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  1. Re:Sooo.... on Google's Ban of an Anti-MoveOn.org Ad · · Score: 1

    I am a lawyer, but this is not legal advice.

    In fact, years ago when they were first starting to use the term, MS made it clear that the trademark was for "Microsoft Windows" rather than "Windows"--and for good reason. The word "windows" was already in wide-spread use for regions of a computer screen--including on the Apple ][ . . . (There were four addresses [12-15?] into which the boundaries of the active window were poked; text scrolled only in that window).

    hawk

  2. Re:I'm Depressed on Meet the 5-Watt, Tiny, fit–PC · · Score: 1

    >I'm now in the process of trying to talk my wife into letting me upgrade.

    The wife, or the upgrade?

    hawk, whistling innocently

  3. nethack on A Case for Video Game Remakes · · Score: 1

    Nethack, of course!

    oh, wait . . .

    hawk

  4. Re:Obligatory Family Guy Quote on US Faces $100 Billion Fine For Web Gambling Ban · · Score: 1

    OK. Here's four bucks. Send us the change when you've figured it out . . . :)

    hawk

  5. Re:Who wants to bet? on US Faces $100 Billion Fine For Web Gambling Ban · · Score: 1

    And although there is no law against counting cards, casinos can and will ask you to leave if they believe you are counting. More often than not, they don't. In fact, if they find you counting, you may actually be more likely to be comped than evicted.

    When they believe someone is counting, the first thing they do is evaluate the method. More often than not, it's a doomed method, and they're happy to leave you in your ignorant bliss, and may even comp you to keep you going . . .

    Kind of like what we say to people who come with a "system."

    hawk

    P.S. We tell them, "Welcome."
  6. Re:Still many unanswered questions ... on Rob Malda Answers Your Questions · · Score: 1

    Neither. He's Aunt Jemimah's love child (and a bit slow). . .

    hawk

  7. Re:Thanks, Taco! on Rob Malda Answers Your Questions · · Score: 1

    I guess that would make him Lt. Burrito?

    hawk

  8. Only an estimate. on Ohio Official Docked Vacation Time For Stolen Tape · · Score: 1

    They *estimate* a week. It's really until he writes out all of the compromised numbers longhand.

    A nun has been recalled from retirement to stand over him with a ruler and make sure he writes them *neatly*. :)

    hawk

  9. Re:obsolete? on Alienware Puts 64GB Solid-State Drives In Desktops · · Score: 1

    Believe it or not, we used to do just fine with 24-64*K* of main memory and a pair of 100k floppy drives . . . the changes in productivity with today's machines are merely incremental for most purposes.

    hawk

  10. Re:What about the voting machines? on Hacking the Presidential Election · · Score: 1

    >Why do you state that the exit polls were wrong? Organizations have been doing them for quite literally, decades.

    Indeed. That's how we found out that President Dewey beat Truman . . .

    hawk

  11. Re:It doesn't even require the Internet on Hacking the Presidential Election · · Score: 1

    Several years ago, "Sister Boom-Boom," a transvestite "nun" in San Francisco, tried to be listed as "Nun of the Above" on the municipal ballots . . .

    hawk

  12. Re:Power to the bands on Yahoo Exec Says "Enough DRM" · · Score: 1

    >why, for example, do record companies withhold a certain percentage of download sales as "breakage"...

    downloads on windows machines, of course!

    hawk

  13. Re:Does it run as a daemon? on Researchers Aim To "Read Minds" of PC Users · · Score: 1

    But this would help! If the windows job does its job well enough, it will (several times a week) load itself entirely to ram and then delete windows from the disk (probably while pumping Ride of the Valkyrie out the speakers at high volume)

    haw

  14. Nah, it's just a scheduling thing on 2007 Physics Nobel Prize For Giant Magnetoresistance · · Score: 1

    Don't believe that; it's really about scheduling on the hard drive.

    It's an algorithm to deal with competing requests. The german portion of the algorithm attempts to write everywhere immediately, while the french portion hides behind a bad sector and then surrenders . . . :)

    hawk

  15. Re:It's a generational thing. on Defending Games For Adults on National Television · · Score: 1

    I'm a ghost! Pacman devoured my entire family, you insensitive clod! :)

    hawk

  16. Re:But then ... on Countering the Arguments Against Unbundling Windows · · Score: 1

    But those clones weren't what apple sued out of existence. Those relied on taking ROM from an Apple Macintosh, pulling them, and putting them into the clones.

    There were also adapters to do this with the Amiga and/or Atari (I forget which, that was, err, a couple of years ago).

    hawk

  17. Re:Author of TFA is showing his nerd credentials. on Countering the Arguments Against Unbundling Windows · · Score: 1

    >I once earnestly wished for Microsoft to eat IBM's lunch; I won't make that mistake again.

    And I thought I was the only one who could remember when MS was the white knight that was going to save us from the evil IBM . . .

    hawk

  18. Re:I actually disagree wth one of hte article's ma on Countering the Arguments Against Unbundling Windows · · Score: 1

    Only on a new-fangled terminal . . . :)

    hawk

  19. Re:But then ... on Countering the Arguments Against Unbundling Windows · · Score: 1

    You're mixing separate events. The Apple II cloners were sued out of existence (well, sort of. Didn't Franklin continue as a pc clone maker for a while?). They built their machines from the Apple reference manuals (not hard to do at all) and copied the II's ROMs.

    The mac cloners were licensed, but disappeared when apple wanted to increase the royalties to cover the cloners' share of R&D costs.

    hawk

  20. But do you count . . . on Listening To The Radio At Work? Prepare To Be Sued · · Score: 1

    Given the music typically played in garages, do you count the customers desperately holding their hands over their ears to avoid it as part of the audience? Or the ones with their heads fully submerged in the fishtank?

    hawk, who needs to know

  21. Re:Muzak is not a slangword on Listening To The Radio At Work? Prepare To Be Sued · · Score: 1

    >At this point, it's become a cultural code word for syrupy, annoying,
    >instrumental renditions of songs we hated in the first place.

    I hate to break this to you, but one of those tragic days that we all must face is the first time we here the obnoxious music of our high school days turned to muzak . . .

    hawk, surely not old enough to have first-hand experience. Yeah, that's it.

  22. Re:Funny Stuff on How Not to Write a Cease-and-Desist Letter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Save the lessons for the one-on-one they insist upon.

    Also, discussing hard numbers is a great way to terrify your wife into thinking you might actually do it :)

    hawk

  23. Re:Too Late: Madness Upheld on Listening To The Radio At Work? Prepare To Be Sued · · Score: 1

    >An accountant I know has a client (restaurant) who took this to court and lost.

    Accountant, restaurant--is this a lead-in to a "cooking the books" joke?

    hawk

  24. Re:Well known law in the UK on Listening To The Radio At Work? Prepare To Be Sued · · Score: 1

    >The servicing chain will loose, loose big time,

    Yikes!

    Everyone keep your cars and tires (tyres?) away from this place if you want to make it home!

    hawk

  25. Re:Funny Stuff on How Not to Write a Cease-and-Desist Letter · · Score: 1

    >Probably not a scam but pretty damned close--time share style!

    Hey! Those are great.

    Aside from helping out with your vacation budget, it's fun to correct the salesman's abysmal economics, recalculate based upon market rates and your own investment returns, . . . :)

    hawk, who turned his $50 in one-way casino chips into a real $400