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UK Politician Arrested Over Twitter 'Stoning Joke'

History's Coming To writes "The BBC is reporting that a Tory city councillor has been arrested over a 'joke' he posted to Twitter suggesting that Yasmin Alibhai-Brown, a UK based writer, be stoned to death. The full tweet read, 'Can someone please stone Yasmin Alibhai-Brown to death? I shan't tell Amnesty if you don't. It would be a blessing, really.' Following complaints he was arrested under the Communications Act 2003 and bailed. He has since apologized. This comes on the same day that a conviction for a Twitter 'joke' about blowing up an airport was upheld."

422 comments

  1. A bomb! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Bomb, Bomb, Bomb the parliament!

  2. Doing in wrong... by Qzukk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Obviously he should have phrased it "Won't someone rid me of this meddlesome columnist?"

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    1. Re:Doing in wrong... by CraftyJack · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yep. For those that need a refresher.

    2. Re:Doing in wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His phrasing was off, here, in the states, he could have phrased it (with apparent immunity) as such:

      "There are a lot of unhappy people in the world, I wouldn't be surprised if someone were to want to stone Yasmin Alibhai-Brown to death, he lives at xyz road,... Jesus loves christian solders, and hates people with 'Alib' in there name."

    3. Re:Doing in wrong... by need4mospd · · Score: 1

      Apparently he should have said, "Can someone please stone the fucking morons that wrote the Communications Act 2003 to death."

    4. Re:Doing in wrong... by Mashiki · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well the UK turns a blind eye on women abuses in their own country by middle-eastern and northern african immigrants, but a politician makes a crude joke and they're all over it. The UK is doomed.

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    5. Re:Doing in wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny thing is, had he phrased it "Won't someone rid me of this meddlesome communist?"
      He'd probably have got some approving nods and a few "hear hears" :)

    6. Re:Doing in wrong... by athe!st · · Score: 1

      Nope, just nope The Home Office has a specialist unit set up to deal specifically with forced (aka "arranged") marriages, and efforts are being made to educated people about the danger of cousin marriages. Compared to America, where entire communities are free to setup cults, marry each others daughters and eject unwanted sons.

      Also see the case of Banaz Mahmod, her father and uncle were jailed of her murder in 2007, and more recently two cousins also jailed for life for murder. Prosecuting to the full extent of the law is hardly "turning a blind eye".

    7. Re:Doing in wrong... by Prien715 · · Score: 1

      I am really astonished you got modded up to 5.

      I got the reference immediately, but I wouldn't expect your average slashdotter to get Thomas Beckett references. Maybe a reference to OS2...but the Archbishop of Canterbury? Well played indeed!

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    8. Re:Doing in wrong... by Fembot · · Score: 2, Funny

      And he would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those pesky kids...

    9. Re:Doing in wrong... by Cederic · · Score: 1

      There are enough UK readers that would recognise the quote immediately.

      It's a fine example of early secularism in the UK :)

    10. Re:Doing in wrong... by fishexe · · Score: 1

      Obviously he should have phrased it "Won't someone rid me of this meddlesome columnist?"

      Also might've helped if he'd been the King of England, not some lowly city councilman.

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    11. Re:Doing in wrong... by Prien715 · · Score: 1

      I was telling a friend -- that quote must be the oldest meme in English. It predates even printed history (like the Canterbury Tales).

      It also demonstrates how effective it is to kill religious leaders to quash their message. Though I suppose to be fair, the king does end up winning in the end;)

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    12. Re:Doing in wrong... by h4rm0ny · · Score: 2, Informative

      Oh if only. And then those that abuse it further. There's a better bit of coverage here. For Yasmin Alibhai-Brown to report a comment like this as a genuine incitement to murder, is dishonest. He was also responding to her comments saying that politicians had no right to criticise anyone for human rights abuses, including her saying that they shouldn't criticise stonings in Iran. So it seems she feels that one shouldn't criticise actual stonings taking place, but that suggesting unseriously that someone should be stoned, is an arrestable offence. So in her mind, it's wrong to even speak out against actual brutal murders, but merely talking about them gets you arrested, loss of job, etc.

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    13. Re:Doing in wrong... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Well the UK turns a blind eye on women abuses in their own country by middle-eastern and northern african immigrants, but a politician makes a crude joke and they're all over it. The UK is doomed.

      You are a fucking idiot, the UK most certainly does not tun a blind eye to abuse in the UK. We're not thrilled about people being stoned/beheaded in Iran or Saudi Arabia, but there's not a lot we can do about it, any more than we could stop the US torturing people after kidnapping them via the UK.

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    14. Re:Doing in wrong... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      It also demonstrates how effective it is to kill religious leaders to quash their message.

      Luckily, the forces of reason have killed off religious belief in all but the most simple-minded of people and societies.

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    15. Re:Doing in wrong... by SimonTheSoundMan · · Score: 1

      I have had run-ins with this man before. He was very abusive to others on Twitter. Ended up with me reporting him to the council as he upset a lot of people, and even sent me a few abusive DMs. He blocked me, I ignored him and carried on. He has been a problem for a while now, and I'm glad he has now been disciplined.

    16. Re:Doing in wrong... by VJ42 · · Score: 1

      For Yasmin Alibhai-Brown to report a comment like this as a genuine incitement to murder, is dishonest.

      Was it her that reported it? It could have been anyone, this is the second dumb twitter trial news I've heard of in the last week; the other is here: http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/nov/11/twitter-joke-trial-appeal-verdict

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    17. Re:Doing in wrong... by VJ42 · · Score: 1

      The Home Office has a specialist unit set up to deal specifically with forced (aka "arranged") marriages,

      There's a big difference between forced and arranged marriages, hell even the British aristocracy still arrange marriages because of the need to find a 'suitable' boy\girl - The difference is that the boys\girls in question get to say 'no'. There is no option to say 'no' in forced marriages and questions of (so called) "dishonour" start to come into it. Please don't mix the two.

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    18. Re:Doing in wrong... by athe!st · · Score: 1

      True, all forced marriages are arranged, but not all arranged marriages are forced, needed to be more careful with that distinction

    19. Re:Doing in wrong... by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Good stuff. The first thing you do is come out with an attack, maybe you can try doing some looking too. When you figure out that the crown refuses to prosecute, and when the police don't automatically file charges because it will 'inflame the population of areas', you'll have grown up a bit too.

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    20. Re:Doing in wrong... by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1

      I don't know for certain that it was her, but she's reported in the Guardian yesterday (link) as saying that she was going to report him to the police. It's a bit rich, since in her column in the Independent she actually states that she 'doesn't for a moment' think she's actually going to be stoned.

      It's actually worth listening to the radio broadcast. There's a chinese lady on earlier in the show (just a member of the public) who puts across an incredibly well-spoken and moderate argument. The American human rights activist who argues with her is also extremely articulate and despite that they are disagreeing, they both make their points very well and convincingly. And then near the end, Yasmin comes on and makes a pretty bad idiot of herself in comparison. I'm actually sympathetic to some of what she was trying to say: that there's considerable hypocrisy on the parts of some British politicians in criticising Chinas Human Rights behaviour. But unfortunately she broadens her ire to encompass every politician, actually goes on to argue not merely that there is hypocrisy on the part of some politicians in criticising China, but that no British politician should play any role in trying to oppose human rights abuses around the world, including and explicitly they shouldn't speak out against stoning in Iran. You'd think it were hyperbole but she keeps arguing the point even when the otherwise impeccably polite and sincere human rights specialist is starting to incredulously tell her how wrong she is. By the time you get to her column in the Independent today, she's broaden her offensive to "masculinists" and other monsters. It really is a terrible performance by someone who I remember reading with a lot of interest and respect years ago.

      As is increasingly the case with the Independent, a discussion in the comments section there got deleted when it started to go against her position. First, posts that were critical (not necessarily offensive) started to get deleted and then when I checked back later, the entire section had been removed. The couple of pages that I read of it before it went weren't filled with abuse. Certainly strong criticism, but not trolls and flamebait.

      Disappointing.

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  3. Asshat by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Joking about killing a writer whose views you don't agree with? Surely they teach you not to do that in their "Politics: Good Manners 101" class.

    1. Re:Asshat by SirThe · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Maybe, but he still shouldn't be arrested for it!

    2. Re:Asshat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe, but he still shouldn't be arrested for it!

      Really hard to tell without more context but on the face of it I think someone could reasonably view his comments as inciting violence. It could also reasonably be viewed as a poor taste joke. Those are the risks you take if you're not very bright. Life's a bitch.

    3. Re:Asshat by AnonymousClown · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Inciting violence?

      All he asked was a rhetorical question. Many times, I've asked if it were possible to have someone flogged like in the old British Navy and no one takes it seriously. Has asked if she could be stoned - NOT shot; not beaten to death with a cricket bat; but stoned, as in an old fashioned fantasy sort of way.

      The real morons here are the folks who are taking this seriously.

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    4. Re:Asshat by gmack · · Score: 5, Informative

      Not that it entirely defends his poor joke but he was reacting to her recent assertion that politicians have no right to criticize human rights abuses such as stoning women in Iran.

    5. Re:Asshat by Culture20 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      asked if she could be stoned - NOT shot; not beaten to death with a cricket bat; but stoned, as in an old fashioned fantasy sort of way.

      s/n old fashioned fantasy/ current, 3000 mile to the southeast/

    6. Re:Asshat by Entropius · · Score: 1

      Poor jokes in poor taste are not crimes.

    7. Re:Asshat by ChipMonk · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Okay, how about if someone does say so-and-so should be shot? Paul Kanjorski said it of Rick Scott:

      "That Scott down there that's running for governor of Florida," Mr. Kanjorski said. "Instead of running for governor of Florida, they ought to have him and shoot him. Put him against the wall and shoot him..."

      Yes, I excerpted the quote. Read the entire quote, and make sure to keep reading what's after the quote.

      So, should Paul Kanjorski be arrested for inciting violence? Or do any words qualify for you as "rhetorical" after they're said?

    8. Re:Asshat by amiga3D · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually it sounds like an appropriate response to her column then. She should be stoned. After all, she apparently thinks it's okay. Oh...I missed the part where she thinks it's okay for "others" to be stoned. Sorry 'bout that!

    9. Re:Asshat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She should be stoned. After all, she apparently thinks it's okay.

      Yep. All supporters of the death penalty should be killed and the rest of us should be imprisoned. After all, apparently we think it's okay.

    10. Re:Asshat by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      Parliament and the courts in the UK would seem to disagree with you.

    11. Re:Asshat by digitig · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Given that Yasmin Alibhai-Brown is a Muslim secularist and campaigner for democracy and women's rights (amongst other things), I think that there is a real chance that there are many who wouldn't see calling for her to be stoned to death as a joke, and there is good reason for the tweet to be considered incitement to violence. Joking about the death of a random celeb is one thing; it's another thing when that person really is already at serious risk of violence.

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    12. Re:Asshat by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      Where, legally speaking, is the line between a threat and a joke, assuming all you're seeing is text and no body language?

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    13. Re:Asshat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tomorrow's headline: /. user amiga3D arrested for comment alleging author should be stoned.

      Good thing I post as AC

    14. Re:Asshat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now if only Muslims were joking when they make such comments...

    15. Re:Asshat by sempir · · Score: 1

      Well it seems to have worked! They are now going to hang the poor woman instead!

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    16. Re:Asshat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I may not agree with what you say, but I shall defend to death your right to say them," paraphrased from the great Thomas Jefferson. Words are words, and you shall be free to speak them. However, "Your rights end where my nose begins" is also important. Only actual intent is a problem. The second you start arresting people for meer speech is the day actual violence will be witnessed. I can guarantee that.

    17. Re:Asshat by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 2

      *poke*

      I can't tell if he's real or not. It's like seeing a mirage while high.

    18. Re:Asshat by sempir · · Score: 1

      Nah:...what he really meant was he wanted someone to take her up the pub and get her "stoned" out of her
      mind!

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    19. Re:Asshat by Scrameustache · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Maybe, but he still shouldn't be arrested for it!

      Your freedom to swing your words stops at deathtreats.

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    20. Re:Asshat by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 4, Funny

      That all depends on who you ask.

      I was not aware that Yasmin was a Muslim in support of democracy and women's rights. Knowing that now, I think asking for her to be stoned to death enhances the joke. It's much funnier.

    21. Re:Asshat by FuckingNickName · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I've read through all the comments to this article and I haven't seen anyone yet suggest that the councillor was perfectly serious, just hoped he could get away with it. Perhaps he wasn't expecting that this would push someone over the edge to do what they have already been wanting to do to her for years, but there is no question that it was one conservative from one culture helping to legitimise the view of another in another.

      It is interesting to ask whether speech protections should include the right to say, "Give an opinion that I don't like and I shall call for your death."

    22. Re:Asshat by rchh · · Score: 0

      Incitement to murder (even if it was a joke) should not be a free speech matter. The councilor said publicly that this writer should be killed. Joking about killing somebody in public, particularly when you are in a elected position, is not funny and should be illegal.

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    23. Re:Asshat by tangent3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why not? It's for the courts to decide if he's guilty of a crime, and for the police and prosecution to charge him with what is possibly a crime.

    24. Re:Asshat by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      I'm fortunate to live where such comments don't easily translate into criminal charges.

    25. Re:Asshat by Myopic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Can you propose how to distinguish between a "rhetorical" threat against a person's life, and an actual threat against a person's life? I've tried to think of a few ways, and for all of them this would fall on the "actual" side.

    26. Re:Asshat by Myopic · · Score: 1

      They're not? Huh. That's funny, considering his arrest for committing a crime.

    27. Re:Asshat by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The mistake people make is they think twitter or face book (etc.) is like talking to your 3 best friends at the local pub.

      Then they broadcast it to thousands (millions?) of people.

      To me both this and the linked articles were CLEARLY jokes.
      I can't believe the asshat of a judge in the "blow up the airport" joke.

      But.. people do get fired for saying something dumb and then hit "reply all" to the corporate mailing list.

      I think the line should be clear for twitter that it's like standing on a building shouting these things with a bullhorn. It bothers me more when changing privacy rules move the line after you said something.

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    28. Re:Asshat by Panaflex · · Score: 1

      The threat of public stoning grows daily in Ye Grande Olde Britain!

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    29. Re:Asshat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't support abortion at all.
      What? You say my 13 year old daughter is pregnant?
      Come on, lets go to the next state over and take care of her youthful indiscretion.

    30. Re:Asshat by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      I thought that was Voltaire.....

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    31. Re:Asshat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think its clear that inciting a person to premeditated murder isn't something that is really "done" on twitter. Unless this man is proven to be insane, I think we can assume that he tweeted this as a joke. People don't arrange murders on perhaps the most public social networking site ever. In poor taste? of course. Attempted Murder? no.

    32. Re:Asshat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Geez, get over yourself. I made similar jokes with my friends when I was a kid. It's just an expression, in the vein of 'fuck you' and 'you are gay'.

    33. Re:Asshat by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      It sure is easy to misquote people through careful use of brackets and ellipses, though. Ethical, no. Easy, yes.

      ...Paul Kanjorski [should] be arrested for inciting violence...

    34. Re:Asshat by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Informative

      >>>Your freedom to swing your words stops at deathtreats.

      Not in the US where the supreme court has ruled again-and-again that speech is fully protected. The only exception is if the person issuing the death-threat is holding a gun or knife at the time, and the victim is in immediatee danger. This politician clearly wasn't endangering anybody since he was nowhere near the victim.

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    35. Re:Asshat by Dhalka226 · · Score: 1

      Huh?

      Inciting violence is something that I do. I did it or not; it's not something dependent on how many people might like to comply, and it's plenty clear just from his wording that it was a joke. I mean really, if I were trying to get somebody to kill you do you really think I would choose stoning and then claim I will not tell a human rights group who opposes it? How about not telling the fucking police? You know, the ones who are going to arrest you and put you in jail for decades if not the rest of your life instead of the people who would issue a sternly-worded press release about how terrible stoning is? And really, the idea that somebody would want to stone a journalist to death and yet be waiting for some Twitter posting to give them the go-ahead is ridiculous. If police want to charge him in some complicated murder-for-hire scheme with a Twitter post go-ahead trigger, then do it -- but you and I both know they would never, ever be able to meet that burden of proof even in today's "they charged him so he must be guilty!" climate.

      This is nothing more than the ever-increasing population of idiots who feel that the only thing that matters is the letter of the law and not actual justice. No justice is served by arresting this man, much less prosecuting and--god forbid--convicting him, but that's exactly what some people want for no other reason than "will somebody stone to death" is technically a request that somebody stone to death. Ignore the context, ignore all the following elements that make it clearly a joke, ignore everything else because damn it, we have to be tough on even ridiculous perceptions of the possibility of crime!

      I thought this insanity was confined to the US, but apparently I was wrong.

    36. Re:Asshat by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Really? So if I publicly announce that I'm going to pay $1e8 if a particular person is killed, that's completely legal?

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    37. Re:Asshat by lgw · · Score: 1

      No reasonable person would believe this was an actual incitement to violence. I mean, really - stoning? Unfunny jokes should still be legal.

      What have we come to where we seek to jail those who disagree with us?

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    38. Re:Asshat by digitig · · Score: 1

      Huh?

      Inciting violence is something that I do. I did it or not; it's not something dependent on how many people might like to comply

      Go back and read John Stuart Mill's "On Liberty" again -- the classic defence of freedom of speech. He just happens to give an example of how a particular speech act can be acceptable speech in one context and unacceptable incitement to violence in another, and the sole difference is how likely anybody is to act on it. What Gareth Compton did falls almost exactly midway between Mill's two cases, so I grant that it's not clear-cut that he's guilty, but I reckon it is clear-cut that he has a case to answer.

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    39. Re:Asshat by Reziac · · Score: 2, Insightful

      FuckingNickName says,

      It is interesting to ask whether speech protections should include the right to say, "Give an opinion that I don't like and I shall call for your death."

      That's the single most insightful (and perhaps inciteful) comment in this whole discussion.

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    40. Re:Asshat by Cederic · · Score: 1

      What Gareth Compton did falls almost exactly midway between Mill's two cases

      wtf? You seriously think there was ever any remote likelihood that anybody would actually try and stone her to death?

      (Obviously I'm talking about the UK; if she goes to Iran and fucks a married man then she finds out just how stupidly fucked up her particular brand of religion is).

      it's not clear-cut that he's guilty, but I reckon it is clear-cut that he has a case to answer.

      Oddly he may indeed actually be guilty, but only due to the badly constructed laws, not because he's inciting violence.

    41. Re:Asshat by digitig · · Score: 2, Insightful

      wtf? You seriously think there was ever any remote likelihood that anybody would actually try and stone her to death?

