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  1. Hey...Wait a minute on Social Networking Sites Full of Security Holes · · Score: 5, Funny

    First a story about how restrictive social networking sites are.

    Now, so many holes in social networking sites your data is already in the hands of criminals.

  2. As you can see on It's Time for Social Networks to Open Up · · Score: 5, Funny

    I will be out to dinner tonight at 8pm, so that will be a good time to rob my house.

  3. So, where is everyone? on The Fermi Paradox is Back · · Score: 5, Funny

    o Far away in space
    o Far away in time
    o Far away in space and time
    o Hollywood

  4. In a realted story.. on Case of the Great Hot-Site Swap · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Bowdoin students in Maine discover California girls are hot!

  5. I bet you 1 yuan on Lenovo Aims $199 PC At China's Rural Population · · Score: 1

    This looks a lot like the Tandy Color Computer from days of yore.

  6. The Mysterious Dr. Zecca on First Armed Robots on Patrol in Iraq · · Score: 5, Funny

    The 'bots "haven't fired their weapons yet," Michael Zecca, the SWORDS program manager, tells DANGER ROOM. "But that'll be happening soon", he smiled evilly, petting his white cat.
  7. Where? on Symantec CEO Says Bad Service Fix Only Temporary · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Where do you see Symantec 18 months from now? Promoting synergy in exciting new directions!

  8. Dare I say it? on Web 2.0 Bubble May Be Worst Burst Yet · · Score: 1

    War on Terror 2.0
    Coming to a Mall near you!

  9. In a related story on Firm Sues Sony Over Cell Processor · · Score: 2, Funny

    An errant Sony Jet has crashed into the HQ for Newport Beach based company Parallel Processing resulting in a 150 foot fireball.

  10. Shocking! on Emoticons in the Workplace · · Score: 5, Funny

    :-O

  11. In Related Stories on Microsoft Seeks Open Source Certification · · Score: 5, Funny

    Record Low Temperatures in Hell Reported!

    Lamb Found "Shacked Up" With Lion!

    Paris Hilton Receives Rhodes Scholarship!

    Bush Announces Iraq Withdraw!

  12. If it works on Encrypted USB Key With TOR, Firefox · · Score: 2

    If it works, spies will love it.

    I bet it gets cracked within 30 days.

  13. Vlad calls it the evil color on Homeland Security Funds LED Light That Blinds, Disorients · · Score: 1

    But seriously, I predict if they make them look like guns, there is a chance for success. They are trying to sell them to guys who like guns. Also, you don't want users to accidentally confused this with a normal flashlight.

  14. I'm so proud on Truck-Mounted Laser Guns · · Score: 4, Funny

    to be an American

    Next put them in C-130s, or Jeeps, like Rat Patrol.

  15. It's hard to believe on High-Tech Squirrels Trained to Conduct Espionage · · Score: 1

    The squirrels aren't wireless(?).

  16. Next semester: The Prostitute on Psychology, Design and Economics of Slot-Machines · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Upon learning the multitude of deceitful strategies that hookers/pimps use to improve their business, it is nearly impossible not to feel as though one is being almost forced to spend money the moment one sets foot in a whorehouse...

  17. Patent Band-aid Bill slithers out of Committee on Patent Reform Bill Approved by House Committee · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ..would have been a better title. No real reform here. Just business as usual.

  18. Gulp on RIAA v. Santangelo Default Judgment Vacated · · Score: 2, Funny

    The papers sought $513 in attorneys fees...
    The papers sought $513 in attorneys green fees

    There, I fixed it

  19. Form Letter on Police Given Access to Congestion-Charge Cameras · · Score: 5, Funny
    Dear Sir/Madam: Laden, Osama, bin

    Your flagrant disregard for paying of the £8-a-day toll has been noted. Your days are numbered, Sir.

  20. I Bet It Sinks on Robot Aims To Walk On Water · · Score: 5, Funny

    But if it doesn't, will other roots begin to worship it?

  21. SunRocket on Internet Phone Start-up Goes Belly-Up · · Score: 2, Funny

    Things we learned

    1. Don't let a 3-year-old name your company

  22. Next Big Thing != Flying Car on The Next Big Thing — Why Web 2.0 Isn't Enough · · Score: 2, Funny

    ..and when some crazy has me buried in a 18 century dungeon, my PDA, from 2019, tells me 439 meters due north is a antique mill!

  23. Patent Business Model on Patents Don't Pay · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It doesn't surprise me that patents tend to be expensive & useless. The only place they are of any real use is in court. Any business model that has "time in court" from the get-go is probably not such a great model.

  24. hey..! on Blogging Is 10 Years Old · · Score: 1

    I resemble that remark!

  25. Interoperability say it all on Japan To Adopt Open Software Standards · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The ODF alliance press release aside, interoperability is the last mile in lots of "IT Plans Gone Bad", as plot-point-two. Japan seems to make a lot of smart decisions. Guess I'm just a little jealous.