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  1. Re:Does this mean all the Chinese cars are going t on Former Employee Stole Ford Secrets Worth $50 Million · · Score: 1

    My current car is a ford - a mondeo - and I'm perfectly happy with it, power-wise and l/100km-wise as well. My next car will also be a mondeo (if we get them in SA again).

  2. Re:The correct answer when his friends ask on Sciencey Heroes For Young Children? · · Score: 1

    You may be correct. My kid is, after all only 4-ish, so when he tells other kids that his daddy is the best daddy in the world, no one actually tries to harm him. Will see how it goes when he's 8 :-)

  3. The correct answer when his friends ask on Sciencey Heroes For Young Children? · · Score: 1
    there is only one answer

    "My dad"

  4. Re:anonymous coward on Shadow Scholar Details Student Cheating · · Score: 4, Funny

    don't be so smug, engineering-assholes, a little humanities would go a long way toward civilizing you.

    Yeah, then they would be ... like .. civil engineers :-)

  5. Re:Just you wait... on Large Hadron Collider (LHC) Generates a 'Mini-Big Bang' · · Score: 1

    Who?

  6. Anyone remember reading on Researchers Race To Recover Radioactive Rabbits · · Score: 1

    Thunder Bunny?

  7. Re:metaprogramming FTW! on Land of Lisp · · Score: 1

    !this.

    I'm working on a java project now. It will run on a jvm, that will run on a virtualised system, that will run on a cluster. The levels of indirection between actual code and hardware is mind-boggling, and I don't even get the abstraction of common lisp.

    This "simplistic language" project needs maven to pull in the libraries (hence no reproducability or repeatability), for a framework (that does message passing) that runs in a framework (that does network and protocol comms), that runs on the jvm, that runs on the virtualised machine, that runs on the cluster. The application uses XML for it's run-time configuration (because that's how the framework and the other framework is configured), and numerous pom.xml files to build (because the frameworks use it).

    A simple message-passing system that does nothing but run hooks for the various types of messages it may receive has had me scratching my head for the last week, as *something* has changed (not the code, thank god for svn) in all of this that has introduced a bug.

    Fuck it - gimme lisp any day of the week - these simplistic languages need a hairy amount of complexity from the programmers end to simply work properly.

  8. Re:"Alice" one of the best learning languages toda on Land of Lisp · · Score: 1

    This is very interesting, I wish I had modpoints :-(

  9. Re:Where is the fun? on Are Games Getting Easier? · · Score: 1

    and further proof that anyone with a UID over a million should be treated with suspicion

    Excuse me, please don't regard me with suspicion because of my high slashdot ID, rather, regard me with suspicion because I' m posting from Africa, the home of the 419 scam :-)

  10. hardwired much? on Chatbot Suzette Wins 20th Annual Loebner Prize, Fools One Judge · · Score: 1


    goose - :-)
    [ Af:-3 At:-8 Sp:0] The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
    goose - :-(
    [ Af:-3 At:-8 Sp:0] The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
    goose - :-)
    [ Af:-3 At:-8 Sp:0] The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
    goose - :->
    [ Af:-3 At:-8 Sp:0] If there are five apples, and you take away three, how many do you have?
    goose - :-/
    [ Af:-3 At:-8 Sp:0] The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
    goose - ;-)
    [ Af:-3 At:-8 Sp:0] If there are five apples, and you take away three, how many do you have?

  11. Re:stupidity on Researchers Find 70-Year-Olds Are Getting Smarter · · Score: 1

    You can have intelligence in the lack of knowledge, GIGO notwithstanding. Given a set of premises, and taking a logical decision on those premises does not in any make it a bad decision if one of those premises are wrong. The garbage that comes out is at least correct garbage.

  12. Re:Maybe for a home run... on Rounding the Bases Faster, With Math · · Score: 1

    Baseball has been played for 150 or so years,and has been studied to death by both the finest minds in sports and some of the best athletes, in real life.