      A Muslim woman publicly and prominently stands up against the Islamic religious authorities? I think there's every chance she's at risk of violence, and that there are those who would like to stone her to death (although that might be difficult for them to implement, so I expect they'd content themselves with other means).

      And she rightly says, "If I, as a Muslim woman, had said about him what he said about me then I would be arrested in these times of the war against terror."

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    42. Re:Asshat by Cederic · · Score: 1

      A Muslim woman publicly and prominently stands up against the Islamic religious authorities? I think there's every chance she's at risk of violence

      At no point does a Tory councillor increase the likelihood of such violence, whether through jokes or otherwise. Anybody planning to hurt her for her religious views will not be influenced by a random Tory in Birmingham joking about something entirely different.

      And she rightly says, "If I, as a Muslim woman, had said about him what he said about me then I would be arrested in these times of the war against terror."

      Which is clearly bullshit, as a number of satirical zeitgeist shows on British television demonstrate on a weekly basis.

      Hyperbolic joking about violence is not illegal, and claiming being a muslim makes it any different is merely religious trolling on her part.

      Stoning people to death is clearly just wrong, and I do find it deeply ironic that she seems to dislike it only when she might be the victim.

    43. Re:Asshat by the_womble · · Score: 1

      She is also a very irritating person. She is pompous, presents herself as some kind of spokesman for "South Asians" (perpetuating the stereotype that people from a huge range of backgrounds and cultures are all the same) and does not have much of value to say.

      What makes you say that she is at a serious risk of violence?

      IN any case, this was certainly not a serious threat.

    44. Re:Asshat by fishexe · · Score: 1

      Maybe, but he still shouldn't be arrested for it!

      Shouldn't be arrested for requesting that someone be killed? What's your logic for that?

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    45. Re:Asshat by fishexe · · Score: 1

      It is interesting to ask whether speech protections should include the right to say, "Give an opinion that I don't like and I shall call for your death."

      It's one thing to state that general proposition and expect to be protected. It's quite another to actually call for the individual person's death by name and expect to be protected.

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    46. Re:Asshat by fishexe · · Score: 1

      >>>Your freedom to swing your words stops at deathtreats.

      Not in the US where the supreme court has ruled again-and-again that speech is fully protected. The only exception is if the person issuing the death-threat is holding a gun or knife at the time, and the victim is in immediatee danger.

      Where did you go to law school?

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    47. Re:Asshat by ross.w · · Score: 1

      No one is to stone anyone, until I blow this whistle.

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    48. Re:Asshat by huckamania · · Score: 1

      I think you should be tried, found guilty and sentenced to death by stoning. Hmm, is that a death threat?

      This woman publicly stated that Iran should be allowed to stone women to death. She doesn't live in Iran, but in the comfort of the UK. I find it in extremely bad taste that she is allowed to take a comment from a low level nobody politician and act as if it is an actual threat when there are women in Iran who will actually be stoned to death.

      Where does her freedom to swing words stop? His words are going to feed the 24 hour news cycle and then wither on the vine, her words are giving cover to a regime that actually does the things she is now so alarmed about.

    49. Re:Asshat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Texas there's a sayin' "He should be Shot" . It use to be literal in the Old West, but now it is rhetorical said quit. If you want an actual threat then you would say "Shoot him"

    50. Re:Asshat by SirThe · · Score: 1

      It is pretty obvious this isn't a request for someone to be killed; you'd have to be literally retarded to take it that way.

      But, I digress, the impetus for his comment was Yasmin Alibhai-Brown said that politicians have no moral authority to criticize human rights abuses if they voted for the war in Iraq (conversely, she directly says UK politicians who didn't vote for the war in Iraq can criticize human rights abuses).

      In other words, she spouted total nonsense and then a politician called her on it. If she didn't like it, maybe she shouldn't have been spouting total nonsense!

      http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/console/b00vrbg6/5_live_Breakfast_Your_Call_10_11_2010 (Available for 5 more days). Approximately 53 minutes in, Yasmin Alibhai-Brown comes in; listen to it if you enjoy stupidity.

    51. Re:Asshat by digitig · · Score: 1

      Stoning people to death is clearly just wrong, and I do find it deeply ironic that she seems to dislike it only when she might be the victim.

      You clearly know nothing about her or her situation.

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    52. Re:Asshat by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Poor jokes in poor taste are not crimes.

      Agreed, he should simply be thrown out of his party and never allowed to work in politics again. Unfortunately the Tory party won't in their heart of hearts even consider this in poor taste, and he will probably end up being a martyr in their eyes.

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    53. Re:Asshat by h4rm0ny · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why do you find saying she should be stoned to death funny?

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    54. Re:Asshat by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1

      wtf? You seriously think there was ever any remote likelihood that anybody would actually try and stone her to death?

      As a result of his tweet, seriously unlikely. But be aware of the facts, Yasmin has received death threats due to her speaking out against fundementalist Islam. She's shown a lot of bravery at points in her life. (Even if in this particular instance, she's shown (imo) a lot of poor judgement.

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    55. Re:Asshat by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      That is, in pursuit of God (read: Christian God, not catholic, mormon, muslim or any other nonsense fabrication)

      Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

      He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

      He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"

      Northern ConservativeBaptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

      Emo Phillips, for anyone who didn't know.

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    56. Re:Asshat by DrXym · · Score: 1
      I've read through all the comments to this article and I haven't seen anyone yet suggest that the councillor was perfectly serious,

      It's not up to the police to determine he was serious or not. The police investigate, the police act upon complaints. It's up to the crown prosecution service given the available evidence to decide whether he should go before the beak. Chances are he'll get let off with a warning.

    57. Re:Asshat by tbannist · · Score: 1

      Not exactly, I listened to what she was saying. She was saying that most British politicians have lost their moral authority to condemn human rights abuses, because of their tacit approval of and refusal to condemn the human rights abuses in Afghanistan and Iraq.

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    58. Re:Asshat by tbannist · · Score: 1

      ...

      She didn't say it was ok to stone people. She said it was hypocritical of British politicians to support the invasion of Iraq and then lecture other people about human rights abuses.

      I am bemused that the conservative echo chamber has made her the villain when someone chooses to intentionally or not incite violence against her. Let's consider the fact that she is not a very popular woman in the first place, and that she already has a number of serious death threats against her. I can see how a politician explicitly condoning her murder, even in jest, would be deeply troubling to her.

      Frankly, he's most likely going to get off with a small fine and hopefully a learning moment that other people may take your words more seriously than you intended them, so try not to publish your stupidity.

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    59. Re:Asshat by fishexe · · Score: 1

      the impetus for his comment was Yasmin Alibhai-Brown said that politicians have no moral authority to criticize human rights abuses if they voted for the war in Iraq (conversely, she directly says UK politicians who didn't vote for the war in Iraq can criticize human rights abuses).

      I don't see what's wrong with her position. People who participated in planning/authorizing mass murder have no right to criticize stoning? Sounds good to me!

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    60. Re:Asshat by Golddess · · Score: 1

      The only exception is if the person issuing the death-threat is holding a gun or knife at the time, and the victim is in immediatee danger.

      O RLY??

      There are certain well-defined and narrowly limited classes of speech, the prevention and punishment of which have never been thought to raise any constitutional problem. These include the lewd and obscene, the profane, the libelous, and the insulting or "fighting" words those which by their very utterance inflict injury or tend to incite an immediate breach of the peace. It has been well observed that such utterances are no essential part of any exposition of ideas, and are of such slight social value as a step to truth that any benefit that may be derived from them is clearly outweighed by the social interest in order and morality.
      -Supreme Court Justice Frank Murphy, Chaplinsky v. New Hampshire, 1942

      Again, I am not saying I agree with the decision.

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    61. Re:Asshat by tbannist · · Score: 1

      No, she did not.

      Specifically, she said British politicians have no moral authority to criticize other countries for human rights violations because of the human rights violations they have allowed their forces and their allies to commit in Iraq.

      She specifically said that was the job of human rights organization who have actually have credibility on the issue.

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    62. Re:Asshat by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      This woman publicly stated that Iran should be allowed to stone women to death.

      No, she did not.

      Specifically, she said British politicians have no moral authority to criticize other countries for human rights violations because of the human rights violations they have allowed

      Her: "You have no moral authority to talk about other people's morality"
      Him: "Someone should stone that woman to death for speaking her mind!"
      You: "I'm with him!"

      She's right; you're stupid.

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    63. Re:Asshat by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      in the US where the supreme court has ruled again-and-again that speech is fully protected.

      I find it odd that people keep believing this myth despite the free-speech cages and all the other obvious signs that this is blatantly untrue.

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    64. Re:Asshat by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      Because it's a joke.

      Perhaps its because I find comics like Cyanide and Happiness funny. I don't know - there's something about that whole "Over exaggeration of the situation" that I find humorous.

      I mean, I'm not actually condoning the stoning to death of a women, but don't you see the irony in someone suggesting rather progressive ideas have their end met by one of the most ancient and completely outdated methods known to man. If I really wanted her dead, I'd suggest they shoot her.

    65. Re:Asshat by severn2j · · Score: 1

      Its called Black Comedy. People should see it for what it is and move on.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_comedy

    66. Re:Asshat by SirThe · · Score: 1

      Then you are pretty much an idiot. You can find a reason for anyone not to have the moral authority to criticize human rights abuses if you tried. WHAT THEN?

    67. Re:Asshat by fishexe · · Score: 1

      Then you are pretty much an idiot. You can find a reason for anyone not to have the moral authority to criticize human rights abuses if you tried. WHAT THEN?

      Not really. There's not really a slippery slope between saying "murderers shouldn't criticize murderers" and saying "litterers shouldn't criticize murderers". Those are fundamentally different statements. If I said Stalin didn't have the moral authority to criticize Middle Eastern human rights abuses, would you call me an idiot for that? Would you infer that if Stalin doesn't have moral authority, neither does Mother Teresa? Who's the real idiot if you're making that inference?

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    68. Re:Asshat by ChipMonk · · Score: 1

      Yes, you misquote me.

      That does not mean your words, attributed to me, are untrue.

    69. Re:Asshat by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1

      I guess I can vaguely see where you're coming from. It was a genuine question, btw. Note that the irony intended by the MP has nothing to do with her religion or race as you think, but is because she had been on the radio arguing how it was wrong for politicians to criticise the practice of stoning people. Can't condemn it, can't advocate it. Can't win, really can you? ;) :)

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    70. Re:Asshat by milkasing · · Score: 1

      Except this is not about "Give an opinion that I don't like and I shall call for your death." As numerous other posters above have noted, Yasmin basically said that its wrong for the practice of stoning people to death to be criticized. The response the tweet basically replied how would she like it it it was done to her.

    71. Re:Asshat by SirThe · · Score: 1

      Making flawed analogies does not help your argument. If you want to claim that everyone who ever voted for a war you disagreed with doesn't have the moral authority to criticize human rights abuse, by all means, go ahead. In fact, I'd go so far as to say you can apply that to anyone who once agreed with any war and no longer does (unless you honestly believe that every politician/person who voted for a war at one time can never change their views).

      Don't expect human rights abuse to stop though.

    72. Re:Asshat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...just hoped he could get away with [call to lynch].

      I can't imagine saying something like that without the fear my knuckles would begin to drag on the ground in the eyes of everyone, and I would be generally viewed as a skin-clad troglodyte. I also never seriously thought we'd get eight years of the Worst President Ever, or have our economy shattered by jackals: you might call me out-of-touch with the pulse of "modern man".

      I doubt an appropriate disdain for such beliefs can be legislated. I mean, isn't that sorta demanding an enlightened democracy at the point of a gun? Laws aren't going to save you from your own bigotry. Get a liberal education, ya rum trogs!

    73. Re:Asshat by pbhj · · Score: 1

      >Your freedom to swing your words stops at deathtreats.

      That should probably be true of death threats made seriously but it certainly isn't currently the case for Muslims in England and Wales, for example those that called for beheadings in protests on the street weren't even cautioned despite police presence and there was no doubt that it was not a joke.

      Apply the law fairly and use cautions where the balance of probability suggests that someone was just being silly rather than serious.

    74. Re:Asshat by Raenex · · Score: 1

      The only exception is if the person issuing the death-threat is holding a gun or knife at the time, and the victim is in immediatee danger.

      Are you still repeating this bullshit after the last time you were called to defend your position and failed?

    75. Re:Asshat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That all depends on who you ask.

      I was not aware that Yasmin was a Muslim in support of democracy and women's rights. Knowing that now, I think asking for her to be stoned to death enhances the joke. It's much funnier.

      Yes, but you're a twat

    76. Re:Asshat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see you point, but I very strongly disagree. Forbidding someone to criticize just because they have done worse just gives the "bad guys" a way to shut other up. It certainly doesn't make the world a better place if we discourage pointing out wrongs just because someone is worse.
      This just tastes like the "but he started it" children do, I don't want to imagine what kind of people they'd become if you'd actually encourage such behaviour!

    77. Re:Asshat by julesh · · Score: 1

      There is a certain irony in the fact that it's basically the exact thing she campaigns against. OK, that doesn't make it _particularly_ funny, but it does elevate it from "random bizarre comment" to "joke" in my mind.

    78. Re:Asshat by julesh · · Score: 1

      Can you propose how to distinguish between a "rhetorical" threat against a person's life, and an actual threat against a person's life? I've tried to think of a few ways, and for all of them this would fall on the "actual" side.

      Perhaps asking whether the person who made the supposed threat actually intended it as one? That is, after all, what the law in question requires.

    79. Re:Asshat by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      >Your freedom to swing your words stops at deathtreats.

      That should probably be true of death threats made seriously but it certainly isn't currently the case for Muslims in England and Wales, for example those that called for beheadings in protests on the street weren't even cautioned despite police presence and there was no doubt that it was not a joke.

      Apply the law fairly and use cautions where the balance of probability suggests that someone was just being silly rather than serious.

      See, that's not it. It's not the tone of the comment, it's the likelihood that it would be put in action. Inciting a specific kind of violence towards a specific person, VS generally wishing hypothetical beheadings.

      Anyway, like I said to others: This is an accusation,there will be a trial, he probably won't be fund guilty, but UK politicians will make less stupid jokes in the net few years, publicly at least.

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    80. Re:Asshat by fishexe · · Score: 1

      Making flawed analogies does not help your argument.

      It's not really an analogy. I'm comparing mass murderer to mass murderer. You didn't contest my previous usage of the term mass murder. If your beef with my post was that you don't really think they're mass murderers, you should have said so. Instead, you flat-out told me that I'm an idiot for saying mass murderers don't have moral standing to criticize human rights abuses. If that's what you believe, it's not a "flawed analogy" to extend that to Stalin; it's a direct application of your own standard.

      If you want to claim that everyone who ever voted for a war you disagreed with doesn't have the moral authority to criticize human rights abuse, by all means, go ahead.

      I never wanted to claim any such thing. It has nothing to do with whether I disagree with the war personally, and everything to do with the prosecution of the war meeting the definition of "mass murder", this manner of prosecution being known to be the probable result of the vote to go to war, and the pretext for going to war being demonstrably false even at the time the vote was made. If you have a valid dispute of any of these points, you're welcome to make it. Instead, all you've done is tell me that if we consider violating human rights to impinge someone's credibility on human rights, then, hell, we could question anybody's credibility on human rights! This is absurd, I pointed out this absurdity in my previous post, and somehow you reached the conclusion that my act of directly following your logic was a "flawed analogy".

      Don't expect human rights abuse to stop though.

      Don't expect them to stop when the main people criticizing them are also committing them, either.

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  4. Stupid by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This is somewhat ridiculous. I know its not the US, so the laws are different, but who really cares if this man says something like that, as long as he doesn't follow through with it. If I were him I would not apologize.

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    1. Re:Stupid by Fast+Thick+Pants · · Score: 0

      He posted a public request for the woman to be murdered. He even suggested a specific weapon. How could he follow through any more than that -- start suggesting exact times and places?

    2. Re:Stupid by TheRaven64 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In the UK, it is illegal to threaten to kill someone. There is no exemption for it being just a joke, because that provides a pretty trivial loophole ('Oh, did he take it seriously officer? I was only joking...').

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    3. Re:Stupid by xnpu · · Score: 0

      No he did not. He made a joke. If you can't tell the difference that's really just your problem.

    4. Re:Stupid by Antisyzygy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sure thing. On the movie set when a bad guy threatens to kill the good guy it should be taken the same way. You cannot prove they weren't serious. What about when you get pissed off at someone and say "God, I want to kill you!". You cannot prove you weren't serious. Common sense would tell you this man didn't want to actually kill someone.

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    5. Re:Stupid by AnonymousClown · · Score: 1
      He didn't threaten anyone : he just asked a question.

      The fact that he was arrested is just ridiculous.

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    6. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It takes just one determined (and mentally ill) person who does not see this as a joke for a murder to happen. This is one of the main reasons why this kind of 'joke' is not acceptable.

    7. Re:Stupid by skuzzlebutt · · Score: 1

      It's absolutely ridiculous...anyone with a modicum of reason would assume that it was a joke. Making a threat is enough to investigate, in many cases, but a clear joke does not warrant arrest.

      Funny part is, though, that he is now a victim of a stupid law that he may have been a party to legislating.

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    8. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Actually, it's his problem now. When are people going to realize there are consequences for what they say? Having free speech doesn't mean you have freedom from responsiblity. His arrest and hopefully conviction for making a death threat will teach him this lesson.

    9. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It takes just one determined (and mentally ill) person who does not see this as a joke for a murder to happen. This is one of the main reasons why this kind of 'joke' is not acceptable.

      However, if you assume someone of that sort of mental illness, you can't guarantee he/she'll misinterpret anything else you say as an "order" to murder someone. If you start down the path of kowtowing to people whose mental deficiencies give them homicidal tendencies, you don't solve any problems. Ever.

    10. Re:Stupid by xnpu · · Score: 1

      Ah. So mentally ill persons are also barred from watching action movies? novels? pictures? thoughts of their own? Not to mention that you can easily coax a fragile person into committing murder without literally asking for it.

    11. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope they choke to death on their stupid speech restrictions.

    12. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It takes just one determined (and mentally ill) person who does not see this as a joke for a murder to happen. This is one of the main reasons why this kind of 'joke' is not acceptable.

      People are morons, the correct way to make the joke is using sarcasm; "Hope no nutjob stones this person to death, that'd be terrible". Is there a single case (ever) of a mentally ill individual murdering a 3rd party because they took a joke literally?

      How about stuff like "Do us all a favour, go fuck a power outlet"... should phrases like that be banned because one in a hundred million people are stupid or would it merely prove the point in such exceptional circumstances?

