las Vegas, you know.

      you NEVER go ATM!

    85. Re:Pedant Warning! by ATMD · · Score: 5, Funny

      Of course, whether you get to do any is another matter.

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    86. Re:Pedant Warning! by boyturtle · · Score: 1

      English is so diverse isnt it. In England we merely refer to these devices as 'Hole in the Wall'. But then we are very simple on this side of the pond

    87. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes there is. It is called "America". You're standing right on it, presumably.

    88. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've got the following facilities in my house:
      1/ Small room with toilet and shower (ensuite to bedroom)
      2/ Bathroom with toilet, bath, seperate shower and basin.
      3/ Small room with toilet (currently broken) and basin.

      And there's only two of us...

    89. Re:Pedant Warning! by ioshhdflwuegfh · · Score: 1
      If we are laughing at "ATM machine" or "PIN number" or "RTFA the farking article", we are not laughing at you. Your whole theory is that the workings of the brain w.r.t language are to be interpreted through a working of a child's brain and not adults, because the language of adults is already contaminated with degenerate sexual filth, which you undertake to expose as such out of nowhere, or to be precise, your explanations are additionally supplanted with sexual analogies. Examples are abundant.

      In my own notes, I tend to write out the redundant noun, because in this form I read it faster, even though it makes me gag every time. I'm just not wired to shave 1% in comprehension speed for a 100% gain in elegance.

      Some people prefer to shave so that it looks prettier and they don't gag. It does not threaten me.

    90. Re:Pedant Warning! by BrentH · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Here in the Netherlands everyone calls it either 'to PIN some money' (because everyone refers to their debit-cards as PIN-cards) or 'to get some money from the wall'. Can't get used to 'ATM' either. Although I think I just read it in the comments just now, I cant remember what ATM stands for.

    91. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is where things got stupid

    92. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I haven't heard anyone refer to a 'hole-in-the-wall' for about 10-20 years. Everyone I know calls them 'cash machines' or 'cashpoints'.

    93. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The correct Queens English term is the lavatorium.

    94. Re:Pedant Warning! by Bertie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Barclays (I think) have actually TRADEMARKED the term Hole In The Wall and label their machines with it now. Somebody else has claimed Cashpoint as their own. Doesn't seem right to me, what with decades of prior art having put those terms well and truly in the public domain, but I don't make the rules.

    95. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      What we all share is the ability to introspect the cognitive cost of figuring out "WTH Hell is this dude trying to convey?"

      Fixed that for you.

    96. Re:Pedant Warning! by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      Nope, you are not the only one. This arrangement would be quite typical of the soviet 600 series panel houses so I used to live in a flat where it was the same. Probably due to some drunk electricians the light switch wiring was wrong - the bathroom light switch switched the toilet lights and vice versa.

      Then again, in the Russian language there is no ambiguity between the words for a toilet and bathroom.

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    97. Re:Pedant Warning! by jecblackpepper · · Score: 1

      It always used to confuse me when I visited the USA. After all, in public places, the "bathroom" doesn't have a bath in it. I've never understood why that euphemism for a toilet took hold in the USA. Of course all other names are also euphemisms, even toilet. And don't get me started on "restroom", I don't go there for a rest :)

    98. Re:Pedant Warning! by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

      RAS Syndrome stikes again!

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    99. Re:Pedant Warning! by jecblackpepper · · Score: 1

      When working for a car company, I saw the ultimate redundant acronym syndrome in a few software specifications: Vehicle Identification VIN Number.

    100. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait...wut?

    101. Re:Pedant Warning! by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

      RAS Syndrome strikes again!

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    102. Re:Pedant Warning! by db32 · · Score: 1

      That surprises me that you had problems with "bathroom". Most people I know use bathroom rather than restroom. In the average home your toilet and bath are in the same place so most people will naturally call it a bathroom even when in public. I hear restroom plenty too, but WC is the one I never hear. The most amusing English to English translation I had to deal with was in my youth. I was working a fast food place and some British family came in and ordered "chips". The girl running the register had no clue what they were trying to order and both sides were starting to get edgy as the Brits pointed at the picture and kept demanding chips and the girl kept insisting that we don't have any chips. I had to step in and explain they were trying to order french fries.

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    103. Re:Pedant Warning! by evan_arrrr! · · Score: 1

      Actually, only parts of the US call it a rest room. Here in New England, it's a bathroom, through and through.

    104. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suspect the failed communication was due to pronunciation rather than vocabulary. While "loo" and especially "WC" are very rare terms over here, "bathroom" is certainly the primary, standard term for almost everyone I know. Public bathrooms are typically called restrooms, but I'd be totally shocked to find someone who called their bathroom at home a restroom.

      However, I could completely imagine someone with a moderate or thick British accent having a lot of trouble communicating with someone in the US. There are a lot of regional US accents that bear little resemblance to some of the British speech patterns, and a lot of people don't get outside their region very often.

      I agree completely. I'm surprised by the blank stare following "bathroom," because like the parent, that is my normal term for a household toilet. and yes, restroom is a public facility. my guess is the accent as well.

    105. Re:Pedant Warning! by jargon82 · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I've called them bathrooms my whole life, and I've traveled most of the eastern and midwest states. Never met anyone, anywhere, that didn't know what a "bathroom" was. I do admit the name is slightly odd, though.

    106. Re:Pedant Warning! by nanospook · · Score: 1

      I too am from Texas, and I betcha that security guard was not from America. He simply didn't speak English.. "Where's the place where I place my poo poo?" *Blank stare*

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    107. Re:Pedant Warning! by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Interesting. I've never heard of "WC", but I know the other terms, though only foriegners say "loo". AFAIK, nobody's ever called it the "piss/poop room", but if they did, I'd know what they meant. :)

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    108. Re:Pedant Warning! by bobbuck · · Score: 1

      The mastodons... Shit! Did somebody read it?

    109. Re:Pedant Warning! by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid my very non-geek GF would think I was asking her to bake me something.

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    110. Re:Pedant Warning! by rlseaman · · Score: 1

      I want to thank the original poster for a jaw-droppingly stimulating post.

      The original post in this thread was...

      "Article contains the terms "ATM Machine" and "PIN Number". Read at your own risk."

      Stimulating, yes - judging by the duration of the thread. Jaw-dropping, however, only for those with TMJD Disfunction.

    111. Re:Pedant Warning! by Locklin · · Score: 1

      That's because in Canada, almost all ATM's belong to one of the small handful of federally recognized Banks. In the U.S., owning ATM machines is often a commercial venture on it's own, and many ATM's are not owned by banks. It just doesn't make sense to call them bank machines in the U.S.

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    112. Re:Pedant Warning! by Muad'Dave · · Score: 2, Funny

      Donde esta casa de pepe?

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    113. Re:Pedant Warning! by koreaman · · Score: 1

      You're not the only one; that's the norm in France (and probably other countries as well.)

    114. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, too, find American's aversion to referring to toilets by anything that vaguely resembles what one might do in them, damn strange.

      Dunno what you're talking about, Frenchie; I've always called it "the shitter". Can't get much more honest than that.

    115. Re:Pedant Warning! by sheepweevil · · Score: 1

      In Minnesota, almost everyone refers to the toilet as the bathroom - restroom is seen as a more formal term. It may be similar to using the word pop instead of soda, different terms are used in different regions.

    116. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The usual term is 'bathroom' in the U.S. at least around here.

    117. Re:Pedant Warning! by blueskies · · Score: 2, Funny

      NYC?

    118. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suspect the entire story is fabricated for the same reason. You won't find a single person in the US who speaks English as a native language, who won't know what a 'bathroom' is.

      I'd also point out that at a shopping center, you are highly unlikely to find an actual bath in a bathroom. So referring to it as a 'bathroom' lacks just as much resemblance to what you might do in it as referring to it as a 'rest room'.

    119. Re:Pedant Warning! by rvw · · Score: 1

      Asynchronous Transfer Mode? (Imagining that as a sexual euphemism gives me all kinds of degrading ideas)

      It's called "Two Girls, One Cup."

      It stands for Assynchronous Transfer Mug.

    120. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF are you going on about? An entire screen of text, about nothing.

    121. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At the very least "bank machine" would throw me off. I've lived in New York state, right next to Canada, for my whole life and I've never heard of anyone using the term "bank machine."

    122. Re:Pedant Warning! by adelgado · · Score: 1

      Rio de Janeiro

    123. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's wrong with the word toilet? Or is it something people there don't understand?

    124. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No no no. You tell people you're going to take a BM Machine.

    125. Re:Pedant Warning! by orthancstone · · Score: 1

      Bravo sir, bravo

    126. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Automated Teller Machine

    127. Re:Pedant Warning! by n30na · · Score: 1

      ....what. Weird. Everyone here calls bathrooms bathrooms, and this is smackdab in the middle of America. I guess different areas use different terms.

    128. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      someone with a moderate or thick British accent

      No, I am British. You have an accent. What is true in England is also true in Hungary and in North Borneo and Venezuela and everywhere. </George Mikes>

    129. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only way I can believe someone in the US not understanding "bathroom" or "toilet" is if they didn't understand what your friend was saying due to an accent. And especially after starting with two relatively unfamiliar terms (or at least terms that are not used on a day to day basis), that makes it even more confusing to comprehend a familiar word if there is still an unfamiliar accent thrown in (it seems natural for anyone that if they are asked something with a word they do not know, then if the word is switched to what they do know, it takes a second for the brain to get back into deciphering something simple).

      So it's interesting how your friend being unable to pronounce a word properly turns into this whole cool story for him about a US aversion to refer to toilets by what one might do in them. Nice one.

      I have lived in the UK for a while now, and I still find asking for the "toilets" to be an odd phrase. That is because I am used to asking for the _room_ where the toilets are (bathroom, restroom, etc), not where the toilets actually are themselves.

    130. Re:Pedant Warning! by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Seconded. Every American I know (and I know many from coast to coast) knows what a bathroom is. It'd have to be just talking to people who find the British accent hard to penetrate. Hell, I've been around a lot of Brits and I sometimes still have trouble understanding them once they get going.

    131. Re:Pedant Warning! by skiman1979 · · Score: 1

      Hey I was born and raised in northeast PA and I use 'bathroom' and 'restroom' interchangeably. If I'm talking to my 3-year-old daughter, it's 'potty' most of the time.

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    132. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plenty of people in the US call it a bathroom. Also, you neglected to bring up "wash room" which is how those Canadian fellas usually refer to it.

    133. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well in England an ATM is often referred to as a "Hole in the Wall" so imagine the blank stares that would get

    134. Re:Pedant Warning! by jtownatpunk.net · · Score: 4, Funny

      Can I touch you for a fag?

    135. Re:Pedant Warning! by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      (This is one of the reasons why the IANAL meme on slashdot annoys the hell out of me: if the law is too complex to be successfully interpreted by a concentrated group of the weediest pedants on planet earth, just maybe perhaps the root cause is professional insularity rather than necessary linguistic specialization.)

      Quoted For Truth. No truer words were spoked. Damn. I can't remember how many times I've been reading a law-related thread on Slashdot and come across some explanation along the lines of "you're all wrong because that word doesn't mean what you think it means."

      In the computing specialization most of us come from, at least acronyms like CPU actually describe pretty much what happens in the component, and you can guess from the existence of both RAM and hard drives that Random Access Memory might not be persistent. There doesn't seem to be any such mechanism for interpreting law. Words are used with meanings that have no relationship with their common usage. They're not even consistently the opposite meaning - that, at least, we could guess at. No, they're something else entirely. Insular, clannish, obfuscatory, the very definition of law.