    The finest minds in sports and some of the best athletes in real-life probably would have trouble thinking their way out of a paper bag.

  13. Cue old joke on Digital Dashboard Device Detects Driver Drowsiness · · Score: 1

    I'd rather die quietly in my sleep, like my grandfather, than screaming in fear, like the people in his car

  14. Re:Maybe, but that's not what those studies say on Study Finds Most Would Become Supervillians If Given Powers · · Score: 1

    "Well, I could attack and kill evil people in far off lands. Heroine dealers, warlords, terrorists, etc."

    So, how much does one heroine go for anyway? ;-)

  15. Re:Lack of support on Should Sony Team With Google On a PlayStation Phone? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    At most you only need to rewrite the graphics and maybe some game logic,

    Wait, what? If you're rewriting the graphics and the game logic, you're still rewriting the game in the large, no?

    I mean, what else is there? Sound, input perhaps. Not much else other than artwork (which would not be rewritten even in the case of a rewrite)

  16. Re:Decent competitor? on GM Criticized Over Chevy Volt's Hybrid Similarities · · Score: 1

    If anyone were serious about economy they'd be buying cars with small displacements and ideally running on diesel

    You can't have both. Diesel engines below roughly 1.8l tend to be very inefficient. 2.0l - 2.2l seems a sweet spot.

  17. Re:A hammer has three parts on GM Criticized Over Chevy Volt's Hybrid Similarities · · Score: 1

    Parent means that the hammer was a part of something bigger. That's what my reading comprehension got out of it anyway.

  18. Re:how about out of business? on Where Does Dell Go After Losing 3Par? · · Score: 1

    I backed over my corporate Dell latitude d830, and after replacing a cracked screen and the hdd, it works perfectly. Granted, it was in a decent carry case (which in turn was well-cushioned with several printouts of legal writs), but I am very very impressed by their corporate stuff thus far.

    OTOH, their inspiron crap goes wonky if you even look at it funny. Hard to believe that the same company produced both laptops.

  19. Re:There are starving kids in china on Familial DNA Testing Nabs Alleged Serial Killer · · Score: 1

    Before long we're going to need complete isolation suits before we can commit a crime.

    Personally, I'm not committing any crimes until I can remote-pilot a bot from very far away. And afterward, make sure the bot is torn into pieces, and throw every piece into a fire.

    Will there be cake?

  20. Re:I find this entire story to be a load of shit on Russian Spy Ring Needed Some Serious IT Help · · Score: 1

    There is more reason to spy on your friends than your enemies.

  21. Re:Children? on Women Dropping Out of IT · · Score: 1

    If you can make employees with children less of a liaibility than those without, then the whole problem goes away. Unfortunately, this isn't easy - employees with children will bring, on average, less value than similar employees without children.

    We (those with children) deal with it.

  22. Re:No different from the "legit" studios on For-Profit, Illegal Movie Download Sites Threaten MPAA · · Score: 1

    Ah, the famous "glenn-beck" argument. Very convincing indeed.

  23. More like ... on J. P. Barlow — Internet Has Broken the Political System · · Score: 1

    "Your political system has broken my internets"

    (Well, wait a few years and see)

  24. Re:this book can't be a complete set on How To Get Rejected From the App Store · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    What exactly were you expecting? They aren't democratic about this, and they have never pretended to be - whining about their policy now is foolish, you should have rather just developed for a different platform.

    I suppose it's too much to ask if you learned your lesson - for all I know you're busy working on another iApp instead of just competing on an even playing field on a different mobile platform.

  25. Re:Obvious abuse of power on Police Officers Seek Right Not To Be Recorded · · Score: 1

    If the prosecutor is using the tape as evidence of the crime the defense attorney has full access to a copy of the tape before the trial.

    Which is precisely why those tapes never see the light of day - the prosecutor knows full well that bringing in actual evidence might exonerate the accused while implicating the arresting officer. Having the suspect already have a partial video forces the prosecutor to bring in the entire tape - a good thing