    13. Re:Stupid by xnpu · · Score: 1

      It won't teach him a lesson because he didn't make a death threat. Instead it instills fear into other people who have to increasingly worry about what they say and how they say it.

    14. Re:Stupid by sjames · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sam Kinnison said it best, "You'd have gotten the same thing from the Monkees!". Crazy people might interpret nearly anything as a command from God to do a crazy thing if that's what they're predisposed to. If we're going to restrict speech based on the possibility that a crazy person might mis-interpret it, then we can't say anything at all, including "Hi" or an acknowledging grunt. Of course, silence might also be "creatively" interpreted....

    15. Re:Stupid by Malenfrant · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The UK government have already instilled this fear. If an islamic man had posted that about a white woman, you can guarantee he would be arrested, charged and convicted for it. Similar has already happened. If this councillor gets away with it it'll be yet another case of hypocrisy from our corrupt government.

    16. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Having free speech doesn't mean you have freedom from responsiblity.

      Nine time out of ten, people who say this really mean "I don't really believe in free speech at all". And you are not number ten.

    17. Re:Stupid by Entropius · · Score: 1

      It is also illegal in the US, but the threat has to be credible. Are threats with no credibility (i.e. a man with no arms saying "I'm going to strangle you!") still illegal in the UK?

    18. Re:Stupid by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      He posted a public request for the woman to be murdered. He even suggested a specific weapon. How could he follow through any more than that -- start suggesting exact times and places?

      Suggesting a weapon that is not a cultural norm, in fact, is culturally ridiculous, should make one think that there is another reason for the choice of weapon. For example, if he had asked why someone doesn't drive a stake through Robert Pattinson's heart, further investigation shows Mr. Pattinson to be the actor portraying a vampire in tween/cougar fantasy movies. My guess is that either Yasmin is a staunch defender of Sharia Law and he's making an observation, or he's just being bigoted and making a joke in poor taste.

    19. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dearest Anonymous:

      Drop dead!

      Signed,
      Anonymous ;)

    20. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      This is somewhat ridiculous. I know its not the US, so the laws are different, but who really cares if this man says something like that, as long as he doesn't follow through with it. If I were him I would not apologize.

      The US' version of "free speech" isn't all that free, either. Despite direct prohibition against any such laws in our constitution, the legislature has insisted on implementing primitive libel and slander laws, as well as others that directly restrict speech. Speech does no harm. The listener must take action for harm to occur, and the responsibility for such action is with the taker of action. All you get when you restrict speech is an inability to know what people think and a culture of repression. And if that weren't enough, we've got a layer of "politically correct" social battery on top of the legal system, where saying what you think can, if not politically correct, lose you your job or worse.

      Much of the attitude about speech being harmful - as opposed to placing the responsibility for actions on the listener's side - stems from the ideas that people must be protected from hearing unpleasant things; that they cannot discern idiocy, untruth, and data-free claims; that they cannot be trusted to act correctly when faced with exhortation or even simple insult. This is evidence of a complete failure to produce an educated, thinking populace, and further, of failure to intelligently discriminate between ideas and action. The correct answer is to look to regulating action; not speech.

      A classic example is the "you can't shout fire in a crowded theater" idea. If someone shouts fire, no harm is done. If there is a fire, you should get out; quickly, orderly, carefully. We were all taught this in school; the principal or someone pulled the fire alarm, we all filed outside in an orderly fashion. If one child had trampled another, that child - not the person who shouted fire - would have been (correctly) admonished for their harmful action. Likewise, in the theater, fire or no fire, the only non-fire-related harm consequent to the announcement of fire comes from the actions of the listeners. If there is no fire, then the most you may have is an interrupted movie or play. Essentially a fire drill. Good practice, frankly. Certainly not an event that justifies repression of speech. In order to ensure the highest order of public safety, you should be free to announce fire at the earliest possible opportunity, not in fear that the smoke or combustion products you smell come from a controlled source. If you're wrong under the current laws, you could go to jail - this directly creates an unsafe condition. Finally, if there is any legitimate fear of citizens trampling one another, then obviously regular fire dills are called for to train them out of such behaviors before they screw up an evacuation under pressure of real danger.

      Repressing speech also has disagreeable consequences such as creating individuals and groups who have unpopular opinions no one knows about; these opinions can range from absolutely correct ideas about social change and justice, to festering pockets of prejudice, misogyny, and worse. A person informed about another's state of mind is much better off than one who is not, particularly in the case where unfriendly intent is involved. Another consequence of repressing speech - either by law or via popular pressure - is that minority groups can end up muzzled or crippled with regard to expressing their views.

    21. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously by publicly apologizing for making the death threat, he is making a tacit admission that he violated the law and thus is guilty. Why apologize if you didn't do anything wrong? So he's already learned the lesson of not making death threats publicly since there can be severe consequences if you do. But the lesson isn't over for him. The other part of the lesson he is about to learn is that the State has no sense of humor when it comes to death threats, no matter how facetiously the threat was delivered. You don't get to call for the murder of another person and then say "Oh, c'mon, it's just a joke" when the authorities (who are required to investigate) become involved. I hope his sentence is severe enough to give other "jokesters" pause to consider the potential consequences when they are about to make an implied death threat over the internet, or anywhere else for that matter.

    22. Re:Stupid by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 2, Insightful

      People in Europe should rightly be worried about free speech laws. They are already a lot stricter than the US ones, and I am very much in favour of allowing more free speech in Europe, not less. I think all speech should be allowed...

      ...except direct calls for violence against individuals and groups. And that is exactly what this is. He didn't even add a smiley... how is this to be interpreted as a joke? The guy does not deserve full punishment for this, but arrest and prosecution are warranted IMHO, if only to give him a slap on the wrist for utterly irresponsibly behaviour. This is a bit like yelling "Fire!" in a crowded theatre.

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    23. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually he suggested that she be stoned after she argued that it was perfectly acceptable. Therefore he couldn't have offended her!

    24. Re:Stupid by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      How about stuff like "Do us all a favour, go fuck a power outlet"...

      That'd be a really teeny dick... How about "Do us all a favour, go fuck a light socket"? Already more plausible...

    25. Re:Stupid by Culture20 · · Score: 0

      The UK government have already instilled this fear. If an islamic man had posted that about a white woman, you can guarantee he would be arrested, charged and convicted for it.

      Because stoning is still a viable punishment according to Sharia Law, which some devout Muslims attempt to follow even in adopted countries. If the councilor instead said something that made sense from his perspective ("can someone please tell MI5 to remove her?", "can someone please fine her egregiously for not paying her BBC tax?"), then it would be easy to see that it's not a joke. As it stands, his tweet is the tweet of a bigoted douchenozzle, but not a murderous bigoted douchenozzle.

    26. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about when you get pissed off at someone and say "God, I want to kill you!". You cannot prove you weren't serious. Common sense would tell you this man didn't want to actually kill someone.

      However, the question reduces to did the person uttering the statement direct the statement (threat?) to God or to another person with whom the person making the utterance was speaking?

    27. Re:Stupid by jav1231 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The UK doesn't have Freedom of Speech. It's that simple.

    28. Re:Stupid by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Do you honestly think that someone who would murder based on this tweet wouldn't have committed murder anyway?

    29. Re:Stupid by russotto · · Score: 1

      Having free speech doesn't mean you have freedom from responsiblity.

      Yes, it fucking does. At least, it means you don't have to answer to the government for your speech. What ELSE would it mean? Is it just one of those general principles that people give lip service to but find a reason for its inapplicability in every specific case where it comes up?

    30. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure I do. I fully support your freedom to disagree with me. What I wouldn't support in our discourse, though, is a call to have me murdered; not even if you put a smiley :) at the end of your sentence.

    31. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BTW. A nigger and a jew went into a bar...

    32. Re:Stupid by clarkkent09 · · Score: 5, Informative

      You need to put it his comments in context. She said that UK politicians have no right to comment on things like stoning of women in Iran, presumably because that's a Muslim thing and she's a "political correctness" extremist who would sooner allow an innocent teenager to die a horrible death than dare insult precious male Muslim feelings. He shouldn't have even apologized, never mind get arrested. It's obviously a sarcastic response to her comments and in no way an incitement to violence.

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    33. Re:Stupid by coolsnowmen · · Score: 1

      Yes. People become enamored with people in power, or thing a quid pro quo might hold. There is far more motivation to commit this crime-for-request when a person in power requests it versus if I were to post it on twitter/fb.

    34. Re:Stupid by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      I would argue that everyone is born with freedom of speech, along with a right to do just about anything. They give it up when they decide to continue being citizens.

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    35. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If my "call to have you murdered" is not serious and you want me to be punished for it anyway, then you DON'T support my freedom to disagree with you, as you're clearly just using the nonexistent "threat" as an excuse to lock me up for doing so. No other reason is possible.

    36. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay.

      -- AnonNO CARRIER+++

    37. Re:Stupid by jmac_the_man · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I would argue that the reason men form governments (thus allowing for citizenship) is to protect the rights that everyone is born/Endowed by their Creator with, and thus they shouldn't have to give up those rights to be citizens.

      I'd also argue that the next Briton who accuses the US of being "less free" than Europe must be stoned.*

      *Not must "must be" in the sense of "somebody should go out and make sure that..." but more in the sense of "It's obvious that... is already..."

    38. Re:Stupid by Darkness404 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Bullshit.

      Any sane person can see that this is a joke. Those that aren't sane are at risk for violent behavior already and -anything- can put them over the edge. Plus, this was a guy on a city council. A city. council. I don't know about you, but the people on my city council I really don't care what they say personally or not. This isn't an MP, this isn't the Queen, this isn't David Cameron or Nick Clegg saying this its some random city council member.

      Free speech should be free speech, especially when it comes to things that are obviously jokes. If someone was going to kill this person, they were going to do it no matter what some random city councilor said or not.

      Yes, it was an off-color (or would it be colour?) joke that wasn't very professional. Could people demand he not be re-elected and elect someone else? Yes. Should they arrest someone for an obvious joke? No.

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    39. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having never met you, how would I be able to gauge the seriousness of your comment? I'm not sure you realize how just how un-nerving a death threat can be, even one couched in a lame-ass joke. This is not responsible speech. It's every bit as oppressive and an anathema to free speech as the worst censorship law is in North Korea. The free exchange of ideas can only be had in an environment free from violence, implied or otherwise.

    40. Re:Stupid by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      You missed my point. Besides a city councillor is hardly some 'person in power.'

      Anyone who would commit murder because of a tweet would commit murder anyway. If it wasn't this, it'd have been something else. Saying the tweet caused the murder is infantile. Or do you really think that Lennon and Reagan wouldn't have been shot if Catcher in the Rye hadn't been published?

    41. Re:Stupid by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      I agree, context needs to be taken into account. The problem is that Twitter does not really provide a lot of context... The fact that this is by no means the first time a tweet was taken out of context and taken the wrong way, has little to do with people misunderstanding the medium, and a lot with the medium itself.

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    42. Re:Stupid by Gordonjcp · · Score: 0, Troll

      In the US, if you make a similar "joke" about a politician you don't even get arrested, just "disappeared" to Guantanamo Bay.

    43. Re:Stupid by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      who really cares if this man says something like that, as long as he doesn't follow through with it

      The person losing sleep over fear of violence and the people in the path of the motor vehicle being operated by that sleep-deprived person.

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    44. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Common sense should have told the man not to make that kind of statement.

      Apparently common sense ain't all it is cracked up to be.

    45. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having never met you, how would I be able to gauge the seriousness of your comment?

      The same way you already do with every other comment you read that was written by someone you never met: reading comprehension, common sense, and an appreciation of context.

      You already knew that, of course. You're just lying to try to cover up the fact that you're violently opposed to the very concept of free speech.

    46. Re:Stupid by Myopic · · Score: 1

      I'd like to take this opportunity to Godwin this thread by pointing out that Hitler never killed anybody (except maybe himself).

      Individual agency is not the standard by which we judge criminal conduct. You can be guilty of conspiracy, incitement, facilitation, aiding and abetting, or other ways.

    47. Re:Stupid by Myopic · · Score: 1

      Can you tell me how to tell the difference, so that I'll know next time?

    48. Re:Stupid by Myopic · · Score: 1

      That false equivalency is premised on an untenable ignorance of context, thus reasonable people like myself reject it.

    49. Re:Stupid by Gordonjcp · · Score: 0, Troll

      it instills fear into other people who have to increasingly worry about what they say and how they say it.

      Good. I want people to be afraid to make death threats.

    50. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really can't tell if you're serious here, or if you are just replying because you are entrenched in a nonsensical position of saying that it's a violation of the principle of free speech when the UK government exercises it's authority to protect its citizens from those that would make death threats against them, even threats delivered in the form of jokes. That you completely miss the point about how threats of implied violence are actually just as oppressive and damaging to free speech as any government censorship law is, is depressing and convinces me that there can be no meeting of the minds here. But it really doesn't matter, though, my position is supported by the UK polity, so this discussion is rather moot. I just hope this politician's self-imposed predicament will serve as an cautionary tale to others to voice/publish their disagreements with others people's positions without resorting to death threats. Peace.

    51. Re:Stupid by zrakoplovom · · Score: 1

      In the UK, it is illegal to threaten to kill someone, except if you are a muslim imam preaching in a London mosque. There, fixed that for you.

    52. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, he responded to a awful chunk of garbage who just said that no one should criticize human rights abuses including stoning people to death in Iran.
      Hi response was, YOU think it's OK to stone people? I think _YOU_ should be stoned then! Let's see how you like it.

      Turning tables on peoples awful thoughts is the first thing you do in a debate.. Golden rule and all.

    53. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know we hear exactly the same comments coming out of American mouths (a loud minority of them of course) whenever we condemn executions in the few states left who still practice it. Its not unique to Muslims or politically correct extremists. Some folk just don't like others criticizing their way of living.

      You may argue that 2 executions are separated by the 'crime' that has brought this sentence - but I'd say that's just because the line that I won't cross is quite a bit before the line you won't cross.

    54. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Basically, stoned is an adjective instead of a verb.

    55. Re:Stupid by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      That is an extremely far stretch. Not to mention if you lose sleep over a comment like that you are an idiot anyway. Nowhere in life did someone say you have a right not to be offended. That lady in the parent article needs to drop it instead of using it for bullshit political posturing. She only comes across as a weakling.

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    56. Re:Stupid by Reziac · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And even if it were a purposeful incitement to violence --

      Who is truly responsible there -- the person urging violence, or the people who actually take it upon themselves to commit the violence that is urged??

      Are we all so stupid as to do everything some twit exhorts us to do??

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    57. Re:Stupid by Draek · · Score: 1

      If you can't tell, assume it's a joke. Innocent until proven otherwise and all that.

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    58. Re:Stupid by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 1

      He's a councillor, the extend of his legislating is probably about whether dogs fouling the verge should incur their owners a £500 or £1000 fine.

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    59. Re:Stupid by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Due to UK laws I would hesitate from joking about having someone killed on the internet. Face to face I joke about it all the time. In the office, describing specific weapons I own.

      Why should jokes be banned on the internet? Whichever cunt thought that one up should be dismembered (while still alive; please don't murder Tony Blair and blame me for it).

    60. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, context needs to be taken into account. The problem is that Twitter does not really provide a lot of context... The fact that this is by no means the first time a tweet was taken out of context and taken the wrong way, has little to do with people misunderstanding the medium, and a lot with the medium itself.

      There is a man who kills people regularly, he kills whomever I ask him to or he kills randomly. Inevitably someone dies. I cannot stop him. I ask him to kill you. Am I responsible for your death? Yes I am. Am I inciting him to murder? No. A murder is a murder, and I am not responsible for the murder. Any choice I make is a bad choice. I make a choice and you die. I make the choice not to choose and maybe you still die, but maybe someone else dies. At least he killed a useless person.

    61. Re:Stupid by perplexify · · Score: 1

      It's not hypocrisy at all! If a muslim said it, he probably wouldn't be joking. If an upper/middle class english guy says it, he probably is. This is in fact exactly the type of humour that should be encouraged. It makes people think about the real issue of stoning people to death, which is obviously bad, and just one of a whole bunch of things the muslim world needs to take responsibility for and put an end to. Now he can't actually say "I think muslims should probably stop stoning people to death" because that would be horribly rascist and insensitive to their "culture." This is actually calling muslims on THEIR hypocrisy, and that's why it's funny.

    62. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad twitter sarcasm is not recognized by the British courts based on the case of 'blow airport sky high' - Chambers.

    63. Re:Stupid by fishexe · · Score: 1

      If you start down the path of kowtowing to people whose mental deficiencies give them homicidal tendencies, you don't solve any problems. Ever.

      Yeah. They tried that in Shutter Island and it totally didn't work.

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    64. Re:Stupid by fishexe · · Score: 1

      Bullshit....I don't know about you, but the people on my city council I really don't care what they say personally or not. This isn't an MP, this isn't the Queen, this isn't David Cameron or Nick Clegg saying this its some random city council member....Free speech should be free speech, especially when it comes to things that are obviously jokes...

      So our legal standard should be "Would Darkness404 listen to a command from this person? No? Then it *must* be a joke entitled to protection!"

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    65. Re:Stupid by wizardforce · · Score: 1

      People have no more right to make death threats than they do holding a gun to someone's head.

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    66. Re:Stupid by fishexe · · Score: 1

      What about when you get pissed off at someone and say "God, I want to kill you!". You cannot prove you weren't serious. Common sense would tell you this man didn't want to actually kill someone.

      "God, I want to kill you!" is neither a threat nor a solicitation. "I will kill you" is a threat of violence. "Would someone please kill [so-and-so]?" is a solicitation of violence, which is (usually) an even more serious crime than a threat. It's not a crime to want to kill someone. It is a crime to request that they be killed.

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    67. Re:Stupid by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      Its not a death threat. Stop being a pussy.

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    68. Re:Stupid by fishexe · · Score: 1

      And even if it were a purposeful incitement to violence --

      Who is truly responsible there -- the person urging violence, or the people who actually take it upon themselves to commit the violence that is urged??

      Ummm, the law is pretty clear on this. People who take it upon themselves are responsible for murder or manslaughter or battery, people who incite the violence in a manner like this are responsible for the lesser charge of incitement of [murder|manslaughter|battery] or possibly solicitation of [murder|manslaughter|battery]. If the people urging violence take part in the planning or materially aid the violent actors, they can be held just as responsible as said actors. This seems perfectly logical to me; there is no one person "truly responsible" at the exclusion of the others. There are more responsible and less responsible parties, but why should one be off the hook just because the other threw the stone or pulled the trigger?