    136. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Being an American I can tell you that 90% of us are dumb morons...

      And this is something I am not proud of.
      -sid216

    137. Re:Pedant Warning! by gripen40k · · Score: 1

      Just to clarify here, by "WC" you mean water closet, right? I'm not too sure many people would understand what that was, unless they are either old or know a thing or two about old houses.

      Now, I'm living in the Toronto area, where they haven't had wc's for a long time, but if you go out west they were a bit slower on the uptake with indoor plumbing (rural areas even less so, we're talking not till the 50's here). So I would think many more people in western canada would understand that.

      Also, I've lived in Pittsburgh and said bathroom all the time. Usually people just smirk but they know what you are talking about. I don't know about bank machine though...

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    138. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the context of a "Great Britain and the USA, two countries separated by a common language"

      Actually - I'm a firm believer that there is no such thing as "US English".

      There is English and there is bad English.

    139. Re:Pedant Warning! by DeskLazer · · Score: 1

      amf2mod? I thought amiga audio file formats were so 80s!

    140. Re:Pedant Warning! by rjstanford · · Score: 1

      Great Britain and the USA, two countries separated by a common language

      ... and a lot of fish.

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    141. Re:Pedant Warning! by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1

      I learned the term WC while living in Germany, although I think that a lot of people in the US (although maybe not the majority) would understand the term.

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    142. Re:Pedant Warning! by BronsCon · · Score: 2, Funny

      like a redundant reuse of similar duplicate terms that mean the same thing?

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    143. Re:Pedant Warning! by DinDaddy · · Score: 1

      Your lack of a funny mod speaks volumes. I have no mod points or I'd give you one.

    144. Re:Pedant Warning! by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

      Actually, I grew up here in Oklahoma, and we generally call it a "bathroom" here too. Restroom is not unheard of, and I've even heard "washroom", but "bathroom" is most common. However, when children are involved in the conversation, it is "potty".

      I suspect you just ran into a localized regionalisim.

    145. Re:Pedant Warning! by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Water Closet is on bathrooms in Asia and Europe. The reason I learned the term is that I traveled to Taiwan. In the US, I've only seen "WC" in some trendy New York restaurant.

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    146. Re:Pedant Warning! by nomorecwrd · · Score: 1

      Yes there is.
      And, for practical purposes it is often divided into three:
      North, Central, and South America.

      Your line of though would be that there's no California, only South and Northern California.

      Everyone just accepts the fact that people from USA call their country "America", and they are referred to as "americans" or even "north americans".

    147. Re:Pedant Warning! by Bob+Cat+-+NYMPHS · · Score: 1

      Wow. That comment has everything but ATMs.

      You should probably join the DefCon-Stuff list.

      http://dc-stuff.org/

      We love pedantic linguists.

    148. Re:Pedant Warning! by nomorecwrd · · Score: 1

      ... I cant remember what ATM stands for.

      Automatic Teller Machine

      Whooosh????

    149. Re:Pedant Warning! by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

      Actually they put R's in the wrong place all over the U.S. especially in places like Kansas, and believe it or not Rhode Island and Massachusetts. I did some work in both places and heard it every day there. On one contract I was in Providence for about seven months and they told me in order to speak like them "you have to take out all the R's and then put a few back in the wrong place." :-) One of the trainers I brought on site was named Melissa, but half of the people there called her Mellisser. It's a great place to hang out, as is most all of coastal New England. Everyone should check out Newport RI and Martha's Vineyard MA. NOTE: take your wife or girlfriend and stay at a good B&B in either of the two places and you will have mega brownie points for a long time to counter balance your screw ups LOL.

      BTW to speak like a Bostonian use the old saw, "I parked my car in Harvard Gardens"... BUT, when you say it, take out all the R's and pronounce the A's the same way as if the R's were still there (i.e. use a 'soft' A). Something like "I paacked my caa in Haavaad Gaadens." It is scary how good this works :-D .

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    150. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He must have been just over the border in Detroit, them Ganders don't know much!

    151. Re:Pedant Warning! by JimFive · · Score: 1

      And don't get me started on "restroom", I don't go there for a rest :)

      You clearly don't have young children.
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    152. Re:Pedant Warning! by honkycat · · Score: 1

      :-)

      I did try to be even-handed and referred to both British and American modes of speech as "accents"...

    153. Re:Pedant Warning! by pbhj · · Score: 1

      I'm baffled by this...

      Where were you in the US that people didn't know what a bathroom was? I mean that seriouslI did go on a trip to Oklahoma some years back where kids would actually ask if they could watch me use "the magic money machine," but those were children in a VERY small town, the machines were a novelty in many larger areas, and the kids in question were about 6-8 years old.

      6 year old crackers, awesome. Sounds like they pwned you.

      Bet they remember 4 numbers each and the older kid gets to forge the signature.

    154. Re:Pedant Warning! by matfud · · Score: 1

      What? you don't call it a crapper?

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Crapper

    155. Re:Pedant Warning! by honkycat · · Score: 1

      In my experience, people would probably understand "toilet" immediately, and it does occasionally appear on signs, but it isn't used very often in speech. It's the whole American squeamishness-- a euphemism for the toilet itself is strongly preferred.

    156. Re:Pedant Warning! by shmelly · · Score: 1

      Could be worse. When I first heard of them, the bank wanted us to call 'em "ugly tellers".

    157. Re:Pedant Warning! by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

      To tell the truth I had this happen in more places than I can remember. Granted I have probably been more places than I can remember too since I have travelled more than your average bear. But I know for sure I have had to correct myself from saying bathroom or washroom (and say rest room) enough times that now that I am back in Canada I still call them rest rooms now. Now I could see by how they looked at me that some of those people had a good idea but wanted me to say restroom just to make sure, but some didn't get it at all.

      The best example that I can remember since it was the first time that it happened and the waitress really wasn't getting it was in Wichita, KS. I was down there for a couple of weeks doing some work at Excel Beef and some of the guys I was working with took me down to a bar they liked since I didn't know the lay of the land. I was half cut after a number of beers (about half again as many as it have taken in Canada... and probably four times as many as it would take in England :) ) and I really needed to take a piss.

      I stopped a waitress and asked where the bathroom was since it wsa a really big place.
      She looked at me like I was strange (not like that hasn't happened before but I digress) and asked "bathroom? I don't think we have one."
      I said, "no no no... the washroom, you have a washroom right?"
      "No, I don't think I understand, but I don't think we have one of those either," or something like that.
      I was pissed and getting pissed off and said somewhat belligerently, "OK, how about the warshroom?"
      Just then a buddy from work stepped in and said, "you're looking for the restroom, that's what we call it here," and looked at the waitress and told her, "he's from Canada, you have to excuse him!" :-)
      Then she looked as relieved as I was about to be and pointed out where the 'restroom' was.

      I remember that one the best because it was the first time it happened. But I know it has happened a good number of times after at different places in the U.S. I am always surprised that it wasn't just that one girl each time it happens, but not enough since to make me remember more than it did happen again somewhere (i.e. it was no longer really surprising). But like I said, a lot of people could figure it out, but for some reason there are people who just don't 'get it'. Kind of funny if you ask me. And truthfully, I think I've had a couple of times where someone up here wasn't sure if I meant washroom when I asked where the restroom is... but not so much. :)

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    158. Re:Pedant Warning! by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

      I live in Canada. I don't call myself American. No one in Canada calls themselves American. In fact you will really piss off a Canadian if you go up and insist that they are American. It's not that we don't like America. Most do, granted that for some reason some people in Canada missed the memo that the War of 1812 ended nearly 200 years ago, but most people here do like America. But naturally, being Canadian we are proud of our country, and many like me are as patriotic as Americans are, but toward Canada of course. To put it another way, here is a little anecdote: I was in Austria and a taxi driver told me I was a cheap fucking American when I asked the driver next to him how much it was to go to the west train station in Vienna from the east train station. I only had about 50 Austrian schillings on me and wasn't sure if it was enough or whether I had to go to a 'bank machine' :) (this was a while ago). My driver said it was enough, and I told him when I got in that his buddy pissed me off but not for the reason he would think. He asked what that was and told him that I wasn't a cheap fucking American, I am a cheap fucking Canadian. He looked at me puzzled when I told him that if you want to piss of a Canadian, call him an American. He said he didn't understand. Then I said (remembering this is in Vienna, Austria), well I guess you Germans wouldn't. He smiled and said, now I understand. :D

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    159. Re:Pedant Warning! by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 3, Funny

      I get a kick out of those TV commercials where they anthropomorphize the toilet paper and have them as happy little pillows dancing around. I wonder to myself how much they will be smiling once I wipe shit all over their faces.

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    160. Re:Pedant Warning! by Bitmanhome · · Score: 1

      Most new ATM machines use LCD displays. In fact we just had one delivered by the OEM manufacturer.

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    161. Re:Pedant Warning! by nomorecwrd · · Score: 1

      For us in Chile... Canadians come from Canada and "North Americans" come from USA.

      I guess it's all about distortions in the use of language...
      Also, something I also find amusing, every blonde-non-spanish-speaking foreigner is referred as "gringo" doesn't matter if he comes from USA, Germany or whatever.

    162. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another one the American's don't seem to get is "mobile phone". In the UK those "cell phones" are commonly called mobile phones, and many germanic contries call them some variation of "a handy", and if you use any of those phrases to a Brit they will understand what you mean, but call it a mobile phone to an American and frequently all you get is a glazed look

    163. Re:Pedant Warning! by lennier · · Score: 1

      Here in New Zealand, we tend to call them "Cashflow machines", because the first system that got installed (way back in the 1980s... we were one of the beta-test countries) was named Cashflow, from TrustBank, now Westpac.

      The Westpac Cashflow is now just one of many ATMs, but too bad, the name got Xeroxed...

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    164. Re:Pedant Warning! by lennier · · Score: 1

      At The Moment. Adobe Type Manager. Asynchronous Transfer Mode. Air Traffic Management.. Telescope Making. Advanced Technical Materials. Arabian Travel Market. Alcohol, Tobacco &.. Microchips?

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    165. Re:Pedant Warning! by imboboage0 · · Score: 1

      Might I recommend the phrases:

      Where's the pisser?
      or...
      Where's the shitter


      They work rather well I think.

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    166. Re:Pedant Warning! by dotar · · Score: 1

      Not to poo poo you, but as we're in the appropriate thread... Peristalsis is not something one could ever initiate, being that it never really ceases. It doesn't refer to the act of shitting, but of the process whereby chyme is moved along the intestines. Perhaps he may have said "I wish to begin evacuation," but that may have had some amusing consequences given he was addressing security.

    167. Re:Pedant Warning! by Virtual_Raider · · Score: 1

      Being Canadian I usually call it a 'bank machine' rather than an ATM. That is the common term here, very few people call it an ATM. The funny thing is, when I lived in the U.S. I would have to remember to use the term ATM instead of bank machine.

      My girlfriend is Brithish and she refers to ATMs as "Cash Points". I always give her grief about it mostly to annoy her, but it does seem a bit more wasteful as a fast reference (albeit a more descriptive one I guess).

      I thought the tendency in English was towards "rounding down" the language :P Or maybe I'm just irrationaly irritated by shorthands, diminutives and TLAs

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    168. Re:Pedant Warning! by Internalist · · Score: 2, Informative

      Languages are shaped by cognitive cost.

