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  1. Re:And the most fragrant ... on Japanese Robot Picks Only the Ripest Strawberries · · Score: 1, Insightful

    They know they're ripe because they turn red at the money spot.

  2. Re:Programming lesson on Pac-Man's Ghost Behavior Algorithms · · Score: 2

    Considering there's 4 vs 1 and only 4 orthogonal directions you can go the ghosts have a clear advantage if they work together properly.

  3. Re:Assange on Moscow Has Eyes On WikiLeaks, Too · · Score: 2

    While that is an interesting way to commit suicide, still need a citation there.

  4. Re:DecorMyEyes is the 4th result on the 2nd page on Google Algorithm Discriminates Against Bad Reviews · · Score: 1

    NP mate.

  5. Re:DecorMyEyes is the 4th result on the 2nd page on Google Algorithm Discriminates Against Bad Reviews · · Score: 1
  6. Re:DecorMyEyes is the 4th result on the 2nd page on Google Algorithm Discriminates Against Bad Reviews · · Score: 3, Informative

    It may as well be.

    http://www.marketingpilgrim.com/2008/04/iprospect-blended-search-study.html

    There are studies that says that beyond the first page the majority of people don't bother continuing to search and use more words or different search engines.

  7. Re:Why do we keep talking about her? on Sarah Palin 'Target WikiLeaks Like Taliban' · · Score: 1

    What is the cube root of 27?

  8. Re:Why do we keep talking about her? on Sarah Palin 'Target WikiLeaks Like Taliban' · · Score: 1

    I still say you are a bot.

  9. Re:I, for one... on Patent Supports PSP2 Rear Touch Pad Rumor · · Score: 1

    PSP2: Reach Around Boogaloo.

  10. Re:Well, Duh! on Causing Terror On the Cheap · · Score: 2, Interesting
  11. Re:A nice gesture on Company Seeks To Boost Linux Game Development With 3D Engine Giveaway · · Score: 1

    s/Blizzard/Valve/g

  12. Re:ECC? on RIAA Now Blames Journalists For Its Piracy Trouble · · Score: 1

    I need to help my uncle Jack off a horse.

    Versus I need to help my uncle jack off a horse.

    Panda: eats, shoots, and leaves.

    Perfect grammar would have left those statements unambiguous and not humorous.

  13. Re:Beer on GNU/Linux and Enlightenment Running On a Fridge · · Score: 1

    So now we can have our free as in beer and drink it too!

  14. Re:Awesome on Amazon Launches Online Movie Studio · · Score: 1

    DOOM: Repercussions of Evil

    "John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
    John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad “I want to be on the ships daddy.”
    Dad said “No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS”
    There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
    “This is Joson” the radio crackered. “You must fight the demons!”
    So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
    “HE GOING TO KILL US” said the demons
    “I will shoot at him” said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
    “No! I must kill the demons” he shouted
    The radio said “No, John. You are the demons”
    And then John was a zombie."

  15. So what happens when Google is found guilty? on Internet Blacklist Back In Congress · · Score: 1

    Too big to fail.

  16. Re:Arch Linux? on The ~200 Line Linux Kernel Patch That Does Wonders · · Score: 1

    https://www.archlinux.de/?page=UserStatistics

    I use Arch as well. Many people do. And it's tired, almost as much as the over 9000 meme.

  17. Re:Petaflops per second? on Windows Cluster Hits a Petaflop, But Linux Retains Top-5 Spot · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd say Google datacenters accelerate at about that rate.

  18. Re:Yes on Kernel Tracing With LTTng On Ubuntu Maverick · · Score: 1

    On the first day, God said: make; make install

  19. Re:The one to rule them all on Which Language To Learn? · · Score: 3, Funny

    You mean Haskell right?

  20. First time this is actually appropriate... on Old Apple 1 Up For Auction, Expected To Go For $160,000+ · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes but..

    Does it run Linux?

  21. Re:Prior art on Microsoft Patents Foot Computing · · Score: 1

    Nobody got it did they... Gnome's logo is a foot, and a foot is a pun on afoot...

    I'll be in my basement, I failed.

  22. Re:About The news on UK Politician Arrested Over Twitter 'Stoning Joke' · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Can someone please stone spammers to death? I shan't tell Amnesty if you don't. It would be a blessing, really.

  23. Re:Prior art on Microsoft Patents Foot Computing · · Score: 1

    No, that would be Gnome, prior art is already a foot.

  24. Re:Hmm, Pity... on UK Terror Chief Blocked From Boarding Aircraft · · Score: 1

    Someone mod this up.

  25. We'll call it Yaol (pronounced yowl) on AOL, Yahoo Mulling Merger · · Score: 3, Funny

    We'll call it Yaol (pronounced yowl) and call it a day because that's what the reaction will sound like.