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    69. Re:Stupid by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      Same thing. Its not unusual for a nonviolent person to say something like "Ugh! I will kill you" when they are frustrated. I have had foreigners I work with use that language with me. However, since I have common sense and the ability to rationalize, I realize that these people will not actually try to kill me. Its just a miscommunication or a joke. Unless someone reading that twitter post is a complete dullard, they would be able to deduce that he did not actually intend to incite violence against this woman. What it boils down to is the world is becoming a bunch of politically correct wimps that have to have their hand held through all of life and cannot be offended or else they will have a temper tantrum.

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    70. Re:Stupid by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      What the hell are you babbling about?

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    71. Re:Stupid by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      More than that, a serious threat to kill someone can have the same effect as a not-so-serious threat. They do the same damage, so to speak.

      Mind you, my brother and I threaten to kill each other all the time, but we never press charges. ;-)

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    72. Re:Stupid by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      Having free speech doesn't mean you have freedom from responsiblity.

      Having truly free speech means you have freedom from responsibility handed down from the law. So, if we truly had free speech, then the arrest would not happen (or at least would be unjust). What we have here is an exception to free speech, not the consequences of free speech.

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    73. Re:Stupid by jav1231 · · Score: 1

      I would argue that the UK isn't a person. :p But I see you're point.

    74. Re:Stupid by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      There's this concept called "cruel and unusual punishment", and stoning definitely is that. I'm generally anti-death penalty (though not for humanitarian reasons), but comparing its application in US to that in Iran or Saudi Arabia is ridiculous.

    75. Re:Stupid by fishexe · · Score: 1

      Same thing.

      Same thing? Not in the eyes of the law it's not, nor has it ever been.

      Unless someone reading that twitter post is a complete dullard, they would be able to deduce that he did not actually intend to incite violence against this woman.

      If that's your argument, I'm afraid I have to point out we're talking about a publicly available post on the Internet. The Internet. And you find it far-fetched to think that dullards would read that post? You must be new here.

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    76. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pot heads should be stoned...

      Anon as I'm in the UK and might get arrested because some people don't have common sense or a sense of humour.

    77. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >If an islamic man had posted that about a white woman, you can guarantee he would be arrested, charged and convicted for it

      Yeah, right. The UK government (of whatever persuasion) loves to suck muslim cock, as no doubt you do too.

    78. Re:Stupid by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1

      People are morons, the correct way to make the joke is using sarcasm; "Hope no nutjob stones this person to death, that'd be terrible".

      What? No - that's terrible, That actually sounds like you really do want her to be stoned.

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    79. Re:Stupid by tbannist · · Score: 1

      No, she said they had no moral right to condemn human rights abuses because they have caused them to occur in Iraq and Afghanistan. Specifically she was saying warmongers have no credibility on human rights issues.

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    80. Re:Stupid by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      That is an extremely far stretch. Not to mention if you lose sleep over a comment like that you are an idiot anyway.

      Read this, fool: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theo_van_Gogh_(film_director)#Assassination

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    81. Re:Stupid by Myopic · · Score: 1

      Surely you recognize the circular logic in that statement: "First, decide whether it is a joke; and if you can't decide, then decide it's a joke".

      Really, I understand this is a tricky balance and different people will see different things. Still, incitement is a real problem, which causes real harm to real people, which is why it is a real crime, and thus must have some kind of definition.

    82. Re:Stupid by jc79 · · Score: 1

      You need to put it his comments in context. She said that UK politicians have no right to comment on things like stoning of women in Iran, presumably because that's a Muslim thing and she's a "political correctness" extremist who would sooner allow an innocent teenager to die a horrible death than dare insult precious male Muslim feelings. He shouldn't have even apologized, never mind get arrested. It's obviously a sarcastic response to her comments and in no way an incitement to violence.

      Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong.

      Yasmin Alibhai-Brown has consistently campaigned for women's rights in Islam, and against barbaric punishments such as stoning. She has in fact insulted the feeling of many conservative male muslims. She said that UK politicians have no right to comment on things like stoning of women in Iran, not because it's a muslim thing, but because British politicians voted for illegal wars where British troops committed horrible abuses of human rights.

    83. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meanwhile in America:

      http://www.salon.com/news/opinion/glenn_greenwald/2010/10/29/goldberg

      "I'd like to ask a simple question: Why isn't Julian Assange dead?" - comment was published by Chicago Tribune

    84. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are we all so stupid as to do everything some twit exhorts us to do??

      Yes, yes we are. This is why advertising works.

  5. Torn... by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

    On one hand... it seems odd to get arrested, convicted, etc., for a joke.

    On the other hand, saying "oh come on guys, it was just a joke!" seems like it could easily turn into the "insanity" plea. True in some cases, but easy to claim for pretty much anything.

    1. Re:Torn... by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      Of course, he hasn't physically done anything. It'd be different if he bludgeoned someone to death and then claimed he was only kidding.

    2. Re:Torn... by Theaetetus · · Score: 2, Informative

      On the other hand, saying "oh come on guys, it was just a joke!" seems like it could easily turn into the "insanity" plea.

      Unlikely. See, what most people don't know and never bother to find out because they're too busying being incensed over people "getting off" under an insanity plea, is that while you don't go to jail if you plead insanity, you instead go to a prison mental ward... where you can be kept forever. That's right - if you just plead out of a 10-20 year sentence by claiming you were insane, you just opted into a potential life sentence. The state can keep you locked up in the mental ward until they believe you're completely sane. And since they don't like people who claim to be insane, they don't rush to release you.

      So, yeah, I don't think people will say "oh, come on, it was just a joke," when the result is being locked up for the rest of their lives.

    3. Re:Torn... by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      Not all the time, according to speakout.com, which I cannot paste due to Chrome, bah.

      Yes, I know that can happen and has happened, but the point is it's a subjective hard-to-verify excuse. "Oh, I wasn't threatening, I was joking! He's just overreacting!"

      Is that what htis is? Meh, probably not. Hence the "torn" part of my post. But I'd rather not, at some point, get threatened, have my threatener stopped short of something he might have done, and have him get off because he was "joking." ;)

    4. Re:Torn... by Hatta · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm wondering what the context is here. What provoked him to make this "joke"?

      I think there ought to be an exception for jokes, but only funny ones. That solves the loophole, and punishes people for making bad jokes. Win-win.

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    5. Re:Torn... by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      I agree. Wait... was that a joke?

    6. Re:Torn... by AK+Marc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Not all the time" is a worthless statement. Give the percentage of the time. Otherwise, you are not adding information to the discussion. Almost nothing is "all the time" and so assertions of an obvious nature that aren't related to the general case are worthless.

      What is the average time "served" for someone who successfully pleads insanity vs the average time actually served by those convicted of the same crime? What is the recidivism rate for each? Without those, exceptional cases, no matter how many, are useless.

    7. Re:Torn... by CannonballHead · · Score: 2, Informative

      Worthless? Pointing out that what the previous post said happened, as though it happened all the time, does not happen all the time? I guess a percentage would be nice. I haven't found one yet.

      So we're stuck apparently. Neither of us has the numbers you want, right? I'm not sure why the burden of proof is on me at this point.

      Unfortunately, I have looked/read online and can only find usage and "success" rates, but not rates of success getting a lower time-served sentence (asylum vs. prison).

    8. Re:Torn... by BarefootClown · · Score: 1

      Where's the -1, Not Funny mod?

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    9. Re:Torn... by Hatta · · Score: 1

      People usually use -1 Overrated. It harms karma while funny does not. Also, IIRC, it can't be metamoderated. So it's pretty useful. Too late now, but keep that in mind for next time.

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    10. Re:Torn... by fishexe · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, saying "oh come on guys, it was just a joke!" seems like it could easily turn into the "insanity" plea.

      Unlikely. See, what most people don't know and never bother to find out because they're too busying being incensed over people "getting off" under an insanity plea, is that while you don't go to jail if you plead insanity, you instead go to a prison mental ward... where you can be kept forever.

      It's true. My Criminal Law prof. ran our state's corrections system for five years and he told us nobody in their right mind would actually want to plead insanity, because the psychiatric facilities for the criminally insane are far more unpleasant places than any of the prisons. They keep you there as long as you are deemed a threat to yourself or others, which is very unlikely to be less than the prison term you got out of and fairly likely to be more. People so far out of their right mind that they can neither function in prison nor in society are the only ones that should go there.

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    11. Re:Torn... by fishexe · · Score: 1

      Does this mean we can stone bad comedians? That's way more satisfying than chucking tomatoes.

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  6. Ridiculous by xnpu · · Score: 1

    Ridiculous. I can appreciate that talking about bombs while going through airport security is not appropriate, but a joke on Twitter? Come on already! Who says who says what. Don't like it, don't follow him - that's sort of the whole point of how these social networks work.

    1. Re:Ridiculous by vux984 · · Score: 1

      I can appreciate that talking about bombs while going through airport security is not appropriate.

      I honestly can't even appreciate that. And honestly the people TALKING about bombs while going through airport security aren't all that likely to be carrying one.

    2. Re:Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not that he offended someone. It's that he asked for a person to be murdered. I would hope you see the distinction between those two cases.

  7. Oh hai, GW! BTW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    GWB,

    BTW, that whole WMD in Iraq thing we told you about, yeah, that was a joke! haha!

    ~NSA, FBI etc...

  8. Re:About The news by Shikaku · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Can someone please stone spammers to death? I shan't tell Amnesty if you don't. It would be a blessing, really.

  9. i live in California. by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1

    I read the headline and thought it was something else about Prop 19. :b

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  10. The problem with political jokes by digitaldc · · Score: 5, Funny

    The problem with political jokes is they get elected.

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    1. Re:The problem with political jokes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, we're discussing a UK politician not the 2010 US election.

  11. He tried to say he wasn't even on Twitter.... by NiteShaed · · Score: 4, Funny

    ....at the time the joke was made, but police didn't believe him since he had no Alibhai.

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  12. In Other News.. by N0Man74 · · Score: 1

    Mojo Nixon is charged with inciting violence against Don Henley.

  13. My vocabulary seems to be lacking... by dragonhunter21 · · Score: 1

    What's the word for "hilarious but really scary all at the same time"?

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    1. Re:My vocabulary seems to be lacking... by Builder · · Score: 1

      British

  14. Nanny state by Teun · · Score: 2, Informative
    The UK has in the last 15-odd years become the example Nanny State.

    A day doesn't pass that either one of the tabloids is blasting the government for not acting on a perceived threat or an official or government department coming out with what should really be considered an outrageous policy.

    A nice one was (yesterday?) the stopping of the head of MI6 from boarding a plane to the US because she had a can of hairspray larger than the allowed 100 milliliters in her bag.

    Yes it's outside of the allowance but hey she's not exactly your typical terrist!

    In the UK common sense has been outlawed.

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    1. Re:Nanny state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A nice one was (yesterday?) the stopping of the head of MI6 from boarding a plane to the US because she had a can of hairspray larger than the allowed 100 milliliters in her bag.

      Yes it's outside of the allowance but hey she's not exactly your typical terrist!

      If they don't stop her, they get accused of either providing special treatment or profiling, opening themselves up to lawsuits and even more criticism. The problem was, if she feels this security measure is useless, annoying, and not needed, why didn't she try and do anything about it while she was in a position to do so?

    2. Re:Nanny state by Teun · · Score: 1
      The problem is not that she was stopped.

      The problem is the system does no longer allow for a further assessment of the situation.

      This should not be construed as special treatment or profiling but instead seen as the next logical step.

      At least that's how it used to be and people would generally feel much better.

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    3. Re:Nanny state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Completely agree with you, the UK is making laws against common sense. Are they going to arrest grade school kids for playing Mortal Kombat in the play yard on break now? Arrest him! He said he wanted that kid to "finish him"!!

    4. Re:Nanny state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A day doesn't pass that either one of the tabloids is blasting the government for not acting on a perceived threat or an official or government department coming out with what should really be considered an outrageous policy.

      Did you ever consider that maybe the tabloids are taking things out of context or just making shit up? The facts behind pretty much every story in a British tabloid are manipulated until it falls into one of the following categories:

      • It's political correctness gone mad!
      • 'Elf and Safety killjoys ban breathing!
      • Immigrants are taking over and claiming benefits/banning bacon sandwiches THE BASTARDS!
      • A D-list Celebrity went to the beach/a nightclub/for a walk and is anorexic/a fatty fat fatarse!
      • You'll almost certainly be knifed if you step outside your door!
      • Common substance 'X' causes / cures cancer say boffins!

      See, for example The Daily Fail although the tabloids' websites tend to have a higher celebrity:immigrant story ratio than the print editions.

      I enjoy laughing at some of the nuttier commentators on Fox News but I don't base my entire impression of the US on it.

    5. Re:Nanny state by augustw · · Score: 1

      It wasn't the head of the SIS/MI6 (Sir John Sawers), but Baroness Neville-Jones, the Minister of State for Security (a junior Home Office minister responsible for "national security"), and also chair of the British Joint Intelligence Committee.

    6. Re:Nanny state by Teun · · Score: 2, Informative

      What I meant is the tabloids are fuelling this drive towards more legislation by amplifying the voice of the silly.

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    7. Re:Nanny state by Teun · · Score: 1

      Yes you are of course right, I mixed up the interview of Sir John and the Baronesses plight.

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    8. Re:Nanny state by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 1

      Y will reduce house prices! (where Y can be absolutely anything)

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    9. Re:Nanny state by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      The problem is the system does no longer allow for a further assessment of the situation.

      Why do you think toner cartridges are banned from airplanes now?

      Obviously the TSA doesn't believe the terrorists will be able to think of any other objects to hide explosive material inside.

      Fuck I hate the TSA, someone should stone them. I shan't tell Amnesty if you don't.

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    10. Re:Nanny state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So those public servants (who would rather be our rulers) should be allowed to live better lives under easier rules than the rest of us? I assume you're just fine with letting our elected representatives in parliament embezzle our taxes on their personal expenses while we who work for corporations would be be prosecuted for such infractions? Last time I checked part of the point of our democracies was to eliminate that sort of thing...

    11. Re:Nanny state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What, much like the Internet does?

    12. Re:Nanny state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please explain for the benefit of everyone here (and indeed the security services worldwide), what a "typical terrorist" is? Is it the Jewish Irgun? The Catholic IRA? The agnostic Timothy McVeigh? The Islamic Al Qaeda? The very middle class Unabomber or the Basque ETA?

    13. Re:Nanny state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This actually happened when she was boarding a domestic flight in the USA.

  15. They don't have that class by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary."
        -- Robert Louis Stevenson

  16. I <3 Oracle and SCO!!! by by+(1706743) · · Score: 1

    Wait, it's a joke! Don't mod me troll/flamebait!

  17. Nice demonstration of "reasonable restrictions" by russotto · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...and more specifically, how a law that on the surface seems perfectly reasonable can be so easily misused.

    The law is against menacing, the statement -- made publicly, not directed at any given person -- is
    "Crap! Robin Hood airport is closed. You've got a week and a bit to get your shit together otherwise I'm blowing the airport sky high!!"

    Any sensible person can see there is no threat there, it's just someone being a drama queen. But it violates the letter of the law and it's politically expedient to ignore the obvious.

    Similarly,
    "Can someone please stone Yasmin Alibhai-Brown to death? I shan't tell Amnesty if you don't. It would be a blessing, really."
    is not a serious solicitation to murder; it's just someone being an ass. Or making a point in an offensive way, given that he says he was responding to a comment by Alibhai-Brown that no politician has the right to comment on human rights abuses, including the stoning of women in Iran.

    I would presume that this is the program in question, though I haven't listened to it so don't know.

    1. Re:Nice demonstration of "reasonable restrictions" by nanospook · · Score: 1

      Maybe he shouldn't make that point in an offensive way? Maybe he should dispute points and present his opinions. Or would he rather just slander everyone to death?

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    2. Re:Nice demonstration of "reasonable restrictions" by russotto · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Maybe he shouldn't make that point in an offensive way?

      Your dedication to the principle of freedom of speech is touching.

      Maybe he should dispute points and present his opinions.

      Maybe that wouldn't be as effective as being nasty.

      Or would he rather just slander everyone to death?

      There's no slander involved here.

    3. Re:Nice demonstration of "reasonable restrictions" by melikamp · · Score: 1

      "Crap! Robin Hood airport is closed. You've got a week and a bit to get your shit together otherwise I'm blowing the airport sky high!!"

      Any sensible person can see there is no threat there

      This is a literal threat. This says, literally, that the speaker will detonate something at an airport, unless his demands are met. The only way to not perceive this as a threat is by reading between the lines and assuming a context that's just not there. When you say this kind of thing at a bar to a friend, where the context is well understood by everyone in the audience (they know you personally!), it is clear that this is merely a hyperbolic expression. When you post this on a widely publicized site like twitter, virtually assuring that most of your readers will not get any context, it's just a bare, literal, unequivocal threat. Would it kill you to add "Just kidding ;)" in the end?

    4. Re:Nice demonstration of "reasonable restrictions" by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Maybe he shouldn't make that point in an offensive way? Maybe he should dispute points and present his opinions. Or would he rather just slander everyone to death?

      I find your post extremely offensive. You shouldn't be legally allowed to offend me. I've already called the police. I know you'll cooperate and accept your conviction because you clearly agree people shouldn't be allowed to offend other people.

    5. Re:Nice demonstration of "reasonable restrictions" by russotto · · Score: 1

      This is a literal threat. This says, literally, that the speaker will detonate something at an airport, unless his demands are met. The only way to not perceive this as a threat is by reading between the lines and assuming a context that's just not there.

      Right. Ever seen _My Cousin Vinnie_? The sheriff accuses Ralph Macchio's character of shooting a convenience store clerk. He replies, in an incredulous tone: "I shot the clerk". The sheriff later introduces this in court as a confession. That's about what you're doing here. Reading a public posting of
      "Crap! Robin Hood airport is closed. You've got a week and a bit to get your shit together otherwise I'm blowing the airport sky high!!"
      as a serious threat requires deliberate misunderstanding.

    6. Re:Nice demonstration of "reasonable restrictions" by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

      Similarly, "Can someone please stone Yasmin Alibhai-Brown to death? I shan't tell Amnesty if you don't. It would be a blessing, really." is not a serious solicitation to murder; it's just someone being an ass. Or making a point in an offensive way, given that he says he was responding to a comment by Alibhai-Brown that no politician has the right to comment on human rights abuses, including the stoning of women in Iran.

      How do you know the arresting officer wasn't being an ass. Or making a point in an offensive(*) way?

      (*) but still pretty funny

    7. Re:Nice demonstration of "reasonable restrictions" by AGMW · · Score: 1

      ... Would it kill you to add "Just kidding ;)" in the end?