      What are you talking about? Languages are shaped by a lot of things...social conventions, acquisition/induction in the face of noisy data, possible predispositions/biases towards particular analyses of novel data...but not cognitive cost. Unless you're using those words to mean something non-obvious.

      This is what Steven Pinker seems not to get. There _is_ an innate language instinct, it's just not what he thinks it is. What we all share is the ability to introspect the cognitive cost of figuring out "WTH is this dude trying to convey?"

      I'm no Pinker apologist (Jackendoff is better, for my money), but I'm pretty sure that there's not much that Pinker "doesn't get" about language...other than in the obvious sense that we're all on this voyage of knowledge and there are tonnes of things that we collectively don't know about language. The view of the "language instinct" espoused by Pinker has undergone a lot of revision, including by him (maybe try reading something post-1994. I recommend Words and Rules.) Also, the things that we're able to introspect about our language production ("how do I say X?") or comprehension ("what does Y mean when that person says it?") is a relatively small corner of the cognitive edifice that undergirds our linguistic knowledge. Moreover, it's rare that we have to explicitly reason through to an interpretation...most of the time there's no introspection involved at all.

      One of the key insights on language is that Lempel-Ziv compression never transmits the compression dictionary.

      Really? That's funny, because not a single one of the textbooks I've opened in 9 years of studying linguistics has mentioned gzip as representing one of the key insights of language.

      The dictionary is implied because the compression program and the decompression program share the same dictionary construction heuristic. This is a trick you can pull off only if the two sides of the channel share the same cognitive architecture. There are no shortage of examples out there of how fast communication breaks down when the parties begin with fundamentally different premises on how to structure the categories of thought.

      You don't need to have different cognitive category-structures for communication to break down. Moreover, there aren't any concepts that aren't expressible in some human language. Sure there may not be an English word that means zeitgeist (to trot out a hackneyed example), but that doesn't mean I can't use some longer construction to express the same meaning (look in your Deutsch-English dict for some hints).

      Here's another fundamental question: what portion of the brain's cognitive activity is devoted to power management? For one thing, glucose is precious resource, and the brain is a chug-a-lug organ where it comes to glucose consumption. For another, the brain is costly to cool. From the real-time perspective (which governed 5.999 million years of human evolution), there's not much use firing up the abstract-noun chocolate factory when you need a survival response in under 100ms.

      I'm not clear what this has to do with anything else, so I'll mostly gloss over it. BUT, I'm pretty sure it doesn't cost THAT much to cool one's head, since a lot of our heat escapes that way anyhow (lots of blood vessels really close to the surface, hence the propensity for head injuries to bleed like the dickens).

      [...]

      You can't defer deciding what to record for very long. So this is an obligatory cognitive function when your brain is already heavily loaded. At high enough stress levels, the recording function does shut down. Assessing and responding to cognitive burden is a mission-critical survival function. This is a key foundation for language learning.

      First anguage acquisition happens in the absence of explicit tutoring, and

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    169. Re:Pedant Warning! by sakasune · · Score: 1

      Is that you Jimmy Two Times?

      nice Goodfellas reference

      "I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers"

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    170. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure after speaking to some of my British friends over voice chat online, bathroom can sound more like "vacuum" (vafoom) with their heavy accents.

    171. Re:Pedant Warning! by droptone · · Score: 1

      I'd be much more convinced by your argument if you could show that:

      a) since legal terms are much older than comp-related terms, that comp-related terms will not seem as disjointed from their common usage 100, 200, 300 years from now and

      b) that the legal terms were intentional chosen to ensure that the lay-public could not easily enter the legal realm (so something like how the King James Bible was intentionally written in an antiquated form of English to lend an aura of legitimacy and superiority (along with the intention to avoid words or idioms that may rapidly change in meaning)).

      Otherwise, the confusing jargon of the legal realm is just an accidental consequence of the English language changing while legal terms continued to have a stable meaning. It seems confusing to us now, the terms would've been more intuitive to those who initially adopted them. Other areas of knowledge run in to this problem and the reason behind the confusion, in my estimate, tends to be that the public's usage of words shifts based on usage which may not reflect what the word should strictly mean (e.g. "metaphysics" to philosophers vs. "metaphysics" to the lay-public, "irony" to pedants vs. "irony" to the lay-public). One possibly fruitful test-case for your claim would be the word choice of various cultures that recently adopted a Western-style legal system, where previously little formalized legal system existed. If their word choice is intentionally arcane, then it does seem likely that there is a general trend toward obfuscating the law, whereas if they pick words that make sense to the lay-public, then the appearance of malice in the law's word choice may be an accidental consequence of language's evolution.

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    172. Re:Pedant Warning! by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      While it's true that older legal terms are some of the worst offenders, the terms being applied to new situations aren't any better. Most of the legal language discussed on Slashdot involves copyright or patents. A lot of it is fairly straightforward - the claims of a patents are more or less claiming something, as we might expect. (What they're claiming is often crap, but that's a different problem.) But it was specifically a couple of those discussions where a word in common usage in the legal profession, when applied to the discussion of modern things, doesn't mean what we think it means.

      The language of law evolves too, because it has to be applied to new situations. Perhaps that explains some of the very strange drift in meanings. They try to apply a very old term to very new things. I know one of the basic tenants of law is that there's nothing new under the sun. People are people. The result is an overloading of terms. We've been inventing things faster than we can reasonably invent language, so they recycle old words in confusing ways.

      That's an interesting proposal to test the theory, anyway. Too bad this thread is now too old to get an answer.

  4. Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforcemt by Radtastic · · Score: 5, Interesting

    FTA, "Conference organizers notified local law enforcement who hauled away the machine on Thursday or Friday".... Wouldn't they have been better served monitoring the device to see who came and picked it up?

    Sorry, I'm no expert here. Is there a way to monitor if the device was broadcasting wirelessly, preventing the need of a physical retrieval?

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  5. Fake ATMs by girlintraining · · Score: 4, Funny

    They make it sound like this was done by criminals. Who's to say it wasn't really a job offer in disguise? ;) "First person here to notice this gets a job offer."

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    1. Re:Fake ATMs by gnapster · · Score: 1

      Indeed! Who is to say that the US Air Force wasn't the only organization with recruiters?

    2. Re:Fake ATMs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who's to say those are mutually exclusive?

  6. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by ZackSchil · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Even if they could monitor it wirelessly, they should have just carefully disabled the wireless transmission (aluminum foil?) and grabbed whoever came to check in on it.

  7. No Darwin Award, though by turbotroll · · Score: 0, Troll

    Too bad the scumbag didn't die in the process. It would be such a nice Darwin Award winning material...

    1. Re:No Darwin Award, though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And in completely unrelated news a teen was hit by a car outside Defcon.

      Witnesses reported seeing him walk into traffic whilst trying to pickup a wireless signal....

  8. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they'd left it and watched, they may have been complicit in the skimming. On the other hand, if they put a warning sign on it or turned it off, the perps would notice and scarper instead of loading it up.

  9. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by e9th · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think the real fail was the cops hauling the machine away without asking for help from the Defcon attendees. Sort of like a guy having a heart attack at a cardiologists convention and the cops keeping everybody back until an ambulance can arrive and take him to a hospital.

  10. No cash. by sharp3 · · Score: 1

    I would call shenanigans as soon as I didn't get any cash out of the machine.

    1. Re:No cash. by DigiShaman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's been my understand that these machines would prompt the customer with "out of order, your transaction has been refunded" or some such message. They would walk away with a peace of mind while their account info has been recorded. But yes, I would have bitched at the front counter asking them when it would get fixed. That at least would have called some attention to it.

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    2. Re:No cash. by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 4, Informative

      Real ATM's say if they are out of cash before you put your card in.

    3. Re:No cash. by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 5, Informative

      But yes, I would have bitched at the front counter asking them when it would get fixed. That at least would have called some attention to it.

      Indeed... that is why the ones that you really have to watch for aren't complete fake machines, but little recording devices placed in front of the real machine. You put your card in, enter the code, get your cash... and 5 minutes later some criminal in Eastern Europe runs off a copy of your card and cleans out your account.

      A nice example of such a skim job is this one. The page is in Dutch but the pics are interesting... the guy happened to notice the false front was just a tad too clean, and on closer inspection noticed a recording head just behind the card slot. He ripped the thing from the machine and made a few pictures of it before turning it in to the police. The guy might have been observant, but thousands of people already had put their card through the machine without a second glance. I probably would not have noticed this myself either.

      These criminals are getting more sophisticated now that people watch for false fronts, and machines are being altered to make it impossible to add them. These days they simple break into stores, open up card readers at the checkout counters, and add devices that record PINs and magnetic strips. One week later they break in again to retrieve their devices... some even use WiFi to read the data remotely from a nearby van, reducing the chances of getting caught.

      Thankfully the banks here refund any skimmed funds as a rule.

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    4. Re:No cash. by hedwards · · Score: 1

      That machine was manufactured by Diebold you insensitive clod.

    5. Re:No cash. by sleigher · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's true but I have had ATM's fail to dispense after entering my info before.

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    6. Re:No cash. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might want to double-check the transactions on your account.

    7. Re:No cash. by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      But out of cash is far from the only reason a transaction can be failed by an ATM.

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    8. Re:No cash. by Odinlake · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Can't speak for all ATM's but one possibility is to report some "unknown communication error" right after accepting the pin. I've gotten something like that a couple of times (yes, from ATM's I know are not fake).

    9. Re:No cash. by microcars · · Score: 1

      I also had the ATM at my BANK do that to me at 6am. Everything was fine until it went through the motions of dispensing the cash, I could hear the machine whirring away trying to count the paper, then the dispenser door did not open, then I got a receipt, then the machine conked out and showed an error message on the screen.

      My bank credited my account in 3 days.

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    10. Re:No cash. by sleigher · · Score: 1

      No. It was a legit ATM that failed to dispense. Guess I was lucky?

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    11. Re:No cash. by kupekhaize · · Score: 1

      Depending on how poorly designed the ATM is, it may not know it is out of cash until some poor slob tries to withdraw $40 and it realizes it only had $20 left. It technically wasn't out of cash before (the last transaction 20 minutes ago for $40 may have gone through fine), but now it is out and knows it, and so now the warning is displayed.

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    12. Re:No cash. by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Ya, I've gotten that a few times too at mom and pop convenience stores. Something to do with not being able to dial out from a shitty phone line or something.

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    13. Re:No cash. by sjames · · Score: 1

      Unless it unexpectedly malfunctions (triggers bill dispenser, nothing happens).

    14. Re:No cash. by thesandtiger · · Score: 3, Interesting

      A clever scammer would actually have the machine dispense a small amount of cash - say a maximum of $100 per transaction - to avert suspicion.

      Load it with, say, $5000 and you can get a minimum of 50 PINs, which is probably worth more than the $5000. Have it say, "Due to high volume, this machine may only dispense $100 per transaction" or the like, which I've seen at various legit ATMs in high-traffic locations. To make it last even longer, have it every once in awhile simply give a message that it is unable to communicate with the network or whatever comments the type of machine you're spoofing usually gives.

      If it fails to dispense cash, good samaritans may put "out of order" signs on it, or, if it doesn't dispense and still asks for your data, that makes people suspicious.