      In general, over here in jolly old blighty we tend not to add the "just joking" or "only kidding" things because we assume that the readers are clever enough to be able to work that out for themselves. In both these cases (the Robin Hood airport chap and this erstwhile politician) I'd suggest that _everyone_ knows it's just a joke but some people have decided, for their own reasons (aggrandisement) to wilfully misinterpret the text.

      They are doing us all a very great disservice in doing so, because it weakens our society to have such pompous fools use the (half-baked, mostly nu-labour) laws in such ways. This should be the call to arms to fix such laws as can be misused, and abolish those that are unfixable.

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    8. Re:Nice demonstration of "reasonable restrictions" by melikamp · · Score: 1

      Yes, not everyone can figure out when you speak in a sarcastic tone, and sarcasm with no context sometimes misfires, precisely because of its literal sense. Isn't it what I said above?

      And no, I just don't see it. There is no smiley, no funny picture, nothing. And I cannot see you winking when you write it, either. If I read it on twitter, written by someone I don't know much about, I'll take it literally. There is absolutely no surprise in that people whose job happens to be airport security sometimes do the same.

      You appear to be unhappy with the way the system processes these threats. What are you going to do about it, pass more laws? I have a VERY simple solution: stop posting literal threats on a top 100 website where most of your readers are strangers.

    9. Re:Nice demonstration of "reasonable restrictions" by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

      ...and more specifically, how a law that on the surface seems perfectly reasonable can be so easily misused.

      The law is against menacing, the statement -- made publicly, not directed at any given person -- is
      "Crap! Robin Hood airport is closed. You've got a week and a bit to get your shit together otherwise I'm blowing the airport sky high!!"

      Any sensible person can see there is no threat there, it's just someone being a drama queen. But it violates the letter of the law and it's politically expedient to ignore the obvious.

      So you'd crack a joke about having a bomb in your luggage in front of a TSA official in a US airport? Sure, "any sensible person" would get the joke, but we no longer live in sensible times and everyone knows that there are certain situations where the jokes have to stop.

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    10. Re:Nice demonstration of "reasonable restrictions" by Labcoat+Samurai · · Score: 1

      If "just kidding" were added, would that make the statment legal? I'm genuinely curious.

    11. Re:Nice demonstration of "reasonable restrictions" by Rogerborg · · Score: 2, Funny

      When we make first contact with the Vulcans, I'm nominating you for ambassador. They don't get irony either.

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    12. Re:Nice demonstration of "reasonable restrictions" by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      The law is against menacing, the statement -- made publicly, not directed at any given person -- is "Crap! Robin Hood airport is closed. You've got a week and a bit to get your shit together otherwise I'm blowing the airport sky high!!" Any sensible person can see there is no threat there, it's just someone being a drama queen. But it violates the letter of the law and it's politically expedient to ignore the obvious.

      So you'd crack a joke about having a bomb in your luggage in front of a TSA official in a US airport

      How does that follow? Note that the tweet in question was sent as a reply - these usually don't show up in your timeline. The airport lickspittle went out of his way to find it by doing a search for "Robin Hood airport" and was shocked - shocked! - to discover it.

      Except, actually he wasn't. He didn't treat it as a threat, but reported it to his supervisor because zoze ver his orders. And his supervisor passed it on the police for the same reason. And they reported it to the CPS because, well, it was on their targets for the week. And the CPS had a budget to prosecute terrorists but couldn't find any, so went after Chambers instead. And the magistrates and now a grown up judge convicted because someone could have interpreted it as a threat. Note carefully: nobody actually did. Not the airport, the police, the CPS, or the judges. They all said that, well, someone else might have felt threatened. You know, maybe The Children.

      Now, how is that any way like directly taunting a TSA goon with a bomb threat while actually in the airport?

      Look out! I'm going to blow your strawman sky high!

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    13. Re:Nice demonstration of "reasonable restrictions" by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Yes, not everyone can figure out when you speak in a sarcastic tone,

      But the rest are neuro-typical. Let's play a game: I'll write something ridiculous, and you get to choose whether I'm stupid, insane, or joking with you. "I ate your lunch today." now, why did I choose a ridiculous statement? Because the stoning statement is ridiculous. I know England doesn't have guns, but they do have better weapons than stones. If he really meant her harm, he'd have said " can someone just go play jack the ripper with her" or something.

    14. Re:Nice demonstration of "reasonable restrictions" by melikamp · · Score: 1

      I apathetically accept :|

    15. Re:Nice demonstration of "reasonable restrictions" by fishexe · · Score: 1

      p>

      Or would he rather just slander everyone to death?

      There's no slander involved here.

      Besides which, one has to wonder how one could slander to death. I'm picturing a coroner's report saying "Cause of Death: Slander."

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    16. Re:Nice demonstration of "reasonable restrictions" by fishexe · · Score: 1

      Note that the tweet in question was sent as a reply - these usually don't show up in your timeline. The airport lickspittle went out of his way to find it by doing a search for "Robin Hood airport" and was shocked - shocked! - to discover it.

      Wait...that's the name of an actual airport? This joke gets funnier all the time!

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    17. Re:Nice demonstration of "reasonable restrictions" by fishexe · · Score: 1

      Right. Ever seen _My Cousin Vinnie_? The sheriff accuses Ralph Macchio's character of shooting a convenience store clerk. He replies, in an incredulous tone: "I shot the clerk". The sheriff later introduces this in court as a confession. That's about what you're doing here. Reading a public posting of "Crap! Robin Hood airport is closed. You've got a week and a bit to get your shit together otherwise I'm blowing the airport sky high!!" as a serious threat requires deliberate misunderstanding.

      Maybe he just missed the incredulous tone in that twitter post.

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    18. Re:Nice demonstration of "reasonable restrictions" by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      Satire is pretty much out the window in the UK.

      Satire is exactly what that politician's tweet was.

      Under current UK laws, Johnathan Swift more than likely would have been arrested for A Modest Proposal.

      It's complete bullshit.

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    19. Re:Nice demonstration of "reasonable restrictions" by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      It's called satire, and it does have a history of being censored, since it is so effective.

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    20. Re:Nice demonstration of "reasonable restrictions" by russotto · · Score: 1

      So you'd crack a joke about having a bomb in your luggage in front of a TSA official in a US airport? Sure, "any sensible person" would get the joke, but we no longer live in sensible times and everyone knows that there are certain situations where the jokes have to stop.

      Your dedication to the principle of freedom of speech is likewise noted. (and everyone knows the TSA isn't sensible).

    21. Re:Nice demonstration of "reasonable restrictions" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember that Yasmin Alibhai-Brown is correct. To attack rights of another country is to attempt to compromise the sovereignty of that country. Obviously, this creates a paradox because it suggests that the UK minister's beliefs should have higher priority over another human's beliefs which has no foundation.

      Well, I would imagine that she may have also been talking about the UK's abuse of human rights (possibly more about the legality of wearing some muslim garb) but hey...

    22. Re:Nice demonstration of "reasonable restrictions" by russotto · · Score: 1

      That is indeed the correct program. The section in question starts at about 53:06. The host is Nicky Campbell, the guests are Yasmin Alibhai-Brown and Brad Adams of Human Rights Watch.

      NC: Are we in any position to criticize countries for stoning people to death?

      YAB: I don't think our politicians are. I think our human rights organizations certainly do have that right and should absolutely be speaking up. But I think for our politicians (she laughs), I think after... we're in the middle of talking about allegedly what some British soldiers did in Iraq; I don't think we have, they have, any moral authority anymore in the world to lecture anyone on human rights abuses. That's one of the prices, I think, that is paid by countries who think there's one law for us and one law for them.

      NC: But our politicians surely have a moral duty to point out these abuses to call on abuses in other countries, countries which frankly have uncivilized laws.

      YAB: Well I don't, I think it's absolutely wr... for example Mandela has the moral authority, which he sadly hasn't used often enough, to say to politic.. to countries... or lecture them even on the human rights abuses. In this country, our politicians lost that authority is all I'm saying.

      NC (interrupting): Not all of them, not all of them.

      YAB: Well since the war in iraq, I think our politi... except the ones who voted against the war, and there are very few of those. I think one of the consequences of this adventure is that the mor...now, I think our human rights organizations have absolutely the right to do what they are doing, and I also think we should remember what we did in China not so long ago in terms of Chinese ways of thinking about time, which is that we went to war with that country because they resisted our traders wanting to spread the opium habit. So you know we have to be careful about our own history there.

      NC: Brad, do you want to come in?
      (Brad Adams disagrees rather strenuously with YAB)

      YAB: I don't think that takes away my argument at all, I think human rights organizations have an absolute duty.

      BA (Interrupting): No, and I appreciate that.

      YAB: But not politicians who are at present involved in investigations about human rights violations. We're going through it ourselves and there's been no coming clean here by our politicians.

      NC: So a politician can't say, "Listen I really think it's wrong that you don't educate girl children in your country but I can't really tell you that because I thought there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. " This doesn't make much sense.

      YAB: You can say whatever you like but if you're David Cameron, no you can't.

      (NC and YAB talk over each other)

      YAB: The only authority politicians can have for themselves is rare creatures like Mandela who did the right thing and in the right way, eventually. And I think you have to make a distinction between politicians and human rights activists.

      NC: So every single politician in this country who voted for the war in Iraq for whatever reason is morally a busted flush, Yasmin?

      YAB: Yes, I actually do believe that.

      -----
      So that's the context, that's why stoning in particular, and that's why he "shan't tell" Amnesty (because he's a politician and by YABs argument, should therefore not complain about human rights abuses).

    23. Re:Nice demonstration of "reasonable restrictions" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If "just kidding" were added, would that make the statment legal? I'm genuinely curious.

      Are you thinking of robbing a bank? "Hand over all your money. I've got a gub. (just kidding.)"

    24. Re:Nice demonstration of "reasonable restrictions" by RMH101 · · Score: 1

      first draft did say that, it just took it over 140 chars

    25. Re:Nice demonstration of "reasonable restrictions" by WildBlueYonder · · Score: 1

      And no, I just don't see it. There is no smiley, no funny picture, nothing. And I cannot see you winking when you write it, either. If I read it on twitter, written by someone I don't know much about, I'll take it literally.

      Then you just might be an idiot. Have you thought about running for office?

      Even if you were taking him seriously, the correct approach would be to use this "offense" to get a warrant to search his house. If you are right and this is an actual terrorist you should find more evidence there, which is excellent, because instead of fining him $1000 pounds you can actually put him away now.

      Now if you don't find any more evidence there than you go on your way. Have you wasted your time? Yes, yes you have, but arresting him for hyperbole isn't going to make your time any less wasted.

      The only reason to actually arrest him for tweeting that is if tweeting itself is an offense, and what is the harm in having people say random, kinda sorta maybe threatening things on twitter? Are you worried that all that noise may make it harder to spot the real terrorists that are publicly sending threatening tweets under their real names?

    26. Re:Nice demonstration of "reasonable restrictions" by melikamp · · Score: 1

      Oh, OK. so it's right to divert resources from actual airport security and go on a wild goose chase every time when some joker posts something threatening, if only literally so. You don't see a problem with that? This is not protected speech. If it's OK to punish people for being dicks when yell "fire" in a theater, then it should be OK to punish them when they do something comparably stupid in a wide public forum. These jokes , if we are to process them properly, will cost us all money, so let's just NOT say things like that when we know we are read by strangers, and let's punish those who do. Am I really an idiot for thinking that?

    27. Re:Nice demonstration of "reasonable restrictions" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, thinking/logic would help. And of course not assuming that the other person is a completely deranged maniac.
      Of course the latter part already would mean you have to always exclude it is true, which is a bad idea since there are such people around - thus the police probably should check it out.
      But back to logic/thinking: His complaint is the airport is closed. And this is obviously a big issue to him. So why in the world would he then destroy the airport completely, making sure it will stay closed even longer? That doesn't make the slightest bit of sense.
      Or as one of my teachers used to say: exaggeration is a stylistic device. And in this case the thing he "threatened" to do was extremely exaggerated (sufficiently that he considered it almost certainly impossible for him to actually do it, thus also removing its credibility, and nonsensical compared to the stated goal on top of it) in order to indicate it was not meant seriously.

    28. Re:Nice demonstration of "reasonable restrictions" by WildBlueYonder · · Score: 1

      You're not an idiot for thinking that people shouldn't post "jokes" like that. You would be an idiot if you took such statements literally when they were so obviously in jest.

      Once you do take them literally, if you then don't actually investigate them, then not only are you misidentifying possible threats, but then you are refusing to act on threats you have identified.

      And if you are worried about wasting department resources, all the more reason to not prosecute him for menacing speech.

  18. Re:About The news by imakemusic · · Score: 4, Funny

    My goodness! I can't believe you would seriously stone someone just for spamming. People like you should be shot.

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  19. Bob Dylan better not visit the UK by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 4, Funny

    He sings, "Everybody must get stoned!"

    Inciting violence! Against everybody!

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  20. Has the entire world gone mad? by Calibax · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Both the twitter posts cited in the article are jokes in poor taste by frustrated people, but are they evidence of intent to kill someone or blow up a plane? People bent on that sort of act rarely advertise their intent on some public media.

    What's next? Being prosecuted for threatening to kill someone's character in World of Warcraft?

    When I was a cop there were dozens of times that angry and/or frustrated people made comments (to me or to others) like "I'll kill you" or "You're dead if you do that again" or something similar. You have to make allowances for frustration and understand it's only human nature to make threats. Of course, it's different if you think they might actually do what they say, but that's not the usual case - people who are going to attack you just do it, they don't threaten first.

    The difference is that on twitter (indeed, the internet in general) there's a permanent record. That plus a stupid/malicious prosecutor plus a judge who doesn't understand human nature is a recipe for damn stupid legal decisions.

    1. Re:Has the entire world gone mad? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Both the twitter posts cited in the article are jokes in poor taste by frustrated people, but are they evidence of intent to kill someone or blow up a plane? People bent on that sort of act rarely advertise their intent on some public media.

      What's next? Being prosecuted for threatening to kill someone's character in World of Warcraft?

      When I was a cop

      You dont understand the difference between advertising your intent to harm someone and asking others to hurt someone; you don't understand the difference between using the internet to threaten someone with physical violence and using the internet to threaten to play a game according to its rules... you must have been a great cop.

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    2. Re:Has the entire world gone mad? by Calibax · · Score: 1

      The guy was just making a joke. It seems obvious from the context. Or do you seriously believe that someone would use twitter to solicit a murder? Especially someone aspiring to public life. And then follow it with a joking comment.

      Why is it that common sense is so uncommon?

    3. Re:Has the entire world gone mad? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      The guy was just making a joke. It seems obvious from the context. Or do you seriously believe that someone would use twitter to solicit a murder? Especially someone aspiring to public life. And then follow it with a joking comment.

      Why is it that common sense is so uncommon?

      Maybe this arrest will teach that politician the common sense it takes to refrain from making a public death threat followed by "just kidding".

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    4. Re:Has the entire world gone mad? by gknoy · · Score: 1

      Yes, the world has gone mad.
      That's the simplest explanation. The long one is, sometimes people get caught up in enforcing the letter of the law, or disagree on whether something is sarcasm or funny or merely exasperated, rather than serious. In the terror-obsessed world we live in, it's generally safer for one's career to overreact to the false positives than to risk letting one through. (Yes, I'm likely as dismayed by this as you are.)

    5. Re:Has the entire world gone mad? by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Just the UK.

    6. Re:Has the entire world gone mad? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      He wasn't making death threats. He was making a rather unsophisticated jab at her because she said that he (well UK politicians among which he is included) have no right ro comment on women being stoned in Iran.

      Given the context it is entirely obvious it is a joke. Giver her idiotic stance, she deserves to be offended.

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    7. Re:Has the entire world gone mad? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Given the context it is entirely obvious it is a joke.

      If so, he will obviously be acquitted. But someone in high visibility plays high stakes when they take a jab.

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    8. Re:Has the entire world gone mad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow! What a self-righteous bastard you are.

      You've posted several times in this thread, and you have done nothing but make ad hominem attacks and show lack of tolerance.

      I must say that your faith in the justice system is quite touching, naive though it may be.

    9. Re:Has the entire world gone mad? by fishexe · · Score: 1

      Given the context it is entirely obvious it is a joke. Giver her idiotic stance, she deserves to be offended.

      But does she deserve to be stoned? That is the question.

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    10. Re:Has the entire world gone mad? by indiechild · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you were a really mature and responsible cop, which is a relative rarity. I can't imagine your everyday cop letting a comment like "I'll kill you" go unchecked.

    11. Re:Has the entire world gone mad? by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      Both the twitter posts cited in the article are jokes in poor taste by frustrated people, but are they evidence of intent to kill someone or blow up a plane?

      Small point: intent to kill and inciting violence are two very different offences. I'm sure no one thought there was an intent to kill, but there is an argument to be made for it inciting violence.

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  21. Re:About The news by amiga3D · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Stoning is far too good for spammers. They should be burned at the stake.

  22. Re:Question of freedom by amiga3D · · Score: 1

    You left out the part about amnesty international! There goes the joke.

  23. Too far? by firesyde424 · · Score: 1

    This weekend my black labrador retriever snarfed two bags of M&M's off the kitchen counter while I was out raking leaves. He ingested roughly a pound and a half of chocolate. On the way to the vet hospital, I joked that if my dog lived through the chocolate poisoning, I was going to kill him. My wife understood this to be my way of dealing with the stress and that I really was worried about my dog and was in no way inclined to actually kill him. In other words, she got the joke.

    If my wife got the joke, what is so hard about seeing the "joke" behind what this politician said? Or is it possible that my wife is smarter than the people that arrested this guy?

  24. You mix up Britain and England by fantomas · · Score: 2, Insightful

    >Where do you have greater freedom of speech and presumption of innocence: Britain or Saudi Arabia?

    On balance I'd say Britain

    >Where are you more likely to be harassed by police for trivialities: Britain or Saudi Arabia?

    Not sure, do you have the figures that you could share with us?

    >Every day the two look more alike.

    Evidence from, say the last 5 days: could you give us five separate summaries to prove this point?

    >And now I will commit a crime in the eyes of England:

    I suppose you mean "in the laws of England". Are you aware that England and Britain are different?

    1. Re:You mix up Britain and England by Myopic · · Score: 1

      Are you aware that England and Britain are different?

      Are you aware of synecdoche?

    2. Re:You mix up Britain and England by fishexe · · Score: 1

      Are you aware that England and Britain are different?

      Are you aware of synecdoche?

      It's not synecdoche if someone's just being an idiot.

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      "I don't care about the Constitution!" --Bill O'Reilly, November 17, 2009
  25. To the legal system: GO BACK TO SCHOOL. by VortexCortex · · Score: 0

    Can someone please stone Yasmin Alibhai-Brown to death?