      The $5000 is peanuts - and probably isn't even their money in the first place - and would almost certainly be less expensive in terms of avoiding detection & getting a LOT more accounts. Absolutely nobody would think that an ATM that dispensed cash is fake; lots of people might suspect one that takes your PIN and then fails to work.

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    15. Re:No cash. by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          It may not be of a poor design.

          I tried to pull $400 from an ATM once. This was a trusted ATM at my bank (the branch I held the account at) It didn't have enough cash for that transaction. I redid it as $100, and it gave me the cash, and then put the notice up saying it was out of cash. That $100 could have been fine if there were 5 $20 transactions instead of mine.

          So, is it really out of cash with $400 left, or is it out of cash with $0?

          In the above case, I walked into the bank and told them. I was friendly with everyone inside, and wanted the full $400 in cash. The branch manager checked, and yes, it had just run out of cash. We had a little laugh, and then I wrote a counter check for the remaining $300. No harm, no foul, and they called in for an ATM refill. Even though it was the bank, a courier handled the refills.

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    16. Re:No cash. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How sure are you that it was a real ATM you were at?

    17. Re:No cash. by chiguy · · Score: 1

      Where's the +5 Ironic?

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    18. Re:No cash. by xenobyte · · Score: 1

      These days they simple break into stores, open up card readers at the checkout counters, and add devices that record PINs and magnetic strips. One week later they break in again to retrieve their devices... some even use WiFi to read the data remotely from a nearby van, reducing the chances of getting caught.

      Actually here in Denmark we've had devices that sent data via bluetooth to a relay device hidden nearby that sent the data on using a mobile phone, and even one where direct mobile interface was attempted. The transmitter fortunately caused the electronics in the terminal to fail and when it was sent in for repair, the hack was discovered. But most simply record data on some memory card for later manual retrieval.

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    19. Re:No cash. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If only.

      The nearest ATMs to my place of work are on the outside wall of a nearby bank. About one time in five when I need cash at lunchtime, they're out, and they don't tell you until you finish the transaction. And there are bank staff inside chatting away, apparently loading the ATM with more cash involves closing for a few minutes and they don't like to do that at busy times. So when you need cash, their ATM doesn't have any and doesn't warn you. Brilliant. :/

    20. Re:No cash. by hairykrishna · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A card plus PIN goes for couple of dollars. They're worth less than you think.

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    21. Re:No cash. by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

      I had been assuming that they were making cards and raiding accounts; I can't imagine a broken machine would get enough hits before being made "out of order" to even cover the cost of the fake ATM, if they only go for a couple of bucks.

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    22. Re:No cash. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would immediately raise suspicion. Most ATMs in Vegas casinos give out cash in increments of $100. One that was only spitting out $100 at time would be pretty odd.

    23. Re:No cash. by Ksevio · · Score: 1

      Not always true, I know one ATM I've used (usually a working one, located in a secure building on a Navy base), went through the whole transaction before finally showing a message it was out of funds. I know several people gave it a try.

    24. Re:No cash. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not true...Many times a ATM will allow you to go through the whole process, Then display a message like "unable to process your transaction at this time".....

      The thing that I don't get is how a hotel, with all the employees the have, could suddenly find a new ATM machine on their premises, and no one question it???

  11. E for Effort by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Certainly not the smartest place to attempt a legitimate scan but a great place to test one out. Shoot a good quantity of the countries security experts and if he could of pulled it off he would have been hailed for it. I thought the typical atm scam was not an entire fake atm though, thats pretty idiotic. Usually its just an unnoticeable attachment to an existing atm that gets card numbers and maybe can capture pin entries through video or something, but seriously who in there right mind is going to use any sort of machine that accesses the internet out of a friggin hacking conference anyways. Anyone who has been to any defcon knows they'd banner your partial account number, name and pin for everyone to see jeez. but you just had to buy that 'pwn'd by hckz0rz3d' t-shirt didn't you...

  12. Damn, I wish I noticed it... by nweaver · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I wish I noticed it. I would have gotten a starbucks card and see if I could withdraw some cash...

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    1. Re:Damn, I wish I noticed it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I carry a variety of cards with 'valid' CC and expiration dates. Swipe one and enter a any old pin and see if it gives money. Then do it again with the other cards if it spits out any money. Then go make more cards.

    2. Re:Damn, I wish I noticed it... by Vectronic · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah? and I climb rainbows for a living... with our powers combined, we form Captain Planet.

    3. Re:Damn, I wish I noticed it... by garompeta · · Score: 1

      ROFL

    4. Re:Damn, I wish I noticed it... by Spazholio · · Score: 1

      "I carry a variety of cards with 'valid' CC and expiration dates."

      No you don't.

  13. Pff by Daas · · Score: 0, Redundant

    That's what I call good product placement.

  14. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by nhytefall · · Score: 1

    C'mon, it was Defcon. Law Enforcement did the right thing... there are laws and regulation for a reason, you know.

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  15. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by Xemu · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think the real fail was the cops hauling the machine away without asking for help from the Defcon attendees.

    The true FAIL was the Defcon attendees failing to spot and realize that the cops hauling the machines away were fake, and the ATM was real.

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  16. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about both fake cops and a fake ATM?

  17. FTW by cobrachaos · · Score: 1

    Yeah it wasn't hard to notice I'm sure as it was the only ATM at the conference. Any machines set up at a hacking conference that are going to be accessing or appear to be accessing the internet are asking you, "Can we please show everyone how much of a moron you are?" but of course one can't deny the need for that "pwn'd by hckz0rz3d" t-shirt... it'd almost be worth it too...

  18. What's the alternative? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Article contains the terms "ATM Machine" and "PIN Number". Read at your own risk.

    People - and by this I mean people on Slashdot, I've not seen anyone complain about it elsewhere - always complain about that. But what's the alternative?

    It could be referred as "Personal Identification Number" which is just overly long and besides, everybody just knows it as PIN. They could just say "it would scan their card information and record the PINs they entered" but I don't think it is very good. I know the capitalization makes the necessary difference between "pins" and "PINs" here but honestly, that version still looks a bit out of place to me.

    One could say "PIN code". It is the version usually used here in Finland ("PIN-koodi") but the difference to PIN number gets very small.

    PIN isn't just an acronym for Personal Identification Number. It is, in itself, a name for a short, usually 4 to 8 digits long digit based password. I could bet a lot of money that most of people don't convert the acronym to words when they read text.

    Besides, the ATM machine is used what, once? Most of the time it uses just ATM.

    With the massive amount of acronyms we have, especially short ones, a lot of them have multiple meanings. While it is relatively easy to understand these ones in this context, I fully support people adding an additional word to tell which meaning of some acronym is meant in a given situation. At least once in an article. There has been too many times I've seen some acronym, tried to google it, found a dozen different meanings and have had no idea of which it refers to.

    1. Re:What's the alternative? by SepticPig · · Score: 1

      We are just old, get used to it.

      Yes, we know that the usage is redundant. These articles are written for the lay reader however.

      Some call it dumbing down, marketing people call it accessability.

      Get used to it, we wanted it to be convenient to contact Grandma from our comfortable chairs.

      We got that

      No surprise then that there is now a section of the press that writes in Grandma speak

    2. Re:What's the alternative? by phoenix_rizzen · · Score: 1

      The more correct (and formal) usage would be to use the abbreviations by themselves, but to expand them the first time they are used. It's not a "PIN number" or "PIN code" it's just a "PIN". It's not "an ATM machine", it's just "an ATM".

    3. Re:What's the alternative? by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

      No surprise then that there is now a section of the press that writes in Grandma speak

      Uh... vast majority?

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    4. Re:What's the alternative? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PI Number and AT Machine

    5. Re:What's the alternative? by hardwarefreak · · Score: 1

      Article contains the terms "ATM Machine" and "PIN Number". Read at your own risk.

      People - and by this I mean people on Slashdot, I've not seen anyone complain about it elsewhere - always complain about that. But what's the alternative?

      It could be referred as "Personal Identification Number" which is just overly long and besides, everybody just knows it as PIN. They could just say "it would scan their card information and record the PINs they entered" but I don't think it is very good. I know the capitalization makes the necessary difference between "pins" and "PINs" here but honestly, that version still looks a bit out of place to me.

      One could say "PIN code". It is the version usually used here in Finland ("PIN-koodi") but the difference to PIN number gets very small.

      PIN isn't just an acronym for Personal Identification Number. It is, in itself, a name for a short, usually 4 to 8 digits long digit based password. I could bet a lot of money that most of people don't convert the acronym to words when they read text.

      Besides, the ATM machine is used what, once? Most of the time it uses just ATM.

      With the massive amount of acronyms we have, especially short ones, a lot of them have multiple meanings. While it is relatively easy to understand these ones in this context, I fully support people adding an additional word to tell which meaning of some acronym is meant in a given situation. At least once in an article. There has been too many times I've seen some acronym, tried to google it, found a dozen different meanings and have had no idea of which it refers to.

      This is covered in 9th grade English composition class here in the U.S.--or at least it was when I was in 9th grade.

      At the beginning of one's literary piece/article, one introduces the full title of a term to be abbreviated by acronym later in the piece. In other words, you spell it out the first time you make reference to the term at the top of the work/article, then you use the acronym in the rest of the work. Anyone sitting in front of a PC should know this. It's a farking world wide literary composition standard.

    6. Re:What's the alternative? by noundi · · Score: 1

      But what's the alternative?

      PIN code and ATM dispenser are perfect examples. Your argument regarding PIN number being too close to PIN code is irrelevant as the point was to avoid being redundant.

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    7. Re:What's the alternative? by dangitman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They could just say "it would scan their card information and record the PINs they entered" but I don't think it is very

      Why not simply rephrase the sentence? For example: "It would scan the card and record the PIN."

      It's not very difficult. One would think that the basics of writing should be important qualities in a job that primarily consists of writing.

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    8. Re:What's the alternative? by dangitman · · Score: 1

      PIN code and ATM dispenser are perfect examples.

      Your proposed alternatives make no sense:

      "PIN code": Personal Identification Number Code: It's a code that I use to access my personal identification number?

      "ATM dispenser": Automatic Teller Machine Dispenser: It's a machine that dispenses automatic teller machines?

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    9. Re:What's the alternative? by noundi · · Score: 1

      PIN code and ATM dispenser are perfect examples.

      Your proposed alternatives make no sense:

      "PIN code": Personal Identification Number Code: It's a code that I use to access my personal identification number?

      "ATM dispenser": Automatic Teller Machine Dispenser: It's a machine that dispenses automatic teller machines?

      Wow, talk about a severe case of fallancy of the single cause. Anyway, no a PIN code is a Personal Identification Number Code, which is a code consisiting of numbers that allows one to identify oneself. An ATM dispenser is an automated teller machine which dispenses cash. I realise it's not perfect english, but it's not as flawed as you try to make it sound.

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    10. Re:What's the alternative? by k.a.f. · · Score: 1

      With the massive amount of acronyms we have, especially short ones, a lot of them have multiple meanings. While it is relatively easy to understand these ones in this context, I fully support people adding an additional word to tell which meaning of some acronym is meant in a given situation. At least once in an article. There has been too many times I've seen some acronym, tried to google it, found a dozen different meanings and have had no idea of which it refers to.

      If you believe that words with several meanings - particularly something as common as "PIN" - require disambiguating extra words to understand, you know very little about language. There are actually far more ambiguous than unambiguous words, but we manage fine.

    11. Re:What's the alternative? by jecblackpepper · · Score: 1

      Article contains the terms "ATM Machine" and "PIN Number". Read at your own risk.

      ...I've not seen anyone complain about it elsewhere...

      New Scientist had a whole series, in their feedback section, on the concept of Redundant Acronym Syndrome, or as they usually called it: RAS Syndrome. But then I guess there is a large overlap between Slashdot readers and New Scientist Readers.

    12. Re:What's the alternative? by sorak · · Score: 2, Funny

      Tom's Law:
      Any word, acronym, or expression you don't understand, is about sex.

      Corollary:
      Your company's web filter WILL block it.

    13. Re:What's the alternative? by koreaman · · Score: 1

      A lot of fellow students (non-slashdot-readers) are as annoyed as I am whenever they hear things like "GPA Average" or the arguably worse "GPA Points"

    14. Re:What's the alternative? by TJamieson · · Score: 1

      Indeed -- check my sig :-)

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    15. Re:What's the alternative? by lennier · · Score: 1

      The other reason why we say 'PIN number' is that of course PIN is a homophone for 'pin', which is such a common word it would be confusing if the context isn't clear. 'I lost my pin' 'oh wait it's on the ground there'.

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    16. Re:What's the alternative? by lennier · · Score: 1

      Er, by which I mean, yes, I'm agreeing with the parent that 'PIN number' has a precise definition as 'that kind of PIN which is a number, as opposed to all the other possible interpretations of PIN', so it's not actually redundant. QED. By which I mean 'quod erat demonstratum', not 'quantum electrodynamics'.

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  19. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by e9th · · Score: 4, Funny

    So you think of it more like finding a bomb at an explosives convention. Fair enough -- the cops were probably worried about some guy in the back yelling whatever the ATM equivalent of, "Cut the BLUE wire!" is. ;)

  20. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by mysidia · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They could have covertly had an undercover agent place an "out of order" sign on it; perhaps after trying to use a 'special' jailbait ATM card and PIN number, and the device failing to dispense $$$.

    Just like a citizen might do as a service to others when they found the ATM didn't seem to be working..

    The perps would probably send someone to investigate why they weren't getting any numbers. If investigators were recording with video surveillance, they could get leads that way.

  21. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by nurb432 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I would think that the hardware would be considered a loss once placed.

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  22. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by mysidia · · Score: 1

    If the cops were fake, it could have been the perps' emergency method of retrieving their fake ATM to use it again later.

    But if people at Defcon called the police, it's unlikely that fake cops would be dispatched, that is: unless the scammers were police insiders themselves.

  23. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by Sancho · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Do thieves actually come back for these? I'd definitely expect it to be wirelessly transmitting, or to be watching for a special card to be inserted to which it would download the skimmed information.

  24. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by FroBugg · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In order to do that, they would have had to leave it out in the open and allowed people to use it, so as not to make the criminal suspicious when he returns to retrieve it. You then have people making transactions of questionable legality (I didn't read to see if it actually dispensed money or just showed an error after getting the PIN), and increase the possible damage if it is transmitting in a way they didn't uncover or if the criminal manages to extricate the information while they're watching it.

    They're better served by taking it away and studying it for clues as to the criminal.

  25. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by TimSSG · · Score: 1

    But, did they use an Hotel phone or a outside line?
    I say it could be an Hotel Security inside job.

    Tim S

  26. Security Office by Zerocool3001 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They were smart enough to place the machine in one of the few spots in the hotel where there was no security camera to catch them, Priest said. "It was literally right next to the hotel security entrance." So even the security officials don't like to be spied on.

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    1. Re:Security Office by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A fake ATM in a Las Vegas casino next to security in one of the few spots without cameras:

      Someone in security is in on the scam.

  27. Trojan! by bwashed75 · · Score: 0

    I get it. It's a local law enforcement inspection device disguised as a fake ATM

  28. Las Vegas Hotel, Everything is monitored by cenc · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Sorry, Las Vegas casino Hotel. There are cameras in the toilets. They likly already know who they are.

    1. Re:Las Vegas Hotel, Everything is monitored by kent_eh · · Score: 4, Informative

      FTFA:
      They were smart enough to place the machine in one of the few spots in the hotel where there was no security camera to catch them,

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  29. Easy to avoid by QuoteMstr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The fake-ATM problem is just a man in the middle attack. We've known how to deal with MITM attacks for decades: use public-key cryptography and a secure key exchange algorithm like Diffie-Hellman to create an authenticated, secure channel. That's how SSL works.

    Credit and debit cards should contain a small microprocessor that communicates with bank, check its identity, and establish a secure channel. Even if an attacker could read and modify traffic between the card and the bank, he couldn't interfere with the transaction (other than by stopping it entirely).

    Of course, this scheme doesn't allow offline credit card processing, but that's rare these days. If you still need to bother, just use an old-fashioned imprint machine.

    The larger problem is just of backwards compatibility, which is why we'll never see the sensible scheme above implemented in our lifetimes.

    1. Re:Easy to avoid by TheSunborn · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well, unless you plan to invent a time machine and die in the past, the odds of you living when this scheme gets implemented are pretty good, because it have already been implemented here in Danmark, where all current danish cards does have a chip. And the solution to backward compability is quite simple. All cards and card-readers include both the old and new solution.

      But the banks have issued new cards to all users, and required all atms to be able to read the chip. So the backward compability is currently only used with foreign cards.

    2. Re:Easy to avoid by QuoteMstr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      All cards and card-readers include both the old and new solution.

      It's all right for ATMs to be able to read old-style static tokens, but if new cards include both the token and the chip, then a compromised ATM can simply use the old-style authentication token to perform a fraudulent transaction. After all, aren't both schemes just as good from the banks point of view?

      Now, if you guys have managed to phase out cards with offline, static tokens and rely solely on the chip, then kudos to you.

    3. Re:Easy to avoid by TheGothicGuardian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How would the cards be used for online purchases if the cards themselves had to interact with the bank?

    4. Re:Easy to avoid by i.r.id10t · · Score: 1

      Have 2 different slots... maybe even "form factor" - put the mag stripe in hte middle of the card, and have a reader that has read heads at both locations. Just like SSH if you allow both password and key based authentication...

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    5. Re:Easy to avoid by PCM2 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Either I don't get what you're saying or you don't get what the GP was saying.

      The reason the chip-based authentication method was invented is because the old-style authentication was insecure. BUT the old-style authentication method still works, even on cards that have the chip. Danish ATMs need to be able to read cards issued from places other than Denmark, and Danes need to be able to use foreign ATMs. So anyone who wants to attack a card just needs to ignore the chip-based authentication, hack the cards the same as they do anywhere else, and they're fine.

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    6. Re:Easy to avoid by QuoteMstr · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You don't make purchases with a card, but instead with the bank account the card represents. There are two parts to every transaction: identification and authorization. When using an ATM, the physical card provides both identification and authorization. The account number is simply placed on the card, and authentication comes from physical ownership of the card. (PINs don't count because they are unfortunately verified based on machine-readable information on the card itself.) Because it's non-trivial to both learn an account number and manufacture a matching card, physical possession of the card is a pretty good proxy for control of the account.

      Online purchases are different: the identification still comes from the number printed on the card, but the authorization is based on the notion that account numbers are hard to guess (which is terrible security), or on a secret shared by the bank and the holder of the card, the CSC number on the back (which is merely bad security).

      If you wanted, you could make online purchases work the same way they do today, and just keep printing CSC numbers on the back of cards. The ATM authorization scheme and the online one don't have anything to do with each other.

      But if you're going to issue new cards, you might as well improve online security too, and stop using CSC numbers. Have customers just select a password for each account. Retailers would verify the password the same way they verify CSC numbers now, but because the password wouldn't be printed on the back of the card, stealing the physical card wouldn't give you the ability to make online purchases using that card.

      Better still would be a way for the card to interact online with the bank, but that seems impractical to me.

    7. Re:Easy to avoid by unfasten · · Score: 2, Informative

      Have customers just select a password for each account. Retailers would verify the password the same way they verify CSC numbers now,

      Visa and Mastercard have already implemented this option. The only problem is the store has to be capable of handling it, and not all of them are, unfortunately.

      https://usa.visa.com/personal/security/vbv/index.html?ep=v_sym_verified
      http://www.mastercard.com/us/personal/en/cardholderservices/securecode/index.html

      The account number is simply placed on the card, and authentication comes from physical ownership of the card. (PINs don't count because they are unfortunately verified based on machine-readable information on the card itself.)

      This is wrong. PINs haven't been stored on the card for a long time (I'm not even certain they ever were for all cards). You can easily check this yourself with a relatively cheap reader, or you can build one yourself.

    8. Re:Easy to avoid by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Of course, this scheme doesn't allow offline credit card processing, but that's rare these days.

      No it isn't. Small businesses and other organizations use these ALL THE TIME.

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    9. Re:Easy to avoid by Megane · · Score: 1

      I think pins were stored on the card or something in the UK before they did chip-and-pin. And boy did they ever have to scramble to switch that over. Meanwhile, the US had been requiring encrypted pin pads which were reasonably tamper proof (such as an injected key from the merchant bank to encrypt the pin for transmission) since at least the mid '90s. (I had to deal with some programming to talk to said keypads back in those days.)

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    10. Re:Easy to avoid by fedtmule · · Score: 1

      but if new cards include both the token and the chip, then a compromised ATM can simply use the old-style authentication token to perform a fraudulent transaction

      If an ATM that usually gets 5% mag-stripe transactiosn, suddenly gets 100% mag-stripe transactions, it would properly ring some bells at the credit card company.

    11. Re:Easy to avoid by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 1

      The PIN is the result of a cryptographic function on your account number. You can customize it because the card stores (in the clear) the offset from the cards true "base pin".

    12. Re:Easy to avoid by discomike · · Score: 3, Informative

      At least here in Sweden, the issuing bank transmits data on if the card has a chip or not, and the ATM or terminal requires chip usage if the card is supposed to have a chip. On older store terminals without a chip reader, the mag stripe works, but those are getting replaced as time goes by, and yeah, just using the card in another country is still the safest bet. Though I have noticed being required to use the chip in some other countries now as well.

    13. Re:Easy to avoid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True enough, but unless the system was very poorly designed, this kind of attack wouldn't be possible to perform in Denmark on a Danish bank customer.

    14. Re:Easy to avoid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This only works in a limited sense. The new, protected, system is distinguishable from the old. So the bank can afford to concentrate anti-fraud resources appropriately.

      If you have one million fraudulent transactions smeared randomly among 50 billion legitimate ones, you're stuffed. But if those million fraudulent transactions have a unique property (e.g. used mag stripe verification) that's shared with only 50 million other transactions, options open up like telephone referral.

      So when you clone someone's magstripe and use it to buy groceries ("yeah, that chip thing broke, can I just swipe the card?"), maybe the phone rings. Shit, the bank wants to talk to the card owner. You drop the bag and run out of the store. Congratulations, you were on the store's CCTV and you are now wanted for card fraud. Hope no-one recognises you.

    15. Re:Easy to avoid by jimicus · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's slightly more sophisticated than that. Note I say "slightly". Not "much".

      You can't make a card with just the mag stripe and then use this card anywhere where they expect ATMs to read the chip. This is because the issuing bank will refuse to authorise a transaction which didn't involve the chip if it should have been possible to do so (they know full well that the card with number 1234 5678 9012 3456 was shipped with a chip, so if an ATM which can read chips tries a transaction with just the details on the stripe, it's dodgy).