    This is asking a legitimate non threatening question: Is anyone capable of stoning Yasmin Alibhai-Brown to death?

    The obvious answer is: Yes! Someone more than likely IS CAPABLE of stoning Yasmin to death (were the answer "no", then I suggest Yasmin be studied to determine the origin of her stone deflecting powers).

    A threat would have been:

    I will stone Alibhai-Brown to death.

    However, this is not what was said.

    When a child (or other semi illiterate) asks me, "Can I please do ____?", I frequently reply, "I don't know, are you capable of doing ____?" The correct question is: "Will you please let me..." or "May I please..."

    1. Re:To the legal system: GO BACK TO SCHOOL. by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1

      Rubbish. The intention of the statement, taken at face value, is obvious. I can assure you that if you took your argument to an English court, you would be made to look like an idiot in no time flat. I suggest that you don't offer to make an amicus curiae brief; the defence won't appreciate it.

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    2. Re:To the legal system: GO BACK TO SCHOOL. by Tom+Boz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is a great point. If you're going to do the mental gymnastics to translate a question (Is ___ possible?) to a threat, then you ought to be capable of *also* realizing this is a joke. Either take things at face value or don't; self-translating someone's sentence into a threat just for a prosecution is garbage.

    3. Re:To the legal system: GO BACK TO SCHOOL. by bigrockpeltr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Can someone please stone Yasmin Alibhai-Brown to death?

      is NOT asking if anyone is capable. It is asking someone to DO it.
      its like saying: can someone please take out the garbage.
      and regardless making threats about people lives in public jokingly or otherwise is a definate no-no.
      people are prosecuted for saying much less potentially dangerous remarks. e.g. libel and defamtion of character neither of which are usually related with loss of life.

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  26. Re:About The news by Amouth · · Score: 1

    you find the spammers and i'll bring the rocks..

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    '...if only "Jumping to a Conclusion" was an event in the Olympics.'
  27. Re:About The news by donutface · · Score: 1

    or arrested

  28. So what was the joke? by js3 · · Score: 1

    I don't get the joke. can someone explain it?

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    did you forget to take your meds?
    1. Re:So what was the joke? by jmac_the_man · · Score: 2, Informative

      The joke is that the woman who he "said should be stoned" said that no British politician should be able to complain about stoning in Muslim countries, because Muslim culture allows for stoning.
      He then "said she should be stoned."
      The implication here is that she has no right to complain about him wanting to have someone stoned.

    2. Re:So what was the joke? by AGMW · · Score: 1

      The joke is that the woman who he "said should be stoned" said that no British politician should be able to complain about stoning in Muslim countries, because Muslim culture allows for stoning.

      He then "said she should be stoned."

      The implication here is that she has no right to complain about him wanting to have someone stoned.

      Hallelujah! But where's the +5 Insightful this comment deserves? Hit the nail on the head my friend - if I had mod points, well, it'd be too late 'cos I already posted in this thread, but you know what I mean.

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    3. Re:So what was the joke? by tbannist · · Score: 1

      I don't know anything about this woman other than she's supposedly a supporter of human rights, women's rights and secular government. The claim that she supports stoning in Muslim countries seems a bit out of character, plus I can't find where she made such a claim. Knowing it's a white male conservative politician who's being defended, leaves me unwilling to accept that premise without some evidence. Too often have I seen conservative politicians (and their supporters) make claims that are only loosely based in reality. For instance, it might be considered very different if she said British Politicians had no right to condemn stoning as long as they support renditions and torture...

      So to sum up: [Citation Needed]

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    4. Re:So what was the joke? by fishexe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The joke is that the woman who he "said should be stoned" said that no British politician should be able to complain about stoning in Muslim countries, because Muslim culture allows for stoning. He then "said she should be stoned." The implication here is that she has no right to complain about him wanting to have someone stoned.

      Dude...that's so meta...I think you just blew my mind. It's like when the Offspring sold T-shirts with the Napster logo on them, and Napster sued them for copyright infringement.

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      "I don't care about the Constitution!" --Bill O'Reilly, November 17, 2009
    5. Re:So what was the joke? by fishexe · · Score: 1

      Dude...that's so meta...I think you just blew my mind. It's like when the Offspring sold T-shirts with the Napster logo on them, and Napster sued them for copyright infringement.

      I posted this, and then realized, 50% of slashdot is probably too young to remember Napster...

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      "I don't care about the Constitution!" --Bill O'Reilly, November 17, 2009
    6. Re:So what was the joke? by fishexe · · Score: 1

      The joke is that the woman who he "said should be stoned" said that no British politician should be able to complain about stoning in Muslim countries, because Muslim culture allows for stoning.

      He then "said she should be stoned."

      The implication here is that she has no right to complain about him wanting to have someone stoned.

      Hallelujah! But where's the +5 Insightful this comment deserves?

      Forget that comment, where's the +5 Insightful for the councilman's twitter post? Of course, we would also have to mod it -5 criminal, but you take the good with the bad, I guess.

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      "I don't care about the Constitution!" --Bill O'Reilly, November 17, 2009
    7. Re:So what was the joke? by BarryDavis · · Score: 1

      So to sum up: [Citation Needed]

      The show itself is available on the BBC website if you want to listen. If not, http://hurryupharry.org/2010/11/11/stone-the-crows/ has the sound clip in question.

    8. Re:So what was the joke? by tbannist · · Score: 1

      Ah, so I was correct. She was saying that due to the human rights abuses perpetrated by the "Coalition of the Willing" in Iraq, British politicians who supported (and still do) the war have have lost the moral authority to lecture other people on human rights abuses.

      Essentially, she's just calling them hypocrites, that's not justification for uttering death threats even if you don't like being called a hypocrite. Considering that more serious threats have already been made against her life, I can certainly see how a politician publicly condoning her murder would not be appreciated as a joke.

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    9. Re:So what was the joke? by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      That is actually not the case. Look at the transcript posted upthread. She said that no British politician should be able to complain about stoning in Muslim countries, because no British politician is in the moral position to do so, given the criminal nature of the Iraq war. In the same interview, she spoke out against human rights violations in Iran - but in her opinion, only people without bloody hands are morally right in doing so, e. g. Human Rights organizations.

      So she did not condone stoning, she just made a point about moral corruption in the British government.

      The asshattery following that statement kinda supports her position, in my opinion...

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  29. Equality under the law by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1
    Regardless of the particular rights and wrongs, both these cases have arisen because in England and Wales (not the UK - legal systems are different, and I do not know about Scots law) we theoretically have equality under the law.

    It cuts both ways. If a Muslim cleric calls for stoning unbelievers and we arrest him, we have to be equally heavy handed with non-Muslims making similar statements.

    I feel sorry for "airport guy" who has suffered far more than the case warrants - but he has failed to think it through. I'm sure that if the airport was closed because of a fake bomb threat, he would be complaining. He hasn't realised that the world doesn't consist of just "him" who he sees as the good guy, and everybody else. To everybody else, he is one of "them". This is what equality under the law means; being white, male and university educated does not make you privileged any more.

    I started out, by the way, thinking his conviction was quite wrong. But I've been persuaded otherwise, and this is why.

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    From scarped cliff or quarried stone she cries "A thousand types are gone, I care for nothing, no not one."
    1. Re:Equality under the law by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      The airport guy wasn't charged with making a bomb threat though. That requires intent to cause distruption. Instead he was charged with a law that makes it a crime to "[send] by means of a public electronic communications network a message or other matter that is grossly offensive or of an indecent, obscene or menacing character".

      Which is a pretty bizarre charge given the nature of the "communication"

    2. Re:Equality under the law by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Most users of the internet break that law regularly - let alone denizens of 4chan.

      I hate the idea of laws against offending people - it's a clear violation of the right to freedom of expression. Not the mention the complexity around the law offending me - maybe it's time for a private prosecution against the Government..

    3. Re:Equality under the law by julesh · · Score: 1

      It cuts both ways. If a Muslim cleric calls for stoning unbelievers and we arrest him, we have to be equally heavy handed with non-Muslims making similar statements.

      No, we don't. The law allows us to account for the accused's *intent*, which is clearly different in this case, as any reasonable observer would almost certainly agree.

  30. I'm sure no one here got arrested ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... for wishing real murder.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1328703/Remembrance-Day-Poppy-burning-Muslim-protesters-mar-Armistice-Day.html

  31. Morning Announcements by Layth · · Score: 1

    Is Wendy Testaburger using your lunch money to buy heroin?
    Will someone stone a journalist to death for me?

    I'm just asking the hard questions.
    Signing off, this is casey miller

  32. Perfect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All politicians should be subjected to the stupid laws they impose. The rest of us should carry stones.

  33. Is English your third language? by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "All he asked was a rhetorical question. "

    I don't know what planet you are from, but "Can someone please stone Yasmin Alibhai-Brown to death?" is not a rhetorical question here on planet Earth. It is a direct request. In the USA said person could go to jail for life if somebody read the request and actually granted it. This is in fact quite appropriate. Blasting such a request across the internet to hundreds of thousands of people, any one of which could be an instable nutbag, is gross negligence at best, and any death resulting from gross negligence is and should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.

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    Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
    1. Re:Is English your third language? by tverbeek · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "...should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law."

      As long as "the full extent of the law" is to require the speaker to live with the the guilt and shame of having said something which inadvertently led to someone's death, I agree with you.

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    2. Re:Is English your third language? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's rhetorical when the person he is talking about just said that no one has the right to say anything about human rights abuses including stoning people to death in Iran.

      You: Hey, don't say anything about it not being OK to lynch black people. It's fine.

      Me: I think _YOU_ should be lynched.

      You: Oh My God!! Police! Police! This guy is trying to get me lynched!!! Arrest him!

      But, with the internet.

    3. Re:Is English your third language? by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure you live on a different planet Earth than I do. On mine, not everything is so absolute - things are open to interpretation and I like it that way. I particularly like that some people in *my* planet Earth still have a modicum of respect for context.

      Leave chopping up quotes and applying your own meaning to them to the 24 hour news outlets - they're way better at it than you are.

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    4. Re:Is English your third language? by ForMeToPoopOn · · Score: 1

      You're taking the phrase "Can someone please stone Yasmin Alibhai-Brown to death?" out of its context. Therefore your conclusions have no ground. Also, are you sure that I won't get out of my house after reading your post and shoot my neighbour to death, and then tell the police that I did it because I read your post? You see, I could be the nutbag out of hundreds of thousands of people reacting to your Slashdot post in a way you could not possibly have imagined.

    5. Re:Is English your third language? by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Interesting

      >>>In the USA said person could go to jail for life if somebody read the request and actually granted it.

      No they wouldn't. Look at members of the KKK who routinely say blacks should be lynched, but they never get arrested for it, even after the act happens. The speech remains protected, and the KKK person would only be arrested if he assisted in the crime.

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      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    6. Re:Is English your third language? by Draek · · Score: 1

      So if I tell somebody "go fuck yourself" and he ends up dying due to his tearing up his rectum fisting himself, I should go to jail for murder? if I tell somebody "blow me", he should be able to file a sexual harrassment lawsuit against me? where in hell do you live so I can avoid going near for the rest of my life?

      Context, bitches, context. Within it, his statement made perfect sense as a rhetorical one, even if it wasn't particularly mature of him.

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    7. Re:Is English your third language? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      if I tell somebody "blow me", he should be able to file a sexual harrassment lawsuit against me?

      Sort of, yes - in the workplace he can raise a grievance against you and if it's not dealt with to his satisfaction by the company, take the company to a tribunal.

      You may not actually want to him to get on his knees and undo your fly but how is he to know this?

      Lets face it, asking a girl in the office for a blow job will get you slung out pronto, so why should asking a bloke be any different?

    8. Re:Is English your third language? by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      "It's rhetorical when the person he is talking about just said that no one has the right to say anything about human rights abuses including stoning people to death in Iran."

      A tweet is 144 bytes, out of context. You seem to have neatly ignored that fact.

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      Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
    9. Re:Is English your third language? by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      And the context in 144 bytes of a tweet would be? ... That's right, zero.

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      Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
    10. Re:Is English your third language? by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      "So if I tell somebody "go fuck yourself" and he ends up dying due to his tearing up his rectum fisting himself, I should go to jail for murder? "

      You and BadAnalogyGuy should get together ;-)

      If you tweet a request that someone fist someone, and said person dies from being fisted, you will be charged for inciting the incident in the USA

      "if I tell somebody "blow me", he should be able to file a sexual harrassment lawsuit against me?"

      He absolutely can do exactly that, yes. The fact that most people will brush you off and ignore the fact that you are behaving like an imbecile does not preclude the fact that that person could seek legal recourse if he so desired.

      "Context, bitches , context. Within it, his statement made perfect sense as a rhetorical one, even if it wasn't particularly mature of him. - [emphasis added for trigger happy mods]"

      The context of a tweet is 144 bytes, bitch.

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      Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
    11. Re:Is English your third language? by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      "You're taking the phrase "Can someone please stone Yasmin Alibhai-Brown to death?" out of its context."

      Oh, you mean like the way a tweet has no context?

      "You see, I could be the nutbag out of hundreds of thousands of people reacting to your Slashdot post in a way you could not possibly have imagined"

      You are definately one of a handful of them ;-)

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      Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
    12. Re:Is English your third language? by Joehonkie · · Score: 1

      If the tweet has no context, there's no way to determine intent. I certainly disagree with all the assertions in your original post, and certainly so do many posters here, so stop pretending your singular interpretation is the sole cut-and-dried truth of the case (since that seems to be all your argument relies on).

    13. Re:Is English your third language? by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      ""If the tweet has no context, there's no way to determine intent."

      There is no need to determine intent. The explicit request is the indication of intent. If I murder someone, the jury need not know or care why I did it. It is entirely immaterial. A request that someone be stoned is exactly that, and why it was made is completely immaterial. The "tweeter" has to know that people will read it who do not know about the context, but again, the context is immaterial. Inciting someone to commit a crime is in and of itself a crime in the USA ... period. "But Your Honor and ladies and gentleman of the jury, the person I asked someone to stone is a flaming asshole" is never a valid defense.

      "I certainly disagree with all the assertions in your original post, and certainly so do many posters here, "

      You mean all 6 Slashdot posters disagree with me? Wow, I am clearly in the minority! (and there is nothing to disagree with, with the sole exception that I opined that the facts about the illegality make sense unlike so many other laws that seem to have been pulled straight out of the air by Alice in Wonderland)

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      Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
    14. Re:Is English your third language? by huckamania · · Score: 1

      Maybe he is a supporter of decriminalization of marijuana? People who support throwing rocks to kill another person probably need to light up.

      Slashdot: We hates Christians but don't you dare say anything bad about Islam

    15. Re:Is English your third language? by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      "Maybe he is a supporter of decriminalization of marijuana? People who support throwing rocks to kill another person probably need to light up."

      If you ask me, there are two types of people who should light up, at least occasionally:

      • Those who support throwing rocks to kill another person
      • Those who don't

      ;-)

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      Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
    16. Re:Is English your third language? by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1

      Rhetorical means that something is said merely for dramatic effect. I think without other supporting evidence, such as finding he'd set aside a pile of money marked "reward for person who kills her", you can't presume that it was an actual request.

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      Aide-toi, le Ciel t'aidera - Jeanne D'Arc.
    17. Re:Is English your third language? by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1

      And the context in 144 bytes of a tweet would be? ... That's right, zero.

      Okay, first off, are you in the UK and are you familiar with the people involved? I'd not heard of this guy before now, but I've been reading Yasmin's columns for years. She writes for the Independent quite frequently which I read. You keep making comments about there being no context for a 144 character tweet. Well if you are familiar with her writing, or him, or listened to the show (available in the UK here) then actually you do have some context for it. And if you don't read or listen to any of those things, then I find it harsh for you to seize upon one quote that was passed along directly to you without every having read her work, known him or listened to the show that his comment was in reply to, to start talking about how he should be arrested because you say without context he might be serious, when the context is there if you want it.

      You keep saying that there is no context for a 144 character tweet. Well there were over a thousand such tweets before his twitter feed was deleted so you might as well take a single word in my post and say there's no context for it by the same principle.

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      Aide-toi, le Ciel t'aidera - Jeanne D'Arc.
    18. Re:Is English your third language? by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1

      There is no need to determine intent. The explicit request is the indication of intent. If I murder someone, the jury need not know or care why I did it. It is entirely immaterial. A request that someone be stoned is exactly that, and why it was made is completely immaterial

      Very incorrect. Murder is the intentional killing of someone. Intent is part of the crime. It is made murder, as opposed to say manslaughter or accidental death, by the intent. In the case of incitement to murder, it has to be assessed on the expectation that the comment is actually serious. To quote from the now superceded Incitement law in the UK: "The inciter must intend the others to engage in the behaviour constituting the offence, including any consequences which may result, and must know or believe (or possibly suspect) that those others will have the relevant mens rea". Intent is very relevant to determinining that an "incitement" is actually seriously made.

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      Aide-toi, le Ciel t'aidera - Jeanne D'Arc.
    19. Re:Is English your third language? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly, this sounds to me (as someone living in the Netherlands) as general American behavior. Instead of considering each and every human being responsible we can transfer the blame or cause for any and each event to someone else. Worse is that my country is heading for the same inexplicable reasoning.

      This is a RANDOM STATEMENT by someone, you ACT upon it, you are guilty; not the random statement or the person posting it online. We are not prosecuting deities for their opinions as registered in holy books either.

      My responsibility can only carry so far, I'm not god, I can't see that far ahead. I cannot calculate every axiom of reality, and if my statement might have an ever so slight chance in the eyes of the general populace (based on exactly what realistic expectation I'm not even asking) that anything I might say might trigger a lunatic's response then I have simply lost the freedom to act at all, because anything can trigger an unpredictable response. These are the kinds of seeds that blossom to eradicate not only personal responsibility (which is already down the drain far enough, we can't even get up to protest against our own governments) but will make it far too easy to blame anyone for damages, there is no reasonable cause, just correlation.

      And as parent stated, which is the penultimate retort, if it is a joke and he needs to be more considerate, let reality sort him out. There is an alternative better way to deal with the problem of lunatics, even if they are massively voted for and supported by the public as is the case in my country.

    20. Re:Is English your third language? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Slashdot: We hates Christians but don't you dare say anything bad about Islam

      Personally, I strongly dislike Christianity, not Christians.

      Islam is barely distinguishable from Christianity and Judaism in its essentials, whatever the rabid rightwing Jesus-loving nutjobs on here might think. So I find it completely irrational for Christians to rant on about the evils of Islam, it's all about an imaginary sky pilot.

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    21. Re:Is English your third language? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Context, bitches, context. Within it, his statement made perfect sense as a rhetorical one, even if it wasn't particularly mature of him.