      So what the criminals do instead is read the stripe (either with a fake cash machine or a skimming device attached to a real cash machine), send the details to some country where ATMs that read chips aren't ubiquitous and make up a fake card for use there.

      My guess is that Visa and Mastercard between them will, over time, put pressure on banks all over the world to replace their cash machines. But until that happens, this remains a security hole.

    16. Re:Easy to avoid by kghougaard · · Score: 2, Informative

      The problem is that now - for obvious reasons - the card now has to stay in the reader during the transaction. This means that stupid idiots like me constantly forget their cards in the reader.

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    17. Re:Easy to avoid by stonertom · · Score: 1

      If you try to swipe a chip and pin card by cloning the mag-stripe any machine that supports the chip will tell you to use that. That means that you can only use the card out-of-country, and the bank often think it's a little odd if you are using your card in two places a few kmiles (yes that is miles with an SI prefix) apart within hours.

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    18. Re:Easy to avoid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Current cards already have the chip you describe - and it does NOT protect you from a fake ATM. That's because the communication between the card and card holder is just as compromised. Sure, you'll get your guarantee that transactions stop when you remove the card, and don't start until you enter your PIN, but you still don't know which or how many transactions are done.

    19. Re:Easy to avoid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes but only if you use the old-style authentication outside Denmark (or Europe). You can't use the old-style in a ATM/other reader that can read a chip as the bank knows your card should have a chip and won't accept the old-style authentication.
      I ran in to this when they started to do this in Sweden and tried to swipe the card instead of inserting it into a reader.

      Sure it won't stop it from working everywhere but it makes it harder to perform a fraudulent transaction and since criminals are lazy they would rather go for the easy cards without the chip.

    20. Re:Easy to avoid by Locklin · · Score: 1

      Those chips don't use public key cryptography to communicate securely with the bank over an unsecured channel, they are simply an RFID, for all practical purposes, just a number that can be read without physical contact.

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    21. Re:Easy to avoid by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Not quite. MITM applies to the interception of communications without either side knowing. That is, the players are Alice, Bob, and Eve. On the other hand, fake ATM's outright take the place of the receiver So you think you're talking to Bob, when it's actually Mallory at the other end. This is an authentication problem, made much more difficult because it is the user that needs to do the authentication instead of the service.

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    22. Re:Easy to avoid by Marticus · · Score: 1

      That's solved fairly trivially by requiring the card to be removed from the machine before the requested cash is dispensed.
      Thats how many ATMs in Australia do it.

  30. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by lena_10326 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There is a reason for following procedure during an investigation. If you have a piece of evidence in a criminal investigation, you don't let people touch it willy nilly because later in trial it could be thrown out on the grounds it was tampered with. The second reason is the criminal could have been watching in the crowd. Letting random invididuals get access to the machine could enable a criminal to erase the data by hitting a reset switch. The police had no idea who planted it there so they could not trust anyone other than law enforcement officials to go near it. This is in no way similar to your cardiologist/heart attack patient scenario.

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  31. Cancelled talk by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    Maybe that ATM was a demo that would be used by someone having a talk on ATM security and people gullibility to show a point. Now the feds got involved and that expert will have to do his talk at Guantanamo.

    Would be somewhat similar to what happens when security experts want to show that a system is vulnerable and get jailed for that.

  32. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law by ProfM · · Score: 1

    You then have people making transactions of questionable legality...

    Of course, placing a low-tech "Do not use, fake ATM, will steal your information" sign could have worked just as well, and then do as the OP mentioned, place surveillance on the unit.

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  34. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Step aside wallet inspector coming though!

  35. Going for broke by davidwr · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Just imagine the headlines if they had succeeded: "Security experts lose bank accounts to scammers."

    If you have the cojones to put your fake ATM in a security conference at least have the brains to do it right.

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    Far better if this were an "pentest" with the "we'll stand back and watch" cooperation of the bank whose name is on the ATM. Scenario: White hat hackers to to BigBank and the hotel and say "We want to do a demonstration. We have a fake ATM we want to put in the DefCon hotel. We want to rig it so people's ATM codes are stored in the machine, encrypted, for later retrieval. BUT you, the bank, get the decoding key. At the end of Defcon we'll announce the prank. We'll give a $100 gift card and a a plaque to the first attendee who spots that it's a fake."

    Now that would be cool.

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    1. Re:Going for broke by arb+phd+slp · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Just imagine the headlines if they had succeeded: "Security experts lose bank accounts to scammers."

      If you have the cojones to put your fake ATM in a security conference at least have the brains to do it right.

      I can't imagine they hit that specific conference on purpose. They had bad luck. There are conferences in the hotels in Vegas every day. The thieves probably only knew "hotel booked" and "conference" and acted on that. Had it been a conference of commercial real estate managers or occupational therapists it probably would have gathered a good batch of account numbers and PINs.

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    2. Re:Going for broke by garompeta · · Score: 1

      But still, don't you think that these thieves were able to make a fake ATM machine, program it, and get all the needed hardware to imitate an ATM, must have heard or have at least a vague notion of what Defcon is about?

    3. Re:Going for broke by northstarlarry · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It would not astonish me to learn that such things as fake ATMs were available, essentially, "retail" (or at least "built on demand"). That is to say, there's a technically inclined someone (who probably knows about Defcon, yes), building the machines but then selling them to the person who actually uses them. The seller doesn't put them into use. The buyer might not know any more about the operation of the machine than what it says in the instruction manual that the builder provided.

      I don't have any real information, but it seems a plausible scenario to me.

    4. Re:Going for broke by arb+phd+slp · · Score: 1

      But still, don't you think that these thieves were able to make a fake ATM machine, program it, and get all the needed hardware to imitate an ATM, must have heard or have at least a vague notion of what Defcon is about?

      What I mean is that they very likely didn't know nor care to check which conference was booked there in the first place.

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  36. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by billcopc · · Score: 1

    How about real cops and a real ATM ?

    What ??? You think those guys are all honest ? Humans is humans.

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  37. Real Irony by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... would have been if some thieves backed a pickup truck up in the middle of the night and dragged this thing off.

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  38. Re:First Post ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please don't feed the trolls!

    Srry, just had to say that sometime ...

  39. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by e9th · · Score: 2, Funny

    You're taking this more seriously than I am, but OK.

    Shouldn't the police assume that the victim at the cardiologists convention had been injected with KCl or adenosine+lidocaine by one of the attendees, and thus wait for independent medical professionals to arrive rather than allowing "random individuals" to act? After all, allowing others access to the guy might cloud any subsequent investigation.

    That's certainly a win-win for the cops -- if they delay treatment and the guy dies, their investigation has gone from attempted murder to murder, a plus, and their evidence hasn't been tainted, another plus.

  40. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by olddoc · · Score: 1

    Not funny. It's actually a very good point!

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  41. If it was a legit scam.... by Darth_brooks · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If this was a legit scam instead of a prank, then there's a saying that applies:

    "Only the most foolish mouse hides behind the cat's ear, but only the cleverest cat thinks to look there."

    --
    There are some people that if they don't know, you can't tell 'em.
    1. Re:If it was a legit scam.... by hacker · · Score: 1

      You almost got it right :)

      "Only the most foolish of mice would hide in a cat's ear, but only the wisest of cats would think to look there." -Andrew Mercer

  42. Learn your redundancies... by faffod · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, like we are going to RTFA the farking article.

    That's pretty redundant

    No, it's redundant redundant. Pretty redundant is when someone reposts a picture to usenet.

  43. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by Vu1turEMaN · · Score: 1

    One might assume that one of the DevCon attendees was behind it, and asking them for help would totally be some Ocean's 11 bullshit.

  44. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Informative

    That's certainly a win-win for the cops -- if they delay treatment and the guy dies, their investigation has gone from attempted murder to murder, a plus

    I don't think most members of law enforcement would view that as a "plus"......

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    I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
    We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
  45. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by lena_10326 · · Score: 1

    Your comment may have been funny, but it was logically unsound.

    --

    You keep force fitting an invalid equivalence between these two scenarios. These two scenarios are not the same nor are the assumptions and procedures the same. With the ATM, the evidence for criminal activity was clear and apparent. Also, waiting and following procedure wasn't going to cause anyone to die. With your patient dropping to the floor, there was no apparent evidence for criminal activity. The reasonable assumption to make is to assume the patient is simply having a medical issue (assume no foul play) and get help to the patient as fast as possible. Even if there was evidence, such as a steak knife in his back, the priority is to save the patient's life.

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    Camping on quad since 1996.
  46. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by kabloom · · Score: 1

    They were just trying to make Spot the Fed a little easier!

  47. A long time ago... by Anachragnome · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Back in 1990, after the Loma Prieta Earthquake, there was certain bank (damaged by the quake) that was demolished right downtown in Santa Cruz, California. One day I was walking past and noticed in the debris/rubble pile the night deposit box, bread-box style door hanging open, still mounted in a fair portion of the wall it was attached to.

    I realized it was exactly the same kind of door that was used on MY banks night deposit box just a few blocks down the street, a bank that still did business.

    I had a very boring job at the time and had lots of time to daydream. It is here that I devised my plan.

    Late in the night, head down with a pickup and load up the night deposit box from the rubble pile. Take it home. Reproduce the wall the other one, the one at my bank, is mounted in. As it turns out, the night deposit box there was located in a sort of wall "extension" that one could reproduce, lay the fake right over the top (quickly unloaded from the back of a pickup) and as long as it looked right would appear no different. Simply leave it in place with the lock modified so ANY key will open it.

    Set it up late Sunday night, around 11pm, and wait for the night deposits from all the businesses that cater to the tourist industry in Santa Cruz every weekend. Head back around 5 am, swing the false wall out of the way, pick up all the deposits, and walk away...

    There was even a parking garage across the street for spotters.

    Alas, I have morals, so it shall remain a daydream.

    1. Re:A long time ago... by Raptoer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There is another version of this scam, one or two people with guard uniforms and a strong deposit box sit out front of a bank. They've placed an 'out of order' sign on the normal deposit box and tell anybody who asks that the normal box is broken and they are there to guard a temporary box. Once one or two people have put their deposits in, they take down the sign and walk away with the money.

    2. Re:A long time ago... by chikanamakalaka · · Score: 1

      Uhh, what movie was that in?

    3. Re:A long time ago... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      A book, American Gods (I think) covered this exact scam in some detail.

    4. Re:A long time ago... by unfasten · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's also something Frank Abagnale did, as noted in his book The Art of the Steal . Link goes to an excerpt from the book, start at the last paragraph on page 118.

    5. Re:A long time ago... by cyclomedia · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The simpler variation is to tape a bin liner to the inside of the letter box and place an "Out of order, use post box" sign on the deposit box. Hang back, wait for a deposit, retrieve bag from letter obox having caught the deposit

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    6. Re:A long time ago... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      American Gods...

    7. Re:A long time ago... by jandrese · · Score: 1

      That scam doesn't last too long though because anybody who isn't clueless (which admitted might take awhile to come by) will call the bank and ask about the guards, and when the bank goes "who?", they'll call the cops. It's one of those scams that will work a few times, but will inevitably get you caught if you keep trying it.

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    8. Re:A long time ago... by n7ytd · · Score: 1

      How about training a small monkey to climb into the deposit box and hand up the envelopes?

    9. Re:A long time ago... by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      I remember when I went to New Orleans in '98, there was a sign on the bus: DEPOSIT ALL FARES IN FAREBOX, DO NOT GIVE FARE TO DRIVER. I just laughed. New Orleans is such a toilet, I'm glad someone finally flushed it.

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      Shutting down free speech with violence isn't fighting fascism. It IS fascism!
  48. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by stephanruby · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, the true FAIL was that none of the Defcon attendees took pictures of the people servicing the ATM. For security reasons that's the new rule, if you see an ATM being serviced -- you have to take your cell phone and take a picture of whomever is doing the servicing.

  49. Black hat physical security work around by schizz69 · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't put it past these black hat's, that maybe the ATM was real, using their 'guise' of security experts as a human hack so that the 'cops' could 'easily' remove the ATM to compromise a US banking system. H4X status = WIN!

    1. Re:Black hat physical security work around by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      I doubt it. Most ATMs in populated areas are (at the very least) bolted to the ground with a .25" lag bolt or three, sunk into the cement or through the floor (and you'd have to take the ATM apart to get at them). Even the cheap ones at convenience stores. It's doubtful a crook would take that much time to 'secure' a fake ATM.

      On the other hand, there are some legit ATMs that have horrible security. I used to work at a rural gas station in North Dakota on the overnight shift - a very short stint, thank God. This place had no security whatsoever, but they did have an ATM. It was one of the low-end models that doesn't hold much cash (and has a $2 fee for everyone), but on a Friday night people would withdraw several thousand dollars from it. It just had a single strand of 4cm or so thick steel wire attaching it to an eye hook (which was cemented into the floor). The device was light and small enough that a single person of fit build could likely hoist it to their shoulders; it'd be no problem for a hand cart.

      Then again, this place didn't lock their lock box, either, and someone in the back stocking the fridges (which occurred every shift for about 40 minutes) who didn't notice someone come in (entirely possible, there was no bell or such thing). It would have been trivial for someone to come in undetected (glass store front = easy viewing access). It was quite a disturbing situation; the store had more cash in the building on any given night than the average annual salary in the area, I'd not doubt (almost $20k I'd guess - the ATM was only stocked once a week).

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    2. Re:Black hat physical security work around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What was the address? :)

  50. Re: Everything is monitored ... except this ATM by cenc · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yea, there is no way someone can enter a casino in vegas, hell go anywhere near the strip, without being caught on hundreds of cameras. so they have a blind spot in one corner of the floor, but there is likly hundreds of hours of video tape covering every step of the delivery.

    People Bitch about all the cameras in London. They got nothing on the number of cameras in Vegas.

    If the security cameras in Vegas where not the best in World, the cons would have cleaned out the casinos years ago and the customers would not feel safe walking in to and out of the casinos with large amounts of cash.

     

  51. how to avert that problem by SethJohnson · · Score: 1



    I also thought of the same liability over letting it continue to scam people while waiting for the perp. One way to fix that would be to take a screw gun and screw a 3" screw into the slot you put your card into. Nobody could use it, and eventually, the owner of the machine might try to fix it or take it away.

    I agree with the other theories presented above... the machine likely is using a prepaid wireless phone to export the data from each transaction so that the machine never needs to be retrieved.

    Seth

  52. False flag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One of the first things that came to mind was whether this was a trick to get IDs of people. Think of it, the FBI would love to get a roster of the event but cant, so they settle for getting account #'s of some of the attendees?

  53. Can you imagine a crowd you'd want to annoy LESS? by sprior · · Score: 2, Insightful

    For me the true FAIL of this incident was the idea of what could happen to the criminals once they're identities are made public after they seriously annoyed the attendees of a hacker convention. Can you imagine a group you'd less want to have seeing how they could make your life miserable (excluding the possibility of physical harm)? Good luck ever getting credit again, and that's just for starters...

  54. Re: Everything is monitored ... except this ATM by russotto · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If the security cameras in Vegas where not the best in World, the cons would have cleaned out the casinos years ago and the customers would not feel safe walking in to and out of the casinos with large amounts of cash.

    If the customers are walking out with large amounts of cash, someone's head will roll.

  55. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

        "Thanks for responding office. I am the shift security chief. We identified the actual owner of the ATM, which as it turns out is perfectly legitimate. We do appreciate your swift response, but there is nothing to do at this time. Those kids just didn't know what they were calling about. They're from Canada."

       

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    Serious? Seriousness is well above my pay grade.
  56. It's a HOAX! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Relax, it's a HOAX put on by a new Bank.

  57. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by JWSmythe · · Score: 4, Informative

        Actually, the way the laws read in a lot of states, it goes something like this...

        I learned this in law enforcement school. I was trained as a first responder. I could stabilize a patient until the paramedics arrived.

        While on duty, I am protected by the department regardless of what happens. For example, if a person had a heart attack, and I gave CPR, they may sue for the bruising or cracked rib(s). If I fail to keep them alive, I'm still protected, because I tried to the best of my ability.

        When OFF duty, I don't have any such protection, and may lose my ass in court. I was trained to perform those acts, but was not obliged. Pretty much, the lawyer for the victim, who is the person you saved, will tear you up when they say "So where did you go to medical school?" "Did the victim consent to you touching him?" "Being that you work in law enforcement, you thought it would be ok to attack the victim, and leave him with cracked ribs, causing him undue pain and suffering and weeks in the hospital?" As soon as you say "But he was having a heart attack", they'll come back with "But you're not a doctor, who were you to judge this?" You see where that goes. Lawyers are assholes, and some people will grab for money anywhere they can, including from the person who saved their life.

        We were told, if you see someone having a heart attack on the street, and you aren't working, call 911. Don't get involved.

        So, if someone had a heart attack at a conference of cardiovascular specialists, no, they may not get any treatment, but someone will (hopefully) call 911.

        There are good people out there though. An ex-girlfriend was involved in a rather serious car accident. She was in the military, and a base surgeon witnessed it. He stopped, and began treating her to the best of his ability, even though he had no supplies. He called 911, then ensured she didn't move, and started to evaluate her for injuries. Other folks from the base secured the area, and guided traffic away from the scene. The scene was handed off to local law enforcement as they arrived. She was transported by ambulance to a civilian hospital (it happened off-base), where he road along. I was called from the hospital. By the time I got there, she was badly bruised and not terribly happy, but stable. And, no, it was a hit & run. There was a consistent description of the vehicle, but when they saw someone in uniform fall out of the drivers seat onto the ground, the focus was on her, not the other vehicle.

        Myself, if I see someone in need, I help whenever possible. When professional help arrives, I'll walk away without giving any information. I care to help. I don't care for fame, fortune, or the lawsuit that may follow.

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  58. Oh, DUH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a Honey Pot.

  59. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by nhytefall · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hehe... not exactly ;)

    More like, by Law Enforcement taking the dummy ATM before the folks attending Defcon could "examine" it, they preserved the chain of evidence, thereby ensuring that what is uncovered during their forensics work will hold up in a court of law to successfully prosecute the perpetrators.

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  60. why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    i work in a position with some authority in a major hotel chain, so i prefer to post this as AC.

    get a job in a hotel where you can keep track of the billing information and credit/debit cards that people use.

    daily, i physically handle dozens of cards with accurate names and contact information. with my company's online system, i can access huge numbers of customer data. at my particular property, i could scam so many people that it would be ridiculous.

    you want scary? how about a small ring of organized hotel/restaurant/retail employees that keep track of the card numbers, security codes, and addresses (where applicable)? irregularly stagger the fraudulent charges in time and location to be difficult or impossible to follow, and you've got a fairly sustainable system of theft.

  61. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Where do you live that has no "Good Samaritan" law? (As a generality - an off duty professional is potentially treated differently) As far as I can tell, all states in the US have adopted them (and you are in law enforcement - surprised you haven't come across the concept).

    CT is one state that only has such a law for those certified in first aid, but for other states, all of those questions your hypothetical lawyer asked you would be irrelevant, as you'd be immune under such coverage - consent can be implied if unable to be given, only active refusal being an exclusion, cracked ribs during CPR is not uncommon (there are often exemptions for 'reasonable recklessness' - if a person is trapped in a car but there is no reasonable risk of fire, and you, against protest, extricate them from the vehicle causing or exacerbating a spinal injury), and so on.

    "When professional help arrives, I'll walk away without giving any information" - isn't that more bad advice? "Material witness", "leaving the scene of an accident" could both be thrown at you, dependent on jurisdiction.

    Ironically, often those who may have most to fear from the above are people who are professionally trained. I have begun training as a paramedic - first thing drilled into me is the same as medical students: "You are NOT a paramedic/doctor until and unless you hold the bit of paper that says you are." The next is that as you are professionally trained and expected to know what you are doing, there can be, dependent upon jurisdiction, less latitude in Good Samaritan laws for events that could reasonably be attributed to incompetence on the part of your response. "Don't carry a 'whacker bag'." - "whacker" is an EMS/LE phrase for someone who likes to hang around the fringes of such professions, a 'wannabe', etc. If you're off-duty, respond and help out how and if you believe you can, but carrying a bag full of medical equipment like you're on duty is just going to get you burnt, in more ways than one - at the very least, your fire dept/chief is most definitely not going to be proud of your efforts.

  62. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
    LMAO. So the perp walks up to get ready to reclaim the unit, sees your sign, keeps walking. If stopped as a result of surveillance, says he was intending to use it, and stopped as a result.

    Several people have suggested this as a possible solution. I suggest you might need to adjust your logic and cause/effect tuning.

  63. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Loss of a machine is factored in. These things can't be that expensive to make. Any failure will be assumed to be a sting.

  64. This is really curious by Groo+Wanderer · · Score: 1, Interesting

    What makes me really wonder about this post is why KDawson took my original submission here:
    http://it.slashdot.org/firehose.pl?id=5416205&op=view
    and edited ONLY the link. It originally pointed to my site here:
    http://it.slashdot.org/firehose.pl?id=5416205&op=view

    So, Mr Dawson took the time to leave everything else intact, but go out of his way to hunt down another link to a large corporate site. Hmmmm. He didn't pick the chronologically first one, which mine wasn't, and I can't see any real difference between the articles posted on the topic. The briefing Priest gave wasn't all that long or in depth, so we pretty much all got the same story.

    Normally I am not a conspiracy theorist, but I did just spend the better part of a week at Defcon.

    Mr. Dawson, can you explain?

                        -Charlie

    1. Re:This is really curious by Traegorn · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because you linked to your personal blog which didn't cite your sources while the link on Slashdot's front page goes to an actual news article on the topic?

      I'm sorry, it just seems like you're whining that Slashdot didn't plug your site.

    2. Re:This is really curious by BumbaCLot · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      MOD PARENT UP!

    3. Re:This is really curious by edsousa · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      but I did just spend the better part of a week at Defcon.

      He does not need to cite sources.

  65. Aaargh, bad link by Groo+Wanderer · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I screwed up, blame a week or so of no sleep. The second link should be.....
    http://www.semiaccurate.com/2009/08/02/moron-tries-scamming-fake-atm-defcon/

    Sorry.

                    -Charlie

  66. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by Dan541 · · Score: 1

    If the police use analogue radios it is quite possible that the crims will hear the cops being dispatched.

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  67. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by Dan541 · · Score: 4, Funny

    They could have covertly had an undercover agent place an "out of order" sign on it;

    Really, I'd replace the computer inside the ATM with a Ninja.