      The context is that he is an elected official, who should now be barred from public duty and ideally be given some humiliating community service to do. Picking up rocks springs to mind.

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      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    22. Re:Is English your third language? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Riiiiiiight... So, let's suppose I put a joint of frozen ham in a carrier bag and swing it at someone's head and kill them, and then tell the judge "it was just a joke, I didn't mean to hurt them", and the judge believes me and says "your punishment is to live with your guilt and shame".

      What message does that send to anyone else out there who really DOES want to murder somebody? Ham-in-bag killings would skyrocket, and all each killer has to do is repeat the mantra: "but it was just a joke, I didn't mean to hurt anyone..."

    23. Re:Is English your third language? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law."

      As long as "the full extent of the law" is to require the speaker to live with the the guilt and shame of having said something which inadvertently led to someone's death, I agree with you.

      A Labour MP killed someone just after sending a text message and because he was not texting at the time only served 4 days in prison. Strange place is the UK.

    24. Re:Is English your third language? by DrXym · · Score: 1
      As long as "the full extent of the law" is to require the speaker to live with the the guilt and shame of having said something which inadvertently led to someone's death, I agree with you.

      And what if they feel no guilt? What if they are inciting people to murder or commit illegal acts because the speaker wants them to do it?

    25. Re:Is English your third language? by tbannist · · Score: 1

      Actually, after listening to her comments, she said if you condone human rights abuses you shouldn't to condemn other people for doing as you do. She was rather specific when she said she was specifically talking about British politicians who have lost the moral authority to lecture on human rights abuses.

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    26. Re:Is English your third language? by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      Wrong. A rhetorical question is one that could be replied to, but the questioner does not want the reply to be verbalized, but rather kept to oneself and pondered upon so that said person can see the obviousness of the answer. For example: "Would you stone [person x] to death because you don't agree with her?". A request that someone stone someone to death is not a rhetorical question.

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      Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
    27. Re:Is English your third language? by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      "Okay, first off, are you in the UK and are you familiar with the people involved?

      Tweets are not in the UK (exclusively) so the rest of your post is ridiculous. I in fact did not have any context for the tweet, and yet I read it, so saying that anyone who reads it can be assumed to know the context is patently absurd, as I am empirical evidence to the contrary (and I assure you I am not the only one.)

      Finally, context is completely immaterial. It was a request to stone the person to death. The more popular and followed the person is, the more danger that someone will do so, and therefore the more grossly negligent the behaviour.

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      Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
    28. Re:Is English your third language? by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      "And what if they feel no guilt?"

      If they feel no guilt, they feel no guilt. Legislating on the assumption that everyone is a sociopath would be nightmarish.

      "What if they are inciting people to murder or commit illegal acts because the speaker wants them to do it?"

      Then there should be a law against that. Because it's not the same thing as a one-off bad joke.

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    29. Re:Is English your third language? by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      "Murder is the intentional killing of someone. Intent is part of the crime."

      Wrong (You are correct, but about the wrong crime.) You are confusing the trial of the person who actually does the stoning with the trial of the person whose negligent behavior resulted in the other person doing the stoning. The person who incites the stoning need only act with gross negligence. The test is if a reasonable person could know that the consequences of his actions might likely result in another person carrying out the request.

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      Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
    30. Re:Is English your third language? by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      It's called a "tweet"... How seriously can you really take it?

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    31. Re:Is English your third language? by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      Seriously enough that he got arrested for it, and the news made it to Slashdot, where numerous people - including you - are spending their presumably valuable time debating the implications.

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      Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
    32. Re:Is English your third language? by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      Considering how many orders of magnitude more valuable time goes into debating the implications of Lindsay Lohan's dessert choice last night - I'm still gonna chaulk this one up to "everybody needs to chill out."

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      +1 Disagree
    33. Re:Is English your third language? by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1
      Rhetorical, as previously stated, means for dramatic effect. And your last sentence:

      A request that someone stone someone to death is not a rhetorical question.

      is flawed logic as it presupposes that this is an actual and serious request that someone stone her to death which is exactly what people are disagreeing with you is the case. Saying Y is true because X is true, isn't an argument against people saying that X isn't true. If you're trying to argue that his statement was a serious request for someone to stone her to death, you need to make a case for that.

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      Aide-toi, le Ciel t'aidera - Jeanne D'Arc.
    34. Re:Is English your third language? by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1

      Wrong (You are correct, but about the wrong crime.) You are confusing the trial of the person who actually does the stoning with the trial of the person whose negligent behavior resulted in the other person doing the stoning.

      No I'm not. You said that the incitement crime was similar to the crime of murder because intent didn't matter. I pointed out that this is wrong in both cases by referencing the actual laws.

      The test is if a reasonable person could know that the consequences of his actions might likely result in another person carrying out the request.

      Yasmin Alibhai-Brown herself said in her column in the Independent today, that she doesn't expect anyone to act on his comments. Nonetheless, depsite herself in print stating that she didn't think anyone would take his comment as a serious request, she nonetheless reported him to police for Incitement (technically 'Encouraging or Assisting Crime') because "she found it very offensive". Furthermore this is actually a bit of a red herring you've created because as I quoted earlier, intent is an intrinsic part of the law that he is being accused of: specifically "the inciter must intend others to engage in the behaviour constituting the offence". Unless you can show that he actually intended for someone to act on his twitter posts, (and I think he would be utterly horrified and shocked if someone if someone did, as we all would be), then he is not guilty of this crime.

      I think you're well-intentioned and I concede you tricked me into clicking on your homepage, ;), but I don't think you have taken the time to actually read the law in question or familiarise yourself with the context.

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    35. Re:Is English your third language? by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      "If you're trying to argue that his statement was a serious request for someone to stone her to death, you need to make a case for that."

      It doesn't matter what I think. The standard is: " could a reasonable purpose conclude it was a serious request.", to which the answer is, of course, yes.

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      Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
    36. Re:Is English your third language? by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1

      It doesn't matter what I think. The standard is: " could a reasonable purpose conclude it was a serious request.", to which the answer is, of course, yes.

      No, the law in question requires that the inciter intend someone to act on their statements. I've addressed this in response to your same comment further down. Even she herself has stated in her column that she doesn't think he was serious or think that anyone is going to act on his statement.

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    37. Re:Is English your third language? by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 1

      But that's total horseshit.

      Would you claim that your doctor had lost his right to advise you on your health, because he himself is an overweight alcoholic smoker? No. Because through his medical training, he still has an inherent understanding of the issues that is greater than yours.

      What she is actually claiming is akin to saying that because SOME doctors are smoking drinking fatties, that NO doctors are eligible to advise you about your health. This is another logical fallacy.

      Her assertion that all UK politicians are guilty of causing human rights abuses is actually MORE offensive than the "stoning" joke - because it's clear that she is very serious. I'd be enormously offended if someone accused me of a crime that I abhorred, with no grounds.

      <from her subsequent BBC News interview>
      "Do you think stoning women is ever a joke?"

      Someone should send her a copy of "Life of Brian". There are lots of stoning women in that.

    38. Re:Is English your third language? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, no. Only a completely deranged person would think a statement from a politician, on a public channel, talking about a method of killing that hasn't been done in the country since ages and hardly anyone he knows closer even would know how to do, if it was done would at least result in him losing any political standing, and without offering any reward is a serious request. Not to mention the age-old tradition of responding "how would you'd like to ... (be stoned)", which this is basically a variation of.
      Seriously.

    39. Re:Is English your third language? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law."

      As long as "the full extent of the law" is to require the speaker to live with the the guilt and shame of having said something which inadvertently led to someone's death, I agree with you.

      But what if he feels no shame or guilt? He can pretend that he feels that, but suppose he's secretly delighted that his "joke" produced the result he really wanted? I don't see how you can require someone legally to have certain emotions. Some real consequences to such "jokes" will deter others from doing the same, which might then save a life. Death threats are not to be taken lightly.

  34. Re:About The news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what was that medieval torture, the Press? where people would be slowly crushed by ever increasing weights?

    Use that, except instead of rocks, use printouts of their spam emails. It may take a while, but it would illustrate the point.

  35. At least he didn't tweet - by RevWaldo · · Score: 1

    Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

    .

  36. Flipped? by Ender_Wiggin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Pretend for a moment that a Muslim posted on Twitter that a UK politician should be stoned to death. Considering the attempted murder of a MP recently and the UK removing YouTube videos, I'm sure that they'd get arrested. I doubt slashdotters would stand up for him in the same manner as they're doing for this jerk.

    1. Re:Flipped? by Myopic · · Score: 1

      Probably not, considering most Slashdotters are smart enough to consider context.

      But, this politician still sounds like a jerk who make a joke which crosses the legal line, and should be mildly punished for it.

    2. Re:Flipped? by locallyunscene · · Score: 1

      You mean context is important when determining intent? Say it ain't so!

    3. Re:Flipped? by AGMW · · Score: 1

      Pretend for a moment that a Muslim posted on Twitter that a UK politician should be stoned to death. Considering the attempted murder of a MP recently and the UK removing YouTube videos, I'm sure that they'd get arrested. I doubt slashdotters would stand up for him in the same manner as they're doing for this jerk.

      That's where common sense is needed. I am 100% sure that the dumb politician wasn't actually calling for the annoying Alibhai-Brown to be stoned. It's just not what we do over here! We're more likely to advocate being hung drawn and quartered (though again, very rarely would any such suggestion be serious!). This was so obviously aimed squarely at Alibhai-Brown's unbelievable assertion that UK Politicians aren't allowed to comment on common Muslim punishment rituals that some initial investigation should very quickly come to the conclusion that there's nothing to see and we should all move on!

      Now given the history of Muslim encouragement to commit violence (the nutjob suggesting all MPs should be stabbed for example), I would expect such postings to be similarly investigated and a flag or two to be raised for a deeper inspection of the people involved.

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    4. Re:Flipped? by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      "But, this politician still sounds like a jerk who make a joke which crosses the legal line"

      Oh, right. The highly offensive text (not really) that he released on the internet should get him punished! Free speech? Nope! I'm offended by it, therefore it's bad!

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    5. Re:Flipped? by Myopic · · Score: 1

      It's interesting that you jump directly to the 'offense' canard when hurt feelings isn't at all what this story is about. The story is about the sliding scale of incitement to violence, and where different legal systems draw the line along that scale. Being offended is a different scale altogether, a scale where violence is not being suggested, and really has nothing to do with this story. How much incitement to violence does a legal system tolerate, given the tradition of free speech within that system? Consider that, then try posting something more thoughtful.

    6. Re:Flipped? by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      "Being offended is a different scale altogether, a scale where violence is not being suggested"

      Yes, but ultimately it boils down to whiny, indoctrinated idiots who want to punish people for speaking/writing mere words (strings of imaginary letters).

      "How much incitement to violence does a legal system tolerate, given the tradition of free speech within that system?"

      They should wait until something actually happens or until they are going to carry out what they said (note: this doesn't happen very often at all) before they do anything. 99% of the time these are just idle threats or jokes, anyway.

      "Consider that, then try posting something more thoughtful."

      Thoughtful in what sense? You may not have found what I previously said 'thoughtful', but I still disagree with what happened.

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    7. Re:Flipped? by Myopic · · Score: 1

      What kind of indoctrination? The doctrine of "assault is bad"? Do you think assault is either good or neutral? If so, what makes you think that? If not, why would you characterize a person as whiny for thinking assault is bad?

    8. Re:Flipped? by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      "Do you think assault is either good or neutral?"

      I think being able to speak freely is good.

      "If so, what makes you think that?"

      No one has actually been hurt. If words hurt them, then that is their own problem. In reality, merely saying words to someone can't hurt them (unless they let it hurt them).

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    9. Re:Flipped? by Myopic · · Score: 1

      Okay, but saying words to someone can be *ASSAULT*, which was my question. Is it your position that assault should not be a crime? that assault is not a problem? If so, that's fine, I can certainly sympathize with the idea that assault laws are problematic for free speech. If you are willing to say that you think assault should not be a crime, are you also willing to say that incitement should not be a crime? I mean, specifically where would you draw the line? For instance, if I hire a hit man to kill someone, should that be a crime? after all I haven't actually hurt anyone. What if the hit man worked for free? What if the hit man was part of the cult I run, and I told him to kill someone? Those situations are farther down the sliding scale of the situation in this news article, but they are far enough down the scale that there are plenty of opportunities for you to draw a line somewhere along the scale.

    10. Re:Flipped? by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      "Is it your position that assault should not be a crime?"

      Yes.

      "If you are willing to say that you think assault should not be a crime, are you also willing to say that incitement should not be a crime?"

      Yes.

      "I mean, specifically where would you draw the line?"

      All speech is fine.

      "For instance, if I hire a hit man to kill someone, should that be a crime?"

      Wait until something actually happens or they start going after the person before taking action. That's how it usually happens anyway.

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    11. Re:Flipped? by Myopic · · Score: 1

      Okay. Interesting. Thanks.

  37. Sid she say Jehovah??? by BatGnat · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now look, no one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle. Even...and I want to make this absolutely clear...even if they do say "Jehovah".

    1. Re:Sid she say Jehovah??? by zhilla2 · · Score: 1

      Being stoned to death as a result of a killing joke. Add some very spoiled food and you have a proper Monty Phyton way to die.

  38. Re:About The news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    God, no! Have you SMELLED burnt spam?

  39. Re:About The news by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

    My goodness! I can't believe you would seriously stone someone just for spamming. People like you should be shot.

    Perhaps you should stone him with a shot of heroin or something.

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    Ezekiel 23:20
  40. Thought Crime? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Theres a whole host of people id like to see dead. The presidents of a few countries (us included)
    Random police officers in my local community and some douches i went to school with.
    Anyone up for the challenge?

  41. Yes by fantomas · · Score: 1

    Yes. But the confusion between the words "England" and "Britain" seems to be common enough in the USA that it's worth pointing out the difference to trolls in the vain hope we might educate a few.

    I know, I bit, my fail....

    Funniest thing I saw was when I lived in Edinburgh and some touring hip hop acts did a gig, third act or so in came on stage to a warmed up audience and she shouted out "hey it's great to be here in England"... the whole place went silent and nobody said a thing through her whole act, she left to silence and folded arms totally puzzled. Lucky she didn't do that in Glasgow...

  42. Re:This was not a deaththreat from a politician ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Muslims believe god speaks through the paedophile rapist mohamed

    Well, I guess if anyone deserves to be raped by mohamed, it's pedophiles.

  43. Re:This was not a deaththreat from a politician ?? by ForMeToPoopOn · · Score: 1

    How can people vote the above comment as "insightful"? You've got to be joking!...

  44. a rant, not a story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The placing of the word 'joke' in inverted commas in this 'story' shows that it is no story, but the ranting of one who couldn't detect a joke if it struck him on the forehead. Or maybe we should give him the benefit of the doubt and assume that he is not aware of what inverted commas signify.

    1. Re:a rant, not a story by fishexe · · Score: 1

      The placing of the word 'joke' in inverted commas in this 'story' shows that it is no story, but the ranting of one who couldn't detect a joke if it struck him on the forehead. Or maybe we should give him the benefit of the doubt and assume that he is not aware of what inverted commas signify.

      WTF are 'inverted commas'?

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  45. Re:This was not a deaththreat from a politician ?? by CraftyJack · · Score: 1

    It is applicable as an example of a general statement of displeasure being taken as a request for action. A rather well-known one. In England.

    How you went from Henry II and Thomas Becket to the yammering weirdness above is beyond my ken.

  46. Re:This was not a deaththreat from a politician ?? by unity100 · · Score: 1

    because it is insightful.

  47. Re:This was not a deaththreat from a politician ?? by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 0, Troll

    Jeuj another lie to excuse islam. I wonder, do you do the same for nazism ? Or socialism ? Or any other genocidal ideology ?

    Even if this were true, does it somehow excuse islam's slavery practices ? It's genocides ? It's massive numbers of dead bodies, even today ? Does it excuse 9/11 ? Does it excuse ANYTHING ? Yes muslims are not, strictly speaking, the only moral abominations on the planet. That does not excuse their moral abominations in ANY way.

    And Jesus did not, when ordered by a judge, and threatened by a mob of angry idiots, stone a woman. He also forbade anyone else from doing it. Is that somehow not clear enough for you ? Or are you simply lying ? Yes, Jesus still considers adultery a crime. Good thing, too, as it is a most grievous breach of trust.

  48. The conflation of speech and action by countertrolling · · Score: 1

    shall continue indefinitely... It's a shame people can't tell the difference between such distinct and separate things.

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  49. Apologized? by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Apologized? What did he apologize for? Even if he meant it, whatever happened to freedom of speech? Forget it. I already know the answer. The corrupt governments of the world are abolishing it and/or never implementing it in the first place.

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  50. Re:About The news by Cederic · · Score: 1

    Hmm. Just feed fanfold paper into the printer and position it so the output lands on top of them? Ingenious.

  51. -1 not funny,disagree, stone this guy to death by NemoinSpace · · Score: 1

    could make a catchy mod option!
    i for one would welcome our new rock bearing overlords.

  52. Epic Fail by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "No they wouldn't. Look at members of the KKK who routinely say blacks should be lynched, but they never get arrested for it, even after the act happens."

    The statement of an opinion: "Blacks should be lynched" is protected by the first amendment. The request "would someone please lynch [name of black person]" is not a statement, and is not protected by the First Amendment.

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    1. Re:Epic Fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      would someone please lynch jesse jackson?

  53. Re:About The news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just a personal preference, but I'd rather you spam stoners to death.

  54. I think the real crime here by fishexe · · Score: 1

    ...is that he used the word "shan't". In the 21st Century.

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    "I don't care about the Constitution!" --Bill O'Reilly, November 17, 2009
  55. we pay for this policing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we are paying for people to monitor our speech to make sure we don't commit a "speech crime"?

    Are there no real crimes for these law officers to pursue, crimes with actual victims?

    Let people say what they want. If that speech causes a crime to be inflicted on a victim, then punish the parties involved.

     

  56. I think there's a lesson in here somewhere... by fishexe · · Score: 1

    I think there's a lesson in here somewhere...oh! Here it is! "Don't threaten to kill people or request others to do so in writing, in public!" I think I'll abide by that one for the rest of my days. Actually, I think I already was, because it's, oh, I don't know, common sense? I mean, what did these people think was going to happen?

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    1. Re:I think there's a lesson in here somewhere... by EmperorOuk · · Score: 0

      The entire issue at hand is whether he could be said to have threatened to kill people or request others to do it. Your statement assumes your side's argument is correct from the start, and there's a specific term for that kind of silliness, known as "begging the question". From whatever side of the debate you look at it, you've just written a really dumb opinion.

  57. In Soviet Russia... by fishexe · · Score: 1

    Amnesty International leaves out You!

    (Sadly, probably true)

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    "I don't care about the Constitution!" --Bill O'Reilly, November 17, 2009
  58. Reminds me of V by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember Remember the 11th of November, Gun powder treason and plot.

  59. Re:This was not a deaththreat from a politician ?? by ooshna · · Score: 1

    That is so right I mean come on its not like Catholics would ever believe that God speaks through a child rapist. Unless they go to church of course. But at least they could never use the bible to start any sort of crusade right.... umm never mind. But we all know that women are treated as equals in the church I mean look at all the... female...priests....around. Ok ok well at least the pope isn't a nazi... shit I'm bad at this I'm just going to go to bed.

  60. Parent couldn't be more wrong by Xest · · Score: 2, Informative

    Are you fucking kidding?

    There's a hell of a lot wrong with this country but that's not one of the problems. The UK has been one of the most active in the world in dealing with the problem of arranged marriages, and other abuse. We've been pouring a fortune into it with a number of high profile convictions, as well as countless other cases of assisting people in getting out of those kind of situations. Our country even intervenes politically and legally as far as it can in situations where people have been taken to other countries, such as Pakistan to be married on.

    Perhaps the reason you hear about the UK in this context is precisely because we're one of the few countries in the world that does deal with the problem rather than sweep it under the carpet. We even have specific precedent whereby if someone has been pushed into an arrange marriage they can have it anulled specifically on that basis without having to worry about the usual divorce proceedings-

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/teenager-wins-battle-to-annul-arranged-marriage-658001.html

    If you were looking for a reason to slag off the UK, this wasn't it. Pick one of the thousands of other reasons, like, I don't know, perhaps the fact people are being arrested merely for saying something on Twitter as in TFA?

    1. Re:Parent couldn't be more wrong by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      No, they sweep it under the rugs. Police don't file charges, or when they do the crown doesn't want to prosecute. The only thing the UK has taken a semi-standard stand on is kidnap marriages. Maybe you can ask the girl who was lit on fire for back talk in London, and how the police turned a blind eye by not doing evidence collection, and the crown refused to prosecute, because it would incite the muslim population, is doing.

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  61. They have to jail him by Builder · · Score: 1

    If he does not receive a criminal conviction for this, it will be further proof that there is one law for them and one for the rest of us here.

    If you can get a criminal conviction for making a frustrated joke about an airport, then you should get the same for asking someone to be stoned to death.

  62. Suggestion: typo convention by codeButcher · · Score: 1

    What if everybody that was about to make a comment that could in any conceivable way be taken to be against the law, just prefaced it with "Joke:" ?

    Of course, if this would ever take hold, it would be the best ironic comment on the way that the legal system has gone.

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  63. Re:About The news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Stoning is far too good for spammers. They should be burned at the stake.

    For consuming a few minutes of your day because you were careless with your e-mail address?

    What about drivers that stop in the bus lane and delay my journey to work? What punishment for them would you suggest? Forty people on a bus, five minutes delay - that's a lot of lost productivity.

  64. Re:This was not a deaththreat from a politician ?? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    socialism ? Or any other genocidal ideology ?

    Socialism is not a genocidal ideology, you unutterable arse.

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  65. Re:This was not a deaththreat from a politician ?? by nyctopterus · · Score: 1

    I know this is stupid nitpicking, but you shouldn't put a space before question marks (or, indeed any end punctuation). It reads like: sentence *pause* (that was a question!).

  66. Re:This was not a deaththreat from a politician ?? by Kuroji · · Score: 1

    Bad news, sparky, turns out that this is 2010 and Catholics don't think that God speaks directly through anyone, the last time he did was about two millennia ago, and last time there was a holy war it wasn't just them doing it. But you're right about female priests, I mean, that's why we see female priests in who aren't restricted to just one other Christian sect as well as all those female leaders in Islamic and Jewish faith, with women being treated so well by Muslims in general, right?

    You're right, though, it's definitely time for bed when you start to self-Godwin.

  67. What Yasmin Alibhai-Brown originally said by tehcyder · · Score: 2, Informative

    Was that, since the Iraq war and allegations of torture by British troops, she did not think British politicians were qualified to criticise human rights abuses in China. Anyone who reads this as approval of the stoning of women in Iran is a fucking idiot.

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  68. Re:This was not a deaththreat from a politician ?? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

    You make a good point about Islam and Mohammed in particular. Jesus was basically a good guy, an agitator for sure but he mostly behaved morally. Mohammed on the other hand was a paedophile, a slave owner, a warmonger and a polygamist. His claim that the Koran is the literal word of god causes problems too because it makes it harder to criticise or revise, unlike the Bible which is written by people and thus much more open to interpretation and modernisation.

    Christianity has done some horrendous stuff in its time but Jesus does at least set out a mostly moral way of living. Most of the crap about not using contraception is from later additions by saints and is ambiguous anyway. The Koran says murder infidels and that is the word of god himself.

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  69. Re:About The news by plumby · · Score: 1

    I hope you're not British, otherwise you may be getting a knock on the door pretty soon...

  70. Re:This was not a deaththreat from a politician ?? by Disfnord · · Score: 1

    Yeah, it gives me insight into just how many frightened children there are on slashdot. "There are brown people in the world, hold me mommy!"

  71. Re:This was not a deaththreat from a politician ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This wasn't a politician threatening someone with death, this was a politician joking.

    And yet, that's EXACTLY the thing: King Henry II and Thomas Becket were good friends. Henry didn't intend for anyone to actually go kill Becket.

    The only difference is that these days nobody swears their loyalty and their sword to a politician's honor anymore.

    All I'm saying is that if you "joke" about killing someone, and that someone suddenly turns up dead, you'd better have your yellow pages out and turned to the L section because you only get one call from the slammer, and you'll want to make it count.

  72. Mass reply to all those claiming it's clever by fishexe · · Score: 1

    This is in mass reply to all those people saying "She said we can't criticize stoning! Therefore he's playing a clever joke!" This is simply not true. She said Politicians who voted for the Iraq war have no moral authority to criticize stoning by other countries. She specifically said that human rights organizations as well as politicians who opposed the war and private citizens can and should criticize stoning in the Muslim world. Check out this starting around 53 minutes to see what she really said.

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  73. lousy analogy by tverbeek · · Score: 1

    Actually killing someone with your own hands and with obvious intent to kill, is a completely different scenario than joking about killing someone that someone else follows up on and does.

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  74. Re:About The news by Anarimus · · Score: 1

    Can someone please stone torrent leechers to death? I shan't tell Amnesty if you don't. It would be a blessing, really.

  75. Re:This was not a deaththreat from a politician ?? by IICV · · Score: 1

    You know what the Christian Bible says about slavery, right? It is in no way prohibited; indeed, moral, God-fearing Christians have been slave owners, with the full support of the Bible and their pastors behind them.

    All religions hail from times when that sort of thing was appropriate; don't single out the Muslims simply because they actually follow their holy book's teachings, instead of conveniently forgetting about the nastier bits.

    At least they're not hypocritical in their faith.

  76. Re:This was not a deaththreat from a politician ?? by Bobb+Sledd · · Score: 1

    Hm. Thank you for educating me. I wasn't aware Stalin wasn't genocidal.

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  77. Re:This was not a deaththreat from a politician ?? by ooshna · · Score: 1

    Your right its 2010 and the pope still says you must never use a condom under any circumstances even if your a poor African whose husband is HIV+. Still teaching that god put us directly on the planet the way we are and that evolution is 100% false. Also it doesn't matter if they weren't the only ones in the holy war. They were still in it murdering and raping in the name of the Holy Mother Church. 2 wrongs don't make a right. Just like the treatment of women in Muslim culture has nothing to do with the treatment of women in Christianity. You can't damn the horrid nature of one religion without manning up to the horrors of your own. So like you said "Can we please stop the hypocrisy ?"

  78. Re:This was not a deaththreat from a politician ?? by ooshna · · Score: 1

    change last line to like OeLeWaPpErKe said "Can we please stop the hypocrisy ?"

  79. Re:About The news by amiga3D · · Score: 1

    Why does the bus have to stop? They should mount huge bumpers like trains have on them and they just keep going. Problem solved!

    It'll be like you ran over a beer can in your car.

  80. Re:This was not a deaththreat from a politician ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Likening the above post to "There are brown people in the world, hold me mommy!" is akin to likening "There are blonde people in the world, hold me mommy!" with "The Third Reich is coming to kill everyone they deem unworthy."

    Not every blonde is a Nazi, and not every "brown person" is a muslim intent on killing all non-muslims. Heck, not even all muslims are intent on killing all non-muslims, but there seems to be an inordinately large amount compared to the general population.

    Those who directly follow the mentioned teachings of Mohamed are the problem. That has nothing to do with skin colour. You're the one that brought skin colour into it, so you're obviously the racist one.

  81. Re:This was not a deaththreat from a politician ?? by Svartalf · · Score: 1

    You can drop the "polygamist" part... While I'm not for the practice myself, it should be noted that the practice back then was for multiple wives if you could afford to support all of them properly- and the Song of Solomon allegedly refers to the courtship of one of those wives in HIS harem. You can't hang that hat on anyone back then for our current practices because it wasn't wrong back then.

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  82. Re:This was not a deaththreat from a politician ?? by arivanov · · Score: 1

    Stalin's ideology is as far from Socialism as anything can be.

    It is a classic form of theocratic ideology with the supreme ruler equated to god - omnipotent and omniscient. Just read on "Cult of the personality" and give some thought to the word Cult.

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  83. Re:This was not a deaththreat from a politician ?? by Serious+Callers+Only · · Score: 1

    Mohammed on the other hand was a paedophile, a slave owner, a warmonger and a polygamist.

    By that definition of paedophile (married young girls), most men in that time were paedophiles, same goes for slave owner, warmonger, and polygamist - these were all accepted practices at the time, and not ones which Jesus specifically condemned, indeed in many parts of the Bible these practices are encouraged or at least condoned - see for example Colossians 3:22 for slavery. Your attempt to slander Muhammad for them is simply sophistry which attempts to compare modern mores with those of 1500 years ago. If you slander Muhammad in such a way, you should slander Jesus equally for condoning many acts of barbarity in the Old Testament (which he believed in literally).

    The Koran says murder infidels and that is the word of god himself.

    Are you really so ignorant of the contents of the Bible and the way it has been interpreted in the recent past (as the literal word of God)? Here's an excerpt from the Christian Bible which gives the lie to your attempt to slander Islam:

    Deuteronomy 20:16
    But of the cities of these people, which the LORD thy God doth give thee for an inheritance, thou shalt save alive nothing that breatheth: But thou shalt utterly destroy them; namely, the Hittites, and the Amorites, the Canaanites, and the Perizzites, the Hivites, and the Jebusites; as the LORD thy God hath commanded thee...

    The Bible advocates death to infidels, regardless of their age - even death to their animals - no living thing should be left alive in the cities of your enemy, according to the God of Deuteronomy.

    I agree that Jesus was, it appears, a strongly moral man, and a very interesting thinker, though he should not be considered outside the social context and beliefs of his time, nor should one statement of his be taken out of context. The same could be said of Muhammad. Mainstream Islam is just as peace-loving as mainstream Christianity, and perhaps more forgiving of other faiths (Jesus is after all considered a prophet), and fundamentalists of both faiths are just as extreme, literal, and in my view, evil in their intolerance of others.

  84. Re:This was not a deaththreat from a politician ?? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

    Okay, firstly I think you missed the point. Jesus, while not directly opposing many of the practices of the day that we no longer consider morally acceptable did at least not engage in them himself. He lead by example, and his example was mostly good. In fact it is better than many modern Christians in some ways, especially with regard to same-sex relationships.

    The fact that what Mohammed did was somewhat normal at the time does not excuse it IMHO. He also went a lot further than many men of the time, and further than the Koran allows. For example Muslims generally regard 4 as the maximum number of wives a man should have, yet Mohammed had over 30. He even stole them away from his own sons.

    Even his commandments, allegedly the word of god but clearly of his own fabrication, are far inferior to what Jesus taught.

    Your point about the Bible is a fair one though. At least the New Testament is there to balance it out though. I don't know how Christians resolve the two entirely different personalities god seems to have - a vengeful, jealous, petty, spiteful and genocidal asshat of the old and the loving and caring but unwilling to intervene of the new testament.

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  85. Re:This was not a deaththreat from a politician ?? by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Okay, so "socialism is genocidal" is technically incorrect. Every socialist in power has, of course, comitted genocide. So you know, "socialism isn't genocidal", that's right up there with "the holocaust is not part of nazism".

    Strictly speaking, both statements are accurate.

  86. Re:This was not a deaththreat from a politician ?? by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The fact that you have to lie to get even this small smear going, speaks volumes.

    Christians are forbidden to own slaves. Kidnapping free people into slavery, like the paeophile mohamed did, that's not just "forbidden", that's punishable by death in canon law (which is why e.g. the slaves of america were kidnapped by muslims (ottomans specifically), then sold to protestant christians. Executing slaves for fun, again an islamic practice is murder and will get you incarcerated for life or executed even today.

    And rightly so.

  87. Re:This was not a deaththreat from a politician ?? by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

    The fact that what Mohammed did was somewhat normal at the time does not excuse it IMHO.

    And needless to say, it does not change the obvious fact that his followers in the present day are moral abominations.

  88. Re:This was not a deaththreat from a politician ?? by IICV · · Score: 1

    Really? Pray tell, where in the Bible are Christians forbidden to own slaves? Because as far as I can tell, slavery isn't dealt with at length in the New Testament. Indeed, as that page points out, Paul even returns a slave to his master, despite the fact that that's apparently forbidden in the Old Testament. Further, the whole thing is generally relatively positive about the subject of slavery, with Jesus apparently even enjoining slaves to follow their masters the same way they follow God, which is what I meant about "the full support of the Bible and their pastors".

    Of course, despite forbidding the return of runaway slaves in one section, another part of the Bible says that it's totally okay to have them (I guess you just can't go after runaways?) as long as they're not Israelites; Leviticus 25:39 - 55 lays this out. Israelis are not allowed to become slaves, but anyone else? They're totally fair game (Lev 25:44). Of course, bringing up Leviticus is kind of cheating, because it's just chock full of bullshit; even Christians only use parts of it to support their arguments, they don't pay attention to the mixed fibers or shellfish provisions.

    So let's look at Exodus, shall we? There, God apparently amended the whole "Israelis aren't allowed to be slaves" thing; now, they can be enslaved, but only for seven years. Of course, if your master decides to keep your wife and children hostage, they can force you to become a slave permanently (Exodus 21:2-6) - and female slaves don't have the whole "seven year escape clause" thing going for them (Exodus 21:7). Clearly, this means that slaves are A-OK in the OT, and even (effectively) hostage holding. Did anything change in the NT? Well, I think that's your side of the argument, isn't it?

    But that's all Exodus and Leviticus and the Old Testament and shit - none of that matters to Christians, right? It was all just silly Jewish antics; Jesus changed everything, right? So clearly, Christians throughout history have refrained from owning slaves, right? Well no, not really; indeed, in the 14th century, Pope Nicholas V issued a papal bull legitimizing the slave trade in West Africa - he said basically "Okay Portugal (which incidentally was and is a Christian nation), you can go a conquerin' in West Africa, and anyone you defeat is slaves forever".

    Would a Christian - and not just any Christian, but the pope himself - have said something like that if you couldn't make a good case for Christians being allowed to own slaves?

    But please, feel free to make your case that Christians are forbidden to own slaves - make sure you cite your sources, though. I'm sorry I didn't do that in the first place.

  89. Re:This was not a deaththreat from a politician ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're a poor African whose husband is HIV positive, you were probably raped by the idiot, who was hoping that fucking a virgin would cure it.

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  91. Re:This was not a deaththreat from a politician ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's the first reference I can find. You may be technically correct that it doesn't oppose slavery as such, but it does outlaw treating slaves differently from free people.

    The first epistle of Peter.

    (so e.g. what the paedophile prophet did, raping slaves, or killing slaves, is not allowed)

    The treatment that a Christian should give their slaves is equally obviously anti-slavery : manumission (ie. they should be set free, not just in practice, but they should be registered as free men and women so that the law can no longer come after them (in Roman times, if you were registered as a free man, the only way to become a slave again was to sell yourself, which, incidentally, was not as stupid an act as you might think, if unregistered at all, you could be kidnapped into slavery))

    In short Christianity simply upholds 2 principles :
    1) slaves should be free, and if that's not possible, they should be treated as if they were free. Any act against a slave will be judged by God and Jesus as if it was comitted against a free man
    2) separation of church and state (so, if possible, a Christian should respect the law, even use the law itself to help himself and others respect the first testament)

    Okay, Christianity does NOT advocate storming and destroying any slavery-supporting state. If that is your standard of anti-slavery then you're right.

    It seems to me Christianity is just about as pro- and anti-slavery as current US law is.

    How this compares to islam, when sharia :
    1) allows the kidnapping of free people into slavery
    2) allows raping slaves
    3) allows owners to kill slaves, even in the most ridiculously cruel ways (muslims killed slaves by letting them die of thirst or hunger FOR FUN, during several periods of muslim history (and are doing this *TODAY* in at least sudan and mauretania according to hrw). Muslims threathened slaves by exterminating part of their families, ...)
    4) denies *all* rights to slaves (including the right to life, or any form of legal help)

    The sad truth is that slavery in the early roman empire was more-or-less similar to an employment contract. It's muslims (ottomans, specifically) that gave slavery it's bad name, and that created the massive draining of black slaves in Africa (a little stated fact is exactly WHO the dutch bought their slaves from, and who kidnapped them in the African inland).

  92. Re:This was not a deaththreat from a politician ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's the first reference I can find. You may be technically correct that it doesn't oppose slavery as such, but it does outlaw treating slaves differently from free people.

    That's a far, sad cry from the initial claim of "Christians are forbidden to own slaves". Also, you'll have to do better than citing the entirety of the First Epistle of Peter - how about some actual citations of passages, like in the grandparent post?

    Okay, Christianity does NOT advocate storming and destroying any slavery-supporting state. If that is your standard of anti-slavery then you're right.

    It seems to me Christianity is just about as pro- and anti-slavery as current US law is.

    I would like to direct your attention to the thirteenth amendment of the Constitution of the United States:

    Section 1. Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.

    Section 2. Congress shall have power to enforce this article by appropriate legislation.

    Unless I am greatly mistaken, the thirteenth amendment still counts as "current US law". In order for your statement that Christianity is "just as" anti-slavery as current US law to be true, you would have to present something from the Bible (or some other authoritative source of Christian morality) that is as clear about the whole "No slaves guys, seriously now" thing as that.