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    An SQL query goes to a bar, walks up to a table and asks, "Mind if I join you?"
  68. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

    Here, as I recall it, the Good Samaritan laws protect the average Joe. Well, as far as that goes. In civil court, any lawyer can argue anything. If it's in front of a jury, regardless if they're instructed "You will ignore the previous question", they still heard it.

    The advice on giving medical assistance, even within the bounds of our training, was from the paramedics teaching that portion of the course. They told us more, but basically the lead instructor with 30 years of experience, was currently involved in 3 lawsuits against him, for carrying out his duties properly. He told us he's known those off-duty who jumped in to do "the right thing", just to get burnt as you said.

    Now, I'm many many years out of that profession, and I'm sure any certification I previously held is worthless. I am just JW Civilian Smythe now.

    I can't say that I've been on a lot of scenes of accidents, but I've been at a few. We'll use a decent example of one that happened a few years ago.

    I was at a stop sign, 2nd in line. It was out of a residential area, to cross a busy road at night. My view was obscured by bushes. I heard a screech of tires, and an impact. A truck spun into my view, still on the main road. I got out to help.

    I instructed a bystander to call 911.

    The driver of the truck, a white male, approx 30, as shaken but physically unhurt and relatively calm. He was already out of his truck by the time I got to the vehicles. I advised him to sit calmly in the grass off the road, and pointed to a safe place. He obeyed.

    The driver of the car, a white female, approx 20, was shaken, screaming, complaining of breathing problems and extreme pain to her face. I tried to calm her. Her airbag had deployed, and she barely had a red mark on her nose. I reminded her that she was screaming (it was louder than the tire screeching had been), so she was breathing. I told her she was fine, and to stay in her vehicle and not move around. The paramedics would arrive soon. The "breathing" problem was from the airbag dust. her "broken" nose was a mild abrasion from the airbag. A stupid bystander saw the steam from the radiator and started telling the driver that her car was going to explode. So much for calm. She was screaming more and very insistent on getting out of the car.

    The original bystander that I had asked to call 911 handed me the phone, so I could give the brief description of what happened. 2 cars, 0 obvious injuries, road blocked. Please send ambulance and police.

    So the guy was doing fine on his own, trying to collect his thoughts on what just happened, as he looked at the front of his truck crushed. He looked a bit sad. I guess he liked his truck.

    The girl is now out of her car, shaken, and walking badly (like from the adrenaline rush, not from injury). I walked her to the back of her car, and asked her to please please stand there, holding onto the car until the paramedics arrive. The crazy bystander starts telling her all kinds of shit like "oh my god, you almost died. Your car is on fire, get away from it!"

    So, the crazy bystander tells me off, and gets the girl into the grass, where she's hugging her, and rubbing her back. Go ahead, I know how wrong that was. Not much I could do, she wouldn't listen to me, since I wouldn't save her from the "burning" car.

    When the police got there, I he glanced around and I pointed out vehicles and owners. I then asked "do you need me for anything, or can I go?" He told me I could leave, he didn't need me for anything.

    The final part has happened quite a few times. I wasn't involved in the incident, other than being the first person there. It's easier on the paperwork if the witness list is short. :)

    I found out later, the girl was speeding,

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  69. I was thinking the same thing, except re-deploy it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    next time, let it dispense HP-printed bills, and when the FED come to arrest me I'll start throwing USC Title 12, Section 144 in their face to remind them that my fraud is just as equal as their fraud.

  70. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by lena_10326 · · Score: 1

    Interesting. Although, fyi: "I could honestly care less." --> "I could honestly not care less."

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  71. Pedant Warning? by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 1

    Article contains the terms "ATM Machine" and "PIN Number". Read at your own risk.

    Asynchronous Transfer Mode? It's in machines all around us, a key protocol in many WANs.
    Person In Need? Well, there are always arguments about these numbers.
    But it sounds like an interesting juxtaposition of topics; perhaps I should read TFA.

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    Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. - Voltaire
  72. Pirates by dna_(c)(tm)(r) · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not if you were a pirate on a galleon. They'd understand where the black powder is stored, that you need room to wash ashore - and they very probably never heared about baths and rooms to place them in.

  73. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by jimicus · · Score: 1

    Actually, given the level of detail in the article it's entirely possible that's true.

    The article suggests that the only clue that it was fake is that where they expected a camera was just a black hole, and shining a torch in there revealed a PC.

    Big deal. Most ATMs these days are basically a PC with a tough number pad and a cash dispenser attached. It's possible (though perhaps unlikely) that the last time the ATM was opened the camera was knocked. One would hope the police made enquiries with whoever was thought to own the ATM before taking it away, but I wouldn't bet on it.

  74. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1, Interesting

    No no no...

    You have use your iPhone, since the almighty iPhone is obviously the only phone sufficiently advanced to contain a camera, making it "A hotbed for amateur photography".

    iPhone, iPhone, iPhone! Just let me strangle whoever wrote that article, please?

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  75. Re:Can you imagine a crowd you'd want to annoy LES by RegularFry · · Score: 1

    Annoyed? Amused is, I think, a more likely reaction.

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  76. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You might consider that the cops knew about the ATM. The FBI is not above using illegal means to monitor hackers, and they're probably closely watching everyone at Defcon.

  77. Just giving you a hard time :-) by Cormacus · · Score: 1
    I, too, find American's aversion to referring to toilets by anything that vaguely resembles what one might do in them, damn strange.
    • "loo" - I definitely don't "loo" in the restroom.
    • "WC" - Water closet? US bathrooms are generally larger than closets, and why would you keep water in a closet anyhow?
    • "bathroom" - what, do you want to take a bath? I thought you had to pee.

    As I said in the title, I'm just giving you a hard time. I can't stand the average American's inflexibility with regard to communicating with people with different backgrounds. Its strange, really.

    (American)

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  78. A Jorb Well Done by ciderVisor · · Score: 1

    Coach Z, is that you ?

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  79. Sodder me sideways by ciderVisor · · Score: 3, Funny

    My fave was the Yank pronounciation of 'solder' ("sodder"). To this Brit, it sounded like a cross between sodomize and bugger (which mean the same thing). I always cracked up when people asked if I could "sodder" a circuit board for them.

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    1. Re:Sodder me sideways by DinDaddy · · Score: 1

      We're just confused by the use of flux.

  80. Reminds me to check up on my Con-Fu by Kaukomieli · · Score: 1

    Con-Fu:
    http://isc.sans.org/diary.html?storyid=608

    "Stay Alert! Trust No One! Keep Your Laser Handy!"

  81. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by tgd · · Score: 1

    Maybe the feds put it there to monitor all the hax0rs!!!

    They took it to hide the evidence!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  82. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's called the "Good Samaritan Law". You CAN NOT be held liable unless they can prove gross negligence on your part (i.e. jumping up and down on the guy's chest for CPR).

  83. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

        Actually, that's a well disputed point.

        It can be said either way, and has effectively the same meaning.

        Say caring is on a scale of 0 to 10, 0 meaning no care at all, and 10 meaning absolute care.

        I could care less, can still mean that my care could be only a 1.

        I couldn't care less should mean my care is only a 0.

        Leaving it at "I could care less" implies there is some, but that may drop to nothing, because I don't care much. :)

        Bring on the linguistic and logic pseudoexperts to argue the point. I could care less. :)

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  84. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

        You should read up a little on the scope of Good Samaritan laws.

        They are not globally recognized. The country or state you are in may simply not have any. If you make a mistake, "oops, I was trying to help" won't always protect you.

        The above linked page has a good example of this. If there is a car accident, and you extract the driver or passengers, and they are injured because of it (or their lawyer argues that you made the condition worse), you're screwed. The exception would (usually) be that there was obvious and immediate threat to their life. Like, their car is already on fire, you're probably right to try to get them out. What if one of the passengers had a spinal cord injury, and by moving them you killed them? What if you were mistaken, and the "fire" was just steam from the broken radiator?

       

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  85. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by lena_10326 · · Score: 1

    There are 3 combinations right? Let's label care level as C, where Min is 0, and Max is 10. Then Min <= C <= Max of 10. The following would hold true.

    1. I could not care less. C == 0
    2. I could care less, or, I could care more. Min < C < Max
    3. I could not care more. C == Max

    With #1 and #3, the statement provides specific and provide useful information. With #2, the statement is unspecific and could result in an infinite number of values for C. #2 isn't very useful in that it communicates an ambiguous thought. Is C close to Min? Close to Max? In the middle? Who knows. Since we strive to communicate effectively, the proper course of action to take when presented with such ambiguity is to discard it. It's by that reasoning I invalidate #2.

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  86. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

        Unfortunately you fail to take into account that the world we live in, and the medium we communicate through, is full of shades of gray.

        We don't only have the answers, "yes", and "no", but "maybe", "kind of", "possibly", "vaguely", among others. Beyond that, there are lies, half-truths, white lies, and occasionally even the truth.

        But for the scale of your calcuation, I would stick with integer values. It keeps your headache to a minimum. Arbitrarily invalidating a valid answer limits your ability to reason.

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  87. Help Let Me Out! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Poor guy is prolly still in the back of that ATM :)

  88. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by lena_10326 · · Score: 1

    How did I fail to take in account of the shades of grey? I specifically mentioned the existence of ambiguity and that #2 was a sliding scale (synonymous with "shades of grey").

    I did not eliminate #2 arbitrarily. I eliminated it because it evaluates to a meaningless answer. Also, it doesn't matter if our scale is fractional or not. I can change Max to infinity and still achieve an infinite number of possibilities even with your rule of "integers only". By understanding all the possibilities and their meanings, we have expanded our ability to reason. Avoiding usage of the #2 case does not mean we forget ambiguity exists in our language. It just makes our communication clear and more effective.

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  89. Good Samaritan Laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anybody trained and certified in CPR knows about good samaritan laws which protect people from this sort of thing. In fact, anybody trained in CPR also knows failing to do so can be considered negligence if they found you were of adequate legal competence to perform it.

  90. Wikipedia makes you stupid by Groo+Wanderer · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Wow, you really don't have a clue.

    1) I am the source, I was there.
    2) It is not a blog, it is a news site.
    3) Why did they link me the day before then? http://it.slashdot.org/story/09/08/01/1658258/Apple-Keyboard-Firmware-Hack-Demonstrated
    4) I won't make this personal and point out my feelings about your intelligence.

                -Charlie

  91. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by dotar · · Score: 1

    In Australia, Queensland, at least, you are protected by law as long as you administer first aid in accordance with what you were taught during your first aid course. If you break ribs administering CPR (which you should, if you're doing it right) boo hoo to them. If they are unconscious or unable to speak coherently, consent to treat is implied. Simply having a first aid qualification does not require you to help, but if you involve yourself in the situation you're required to continue- and calling the emergency services counts as administering first aid. The moment they make us liable for properly administering first aid...

  92. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by mysidia · · Score: 1

    Loss of a machine is factored in. These things can't be that expensive to make. Any failure will be assumed to be a sting.

    According to the article, the numbers were logged for later retrieval. That would suggest they had no network connectivity and thus no way of detecting the machine had "failed" until actually going there in preparation to get the data.

  93. No security chip by jopet · · Score: 1

    Do ATM cards in the US really still not use a security chip? In my country, reading the magnetic information and knowing the code is useless for getting money since all ATMs check the security chip too.